] 2 THE OMAHA. DAILY BEE ; SUNDAY. MARCH 0. 1887. TWELVE PAGES. BENCH-SHOW OF BEAUTIES. ' , New York Society Knocks its Ashes Off the Lenten Oigar , t I ' COURAGEOUS COPS CARESSED. Hctnanil lor I/OUR Haired Maids i Mnmc In the Alr-UiiflnlMieil p- Jlonds-IJm Doctor ItllU In t Gothnni. Nr.w YOUK , March n. [ Correspon dence of the HF.K. ] Lent doesn't gloom society altoguther. Various things are tfoing on blithely. This week wo have had n show of feminine beauty. It was for charity , of course , but tlio daughters of Fifth avenue were none the less on view In the multitude. The acknowl edged pri/o beauty , among the scoie who posed in booths , was Mabel Wright , whoso charm is largely that of perfect health. Her freshness and vitality con quer almost as much as the .sympathetic expression of the pink and white oval countenance , with its broad brow , clear blue eyes , small ears , regular nose and a radinnt smile thatdisplays faultless teeth. The fair hair is worn knotted. She is a picture of pure Saxon beauty. Her voicn Is rich and pitched low , her manner frank and cordial , and she has a charm ing laugh. Her invitation beguiled many men into purchasing the roses she had to sell. Since her introduction into tlio inner circles of New York society , people ple have been asking the usual question : "Who is she and whuro did she come from ? " The answer is in every respect satisfactory. This girl's i.iothor was iv member of n highly respectable family , the 1'eaboilys , of Lowell , Mass. Her father is an architect and a designer ot carpets. Shu is unaccomplished aitist. MUSK' IN 'IIIi : AIR. Music isn't under taboo in Lent , anil wo are having a grout deal of it in ' . I'roti'ssionsil wealth's parlors. singers are in votruo for private gatherings , but the music activity is chiclly for Hun garian bands. Why that is so nobody knows or cares. Tliu simple fact is ac cepted. There arc several genuine Hun garian orchestras in town , composed of pluyeis on stringed instruments , and they are remarkable for good harmony and time. Three or four others are really made up of German , Italian and Norwegian players , dressed in Hungarian costumes and with beards of Hungarian trim. Hut on several occasions the war ranted Hungarian orchestras had born New Yorkers in a majority. Tliu demand has got to be supplied ; and why should a Yankee hang up his fiddle and bow when silence and a clever make-up will turn him into n passable Hungarian. Thus society is satisfied if tliu leader of the band is Hungarian and tliu rest of it doesn't betray Itself. LONl-IIAIKEl ) MAIDS. Sneaking of humbug , a Fifth avenue belle's maid , a trim , pretty creature , sud denly disappeared recently , and it was : i wonder , because tlio girl was well paid in proportion to her good looks for it is deliciously swell now to have a pretty body forvant. She had not seemingly been dissatisfied with her work or wages. Her omuloyer feared that some senti mental harm had come to her , and charitably went so far as to biro a private detective to hunt her up. Where do yon think ho found her ? She was an adver tising exhibit in a hair-wush establish ment. There is a boom on in that in dustry. Phenomenally long-haired women nro posed in the windows of stores where hair tonics are on .sale , nnd competition is hot. The comely maid had luxuriant tresses which grew so heavily and rapidly that the wont periodically to n hairdresser to have them cut snort. "How much wages do yon get ? " ho * asked her. "Twenty-four dollars n month , " she replied. ( "I can ? et you double that , " ho said , "nnd nothing at all to do except be ad- mired. O. don't bo alarmed there's no harm in it. Messrs. lilank & Co. , the well-known makers of Cerulian Glory , want to boom their stuff1. Yon are just the girl they desire. You will have your head shaved close. Then they will show you freely to their customers , telling them that you lost your hair years ago by fever and nave given up all hope of regaining it ; you have tried many preparations in yaln ; they are going to experiment on -4 - you. Your hair grows fast and fine ; it is i on view from day to day ; it becomes a { marvel ; the fame of it spreads by word and * mouth , nnd by the time your head has regained its usual beauty they have sold a thousand extra bottles of Cerulian , nnd you have received three months excellent ywages. See ? " i She saw ; nnd that was how the Fifth . avenue belle lost her pretty braids. STAINED ( JI.'ASS CKA/.K. ' There is just n ohanco that the com- 1 munity may bo nfllictcd with n stained glass mania before the next season. Art 1 in stained glass is ancient enough , and respectable enough , nnd greatly ml- miredbut the craze , if it comeswill bo di rected to a novelty nevertheless. Sotno months ago a lady who lives in one of thu big bouses on Fjfth avenue took it into her head to have her windows decorated with portraits. iShechosu the library as aconvcnlnt room for experiment 'and summoned one of-La Farge's most suc cessful pupils to execute her commission. tSho presented him to her children and ordered that tliuir portraits be placed I in the the windows. Thren windows , I three children , three yictures the idea was lovely and it only remained ; to see how well art would nlili/.o it. Alnst in spite of thu fact when the artist , was most faithful , that hu hold sitting af ter sitting with thn young subjects , that thu glass work whim complete was es sentially beautiful , the pictures wore no tnoro portraits than poems. The mother and father looked long ui.d mixiotislv at the brilliant windows , and had to turn away , admitting that thov had not > known that it was their children who were there represented they would not ; have been able to recogni/o their faces. Still they cherished tliu hope that other people might have bettor fortune. Alas ! . again. Not one of their guests tilled to , nay pleasant things about tliu tix- ' cellont quality of tiio woik , its soothing inlluenco , and the like , and not once failed to amid can- i. tlously that ho or she could not precisely remember what elussiu or mythological * Mono was depicted in the window paint- Ueg. Notono hinted that tlio throe chor- ' obs might bo tliu children playing about Uicm. it is now a question how long the t father nnd mother" will keep the windows t lit place , and it the innocent queues of ' friends relative to the antiquity of tliu * subject continue , it is to bn feared that j-thelibrary will bo lighted through plain . glass oncu more butoro summer. lint .there is just the I'lmnco that patience fumy lust till winter , and In that CIIMI now experiments may bo muilu nnd a cra/.o ks ut fairly on Its way. I" UAWKINO rOI.IOKMUN. L The police have got into thn habit of linfestlrig tlio masked balls. They are > * usually liondud by thu captain of the pro- kelnct , who swells around thu hall , hov- ? erlng near thu entrance in the early oven- ' 'ing , and making sum that no man guts "In without knowing that hu is on hand. ; JTliu Now York polieo captain is a service- I , tbln individual , but ho Is not without Ijtil * i\uuhing ! peculiarities. However , as Ifrle U amusing he can bo forgiven ; Ins of- B * > > hC9 are committed after the ball has begun. Then lie , with his half hundred nnd more patrolmen , distributi ! themselves about the hall , keeping their hats on stupidly staring at the f-cciiea before them. The swell chappies who attend these balls must feel the indignity of the olllccrs , but they do not show it. They do not even c iibit any repugnance when a patrolman with a leer recognl/es and accosts the bulle who promenades on chappie's arm. Hut this is tolerable to what happens in the course of thu dance. Just when chappie by dint of patient kicking up his heel , by providing liberal potations of wine , by inducing the throng of spectators to move back a bit and giyu htm room , has persuaded his belle to try her hand , no , feet , at a cancan ; > ju t'as hu Iris inspired her with omo of his own excitement , as she. has plucked at her skirts , as thu music hits it up with a strongly accented rythm and the belle's begin to caper anil appear ; then the policeman in all the vulgar obtrusiveness of his club , helmet and uniform , pushes through the crowd , bids the belle sternly to stop , sci/.iis chappie by the shoulders and pushes him uneciemotiiousiy oil' thu dancing lloor. If chapnic is too obstre perous he is arrested aud perhaps has to pay something for his release. Recent masked balls tltat drew great crowds by reason of the freedom that characteri/.ed them in the lust have been dulled this season by tills interference of the police "nr.i.LO , m.oMJY. " Hut the guardian of the peace is some times hors du combat at these events The captain never is ; lie is too grand , and if hu gets into temporary trouble , or in an cnibairassing situation , tie with draws dignilied and stately and sends a patrolman to finish thu job. A case to hhow how thu policeman's lot nny bo rendered unhappy is the following. It was about halt past two by thu clock in the wine mom when a group of half a do/en , including both suxes , rose from a table and staggered towards the main hall. At the entrance to thu latter was a patrolman on duty He was a tall , good looking fullow with a heavy llaxen moustache. One of the girls as she passed him .suddenly slipped away from her escort , put one arm lound the police man's neck , and with the other carresscd his moustache , as she said : "Why , hullo , Hlonily ; when are we going to see you on the old beat again ? it's awful dull tlioru without you. Husinuss going to the bow-wows " ( Hut shu didn't say the "bow-wows. " ) The blonde policeman seemed wofully em barrassed ; it wasn't s > o much that the crowd made inn of him as that his cap tain stood there beside him and heard it all. Thu patrolman perhaps feared that thu captain mightdetect a suggestion of ollicial Impropriety in the words of thu intoxiuatud duneor. Another policeman near thu ladies' cloak room was annoyed bv a young woman in pink stockings and a brief skirt who insisted upon tailing into \\l-i \ \ arms. She was hopelessly drunk and needed taking c.iro of , but the policeman was not anxious for thu task. Again and again hu pnsliod her from him only to receive her the ne.xt instant. He had to suppoit her each time or shu would have gone to thu lloor. The crowd found it good sport , and , as the pool follow could not leave his post , lie had to stand it till a brother oliicer Imp- pened along and took the girl in charge. UNPINIMIKU HEADS. I wsib in nSovfiitcunth street picture store yesterday lookingover some ot the lateil things in etchings when the dealer was called away a moment by thu entrance of an artist with a picture to sell. Thu dealer made an excuse to show mo the work. It was a child's head , the expres sion mischievous and rollicking , and in thorough keeping with a bit of teathci which the child had thrust into his hair. The copper plate from which the single proof had been printed looked almost bare , so faint is'tho impression made by etcher's lines. I thought the idea a good one , but I asKcd the dealer innocently enough if artists were in the habit of bringing proofs of their work before the plate was linished , as if to save them selves the expense of finishing a work that would not tind a purchaser. Ho smiled wearily. "Yes , " ho answered , "but not in order to save themselves any work. The artist in this case thought his work was done. " As a matter of fact it scorned impossi ble that any one however ignorant should have iiiado such a raistaKo , least of all the artist himself. The head and face wore so dim in the proof that the lines were invisible at a short distance , and across the room one could not havu told that there was a uioturo there at all. Yes , one could have seen the feather ; that was done , and it stood out with odd distinct- ivcness in thu proof. When thu aitist had gone , the dealer said : "It is an astonishing fact that very few artists know when their w > rk is done. That picturu would have been absolutely unsalable in the form in which it was otl'ercd to me , and before hu left the artist seemed to realize it. It is by no means an excep tional case. Day after day I have to tell artists to take their work homo and fin ish it. i very rarely accept an etching on its tirst presentation , and solely by reason of the need of more work on it in some respect or other. u ; DOCTOR IIIT.I.S. The public often marvels at the price paid by rich persons for art object. Greater surprises might bo caused by the sums given to physicians , tor the preser vation of health. It has been said that Mrs. Wolfethu hopeless invalid owner of ten millions , pays Dr. Wm. Todd Hel- ninth $1,000 u year to doctor her. She confesses these figures. Mrs. Alexander T. Stuwart retains three doctors at an aggregate cost of at least $ -10,000 and called in one of them nearly every day. Shu had what seemed like a system , by which she abided by thu decision of two out of thu three in matter of diet and medicmu. Mrs. William Astor pay ? to lr. Fordycn Darker per sonally an average of $20,000 always sending a chuck for double or treble the amount of each bill rendered. Her idea is that , by rewarding his skill and vigi- lanceiibcrally , she will get the vury best uurvico of which hu is capable. " Mrs. Cornelius Vandcrbilt's physician is Dr. W. S. Uuldon. and although bur hnalth is cxcnlluiit , ho is consulted often preven tion being preferable to cure , doubtless ; and thu belief is that thu prevention costs not less than $10,000 annually. CI.AK.V HKLI.E. A Dress of I'uro Silver. A regal robe of pure sil\er , once thn wedding gown of a royal princess of of 1'riihsia , and lately pmchased from a court ollicial at Darmstadt , who held it as an heirloom , was presented on Now Year's eve to Mile. Marie Deeca , the new American soprano. The donors wore some enthusiastic friends of thu charm ing Deeca. Thu foliage and the ( lowers ot thu en > broidery r.re of solid bullion , and the petals of tliDllnwirsnro repeated with exactitude. Thu anginal cost was 700. * - < ' i At the bob sled races the oilier night at Albany , N. Y. , the winning bob carried twenty-onu iiiun. wiio , together with the machine , weighed nearly 000 / pounds. It Jiad nuw bobs , live and one-half and .six and one-half feet long , with line steel shoes. Of live people , who on their dying beds last year confessed to great crimes , only one told the truth. In the other eu es it was shown that the "confustor.s" could not possibly have had anything to do with the crimes. It is reported that eastern capitalists have formed a corporation in Canada for the purno.so of working ton farms , each containing 10,000 acres , in the noithwest ern turrltoiies along the Hue of thu Cana dian 1'acilic railway. QUEEN OF THE MIMIC WORLD Adam Badeatt's Brief on the Stage Career of Sarah Bernhardt. STAR OF THE FIRST MAGNI TUDE Without n tjlvlni ; llhn ! In Modern Iloinnntlc Drntnn Her Trliiiiiplin In ttie Old World nnd the New. Niw : YOHKMarch ! ) . [ Correspondence of the HIK. : ] This month .Sarah Hcrn- hardt returns to New York. I lir t saw thu greatest of living actresses in Paris ten or twolv c years ago. She was playing Herthc de Savlgny in the Sphynx , at thu Theatre Francah. It vvsis soon after Croiscttu had made her success nnd es tablished herself fora while as a rival of Sarah , who for several years had reigned supreme on those classic boards. All Paris was talking of the competition , and of the rage of licnihardl that any one should dare dispute her supremacy. Hut thu tickle crowd had turned from its for mer idol , and the now star was nearer the zenith. Sarah paled her iincll'cctunl lircs. Both actresses were in the cast that night , and Croisette was certainly more conspicuous , more applauded , more the personage of the scene. The women were rivals in the play as well as in re ality. Onu snatches from the other what she pri7cs most in the world. Blanche thinks for a moment of murdering Her- the ; and Hertho threatens and taunts , and finally conquers Blanche. It was strange to scu these two simulating jeal ousy -mil wrath and hale and fear towards each other in their mimic rela tions , and to know that they felt the same emotions in tlinir actual solves. The Parisians said at thu close of the play , when Burtho pardons and kisses' her dying enemy , and tenderly co\ers her face with : i veil , SAKAII i iiir.DID IMM u rroisctte and u\en to bite her in the mali cious embrace which to the audience .seemed so lull ot oathot and pity ; while the uxpiringCroi-ctlocould only murmur curses in reply. I was not so much impressed with either as I had expected to bo. Sarah did not seem to me. so full of thu divine tire as I had been told ; perhaps shu was subdued by thu ascendency of her rival , and felt as only the artists of the slagu can feel thu hateful repression ot a cool ing audience ; no doubt the plaudits that stimulated one diminished the ardor of the other. Croisettc , however , disap pointed me even more. She was already stout ( as is known , her increasing obesity finally compelled her to leave the stage ) , and I .saw no mark of thu extraordinary utility that Pans and the Due d'Aumalc was iuit thun extolling. Tor Paris , like Nuw York , lias its caprices and fashions even in ait. The Due d'Aumalo had not very long neforo returned from his English exile , there .seemed a chaiico oi the Orleans pimces recovering the throne , or of ihc Due himself bcintr elected president ; and his passion for Croisotte was well known , lit ; had been iibhi to thrust her into a po sition moil ! fortunatu than her own abil ities could havu secured in the sacred prccints of the the.itru Fraucais , a g"cal- er triumph of political and personal in fluence than is ever achieved in America. The advocates of civil service reform should look to France ; if our theatre were subject to such control , Mr. Curtio and M > . Katon uoultl find greater cause for griuf than now , and Carl Schuiv. might oven stay away from HID piny. The ncxttimo I paw Bernhardl was at IIEU DKllUl' IN LONDON. The company of the Comediu Fr.incaise was to perform , and the little theatre in Strand was crowded with the most dis tinguished people in England in rank and fashion , literature and art. Thu play was Phedre. 1 had watched Richci often in this role ; and had been moiu impressed by that great tragedian in her perform ance of the passionate stepmother than in any other of her parts. The memory shu luft was still vivid. In Pliedru shu bade farewell to America , and thu love and horror conflicting that covered iier fragile frame as with a garment , thn scorn with which she clutched her robe from the grasp of ( Knono ; the stammer ing in which she uttered IIEK ( HUI.TV TASslON for Hippolyto , thu mingled meaning she infused into the two words , J' amiu , and the meaning greater still with which she looked into llipnolytc's eyes all wore as present to mo as if I had seen her the night before. After nearly twenty ycais all came HP vividly when the same scene and the same words were presented by another French woman , not without her own share of the dramatic tiro. But Bernhardt was not Hachel. She lacks the statuesque grace , the air of classic antiquity , the severe and inimita ble dignity of bur great predecessor ; she cannot bring to life as Kachcl did the creations of Euripides nor the heroic women of ancient Komc. In the classic plays she only recalls memories which siiu is unable to realt/.o. But in the modern romantic drama Burnhardt has no living rival. She is the only actress who can throw the passionate tin ill into the last words of Dona Sol ; the only woman who can play L'Ktangoro ; the bust Frou-Frou on Marguerite Uantier on the stage ; the only one who transcends her author and cre ates a party ; who makes thu artist and and the theatre , forget to critici/.o and even admire , bccausu. > ou feel ; transports you to the gardens of Arngon or the chamber of Adrienne ; looks , moves , glances , implores , imprecates , adjures , so that you think nothing of Sarah Hern- hardt or yourself , but you only feel the power and passion of tliu situation and thn play. Shu had a great triumph in London. She took tliu town by storm. Thu theatre was crowded night after nigut , and the bla/o people of fashion disro\orcd a new emotion. She created , some of them told me , that peculiar SKNS\T1ON ALONG THE SPINAL COLUMN which guts rarer us yon grow older , "but so long as it recurs is a proof th.it you till can leol. They were delighted to find that she could transform not only herself but her auditors. They worn not satislied witli admiring her in the theatre , but insisted on having her in their houses. It is a strange freak of English fashion , but English have their whims , and enthusiasms like every body olio , although they aru supposed to be so stolid and impassible. Bornhardt became the mode. Shu was admitted to thu most exclusive circles , and made much of by women of irreproachable character , though everybody know her Haunting history. Even the wonderful barriers of rank and precedence were broken down for her ; she was taken in to dinner before duchesses ; Mr. Glad stone , thu primmest of premiers , wont to meet her at afternoon dinners , and the prince and oven the princess tried to lind out if site was as fascinating in pri vate as on the stage. Then they took to having her play in society. I romomlKjr cutting an "At Homu" from Lady Brassoy , with "Mademoiselle Hcrnhardt" in the corner , just as you put "Music , " or "Tea at four o'clolk. " 1 went early , hurrying away from dinner , but found thu drawing- rooms already crowded , everybody seated who could find a place ; and very exalted company it was , indeed ambas sadors and royalties , and cabinet minis ters , and 110 end of thu nobility. A littlu stngc w.s built at one end of the largest room with hardly space enough for thu people to move about on it ; no chance for tranic stalking ami gesticulation. Bernhardt was plavingnt the theatrdthusatneiiight , nnd. lia < f to change her dress for Ujo new role , o ( ho company waited an hour or more. Finally , "lie cinno In ut the ordin ary door , for there was no "behind the scuiius. " The stage was nmere platform between the windows. She was to play thu part of a boy of sixteen , in love , and was dressed in thu costume of Louis XV's limn longhair , long coat , breeches , and low shoes. As she made her way through tlio fashionable thtotig , her tall slim ligurc and not always graceful bear ing , weio very conspicuous. The diess , of cour-c , was not at all becoming ; breeches ns even body who lias seen her knows aru the hist costume that she should ever choose. But she stepped upon the stazc before us all , and every body laughed a little , and wondered that shu uas uasWILLING WILLING TO SHOW HRH L1U1S. But thu play began , and Mio conquered both her audicncu and her naturil di - advantages. You forgot tlio tall , ill- made woman in man's disgul o , and saw and heard only the awkward , earnest boy , lighting a passion he hardly under stood , uttering sentiments that fright ened himself , but carried aw.iy their object , and the listeners. It was a downright triumph of genius , and worked thu cold and critical audience into L'enninu warmth. I saw moio than one of the worldings wipe their ojes , and the cynics breathe short , and the great and the little people for a time forgot them selves. After It was over , she walked among her audience in her breeches and received her compliments. Tlio rage lasted through all that season. Nothing like it had been known lor twenty years ; and at that time the Eng lish world of fashion had not taken up with player * as it has since The great est actors and actresses were not re ceived , in society. Irving , perhaps , had begun to make his wav a little , but I re member how people talked when hu was invited by a bishop. But Bernhnrdt wont everywhere. You can do thincs with French people that you could not with j ourselves you know , just as you can "say things in tlio Freneii language that in English would bo impossible. Apropos of which i WILL 'ini.L 101 A STOUY. About tliis time , a.vearortwo before or after the Bernhaidt cra/c , another French woman came to London , Madame Cliaumont , who ang with the exquisite expression and : > rt , but had the most at tenuated slip of a voice imaginable , and who sang , and said , and suggested the most daring tilings 1 over saw or heard on the. stage. Judic was nothing to her. She , too , was immensely the fashion on the stagn. The greatest ladies in Lon don went regularly to see and hear things which , if one of their acquaintances had repeated to them , there would have been an end ot the acquaintance. All at once , people began to say it would bo charm ing to hear Chaunioiit in private. Now , there was an aspiring Jewess going about a little , rich and handsome , who nad been noticed by the prince of Wales , and it occurred to her that Chaumont was her oppoitunity. Accordlnuly the Frenchwoman was engjigod to .sinjr her mo-l lisque clmnsons , and perform her most impossible pantomimes uefoioa very select company , and to make it moro piquant still , on a Sunday coning. . Tliu most iiltr.Mf.ishionablc people were asked , and had determined to go : and it was supposed that the Jewess would secure her ) Ksitioii in the highest society. But this be--t concocted schemes of women of ta liion , as well as mice , "g ang aft agiee. " The duchess ol West minster determined to circumvent tlio intention. After tliu Hebrew cards wcio out for Sunday , the duchess asked all the same people for { Saturday , and hired Chaumont. Of course , thu world went to the duchess , and was .satisfied , and the Sunday was a failure. But to return to Hernliardt. Her so cial success was not perennial. Siiu re turned to London , and roi ND iir.Ksni.K roitaormN. The audiences were perhaps as crowded and enthusiastic as ever , but her noblu friends now had other favorites , and had suddenly grown moral. No prince nor prime minister , in her second season. were found to pay her homage , and the great ladies could not possibly overlook this year the piccadilloes which the summer before hud becd quite ignored. She played at no private houses , and din ners wore not made to meet her. Yet she was the same Bernhardt. When she came to Now York her genius was recognised , and somebody thought tiiat , perhaps , she might repeat her original London experience. A num ber of invitations wore sent out to meet her , but no ladies accepted them , and though there were many men ot literary , or political , or fashionable reputation who were glad to make her acquaintance , they did not introduce their wives. Still , the private life of an aitist , if it is not obtiuded upon the public , need not de- ti act from the pluasuiu that genius af fords. What plajers do oil' the stage may be correct , or the contrary , accord ing to their caprice or character ; it does not afl'ect the play. Hern hard t's history all tiie world knows ; it is not very dill'or- cut from Rachel's ; and whether the line ladies visit her or not , she will give us Phcdru as no one else aii\e can do it ; shu personates Dona Sol as Victor Hugo him self aul no onu else had ever done it ; slio aft'oids the most .splendid representa tions of passion and art combined that ncilhui tlio French or the English or the American stage presents to-day. ADAM BADIAU. : CONXU ni The preachers of Chcbnvgan , Mich. , liavo decided nut to perfoim the niairia ii cere mony lor any pmson who lus beeu divorced. A in.in down east says that ho doesn't see any p.uticnlar tun In tobo nnlu . Sluca then the tnct 1ms been developed that ho went tobi ( , uiilK ) with his wife. It is said that somnambulism Is on the In- cictxsu In this cimnti vanning married women. The only way to bip.ik Vm oi Ills to hide your wallet ontsiilo ot j om bedroom. A vomit : woman Htintrslcm , who has been mnrilod for oulv live months , has a pulled for a judicial senaralion becatiim hei husband will not cut his toenails , w hlc-h are ot abnor mal leimth , and shu complains tlmt she Is Bc.iued 1 1 om he.ul to foot by them. Klla Wheeler \Vllcov , in one of lior passion pee m s , poitinys a touchlni ; little connubial episode when shu say i : "Ono lies awake In the nlslit to weep ; And the other Uiitts into a sweet , sound sleep. " If the theory was true that Kv was created becansu Adam was lonely and wanted some one to talk to. how disappointed our lirst ancestors must have been when ho leall/ed how illlllcnlt it was colng bo for him to gut a word In t-dre ( ways. Philadelphia Hccord : In Boyertown on Tui'Mlay James A. Heard , t wealthy rattle raiser of Nctnaska , married Miss Kilzabutli Wise. They had onlv Known each other by correspondence until Mr. Heard arrived in Hoyertown a fuw hours before hU mairlase. W Ihlnk that ( illroy can olalm the oldest married couple In California , Mr. and Mrs. liloduet , Mr. Hlodcott belli ! , ' nliictx-nliioanil his wlfu ninety-sou'ii years old. They have been mauled suvi'uty-nlnu jcars , aru both In good health , and the happy guests of their son , Mr. Hloilget , who lvalues near that city. A Shebojgan , Mien. , widow , after mourn- Intr ten < la > s for her dear departed , souirht consolation In a second marrlairo. She didn't litul It , though , for Ita \ said that ever slnco the wedding thu ghost ot tl'oik-ad ' hus band has been unking ! ilnus Ihnly for tlm honeymooners , who ha\o already moved sev eral times , but are iinablo to o-capo the spirit , which rattles windows , moans , shakes the doors , nnd makes himself gen erally very The demand for the recent published edi tion of the CJilneso t.'slamiMit , revK'il bv Ituv. ( iiiillth John , average's about 1,000 day. < NOW ON THE MARKET ; THOIYIASON & GOOS' ' ADDITION , The Finest Residence Sites in Omaha Just two miles from the court house. There is not a nickel against this property. A WARRANTY DEED AND ABSTRACT Will be furnished with each lot sold. The parties that own this and adjoining lands represent over the sum of Fifty Million Dollars ! A CABLE LINE will Run Through this Tract This Beautiful Addition is the Key to Omaha and South Omaha. The BELT LINE runs along the entire west side and the southeast part nearly corners on the crossing of tlioJJur- lington and Union Pacific railways at the summit , where there is A Depot in Course of Erection. A thorough examination of this property will convince all that there are the Greatest Bargains On Earth in it , at prices Ave have put on the lots. M. A UPTON & CO. , 1509 Farnam St. , Omaha , Neo. Telephone 73. Pharmacy Building , South Omaha. .MUSICAL. AND DRAMATIC. The tpnor S\lva is now engaged at the St. IVtc-isburK opein. "Ten Mshts In a nar-Uoom" took splen didly in Kansas towns. Anna Krlbel. a Xorwoirian cantatiico , re cently made a debut in Tails. The J'arls conservatory concerts are in the sixtieth year ot their existence. Stuart liobson's favor'te ' poem Is said to bo Loimlellow's "Hanging ot the Crane. " llinh-crowned hats at theaties are now al most exclusively worn by homely ladles. Richard Mansllcld , It Is said , will occupy the Mndlson Square theatre next summer. Excise Commissioner Andrews , of New York , is an ex-scene shifter and prompter. Angustln Dil > 's company will bo.'in Its engagement at the lloston museum , May 17. Kyrle Bellow was , twelve years airo , re porting tor the Melbourne ( Aiibtialia ) papers. The tlmnand for photo/iaphs of Mary Anderson has fallen oil very greatly in Lon don. don.Mis. Mis. W. II. Courtney , a Brooklyn amnteui- has decided to become a professional act , ress. ress."Sophia" has passed Its 200th night in Lon don. Upiosed a failure at Wallace's. New York. Fiederlckde Bellnvllle has been otforeil a two-years1 engagement at thn Mew York Ly ceum. ItobdtL. Scott will take out a new play next season. It Is called "A Chip ot the Old Block. " Ernesto Vaniicclnl , the maestro of vocal art , died recently at Florence. He was 02 years old. Kate Ticriioy made her first apuearance at the ace of eight as the Duke of York , In KIclmrd 111. A Ttas youth , after buying Ids ticket wanted to know if Booth appeared in tiug- rdy or opera. 'Iho Baltimore Oratorio society will pro duce Max Brtich's "Lay of the Bell" at the March concert. Candldus , the tenor , It Is said , receives a bigger salary than did lirienoll In the piimo ot his career. Ladv Colin Campbell contradicts the state ment tlmt shu Intuuds to become a profes sional vocalist. The "Vice Admiral. " Mlllockor's latest suc cessful operetta has been sucuied tor America by M. Conrled. Beinlmnlt gave ten performances in the City or Mexico , and it Is claimed that the re ceipts were S47.000. Mine. Marches ! has written and published a book on the \oice , entitled "Methods et Critique de Chant Theoruiuu. " Lucca Is engaged to sing three times as Carmen at the Hojal theater. Copenhagen , dulling thu coming month ot May. E&The latest social cra/e in Europe Is tlio mandolin. Thu instrument has capthated the society people ot Washington and New York. "Tho Private Secretary" has made such marked success In English that It Is being plajcd In Boston In its oilglnalerMon In tieimnn. Marculla Scmbrich Is likely to succeed 111- anchl at the Vienna Couit opera. Shots said to he negotiating for a permanent en gagement theio. Thochoius girls In the Metropolitan opera company aru bound bv contract to give thn managms two weeks' notice butoro they null into matrimony. Iieno Curry Is the name of a musicil won der In Han Kianclsco , Shu U only six je.vrs od ! and her performance of piano solos Is hlghl ) M > okon of. The first score of Verdi's "Olello" has arrived at Xow York irom .Milan , anil was ndilrcised to Mine. Fur-ch-Madl with the composer's compliments. "Kudityirore , " It Is asserted , Is a delibeiato "crib" Irom a comic opera entitled The Crimson Mask , " wiitten twenty jeans a o by the late John Brougham. Miss Eleanor Calhoun , the- American ac tress , has returned to Nuw York fioui Europe , not to mairy } oung Hearst , but to look alter a play prepaied for her. Emll Thomas , the celebrated German com edian , Is on his way to this country. Hu will bi-Sln an eneairement at the 'Ihalla , New York , the second week In March. "Nj m Crinkle" t > a > s that ho can remember the time w hull ho used to think Kosu Cou'h- Ian was the handsomest woman in tlio world ; and hu inlils : "l'\o ! ota son who Is bu in- nlng to think the same way. " Miss Mary Anderson will make her riven- trance on the English Ma.-o at Birmingham on April It , and subsequuntly slui will net at other provincial eltn's. thus liilliUIng a spring engagement. Mr. C. .1. Abud will net as her business manager. Miss Andur- son's season at the London Lyceum will not begin until autumn. The latest talk about Maiy Is that she is going to become a nun. Chas , U. llojt has purchased u residence in his nathc town , Charlestown , N. 11. Mr. Ho\t will bo surrounded by the scenes that ho has made lamous in his farces. At a near corner Is the Eagle hotel , used as a back ground for a "A Bunch ot Ke > s , " near bv Is the drug stoic which liguies In "A ling Baby , " on the street a tew blocks off is the lesiuonco where It is claimed the scenes shown in "A Parlor Match" tools pl.vuwhile two blocks away Is the depot ot the Connec ticut lallroad. In the station loom ot which thu scenes in his now farce "A Hole in the Uioumt" aielaid. SINGULARITIES. A cray eazle shot at Kott Pierre , D. T. , had a jack-rabbit in its tallons. A resident of Chester , III. , has a pet crow that talks quite as well as any paiiot. A Pokoon ( Mich. ) man found n boar's tooth In the center of a solid log recently while chopping. Kesldents of Vila ? , I ) . T. , by the aid of a mirage , distinctly saw \ \ csslngton hills , lifty miles away , onu day last week. A domestic goose was killed by a gentle man living on Cache cieelc , Lake county , C'al. , and In Its ciop was found a largo quan tity of gold dust. A U corgi a hen belonging to Mrs. News laid an egg the other tiny about two Inches lonii aud HliapoJ exactly like a sodawater bottle. Wonder if the freak has nuj thing to do with prohibition ? In cutting ice on Lake-of-thc-Woods It was found tlmt the heavy cakes contained many fish that were caught during the. . cold snap and fro/en in the Ice. On this account the Ice cutting on the lake was abandoned. The other day while William Cole was drlvine thn stage between Ne\adu City and North Bloomlield ho saw by the roadside six quail that appeared to be Know-blind. Ho jumped out ot the sleigh aud caught them alive. A doctor of Odin , III. , purchased some whisky to bo used as medlclno tor a sick child. Holctt the bottle on his table for a low mlnute < s , when it exploded with a loud leport. The bottle was broken , and the liquor faltii ! ' , ' on the table cloth burned it lll : acid. acid.One One day last week a hen at Mr. Cosbv's , Cuthberti.i. , wlillo looking around with a view of iroing into business , lost her loothold and fell Into the well. She remained in there a dav and night , and when found had apmopiiated nra\e In the well to hei own use and was making hciself at home. A joung lad in Kingston , N. Y. , Is the pos sessor of a tame pigeon which follows him wherevci I'o coos. On Thursday it followed him on his way to school. As soon ns ho saw It ho carried It back to his house. Alter ho had been In school some time the teacher saw the pigeon making its way Into the school room , and the boy had to cany thu bird home a second time. A tanner living near Quincy s.i > s that wiille out tei'ding his ehickuns one morning recently , lour wild geesn ramu Hying towaids his barnyaul , and altci circling about him sou > ial times lit among his chickens. Ho canht one ot them , where upon thu others attacked him viciously. Ho dually managed to secure a second one , nnd after a shaip encoiintei dune oil the other two. two.Moirls Shclhnil , of Call , Caimdn , bought a wild goosuot Mi. Hariis , who had caught It eighteen je.us before. It has recently died. Themis an uticeitalntv about Its age , ns no one could tell how old It was when caught. Casey countx , Ky. , Is said to be oveiriiii bv nits. Asoit of r.ucholeiu has killed oft all the cats , nnd thu i.itsaio liavlnir eir < > thing theli own way. Cats aio away up abo\u par there. Whllu tliu lecent stoim was id its heightfa Mi * . KoeciN who rtsliluiic.n 1'iatUllIe , giivu biith to tilplets-onu boy anil two ulils. Though duior sileet of snow miilu it im possible to procure medical assibtanco at thu time , tliu mothci nnd all tlireool the new nr- rhnls tire doing well The little nnus.tliougn Mii.dl , tholaige t weighing only four and a hull pounds , am perti'i'tly loimed and lull ot lltuandUor. . ,1 nines Lon , of Klmlia , desired a pholo- graph of his liny St. Hirnnut dog. When tliu dog haw thu camura pointed nt him ho supposed that stmii'thtng was wiong and bolted out of thu door , Ho was coaxed lrd : : and posed again. Ai.ain ho toi > k alaim , and , thu iiooi being Mintlumped out of a w indow , lull on an aunliiLuioKo through , fell on twoouir.r men , .smashed a hit Hat. and ter ribly hc.ueil a hiiir.ll toliiiul bootblack , The dog weighs l.VJpoumK After nluhtlall wild ducks Infest thu grain tieliU In the \iclnitvof I'utali cieuk , Ala- nii da county , California , In moat numbers. They h ivu nearly di-vaslateil IOU acres on the I'urrv farm , llenrv Goodman , thu toreman , alter expunmuiitiiii ; with numerous to frighten them away , at last lilt upon the project ol burning candles during the night , these are piotectcd lioin the wind by sacks , and the holds are kept comparatively clear o ducks. Quite a natural curiosity was nn oblcct of eotislileiablo interest in the olllco of the superintendent of thn poor In Chicago. It was nothing more nor less than a Drlprht little girl , three anil a half j cars old , who was lotted , or allllcted , as the case may turn out to be , w Itn two tongues. A little tongue about half the regular si/e bad grown on top ot the natural organ. This did not In any wayatlect the child's speech or prevent her cntinua hearty meal. Some Ohio parties while fishing at Dixon's pond onu night last week left their guns at the mill. During their absence a couple ot dogs entered the house , and dog like.engngcd In a light. During the scuftlo onu of the guns was knocked down and the contents dlschnigcd Into the hindquarters of one dog. Thoothci , though master of the situation , lied Incontinently , leaving poor Tray to the meicv ol the lishcrinen , who \\eio soon on the spot to ascertain the cause ot the leport. RKMG1OUS. One-fifth of the cntliu population ot Kng land Wales are stated to bo In btindav shoots , theie being 000,000 leaclieis aud .VJOO.OOO scholar' ' . Lord Win. Cecil , second son of the mar quis ot Salisbury , is about to be ordained to n curacy at the parish church of St. Nicholas , Client Yarmouth. The Kev. Frank IJussell , of Oswego , N. Y. , a talented minister , ulegnnt speaker , and classical gentleman , of the Congregational church , Is In the lecture held. Messis. Moody and Sankev will attempt to evangell/o Chicago , and to that end thev will erect a building In that city to cost S'A'Xt.OOO for the training of Christian workers. Thn American board of commissioners for foielgn missions hasiejoMed the application ot it. C.Mone , of the theological school , who has recently been licensed to preach. The reading of the "Lives of the Saints" caused Ignatius Lo\nla to lorm the purpose of creating a nuw religious order , which j > ur pose eventuated in the powcitul society of the Jesuits. The two copies of the bible used at Queen Victoria's coionatlon are still In eslstunco. Onu is a hcliloom in thu family of the late Dr. Simmer , Itlshop ol Winchester , anil the other ib picsorved in the cathedral of Nor wich. It Is repotted that Father Charles Turner , latelv pioffsiorof theology at Ulshop Hag- shuwo's Diocesan Semluaiv of Our Lady and St. I huh. Nottingham , hart speeded from thu Roman Catholic church , and bus been received into the Church ot Kuglnnil. The rniversallst club , of Now York , Is en gaged In pi'tlccthiR plans looi.lng towaids holding , next wlntei , in thu larse hall of thn Cimper union , .set viies ut which prominent Unlversalist pieachers shall expound In a simple and popultu manner the iirinelplesot theh belief. Theolil fnmllv blbluthnt belonged to " .Mary , HID mother ot Washington , " Is still In exist ence , and Is Kept In a bunch of the Wash ington l.nnilv in Virginia. It contains tlio f.imilv lenister. wording th birth of ( ieorge Wushlngton , Kebruaiy'"A 17 : . The binding has a cover ot cloth woven by thu hand of his mother. Hv the stem airav of facts and nguies. at thu "end ot this luustcd cenliny of missions , while not , uooKKi ( coiiveils. nominal and leal , havu been won bv elnistianity in paean- ilom , heathen anil .Mohammedan aieiiK,000- ! ) rioo mon1 than they wein at thu bchlnnliitf of tliouintiiiv. Thu votaries ot thi"-c faiths in- cie.isiiM'vunty times lastcr than the follow er , ot Christ. A ( -erinon both short and good Is perfect anil needs no apologv. A .shoit , poor seriiioil Imi an apolruv fin Its poorness In Its brev f ity , A ImiK.gooil sermriu has nn apology for its length In Its goodness Hut n long , poor sermon admits ot no apologyand tliu nltempt to mnko onn maU'sIt both longer and poorer. Then-tore , proceed to business without apology. Uy thu death ot HHlinp William .Mercer linen of Mississippi last Sunday , the Kpis- eopil chuieli l < ist luv oldest and onu other most vmieutcil prchti'i. Ilu WHS lioin in l7tS ) and was nid lined to thu eiilspuji.tcy In JSVi. It was liiseonellijitoiv seiinoiiHt Iho npunlngoftho genei.il ( oiivent'on ' ol 1HU , tli.itwi'iit tar towaids liealin ' thu breach m.iilo between thu noithem and southern church by tlmuar. The Kiigllsh boclcty fin the pmpngittlon of the gospul In toiriigu paiU Is nn.inuliii ! for otiservance on Aiuust I'J , 1VJ7 , ot Iho ifxuii annlu'iMuy of thu ronsci'tntlnn , In Lain- both palace , ot Di. C. Inglls , who was ' not only tlio hiht bishop of NOVA hrntla.'but thu m-t blslidit of the Chinch ol Kiulnnd if Ion lllgnpuK Ot louihc , therefore , this IH ni event in which thu Anurlcnn Kplscopallaa1 Will I eel much inleiubteil.