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' 8UNPAY , . JANUARY SO. 1887.-SIXTEEN PAGES. 10 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : . . . * WAIFS FROM THE- WITS , Gleanings From the Dyspeptic-Banisters of the Country , WAILS OF THE ROYAL POODLE , Tlio Imnncy of hcartl Cross-Ques tioning The Spnnklni : Hey Kqunl- ( zing Family Imtlor lla < l Him on the Hip. The Wrath of Ilcotnr. WatMnuton CriHc. A monkey ImvhiK boon introduced at the wlillo nou.ou , Hector , the poodle , is moved to wrnlli ns follows : It used to lie that llfo was bliss , Ami 1 , a happy poodle. Could thank the fntutlint brought mo to The hind of Vnnkco Uooillc. lint times have sadly changed of Into , jWlilon Illlc Hie so with sorrow , Tlmt if 1 had n job outside I'd Ic.ivo this place to-moirow. The cloud thnt first obsctnrd my skies , And cast Its shadows over , Vfnn when the rheumatism rntight The pr.iycrlcss knees of ( trover. sll laid the old man on the shelf , . - iAnd then ho fumed and flotted , , And said bad woids and groaned In pan , Till he , not 1 , wtiij petted , Hut that was nothing to the last OHonso they've heaped upon mo : They've brought a monkey to the house , And that has quite undone inc. Tlio old man moots It with n kiss , The servants nil adore It , The mistress IIIICB the uily ? thin ; ; , Ana Dan hews down before it. Tlio white house Is ngninst mo now , 1'vu thought the tlilnjr all over , I'll Round join the ilemourats And help to bury G rover. 1'vo homo tliolr Insults nil nlonrr , lint now I'm growing spunky let ( loose the doirs ot war , h'duathl And down that mugwump monkey 1 AVIiat Alnilo Him limano. What miffed ino find Kot mo into n lunatic asylum wus this : J used to have n strong contempt for lawyers. 1 thought their long oross-cMimiimtionswere brain less dialogues for no purposo. Lawyer Johnson liad mo as a witness in a wood case. In my directtestimony 1 hail sworn truthfully that .John Hall had cut ton cords ot wood in three ( lays. Thou .Johnson sharpened his pencil and com menced examinint ; mo : "Now , Mr. Perkins , " ho began , "how much wood do you say was cut by Air. Hallv" "Just ten cords , " I answered boldly. "I measured it. " "That's your impression ? " "Yes , sir. " "Well , wo don't want impressions , sir. What wo want is facts before this jury f-a-c-t-s , sir , facts ! " "Tho witness will please state facts hereafter , " said the judfre , while the crimson came to my face. "Now , sir , continued Johnson , point ing his linger at mo , "will you swear that it was not uioro than nine conlsV" "Yes , sir. It was ten cords just " "Thorol never mind , " interrupted John son. ' 'Now , how much loss than twelve cords wore there ? " "Two cords , sir. " "How do you know there wore just two cords less , sir ? Did you measure those two cords , slrV'.xskou. . Johnsonsavagely. "No , sir , I " "There , that will do ! You did not measure it. Just as I expected. All guess-work. Now didn't you swear a moment ago that you measured this wood ? " "Yes sir " , , but "Slop , sir : The jury will note this dis crepancy.1 " .Now , sir , " continued Join.son , slowly , as ho pointed his linger almost down my throat , "Now , sir , on your oath , will you swear that there were not ten cords and a half/ " " \i's"Hir , " I answered mecldv. "Well , now , Mr. Perkins , 1 demand a straight answer a truthful answer , sir. " "T-t e-c-ords " 1 answered hesitatingly - ten - - , , tingly 'ion swear itv" " _ _ _ ( _ . " "Now , " continued Johnson , as he 8milod satirically , "do you know the penalty of perjury , sir ? " "Yes , sir. I think " "On your oath , on your solemn oath , with no evasion , you are willing to per jure yourself by solemnly swearimr that there was more than nine cords of wood ? " "Yes , sir. I " "Aha1 Yes. sir. You arc willing to per jure yourself , then ? Just as 1 though ) ( turning to the judge ; ) you see , yoiu honor , that this witness is prevaricating. Ho is not willing to swear tliatthero were more than nine cords of wood. Jt is in famous , gentlemen of the jury , such tes timony as this. " Tlio jury nodded assent and smiled sarcastically at mo. "Now , " said Johnson , "I will ask this porjnred witness just one more quotation , 1 will ask you , sir do yon know do you rnali/o , sir , what an awful a-w-i-u-1 thing it is to toll a lie ? " " \ es , sir , " I said , my voice trembling. "And knowing this , you swear on your solemn oath that theio were about nine cords of woodv" "No , sir I don't do anything of " "Hold on , sir ! llow do you know there werojiiht nine cords ? " "I don't know any such thing , sir j M "Aha1 j'ou don't know , then ? Just as 1 expected. Anil yet you swore you dli know. Swore you measured it. In fa moiis' ' limitlcmcn of the jury , whai Bhall wo do with this perjurer ? " "Kilt 1 " "Not a word , sir hush ! This jury shall not bo insulted by a porjuror. " "Call the next witness ! " This is why I am keeping books in r lunatic asylum. Can Never Ho Kitten * A ulii , In society's illz/y , howlldoilni ; whirl "i oti'ie ahvujb quito certain to liud Tlui fnity-year malilon ; that pushliw old trlrl To her loss of attractions quite bllml ; She oucht to rouiembcr when out 'wonss HID men \Vlllt her sulcliorlnc amlrl ; or slRh , Tlio tabbies etui never he Kittens apiln , And thuy'io wasting their time when the ; try I There's the ballet Kill , too , much maligned b ; tlui press , In its bitterest cynical strain ; llow the luiiRthot her > ears uud her shoit ricss of dress Seem to till nil the critics with pain I Hut eiltica bhuuld think , uni tliey taku up th pen , That the poor thine cnn't help looking wry I'or tubhlcs can novel bu lilteiirt n alu , Andlhey'io wabtini ; thulrtimu when the : try I Thoio's the bachelor , nlso , completely passe Who Incessantly jilays nt gullaut ; AVho waltzes In such a. rltllculuiis way Ami i'outit : f Iris essays to enchant ; Tills ouu slmi'le fact seems to bo past hi ken ; That he's now reached the sweet by nud b ; AVheru tabbies n.iu never 1'i' ' Uittuns ncalti , And they're wabtliij , ' thuli time whcu the , try I .Mr , Foster Dltlu'r Hire Out. Hallimore American : About a year bi1 ford thu death of the noted Charley Fetor tor , who was the hitli ; priest of spiritual ism in this country , \Mr. McLean , th owner of the Cincinnati Kiuimrer , visits the roon.3 of Foster , and tlio follywiiij is an ixbstruct of their dialogue ; "Is it fruo , Mr. Foitnr , thatyou cnn sc vrlmt js to us uuscoiiJ Could you tell th variiiMs curds m n pack whicli I luish flmlHo1 "Jt is till Iruo.'fcii'.d ' the modum. : "Head ug R pack of curds is one of the easiest nets in the world to mo. " "Aro you n wealthy man , Mr. Foster M "Wolf , if nn Income of $10,000 , n. year argues wealth , then I mu wealthy , " ho replied. "Would you bo willing , Mr. Foster , to ivo mo voiir entire services , 5n the evenings - ings only , for 920.000 n year ? " "Why , certainly , my dear sir ; your proposition ' transports me. What must 1 tlov' ' "Kiiiiply como with me to the f.iro rooms of various citio ? nnd toll mo what is the next card in the cue box.1 Why He Didn't Spank the Hoy. On n bench In the ( jardon my wceplm ; small bov Snmr wlllow-tlt willow-tit willow. And 1 nslied him : "Why w III you the neigh- hois itiinov With your wlflow-tll .willow tit wil low'1 Do you find It amusing or nro you In pain' . ' I'lcnso stop It at otico and don't ilo It again , " .Still ho plrrclngly howled , while tears felt Illtn rain Oh , willow-tit wlllow-tlt willow. My nerves nnd my patience wcro really worn out With his willow-tit willow-til willow. So 1 picked tin n shiiiKlosunielcntly stout ; Oh , willow--tlt willow tit willow. Across my left lneo thu Rail child Hid 1 Illntr , Kemarkim ; : "Nnvv fottltwith explain me tlliS tlllllL' . Or I'll clvo vntt sullieionl occasion to sins Oh , wlllow-tlt willow tit willow. " 'Oh ' , popper , please don't 1 Do , do put me down , Ohl willow-tit wlllow-tlt willow ; You l.n Jw that you promised you'd btiug mo ft0111 town. Oil ! willow tit wlllow-tlt willow. To brlmt mo n watch , u watch that would KO , And tick , and keep time , and I wanted it M > ; iVnd vou went ami lurgot it , oh I iluar me I Oh I oh I Oh ! wlllow-tlt willow-tit willow. " A hi en t-3I tiulcd HOB'S. Boston Record : A man isn't to blame if ho is young. And "that reminds mu , " ntiropos * . that the. artists say that Mr. CJhtise , the artist whoso exhibition made tin impression here , wus betrothed ju his early youth , lie is very absent-minded now , ecreyiously so , though lie is far from old , One ttw two or three ladies visited his studio in New York and looked nt liis now pictures. When tlioy had gone ho said to a brother artist who'was in the room : "II seemf lo me 1 have seen one of those ladles somewhere before ; the .small one ; rather pretty. " "Why , don't you remember ? " returned his friend ; "that's the girl yon were en gaged to before you went to Holland. " Ijll'o Insurance. hlfo Insurance men i em hid us , Wo can make our wives .sublime , And departing leave behind us Widows woithy ot our time. Wo will give them snob a homl-olT On the lite Insurance plan. That when wodop.irtlnc end oft' They can scoop some other man , A Great Scheme. An opera-house manager in Ohio has a great sehemc. jlo lias the following notice posted in his lobby ; " ( tun'lemen1 Cloves may be had upon application to the usher. Please do not leave your seats. " _ lie Hail a l'rel'oroioo. Atlanta Constitution : There is a story told that one day. not far from Atlanta , a young man , alter listening to a certain preacher pound and expound tno scrip tures for two hours , arose and started to leave the church. The preacher stopped short. "Young man ! " tie said. The young man slopped. "If you'd rather go to hell than hear mo preach , just go on ! " "Well , " replied the young man , after a pause , " 1 believe I'd rather ! " and out he went. Harmony unit Discord. ' JVcwi l"oJnniOiu / Journal. iiKrom : M.vmtiAOi : , She sines a beautiful M > j > iauo .Most every nltfht. And plays the upright grand uiiMio To hib delight. Beside the Instrument ho lingers , The lovely midden' * fnir lingers Khish o'er the key-i. And thinks such happiness he never Hot inn on joyed ; What lll s to linger there forever IMiss unalloyed. Al > 'Tiii MAIIIIIAOK. What bniiKlni ; on the giana piano I Well , I'll bo blessed ! You think th.it you can sing soprano ? tii o us a re.it. Pcihnps you think your voice delicious ? " 1'ih , miodncs'i knows ! 1'ou'd bolter RO and wash your dishes And darn yoiu hose. You think that you'ro a player , mavboV You are , no doubt ! Como down and mind your bqualliug baby , I'm going out. Kanilly Arknimw I'm vu lor : "I have about como to the conclusion that no man is good enough for even a passably good woman , " said the proprietor of the Coon range all-sorts store , aa ho glanced at a lank fellow who had just maito a disas trous raid on a bo * of mutches. "Every man has an easier time than his wifo. " " 1'vo thought of that a thousand times , " replied old man ( Jatowood , known through the neighborhood as Lazy Sam , " 1 know that I have an ca.sior time ili-m my wife , but I'm bringing the thing down miiility nigh equal now. 1 don t bolluve i in allowing a woman to mighty nigh kill herself at work , lot mo tell you , and for some time I Imvo boon shaping my points M ) that bho won't have such a hard time. " "Equalizing it , eh ? " "That's exactly what I'm doin' , gentle men. Last year my po' wife bad to chop allthu wood and fotoh all the water. " "And you ha\o relieved her of that , eh1' Well , partly ; she only has to chop the od now. My boy has got big enough to tote the water. I toll you what's n fact , a man ought to think of these things. " bonator .lonrn lioonih .Mlnmir Mtoolcn New York Star. Senator John T. Jones , of Nevada , is spending a few days at the Hollmun. Ho is looking re markably well , ami it is easily to bo soon Iron ) the happy expression of his fam : that ho is again in easy circumstances. Only n short time ago ho was ? :5,000,0i'j : ( worse on" than nothing , and now ho i. = again froveni ! times a millionaire. He has just made several millions out of the reeont inoroaso in California mlninp stock. Ho has but roconMy returned from California and says the mining ov oitumont is still at fever boat. Mlniii" stocks are still advancing. Consolidated Virginia stock that sold for * 10 a month ago is now quoted at $30.While we are taking out a good deal of mineral1 said the senator , "it does not justify sucli a largo ineroaso in thu price of stocks. Kvury class of people out tliero are given to stoek speculation , and the revival in mining has sot them wild. It was goner er ally suppo--ul that the Consolidated Virginia had been exhausted. Hofo.ru it turned out f3 Kt.MO.OOO I could have pur chased it for ? IW,000 , and after that 1 could have bought it for $50,000. And just think , the mine only covers l.tHK hquaro fuet of ground. No , mining in California has not buon as prolitabjo fui many yours us it lb to-day.1 A Kiir.i : and easy nxpnotoration Is produced duc-ed by a tow do es of Dr. J. II , Me- Lean's Tar Wine Lung linlii ) , in nil oasci of lioiirseno.-id , core thrcnU or dilliuuitj of WAR AND RUMORS OF WAR Europe on the Threshold of a Long and Bloody Conflict. RUSSIA REMAINS HESENTFUL. Old National Grievances Itpinem- boreil Armies rtinl Navlei Ilenily i'or Action "Tho Xc\t Wlml That Ulow.o , " I2tc. WAIISAW , Jan. 1. tforrespondcnco of the 1JKK.1 According to appearances , the coming spring will see the beginning of that great continental war , winch has been .anxiously and fo.ir- fully oxpeelod since 187- ) , but never with nearly so great rt semblance of probabil ity as ut the present moment , hvory na tion in Europe is arming or is armed for the fray , and as this condition of armed expectation cannot last eternally , but one of two solutions is admissible : either a general eonlliot or suuuiversal ilUarin- amont , and ns no power dare * to lake the initiative of the latter measure , wo must conclude that there will be trouble , although no one pretends to deny that , even to the victors , the consequences of war must bo ruinous. Hi political , social and military circles here , not the faintest hope-of preservation ot poaeo is entertained , invasion and bat tle are the lliomo of all conversations ; no one talus or thinks of aiiglitolsenotwith- ing all the attractions ollerod' by the court balN , by the theaters , bv a host of learned professors who discourse-on lla- Delais and Cu'tho and Moliere. Court balls aijd theaters and lecture rooms are crowded , but , for nil that , the ono pre dominating idea is war. the onu anxious question is : Where will the lirsl shut be lired ? Is the public wrong in its preoccupa tions , or are the rmnorn hoard on all sides the precursors of a tempe.sl , are wo on thu eve of ono of those conflagrations whieh must change the face of Europe's map ? iSo human being can reply with certainty , no ! not even the Sphynx of Merlin ; but , certainly , the prospect is dis heartening to humanitarians , and it is only right and proper that the situation should bo laid betoro America , the ono irition on the globe which U not likely to lie drawn into the conlliet , the only na tion which can profit by its complications and consequences. KL'VilAN Dll'I.OMACV. The nulgariuntjuestioii is the nominal Marling point of the present ombroglio , and ItusAian action in the Halkan penin sula may bo the spark which must lire the train. Hut the controversy ; who shall bo king' KS merely a pretext ; Rus sia hunkers now as she has hankered ever since the days of the great Cather ine after the possession 01 Constanti nople ami Constantinople llu-isia pro poses to have , spite of all oDpo.silion. Uu sia is a power which moves steadily onward toward her objective , halting sometimes on her way , but never draw ing buck. Her tsar , has , so far , hesitated to occupy Bulgaria with liis legions. Ho feared that anv direct memu-o against Constantinople might , as for his grand father , in 18.T , give cause for tin ; coali tion hostile to bus projects , and ho felt that tiio opposition ot allied ( ieimany , Austria and England would be an obsta cle almost insurmountable , to their realization. Hut that obstacle ; has disappeared. Russian diplomacy has won another victory ; the Millan has promised his benevolent neutrality , and ( Jerinany in oxchiyige for a carte' blanche in the direction of the Vo gos , has given Alex ander 111 cai'to-bluneho in the direction of the lliumus. Austria then stands alone in the fae.o of the northern colob- sus , who e generals are not at all dis heartened , because there exists a possible eventuality of the co-operation of the. British Hoot. In short , the occupation of Bulgaria and Roitmania I mean Ron- mama anil not I'oumulia is decided upon in principle. I will go farther The con centration of the Russian troopsbetween the I'rnth nnd the Dnieper is an accom plished fact. The mass of the Russian army is at Kilcumell' , as it was just pre vious to the campaign of IS" , and two other eorpi , one at Kominiec , the second a little to the south ot Warsaw , are pre pared to attack the [ Carpathians , Aus tria's main bulwark on the oa-a , which , if carried as it must be , will form the in- yader's > base ot operations in Ciallieia. AN Ainiv or 1,700.01)0 ) At tins same lime , the Russian Hoot , ready for service at present , at Odessa , jNieoluieh" and Sebastopol , will transport ( lie Bulgarian corps ot occupation to Botirgus and Varna , which hitter fortress , though formidable if garrisoned by good troops , in not likely to oiler much resist ance , the mass of the Bulgarian army and the great majority ol its officers being absolutely Rus ophilist. It is hoped , in military circles , that the passage - sago of the Dardanelles by the British Hoot can bo anticipated anil prevented , but , in case tlmsn provisions bo not rea. li/.ed , tlio fortifications recently con" struetod at all the exposed points on the Euxino , are .sullioiont to keep Britannia from doing much mischief there. The principal lighting maybe expected in ( iallieia , and in its plains the immonsit numerical superiority of the Russian army will assure its eventual vietoiy , al though the Karpathian line will be .stul > - bornly defended. What Austria' * mili tary resources aiq , I am un.iblo to .state , but we may take it for granted that she can muster nothing like tiio 1,700,00 , ) men whom Russia can put into the Held at once , without making any call upon her reserves. A few ligurcs will sullleo to .show Hus- wa's strength. Active army , on the peace establishment : I' l regiments of line in fantry , oueh ot ft battalions ; 7 battalions of light infantry ; Xti regiments of cav alry ; 70 brigades of artillery , oaob of (1 ( batteries of1 guns1J ; her o-artilery ! batteries ; s brigades ot engineer troops ; 13 parks of engineers. On the war foot ing : 214 regiments ot line infantry of I battalions , uaoh of 1,10) ) men , in all M ) < ! battalions and ti'.m.ODO ' rank and lilo 7'J.OOO light inlantry ; OO.O'JO ' cavalry ; ; ) < ] regiments of Cossueks or SM.OiiO troop ers ; 70 brigades of artillery ot 0 bat- lories , eacli of 8 guns , or it.ills guns and 78,000 men ; 13 her o artillery and gun battorio.s , IWO guns and HHM ( mini ; engineer corps , 8 brigades and : ) } parks with UO.OOO men. In till , ready for im mediate mobilisation l.KiO.OCO troops , tu which can bo added the army of the second end line composed of troops of all arms and numbering 007'iOD men , and in case of need , tiio nssnrvo army of 011,700 men , and the provincial army the equivalent of the ( iorinan Landsturm M3)OOC ) troops , of l.l''O battalions levied in Rus sia and Poland , and 200 battalions ol 1,000 mon each irom the Asiatic prov- inouv I am ready to admit Unit there may bo some exaggeration in tho-jo esti mates , but , not , nmc.li , and 1 will mention that they are accepted a- > being acourate | > .V ( iormau.y , who is always admirably informed us to the situation of her neigh bors. Tin : OZAII MIANS : utJsixuss. That Russia moans business is abso lutely certain , ami , if Austria oppose ; Russia's sohcmos in the Balkan peninsula , Austria must boar the coiiseimoncui alone ; the may have some help froir Lnglamt , but Mio has naught to hopofron : the Germans , who , I repeat , huvo re celved and given oarto-ulaucho. The peace of TiUilt is revised against Franco the European continent is to bo divider between the two empires of ( icrmaio and lUissia. And yet , although hero it u conlldontially expected that thft Morn will break tiiniultuncoiinly in tluiuust aiu in thu west , I liaye my doubt-i that wi shall sue , for sometime yet , the Teutonic hocdc. on their route to I'uris .rav.nci ( poling her iuteriority will inui ; fuel concessions tliat n conflict must bo forced upon her , before shi > - jll consent to draw the sword. Ami besiilufe , in spite of the cordial relations between the cabinetsof St. Petersburg and Berlin , iiotwithstand. ing the llattery and nltention lavished upon the ambassador of the two powers , by the courls to which they arc no- crcilited , notwithstanding the manifesto In whicli M do ( tiers , breaking with all Russian ministerial traditions , announces iirbi ct or ! > i. his svtupithies : with Ger many , I do not believe that the tsar will consent to that linal dismemberment of France which must cienle a permanent peril for his own empire and destroy the only counterpoise possible to absolttto German supremacy m Kuropo. Alexan der 111. is Inn mo t vacillating of sovereigns eigns , nnd ho is ready to demolish any day the idols of his'ovo's adoration. That , if not tv pixitivo alliance , at least n distinct utulor.standing with Franco was about to be eomrlctcd is beyond till doubt , but Ilio fall of the Freycinet cab inet furnished to France's cne.mics incon testable evidence of the instability of any French government , and fooling that whoever might bo M. do breycinot's successor , no reliance can bo placed in engagements- which risk repudiation by thu short-sighted demagogues who now misrule Franco , Russian policy lias nat urally drifted into a hostile channel. TIII.V AVI u. AM. nuiiT. And yet the feeling of abhorrence for Germany is general amon" Russians ; it s the inborn halo of raee which through all time , have been antagonistic ; it is Iho struggle between the Slny and the Ton- toil , which began by the russilieation of the Haltic provinces of the Russian empire - piro , and which must fatally , inevitably , though mayhap the catastrophe bo tem porarily iiiliourned , culminate in war. Read Iho Russian newspapers , nnd es pecially the Moscow Gazette , the organ of tin1 1'niislavist party , of whicli Mr. Kntkoll' is the chief , and you will ae- knowledge that though tlto otlieial Gov- i > rmiientMcs engor was ordered to Dour oil upon tlio troubled waters , the tinli- German campaign is continued as vigor ously as over. Thu chief editor of the Moscow Ga/.ettu holds 'i position and en joys a prestige which is without its equi valent in the whole world ; tlievc.ill Rat- Koll'the. "Vice Kmiiuror , " in Russia , and he merits the title. " Kutkoir's dream is Sl'v ; omnipotence , nnd Germany being an obstacle , must eventually , if not immedi ately , be fought and beaten. Anti now comes Iho question which no one can answer advisedly : Can the con flict be locnli/i'd ? Probably it will not ho locali/.ed , but this must depend upon , the duration 01 the Hist Austro-ctmipnign. Should it 1)0 all over in six weeks' time likn that of Sadowa , thu hatchet may again bo buried until Kmporor William's death , but should hostilities bo prolonged , every nation in the whole world must be drawn into thu s-u-ug < rlo , either in self-do- fence or for the gratification of their am bitious or their rancors. 1 Germany may not budge so long as Russia is satisfied to boat , not to despoil , her enemy ; but should Austria be in vailed elsewhere than in Gallicia , Germany will come to her ally's aid , and say : Thus far shall lliou go , and no further' ! And il is not sure that Russia will be moderate. And if Germanv mows , so will Franco ; and so must Denmark : , who has a revenge to take ; and Belgium , whoso ter ritorial neutriliiy will not be rvspceled ; and Italy who wants : i number of things and will lluovv in with tlio partner likely to pay best ; and Sp.un , on general prin ciples , and Turkey and Greece , ono of which wants to obtain , and the oilier lo retain , Kpirus and Mnqudonia ; and the Serbians and the Montenegrins , and the Alb minus , tlio = o potty nationalities of .Slavonic anu i'elnsgitwi onir'm which gravitate around the thj'ono of the Grout Vv bite Tstir.liku satellites , around a planet. Tire ways of diplom.iuy are as curious us those ol l.rot liana's llonthcn Chinee ; tlio events ot to-morrow may change everything , but tlio most consistent optimist must admit that the outlook , for the new year is dark ami discouraging T. C. A KUtKM ) IN NEliO. An Unknown 3J n Who Appeared to Kossiiili in nil Km ( ! ! IMIOV. In the lasl.volumoof his memoirs Loui.i Ivo s ; th relates an incident which oc curred immudiali'ly alter Iho lliingaritiii icvoltition of 1S-K Ivossnth h-id lied to Widilin , andwith a companionwas in dnngor of being handed over to tlio enemy unless a loiter could bo immediately dispatched to Lord 1'alm- ei'ston , bogging iiis intervention. KosVtith goes on to sav : While wo wore thinking over how Ibis could bo iloni ) , a man entered my apartment a typical r.nglisu tignre , with hi * jitit pushed back over his forehead , an im mense umbrella nndur lii.s arm , covered with dust and lookinguvcocdingly weary. 11 could bo easily see : , that he had jttsl come from .1 long journey. "Good day , gentlemen ! " ' 'Good day. .sir ; can wo oblige you1' " I have come Irom India to light for Ilio freedom of Hungary , it looks as if I had como too late. " " Unfortunnluly , lee late. Take a chair. " lie sal down , pushed his hat still further back , wiped the perspiration from his forehead , placed his umbrella between his legs , and busied himself with cleaning his liiigor-nails Henningson whispered lo me : "Wo have already a courier who won't stand still until ho's in Iowuin < r street. " " \ \ honi do you moan ? " said 1. "Thai man there , llu is an Knglisli- man , and that is enough. " Ho stepped up lo him , and lapped him on llie shoulder. "Sir ! " "Whtil is Ihu matter ? " " ( s your pnssporl in order ? " "Ves. " "JJavo you moneyV" "Wc.ll , the matter is so" ( and hero ho explained Iho circumstances ) , "Wo re quire a 111:111 : who will Havel to London without stopping and without sleeping , and who will nut rc.st until ho has placed this letter in Lord I't.lnierston's hands. Will you do that1' Thu bravo Englishman jumped UP from his chair , reached mu his Imiiil , and merely said : "Where i the lottorV" 1 gave U to him , he piu.il in his knap- stick , drew his hat down over his cars , took ln.s umbrella utulor his arm , and said : "All right ! goud-by"nnd ho rushed out. out.in loss khan n quarter of an hour I hoard the sound ot horses' hoofs on tlio slieot , and thciy ho was with a servant , riding duo west He took advanttigi ) of the quickest route , tmd did not rot till ho had put my loiter in L'nlniur n'd hands. Hie leiter ttNo had the desired effect. ; 1 was traveling ! ! ) Niagara , in America , our tram .stopped at | i station to allow an other train to pas.m the opposite direc tion. At ihodcsiriiof tiio pu'iplo 1 stepped to the carnage window. A man's arm was uxti'iuleil to mo iruni a window ol the other train , and lY.ichodmu a visitinj : card. 1 look it and road : "Mr. Roger Uasomont , " with the words written in pencil"I gave I'nlincraton the \ \ iddin letter * " Thus 1 learned the name of tin man , bill never heard anything more ol him afterwards. Had Him v11 " ' " "ip. Wall Street News1A Cincinnati spec ulator wont over into Kentucky to lool at an oil spring which a farmer claimed to have discovered on jus laud. Sure enough , the snrfucu of ttio water was covered with oil , and oil could bi traeoti along a crook fur a mile , "Well , what do you think ? " quoriet the furiuorafter along investigation. "Why , 1 think you IMVO used aboul three bacru's ' ot petroleum around hero , " replied thu eamtulisi. "Humph Thut i.bows haw awful slum you ar l 1 Oidu'l .v > e but one and i I alf. THE DOMAIN OF WOMAN , fragments of Oheor and Oonsure for the Fair and Frolicsome , THE CARE OF THE HANDS. Tnlcntctl Git-lit nnil the Ctirso of tjn/.l- nosa d Clever YOHIIK Journalist Tlio Secret of IJcnitty null tlio lilcnl Woman. AH Itlcnl Woman. A Ocm From the IHau of "Clt A woman fair r or It Is woman's province to bo fair And yet whose beauty Is her smalh-st craoe : No mail-clad Amazon with helmet and spear ; Her only shield ; her native Innocence. The charm of gentleness Is round her head , The light of truth Is In her steadfast eyes ; Her Kiiimcut tlio white robe of chastity , While ehai ity of all the virtue * ipioou- - Sits on her brow. Fearless In well-doinc ; In soirow strong ; Healer of wounds , alllletlon's minister ; More Rood than nlous ; just a Httlo hllnil To moiul weakness ; a woman horn. Affecting not to scorn a woman's fate ; At peace with destiny ; her husband's crown , Cheerful of stilt it , empress ot bur homo ; In presence tender , and In absence true ; One who , In traverslnc life's common way , ( llads every heart and brightens every eye. One In wnoso wake the beaten tiaek apnears A little greener wheie her feothavo tioil 'That's my Ideal. Tnlonu tl lint Ija/.y. Now Orleans Picavuno : The town is full of talented girls who will never amount to anything because they are. so well content with being simply talented. These girls will never bo able to take a prominent place in any profession or in dustry without which all the talent under the sun is not worth a copper groat. Tal ent is the unhewn block of marble , in dustry istlio chisel that may convert it to the perfect statue. The philoso phic writer of "Our Picayunes" say.s tliat industry boats genius at everything except the making of real poetry. Talented girls < vho sire too la/.y to accomplishanythingoxoopl by inspira tion are often not only tiio victims of their own false idea that talent is better limn a developed muscleor trained mind , or methodical workbut of the ill-advised praise of relatives and friends. A smart girl wants encouragement , not , merely praise. She wants tliat sort of encour agement that if site wills to work she can bo and do anything that is gro'it , nnd noble , and possible to human en deavor , Many a smart girl re mains a slouch ami a snialtcror all her days because of the exaggerated ideas of Ifer own ability , not capability , she receives from those who should have known bolter. A talented girl of eighteen can play the piano , but n < H well enough to keep the honest attenlion of a room ful ot people. She can dabble in paints , but not we.ll enough to make her pictures worth framing. She can write romances , but none good enough for publication. The c are her nossibilitios. They speak fairly well for her at eighteenand friends predict a brilliant future for her. But at nineteen and twenty she neither plays , nor paints , nor writes any belter than she did at eighteen. She has spent her days in idle , ambitious dreamings of what she would like to do. Her mind runs slug gishly , she is iirunk with the stupor of laziness. She is tin enormous reader of novels , bill finds oven the magazines "too solemn" f'jr her mind and taste. Yictimucd bv homo adulation she has quit her piano-pructicinir , neglected her .studies , abandoned her drawing-book , and she ends by doing nothing ill ah. Her mother has loved her too well to allow her to make abed , sweep a room , Keep U ] ) any routine of duties or studios , and ( lie result is failure. Admiring friends fall oil' , sorry and disguMod. A la/.y young woman is as unlovely a sight : is a slovenly one. A girl of eighteen , u talented girlneeds at herolbow : i mother or a guardian who shall unceasingly and earnestly inspire her with an ambition to take always and ever an npwaid step. Itcndini : I'or Girls. Girls' literature , writes Emily S. Bou- Ion in tlio Toledo Blade , should help make women , thinking , helpful , earnest women , and if , as has boon well said , "in choosing tlio books tliat boys shall road it is necessary to remember that wo are choosing the mental food for the future chiefs of a great race , it is equally impor tant not to forget , in choosing books for girls , that wo are choosing mental food tor the future wiyes and mothers of that race. " Tlio girl's work for the common woalot humanity is quite as important as that of her brother , and the necessity that her brain diet be well chosen quite as great. Of course , this selection of books for the young involves careful supervision and unceasing labor. It demands the careful examination of whatever you place in their hands to rouluml : a watch fulness whieb mtis't not bo so open as to irritate , in order that literature of a per nicious kind may not stray into their possession , and lay tlio foundation of a taste tliat it will ho dillioiilt to eradicate. A wise discretion , however , will not place all stories or novels under a ban. Ivven wore tlieso not tlioso that insensibly lead lo high aims and lofty purposes , it would bo holler to put voluntarily before them such as have no inlluonoootlior than that of cnturtainment than to arouse op position by arbitrary ruling. Yet this is not necessary when some of the most ac complished writers of the day are en gaged in contributing to children's litera ture. Certainly no boy or girl could read ono such book as Mrs. Uuniott'.s "Little Lord I'aiiiillrroy without feeling the childish hoiii't inspired to beautiful thoughts loading to pure living. TinCnro of lltn llnnd * . All the English princesses , as well as the queen hersidf , have remarkably beau tiful hands , white , with rosy nails , and this ia said to bo tlio result of exquisitely careful treatment. The hand now is very much considered everywhere , indeed , and there is no reason wliy both boys and "iris should not nay dainty attentions tu thoirfi. The American hand is more doli- onto than the Kiilish ; hand , just a.s our foot and joints are all smaller. Wo are the raco-hor.se , tlioy the heavy and thu stouter animal. Hut American linger- nails are not so beautiful as the Kn < ; lisli linjornail , wliioh is a feature liy iisolf. ICu lish nails are rosy and slndl-like , Kitnt clean , and cut to a rounded hut Hlijhtj.y ; ta ] > erin point in tlio centro. Tim .skin tit the luM > of the mul is carefully pushnd back to show the on.y.x. .ir lltllo whitiJ half-moon. With jiorsonb who takejroal care of the nail the onyx develops every day morn and mon ) . It is always observ able in a well-kept Knjxlish lin or-imfl. The perpetual washmir of the hand in Kri land , uartioiilarl in Lumlnn , where thu water is hard , tumid to roiifjlinn thu liuinl , so that youiiii cirl-s .soiiuitnno- wear do.'j-hkin ylovos or prciiarml t'ninuli "loved at nijlit to soften the hand. Ulyc.erinoanil rosewater , cold cream. Mini washing thu hand with almond nowdci aio all reported to abroad for bcautityin > j the liund. The Ainoricun nail is apt to dry ami break easily. VnBulIno rubbed on tin nails after washing : the hands will do n world of K ° ° d to dry nails. It is well , il the nails are \ \ nami \ row budly , t ( follow the Kn li&h fabhlon , and tun iloy a manieuro for a tiino , Tn ! > sj ( adroil uroluvionala lir.st butlic lh < ( mini a long time m hot watur , tlnn.tli seivSDrs auit knivus clean mil mil tin vuijsj yciiiQve ihuuue.riUioHs sU u uii ni the uuj.\\l.cu ' \ } > uluh Ihu n.i..i w.Ui ; uuckskln nnd fine powder , washing the hand nc.iln in hot water with soap ; then drying them carefully Ihoy polish Iho nails with a fine brush. Again they rub Iho naih with a rosy miRont to R'IVO them a line tint and then with tlio hand to sug gest n cem-likn polish. Since the now science of reading char acter by tlio handwriting has como in it is even said that the care of the nails aflocts the handwriting. Tnc long : almond-shaped nail ts a great support to tiio middle finger which guides the pen. Ono can hardly imagine a person with negleefed liugcr-miils writing the long , graceful Knglish hand which is characteristic of the great ladies ot London. In old tunes , when CJuoon Anne bit her finger-nails , the Knglish nail wa.s not what il is how. All Queen Victoria's uncles 'had finely- shaped hands and almond finger-nails ; p erhaps thnl bronchi them info fashion. r"a hion oxurUu potent intluencoon man , savngo or civilixed. lint no girl should over use bisumthor anv pigment to maku her hands artificially wh'.te ' , for that fill * In the pores of the skin , ami is dirty and dangerous. A Clever Ynune Miss Jeaiicllo Gilder is n woman who has made for herself a very enviable place in journalism , says Iho Now York World. She founded and has carried to n definite success n weekly journal , The Critic , which was an experiment ami something quite new in its aim and scope. Ot her career anil her experiences in the various departments of newspaper work she writes in a pleasant , frank , manly fashion. Personally Miss Gilder is a curious combination of feminine and masculine .trails. She is passionately fond of children and is devoted to Iho pretly infants of her brother , the. poet ; in social lite she is entirely feminine , nnd is quito what any other clever , sweet- tempered woman would be. But in her ollico she is utterly changed. A woman who had occasion to meet her them once gave vnther tin amusing description of her own emotions on Iho occasion. "I went into Ilio fresh , bright , sunny little oll'ico. " she said , "possessed by a good deal of curiosity lo sec this clover woman of business. She was sit- tinir til her desk looking over letters and rose courteously at oueo. She is quito tall and rather slim , with a largo , strong , pale and not unhandsome face , and just a slight resemblance to Richard Watson Gilder , of the Century , I scarcely no ticed her clothes nt first , except that they were dark and plain , bill ns wo sal nnd talked 1 grew more and more interested in noting that outward and visible sign of the inward and spiritual tendencies in woman. It was n cold tUy ami Miss Gilder had come in but n moment before me , so thai she had not yet laid aside her oulcr coal , a long , dark ulster. Il was un buttoned and thrown back , however , with Iho white silk handkerchief , such as are commonly folded by men about their throats under the edge of Ihc overcoat in winter. Her skirts wore also of a dark , minglcd-lookim : slut ) ' , and kilted plainly to Hie waisl wilh no overdress. The waist was a half lilted sack cpal with the cut at Iho lliroal similar loilial of a man and wilh Ihesame pockets , Under it was a close-litling waistcoat in wliioii wore watch and chain ; a plain stand ing collar ami cravat were entirely masculine in tone. I got so interested in noting the lillle dolttrls that Iiscarcely ou sel-veil what she was saying. I even noticed thai she wore wide cull's with heavy link-buttons and a seal ring , and when she began to look in her pocket for her handkerchief I almost held mv breath with the keenness of my curiosity to see what ort it would bo and almost lai'ghod ttloud when it proved to be , .is I hail half anticipated , u plain , large square of hemsUtehod China silk. " The. masculine attire of Miss Gilder is nol worn with any ostentation and people ple meeting her on the street would scarcely notice il. She wears il during her business because she really works very hard nnd has to have complete physical ease to concentrate her mind on nor labor * . Hardly any arrangement of fashionable feminine dress will do Mini1 , tlio arms throat and wai-it tire all more or less cramped and confined , and Ibis- clover young journalist does nol allow any unreasoning prejudice to stand in the way of complete equipment for her work. The T MinyHonlu : > Type or Girls. Oakland ( Cal. ) Tiibuno ; Tennyson is lasting. His girls are all of golden hair. So are his men , for that matter. Hut wo respect his cold , golden-haired girls. Wudon'l love thorn. Tlioy send u chill through you ; yet il ia a respecta ble jhill. They are girls that you would like to liuvo for .sisters. Ho is the poet who lias evolved from icy respectability Iho trirl of blonde hair , lull , gentle , whom you can worship for nothingness of brain , but largo , palo aristocracy of manner , and you could go out ot the world of death without regret of her ; but you would know that she could bo trusted not to violate the gentlest nicely of life. Such a girl Tennyson has put into his poems. Shakespeare created Miranda : Tennyson has created the girl Tlio SecrolH of noauty. This earing for bounty , says a lady in the New York Star , and the cultivation of it has become a tad to wliioh the bitosl French biting , that is infoutc , is very ap plicable. Mademoiselle walks , eats , bathes , perfumes , powders , rouges , drcs.sos , all with Iho thought of her special stylo. Now , Dolly , this is all very well if they would only keep quidt about it , but they don't. Ol course they hardly ever toll it to men , but wherever a dove party is you will bo Hiiro homo woman will bo telling somclhlni' to brighten the eyes , or make thorn look larger , to make ; firm the flesh , to mcnmsn or decrease it. Some of the old customs the. ( .simplest , by tlio bye are decid edly tlio best. ( Now 1 urn speaking from the authority of a muster. ) For dtirU- oycd women , n touch of rougd I man dl titoly under the eyes , will enlarge thorn , deepen their color , and make them Jltisli more ; bill a dash of rouge does not mean all that is in the box. and it does mean the careful hading oft' with a bit of soft linen , following the bh.ipo of llm oyo. Woman talk about rouging the ears Ihis is non.scnsi ) . Whenever rouge is used the lobiin ol the oars and the tip of Iho chin should always bo touched with it , beoiiiiso when a woman llushos they always grow a little rosy. For the eyebrows the very knowing woman rubs them with a little tinetuni of canthurides once a week , then with thu tip of her tinker and Homo vaseline their bhupu is distinctly followed. She al.-o knows that i ubbiiig the eyes much will destroy Iho boaulof Iho luihi'.v On iiur toilet bland .sho keeps a bottle ol olu oil , thii is USIM ! whenever the fuco is a litllo rough , to increase the si/.o of the bust , on which it is rubbed by hiral ovcry night , the proper outline being followed , and it is also ohoson fur tlio liamN. diluted with a little ro.su-wntcr. For tt feverish breath she uses u lew drops ot camphor in u glass of water as a gargle , while jt her nose is red and aim traccri it to a duturmination to umt.tt her waist sm.ill the camphor Is also applied to it and she avoids all highly apicul food for a little while. Tim professor ol the art of beauty no\cr tidvi.scd early rising and ivgAnU the oarlv bird uhw as ouuur.y pornieiou * to good looks. lUautlfnl vvomon should sleep , and . - > leen well. Noi too much on ono : JdobtciUC : : that v/ill cause wrinklo.s about the " > c.4 and iii.iku oiu : entire side of the ligiiru lew round limn the other ; of uijiir.so , tiio mouth must bo cUm-d. uud equally of cour.-o tu ! > Kofiust of down c.mcrliil.s must b drawn over the head. Frenchwomen make their toiluU for bml with the atunc oaiv th il tin i , vo > iM fiv tin-si I''utni'l in liii * tin ) " . 'it vvi-ii.- , bi th. " 'v < uuuitu i- > re-ally aUva\ vlit .i./1. ui AJ.i xv > . , d j'-'j\ * \a in an unpleasant and unbecoming dci- habllle 01 any kind. I am sure , my Uorothv , lhat ibis is what gr.indnmmnm mount "when she used to toll us tlttlo children that wo must look sweet and pretty in bed , and Hint Kmmollno must see that Iho onliro room was In order. If wo asked a reason for tins , you know , wo wcro told that it was in case of fire n something wo coultl never quite under stand. Wo now understand what the principle was , though then it was ft inya- lory to us. The woman who wants to bo hnmlsomo ami brighl nnd allraclivo must eat well. Not necessarily much , but a great deal of discrimination should bo shown about her food , i halo that word food , it always seems so gros * . ( tame of till kinds , very underdone , salads , fruit , cutlets , egg * , and , when she likes It , roast ? , are good for a womau' * beauty , while cocoachoeo * late , and all sweet wiuop are equally de sirable. The fad for cold balhs should belong lo her brother , and for a Woman lepid or even hoi baths tire most de < ir tiblo. I am going to find you the eelo bruted prescription for virginal milk , which , put into a bath , is said to make the skin soft , white , and perfectly imro. It will make your balh look as If it worn really ono of milk , and you mighl try it just for once , ns an experiment. Hut I mustn't talk about these things all the time , and yet they are the subjects most interesting , not only to women who are .slightly passe , but to very young girls aa well. SICK headache istho bnno of nnny lives. To euro and prevent this annoying complaint use Dr. ,1. 11. McLean's L'ittle Liver and Kidney Pillets. They are agree able to take and gentle in their action. i.5 cents a vial. "All Quiet on tlio Potomac , " The saying"till qi.iot on the Potomac,1' which sprang into life during the lata war , says a writer in Iho St. Louis ( Hobo- Democrat , has passed into n proverb now common in every household. It hail n palhetic origin in Ihe poem. "All Quiet Along tlio Polomao To-night,1' , by Mrs. Ktliof Lynn Heers. The lady lived In Orange , N. .1. , when she wrote the well-known song which had many claimants ; but only one of them , Major Lamar Fontaine , of the confederate army , made any serious al- tempt to dispute Mrs. Uoor.s' statement , thai il was IIOM. Mr. ( iiternsey , for years editor of llarjicr's Maga/.me , who received Iho original copy of the lynu for the Weekly , in which it appeared ; Mr. Dtivison , author of "Living Writers of the South , " Chandler Harris ( Undo Itomiis ) , till give testimony absolutely in favor of Mrs. IJccrs. The following is an extract from a letter of hers on the subject , addressed lo Helen Kendrlek Johnson : "Tho poor picket had made so many authentic claimants and willing sponsors that I sometimes question myself whether 1 really did write it that cool September morning after reading the stereotyped announcement , 'All quiet , etc. , to which was added in line tvpe , A picket shot. ' " Mrs. IJcers was Miss Ktlielinda Klliolf , n descendant of John Elliott , apostle to the Indians. Her nom do plumo. Ethel Lynn , was easily and prettily m\de from her Sa\on Christian name. After her marriage she added her husb.tnd's name in Ilio signalure to many sweet stories of homo life , among the best known of which nru "Weighing the Huby,1' ' and "Ha by Looking Out for Mo" She died in Orange seven years ngo , on the day on which her poems wore issued in book form. LUMDAGOLAME BACK. ff-Jftrr a tarnofimrs / it itemrnls 'ennfrmlnij tnf rjflei'cg < J ft jMuba Oil uitd i/J / jjcr/naricnt cures , at c glien lefaw , , 110111 n Lumlmgo bull'urrr , Jllarrli , IRS' ' . 103 I'rlnco Ft. , Now York , N. Y. I line ] n vciy Ei'vero iittack of lumbago ; nultlhnrillynlV J trlodn botllcol fit , Jacobs Ull U relieved ; I tried uiiollier. It utred IDC. t would not be ulthput If It cost JO a bottle. ; C. C. HI1AYNK. From S.-iinu j curs I.ntcr Curril , -f 103 1'rluoo H. , Now 'i .irk , N. Y. , NOY. 1 , 1SP6. I flici rntlly cunlhm my ttntomcnt ; WKJ completely inriil. St. Jncxil'3 ' Oil In Ilia standard. I riiouuui-tiii it lor family me. U.C.SIIAVNB , A LilinliioSllDVl [ < ) lViiRUBt , 1881. 21' ' Middlesex bt , Lowell , Mnii. About i v.o months ago 1 liud tt utiti.li In Iny Li'.i'l ; , Eiitlcrod vxtrcmo bain and \u.u linnblu to leave my houm. I tried 81 , Ja- Oil. than bottle ctliwl . colw Less u me. 1UVJIJ LlWUENCB. lrrom Same 3 Ynnri T.nU-r Curuil. Lowell. Man. , Oft. SO , 1SC5. Hcvcial ycnrHiiKO 1 hiiii a aovero attack ofrliuumntlim. I trk'd tjl. Juuohs Oil nnd in H few days was cured. IUx not U tioublcd bluce. lUVil ) LAWKKNC'E. From aSuffrror at 01 September , 1870. Ktrnsbnrglj , Tuscnrnwn * Co. , Ohio. I Imvo bufu ntnlotcd with rhcunintlm for ncvcral ycnri and 1-ot DO relief until 1 utcd M. Jacobs oil. By thouauof two bottluA ( rtllcyi-d. ' / JOHN JTromS in 7 Ycurs I.utor Curoil. Btraibit.-rli'lii ; < icarKWii9 Co. , O.Ort.2. W9. I coiithiiicdUihiKyourHt.Jai.ub9 audit cured luu of novero backni b . JOllNDlhlT'EMnACHEIt. THE CIUni.GS A. VOuHLuK CO , lUUIraort , Md. J8i- All ffrtwt T'315 o fit. Jacoli Oil or Hcil fitar Cuwih Cure , u'lllby umltnu nno c il nldrnp and d / miorjif tlicircaK , teceii'4 iliVlCE FiitK , IIKEJFROBI OriATKSANDrOIUOMi SAFE. rtl SURE. ( J fr ytSi PROMPT , feH W = V ATLHCQOI3TS Kn DK I KH5. 71IB OUULCa 1. YOIU > I > 1 ( (0.UlLtlaOSC , HD. And Lovers of Well-Bred Horses , TASK : FOR SALE. A I , I , TIMi : , l > r AInmiit.TI , 1st ilum On Thiiu hy WinDniico , OHIliNt Alt NO. 11U9 , by Aluiont Mvlitiilny , ho by Miiiunt Ul , Ikt ituin Krnlcu'Uy I'untuil , rcciinl ' .ill ; hlu.iJ by llul-nni , lie liy Alo.x- llMlllT'H AlHlllllllll , ( ,1m Of Allllltllt I'fl. ' lir.O AI.II'IT. hronti nuno , mill MiinlliiK ( Illy , liy All I'liiii' . I ml iluu tu loul Aiilinilil | 17 , Id Ml'lunti CLMlllY WODIiWOlITII , hrnwn innio , liy All TurnIM dum Hi-union. 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