THE OKAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , [ FEBRUARY 6 , 1887.TWELVE FAGESL ? JVTirE DAILY BJBE. PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. TUIUS OP BOBSOnlPTtO ! * ! Pel1 * " 'Mnrnlaif ' Edition ) InclmKns Sunday ' " ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' TorBl'x Months. . . ! ! . . ! ! . . . . . . , . . , , . . . 5 fO For Tllroo Month * . . . . . . 2 CO 3'li6 Otn&tm Hmiiliijr HK , malloU to nnr , Uno Yt-Br. . . . . . . 200 ( nun * OmrT. tto. nil AND w. * rvunvAM Nnr VOIIK ( irrrnK , HOOK r > ' . , TIIIIIUNK Iltni.wvo. iViauiMGTO.x orricr , No. 513 KouuTit.NTii Sinter. All communications rotating to news n < lo < ll- ( orial mriltor klioulU bo aU'lressod to the Kui- ton OF aim HUE. BUSINESS T.F.rmist AH lni ln M lettori nnd rumlunneps fhmild l > o luiilrMfC'l ' to Tnr. ttr.t Pirni.tRiiiNii COVI-ANIT , OMAHA. Draft * , rlio-iln nnd poMnfflco ordfM to bo made pnj nblo to the onltrof the company , HE m POBLISBlSFcOMFm , PHflPBIHDBS , E. IlOSEWATKIl , Kmron. Til 15 OAinV UEK. Btvorn Statement of Circulation. 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IBM' , , 12,314 coplM ; JorAtitrust. 18SO. 12,4VJcople.sfor ( : September. 1880 , I.ttX ! ) ) copies ; for October , IbMl , 12 , ba copies ; for November , ISSrt , 13M3 ! copies ; for December , 1SSO , 13,237 conies. GKO. 11. TZSCIIUCK. bworu to nnd subscribed before mo this 1st onv of January A. 1) . I8b7. [ SKAL.I . N. P. Fiii. : . Notary Public , Contemn of tlio Sunday Hoc. Pagol. Now Voik Heiald Cablegrams Specials to the Iiii-General Telegraphic Jsows. Pa-02. Tclccraplilc flows. ( Jity News. 311'cellany. Page a. Special Advertisements. , Paiie 4. Edllorlals.-1'olIUcal Points. biimlay ( iosslp. Patois. Lincoln News. .loo Howard's Lot- tcr Badeau's hotter. Advertisements. I'aiso 0. Council Uluirs iXews. Miscellany. Advertisements. Pace 7. Social Krcnts In Omaha. General nnd local markets. Page H. City News. Advertisements. Page ! i. Advertisements. Pajris 10. Selected for Men Mainly. GaRS Jlutli ( iravo and ( Jay. A Had Church Mouse. Advcrtisoment-s. I'airo 11. The Matrimonial Bureau. Clara Hollo's Letter. Mltl the Merry Maskers. A Z'arls Letter by Cbauvo Sourls. Advertise- ; iicnts. Pane 12. Jloney for the Ladies. Musical nnd Diamatlc. Connublallties. Imiiletles. r-Poppcrmint dtops. Kelhciotis. Educa tional. Advertisements. TUB defeat of the clmrtor will be a bad black eye for the real cstnto boom. FAMOUS Joe Howard contributes an in- lorostins letter to the SUNDAY UEP . Ilo Is the king of Now lork correspondents. A KI\V : moro factories built of brick antl mortar and fewer built of wind would mutcrlnlly assist the growtli of this tliriy- ing . city. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ NEW YOIIK is sullerinK from n coal famine. Jf present prospects hold out Omaha will soon be in a position to help the clVeto east out on the coal question. Ir corporate monopolies uro to dictate our laws and make and unmake our city charters at will our state houses and city Imlls should bo changed into railroad headquarters to save the oxuenso of double runt. Hinv will Omaha enjoy operating nor oityfeovornmont under a charter framed for a city of 80,000 ? This will be the in evitable result of the defeat of the new charter which the confederated corpora tions are now assailing. Crn/.i.vs : of Omaha will see to it in case .of the defeat of the now charter that the responsibility for the damage done to this city is placed on the shoulders where Jt belongs. There is such a thing as sow- Jug tlio wind to reap the whirlwind. Tiiotis will bo wailing and gnashing of looth among the long haired mon and Short haired women throughout the coun try. The supreme court of Washington territory has declared unconstitut'onal the law of 1835 granting female sullragc. WAIEU UKKCHHU scores the Knights of Labor. Air. liocohur is a liroaohor of spotless character and high Standard of morals who some years ago Jjrosoribeu brottd and water as u healthy illot for American workingmon. Mil. HAIIID , of Dakota county , has In troduced a bill to prevent swindling. This will bo highly appreciated by Mr Jlaird's constituents who wore swindled V.V the gontloinim from Dakota out of a professed friend of Van Wyok in the late pontitorlal uontust. for positions on the na tional railway commission are said to bo legion in number. General Van \Vyok \ , nil reports to the contrary notwithstand ing , is not among the number , Import ant business will occupy him in Nebraska lor several years to come. TUB third boodle alderman has reached plug Sing and ills contluontly expected that the remaining three will plead guilty nnd saro the expenses of a trial. Tlio Bword of justice is glistening In unpleas ant nearness to thu head of Jake Sharp , who la to bo the ne\t to receive thu atten tion of the Now York authorities. MINNKSOTA is to pass a law compelling railroads to furnish annual passes to htatu ofliciuls , judges and members of the legis lature. The theory is that what is now done by the railroads as a favor will be changed to an obligation on the part of the companies from which they cannot -reasonably look for returns to the detri ment of the public. The idea Is a good one. It could bo adopted In Nebraska with great bonolit to the people. The deluge of annuals which is showered upon tivcr.y ollicialstate , county and legislative , to intluonco their action upon matters relating to tlio railroads , would not bo in creased. Thu transportation account of the companies would sutler no loss. Hut the state and the public would bo the Special Feature * of the fiundnr Bc'cC' The Sunday Bsn has taken rank s one of the best Sunday papers hi Iho United States. Among its-leading special features arc the Now York Uerall' * cablegrams from the principal capital. ) nnd IKJWS centers of Europe , Clam Uclle'3 gossip , Adam Ibito.tu'a Jotter , William ,1. I okV > "Literary Uaves , " P. S. Heath's Washington chat , 1'ranv ; Sepel's Boston budget , and soyoral Knropuitn loiters , ue.sMos special telegrams from all impor tant points In this country , To-day the Btn : adds another very at tractive special feature a wcokly letter from Joe Howard , the famous New York journalist. Howard U beyond all ques tion the most brilliant , versatile and entertaining correspondent in this country. Tor over a quar ter ot a century ho has boon a prom inent llgnrc in metropolitan journalism. His letters to thu Her. will no doubt bo Greatly enjoyed by our readers. With such a brilliant spread of good things the readers of the SUNDAY UKB will certainly have n literary least. All these special contributions cost a great deal of money , but as the public appre ciate enterprise the Hnr spares no ex- punso in civing it.s readers the very best the market allbrds. Our Trade llolntlons U'llli C'anudn. Kvcrybody understands that : \ policy of commercial non-intercourse toward Camilla would not bo entirely one-sided in its i-f.suUs , The Dominion alfords a liberal market for the products of the United States , the loss of which would certainly bo felt by many interests in this country. It is not thu policy of the United States to lesson the number of its markets , but to increase ' .hem , and toon- largo its bnsinesj with these it already po.vje.sses. Only the most extraordinary circumstances could justify a departure from this policy. On thu other hand , Canada finds the largest market for its products in the United States , and there is scarcely an interest in that country that would not sufllir very seriously if de prived of this market. A protracted period of commercial non-intercourse would undoubtedly bring ruin to thou sands of business men in the Dominion , prove most disastrous to labor , and well nigh paraly/.o the financial and indus trial all'airs of the country. Hero the ef fect upon thu general business and pros perity would bo hardly percoutible. There it would bo most marked and de cisive. The United States can stand non- intercourse without serious detriment to the general welfare. Canada can not. In view of these obvious facts , It is inost remarkable that the Dominion gov ernment has persisted in its aggressive course until It has reached the point of compelling the United States to consider the necessity for a retaliatory policy. Yet there are mon prominent in that govern ment who profess to think that such a policy would fall not less severely upon the United States than upon Canada , ap parently not understanding that if it were possible for the former to lose ten times more than ttio latter the efl'ectupon its general welfare and prosperity would bo less serious than m tbo case of the latter. According to a statement furnished by the Dominion minister of customs , the imports into Canada Irom the United States during the fiscal year of 18SO amounted to about $10,000.000 , while Canada exported to this country products to the amount of ? 30,000ODO , leaving the trade balance in favor of thu United States $1,000,000. In the thirteen years from I85 ! to 1883 Canada purchased in this country products to the value , m round ligurcs , of ifOlO.000,000 , and sold to the United States products to tliu valuu of $150,000,000 , showing a balance of trade against the Dominion for that ] Joriod of $154,000,000 , an average of a little less than $12,000,000 a year. It will bo scon from those figures that the loss of business to Canada from being deprived of the American market would very nearly equal in value the loss of the trade of this country with tbo Dominion. In the case of the latter it would bo an almost complete loss , since Canada could not readily find new mar kets , while the United States might not find it dillicult to Fccnro equally profitable markets elsewhere for the few million dollars , worth of products the Dominion annually buys hero. Hut if the material consequences to the United States were certain to bo twenty times more serious than they possibly could bo under existing conditions , this country could not all'ord to avoid them at the sacrifice of its national character , which has already sutlered from its patient forbearance under the outrages , insults and aggressive hostility of the Dominion authorities. The insistence ) of the government upon a recognition of its international and treaty rights should bo firmly adhered to , and it will be sustained in every policy decmod necessary to en force them. Sparks anil tlio Laud Thieves , ( iuueral Sparks is pushing the prosecu tions against the land swindlers , boirns pru-otuptors and fraudulent homesteaders wherever found. Recently H. U , Prosson and John U. King , of Hunklemon , H. D. Habcoek , of Hastings , and U. H. Criswell , of Imilauola , all of this state , were con victed in the federal courts of conspiracy in connection with bogus timber claims , and scores of other indictments are now drawn up awaiting presentation in bimilar cases. Commissioner Sparks is doing his best to presurvu the public do main for honest settlers in spite of the huwls of the land grant corporations and tlio rage of cattle syndicates and claim sharks. His poliny of rigid investigation of all entries is already bearing fruit In this section of the west. Actual settlers are taking possession of ownerless claims and communities which contained thou sands of acres of land which had noyor seen a plow or a sod house are being built up by honest proprietors and hard working fanners , So far from Uenoral Sparks' policy having injured the west it has boon of inustimablo benefit in htitmi- latlng actual settlement and in wresting from ringators and land syndicates millions of iicrun of land held for spoon lation. The fences have gone and with the illegal fences havu disappeared the pliant tools of the cattle syndicates who monopolized the best locations along the streams in order to "hold the rango" for their employers. Compliance with the law is now being generally enforced through public sentiment and moro care- tut supervision of the local land ollices. Land is being preserved for the landless and not for the landlord , and the public Is being correspondingly banofittod. The iiowls against Sparks in this 'section ot the wcat come from the throat ) of men who never | ) .iss ; i federal court without n shiver or road the cnll for a grand jurf without a nameless tlreiul. The Fish Commission's AYorlt. In their eighth annual report , the Nu- braska fish commission nrocnl an inter esting resume of their excellent work in stooklng the waters of Nebraska with food fish , The duties of the commission ers seem to have bcetrperformed as much as a labor of loyo as a requirement of the oDlcu which they hold * All three arc old residents of Nebraska , old sportsmen and ardent students of fish cultnr-e. That they have made the most of 'tho small appropriation placed at their disposal by the legislature the report very clearly shows. During the past year 5,050,005 wall eyed pike , 10S.OOO brook trout , 55,000 salmon trout , 0,000 California mountain trout and 8,720 Gorman carp have been distributed from thu hatcher ies and planted In various ponds , streams and lakes In the state. Kcporls from every section of the state have been re ceived showing that the fish are rapidly multiplying and that fish culture N no longer an experiment in Nebraska. The work of thu fish commission is a practi cal one. The aim is to furnish our i > co- ] dc with an ample supply of fresh water fish for food as well as for snort , to determine what streams aru .suitable for thu various species of fishes , and what conditions are most favorable for their development. Thu legislature owes it to thu state to support liberally the work of the fish commission. For Iho no\t two years estimates have been handed in for ? li,2oO.OO a year , which will cover all ex penses of salaries , labor , apparatus , free distribution , repairs and buildings. The state funds could scarcely bo bestowed to better and moro economical advantage. Korclnt ; tlio llrnin. In a recent address before the Nine teenth Century club of Now York Dr. William A. Hammond discussed the in teresting topic of brain forcing in Iho ed ucation of children , deprecating some of the prevailing mcthodslof the schools as unnatural and harmful , and making a plea for more object lessons in teaching. The views of Dr. Hammond are worthy of attention , oven if all of them cannot bo endorsed. The schoolmaster of this ago , hn remarked , forgets that children become mentally fatigued from light causes oven when they are interested in them. An hour of intense mental over- tion will weary an adult moro than will an equal time of physical labor. How much more , then , will it wear out a youngster ? The pursuit of knowledge- begins with the infant at the very earliest period , and the perceptive organs arc the * first brought into play. For the first toner or twulvo years of a child's lite system atic education should be conducted through the perceptive organs , and until a child has attained this ago it wore better , in tlio opinion of Dr. Hammond , not to con line it to the close study of books. Giving a child a multiplicity of studies at once is condemned as dis astrous to the mental faculties. It is as if a man wore asked to look alternately for ton minutes through a microscope and a telescope , which would wear his oye.s out. Dr. Hammond would banish the grammar until the senior year in a university course , characterizing tlio study of it in the schools as nn"inircnious device todrivo a littlu brain into early decrepitude. " lie boldly affirms that "no child ever learned to speak good English by study ing grammar , "and says the only reason it does no man harm is that no one really understands its rules. The school child learns by memory , ami memory is not knowledge. Jt is culture gained at the expense of other faculties. The text books take too much for granted on the part of the pupils. Memory passes for knowledge in the schools. The pupil recites well so does the parrot. Tlio men and women wlio have made the most of themselves arc these who began to study after adult life. Students of mature life study the things themselves and not the description of them. Object lessons should bo moro generally employed. Tlio extreme views of Dr. Hammond are these of a physiolo gist rather than of the practical educator , and yet almost every intelligent experi ence will give approval to much of what ho says. The practice of giving a multiplicity of studios at oncu , and of putting the whole labor upon the memory to the exclusion of all thu other faculties , aru errors of the prevailing system of teaching which are rccogni/.od by many practical educators , whoso in tluonco is at work for their removal. Some progress has been made in this direction , but lharo is room for much more , and such radical reformers as Dr. Hammond can help it on. There is cer tainly no matter of greater concern to every citizen , and none to which bo should plvo more careful and solicitous attention. is taken to the HKK'S criti cism of the touching of Ucrman in our public schools by the Instructor in Unit branch. The trouble with Mrs. Wuinlm- gen's reply is that her criticism * do not apply to the points raised by the HIK : , which failed to refer directly or indi rectly to her ability as an instructress. Thu objection of the lir.r. was to the lack of method by which instruction in Gor man is given to one class only , in which all pupils of whatever degree of previous advancement are indiscriminately jum bled. As the HKI : said a week ago , these who commence the study are not given time enough to advancu and thu pupils who are advanced must wait on these who are learning their primer. These are the cold facts. Airs. Welnhagcn makes a mistake in losing her temper and assuming that the editor of thu Hii ; : has no children stinlying Ger man in tin ) schools and does not know from personal Investigation thu truth of his assertions. The contrary happens to bo the caso. Wo are not calling into question Mrs. Weinhtigen's ability. Hut U certainly requires ability of a high order for a single teacher to make head way with a class ilvu or six times as largo as it should bo and composed of children of all grades of advancement in thu study of Gorman. The ablest teacher might well shrink from thu attempt. In doing so ho would bo heartily endorsed by the parents of children who are trying to ac complish Urn impossible. Tup Union Pacific is not very far out of politics this year , so far as is percepti ble to the pcoulo of Nebraska , It still intcrcsU itself In UefoJtting all popular legislation which might aflect the reven ues of the road. Mr. 'Chariot Francis ASanis li a charming Vnd delightful theorist. As a practical railroad re former he is not a monumental success. TO M TIC A TTTo1NTS. Jesse Jameses nowVernhled alive In Ari zona. This can fcaicrly be true , or the Mis- sour ! dwnocrats would hayo long since dls- ' covered nnd placed him In some Important ofllce. Tlio rc-clecllon of Senator Daww In Ufaihachusetts Is leciuiUsl by the Brooklyn Kaglo ns a triumph of Urn bald-hea < 1s , and as n proof that the Iwys nrp no match for tholr grandfathers In pollllrw. Them Is a strotnr classical atmosphere nbout Frank llseork' ! < s life. He was born at Potnpcy , vrai'tleed law nt Tullr , went fre quently to Home , liimllj settled In Syracuse , ami li. UOXT a s < MiMor. Senator-elect Qimy , ot Pcnnsjlv.inla , Is de scribed as a Teiy rommonplacoman , but ho nnd Mr. lilalno attended the same college. The senator-elect cannot nlfonl to have any of his strong points overlooked. President Cleveland , says Henry Watlcr- soti , U a Rood clulstlan in one respect nt loaM. "lie takes mom Joy In one republican who lins repented nnd bocunmn mugwump than In ninety and nine democrats \\lio have never Rene astray. " Secretary Mannlmr. It Is positively asserted , will shortly resign and accept Iho presidency ot a bank In Xe\v York. Unfoitunately tlicro Is nocunfiiniatlon of the rumor that Mr. ( iarlnnd ulll ie-.lin ; to accept the presi dency of a telephone company. Seven-Mule Itanium makes nil iron at his Salisbury woiks "so tough that barsaii Inch square have sustained a presiiiro of JiO.OOO pounds withiiut bio.tklng. " Mr. Itanium's alleged political eoti'-clenro IB supposed to bo made of thesuuo niateilal. .ludne lloiidly's removal to New York Is thought by sumo knowing ones tobomndo with an eye to his appointment us one of thu Justices of the United States supreme court. Ohio already bavin : ; two justices his changes would undoubtedly bo belter as a resident of New York In ease Piesident Cleveland should have an opportunity to appoint. Philip Xeiu'ler of Hulf.ilo Is evidently try ing to qualify himself for the position of United States senator fiom Klmlda in the place of . ( ones. For thiity-slx consecutive days ho eallcil at tlio hou o ot pretty Lena nicckmnn and , tliouirli ho was never per muted to s > ee her , ho left thirty-six consecu tive offers of maniaso. Then the cruel gnl had him arrested. Keprescntatlvo Grain , the nnlv native-born Texan In the Lore Star state delegation , was educated hi Urn ninth. Husays : "We don't bulido/c. We don't have to bulldo/e , even it' wo have the Inclination. The majority Is too blsr. Do you know what apaitvwllha blc majority ib like ? Well. It's like a huzc , splendid locomolivti with a wc.ik brake on it. It's uloiIons when it gels point ; , hut thorn's iiuthiuc to stop It if thenj'Sidangor ahead. " Now York Mercury : Mr. Prank Illscock , who will succeed Warner .Miller In the sen ate. Is lucky as well as lazy , lie lay quietly back , opened his mouth and the senatorial plum dropped Into it. , tt will bo twenty years next .luno since ho accidentally dropped into politics. Ills elder brother , a member of the constitutional convention , was shot and killed atfStanwK hall , Albany , by Oneral Cole , for the alleged seduction of his wile , anil Indignant Syracuse at once elected Frank to take his place. It was a piece of pure luck , and the vein has held out ever since. Yet Mr. Hiscock will make a very icspectablo senator , Of fair ability and average honesty. SOME ODDIiY NA.MISU PKRSOSS. Coflln U. Uicr Is the appropriate and SUR- pestivi ! name of a prominent undertaker at lleuo , Nov. Mr. Moon Is brought forward as a dark hoiso in the Now .Teisey senatorial contest , liui'ure this Moon gets full of senatorial honors ho will prob.ibly bo reduced to his last quarter. Colouol Jack Kiost Is editor of the Chrcnco ( Mo. ) Courier. He Is careful to give credit for all selected matter , consequently lie Is not the "nipping Frost , " wo ottcn hear of ; but his editorials ate sometimes quite biting. John Steer of DCS Molncs , Is a genuine wicked wair. He lately gave a money-lender a chattel mortgage on ' 'live ' white steers" and when on officer went for the stock ho was shown Mr. Steer's live promising boys as the property covered by the mortgage. A nd for tills little Joke Mr. Steer is compelled to answer to the icd-eyed law. A Good Man. Clitratio Times. Senator Van Wyck Is mentioned for one of the new railroad commissioners , lie Is a good man to appoint. He wouldn't allow the railroads to construe the new bill In a way to please only themselves. KycH of Two Iloinloiilieros Are On Him. fhteaun Trlliitiie. Wo trust Hint cousin Hen Kolsom is com porting himself with becoming circumspec tion In the picsnnt crisis nnd icmeinbcring that as a iclalho of the administration the eyes of two hcmi.sphrics nro upon him , JJy Dlroot Vote of tlio 1'cople. Jletntlt rite 1'itst , Senator Van Wyck's proposition to amend the constitution so as to provide that United Status senatois shall bo elected by a direct vote of the people will bo sine of at least two votes If It Is brought up In the senate. Sena tor Vance , of Ninth Carolina , Is the convert. The tactics pursued by thu legishituio In In diana and New Jersey ouiht to be enough to couvuit a good many senators besides Vauce Biilllvnn'ri Arm. C/ifdiou / Tuna. The Minneapolis doctor that undertook to set John Sullivan's bioken arm bccm.s to ha\o made an Imperfect job ot it , ami the limb has had to bo ru-sct. lint U may boa question , perhaps , If the suruery that inter- feies with Sullivan's business Is not the best surgery after all , how ever unsclentlllc and unskillful It may bo In the eyes of cxpeits. A "Winter Scnllatil In Tiunlem' IttfMil , Around the chimneys of tfiu town In fitful uusts tluuiQith Wind blows , While o'er tlui hills comes hustling down The icy \anguard of tlio snows. I sec along the dismiilislreet Tim few who braut tlio uulni : air Go huirying bv with quickened teet To join In anthem and In prayer. The bell It.s parting peal has Hung From out the church's crannied lower ; Tlio choir its hymn of praise h.is sung , And now the picachcr holds thu hour ; While I , before the cheerful bla/.e , Wherein companionship 1 lind , Look outucioss thu vthituncdvays And hear my tscrmon In the wind. It has beheld each passim : scene Since dawned creation's earliest day- Tim mighty wliolu from which wo gleam The beauty knowledge that Wi ) may , It Eivcs the tongueless past a voice ; Jt prophesies ot time to Liu ; And seems to sorrow and rejoice in turu with wcuk humanity. And as upon my tense-wrought ear A soothing bound falls , soltly llown , 1 dream o'ur nil thu earth 1 hour ( iod's benediction In ltd tone. HenHlorlul Qualifications. Clrreluiui i'fciOi-/Var r. There are two questions that govern the election In must of thu icpubllcan states in the selection of a Vulted States senator. First , lit the candidate favoiablu to tiu | rail- Second , it bis bank account largo f nough to siflaldlze tite leWatnro ? Vnlcu the answers to tluvn questions nre In the ft Clriu * ll TO UicroIt not inuoti clinucc of * CfimlldaU seourlnc the pi he. OiVh TfoJs Un The Menioilal IMplomatlquo announces that "Coiiilu Won" ToLsom has Kulgned life * ( ll < ? o of United States consul at .SlietHelil , Uan this be possible ? Why , H' was only the other day that we Itearil that Cousin Hen tvfts alHgcnlly encaged In Introducing base b M to the UrIUshci * . Home llopn for St. Iiouifl. ( Vitottfo Ntwt. With , Iese Jnmcs alive In Arizona and llrlcliam Young still astir In Nebraska there Is f ome liojic that oven old .St. l.ouls will ono ot thesodays arlso , shako out. the folds of her shroud , and walk forth a breathing thing of llfo. If this Is the ago nf miracle ? , nothing of counc , Is to Ix ; ImpoisUile. TIIATCAIMNET I1AHY. TIII : TimjMrn.vnrKA.vr I > II > A.KTMK.NT. Aiitfomtf HtwMlean , Jim. ? / . It Is appioprlato for the president to order n national salute In Uonor ofthc state of Now York. Mrs. SecroUry Whitney has won the prlr.o In giving btith tola daughter the first administration baby. The llrst new vessel for the Amoilcan navy should receive her name. Ho glint upon your decks.yo sailors of the son , And toss your bumivrs gajly to our own naveol The shore will answer back , and pledge you ghss lor ulnss , To the pretty little ciafl , to the wltibomo Whitney lass. Hall her I Hall her' . ' Landsman I Sailor ! First administration baby I the ulnsomo Whitney lass 1 . * 4. * THK NAM1.VO Ol1 TIIK I1AIIV. A'cic Void1 ; Sim , Mrs. Secretary Whitney's new baby has been named by Mrs. Cleveland. Frances Cleveland Whitney Is the name under which the child will grow up ; and If she has the beauty , the goodness , the sweetness and the Intellectual abilities of her namesake , Mio will Indued bo one of the most fortunate of moitals. TUT FIFTH The birth of Secretary Whitney's daughter is the filth Instancn In twenty years ot the occurience of such an event in the lamlly of a cabinet member while In olllcc. Secretary McCulloch and Postmaster General Dcnlsoii under Johnson , General IK-lknap and Secre tary Itolicson under Grant were the fathers rf the four other cabinet babies. * * TIII : IIAIIV. ir < ivhfniif ( i offfc. Theio'.s a b.iby up at Whitney's And the Secretary's glad ; lie Is waiting , only waiting Just to hear it call him dad. Theie'.s a charm about a baby Which is utleily unknown To every living person Till he has one ot his own. Then ho swears by all that's holy ( With a ciazysoit of miith , That this individual babv Is the prettiest one on earth , It's the same if theie's a dozen , With a twin or so beside , For bv multiplying babies Ho but multiplies his pride. Now , hurrah for Hilly Whltncyl And huirah lor Billy's kid ; And may some lolks that \ve know of * Do as well as Billy did. P. S. The fourth stanza of this poem may not bo as trulhtul as it Is poetic , but that isn't what we are hero for. * * * aiovii : : : r.ooici.vo OUT rou A HO.UAI.L. .Mldr.ln Conttttuttim. ' Dan. " said Giover , "havo jou notified all the cabinet about the next meeting' . " ' " 1 have , sir. " "And will all the members be picsent1' "Yes , all , sir , except Mr , Whitney. " "And why not him'.1'1 "Well , sir , the baby , you know , and he's been kept up lots this \\cek mixing panigorlc and slncing lullabies. " "Well , lan , we must excuse him. Wo must be lenient with the unfoitunate , for theie's no telling when tiouble will overtake us. " SUNDAY GOSSIP. "THK election of Fiank Hiscock , of Syra cuse , to the United States senate from the Empire state , vividly calls to mind a very sensational trag edy , " remarked an old Now Yorker last nUht. "Politically Frank Hiscock grow no from the grave of his brother , for hislirst piomlnenco was given when ho succeeded the deceased relative to a membership in the celebrated Now York constitutional con vention of 1S07. 1 was on the ground In Albany when that trag edy occurred , and It roquiicj the sweeping of but very few cobwebs from memory to see Hall vividly , bloody , stall- ling nnd sensational , to-day , The con vention had assembled and organUed. Hon. William 11. Wheeler , of Malone , late vice pie.sldent of the United States , had boon chosnn president of the convention. Scats had been selected by drawing and general preliminary work commnncod. The Onondaga - daga county delegation , on which the de ceased Hiscock was , were very much dls- .latislied with their luulc In the lottery. Tlioy had nearly all secured back seats In the assembly chamber , tvheie the convention was held , and moans ami ways wcro bclm : discussed outside as to some method to bettor their position. Ono night In June , 1U07,1 crossed ovur from thu Dolavaii house to the side entrancu of Stanwlx hall , the old polit ical hall of Albany , In company with the lion. Patrick Corbctt.thu young Irish Kaglo of the Kast , ' who was a inembar of the Onon- dnga delegation. As wo entered the olllcu lobby Corbatt espied Illscock and , saying to mo , 'I must see what has bOv'ti doud about the scats''Coibdtt started towards hlscollaag.ua , The latter stood with his back towards us , his loft arm around ono of the Iron plllar.i , and ho was talking to a gentleman from the west part of the state. Huforo Ooruutt had taken two steps a d.irk vlsagcd man with a small military shoulder cloak carelessly thrown around him pissed rapidly towards the place where Illscock was standing. As he appro.ichoil ho made some extraordinary remark and as lllscock turned the nuwcomur shot him. The assassin was Guncral Cole. Illbcock , a largo , heavy man , full on the marble floor like a log. Cole cast 0110 clanco to syo that his work had been well done and then turned toward the Droadway or north entrance of the hotel. Corhutt knew him well , for both weio Syracuaati.s , and Kminging towards him liofald : "My God , general , what Is this ! What have you done'/ ' ' * * "Tho thunderclapof excitementhowever , had broken out among thu crowd ot politi cians in the room and Corbotthe.idedtho rush ing crowd to the body ot Hiscock lying cold In death. A dark stream of blood Inugiilarly marked 1U crimson course over the floor. Doctors In the hotel seized tlio silent pulse , usulcfla messiijes were sent for others , tender hands raised the head of the dead man , but all was over. Meantime General Cole had leisurely walked across Uroaitway to a restaurant , hesitating in his stops as If waiting to bo arrested. About an hour afterwards ho was taken In clmrgu by a policeman and electric tonirucs had Informed the whole nation that Albauy Had bad Its Slcklea cua. All that General Cole would say was that ho had .shot lllrccx.'i ; boCAUio ho hal : , outraged his wife. * % 'Among the firM friends ot the murderer to arrive WM his urotlicr , Cornelius A. Cole , United Statofl seintm-at tiiattiino fiom Cali fornia. The ease was duly tried by the press and the s.illent facts , somclhtui : like Uicscj worn brought tu light : U < > loand HlscocK. hn tl been Intimate friends In Syracuse , The foimcr went to the war and no man who inrr were the blue wasbmcr. Uefoio departing ho plaiHvt the care of all Ills pro | > erty In Lawyer UUeock's charge. This was the occasion of many visits to Mrs. Cole a woman somowliat of the Mrs. Sickles' weakness of character , though older , and edu cated In a less evcitablo school. Tlino ran on and the doings of. the lejral adrlsor became gossip. Syracuse became too small to holrt the venom of the scandal tongue and It soon hissed In the cars of the soldier before the walls ot Itichmoml. The bUslng grow louder and niino fatal to ttio husband's mind. Ho blooded over It , anl testimony showed It un balanced ills mind at times. Ho catno home , and It Is said , after .1 time , his wlfo" made n confession most damnable to Illscock. She wai remnvM to Pompcy , near Syracuse , where the lllsrocta and Coles hail long r v sided. Thu general determined to slay the sixjilerof his happiness , and ho followed llbcock to Albany for that purpose. * * # "When the trial came olt the best criminal legal ability in Now York was secured. Among the attorneys for the defense was James T. Brady , the 'little giant of the bar , ' and the most famous cilmlnal lawyer In Iho land. All Colo's military acquaintances and army associates sided with him. In fact the case partook somewhat of the political feelings of that day In New York. Senator Cole was w ith ills brother all the time , and It Is said spent all his millions earned In Cali fornia on the defense. The defense was in- fianity and the Sickles * case was the stand ard authority of the defense. When the summing-up eamo the old Albany couit loom could not half hold tlio legal fraternity , nud state notables , to s'iy nothing of the crowd. Everybody wanted to hoar Brady. Ilo undo a long speech to the jury but It was disappointing In every way to the spcct.ituis a mere ranting resume of the evidence , which every ono who had licaul the gro.it ad vocate on other occasions , said was not a Urady effort' at nil. It had Its effect , how ever , for the jury disagreed six to six. An other tiial was ordered. The Jury p'lld a con gratulatory visit to the general Intlmjall. the bad taste of which and their disagree ment called down the criticismof ; the prcs- on all sides. * * * " 1 had occasion to call on James T. Brady at the Dclavan house on the ovonins of the day on which ho spoke. An admiring mem ber of the visiting party commenced to com pliment him oil his address to the Jury. haughlncly lie lopllcd : 'Gentlemen , 1 thank you alncciely , hut 1 know full well that i desci vo no praise. l'i fact that was the worst addiess In a certain - tain way I uve.r made In my life. It was for cfl'eei on the jury and I succeeded. On that piiiul wow two or three dog fanciers you iccollcct how much time I devoted to man's love for dumb butes. In fact i know before hand every man's whim and hobby and my aim was to tickle them. Tlio result shows that the dog-lovers were the Hist to start out for acquittal , and they held the jury and would have done so until doomsday. Yes , eloquent remarks to a jury are all very well In tholr place , but sometimes other kind of talk Is more effective. ' * * " 1 believe that was the last trial of Impor tance in which James T. lirady was engaged. He died a .short tlmo aftervi arils and no lawyei'.s name not eon that of the great Charles O'Conor Is more rovcroil In Now York than his. * v # "The second trial of General Cole resulted In an acquittal. The jury brought In a veidict which to tills day stands on the rccoid as the most peculiar in the history of American jur isprudence. The twelve \\lse men found that "Iho defeudaut was .sane immediately pre ceding the fatal shooting , Rane Immediately afterwards , but Insane at the moment of tir ing. It must have been something else than a 'dog-love' that worked upon this panel. * * "Colo was set fiee. Ho went with bis brother to California where ho Is now lost to public sight and almost public memory. Frank Hisccck was almost unanimously chosen to succeed his deceased brother In the constitutional convention , ami from the echo of that terrible shot in the Stanwlx started the political progress of the Bcnator-olcct from New York. " _ BurrAf.0 HIM , closes his Wild West sea son at Madison Sqiinio Gaideu , .New York , this month. Ho will then pay a bilnf visit to Nebraska , after which In the latter part of March he will take Ins uhow to London. Ho has made a bushel of money In New York , and ho expects to mnkoa bairel of It acioss the water. Accoiding to thu Now Voile concsiiondent of the Philadelphia liecord , the latest society "lad" In the mo- tiopollsls Buffalo Hill. "The ladles listen to his wolid sloilcs of ndvi'iitiire , " says the conospondent "as to a second Uthcllo , anil love him for the enemies he has made and shot. Kx-Senator Conkllng also cgttons to the hero ot Iho Wild West , and delights to paiadu Broadway with him. Their neckties aio alike unique. A sympathetic point , probably. " _ Tun eighth annual report of the Nebraska fish commission , which has been Issued In neat pamphlet form , Is on Interesting docu ment. Besides giving complete Information about the state fishery , it contains several at tractive lithographic pictures , among which are Illustrations of tlm trout pond , superin tendent's dwelling , nud vailous fishes. We reeiet , however , that thu little volume does not contain a picture of Hon. W. L. May , ot thu fish commission , who has dona more than any other man towards advancing the lish Interests ol this state. Ho Is an enthusiast upon the subject , and has spent considerable of his own money In piomotlng fish cultuie In Nebraska. _ "Tiu.si : Moiles about Brlglmm Younir being alive are getting rather wiiaiisome , " said a man Jiom Salt Luku City at the Grand Pncillutoa Chicago Hur.ilil representative , "About live > ears ego a newspaper corre spondent at Omaha slltfd his Inulns of all their Imagination , and with thu material thus secured constructed a uolid ser ! > iiliout the Mormon prophet's death and builal. This yarn was to the nil col that Ilriglmm was still alive , and that thu mock binial was only the part of a gigantic schunm to assist thupiojihet In getting a better gilp on his people when Im should sudden ! } appear like ono risen fiom thu tomb , The story was sent to Chicago and Now York , wheio it was printed simultaneously. In Salt Lake City , where Brigham's death and interment weio a matjer of history , tlio scrcod was received with consulurahlu meriiment. It was such an Ingenious , not to say ingenuous lake , that even the Mormons who had seen their leader In his colllu could not help itdmirlnc the man who was possessed of such vivid imau'lna- tlon. To a person who knows Hrlgham Yoiiui ; to be as dead a > Julius Ciusar all this rot Is very amusing. " A case of delirium tnnnons in a girl , caused bv chowin tea loaves , is re ported in thu Lancet. John Manning , keeper of the Mont- cft lo hotel at Niagara Falls , is a brother of Secretary Dan Mannin < r. The ISostonlans are much delighted with Sum Joucd' proviuciallsius , Mormon AposHo's Historic Jonrnoy Across tlio Rockier. NELSON , THE FRONTIERSMAN. How He I OV tlio Mormon Ctilcf Orcr tie Mountains mill Into Snll Itakn Valloy-A Patriarch U'lio IMnyoil Kuoliro In n GcnlnlVny. . Now York World : John Y. the iiida who in 18-10 piloted I > riihain Young across the plains ami over the Kooky mountains to the site of Hie pre.s out capital of mormomtom , l.s one of the most ilitorostitiK of the strnngo band of pioneers and savages now depicting the pleasures nnd perils of frontier life for Iho delectation of clVoto easterners with lUill'alo 1)111 ) in the Madison Square gar den. den.Nelson Nelson mav not be as handsome as was his namesake of naval fame , but lu.s spare- sinewy fr.\mo , long gray hair and board , and keen blue oyw. mark a man whoso slxtv voars of life's battle have called forth something of thu heroic. For forty years and more Nelson has lived the free lifo of the frontiersman hunting and trupuing , mining and ranching - ing , now a government scout and guiilo in war or exploration , anun leading his clan In the tribal warfare of the rod man. For he cast nis lot with the nomad race that roamed the pralrios. He told the tale of his Journey with the apo.stlu of mormondom , to which later ovonls have given historical importance , amid surroundings irresistibly biigsjest- ive of Tennyson's thought : Mated with a squalid savage , What to mo were sun or clinic 1 , the heir of all tlio age..s In the for cm est files of time'.1 Ho was seated on a camp-stool in 0110 of thu seoro or so of tont.s that line thu sides of the broad upper corridor at the Twenty-sixth atrect sulo of Madison Square garden , his wife , a Sioux squaw , squatted at his foot industriously stitoh- ing with sliruds of bulValo tendon for thread , a boy of tWelve stretched on si coneh of deerskins in ono corner , and a copper-colored lassie of eight sleeping peacefully on a bank of blankets in an other corner. Others of their dusky brood romped in tlio long passiujo outside with the pappooso of the Pawnco or the the Sioux , and came at their white father's bidding to shako hands \ylth the visitor. Bright eyed , black-haired , blilho and quick , the ele ments of savage and civilized blood scorned straiigly bhmdud in their natures. Then ; had boon nine children of this marriage , the old trapper said , of whom live wore living , the oldest , a girl of fif teen , pursuing her studies in a Brooklyn boarding school. To earn provision for their support and education ho has turned his back on his loved mountains. Occa sionally the tent-opening was darkened as the tall form of a Sioux or Pawnee bravo in all his glory and war-paint and feathers stalked past , taking his afternoon constitutional. Altogether there was a .strangely interesting realism about this Indian cam ] ) , visible only to the initiated , that in many respects is more MriklnK than any of thu scenes presented with elaboration in the regular show below stairs. "It was late in the fall of 1810,1 think,11 Nelson began as he lit his pSpu and ( moved back bis broad sombrero. "I was ut Cotton wood Sprjng.s , Nebraska , living with an old Moxiean half-brood , who know every inch of the Kockics like a book. Wo were doing nothing in partic ular and ready for a job when 15ri < rham Young came along and asked 1113- Mexi can friend and my.su If to be his guldos across thu Kockius , promising us good pay. Ho had four companions , Mormon uliler.s , 1 think , but 1 cannot remember their names. Seven in all , wo started with two oinisrrunt wagons , one of them loaded with Hour , bacon , coll'cu and bis cuit , enough for two years' supply. I don't believe Bri < ; hain liad any idea when he started just where ho was going nor when ho would gel back. It was a sort of a prospecting trip. He and the elders called each other 'brother , ' nnd the old man was a good natiircd , jolly sort of fellow. His talked a good dual of relig ious lingo , but iiu was not the Sunday- school , pious Jonah kind ; would suy 'damn it1 just the samu us I would , and played a good hand at isiichru. 1 wan quito a young fellow in those days , and aslhu old Mexican didn't ' speak much Knglish , Jlrigham talked a treed deal wit IMHO and tiied to convert me to Mor- inonism. "lie was about forty , well sot up and with a big , strong head and nook. I didn't lulco muck stock in his urgnmonts defending polygamy which ( Jou Smith liad recmitly introduced as a revolution among the saints. But lirigham gave mo tlio ulo-i of a man who was prott y firm in his opinion and actually believed what ho preached. "Wo didn't hurry ourselves much , mak ing only about twenty miles a day with the wagons , pitching our tents for three or lonr'days at a timu when wo got into a like.ly region wliuro ( iaino WIIH plenty , and exploring thu country for milei around. I don't think wu met a wluto man all thu way across. There were lota or Indians , but thuy didn't trouble us , just coming into camp to trade nil' fresh moat or bkms for bacon and isolleu. To wards Christmas wo struck Ham's Fork after making a journey of nearly a tliou sand miles. I'lieru wu wuru biiovrcd up until thu spring. "That was a particularly hard wlulor , and the snow was forty iuet duup in places wlii'ru it had drifted ovur the canyon. But wo didn't suHur ; provisions wuru plenty , there was lots of game , and when wu couldn't get wntur wu got snow and molted it. Our camp at Hum's Fork was pitched in a sheltering vallor , and wo got all the elk , unlclopu and boar wo could shoot. "Luto in the spring , when the snow had melted , wu struck camp and started straight up the mountain about forty milos. Bight up on top ol Iho mountain wu found a hirgu lake , fed by a living spring , uliuuk lull of trout that beat nny- thing in thu world. Thu smallest of thuin wus about two fuel Jong and wuighod live or six poundri , unit thu flavor ! " Thu old trapper smacked ! ns lips us the iccolloctmnol the gustatory gratification of forty years before rose in his mind. "liriuhiim was all the limn spying out the lay of the land , and us ho looked from thu top of the mountain ovur the love ! stretch ot desert nearly llfty niileu away , ho said : 'Thu promised land ) .s In sight ' Wo nindu our way down the mountain without any acuidnnt worth mentioning and when wu struck thu water now known as Salt Laku , Bri ham swallowed a mouthful and named it HID Great Salt Laku. Then wo struck out about six miles to thu northwest and lirltcliaui Young stopped suddenly in the middle of thu valley and shouted : 'This Is the spot , this in spot rovcalud to mu by thu ( Jruat Spirit in a dream long ngo. lluro wu will build thu Now .Jonuuluni ! ' "We stayed in thu neighborhood about six weuks. lirigham staked out the placu ho that wu could find it again easily and madu a sort of map of It. Thun wu started back to Cottonwood Spring , which wu reached latu in thu summer. Drltiham and his friends went on to Nauvoo , 111. , and 1 wont oft' on a dc-op hunt with my Indian fiienifi. Next year llriglmm took u lurgu parly of Mormons ovur and Salt Lake city wan built on the vury spot to which I guided him. " Not an actor or actress attended Allco Dates' funurul in Philadelphia.