THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SATURDAY. MAY 7. 1887. THE DAILY BEE. PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. Dully ( Morning Edition ) Including Sunday nnr. . Onn Your . $1001 TorBlr Month * . 6 00 rnrTliroo Month * . . . S M Ilia Otnalm Sunday UKK , ninllod to any , Ono your. . . . 2 OC OMAHA nrrirt. No. di AMD m FAnKAM STHKET. VKn VOIIK orrire. IUMIM fti. TmnitNi Httii.tiiNa WA8UC4UTUM OfflCC , NO. ill KuUIiTECXIU StIUCI , connr.srosDRNct : All communlcrttions rolntlnx to notrs and cOI torlal tnuttor liould bo tuMmsSoU tu the Km xon or ant ; liKii. All htiPlncM lettorn and remittances nhould t > < ildrcHrtod ( o Tim HEP. ruin.iaiiiNd COMPANY OM\llA. Drafts , oliijpkfl and poalofllco nrdon to bo mndo payable to thn onltrof thu company THE BEE PUBllSflllTSpAIY , PROPRIETORS , K. ROSKWATER. EDITOIU XI1B-DAILY BEE. Sworn Statement or Circulation. SUM of Nebraska , I . . County of Doiulas. { " ' " Oco. I ) . TzschucK , secretary of The Hc ( Publishing company , does solemnly swnai that thu acttml circulation of the Dally Heifer for the week ending April 39 , 1S87ni a : follows : Saturday , April 33 M,42 < Sunday , Anrll 5H 14.00C Monday. Aprllffii 14TJ. ' Tuesday. April-JO 14,1X ( Wednesday , April 27 14,1X ( Thursday , April 23 14,101 Ifrlday , April 2-J 14.1CX Average 1122 : Ono. U. TzscitucK. Subscribed nnd sworn to before me thl 30th day of April , 1837. N. P. KMT * rSEAU ] Notary Public. Oeo. B. TMchuek , being lirst duly sworn deposes and says that ho Is secretary of Tin lice Publishing company , that the nctua average dally circulation of the Dally lice for the month of April , 1880 , 12,1U ! copies for May , 18SG , 12.4.T9 copies : for June , 1880 12.293 copies ; for July , 1880 , 13H4 ! copies for AuRUBt , ! > , 12,4 < H conies ; for Septem bor. 1830 , 13,030 copies ; for October , 18SO I2W copies ; for November. 1880. 13,34 ; copies ; for December , 1880.13,337 copies ; foi January , 1887. 10,500 copies ; for February 1887 , 14,108 copies ; for AInrcli , 1887 , 14UX copies. OKO. B. T/scnucic. Subscribed and sworn to before mo this 1511 : day of April , A. D. , 1887. ISKAL. | N. I1. KKir > , Notary Public. GENKHAL SIIKKIDAN quietly sits dowr on General Rossor , nnd tlio latter wll continue to squirm. TITE hotel proorictors will soon poll tion the intor-stato commission askinj that passes bo granted to all politician ! as heretofore. THE passionate poet , Swinburne , hai hurled an ode of ono hundred lines a Gladstone. Such ingratitude is not pun iauablc. Yet if n man throws- dyna mite bomb in Russia ho is immediately hanged. England's laws are lax. KICIIAHD A. PitocTon , the scientist , in slats that there are sea serpents , and say : the stories regarding them ought not tc ' be ridiculed. The next thing wo hear o : Mr. 1'roctor ho will be trying to prove that the moon is not green cheese. ONE of the Chicago boodlcrs ha ; coughed up $1,000 in currency , saying 51 belonged to Cook county. Conscience occasionally makes a money thief fee' ' Borious , but generally speaking it Is not H Until ho has squandered the money. Aw Tnrtmn from the Omalin luaorva tlon , Ta-wa-hao-zin-ga , recently called on Governor Thayer. It is understood IIt that Ta-wa-hac-zln-ga wants to bo oil t ! inspector , judge in the First district 01 Douncilman from the Tenth ward in Uniaha. < _ _ _ Du. EDWAKD KNOX , of Fentress county Tenn. , on Monday tied up naked his four toon-year-old son for some boyish indis cretion and. whipped him with a blaok- nako whip until ho diod. This is a case where neither the rod nor the ctuld was pared. HOFFMIN , the Nebraska train wreckoi fwho is confined in jail at Nebraska Citj awaiting execution , has called for i bible. Had he thought of this the oven fng he obstructed the railroad track- perhaps ho would , to-day bo a bolter am Lappior man. GATIT , in the Cincinnati lEnquircr Comes to the rescue of the James boys , And excuses them for all their crimes { This is rather late in the day to help Jossi much , but may succeed In drawing largo : Crowd * for Colonel Frank when hi tnakes his annual speeches at the count ] fairs in Missouri this fall Ir the organ of the state printinj thieves , known aa the Boocllert' Own , hat jfiiven the republican candidate fo rjnayor in Lincoln as much' attention as i has given Mr. Broatch , perhaps it couk llavo elected a republican , instead of thi Democrat who now tills that office. A NBW YOUK ox-alderman , supposed ti have boon a poor man , dropped dead 01 the street on Monday , stricken with heart disease , and the coroner found 01 Ins body $25,000 worth of street railwa ; bonds , concealed in a bolt worn betwoci bis outer and his undershirt. It is though that ho placed the bonds in his bol while doing aldurmauio duties and hat forgotten thorn. It would bo in order t < bxauiino Jake Sharp's bolt. A MISSOUBI paper alleges that Colone A. C. Dawcs , of thn Kansas City , St. Joseph oph & Council Bluffs road , has been ton dercd the position of general manager o the Oregon Railway and Navigation com ' pany. "It is not known yet , " says thi Missouri paper , "whether he will or wil pot accept the fine position offered t him. " It Is hoped , in tlio interest * of Ui Oregon Railway aud Navigation com pany that the Chicago , Burlington t Qulncy road will not lot him go. Colono pawcs is certainly no decided improve jnent over his namesake oace governo : of Nebraska. FINANCIKKS will understand what i tneaut by the reduction in the discoun rate of the bonk of England to 3 po cent. It Indicates an abundant prcsen supply of money iu the London marke and a conviction in the uiiuds of th managers of the great banking iustltn tion that there will bo enough to meet al probable emergencies in the near future Two per cent is the minimum rote of th Bank of England , and is the best evl denco of a money plethora. That cii oumstance Is not unfavorable to thl country * Iu a political direction Uio sig nillcauco of the reduction is that tb .leading financiers of (5real Britain ar not apprehensive of any serious conflict in Europe in the near future. It is in al * wpects a reassuring alga. Willing to Compromise. We some time ago noted the fict ; th.it Congressman Springer of Illinois had expressed himself in favor of a compro mise between the hostile factions of the democracy on the tariff , In onlor to olYoct n reduction of the revenues which inon of nil parties concede to l/o necessary. It now transpires that Mr. Carlisle takes a similar view of the situation , except that he expects rather more from re publicans than from the protectionist democrats. Iho Kentucky congressman is quite sanguine - guino regarding a reduction. Ho lias no doubt that the iievt congress will reiluco revenues , though he does not expect the passage of such a bill as the rovouuo form democrats would llko to have. It will bo remembered that when Mr. Randall endeavored , near the close of the hist congress , to bring forward a bill re pealing the tobacco tax. Mr. Carlisle would not permit him to do so. Ho seems to have modified his views some what in this direction , and now .lays "it might occur , in the efforts to get through n bill reducing the tariff , that some com promises should bo made. Under the circumstances , with an opposition senate , and with a division of opinion among democratic representatives , a compromise that was fair would bo hon orable. In such a state of the cuso the obacco tax might bo repealed. " The whisky tax , however , ho Insists should bo loft undisturbed. There could bo no bettor indication than this of the position that will betaken taken in the next congress by the rev enue reform democrats , who will bo more completely than ever in the control of Mr. Carlisle , sir.co Mr. Morrison will not be present to divide influence. It maybe bo remarked also that the modified attitude of Mr. Carlisle is in accord with the understood views of the administra tion , the president in his last message having counselled , in relation to the tarlll' quofltiou , "a willingness to yield some thing for the public good. " But will the limited compromise suggested by Mr. Carlisle bo met in a similar spirit by the tariff men ? The repeal of the tobacco tax would cut down the revenues nearly $30,000,000. Will the protectionists , democrats or republicans surrender an equal amount in tariff duties ? The solu tion will still rest chiolly with Mr. Ran dall and his faction , AS it did in the last congress , who will continue to hold the balance ot power. The republican as sistance that Mr. Carlisle now counts on will not bo strong enough to effect the desired - sired object. What Mr. Randall may do or refuse to do no man can tell , but it is evident that he can dictate terms if ho is able to hold his faction together. He will exert himself as never , before to do this , for the break ing up of his little band of adherents in congress would bo his political ruin. Ho understands that nine-tenths of the party , with the administration in sympathy , desires - sires and Books his downfall , and would politico on linn with both feet if ho should fall. Ho must keep his contingent solider or go down , perhaps never to rise again. It is certain , therefore , that Randall will fight with desperate energy to keep his little force intact , and if ho accomplishes this ho will again bo master of the situa tion. It is this unfortunate phase of the situation that detracts somewhat from the confulcnt assurances of Mr. Carlisle , and suggests a fear that experience nitli the ncAt uuugrcss iu tins matter may be little if any moro satisfactory than it was n'ith the last. The Labor Alliance and the Chinese. The labor alliance , of San Francisco , is yet making a determined fight against Chinese labor. The white men claim thut it is impossible for them to success fully compete with the coolins in many branches , especially in the manufacture of cigars. At a meeting of the now trades union alliance this week , a com mittee previously appointed to devise a certificate for the use of those dealers in cigars who do not patronize Chinese labor , made a formal report. The cer tificate read : "To whotn It may concern : The holder of this certificate has pledged himself to the Labor Unions' Mutual alliance and the Clgarmakers' International union not to buy , sell or make any Chinese cigars , wholesale or retail ; and , further , to foster the Interests of home industry. " It was unanimoualy agreed by all members of the trades unions that num erous mass-meetings bo held , and a united effort be made to abolish Chinese labor in manufacturing goods of all kinds. If the coolie is to bo tolerated in this country at all , a place must bo made for him in the kitchon.on the railroad grade , In the orchards of the coast or other places where his labor does not interfere with citizens. Ro must not insinuate himself into white men's positions , lower their wages and take the paltry pittance received for his day's labor and send it out of a country of which ho refuses to become a citizen , to purchase his trrticlos of food and clothing. * This country offers inducements and extends the hand of welcome to all classes of laboring men yet at the same time it has no par ticular nso for the almonod-oyed heathen who offers his services at what to any other m an would necessarily bo starva tion wages. Reduced Taxation. When wo stated in our last Issue that the assessed valuation of property in Omaha for municipal taxation , would , al tlireo percent , yield | 400,000 , during the present year ; our estimate was based on an aggregate assessment of $15,000,000. This is at least f3,000,000 below what the asssessmont will bo , if made on the pre vailing basis of one-fourth or even one- fifth of actual values. Instead ol 110,000,000 as tijmrod in our previous es timate , the assessed valuation of Omaha last year was 113,000,000. The increase for the present year , by the rise of real estate values , improvements and annexa < tiou of now territory , should at a low estimate , add to last year's assessment roil from 14,000,000 to $5,000,000. On a three per cent tax the city's Income - como in 1&S7 , would reach over half a million dollars. With this enormous sum at its disposal , there will bo no ex cuse for an overlap , Last year the citj taxes were i per cent. This year Si mills will moro than meet all demands ol the municipal government The irn provoracnts already under way this yeai justify the prediction that the city taxe : can bo reduced to 2 per cent in 1888 with out in the least embarrassing the citj government. Lai t year the county tax was a per oonl on assessed valuation. This year it can bo reduced to 15 mills. That would yield nearly 1300,000. The 'county commlj sloncrs ought to bo able to inako ends meet with ? 300.000 a year at their dis posal. The funding of the county debt which Is to take place this fall will very materially reduce the interest charged. The annexation by Iho city of territory which lias heretofore depended on the county for its gradlugbrldgug ! and other improvements , will relieve the county treasury of a heavy dralv. Thu Incorporated villages and towns in the county will also lesson the cost of maintaining highways , There is no valid reason why taxation should not bo reduced both for city and county purposes during the present year , While taxes have been very light in Omaha on the basis of real values , the high rate levied on assessed values has had a tendency to frighten capitalists and investors. A reduction of the tax rate will have a very beneficial effect. Kxtr A vacant Hydrant Tolls. The suburbs of the city ask for fire protection , and they ought to have it as speedily as possible. But before the council orders a further extension ol water mains , it should como to an under standing with the water works company , with regard to the cost of additional water hydrants. When the charter was voted to the water works company six years ago it was estimated that Omaha would bo well protected by 800 fire hydrants. To-day the city is paying for nearly five hundred hydrants at a rental of ? 80n year for each hydrants. In other words the hydrant tax has run up from $ 10,000 to over $40,000 a year , which rep resents interest at 5 per cent on an investment of $800,000 or interest at 0 pet cent on ? OCO,000. It is safe to say that the present waterworks plant can bo dupli cated for less than ? 000,003. It seems to that the time is readjustment us at hand for a - justment of the contract between the city and the waterworks company , on a basis that will assure a fair income to the company without imposing needless bur dens upon the taxpayers. With $ 10,000 a year income from exist ing hydrants , the company can -well af ford to reduce the price for additional hydrants to $25 n year. Thoro.is a hand some profit In the investment for exten sions even at that price. We have op posed the proposed repeal of the water works company's franchise , but we deem it just and proper that the company should bo required to reduce its extrava gant rental for additional fire hydrants. "THE liquor license laws of Pennsyl vania , "Hays the Philadelphia Itccord , "ac they are now construed arc a jumble and a puzzle for lawyers and laymen. The indelimteness of their provisions gives excuse for the most cranky nnd in consistent constructions by the courts. In some judicial districts the theory is set up that the granting of \ \ license is n matter of judicial option : in others , that it is a matter of local option ; and in still others , that the option lies in the hand of the applicant for a license and depends on a literal compliance with certain necessary formalities. " This is the result of agitation. A sensible high license law , such as is on the statutes of Nebraska , admits of no puzzling con struction. Plainly and distinctly the re quirements arc written. The man sell ing liquor.umlpr the Slocumb law under stands its conditions and consequently complys with them. The result is regu lation , and as a general rule orderly places whore liquors are sold. THE State of Ohio , which has main tained a good credit since the war , has been having considerable trouble with Its finances for the past two or three years. The management of state affairs during the lloadlny administration was reck lessly extravagant , and before that 'ad ministration expired it was compelled to anticipate the collection of taxes in order to moot the demands ou the treasury. It left to its successor a bankrupt treasury , with largo demands io sight. The repub lican administration by wise manage- , mcnt provided for these obligations , and the legislature reduced expenditures , but it refused to increase the tax levy , and it now appears that the resources of the treasury will bo exhausted by Juno 1 , and from that time until August the state will have to bo run on credit. The legacy of recent democratic government in Ohio ought to make that state safely republican for a long time to como. ONE of the first things the now council will have to deal with , will bo the print ing steal in the shape of over ono thou sand dollars for publishing Mayor Boyd's election proclamation in two morning papers , in addition to the publication in the official paper , which circulates moro than twice as many papers in Omaha as both of these pmpcrscombinud. MOST great men have found some par ticular influence productive of ill effects upon them. The especial bete noir of Mr. Lamar appears to bo a dark skin. In the case of Queen Kapiolani it bos produced the extraordinary result on Lamar of "neuralgia in the face. " Pathologists - elegists may find this case worthy of Uioir attention. WE are reminded by Mr. McShano's paper that there will bo a few planks loose m our sidewalk as long as Mike Mcanoy remains on the staff of Mayor Broatch. Wo are not troubled about Mlko Muanoy just at present. He will go on the re tired list in a few days. THE official invitation and programme for the eighteenth reunion of the Society of the Army of the Cumberland , to be held in Washington on May 11 and 12 , has been issued. Its interest and attractive ness are not diminished by the fact that the name of General Keifcr does not ap pear on it. ONE of the conundrums of the hour is : When will Tom Murray finish his six etory block ! Wo know ho has heaps of sand , but it is piled up on Fourteenth street in front of his building. TIIEKE will bo a grand blaze some of these days on the triangle between St. Mary's avenue and Barney street , which is being covered by Under boxes and fire traps of every description. IT is said that when the queen of the Sandwich Islands called at the white house "Mrs. Cleveland was not at all embarrassed , and the president appeared to be perfectly at his ease. " According to this official announcement , the queen is not of so much importance after all. Many 4 backwoods office-Maker baa em barrassed Urover. The report says nothingof how C6lonol Dan received her royal highness , i Tun splenetic attack of Rossor on Gen eral Sheridan should have been per mitted to pass withojit attention. Some people will sock notoriety at any sacri fice of manliness and honor. Tito proper treatment of all such is umittcred con tempt. 1 Tnn zigzng route wfiich the Chicago & Northwestern is building to Omaha , is an improvement on tljo old ox-bow by way of Blair , but it U by no means what Omaha should and must have. Nothing loss than a direct line up the Elknorn valley will fill the bill. ONE thousand houses prcctod m Omaha for renting , during the present and next years , would bo a profitable investment , The demand is now large and will bo larger for houses that will rent for from $30 to | 40 a month. Other Ijnmis Than Our * . The London Times having followed up the Parnoll forgery bydenouncing Dillon as a liar , that journal has occupied rather more attention in England during the post week than any other subject. A motion in the house of commons to insti tute proceedings against the nominal publisher , on the ground that the course of the paper was a breach of privilege , has occupied the attention of the house for several days , to the exclusion of all other matters , including the crimes bill. That measure has consequently made verv little progress during the week. In the discussion of the motion regarding the Times , the tories have manifested the'most partisan and unfair Hpirit. The fact that the language used by the newspaper was a plain breach of privilege thoycannot escape from , but they seek to oscftpe from an evident duty to defend the character of n member of the house by the subterfuge that Dillon can have recourse to the courts for redress. It is a contemptible exhibition of the sacrifice of all precedent and right to party hato. While the statesmen of Eng land are wrangling over this matter , the relentless agents of landlords in Ireland are turning the miserable tenants out of their homos and the heartless work of coercion goes on. * * * The week has developed no events of interest on the continent of Europe , nothing having occurred from which oven a plausible conjecture of. future dls- turbanco could bo drawn. The popular demonstrations in Paris , since the Schnaebelcs afl'nir , have served to show the very strong anti-GMrman feeling , but there has not been ahv'considorablo rep resentation ot the bertijr element identi fied with those demonstrations. So far as ofiicial expressions go Uioy indicate the prevalence of an entirely friendly sentiment , { fid ) it is evident that the better class of people are well pleased that the last cause ot 'misunderstanding between France anil Germany was so promptly and satisfactorily settled. The incident has made Silmaobolns some thing of a huro , and ha * inured to his permanent .advantage. .Germany having sent the prisoner back to hia own coun try , has dismissed all thought of the mat ter , but doubtless the people are taking rtuo account of the popular manifesta tions of hostility in Paris. ' * The French licet is shortly to engage in a series of grund manajuvres , the most important which have been undertaken since the war. Its first operation will be the transport of troops from France to Algeria and the attackingof the convoy by a squadron 6f torpedo boats , having Corsica for their base of operations. The squadron will bo composed of four ironclads aud four cruisers escorting the convoy , of four other ironclads , which will bo considered as transports. It will leave Toulon and. sail for Algeria. The torpedo squadron leaving Ajaccio will have for its mission the attacking of the convoy as it leaves the port of Toulon. The second operation will bo the attack by a torpedo squadron upon a squadron Bailing from Toulon to Brost. The third nnd the most important is the appear ance off the Mediterranean coast of Franco of an inimical squadron to bo at tacked by torpedo boats. This latter operation will take place in July. ' Twelve men and three women are now on trial on the charge 'of conspiracy ngainst the life of the czar. The prison ers are guarded in court by soldiers and the public is excluded. It is a star chamber trial in effect , though the ac cused are represented by counsel and the /orm ot defence is permitted. There seems to bo no hope of acquittal , and the penalty is death or at the best exile for life. Ono of the women , a young girl , Haisa Schmldova by name , is said to bo moro beautiful than Charlotte Cor day. and her nharo in the plot and certain fate nro the gossip of St. Petersburg. The ro lontioss and unending war against the czar , maintained by men and women of every social rank , forms ono of the most extraordinary chapters of modern his tory. * A great deal is boinc said and written in Franco about the German trick of learning the French bualo calls with a view lo misleading the jyff my during an ' engagement. There is'uothingvcry now about the Idea. DuringjtUe war of 1870-1 Gorman buglers frequpljtly sounded a halt for French troops at the critical point of a charge , and $19 French regi mental band once savod'i a division by playing the German c&tfonal anthem. This was during a sortli'ftom ' Metz in the course of which one of/ the strongest French divisions mistooj word of com mand and marched right up to the mouths of the Gorman'c ? , nnou. It was only the intense darkness and the mu sical device which saved.'it ' from diciina- tion If not annihilation. , , * d I * The mortality statistics just published tor London are interesting as showing tlio working of tendencies that are in operation throughout most of the civil ized world. The death rate and birth rate uro each on the decrease. The fall ing off in the former , however , is greater than In the latter. That is to say , the average ago attained by people before they die is greater now than it wad ten years ago , while the number of persons born , in portion to population , is not so great as formerly , But the increase in the ago limit so counterbalances the do orcase m births that the number of in habitants , leaving immigration out of the calculation , is steadiljr growing larger. * The Scotch universities have been au proachcd by the musicians ot Scotland with reference to the granting of do- grecs m music. The matter had boon under consideration for some time , and thorc is , it is understood , some disposi tion to accede to the general wish on the part of three out of the four universi ties. Ono of the universities , though possessed of nn endowed musical chair , has taken no active stops In the matter , Another having found that it is empow ered to confer honorary degrees In music , has taken the initiative , and , upon search being made , document ? showing precedents for admitting candi dates to examination have , it is said , been discovered , and it is therefore not unlikely that the wishes of the Scotch musicians will soon bc carried out. * * Afghanistan-is likely lo disappear alto gether from the map of Asia before Ion g What with England's "acinntifio fron tier" ideas on the south , and Russia's still moro decided absorption policy on norlh , the ameer's territory is gradually diminishing iu area. A dispute on the northern frontier lias just been settled ou the convenient "compromise" of giving Russia all she claimed and withdrawing all the claims to pecuniary compensation made by other contestants , Towards the fall the process will bo repeated , and during the winter another treaty will bo forced down the ameer's throat. * * * The Sonnblick observatory , In the pro\ inco of Salzburg , Austria , is the highest in Europe , being 10,177 foot above the level of the sea. It was - established chiefly through the exertions of M , Rojachcr , proprietor of the mines in thai district , in conjunction with the German and Austrian Alpine club nnd the Aus trian Meteorological society. It remains to bo shown what use can bo made of the observations on such elevated sta tions for the practical work of weather forecasting. The observers of the Pic du Mull claim to have foretold , from the conditions at that observatory , the dis astrous floods that occurred iu the south of Franco at the end of June , 1875 , and thereby to have rendered important serv ices by their timely warning. V Something very much like white slavery is practiotlcod in Nova Scotia , where pauper boys and girls are farmed out , to the highest bidder. The farmer purchases the ri < rhl to the child's labor till it becomes of ago , and then ho can soil his interest in the contract to any one who will buy. At an auction sale at Dicbv recently a boy was sold , ana so outraged were the spectators that they have petitioned the Dominion parliament to put an end to the scandal. Cardinal Manning's nice distinction between soil ing a man's labor and selling the man himself is evidently not appreciated iu Nova Scotia. V Ono of the most melancholy incidents of the eastern raamcuvros in England was n disastrous tcst-of the sword bayo nets with which the volunteers ore armed. A dummy of cotton waste enclosed in a truss of straw was a fair substitute for the human body , and not a bayonet penetrated - trated it unharmed. A Crimean sword passed through it easily , but every sword- bayonet was bent double and twisted out of shape. The regular army is armed with the same species of worthless bayo net. The volunteers are suitably equip ped for the sham battles which they fight ouco a year. * # English women have , done much to rescue the queen's jubilee celebration from merited reproach for lack of public interest. Wlulo other schemes for com memorating 'the Victorian reign are languishing and expiring through sheer inanition , the women are bestirring themselves in every borough and shire , and are confidently expecting to raise S230.000 before the anniversary day. This is the only ono of the countless jubilee enterprises which excites popular enthusiasm. KINGS AND QUEENS. The queen of Sweden , who has been stay- ini ; at Amsterdam for some time , where she underwent a critical operation , Is convales cent. cent.Of Of all his birthday Rifts , which filled two rooms of his palace , Kaiser Williolm most values a life-sized portrait of his eldest great grandson. Emperor Francis Joseph ot Austrja Is re ported to take the part of his daugnter-ln- law In her quarrels with her Husband , Crown Prince Ktulolph. King Milan of Servia makes skittle playIng - Ing a hobby. Ho was recently presented by the prince of Montenegro with a carved set of balls and men manufactured of extremely hard wood. Her Majesty Queen Victoria Is to erect a memorial church at Cannes , France , on which U to be placed a recumbent future of the late duke of Albany , which will be a raplica of the ono In the Wolsey chapel at Windsor. Queen Olga , of Greece , Is fond , of swim ming , and a pond lined with white marble Ute to be constructed iu the prounds of the roral palace at AUiens so that the queen can dis port herself with her attendants like Diana and her maids. King William , of Germany , has sent a beautiful diamond bracelet as a wedding present to a Jewish maid whom ho used to eeo at a window opposite his hotel at Uas- toln , and who is soon to bo married. He has uked her to come to Uastcln yearly durlnj ; his sojourn there. laThcro an End. Is thera an end to weariness In life ! To nil this ceaseless aud tumultuous strife 1 That , trom the very cradle to the grave , Appals the hearts of o'en the strong and bravo ? Is there an end to this anxiety That haunts us hour by hour and will not lleo ? Or ore wo made to mourn through day and night , To walk Iu shade and never In the light ? Is there an end to losses and to pain ? And will there coinu a time when naught but gain Will follow all our unrornlttlDK toll , And when no foe shall cause us to recoil ? Is there an end to this dull , dreary mode Of life ? Or must our feet still press the road Leading through places dangeroui and dark , Where scarce an eye discerns ono shining mark ? Nav , do not look for perfect peace and rest I A lite of noblu coatilet is thu best : And chivalry will win a brighter crown Than we could gain by casting burdens down. . The Boela flight. CrtfgMon Flonttr. The Pioneer does not think that all the Omaha lir.K says Is gospel , but on the main Issuer It U correct. As a newspaper U can not bo equaled In Nebraska. When It says that Nebraska towns are overcrowded with newtpapert U tells the truth ; and the Repub lican does not know , when It says that it Is uot BO. Tnore Is a false notion In the minds of a good many men that they can rim n newspaper a little bolter than somebody disc a little butter than the man who has made that profession a llfo stiulv and work. There are always a lot of politicians who want "at orpnn , " and them are always men who wll Oil the billfor the time bo I tig. Hut the county newspaper Is a work of weeks am months and years. The people , as the conn try ijets down to business , will support the newspapers of the two parties republican and democratic , and , as the llr.r. says , thi. others will gladly fall out of line. HTATK ANO fKlUUTOItV. Ncbrnsku Jottings. Holdrcjro Is pulling for a creamery am waterworks. Snloon Hcouso in Seward is au oven f 1,000 a year , half of which is au occu patlon tax. Plans for a five story opera house arc buinii prepared at Heatrico. The build ing will bo 05x138 , and will have a seat ing capacity of 1,500. Scraps of coal have boon pumped up from a well In the DcSoto bottom near Ulair. Mr. James Wild is the owner o the lucky well. Next. A reward of $100 will bo glvon for the return of J. N. Dykomati to Clarks sta tion. The long haul prevents bim from turning up and claiming the reward. J. J ) . Marshall , of Beatrice , dropped a burning match in loose hay in his wagon A can of coal oil expedited the blazes but ho managed to save his llfo and the team. Blair commiserates Fremont on the boycott of Omaha and oilers tomplinti inducements to the boycotters to tradi there. It is twenty miles nearer than Lincoln. A mad dog scare in Rook Greek pro cinot , Otoo county , has produced a deluge ugo of load. Twenty-five curs have boot hushed. The people are considcrablj excited and armed with pistolsclubs am rocks. The Seward canuina factory will be ready for business in a few weeks. The machinery is being put in place. The company expects to put up 000,000 cans of corn this season and 000 barrels o pickles. Jack McGinty , of Republican City tossed a burning match into the bun ; hole of a gasoline barrel. Ho lives' t < whisper the aftorclap , with a score of blisters and a hairless head to emphasize the periods. The threat of the Fremont Tribune to turn the trade of the city to Lincoln does not appear to satisfy the voracious np petite of the Democrat. Hero is a speci men squeal for moro : "It is folly to folc our hands and talk of peace and plenty , when there is neither when rivals , little and great , are tearing away at our vitals and raiding our cupboards. Let us ul understand this thing and all net to gether like men of sense and courage. " Tno delegation of Wayne business men had a general talk with the people ol Tankton last Wednesday on the subject of a railroad to Omaha. The result of the talk was the appointment of a com mittee of four prominent Vanktonians , to join committees from Wayne , Ilart- ingtou and West Point , examine the pro posed route and proceed to Omaha , where a conference will bo hold with business men and railroad officials. The feeling in Yankton scorns to bo that the Missouri Pacific will build the road for a bonus of $500,000. The Yankton Press says : "Thoro is in this move a grim determination to win. Keep your eye upon it. " Iowa It etna. Burlington had thiriy-thrco deaths in Api-il. Clannda's waterworks , which cost ? 41,000 , are pronounced a failure. The residents of Folsom station , iu Iho southern part of the state , are jubilant over the discovery of iron ore there. The state association of Congregational ministers and churches of iowa convenes at Charles City on the 25th to 29th inst. What Cheer is counting on a now $15,000 hotel building , a new Baptist church and four substantial brick blocks as a part of the season's work. The body of John ConranUy was ex humed at Bowen last week for the pur pose of burial iu the Exira Catholic ceme tery. Although it hud lain in Uie grave nine years , dissolution had not taken place and tlio corpse was as fresh and recognizable as when first consigned- the earth. A sad accident occurred on the farm of John Bcal near Missouri Vulloylast Thursday. The house caught fire while Mr. and Mrs. Heal were in the field work ing. They left the infant in the house with several other small children , and wore not warned of danger until one of thu children came running and scream ing to them. When -they arrived at the terrible scone the house was wrapped in Humes both inside and out , and the grief- stricken parents were subjected to the terrible ordeal of watching the flames ilcvour their little child. Only by force 3f neighbors was the mother restrained from rushing into the seething ilarnus for : ier darling and meeting a ft-arful death. Dakota. Spcarfish is getting ready to build n waterworks system. Tlio Jamestown artesian well flows at the rate of 400 gallons per minute. The G. A. R. post of Yankton will in corporate , purchase n lot and build a me morial hall. Ever since the year that General Cnstcr Damped at Yankton there has been a lieavy growth of blue grass on the old 2amp ground. A great many of the I'ankton people remove yards of the sod md transplant it in their yards , whore it thrivoa admirably. It is supposed the command carried baled blue grass for Forage and the seed , scattered in feeding Iho horses , took root and each year more seed is scattered , thus keeping up the supply. A Sioux Falls alderman recently got 11 ud und threatened to pound a stranger .ill ho couldn't see because ho said the Having stone quarried hero weren't the jest in the world. The alderman would probably have used the stranger pretty rough if in trying to catch him , ho had lot attempted to cross the main business itrcct in town and got stuck in the mud > o that ho had to Do pulled out with a Loam. The Puclllc Coawt. The vineyards and orchards in Sonoma ralloy uivo promise of abundant yields lliis year. A company has undertaken the project if buildinc a canal from a point on the Jolorado river , twenty milus above fuma , Ariz. , to the Sonora lino. Ou the cost side of Panamint valley , [ nye county , Is a vcry'largo lodge of an- imony ore. The metal was quoted ro- : cntly in London at 1150 pur ton. No ifl'ort has ever been made to do anything ivith this ledge. A steam wagon , that runs on ordinary roads and hauls 30,000 pounds , is making iticcossful trips between Hisbue and Fair- 3anks , Ariz. The distance is sixty miles , ind the trips are nuulu wholly by day- ight. The wagon is owned by the Copper iiecn Mining company. Ten thousand persons witnessed the aylng of the corner stone of the now 'Jathollc cathedral in San Fruucisco last Sunday. Archbishop Riordan , with a icoro of clcrgv , led the ceremonies. The luildlng is located on Van Ness and Myr- .lo avenues , bos a frontatro of eighty- light feet and a depth of 100. The style s Romanesque , with Italian towers. The Virginia City ( Nov. ) Enterprise lays : In the first range of mountains to the eastward of the Sink of the Canton Is in outburst of wivter that iu phenomenal ind a great curiosity. Half-way up u nountaiu that ifl two or thruo thousand feet in height there bums out n stream of thirty or forty inohus of pure and i irl sparkling water. It tumbles down over thu rocks on the side of Iho mountain in V ceverul falls from ton or twenty foot m height. The noise of the fnlllnjr > vator can bo hoard a distance of half u mile or luoru < _ Tie | Dillon V'aclhc. The fact that the Union Pacific railroad has at its head thu grandson of ono presi dent of the United States nnd the great- grandson of another is pressed as nu urg ent claim on the government's special deference to that railroad. Au eastern paper says "thoro never was a railroad management moro honest than that now controlling the Union Pacific , " nnd It adds : . "Ever since Mr. Adams entered the office nil his endeavors have been used to bring about an adjustment of the relations with the Government. " It i.s well that this compliment to the honest management of the road is quali fied by the adverb "now , " for there was a time when its management wns little clso than fraud , bribery nnd robbery so loul a thing , in fact , ns to provokn Mr. Adams himself to join in the uni versal execration of it. The euormoim fortunes gotten through those shameful methods exist In Mr. Adams' state to this day , and constitute the basis of the politi cal power and social influence of their owners. The present management of the road in the hands of Charles Francis Adams is honest ; but Mr. Adams ought to ro member that the corK | > rutlou over which ho presides is the self-same ono whoso management was such a stench twenty years ago , and that a corporation cannot , any moro than nu Individual , ex cuse the vfllanies it committed yester day by pointing to the honest course it is pursuing to-day. If the present management is ns anx ious to pay its obligations to the govern ment us it pretends to be , why docs it uot prove it by devoting all its not earnings $3,500,000 a year to a fund for that purpose ? That would be an evidence of honesty which the government would bo bound to recognize. But whou the com pany. after having divided among Us members and its favorites $50,000,000 , tlio proceeds of the very subsidy bonds the government gaVe it to uid it m building the road , aud dividing Iu uut earnings from year to year , tolls the country it cannot and will not pay the debt it owes the government unless allowed sev enty years additional time to do it Ih , the case docs not look so exceptionally up right as is claimed. A report was current In New York a short time ago that the Union Pacific ooinpany contemplates building a now road parallel to its present line and nd- justing all connections to it , BO that when the time comes it may turn over the worthless old road to the government , The report was promptly denied ; but it looks for all the world like a trick for forcing the government into au aooop- tanco of the company's term" . To exe cute such a scheme would indeed be a fraud picturesque nnd novel ; but the early history ot the company reminds us that it has done oven worse things , and that its capacity for such work may uot yet bo exhausted. AN AQKlT S1NNEH. One of "Doc" Mitldloton'a 1'ala on 111 * Wny to the Pen. The morning train to Lincoln carried among its crowd of passengers Nels Anderson , theOshcriff of Cedar county and two prisoners , A. Bremau and A. S. Davis. The latter is on his way to servo out a sentence of two years for forgery , ana the for mer will keep him company in the "pen" for a similar period for horse stealing. The party arrived in this city and was hospitably entertained by Jailor Joa Miller until the train loft for tlio capital. Tliaro is iiothinjr notable either in appearance or history about Davis but Brcinan ! Ah thorol lie is regarded as the most export horse thief In the west ami was not only " " the partner but the preceptor of the famous "Doc" Middloton in the equine larceny business. He is sixty-nine years of ago. jray haired nnd gray boarded , a picture of i patriarch and as venerably meek as the zrondfatbor of saints. Under browsy white eye lashes , however , are blue "windows of the soul" that no youthful- icss can exceed in piercing strength. rhuy are mental stilettos. B reman , v w dressed iu jeans , the regular uni- 'orm of the horsetlucf , and possesses the isually reticence of the trained criminal. lo acknowledged knowing "Doc" Mid- lloton for years , but , of course , was ac- juainted with him only during his days > f virtue. After his arrest on the cnargo or which ho is to remain iu durance ; ilo for two years , ho came very icar escaping. The Ilartlgan jailor was ibout locking him up ono evening when 10 skipped behind the cell , and in answer o the question regarding his presence lie cplled iu a voice that sounded as if it ! ame from the coll. The door was iloscd and the turnkey about to depart vlicn , by an accident , his presence was liscovered. Tha sheriff of Cedar county lays that Bremau is undoubtedly the ihrowdest horsethlof in thn went. THE PERFECT i Chora Dasher Quickest Soiling Article Ever Invented. FlllCE OF rtASHKK , $1.25 food ) no talking , but real IT U the 1'rottlost BUowltuc Article on the Mnrkol. OMAHA , Nub. , April 'M , 18S7. This is 0 certify that we , the undersigned , have liis day witnessed a churning by "The 'erfect Self Revolving Churn Dashers , " trhlch teuilted in producing 3V _ pounds of rst clasg butter from one gallon of cream 1 jn t one minute and fifteen seconds. W. I * Wrlfhl. proprietor "Ormihn lnlrn" O. W. nieclor. maiiHimr "umulia Ifeilrjri" I'aul II. Tut * . lerehnnM'NNtlunul Hiuiki A. I ) . TmiMlln.NoUraila iiUutml Uanki 1'rof. Ueortt" II. lUtbburn , iiroprtat/ir Dinnhnllutluun Colluxo : " 1'riif. U J. lIUVu. toioli- tot Shorthand ; Hnrrr Mlrrlam , editor "Pitman Illt'il. Uhl. "Boo" WIIIJ.PoML.lt. II. Ait .P. Br n."World. " Frank II. ( Jn.'OM-ller/ilJ" ir. J. W. Hurcli. llr.J. W. Pjiarl. if. C. M. Q. lllart. Dr. lUmlllon Warren. I.It. Ball.real tttt , J. W. Ioccr6.rf.i ( > I ei-tate uhn Kudil , Jeweler. ClirliOrir. furnlluru. ( fare anil County lllulits for ttalc , 1'i'ofltn Will Surprise You. AGENTS WANTED. Call or write to u * at once. Qu ck sales nd large profit * . Very truly , J. W. & A. Poi-iiAM , Pr p' . Uooni t Ctounio llloUt.K.lf.th it. . Omaha , Meh. KXAJIINATIOX I' < m /ASSAR / COLLEGE. Humiliation foruilmlulon tu Vaiur Collojo wll a hold it Omnlm. May 31 nnd Jun 1. Applicant * liuuld lulurmIlia | > ro ld nl b fora liar II , 'Acl(1ru JAUK3 M. TAYIXMt , U. U . , I'oivlikuapiU , N. T.