OMAHA DAILY BEE . SUNDAY : MA22. . tss ? . TWRTATO Progress of Pranks of the Great Electric rinid. ELECTRIC LIGHT DANGERS A Deadly Wire KU-clrlo Hallways GcrfloUlltcd l > y IjlKiitiiintf-hiKht in Jnpnn An KlectHo Mat Dots and Dashes. Tim nondljr "Mvo" Wire. New York Tribune : John H.Simpson , Philadelphia ! ! , came to this city a few weeks npo and went Into the ollico of the Adams Express company , at 41 Trinity place , as night engineer , He had charge of the electric dynamos in the basement mid looked after tholightingof the build ing , which has a plant of its own. Last night , a little after 8 o'clock , ho took a friend , John S. Holme , into the cellar , promising him that ho would see some tall handling of the dynamos and wires. "Electricity doesn't affect mo much any more , " said Simpson ; "what would knock you out in a second 1 can hold without turning a muscle. " Down in the basement Simpson ex plained about the two currents and the dynamo , and urged Hclme to .try a small electric shock. 1 lei mo said he didn't know much about wires , and such things , rind ho thought he had better stay away from them. Simpson then braced him self and started in. Ho took ono wire lirst witli ono hand , and ttion with both hands. Thoio was no damairo done ap- parcntlv , and the foolhardy engineer then sei/ed both wires , putting ono hand on each. No sootier had ho fairly touched them than the lights went sud denly out. Simpson's arms stretched out straight and still' , and he foil heavily to the lloor. Holme made his way up to the ground floor and called for help , Alathcw Fogan , u clerK In the ollice. and Night Watch man Williams hurried bach wuh him to the collar. The circuit was whole again and tlio lights wcro bla/.itlg as usual. Simpson wnt still on the iloor rigid , with his arms straight in the air. Ho had died instantly from the cieetrlu shock. Snn FrnnclNco'H Hluctrlc Railway. San Francisco Chronicle : Prof. N. S. Keith , who has had charge of the con struction of the now electric railway mo tors for tlio Folsom street line , told a Chronicle reporter yesterday that the trial trip of the first eleutrie locomotive built for the road would probably be made within thirty days. The conduit iron is being prepared at the Pacitic Holier Alills , and when completed it will bo laid from Nineteenth to Twenty-sixtli street , near Folsom. The steam engine ilsed for the generation of tlio electricity will bo set up at Nineteenth street. Two of the locomotives under construction were seen by a reporter yesterday after noon. The frame-work has been com pleted , and the wheels , shafts and dynamo put in position. Tlio power is applied to the shaft from the dynamo on each loco motive by a baud running to a horizontal revolving wheel four feet In diameter , which is placed above the forward car- wheel shaft , to which it is connected by a miter gear. The electricity is con voyed to the car dynamo by an iron con ductor which roughly corresponds with the ordinary cable. The grip , still fol lowing this line of illustration , is a shut tle , which permits of the passage ot the electric current from the wire to the dynamo. To stop the car It is only nee- cessary to break the circuit , which is done by u simple contrivance invented tor that purpose. The maximum speed of the electric locomotive intoned for use on Folsom street lind is twelve miles an hour , although they could readily bo made to even much faster by an Increased power of electric generation. The regu lar running spued will bo eight miles an hour , which is the limit fixed by muni cipal law. The motors built hero for this purpose uro said to bo u great im provement over those in use in Denver and other cities. Thpro is a saving of about ( X ) per cent in expense as compared to that ol cable railways. Elnotrlo Mght Dancers. Philadelphia Ledger : Another death from the electric light current occurred 5 on Thursday , in New York. This time ! , however , the victim was himself solely to blame , and.sulTercd . the consequences of his own ignorance or carelossncs. It was quite otherwise with Thomas Tighe 5. the young man who met his death 5.It Sixteenth and Barker streets a few days ago. The inquest before the coroner drew out quite plainly the manner and cause of his death , and proved it to bo ' about as nearly a pure accident as could possibly occur. Tigho , it appears , was not informed of all the wires that were "alive " the foreman 0u , instructing him properly concerning tnoso with wdich ho would probably deal. Unfortunately the work brought the man directly opposite the return wire of the circuit on which ho was working.and nn accidental move ment caused his body to short-circuit the linn with probably instantaneously fatal effect. There were ono or two points brougnt out at this inquest which it is worth : while to consider , with a view to avoid ance of similar acts in the future. The company's representatives state that it is impossible ) ts turn on" the current from a line every time repairs are made , since ! repairs and additions tire so constantly going on as to provoiitt such a rule from being enforced , except at very great loss and tinnoyanco. Burying the wires un derground , although desirable on many ly. other grounds , and especially on that of relieving liremcn from encountering ob struction and danger , would not remove , though it would lessen , the possibility of just such accidents. Even if the out going and return wires of every circuit woro'carried on separate poles the dan ger world not be wholly avoided , while the expense of construction and main tenance would bo greatly increased. nly One fact was brought out very clo.irly at the inquest , and that is the total unre liability of the insulating materials now In common use to prevent such accidents , Even when perfectly now , the insulation is probably too imperfect to retain heir current , if an otherwise perfect short cir cuit Is presented to it , and the effect irof time and exposure to the weather is to render such insulation totally worthless ! as a safeguard to life or property. Its only use is to prevent to a certain extent leakage of electrical energy by induction and other methods. It would certainly seem among the possibilities for some methyd to bo devised whluh should ren der these wires at least measurably safe , and which should not be so expensive as to preclude its practical adoption. The ' method of attaching wires to insulators at present In use is also very faultv , for the tie wires soon become a part of the circuit and a menace to the linemen or repairers , whoso duties call them to the ; polos. To bury thn wires in two separate con > duits , ono carrying outgoing and ono re turning currents , would probably prove thb most 'oillcacious way to prevent such accidents. H the wires should bo pro- tooted from the effects of dampness , the Insulating material with which they are covered is quite capable of protecting the currents , and , with two conduits , it would bo an Impossibility to make short f circuits except by the greatest careless- ) 1 ness or at the point where the power SSis used. With electric lighting wires thcro is not the excuse which telegraph and telephone companies urge for the over- head wires. The heavy currents which they employ are not liable to trouble from < induction or local currents. The expense could not be much greater than they are now under from the overhead system , and , at any rate , safety would bo well purchased at any reasonable expense. The electric light companies , however , arc not to bear the whole blame for a failure to put their wires underground. City councils are largely responsible for the delay in this needed improvement. Geese Kilted by Lightning. Chico ( Cal. ) Chronicle : R. Burch , who resides on Rook Creek , north of town , paid us n call last evening. " Ho informs us that during the storm of lost trlday afternoon , as ho and his family were watching the clouds , a flock of wild geese passed near the house. As he was look- inn at them , there came a vivid flash of lightning , which seemed to pass right through the flock of geese , and the next moment tlio Hock seemed to bo thrown into confusion , uttered the shrillest cries of alarm , and six of their number were seen falling to the ground. They had been killcoT by the lightning flash Air. Burch had.noticcd. Ho wont and picked up the dead geese , which he found to bo plump and fat , without a mark to show where the lightning had struck thorn. Ho had u feast of roast goose the next day. This is the lirst instance on record , wo behove , of geese being strticK by light ning while flying m the air , and it isgon- orally supposed that they are safe from the destroying boltof Jove. Telephoned Throujrii Mis Body. Deposit Courier : Last Saturday Nel son Crane moved the telephone at Creek Settlement from the grocery into John White's sitting room. Just before ho took the wires out of the instrument , ho telephoned home to mssister.tolling her to ring Lower De posit , and to talk with that station in about a minute after ho spoke to her. The ring for Deposit is three short and ono long. Air. Crane then took the wires from the instrument , and held them between the thumb and forefinger of each hand. At the appointed time ho received three short shocks anil one long one , severe , but not painful. Soon after lie could fool 11 very slltrht , pleasant , agreeable sensation in his fingers clear up to his elbows , and ho concluded they were talking. Ho then put the wires back into the instrument for a mo ment , and found that his sister at homo , a couple of nulos distant , had rung Deposit and .successfully hold a con versation with that station , and it was all done through his body. Electric iTij-hT In Jnpnn. Chicago Herald : There has been visiting the city for a few days Air. H. Al. Williams , who hits recently returned from the Asiatic em pires , where ho went to introduce the electric light , and ho says that the readi ness with. which the Orientals adopt those improvements is quite astonishing. In Japan most principal cities are now lighted by electricity , as ours are , and many of the finest houses are illuminated in the same way. A largo Edison plant has recently been ordered for the palace of the Alikado , at ToHo , a very largo building , or rather a cluster of buildings connected by corridors and covering sev eral acres. The Chinese do not take hold of these Improvements as readily as the Japs , but are beginning to see their ad vantages. The Corcuns are ready to adopt all modern ideas , particularly if they come from thn United States , iho palace of the king of Corca lias a plant of 300 ( Edison ) lights and was first ilium- Jnatcd on the bitthday of the king's mother-in-law , on the 20th of February , with great ceremony. As no foreigner is allowed to look upon the features of the king or queen , the workmen took great risks when they were putting in the apparatus for if they had oven by accident scon the facooftlie king they would have been put to death , according to the custom of the country. They were carried into the palace anil through the corridors in pal anquins , ana trumpeters were sent ahead of them so that the royal family might keep out of their way. Electrlo lilRhti In Mines. English Labor Herald : Talk of f lighting up mines with electric light , Wales has begun. John Sparrow , of the Ffrwd coal and iron works colliery tak ing light down below with electricity. Although the place is not ono of the largest concerns in Wales , Air. Sparrow is "an old bird , " and ono of tlio most ad vanced employers , intellectually and scientifically , in the principality , and is also ono who wields a powerful influence over employer and workniuu. New Telegraph Line. The Idaho Statesman says : A com- has been organized at Seattle to Eany a railroad and telegraph line from Seattle on the most practicable route to .the British possessions on the north , and from there a road and telegraph line will bo built to the Canadian Pacitic. Ucran Intercommnutcatlon , Electrical World : Air. Edison , who has returned from Florida , says that he made experiments while south which convinces him that telegraphing through j | water without the aid of a wire will ultimately i- iir mately bo made possible ns a regular tpracttcal matter , so that , for instance , whips several miles apart at sea may communicate with ono another. That his can be done has already received ovoral experimental demonstrations , isIS our readers know. What Eyes Are Said to Show. Generally speaking , blue eyes signify [ constancy and devotion to friends. Black eyes denote as a rule a sensuous character and an inconstant , fickle ISS position. However , there tire some noted exceptions to this rule. Tlio mam characteristics of the violet eye. which is called the woman's eye , are : a'lVection and beauty , chivalric belief and limited or deficient intellectuality. Gray eyes are the most , expressive of all eyes , and denote strong qualities of mind and soul. Persons with gray eyes usually have a great deal of patriotism. Self-satisfaction and conceit are com monly the characteristic traits repre sented by the green eyes. When the tinge verges on ycllowishness it denotes that the possessor is gifted with strong powers of imagination. Igr The very light blue eye is character istic of the northern races , and in ra woman it suggests constancy and truth , steadfastness simplicity , courage and purpose. In a man it is apt to denote a phlegmatic disposition. Brown eyes are the eyes of the south and east , and denote as a general rule loa passion and lacic of originality. In a woman they mean jealousy and cruelty very often , and in men courage , super stition and mild recklessness , mBlue eyes usually go with light hair , but when they go with dark hair and complexion there is coupled with the af fectionate qualities a tendency to deceive , stimulated by an-ambition for conquest and leading to the gratilication of admi ration. Hazel is a very difficult color to deter mine , there-are some many different ails - rotics. As a general rule eyes of this color suggest a good deal of strength ol character , and generally a sense of mis chief and trickery. A blue gray , with bronze streaks radiating from the center , comes nearest to hazel. A throe year old Waterbury boy , whoso legs were deformed from birth , was ' tiiKen to the New Haven city hospital , where the surgeon broke one leg throe times , and the other ono twice , and then straightened and reset the bones. The child endured the operation well under either , and now walks lonjs * distances with only a slight limp. THE LOCAL SOCIAL ESNOI , AQnietYet Pleasant Week Among Omaha's Elite , GENERAL CROOK'S RECEPTIONi Tlio Barton Tea A IMcntnnt Card Parly Dim. Whcaton's Dinner Tlio Bonnet Luncheon Art Notes General Gossip. i j The nottnm rails Out , > ' Tlio bottom has fallen out of society/ and with Iho two receptions of ttio past week , the season has come to a close , to the unbounded satisfaction of all those who uro actively or oven passively con cerned In its movements. People are rapidly packing up and leaving forjnoro habitable regions , and in a few weeks Omaha will bo deserted by the ulcmunt that constitutes the etVervesccnce of its society , possibly without experiencing' ' any consciousness of loss , or any sensa tion , save onu of thankfulness. The social round has become irksome to keep up and tedious to record , and ttio most satisfactory feature of tlio past season is Its utter cessation. Aliessoti In Mnnners. Harper's Ba/.ar : The display of jewels and personal attractions in public has long been deprecated by the = o of good taste , but it still continues in a remark able manner. Of course in the boxes of the opera house thcro is the little gulf of distance between the public and the full dress which gives it remoloncss sufliciont to excuse it in some degree , while the added brilliancy which the display gives to the auditorium is not undesirable. But it is nobody's business to add bril liancy to a restaurant or to the dining- table of an inn , in however grand a man ner the inn may be conducted. Wo lately saw a lady at a public table whoso gown , scintillating with jots , was cut open and square over a snowy bust , where reposed a string of diamonds and a string of pearls , with a largo brooch and pendant of diamonds ; in her hair a bandeau of brilliants glittered in the shape ot a comb ; huge solitaires de pended from her ears ; diamonds again sparkled on her wrists , while hur hands wore literally loaded with sapphires and rubles and emeralds anil opals and diamonds mends ; she glittered all over like the night ; she reminds one of some rareo show , and attracted almost us much at tention. Yi't this same glittering indi vidual used her handkorohicg vigorously and for u long time together on her nos trils , scratched herself without reserve , anil picked bones witli her jeweled lingers , making as much display of her bad breeding in one direction arf another. Our voting people cannot too early bo taught that simplicity of dross In pub lic-is as important and as evident a mark of good breeding as quiet behavior is. Rrllllunt llcccptlon. The largest event of the wcok was the reception given by General and Mrs. Crook Wednesday evening. The house and grounds were brilliantly illuminated and drew many spectators who watched the gaiety inside with curiosity and in terest. Thn porch was ( inclosed and made a favorite and comfortable ren- de/.vous for the guests during the even ing. The infantry band , stationed on the lawn , played by torchlight and added much to the general entertainment. The Uoors were canvassed , but the fire which occurred at 11:80 : broke up the festivities and interfered with the programme for tlio evening. A feature that was universally appre ciated was a huge punch bowl tilled with a beverage compounded after the most opproved tinny recipe that was tested and heartily endorsed by all the thirsty ones present. General and Mrs. Crook wcro assisted in welcoming the guests by Mrs. Wheaten - ton , Mrs. Read. Mrs. Kcnnon , Mrs. P. H. Ray , Mrs. Henry , Mrs. Dandy , Mrs. Hall , Mi < s Somers , and Miss Jennie AlcClollan. The toilets were more than usually bril liant 1 , decolotto dressing being noticeably numerous. i Mrs. Dandy wore a most striking gown of black satin en traino , with front of white crystal beads. The low corsage was trimmed with crystals , tine dia monds. Mrs. Konnon were a stylish combina tion of cream color and red velvet en traine with sleeveless corsage. . Miss. Rustin were a becoming helio trope silk combined with brocade , V- shaped orsago. Mrs. James Chambers , black tulle en train with dccolctto and sleeveless cor- sago. Mrs. Higginson were a simple but very tasteful toilet of cream wool combined with brocade satin. Mrs. Head were a handsome black lace dress with jet plastron. Airs. Hitchcock wore a Wattoan dress of cream cashmere with bands of blue embroidery. Alias Congdon , handsome brown satin do lyon en train set oil' with shrimp pink- Mrs. Collins , a bride , were ono of the most elegant drcsse ? , a white satin with immense tr.iin , front of pearls. The low round corsage was garniturcd with pearls. An Afternoon Reception. The reception given at Mrs. Guy Bar ton's Thursday was as pleasant as the geniality of the hostess and the beauty of Iho surroundings could make it. Mrs. Barton and Airs. C. D. Woolworth together - gether welcomed the guests as they ar rived , and the comfort anden'.ortainment of the guests was further attended to by Mrs. Yost , Mrs. Wakcloy. Airs. Alors- man , Mrs. W. U. Alillard , Airs. Rollins , Aliss Alaudo Woolworth and Miss Jessie Alillurd. The rooms looked very bright and attractive , and tlio beauty and pro fusion of the lloral adornments occas ioned much comment and admiration. About ono hundred and fifty invitations wore issued , most of which were re sponded to. In SIrn. MuniauRh'f Studio. Mrs. Mumaugh has just completed- a crayon portrait of the late H. Wilkins , that is ono of her happiest ellbr ts in that line of art. The portrait is remarkably soft in finish and develops a likeness that is almost lift ) like. A rage for mirror decoration has again taken possession of the pupils and several are in progress that display cousiderablo > taste. A very handcomo ono was re cently painted by Airs. Traynor. The subject is a "Alidsttmmor Diversion" and presents a rural landscape , with two ? figures standing on a rustic bridge in hem foreground , leading across a clear stream to a sunny avenue in perspective. Miss Standish is also working on a mirror decoration of equal beauty. Progreattve Heard. The Misses Nellie and Lizzie Corby g&vo an enjoyable curd party Saturday night at their homo on Seventeenth street An interesting came of progress- ivo hearts was playcdT Those SBnt worn the Misses Fannie GrotT , Jennie and Alay Wallace , Anne Babcock , Helen Copcluud , Ida Boyco , Eunice Stobbini , Florence England , and Alcssrs. Kent , Corby , Van Gordon , Kills , Freeman , England and C , S. Stobbins. A Clab'Affair. A lunoh was given at the club Tuesday evening by Air. Stcbblns and Air. Funk- houscr to a number ol the ladies of their acquaintance. FloWers wcro In great profusion and the service was in every way up to the standard of the club. The guests were seated iu tlio following order : Miss Dlshop Mrs. Funkhotiscr MUl Host Miss HlchnrUlon Mils M. Knight Miss Ijtims. Mlfs Ituetln Mis * Urown MIssa Ignites Miss Frnnklln Mr. Funkhousor Mr. Chrletlnncy Miss Klmbivll Hiss Knight I.nko Mlso Sharp Miss Uojrd Miss Shears Miss Morse Miss Dandy Mlis Chnmbcrc Mrs. Remington . A i'lcnlo 1'ariy. The picnic season was inaugurated yesterday at Hr.nscom park , by a large crowd of young people. Dancing was indulged m from 3 until 0 a. in. , and a very delightful time was had. Tnoso present were the Alisses Alargaret Botkin. Carrie DetweilerAnnie WhitmanLillian House , Carrie House , Neva Turner , Altuniu Jos- solyn , Anna and Jennie Young , Alarion & Edith Crandall , Opal Tou/alin , Emily Wakeley , Daisy Doiiae , Alabel Fonda , Ida Boyco , Gundio Coburn , Bessie A\lorso , Mac Alanslield , Pearl Hartman , Lylcr Alexander , Nina Alart > hall , Gussic Tremaino , Georgia land Nina Sharpe , Alauile Staloy , Nuttio and -Kattie Wood. Liio & Nellie Corby , Helen Copcland , Eunice Stebbins , Anna AtcCaguo , Lvdia AlcCaguc , Alary Sto- phcris , Alma ilmgor. Rena Straug , Mattie - tie Stone , Flora Adler , Pauline Gold smith , Dolly Polauk , Addie Newman , Blanche Hcllman , Nellie Bauserman , Amy Barker. Alonio SVoolworth , Winnie Kennedy , Alice Chambers , Alargaret Cooke , Alargaret Brown , Louie Johnson , Ino4 Haskell , Grace lief- fley , Lyn Curtis , Aiamio Oliver , Aland Oliver , Alay Yates , Adtiatul Alice Parker , Ada Alills , Sallie AlcClintock , Blanche Bcnton , Nell Mover , Grace Alead. Lilian Brunuor. Alabel Pratt , Letta and Sadie Stone , Florence Birkhausor , Alary and Alice Brown , Jennie AlcClolland and. Alessrs. Knaggs. Detwilcr , Rogers , Allen , Wheeler , Sta loy , Allen , Cromor , Alooros , Stone , Ale- Cormick , Strang , Rustlu , Anderson , Alontgon-ery. - Griffitts , Bcal , Fonda , Cook , Ellis , AlcConnell , Clark , Keller. Broatch , Stiger , Hounds , Simpson , Alarsh , Bausurman , , Budolot , McCann , Obor , Dale. Brown , Preston Johnson , Stephens , ' Pundt. Rosewater - water , Rustin , Smith , O'Reilly ' , Whitney , Hackney. Congur , Hall , Bost- wlck , Ramsey , Cochran , EnglandMiner , Sherwood , Hicks. The party was chaperoned by the Alissos Shoars.DicUoy , Ulen , Whitman , andAIre. Lyle Dickey. AlcKwinjr-Hriblngon. On the 16th inst at , Detroit , Alich. , Mr. John AlcEwing of thoVfroight auditor's oflice.Unlon Pacific , inithiscity , was mar ried to Misa Alice Robinson of that placo. Air. AlcEwing has long been a resident of Omaha and has many friends who will bo proud to congratulate him upon his important step , and form the acquaint ance of his handsome wife. The bride is an accomplished young lady with hosts of friends in Detroit and will be a valuable acquisition to Omaha society which will bo pleased to welcome her in its midst. Air. and Airs. AlcEw- inc have gone to housekeeping at 2705 Hamilton street. . A BriKham Young Concert. A Brigham Young recital is announced for next Thursday evening at the taber nacle. Considering the squally remin iscences of former Brigham Young re citals , the title is not a very alluring ono. A Dinner Party. General and Airs. Wheaton gave a din ner party yesterday in honor of Judge and Airs ! Savage. The other guests were Dean and Airs. Gardner , Miss Kinzie of Chicago , Lieutenant tind Mrs. Snrson , Aliss Boardman of Chicago , P. E. Vol- lura and Robert Patrick. A Luncheon. Air. and Airs. L.1 M. Bennett gave a small luncheon party at the club Thurs day. Thn other guests were Air. and Airs. Tower , Airs. Mather of Chicago , Senator and Mrs. Alanderson , Airs. Alatthcson. Art GoMip. Heyn is engaged on a painting that will soon bo on exhibition at Rose's which is said to eclipse his former efforts. At Hoyn's gallery ! there is a crayon portrait of Judge Thurston that is one of H. A. Collin's best pecimons of portraiture traiture , i Mrs. Higgonson's largo class is doing good work in flowers and landscape painting. Ono of the prettiest pieces noticed was n study of lovely clematis on ground glass. nrevitles. Edmund Peycke and family have sailed for Germany. The Alisscs AlcCheapo will spend the summer in Europe. George Heimrod and family will leave for Germany , June 5. t Dr. and Airs. Gradi are going to Hot Springs next week. The Rev. Frank * AliUspaugb , of Almne- anolis , is at Airs. Clark'K Aim. Judge Fitzgerald } of Cincinnati , is visiting Mrs. R. C. dishing. Mrs. Fitch and AliM 'Fitch went wes Tuesday for a short trip : Airs.V. . B. Millartl and child will leave for the seaside Wednesday. Airs. A. W. Saxe and daughior have gone to Marshall , Alich.l ior a visit. Airs. Joseph Ilowjea ia spending a fort night with relatives la Atlanta. la. Mr. and Mrs. Alax MijTer will shortly leave for a three months ! visit to Europe. Judge and Mrs. Savmjjj * leave on the 31st for Europe to ko > absent all sum mer. ( A. L. Polack and family will leave next week for a thrw , months' tour in Europe. j Airs , and Dr. Somcrs have gone to Soda Springs , Col. , for a visit of several weeks. Miss Annie Downs returned Thursday from Bt. Louis to her h'Orae , 1220 Georgia avenue. Mrs. Mather , of Chicago , who has been visiting Airs. L. H , Tower , has re turned. Mr. and Mrs. John Oroighton are homo from Hot Springs and an extended tour of the south. ' Aliss Kittle Lowe Is expected homo the 1st of June , from A long and delightful visit in San Antonio. - A. J. Kendrick , city editor of tlio BEE. left lost night for Chicago , where he will bo engaged on the DailyNews. . Miss Emma Balbach Unexpected homo LATEST SUMMER STYLES Just Received at Miller's Shoe Store 612 North 16th Street. In order to introduce these goods to the public we shall offer them For One Week Only , Commencing Tomorrow Morn * ing , at Special Prices , a few of which we quote below : Ladies' hand turned , French Kid Button ? 5.50j Ladles' hand turned , Bright Dongola Button , JS-SS LflL Regular price , | Q Ki'gular price , $3.75 Ladies' : hand turned , Bright Dongola Button , Metis' calf seamless vamps , in bals , button or congressfi ; , Regular price , f 1.50. Regular price , $4.00 Ladies' hand turned , Bright Dongola Button. $3.50 ; Mons' Kanirnroo , . seamless vamp , in bals , liuttnn and con * , gross tit $ H.OO ; Regular price , f4 Uegular price $ ' . 'Metis * low slices at $ S , ? 2.GO and $3 , and Our tallies' Mtl button shoes at $ : i , $2.GO and $2.25 and { /cuts' calfsttocs at $ 'i and S2./J0 , can't be beat. Ladles' slioea made to order and a fit guaranteed , We Guarantee to give an equivalent for every dollar expended with us. Mail orders will receive our prompt attention. GEO. S. MILLER WORTH TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS. Sole Agents for Deer Park , Sole Agents for Clarendon , Sole Agents for Remington's ' Sub , REMINGTON & McCORMIOK , 220 South 15th Street. from Aliss Grant's school about the 8th of June , for the summer vacation. Dr. W. C. Spalding went to Chicago Wednesday for a a further course of study with the eminent surgeon , Dr. Kcngcr. A hop will be given at Fort Omaha next Thursday by General and Airs. Wheaton , in honor of their guest , Miss Konzic , of Chicago. Airs. C. W , Eoff , a vocalist from Kansas City , has recently como hero , and is stop ping with her mother , Airs John Roomer , it 708 North Eighteenth street. 3Tuesday evening thcro was a very suc cessful supper and sale of fancy work by he ladies of Unity club. About two lundrcd were present , and a large amount was taken in. SOME SMILES. Sayings of Bob Burdette , ttio Humorist. The empress of Germany gives a golden cross to every servant in the empire who remains forty years in ono situation. If her majesty would como to America and make \ that oiler to every girl who had forty places in ono year Mho could go into total bankruptcy with no assets in one wcok. KECKLESS EXTHAVAGANCE. The now English gun weighs I am afraid to cay how many hundred thou sand tons , and carries a projectile weigh ing you wouldn't believe me now how many thousand pounds ; but , at any rate. It costs f 800 every time it is tired. And ono day last week they spent 13,300 miss ing a target four times. This may bo war , but to a plain man it looks a great deal more like extravagant foolishness. AUT AMONG THE HEATHEN. "Father , " said Rollo , looking up from his book of travels , "how did the heathen loam to draw and paint so well ? " Rollo's father hesitated a moment , and Rolo's Uncle said "From the George : Aleisson- lories , Rollo , from the Aleissoniencs. " And the silence that fell upon the room was so profound that you could hear the grooerybill | tick. A FUIEKU OP HONEST LABOR "I am down on this prison labor and prison contreet system , " said Air. Gunny- bags , fhe friend of labor. "It not only degrades honest labor by coming into direct competitlom with it , but the prices paid for prison labor in this country are altogether too high. Now , wo import all the mats wo handle from English prisons at 80 per cent less than they can Bo made in our own penitentiaries , Let us patronize honest labor. " THK ECHO OK A 11UOLE BLAST. Chaplain Jones , a warm hearted ox- confederate , enthusiastically rcptiblishes the speech of Hon.D.W.Voorhecs in 1800 , when he declared that "if the time ever came when the soil of Virginia should be invaded by the armed hosts of abolition ism , lie would head a band of 100,000 In- dianians and como to the rescue. " Now , wo don't want to rake up old issues , but wo do think the editors of the Century are making the mistake of their lives if they fail to publish an illustrated ac count of the "March of the Hundred Thousand , " written by General Voor- hoes. Perhaps less is really known of this expedition than of any movement of equal magnitude in tlio war. AN UNKAIU ADVANTAGE. "What is the difference , " asked the bronze stork on the bracket , "between sauerkraut and' mince pie " "I don't know,1' answered the little bisque Phillls the mantel " it's because on , "unless they are both Dutch to me. " "No , " replied the stork , "because ono is mixed with feet and the other is fixed wth | meat. " But Phtllis said that was hardly a fair one because slio never knew before how they made sauerkraut. CHKrVriAN CHARITY1. Down in the kingdom of Pennsylvania , in the course of a little diH'erotico about the division of the church property , the ' difl'uring brethren called in the services of a mutual council to decide the owner ship of the church-yard. You know with what a July warmth of difference the brethren do differ when they give their whole minds to it. After the council had listened to both sides a grave and rev erend older arose and said : "I can't see , brethren , that it will make the slightest particle of difference which party we give this grave-yard to ; it is plainly evi dent to all of us , after what wo have heard this afternoon , that either party would most gladly bury the other in it at any time free of charge. " CAVE CANEM. "Are you fond of dogs , Mr. Dachs hund ? " "Oh , yes , indeed ! 1 do love a dog around the house above all things. " "Well , I'm going to make your little boy a present of one ; what kind do you prefer ? " "Oh , well , if you leave it tome mo , a terra cotta ; give him a terra cotta pug. life size , and you'll please the whole family. " AWFCL DESTITUTION. There had been such n long period of silence and inaction that it seomcdjreally a wicked waste of timo. At that period of the world's history there was not so bashful a man as George , perhaps , above ground , "George , " said Rebecca , pres ently , "do you know wo are very poor ? " George , inexpressibly shockedhad heard nothing of it. "Oh , yes , " she said , "wo are beggars ; I am forced to solicit alms for my own support. " It took George about four minutes to analyze thisbut ho headed thn subscription when ho did , and Rebecca might have gone into a dime museum for the rest of the session if a four-armed girl wasn't too common these days to pass for a freak. 1)O THE INDIANS WANT THE EAUTH ? "What have wo done for the Indian ? " asks a tender-hearted paper away down in Alassachusetts. Well , good land ! what haven't wo done for him ? Haven't we pre-empted homesteads , located mill privileges , water powers , mining claims , mineral lands , cattle ranches andgovern- niont parks all over the best sections of his reservation every time ho left it live minutes to go to the agent's to trade his furs for the rations the rascals had stolen from him ? What do you want us to defer for the Indian ? Wash him , put him to bed and sing to him and put him to sleep ? All right , we'll do it. Hand us them rocks the big ones with the rough edges. FAST AS LIGHTNING. "These are fust- colors , are they ? " asked the customer. "Urn , " said the merchant. "You'll warrant thorn fast ? " repeated the buyer. "Urn. " Then ho added , "But you must keep 'em kind o' dry ; if you fetch 'cm nigh the water they'll come out a good deal fastcr'n you can bring 'em back. Still they're what you might call fast colors , as colors go. " ' 'Yes. " the customer said , "I reckon they'll ' go. " Then she went , too. A HEAHTLEbS ASSIGNMENT. "What ! " exclaimed the lady reporter ess , "report the free trade meotiug ? In tills bunting dress ? Not if 1 know It. They'll run me off the platform. " And the city editor , who thought it was Lyons velvet , said within himself that ho wished there wasn't a woman reporter on the paper. A SLII'I'F.IIV BUSINESS. "There is always a great deal of crook edncss about these dime museums , " said the chief of police to the brund-now mayor. "In what department usually ? ' ' inquired the brand-now mayor. "More in tlio snake-dens than anywhere else , " replied the chief , and shortly after the house adjourned , ostensibly to ascertain whether the town had gone prohibition , but actually to ascertain that it hadn't. A VICTIM OF INTEMI'EHANCE. Hero comes a man whom I wish you to observe. Behold him. His face is pallid and his eyes are lustcrlcss. His lips are set in pain. His steps are slow and the dull throbbing of a heavy headache beats at his temples. His days tire heavy and his nights are sleepless , and life Is a weariness to him. Ho Is a more wreck of his early manhood. His friends avoid him. When ho goes homo his children hunt the dark corners , and his poor wife wishes she wcro dead. What has wrought all this.ruin and misery ? Rum ? The demon rum ? Oh.no , not exactly ; pie and hot bread and fifteen-minute dinners did it. The poor man has the dyspepsia , that's all. But. that's enough. William Sinclair , who was Graver Cleveland's steward in Albany , is now in charge of the live stock at Oak View. Ho takes great pride in the fresh eggs , rich milk and delicious butter , witli which ho tickles the palates of Oak View guests. THE PERFECT i Quickest Selling Article Ever Invented. t > j i ritlCE OF DASHER , $1.2S Needino talking , butreallr l th rroltleit Bbowlnz Article on ibe Market. OMAHA , Neb. , April 28 , 1887. This it to certify that we , the undersigned , have this day witnessed a churning by ' 'The Perfect Self Revolving Churn Dashers , " which resulted in producing 3,1 pounds of first class butter from one gallon of cream in jnst one minute and fifteen seconds. W. U Wright , proprietor Omah 1l > Mrri" O. W. Whetler. manager ouiHha Dairy ; I'aul B. Tale. Merchant * ' National Hank ; A. U. Tnnulli , Nebrmk * National Hank : I'rnf. ( icorve It. Hattiniirn , proprietor "Oin rmllu lnesiColleuet" I'rof. I. J. III V . le c > \ - erur. Qorthind ! Hurrjr Mlrrlam. Jltor'Tlthlao StfllUl. Ubl. "Hoe" Will J. DobU , U. R. Act J.F. K/an."World. " Krunk li. < lrc n"Herata" Dr. J. w. rieareh. Dr. J. W. Djrmrt. Dr. O. M. U. Illart. Dr. Hamilton Warren. B ; irilall.ro * ! 'tate. J. W. Itovere.real e.tuta John Kudd , Jeweler. Chris Orff. furnlluro , State -and County JlluM * for Sale , J'rojlt * Will Surprise You. AGENTS WANTED. Call or write to us at once. Qu ck sale * and large profit ! . Very truly , J. 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