THE OMAHA DAILY DAY. "APOTT ; IT. i w. TWTBTATR II 'WOMEN ' WORTHILY WORKING , "What the Female Sex Has Practically Done for the Ago. MALIGNING MOTHERS-IN-LAW Women Mrs. Clrvolaml's I'opulnrilj Uftnarknlilc Y > nr of the HP * "me Hired K.IUH" Gossip for the Ladles. The SwcpfpHt Part of having. f.uttlt I'mttfr. There Is Jolly Saxon proverb , Hint Is very inm-h like tills , iliat n man is Imlf in heaven When ho hat n woman's kiss. Hut there's danger In clclavlng Anil the sweetness may forsake it ; So 1 tell you , bashful lover , If you want a kiss why , take It. Never li't another fellow Meal a inarch on jou in Hils : Never let n iRughlng maiden See you spoiling for a kiss. There s a royal way of kissing , And the Jolly ones who make it J I ii\e a motto that is winning : If jou want a kiss why take it. Any fool may face a cannon , Anybody wear a crown ; But a man mint win n woman If ho'd have her for his own. Woulil you have the golden apple , You must lind the tree and .sfuko It ; If the thin ; Is worth the having , And jou want a kiss vsliy , take It. Who would burn upon si deert With a forest smiling by ? \ \ ho would give his sunny summer For a bleak and wintry skyV Oil ! 1 tell you there is maulc , And you cannot , c.uiuot break It ; For the sweetest part of lovlnir , Is to v ant a kiss and take It. Women's > ofole Work. Our relations as regards the lower classes need a thorough overhauling nntl miiljiistmunt , said Mrs. Thuniian , J. Hackus In a recent address to women in Brooklyn. N. Y. Misunderstandings bo twueu employer aiul employe are con stantly arising.Vo .sen alcoliulisin , socialism and anarchy gradually imbruit- ing the spirits of our lower classes , with nervous debility , poverty of blood , this blind greed of gain , and short-sighted indifference to moral and political responsibility arc depleting the powers with which five born Americans should resist tiium. Wu cannot excuse ourselves on the plea of inability to begin this great worK. of philanthropic regenera tion. It has already been inaugurated liaru and there by noble men and women , wiser than their time , who have risked for its sake their capital and their repu tation for business sagacity. I wish I could tell you the details concerning the improved tenement houses creeled in Urooklyn in 1877 , in the construction of which are observed every written and unwritten law for the safety , comfort and moral purity of their inmates. They arc filled the year round , and , though they house over 1,100 botils , they add not a feather's weight to the city's burden of crime. As against these new tenement houses , erected with every regard fur the health of the occupants , I would like to. tell you In detail of the burden of crime emanating from hundreds of other common tenement houses , the p roperty of reputable clti/uns , but where Ji ilth.degredatlon.crimo and death abound. if 1 could tell you of the noble work per formed by the. ladies of New York in an organization known as the Health Pro tective association you would not under estimate the value of the good work they have done on the east side of the city among the tenement houses. It estimated that the saving to the United States in a year through measures taken for the prevention of the spread of contagious diseases is about three hundred thousand dollars. The work of sanitary science clubs Among our college graduates seems as necessary in our present state of pub lic Ignonuicu ns is tbo Influx of oxygen into a gymnasium. To tig as educated women , as representatives of enlight ened thought , kindly concessions are made everywhere , more than overbal ancing the disadvantages of our youth and small numbers. The reforms which we may ussistaro like the great laborsaving - saving inventions the cotton gin , the iteam engine , the telegraph their re sults recommend them. It will bo the fault of the indiscreet , the too timid in dividual , if college-bred women do not make themselves a strong factor in that great home , missionary untcrprlscwhich aims by banishing ignorance , thriftless- ness , avarice , impurity , from our own homes , by regenerating the heathen who live in our own cities , to create the trim Salvation army whose motto. "Mcn.s Bana'in corporo sane , " may soon , even within the time of our grandchildren , be blazoned from polo to polo. The Mothcr-ln-Ijn\v. It would certainly seem that if a man truly and deeply loves his wife ho should nt bast respect and esteem the woman who brought her into the world , who trained her in childhood , watched over nnd guarded her girlish years , and to whose loving care and solicitude he must necessarily pay tribute for making her the sweet , lovable being who captured his manly heart , says a writer in the Toledo Blade. Yet if wo are to believe the funmakors , tlio mother-in-law ( s the t opposite oj jiur. iliuurhtpr ja &JL fic . she is ugly , the wife is beautiful ; she is cross nnd ill-tempered , the wife awcet and angelic ; she is everything that Is detestable , the wife is altogether lov- ablo. Such a view is not consistent. Man is : i sollish being , especially when ho is in love. There are u great many young men who cannot bear to have their fiancees or wives admired by other men without feeling a pang of silly jealonsy. Such a man wants to l > o literally the girl's "lord and master. " She may not look sldowiso at any ono elsn of the male persuasion , and she is expected to burn eternal incense on the altar of his own superlative excellence. Such men are n thousand times moro ex- noting than women usually are In this re- hpcct. We all know the gonus. Thcro are plenty of specimens everywhere iu this country. Given a young husband of such n dis position , and you may bo certain that ho will chafe and fret aud fume because ho finds that hi ? wife is influenced iu the slightest by her mother. Ho cannot see that a loving aud dutiful daughter is likely to bocomi' a loving and dutiful wifo. Ho fancies hu is deprived of some of the love and affection that is his tight as n hti3- l\nd ) ! because his wlfo loves aud respects her parent not knowing or realizing , poor fool , thai It is a different kind of love , und that the two are not at war tritli ono another. There may be n few cases where the mother in-lawhcnolf , hurt and 3tung by his conduct , inaugurates a warfare upon the present son-in-law , but iu the great , ! majority of cases she sutlers In silence. That dncp and holy mother-lovo helps her to acectpt slights and undeserved con tumely for the sake of her darling daugh ter. And a fact that must not be lost sight of , she ifoe.s not got jealous of the husband because thu wife loves him. Sli from experience that it takes much love iluop , strong love on both bides during the first years of matrimony to enable two proplo to accommodate themselves to eaoh other's i > cculiaritiosandyou ; will find that the hints she drops In her daughter's ears are always golden , nnd nlwaya directed to making her u loyal loving wife. If there is any fault in most households It I * the fault of the hutbiuul , not of the mother-in-law. Lot u * give a ' much maligned but ijenorslly ncblo nnd aolf- acruiclnft woman bur Juft due , and place the. blame , ' if anr ' .nero fce , . on the houlder ' of id * man , who. is really tha tinning ono. And let un have gurdcaso from the ever lasting llowof pointless jokes and cruel stabs at the expense of the mother-in- law. She docs not deserve them. The man who loves anil honors his wife as a husband should , must respect and honor the author of her being. Heaven bless the mothcr-ln-law. Hitslncxs Women. Women who can make money can't always keep it. Harriet Hosmer chiseled herself into fame and fortune , invested a large part of her earning in Kcely motor stock , and lost it recently. Anna Dickinson made a large sum as a lec turer and lost it as a stage manager. Mrs. Mryan , of Georgia , has charge of certain cheat ) publications In New fork at a salary of fU.OOO. Mrs. Ann S. Ste ven" , at her death a few months ago , left a handsome fortune of ? : JUO,000 , the re sult of her literary work and profitable investments. Not long ago the secretary and treas urer of ono ot HID largest street ear lines in I'itUhurg was taken illnnd his daugh ter , who had never had any practical training for \vork.undertook to man age hk bu-itiess. She kept the books in good shape , attended to the collection of money , paid the employes ! , and bought feed ami stock for the company. Her father tiled , and she bait done so well hi her ollieial capacity that the company thought the best thing to bo done was to elect the girl to lilt the position per manently. 'ihertiaro women of surh great busi ness ability that they have proved them selves a match for the Tory sharpest financiers. From Chili comes the report of one DoiiaCousino who rivals the finan ciers of all times She is almost as famous - mous for her charities as. for her btisi- ness ability. She is ono of the richest women in the world. At her her hus band's death he gave her absolute con trol of his immense wealth , and she has proved herself a veritable qttcun of finance , bhe manages her business , ex hibiting great foresight , breadth of pur- po-o and a great ability as a manager of allairs. She lias a power of control that can direct and liarniomv the different branches of trade and business iu which yhe engaged. She has a trained super intendent for each separate department. These she has thn tact to pay well , thus binding thorn to her intercuts , Oil one farm of vast extent flic has -100 men. Kvery house in a village of 0,000 or 7,000 is hers , and to the people of this village and one adjoining .she pays out monthly from * 100,0i)0 ) to f.120,000. . She owns the only large coal mini ; in South America. From them she receives foO.OOO eacn month. She has copper and silver smelt ing works of great value and a lleet of eight iron steimships. All this vast en- . terprise she controls'ami dhects. \\hy Mrs. Cleveland Is Popular. Atlanta Constitution : No wonder everybody loves Mrs. Cleveland. She makes herself lovable to every ono. Little May , the fourteen-year old daughter of Colonel I.V. . Avery , of Georgia , has been crippled this winter from the effect of the bite of an insect on ono of her ankles. Not long ago she wrote a pretty little note to Mrs. Cleveland , asking her if she might call quietly some day with her mother. She stated that her mother was the descendant of Ben Cleveland , the hero of King's mountain , and that she would like very much to meet the wife of a president of that name. The next morning caruc a reply from Mrs. Cleve land cordially inviting the little girl and her mother to call the next day at noon. They went and were received by Mrs. Cleveland in the kindest mvnncr possible. She took them into her private parlor and insisted on their fcpling perfectly at home * Miss May carried with her an autograph album , the gift of 1'nul Hayno. She told Mrs. Cleveland she did not al low any but distinguished persons to inscribe their names on those pages , and asked her autograph. Mrs. Cleveland smiled and wrote a pleasant wish , to which the appended her graceful sig- nature. A Won torn Senator's Wife , New York Letter to Philadelphia Press : There has been a good deal of curiosity among New York pcoplo regarding the beauty of Mrs. Governor Davisof Minnesota seta , whose bus band has just been elected United States senator , and -about whom the western people rave as tbo handsom est woman in the northwest. Mrs. Davis was out on Fifth avenue recently , and the ladies on the promenade , a * well as the men in the club windows craned their neuks to watoh as she passed by. Shu is a well formed woman-of little moro than average height , with a strong and elastic step , and a fair complexion , rosy cheeks and lustrous oycs. She is noted at homo for her skill in horsemanship. She was attirexl in a walking suit of black velvet , corded after the French fashion over the front of the waist. A French made bat of the same material gave her a distin guished appearance , and in contrast to the black dress was a short collar of long white fur and a muff of the same , which i nn carried in her hands. Senator Davis greatly res-emblem General lien Butler , and might easily be mistaken for a son of the Massachusetts politician. Xhrr o Women of flemarlcabln AJJP. New Holland. Ohio Special to Cincin nati Commercial Uaxcttc : Thcro are several old people In this neighborhood , but none have seen so many sunsets as has Mrs. Margaret Arnold , who lives with her son Henrv near this plaep. Jt b kH5Wil to a certain . bsSus subtnutT- ated by record , that if Mrs. Arnold lives until the 4th day of next July she will bo 101) ) years old. She was burn in the year 1778 , near Richmond , Va. , and came to his locality many yeais ago. This re- raarkablo old lady has lived during the administration ot every president of the United States , and until recently could recall many incidents of interest con nected with the history of tha past 100 years. Her health Is good , but her senses of seeing and hearing have almost left her and reason is fast taking its departure , Her son , William , however , posnesses a mark by which sue always recogui7.es him , ho havlnz a broken linger. Whenever she shakes hands with any one she always feels the lingers to see if she is "shaking hands with William. " Mrs. Arnold has a sister , Mrs. Eli/a- both llillard , nno Shrivnr , who lives ? iu Iowa , and is 113 years of ago. She also has another sister , Mrs. Susan Bailey , of Dakota , aged ninety-six yoars. It will therefore be ren that the oombincd ages of the.su three ancient sisters is 017 * ' hivi3v kiiiViU 4i < k'iub * & \\jia i w * i jbtti at or un nveni u of about one hundred nd six years eauh. It Is doubtful if there arc three members of another family In the United states who can boat this record. Mrs. AruoUUnu lure ? sons who nre above throe score aud Un your * of nje. nje.Mrs. . Peuvrutl , of H.tlnbrldga. lloss Rouot ] , Ohio , is also 10l > year of aga.and lioklj on to life with rotturkiiltlo tenauity. Mrs. Arnolil tnd Mrs. l"iiw ll are the oldest persons lining In the Scioto vailo if not the oldest la tiic state. nnslp fbr ttin Iiiiiltei. A woman in Ohio onts nothmc but pin. She has not tartcd moat , brcau or veg- ctable for sixteen.venrs. In South America the ladies have a cus tom of tUrow.na v lualilo funs upon the BtaR1- instead ori ouquets. The two ladies in the Now York school board voted nsainst each olhnr on the question of tilling u teacher for shipping u pupil. It is estimated that 7,000 young women earn their living as povorues. = s in pri- ynio English families witUMilariesat J100 a j eitr. A club of girls In Doitetshire , England , nre und r vowa to make their own ciothoj and novcr to allow a uervnnt lo 'iake their beds or dust their drawing rooms. 4 Madame Scalchi the contralto prnna donna , who Is now rerovorine from se vere Illness , caught cold throuch getting upjn the night to attend to a Mck parrot ! Forty-eight young women became the brides of fortyelghtnrmlesi or legless veterans in London last month. bt-UMi couples were married by tha Salvation army general , Uooth. The girls at Covmgton , Kr. , have or- gani/L-d a boycott whleh involves non- asjociatlon with men who get drunk. The ftirls have introduced what no man had wit enough to devise a boycott that is both expedient and lawful. Mrs. Henry Wood's grave is in High- gate cemetery , near those of George Knot , Parepa Kosa , Frederick Alaurluo , CiL-orgo Vamlenholi ; II. Ciabb Hobinson , Alaric A. Wntts , Lord Lyndhurst and thu father , molhcr and little daughter of Charles Diokens. Thn Countess do la Terrc , the English widow of an Italian nobleman living in London , and possessed of good , shares her lodgings with from thirty to fifty cats of various sizes. When indicted for a nuisance , which occurs to her reg ularly , she pays her line and changes IUT parish ns well as her residence. Madame Christine Nllsson , now Count ess ( 'asa Miranda , was informed bv an astrologer that she would have trouble from two cauies fire and lunatics. This prediction was verilicd , for during the Chicago lire she lost $ ' . ' 0,000 , and when Boston 1 wasr burned her loss was 1200,000. In I Now York some year ? ago a cr.wy man followed her for a week , believing that t the words addressed by Margue rite to Faust were Iiitoixlcd for him self. In Chicago a poor student derided to t mairy her , nnd wtoto passionate 1st- tors , to which ho received no answer. One day hu came in a superb sleigh drawn by four horses , to take hU alii- auei'd bride to the church. Mr. Jarrett ouiuteil him by saying : "You are late , Mile. Xilsson has gene there to wait for von. " Thu third insane person washer husband , Mr. Ilou/.eaud , who died in un asylum. _ IIOM1Y Ton THE LA I ) IKS. The day of the plain corsayo Is no more. Bracelets and anulcts nuver KO out of fashion. Large plaids nio correctly worn by little childicn. Button Klo\csaio more worn than moifi- quctairfs. All si own women wear high colllutes , but not Doling girls. I'olnnalses nio seen on many of the new spiing diesses. Strlpos are the leading feature In spring goods of nil kinds. Water pioofs and rubber cloaks are always In & pil UK fashion. The sultan of Turkey Is haupy in the pos session ot ) ' , > ! \\l\cs. Salmon pmk and gray blue are fa\nrlto colors In spilng bonnets. Half hlpn boots nnd low shoes ulll a aln be Ino 'iie tor suinmei we.ir , The xsomcn always have the lead of the men in bringing out straw hats. The fashionable stocking ! blncc or some. \ery dark shauo ot brown or blue. Mrs. Cleveland's footman Is conspicuous for li\or colored lively aud a fur cap. Letters of condolence should be acknow 1 edged as soon as possible , If only by card. Great pendants of diamonds In the form of a heart , Nery costly aud ugly , are In fashion. Tufts of ostrich feathers trim the ti.ilns of very uloboratu dresses of hlh ceru- raoiiy. Coming out In something "brand new" at Easter was not the tblmr this year. It Is dying. A novelty In soring wooleus Is Valentla , haviug velvet and plusii stripes ou plain sur faces. Costumes composed of combinations In plain and striped goods bid fair to ou very popular. ChristineNL' son Is soon tn bepresentcd at the Spanish court , by Count Miranda , her husband. Empress Elizabeth , of Austria , has rheum atism , aud will try the hot baths of MehaUia , Hungary. New light woolens come In block.of white , with blue , scarlet , green , olive , primrose and heliotrope. hh Mrs. I'olk , widow of President Polk , keeps her health ana memory at tuu age of four score and moie. Kisses , according to Sam Slick , are like creation , because they are made out of noth ing , aud arc very good. Tulle do Ilnsse , or perforated felt , Is ns popular as ever for art embroideries Intt'ndetl tor furniture coverings. tin A SanU llos * ( Cal. ) woman walks eight miles to churrh every Sunday when sue lias wearing apparel to suit her. After being Invited to a chnrcfi wedding yon are bound to call or send a card. The Invitation Is equivalent to a call , Sapphire-blue plush makes a pretty pelisse for a llttlo girl , and primrose or amber-yellow silk makes a pretty lining for It. Mrs. Uoodlngton says she doesn't think much of uuon > mous wi Hers. Nine cases out of ten nobody knows who they are. Trains are seen on tea gowns and full dress evening reception toilets to be worn only ou occasions ot tilu highest ceremony. Ladies In Greenland color their faces blue and fellow. While Iu this country limy have u happy custom of painting them white. Miss Ada Lttlgh , who successfully founded a home tor American ulrls in J'arU , is so liciting to establish a similar home for jouug men. men.All bodices are adorned with some kind of plastrou , waistcoat , brutellcs , or fulness , the arrangement of. which U left to thu Individ ual tastt * . A hat of the Mephlstophcles trenus Is shown In spots of jet , with a wing of the sauio 4111 vitucr slue , tlo.ii bed on either side by scailet boffs. A Uliino stone butterfly , nestled among ? three lull , short ostrich feathers In princess of Wales fashion , Is a very fasulonaolo coU- furodccouitlon. What are called the primrose shadesbrilit yellows , brought Into tavor by the ladles of the English Primrose league , are been In all tbe new iroods. New French sateens show Pompadour de signs In bright colois , artistic groupings and finely drawn ( lower , leaf aud tendril patterns on tinted goods. Bound waists with heavy satin ribbons tied In handsome stylish loops at the left side are still conspicuous among Frcuch toilets tor domi-dross wear. Oueof the advantages In embroideries on tulle do Ktissu Is that ono needs no pattern to follow , but can carry out her own fancies In decorative effects. A few very handsome capotes , with largo brims aud the Increased size of all crowns , show the tendency of fashion toward a re vival of the bljc bonnet. "Madam , " said a gentleman to a lady , "pardon me , but your hair Is coming down. " "Aud yours , sir , " replied the lady , Indlgv nantly , "Is coming out. " Cream silk , black velvet , a white alureetto und a crown motif and side motifs of cut jet make a very dre y and ladylike reception , vUltimr , or matineebonnet. . Cover coaU of the regular maseullno out wllj hp Nvoni by women as wraps this spring. Cover coat , by the byo. Is correctly ' 'Kng- hshj" covert coat Is all wrong. Mrs. John Morrlssey once knocked a man down for accosting her on the street and MlMA.Stono Bbckwell argues from this that woueu should learu to box. It U pioper to Inavo your card In the hall at an afternoon social function. But this does not oblige the hostess to make the next call. It obllzo you to Invite- her In return. need bo made to Invitations to teas , weddings , or receptions. Always answer an Invitation to dinner or lunch whether u has "It. S. V P. " on It or not. Many of th newly Imported French polon aises are cut wltu Pompadour or heart- shaied bodices , or In graduated points , this opening reachlog from the throat to tbo belt In front. The new cotton goods are mostly striped zephyrs and etainlnes , the stripes { .enerally formed of clusters nfWight and danc- colorsd cords OR ecru , cream aud palo-tlnted grounds. ' iiobolln blue bonnets of silk put ou In puffy foltU , with cream silk muslin , are trimmed becomingly with Parml violets , aigrettes , and a brim decoration ot gold lace set with Imitation fapohlres. Small baskets filled with flowers are occa sionally plarort on tbe aide of a bonnet The crowns of toques will show a tendency to iellv-bajt form. On * la acarUl of tbU nature had wijuius all around it. . , Maskj vcls with scolloped borders In tulle ofrfry.'filor , nnd also Iu moro sub- tantlaliuz4 > r ga nadlne dotted with che nille , atllhaidgtt marked by rows of dots Quite clo ) Inithcr , arc fashionable. Somot Inaow plaids nre very large aud of leryjrKlrolnrs , others stiow the faded tlnf.s He ilzcd shades so deal to the fvstlictc nndthers ataln hate snmbru lines cinssln ( nqOther on grounds of light color. . The nhvjspnnels are In o.ip shape'.ulth longer co\\nhan any lately \\orn : and these betlii tho\v a tendency toward low- etlng tinulnlhir , m.iklni ; tlium still high , jet not h ttutncguratedheights of the past ea on. Vounglali this snrlns will wear turbans - bans , witib'k lace clown , jet brim cloiu ntoiuid tlelul ( and a knot In front mode up of blaikrk * ' plumes nud black moire ribbons tli ! gather with palo green , blue or old rose rliti. Curloiu'eslgncd ' hair anrt hat pins are still In ; tinn. New Ideas are balls , carved Ino , Jnntis-llko. and full moon-llko faces. W contnisting expressions , and small am bins beaded with chased diops , twists aualls. Of the bo datichters whom Longfellow iiuiiiortah In that beautiful POIMII , "The Twilight ur , " Alice alone remains iiniiuii- rled. Slm-es In the old "Crnlglu house" at CambrldiMitli her bachelor uncle , Hev. Samuel tgfellow. Whlto tressed kid mousntietalro cloves Hro now \n both by the bride aud her maids ; thlatter still In sonic cases , clln ? to Jlie tan cued ? aius de sued , as these latter cling to Uiaiid .but they are worn in much lighter cos than formerly , Scuno eilletit cllects are obtained In such ( lowers ase. tulip , poppy , Iris and anemone by using nouso colored velvet and letting the high htn be seen In a seml-lransparcnt ami vivid colored .silk , sum ns nature's petals sliwlien ( thu MIII shines upon them The cnnt dressy colllu re for a debutante Is a loop icurls. a la catogan , on the uapo of the net fastened bacH with JeweNor ( lowers , ooth , nnd the front banu-ed and slightly wed. falllnc In easy tresses half curled on ? forehead.but not on the temple , Metal rktles are the latest. They are products dierninn Ingenuity. ( ! old , pla tinum an silver .stripes are welded upon a metallic irand , and nttervv.ird i oiled into sheets. ' ! ] neckwear made of this material Is prnctlca luncstructlblc and said to bo handsome * There Is curiously luterplattcd manila straw whldIs vciy mttcli the fashion. A It bonnet of is str.'w had a lixnje Alsatian bow ot hellotro | llssu In front , fastened vvitli a 1n buckle 1 , sUHni : up tlireo or four Indies a'jovo the fe. The crown hnd sttaU'ht em broidered ise bands down U fiom back to brim. In Finlaf , according to Bayard Taylor , the vvomcii--eiiti- ! Insult a salutu upon the lips. jTlnnIsh matron , hearing of our Kni'lish ctnin of kissing , declaied that did her hitsbanattcmpt sucli a liberty she would treat him V.M such n box upon the eais that he would rt readily forget. "I cannmalnt my sweetheart , " moms a a poet. Whave a belter opinion of his sweethearlovv. Sim Is evidently one of thostt glrls'hn prefers the color nature put Iu tiicfr cluks * . Anyway , it wouldn't look veiy well fr a young man to vit.lt his girl's boudoir an daub tougu on her checks. A lovelvilns In transparent pas-emen- terlco niadaf glass , was llne l with old lose. On too 'rortof this was a bouquet of licht mixed foifee , In wnlch vvere poised three butterflies.olored respectively pink , red and vellow. Sings of Jet beads , tied in a knot , formed tli colonel of a bonnet ot drawn black mush. It was ornamented with a fan of Chattily lace and butturtly bow old pink. TheGalrtxnoneh shape Is still seen ; but of course , dut of this picturesque nature should onljlM worn by a till woman , and nt'cessltntesyuines of ostrich or an abuu- dance of lad. More rural-looking hats are In roujch bl.tlsfraw , with clusters of sweet peas , popplevor bluets. Soma are made of rush or vvicktrVsket work , lined with color aud trimmej'vvili plumes that coirespond , mixed wlth rais and reeds. Ladv Anltfi ot , Scotland had a troublesome tooth. A dmlist was called Iu toextiactlt. but she then dclared that she couldn't get up nerve entuh to stand the operation im > less she lirst taw the experiment tried on someone else. For the .sake of peace In the family Lord Vrden sat down and had a pound tootii pulled wlthoet wincing. Ho took his rev inyo in seeing her squirm whet ; her turn caue. A Boston wn'ter says : "Women love gos sip as men AIW tobacco. Oet enough of them together .iniU'onaues wag as briskly as the bells on St. Patrick's day. If a man could once take anAsmodcus peep at a luncheon on Cominontealth avenue one of these line davs , it Is SPU to say that he would not bo a little astonished at the variety and extent ot the Infornmton on every subject which Is possessed bj these fair damsels. " MUHtCVL. ANi ) DUAMAT1U. Marie Precott and Maude Granger ari playing in ten-cent theatres. The ad vane sales for the 1'attl concert , season in Nuv York , was SCO.UOO. Henry E. lixey made SU.OOOln four week n Chicago. L'hls Is far better than playing the "front lop of a heifer" as Henry did with the Eyaifroline troupe a short time ago Captain Pml Boyton , tha rubt > er sul swimmer , hat been enga.-ed to travel will the Barnum drcus. James T. Ibwers , the nopular Flats , in tin Tin Soldier , " fell Into the orchestra th other night , treating a sad havoc. How appropriate It Is for J. K. Emmet to Introduce ntw nongs and dances In the Chestnut ( Philadelphia ) opera house. Several hundred ladles stood up throuirl an entire initmee peformance of ' 'Fedora' ' by B.-ruhardlln New York last week. Mr. Abbeywlll probably alternate Mme , Pattl in Itaian opera with Bernhardt In French drain is at the London Ualcty theatre this spring. Lillian Uustell will go to Europe In th summer to Htidy music. She may become : "Singer" but as a "Domestic" "Home1 shejiovervyn } a great snaccis. r > Low that Adam Forepauch finds that Btiilalo Bill has arrived In Kngland he is liglitlne the "Battle of the Little lilg-llorn or the Death t Ouster" In great shape. Tne one hundredth performance of "Tho Taming of the Shrew" at Daly's , Now York , was a creat o/ent It Is certainly a piece that ought to draw at "family matinees/ ' Sadie Scanhn , a bright llttlo soubiettn , is to join the c mpany of her brother , W. J. Scanlan , In tto west and take a prominent part in the Irish comedy , "Shan-Na-Lawn. " "Tho Harp That's a Thousand Years Old , " Is a new soiur that W. J. Scanlan Is now singing * His candor Is to be commended , and minstrel and variety "gag givers" should take notice. Clara Louise Kellogg Is to return to the concflrt singe for a tour of New York state and Canada , to be undertaken no\t mouth , As an encore , Is suggested , "Will You Love Me When I'm Old'1 Hans Von Bulow , In splto of his rudeness and eccentricity. Is the most iwjmlar of Ger man pianists. Ho concluded a Beethoven cyclus In Berlin lately , for which the tickets were sold three weeks before. _ Gounod Is at prcseut engaged on the com position of a now opera , with a libretto by Jules Barbler , adapted from tno story of the "Maid of Now Orleans. " Gounod contem plates completing the work eaily In the spring. J. B. Polk of "Mixed Pickles" fame Is called the Charles Mathews of the American stage. Could the latter hear this In his silent grave how quickly ho would discover the overplus of vinegar In the critical "chow- chow. " i i Marie Enzle , a Chlcaco girl , scored a suc- ce-,3 Iu London last week as Xerlina In "Don Giovanni , " and It Is said that Congressman Lawler Intends to osic congress for an ap propriation for the erection of a "conserva- torle" at once. * The serpentine Idol recently placed In the arcrueolozlcal exhibition at the Aztec Fair Is the oldest A/tec relic extant. It was du ; out from the ruins of the Clmpultopeo muuna. and Is made of serpentine , agreen stone used by tbe natives as money. Many reputable performcis In comedy pre fer thu variety stage , because , as a. rule , It Is financially sound wnere ramuablti managers are concerned. The swindling of actors that Is frormently practived Jn dramatic or musi cal combinations is rate In variety or sail I/a- tions. Madame Modjeska , who Is now playlnc In the west to excellent business , vrill close her season on Mav 1 , and will proceed at nuce to her ranch , where she will remain fora month or six weeks , and will then EO east to spend the summer at a seaside resort on the coast of Maine. M. Joan Klchepln highly approves the conduct of the pug dog which leaped from a swiftly moving railroad train to escape from tbe careaMs of Mine. Bernhardt. lie says be would hare done It , too. bad he been In the doe's place. And M. Rlehepln U a man of experience wuu UIB SUITS ! SUITS ! SUITS SUITS THIS WEEK SUITS We Rail SUITS Special Attention SUITS To Our Immense Line of SUITS Spring Suits ! SUITS SUITS fu Siu-lt * and 1-Kiiflnii Cultuvnyo , which for qiinlll ) ' , lit , Mlonml SUITS wnrkinnmhlp arc not to ! > < fqunllcd In lhi i-Hy. We well our good * SUITS at 115 percent let * limn oilier denier * vim ntRmt to do. Our SI , 95 and 80 bull * arc nunerlor to anything In Hie market SUITS for the price. SUITS Our 87 Ulack nnd Hrou'ii Worsted Suit * cannot hu bought cNc- . where Tor It" * than S1O or $ ! > > A word on our line of ยง 1O , $12 , 81.1 , S2O and 22 Null * , or which SUITS we carry the moat complete line In the elly. Thcoc Roodi arc equal SUITS to the hc-H tallor.mudc garments , and we guarantee a perfect 111 , and feel mire a call would h nellt thot.c who propose buying n sprint ; SUITS SUITS 13OS Street. ML HINK A depot on the grounds and a five minute's ride from 3LMiL HEIGHTS Will bring you within 4 blocks of the Union Pacific Shops or melting Works. $250 TO $550 "Will buy a home in this addition on small payments and if you study l your own interest you will not pass this opportunity. REMINGTON & McCORIYIICK , Carriages to accommodate all 220 South 15th St Among the contributors to the Heecher monument fund are : Lawrence Barrett , S.V ) ; John T. Unymond. 850 ; Kosina Yokes , 8'iV Cora Tanner , SIT , and A. M. I'almer S'-iV Half of the receipts ot the per formance by Lotta In the Brooklyn Park theater to-morrow evening will go to the fund. "Emma Abbott , " cries the Los Angolcs ( Cal. ) Kxnrcss ecstatically. "coiId ; climb over a sK-rall fence or through a balcony window and trill all the way with the utmost nbandon , and not lose a demNpinimuuer. " Tnere is no need of remarking that this dra matic critic Is a bald-headed man , wears spec tacles and Is bocouiiOK deaf. "Anarchy. " the play by Mr. Stcele Mack- ave , will have its first presentation at Hut- falo on May 30 , that beliu Mr. Maclc- ave's birthday aud Buffalo the place of his birth. Thn production there Is In response to an Invitation ot 2,000 citizens of the Lake city , who wish to tender a compliment to tlie Buffalo playwright , Everything Indicates a brilliant SUPCMS for the Actors' Fund performance at Washlne- $9" $ " } 9i } Wondayi tha istu i st. Over SJ.-MO nflS filreaay been taken In at the box oflice. MOSSM. Corcoran and Whitney hnveeach paid S100 for boxes. The president. Secre tary Falrchlld and Secretary Kndlcott have secured boxes , likewise , though at a lesser rate. rate.Brandcr Brandcr Matthews has n double Income from his plays. Durlne the present mouth ho will produce a ono act picco entitled "This Picture mm That , " at the New York Lyceum theatre. The plot of the play he has already imt lute a short story that he has sola to ono of tha mneazlncs , and trom there ho will put It Into a volume ot short stories that ho brines out every year. Augustln Only Is among the minngers who will bo represented "on the rotd" next sea son. Ho Is preparing a now play for tno people ple formlnz this traveling organization , and has secured dates at a number ot the lead hi c theaters In the principal cities of the conn- try whom the company will appear. Tno inter-state commerce law to the contrary not withstanding. Portnps the commissioners will receive "passes. " The critics say that lloyi'u "A IIolo In thft ( iround" Is a great uuccass. Tun name U suggestive of a "play" In which all humanity will some dav take jiait wlion the cm tain will be runic down with tearful encores and the bouquets will be of memorial flowers. ThaKoiual lloyt will bo a prominent nctor hlmsolf in sucna play sure , [ nit the public he has made happy pray that such a "debut" may be long dofcrrnd. Queen Victoria visited a place of public amusement last Saturday for the tint time In a quarter of a century. She went to the Olvmpla. a la/so structure devoted to ptnofimWces , and saw the hippodrome races and the elnpuants go round. Only a tow of the royal family accompanied liar , ana no one else was admitted tn the per formance. She will attend Builalo Blll'd lust performance. lllcharil Mansfiald says that there are tricks of cesture , etc. , common to all inun above the ordinary height , and others com mon to those below It An actor , If ho ha observant , can easily copy thesa , anrt .Mr. Manslleld maliiUtns that one cin act tall" or "short. or "stout" or "slim. " ] uit as easily as one can mimic a Frenchman or a German when playing a ch.ir.vder pirt. Detroit claims to be the tiome or the blitli- place of a creat many theatrical stars. Among these may he mtntlotn.-d Lawrence Barrett , who was a cash boy Iu a 'try eooih store In that city ; Marram Mather , vtlio ho- can llfuasanews-ilri ; M. ft. CurtU , wlio started Ufa as a clerk : Jobn T , Sullivan , .Miss Mao Clark , Miss Minnie If/iriacrn , Mlhs Kitty Mulony , Miss Nellie Urcm , ueor < , " 9 Tyler , known as "Slgnor Tagller ; " Charles Hassctt , Scovl'.le , thn tenor , nnJ Mhs May Fielding. Mm * . Patll herself la very well latisflcxl with her American tnur t'm * fir. Mid U is odds that sliurepsiti the farewell experiment ae ln. The diva is M plewjlSK M ever , and known It To. a writer IP. 4 musical magazine shesal < ! .recntly : "I Scno7.pitbocub. . they cU m flUM of tout , U U not ( WAUIC I aiu the greatest slnecr , but because there are many gifts In the same person in me. 1 am not beautiful , but 1 pass for pretty , that's one ; I am tolerably graceful , that's two ; I am a good dresser , that's three ; 1 have a way with me that h plquent , tint's four ; I like my nubile , and that's five , for my public llko me because I like tliom and never tire of pleaslnthem ; I have a good volco , that's six ; 1 know now to sine very well my way , that's seven ; I always know my music , that gives comfort to the audience and may count as elpht ; : act fairly well the roles I sine , that's nine. What more could one want iu a singer. SINGUr/AIUTlES. A citizen of North Ktrahavc , hai an excel lent sot of teeth , all double , wltn which he can easily , it Is said , crack a walnut , bite a two-penny nail Iu two or lift a quarter of beef. During a severe storm recently at flccla , Penn. , Inree flocks of wild W5a and ducks. < ! ? ! : ; ? nUrlfiwftroV wer6 driven dowfl , Tind then were attracted by the Ihdit of the coke ovens. Many birds fell upon the ovens and floundered around , dnzect by the light or slnued by the heat , and about ton swaus and twenty ducks were captured. A natural curiosity has boon discovered at Solothurn , Switzerland , the center of a largo watch manufacturing district. It is the nest of a wagtail , built wholly ot long spiral steel shavings , without the least part of ani mal or vusotablo tlbor used in Its construc tion. The steel shavlnza nro half n milli meter thick and about twelve ceiitlmcteres long. The nt'.st has been preserved in the museum of natural history. A novnl ( lower has bcnn tound on thn Isth mus of Tchauntepec , at tint San Jose hacien da , nbout twentv-two leatuus irom the city ot Tehauntepec. This Moral chameleon has the faculty of clunglnu its colors during tha day. In Hut morning It Is whltovnoti the Run Is at Its zenith It Is red. and at night It Is Mue. This icd-whlu * and-uluo llowor glows on a tre < about thu slzo ot Hie guayavo treti , aud another peculiarity oC the Uowtir is that only at noon dors U K'\O ' oat any perluino. Ayountficftn residing In Lincoln , Placer county , Cat. , is credited with optical organs possessing the peculiarities ot tlioso of an owl. Hdcan see but llttlo In daylight , but at niirht his vision Is porfe.ut ; hoc.mponc- trato UIQ daikness with his peculiarly shaped nocturnalv ! conitructed ojes , and dis tinguish objects at IOIIL' distance * when the "ordlnarv Individual" cinnot see h'.b hand before dim. His wonderful sluht ha tweu tested by many , and us a guide at nlgut hu has no equal. > Le.xlniOim ( lud. ) CorrNow York World : Ullca , Clarlc county , a few nilleb south of here , number ) among Its Inhabitants iirolju- bly the smallest baby In the world. It wui born on Frlda > to th wife of Kaynuuul Fer guson , a farmer , and \NolKlHJustsixtefQ ounces. It Is well formed nuil Iu vctv uood health. Ttaniunu of Ilio Illlle stiatiKor are Jtiit thiea luoiiaa lone , whllo Its ICRS n-.ias- nrcs tour Inches , Dr. Williams , the attend ing phy.MoUn , says It will suivlve It nuthlui ; unforeseen happens. Tlo mother and father of thu mliU'i't each -velgh 150 pounds , nud It Is Iu the best of ncnlth. A singular stnty U told of the way In which a gre/it / nms'.liT who Ind uovcr been In therlty , p.ianifttilud his opposition to beliiy ( alien. Atler soinu llttlu trouble ha wa s plK'ul In a position firing thu iiiitrnmont and remained quint until tue pLotoiMui'lier1 palled the dutu from the front ol I.us lens * nnil let thn die dais uyu htarn at thn dog This as too much for the innstlrf. who nt nncnspmn ; at tlm machine nnd pulled it down he fora hi ) owner could Inturtxra to mevoiH hi * dol'u " > ' worn dfvmagn. Th t-n , alter quieting tl : < i u.ilnul and letting him beu what w.is w.iuM ! of htm , h < 3 submitted to be- IDK "tnkru" ami w > s so p'ft : e4 with his photcgrart ) tint * 11 j py Is tapt In hit kennel tirmly Uitoii.'itby frame nurt entered bv a nUifi which Lroveutt hm from exerolslug his prouiMiilt/ link U witli his tonjna , Th * steamer Laptuto , CUpUln Irtrtn , at Boston to .Suudnr from null , BonUnrt , broujUl oa i > 4i oger not ueutloued 02 ngi manifest. At S p. m. on March 9 , about 77X1 miles from port , a perfectly white owl alighted on the main truck. Ho did not fuel at home there , but chauned once or trt'loo to the foremast , when the steward , Mr. Clasen , of Chicago , persuaded a fireman to capture him. He was brought down and fed. The next day a heavy storm raecd , aud the mat * Indulged in hints to the sailors that the bird was at fault. Jack , however , never take * anything less than a positive order on bird killing at sea. Old tars are apt to look at even Mother Carov's chickens as a sort of guardian angel. The owl was spared and remains on boird the steamer , a beautiful specimen. The wings are long , measuring about four and a half feet from tip to tip. The bird weighs about eight pounds. There are many accidents nnd diseases which all'ect Stool : and came serious la- con veniunco and loss , to the farmer in his work , which may be quickly remedied by the use pt Dr. J. II. McLean's Vol canic Oil Linimont. 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