Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 26, 1886, Page 9, Image 9
.i > > . . , > . THE' OMAHA DAILY'BEE ; SUNDAY , JJECEMBEK 2 > , issg-T\viiSLV'ig PAGES/ B4DEAD ON BIG DINNERS , Christmas leasts in Martial Camps and Guarded Palace Halla. AND COUNTRY CUSTOMS. I'lmti I'nildltii : In Knclnml and Creole HtnllcR In Culm tlraiit'n last ClirlslmnH on Hnrtli Viilo-1/o I'nn , NBW YOIIK , Dec. 23. - - [ ( 'orrepoide.iico < ! of Iho ltii.j : : Christinas lies logothor ' .vents and clinrnclcrs and scenes and 'cars that oflon have no olhor bond ; for ncmory is a thread on which a man may tiring his many experiences at his will. i have spent Christmas in camp mid Christmas in Knglish country house ? , Christmas in a raptured town , Christmas in a pnlaco at Havana , Christinas at the white hou o at Washington , Christmas in London , dining wilh ambassadors ; Chrislmas at tlm Century Club in Now York , Christ mas In hospital wounded ; Christmas at Delmonlco' . " , Christmas atCranl'tt Jioitsc when he know ho was doomed to die. 1 hardly know which ghost or picture to summon from the past. I'AMdVS IIOMDAV TIMKS 1 can recall nt the Cenlury club in Xcw York in my narlmr days. The crowd of gav and promising men Unit gathered there when Uichard Hunt and haunt Thompson and Church and llicrntadlaml Jtootlt and Stoddurd were rollicking young follows , seems to me in the retro spect moro brilliant than any 1 have known on Ihe same spol in later years. I remember , moro than once , thai thirty or forty of us determined to see the old year out , and the hum board was stretched across the double room , ami very good punch was brewed anil very good songs were snug , and stories told iind speeches made. At midnight wo rose anil sang , "Anld Lang Sync , " and "hero's a hand and there's a liaml , " were given and exchanged. The handsome faces glowed and the lithe forms \vcro full of spirit and strength , as tint arlists and poets and orators pledged each other in all the pride and gaycty of youth and genius and ChrUluias time nearly thirty years ago. Alasl How many of those forms are bunt , or mayhap , crumbling now ; how 11111113' of those smiles have faded , how many faces are wrinkled if not forever chop-fallen ? Where bo yoiirgibosnowY your gambols ? your soiigsV your Hashes ol merriment that were wont to sot the table in a roar ? How many , now , to mock your own grin ningf WIIKN TIII : WAR mioKi : OUT I became a soldier , and there was an end to clubs and club dinners for a while. My nc.\t 'hristinas was passed in South Carolina. I accompanied Sherman on his expedition to 1'ort Koyal , and in December wont with a rcconnoitoring parly lo the interior. Returning to our cami > at Hilton Head , 1 found one of my niessmales jll with the fever of Ih'e country. His other comrades on Slier- man's stall"wcrn absent on oilier duties , but I was only a volunteer nid-dc-canii | then , without rank or pay , and could command my own time. I remained with my now friend and nursed him until ho recovered , anil that was the beginning of an intimacy of moro than twenty years. That man was Horace 1'ortor , with whom I passed many : i night on T.ybco Island , under the samp blanket , during the hiego of Fort 1'nlaski ; who shared my tent , ot 1 his cabin , all throuirh the. Wilderness campaign , and Iho long year at Citj I'oinl ; with whom under ( irant , ! inarchci : to Appomattox ; with whom 1 messed for four years afler Iho war , in Washington and who , at another Christmas ( in 18(51) ( ) , invited me lo become his groomsman. J was wounded al the time ami nimble ti travel to Albany , where the marriage look placo. My wound was in the foot , and when 1 made my excuses , I'orter , rv'itli a Hash of Iho wit that is known at n linndrcU dinner tables declared bo could hardly expect a man to stand up will : him who had lost the nso of his foot. The lir.st Christmas that ( irant spent al the while house I dined there with him others I passed , while he was gciioral-in chief , at his residence at the capital. One Christmas dinner I remember with him at the house of ( icneral ( iallatin Lawrence ronco , and once , I think wo wont to : i children's party given by Mr. Coiruli , tin Italian minister. Many a Christmas hayi i spout with the American minister ii London ; sometimes it was ( jencra not ticlioiiek , .sometimes Mr. Welsh , and once I believe Mr. 1'ierropont. Moro oflon , however , 1 look my ri.t'M iTimiM ) IN JNCIAM : > with Thomas Hughes , the author ol "Ton ; Itrown's School Days. " lie am his wife were among my earliest am latest English friends ; they hail two boys only four or live years olif when 1 lirs went to London , types of Knglisli chil dren ; ono with long golden red hair , tin other with golilcn yeJlow ; both fmr am fat , and beautiful as a vision ot fair i and. They were dressed alway : in blue , with Iho shortest of skirt and sleeves , so as to show their leg and necks and arms , and wore callci 1'ip and Plump. They had other names 1 suppose , but I never heard them ; am 1'ip and Plump and 1 were dovotci friends. There was always a plain family dinner for them at Christmas , ami a froli afterwarils , and 1 was always wclcom V- to both. There were moro children oldor--a whole brood of them - - , boys an girls but wo thrco wore the ospccia mates. Sir William Harcourt was 1113 only rival. Ho was Mr. Vernon Harcour then , and ho came , too , at Christmas , an brought presents ami lay on the Moor an gambolled with the boys. rir AND 1'i.r.Mr always returned my visitor. Iloxiug day the day after Christmas , and of hit years almost a greater festival in Kiiglau than Chrislmas itself. Wo had a nine and snapdragon afterward , and a Chrisi mas tree , ami they stayed till dark , whic comes very soon in Kngland in December comber , and then wo wont to a imnto piiine. For at all the London theatres { hero is a pantomiiia at Christmas Jonndcd on Aladin , or Cinderella , o Jack the ( Jiant Killer , or some olhe classic of Ilia nursery and gel up wilh r greal deal of euro and splendor. Truir iron cily , and ovou opera , trivo way to this en an tcrtaintncnt , ostensibly provided for th inr children , but which the elders find i lien1 necessary to supervise in very lanro mini [ ins bors. 1 confess that 1 invited half th Ohildran of my acquaintance in turn , uni \tins \ wenl Iho round of the pantomino. 1 taught Pip and Plump to hang n ; ) holr Klqokincs for the delightful legcni of St , Nicholas is unknown to Hughs ! children. To many a little friend have recited the exquisite linos. , * Kf " 'Twas the night before Christmas vo when all through the house , " and alway to rapt and attentive listeners. In returi they explained lo 1110 the mysteries o snapdragon , and darkened the root afler lunch and cama in with sheets an laml whitened faces to terrify mo , while th blue ilamos of the brandy were blazing Al ono of these frolics 1 had MIIS. NKI.I.1K UIIANT SAItTOIUS loll Mai and her eldest child , then a chubby beef oil of three years old , to uicel my Kuglis Uil allies , The grandson of ( iranl wa dressed in white , with white fiirund white shoes ; bis hair \yns long and llaxeu , and christened him "Father Chrislmas " lalu.1 wo , tkvl us 'ho stood under my green trca and picked on" the bon-bons and oranges , and blow out the candles , When 1 tirst saw his mother , a little girl of oighl or nine , th. . ; playing in front of her 'father's lent at Cily .Point , 1 little th light J bhould ever balul lo ol welcome her an Knplish matron with an Kngii h son in my own hou. oiiiKngland. lint the old fashioned Christmas that Washington In ing tells of in the Sketch Hook is no longer celebrated in England , though in the country sonio traces of the delightful fcstix al .still linger hero and there. 1 have been asl < cd to Christmas parties nt great houses where a hunt breakfast and a limit ball and a meet of the hounds formed part of the entertain ment ; but usually there arc only family reunions and children's merry-making on thcso occasions now. 1 lived , however , tor several years in ft box near London , a dowrr house in an ancient park , where I had my own little establishment and pleased myself with keeping up on a reduced scale the Christmas customs that yet survive Tim IIOIIMJ was always Imnir with holly and genuineinMetoo ; thcservants had a pres ent a piece alt around ; the children of the gardener , nnd there was a host of them , were all brought In to see the Christmas tree. Always U > my extreme delight 1 heard the waifs long after mid night , and in the morning 1 was awak ened by the children singing Christmas carols. Once I had a servants' parly at Christ mas. My coachman married the house maid , and I went to the ceremony. They were married in the parish church , just like Lord Thomas nnd Lady .lane. I remember - member that the groom had forgot the ring , but tlicv got along without it. 1 think the bride slipped on" one ofwr \ own and handed it to thu minister. Tim wed ding breakfast was laid in the house keeper's room , for my establishment was not grand enough to boast a cervanPs hall , ami as I ha-1 furn ished the cakn and this wedding down I was asked to a glass ot wine. When I unlcrc.d the room tins whole mrty rose , and 1 felt for n moment quite ! iko'an aristocrat among my retainers. .There must , have bnen half a do/.en of them , besides the guests. Hut 1 fear the nialoh was not a happy one for all thi.s splendor. I used to hear that the bride groom heal the bride , though she never complained to nnj. Twice 1 spent niiiTMA- ! rt n \ . Ono Christmas eye I passed with an American lady married to a Spanish mer chantand went through the ceremonies of i Cuban dinnerwith wretched attend ance , its coarse but not altogether unin viting menu , its high-llavored lish and high-seasoned .soup , its musses of garlic and minced meats , its litcions fruits and heavy red wine , its genuine hospitality spicing all the unfamiliar and sometimes distasteful viands. Seated at Christmas in a long saloon , comedor they call it , with doors and windows all thrown open to let in si breath of fresh air : the palms In Hie veranda helping to cool the atmos phere ; the black .servants all in white costumes for their own comfort as well as yoursatisfaclion ; the powdered Spanish beauties helping one if lioMuinlilcd in his Castilian ; the men all in frock coats tiiouirh the dinner was ceremonious I could hardly realize that 1 was9 keeping the holiday of my childhood , or of more temperate , that is , more frigid /.ones. After dinner one or two Americans .strolled out to see how the people cele brated Christmas , The sU'ee.ts were brilliantly lighted and full of men , mostly of the middle sort , but many well dressed and used evidently to certain restrains of manner ; students ami shop-keopers , ovou young merchants and lawyers , though not perhaps the more distinguished of their class. Hlacks and Chinese mingled with tins throng , and negrcsscs and mul atto girls not a few ; but hardly a white woman could be seen. If here and there you encountered one , she was evidently of this poorest sort , but not ollcnsiyc in manner. Toward midnight , the. DANIMNO IN Till : STHKICTS began. There was at least , a hundred di lie rent groups , with a hundred men in each , forming a crowd around two or thrco young fellows. fSome wild instru ment , tamborine or castanets or other with which I was entirely unfamiliar , was jilayed , anil a drum was always beat ; the dancers threw on" their jackets and in their frilled shirts and sometimes fanci ful and even spangled trousers per formed with wonderful grace and untir ing xcal. Often negroes danced with the. white men huge barbarians who looked like African chiefs with petticoats of feathers and variegated clothes , and head dresses like those in the picture books. It seemed to be a match wuich should outlast the oilier. The performers were the object of intense interest , and were loudly applauded at their lines ! feats , a higher jump , a longer leap , a more adroit or athletic twist or turn. From these at midnight wo turned to the cathedral , for the crowing of the cock , or the early mass. The great build ing was crowded , mostly with inferior worshippers , though there were many women of the better sort under the pro tection of fathers and husbands ; all with out bonnets , only the mantilla , and often not oven that , for head gear. There arc no chairs , except those the worshippers take with them , in the cathedral , and all the women were kneeling on the pave ; mcnl. They made up the mass of the congregation at the centre and were devoutly attentive ; but a btill greater throng in the outer aisles was inccssently moving , talking , laugh ing , with no show of regard for the serv ice ; only ga/ing at the birhts or the people ple , or once in a while at the ceremonies or the vestments when the procession or the movement around the altar was moro attractive than usual. The priests and acolytes were very numerous , and the celebration very long , and the boys bear ing the lingo candles got very tired. They played with each other and made faces at the nearest worshipers when the priests' backs wore turned , and some of them almost fell asleep on their knees ; once or twice they camu near setting the ornaments on tire. The negrosses wore the most devout of all. Sonio of them crawled very close to the railing of the altar , ami as they knelt or lay on the steps seemed to ga/.u in a sort of religious trance ; but for the rest the celebration was moro of a feast than a solemnity. Not a tow wore eating nuts or bon-bons , and I saw moro than one man on the outskiitsof the crowd with a lighted citiar , The muslo did not seem to mo any better than usual : and at last some one in thu organ loft imitated the crow ing of a cook. Then the bells rang in the choir , triangles jingled , all sorts of noisy demonstrations called music followed , cannon were tired in the streets , thu host was elevated , and it was Christmas. People walked homo through thostrcets to supper , and the boys wl.o heldcd thu candles were doubtless glad it was over ; not xo say some of the priests , for a few scorned to mo very nervous and tired. On Christmas day , I dined with the tiovurnor-icneral. ( His wife , A sujirruousi IJKAI.TV , anil thorough woman of the world , presided - sided ; there were one or two other Span * isli ladies present , but none of the Cuban party in politics , for feeling ran high and the Creoles rolnsed to enter official so ciety. The palace is a stately building with largo marble walls , all opening on the street or the inner courts , uml naluis and huge shrubs placed around ; the rooms wore rather bare in furniture , but not unhandsome in effect ; the windows wide open for coolness ; the lights blaz ing ; the people still' and and ill utcaso , except the host and hostess and ono or two of their inmates , Hut the company was interesting , and 1 spout many a pleasant hour witli Hioovcnior-icucral ( ( of Cuba and the Marquosa do Vittoria do las a Tuns. .MY LAST IMl'OltTAXT OIlUIsTMAS was a sad ono indeed. In 1881 I was staying at ( Jcnoral ( Iraut's house to help him in the preparation of his memoirs. I went to him in October , but before Christmas it was certain .that ho could not recover from the -cancer which | iad duvelopeJ iUclf. rfiili the family hardly snoko to each other of the certainly of the calamity , ami the truth was never ad mitted in conversation with the sufferer. Hut all felt that the shadow hung over the house. I think the attempt to keep up a cheerful tone was more distressing than the rcalily of despair when it came. Hut there was a Chrlslmns dinner ; the little grand children had Ihelr Christmas presents , and came to the table at lunch time. Every ono tried to bo gay ami to forget what was impending as well as what hnd already occurred. The general laughed with the babic.s though 1 doubt not his heart felt thchollownes.snnd Mrs. Grant , who was very brave , pretended to be happy. Al that same terrible Christmas time came the news Dial creditors were about to SOI7.C the trophies of which ( icneral Grant and Ids family wore so proud , and the correspondence with Mr. Vanderbilt followed , so creditable to the great mil lionaire , wlio saved at least to the nation what had been earned in the nation's service. Hut all that season was one of bllter mortification and siill'criiijr to the man who had won the trophies. The approaching preaching close of his earthly glories , the deprivations of fortune , the anxiety as to the future of his family , for his book was still incomplete ami its success a mailer of uncertainly , the hnmtlation of having his circumstances chronicled to the worldeven the physical agony caused by his disease , all made Grant's last Christmas one never to bo forgotten by mo who shared this as 1 had witnessed so many of his triumphant ones. Hofore another Christmas his sorrows and triumphs were all past , and the friend and hero and statesman had ex changed tiio vicissitudes of mortality for thi ! spot on thu banks of the Hudson where , under the snow and blasts of winter , the revered ashes will repose o'n every future Christmas that this world will ever MO. ; Nothing can touch him further. ADAM HADKAC. RAILROADS THAT WRECK TOWNS The Kxpcrlcnoe of Nchrimkn ScltleiH AVIio Were l''orco < l to Move. "I had my pile invested in the town of Arbordalo down hero , and it. was about the lincst layout for a city that I ever saw : but when the railroad came through the managers tint their tracks right through the town and announced that they would have a station four miles wc-t of it , " said a Ncbrrska town-lot speculator to a correspondent of the Now \ ork Sun. "You sec , they had bought a farm down there and they were goinir to have a town of their own. When I heard of that I called on the gentlemen and re monstrated. I told them that Arhordale was the metropolis of that section , and that any attempt toignore it would bring ruin to its citi/cns , partic ularly mo ; nut they only laughed , and wanted to know about how much wo would pay to have the station located there. I was rather brash then in fact. 1 hadn't had so much experience as 1 have had since and I told them wo wouldn't ' give them a blamed cent ; we'd sec their old road thrown into bankruptcy lirst. I threatened them witlt the loss of all the business of Arbordalc , and asked them it tho.y know what a risk they wore running in'ignoring the best town in that section. Hut they only laughed , and said that they were sorry that they could not make some arrangement , with mo. It was a rule of modern railroading to put tin ; stations about so far apart , and as Arbordalo was not in the right place for a railroad town it would have to move up out of the wet. "Well , sir , do you believe it , that road hadiv't been running two weeks before Arbordalo began to move. Everything was on wheels. The hotel went lirst , and then the saloons and concert halls skipped. Pretty soon the .school-house went , and Ihen'lho private houses , to be followed last of all by the church. The last time 1 was down there not a building remained that could bo moved , and the only thing that was left to indicate the existence of the place was a lot of holes in the ground My corner lots were all there , you bet , but as they are not worth moro than ? , " > an acre 1 thought I would not bother with thorn. Now , that trick has been played on mo several times. That isn't the only town that has moved right away from mo under the influence ot the railroaders. They arc probablv the dandy town-site men. L used to think ' that I wa's some in that line but not now. And the worst of it is that ordinarily you can't reason witli them at all. They know that they have got the call on you , anil they work the-thing lor all it is worth. They want the whole bog , as I found out later on. "Hemg called to Oakopolis some tinu after Arbordalo went by the board , J found Iho people there in a desperate condition because the road was deter mined to build a town seven miles away , and was not going to put the rail * within throe miles ot Oakopolis. Remembering tiiat the managers had suggested to mi that they were willing to negotiate , 1 thought 1 might perhaps buy them oil' , and so I told the leading citi/.ons that. H they would give me ton lots in case 1 was successful I would undertake to get the railroaders to change their minds , This was agreed to ami I s-t ! about the job. At first tin ; railroad i'cllous said that they would listen to any reasonable proposition that 1 had to make. Feeling encouraged , I told thorn that as a representative of Iho business interests of the town 1 had been dep uted to oiler the road free depot ground- ! and , with a wink , two lots to each of the gentlemen representing thu road. The blamed scoundrel laughed a little when ho heard this , and after blowing the smoke out of his mouth ho said : VI can do better by the company than that. Down hero seven miles 1 own 250 acres and besides iriving "the company fifty o : thorn , 1 will have Mivcral lots loft for my self. 1 don't think that wo can make : i trade to-day. ' That ended the matter. 1 reported progress and the Oakopolis folks made ready to pull up stakes. The next week they were buying corner lots fron the railroad sharks at liirures about twici as high as they themselves had asked fet the lots which they had tried lo bribe lho.se infernal robbers with. " Hctraycct by a Mutton. St. Louis Republican : "Ono of the bos' laid schemes to do murder , " says Mr. A U. Canby , of the Carluton Opera com pany , "was a plan thai was detected by the merest chance in the Kollog-Hcss Opera company , years ago , when Mr Carleton was the baritone of that orgaui ? .atlon. A certain artist playing promi ncnt roles was suspected by a member o the chorus with paving altogether too much attention to the chorister's wifeam' thu artist was duly warned by his frlondi to keep a close watch on the movement of the husband. One evening , as he was passing across the btago to Ins dressing room , ho chanced to hear one of the wardrobe women say to another thn there wore billions oil'all the soldlor tini forms , "Now , as the husband was to bu ono c a tile of soldiers whoso duty it was to fire a volley of shots at the artist as ho made his escape up a rocky pass , the absence of ilio buttons little balls ot stool soon awakened suspicion in his mind. Heforo the curtain wont up on the act iu which lids 'incident occurred , ho went to the properly man and insisted on having the charges In the chorislcr's gun examined , The lircarnr was taken from Iho hus band's hands , a > id when thu load was drawn ono of the buttons was found rammed down under u wad. One button had been cut from every uniform so as to conceal the positive proof that the missile came from Urn husband's gun. Had ( hat boon tired and proved filial , no evidence but the thinnest of circumstantial testi mony could have connected the true mu'r- dcrei' with Ihc tragedy. " REFORM IN CIJY GOVERNMENT Improvements in Municipal Mncliinflry in the East. DEAUTIES OF ONE-MAN POWER tesponsllillltlcs Centered In ttic Jlnyoi The Appointing Power- City Ulcccloii" Kurt * for Charter Ilnlldcrs. CiMiiuuinti. Mass. , Dec. 21.To the Idilor of Uio Hrx : While Omaha is pro- aring a scheme for reform in municipal loveriimonl would it not bo an aid to the iroject to take into considcralioii what other cities are doing in Hie matter ? I efe1 more especially to Now Votk citv nnd Hoston , whore reforms in clly gov- eminent have been carried out u certain direction * with good results and Where future improve- nenl is anlidipaled. Therefore , at his opportune time of public discussion t would not bo out of place to embody he fundamental principles of municipal government a < conceived by such men as x-Mayor Grace. Mayor Lowe , Hon. David Dudley Field , Hon. Theodore Roosevelt , Hon. Ma.\or A brain Hewitt , | { ov. Dr. Kdward Kveretl Halo , ex-Mayor Prince , Mayor O'Hricn and others. The recommendation1 ? of these eminent gen tlemen on reforms in city government can be summed up in the following prop ositions : 1. The government of a city is cs < en- lially a business corporation. A city s government concerns itself almost wholly with the business of regulating hygienic , police and lire protection. A city's gov ernment is entrusted with tlio hiving out of streets , their paving , their light ing , their sewerage and their cleanliness. A city's government must provide suffi cient lire and police protection to prop erty and to persons. In these respect tiie administration of a eily is analagoiis to the administration of a business cor poration. i ) . Since the administration of a cily concerns itself principally with the pro tection to the property interests , real and personal , of citixcns , tlio taxpayer stands in relation to the eity as the stoekholde stands in relation to a business corpora tion ; therefore , the taxpayer ought to control (1) ( ) the election of officials who shall disburse the city's monies ; and ( the election of officials who shall carry out the government of n city's interests. i ! . Officials to whom .such duties arc en trusted should be chosen for their busi ness qualification ? : and for their honesty , ami should he held responsible for their acts in office. Responsibility to bo dc lined by apnropriale laws. 1. Hut a systcm'of responsibility can be elVeetcd only by Iho creation of distinct responsible trusts ii each branch of the city's service. Suoli responsible trusts arc board of public \vorK.s ; board of public finances ; board of public cliarilies ; board of civil service ; board of education ; board ot health ; the chief executive and the like. In short , the gnvernuiciil of a city should consist of one central figure , namely , the executive or mayor , stir rounded by the various boards or depart , nieuts ; each department should have its distinct responsible head ; the executive and departments % hpuld absorb all the functions of municipal government. The prototype for sucli u fystcni of boards or departments exists only in the cabinet system of the president. Ti. With respect to a city's official , a broail distinction must be made between those who are (1) ( ) heads of department and ( i ! ) those wuoaro more properly pub. lie servants as clerks , policemen , fire men , teachers , etc , , etc. (1) ( ) Heads of de partments should bo elected , responsible either to Iho mayor or to the citi/ens re movable , punished and lined for mal feasance in office ; 1'J ) Public servant. ' should be appointed by the heads of re bpeclive departments from lists of com petitive examinations governed by civil service rules , and should bo responsible to the heads of respective departments. These are in general the broad canons laid down by retormer.s in municipal atlairs. A glance at the history of every large city , even our own , clearly shows that the creation oi responsible depart incuts has resulted satisfactorily. A > witness , our own board of public work : and board of education , board of libraries. A bolter administration has followed with the creation of such re sponsiblu bodies. And the reasons arc plain. The voter in selecting a head tea a board oi public works , for instance , has the purpose of this body so vividly brought before his mind that if ho is a tax-payer ho will use more than ordin ary caution in the choice of the man who shall spend his money. The tax-payer clearly is alive to the necessity of electing responsible and capable men to positions of responsibility when the man and the distinct office for which ho stands sire brought tucc to face. A system of departments therefore , i' meritorious since the whole adminibtra tion of tlio cily ; becomes open as day , Onu can put his linger on a measure aiid trace it from tiio moment of its introduc tion in its proper department to the mo. ment of its final disposal. No'measiin in this system can bo delegated to a sub committee of a city council which has so many temptations to tampcrwith a city's money ; ami wlion there are so many loop holes to escape detection in wrong- doinir and to shirk responsibilities , Hettor men will bo drawn into the ser vice of the city as tliodlgnity of the trusts become apparonl. Inferior men will not attempt to stand an election where thoii deficiency to control a responsible de partment is so easily brought before tin voter's attention , Above all , the system of department ! ) destroys the power am prominence of a city council ; thai mod ern incubiiK , as now constituted , whicl consists of an indiscriminate number o ward representatives who have no doll nito qualillcatious as linaneiers and us legislators , and yet who have supreme control of a city's ' linuncn and who absorb serb such great powers of legislation It is thu whole system of ward politic. , and of machine politics that the depart mcnt system overthrows. The caucus , thu political clubs , would no longer lix slates for the election of ai alderman or councilman when a cit' council no longer holds Iho keys of patronage ronago and of dispensing spoils. The councilman would no longer bo u bom of contention among politicians wlici his hands are taken out of thu tax pay ors1 pocket. Hribe-givcrs would noi seek out the aldermen for valuable franchise ; when ho no longer has the power of vet iiifr them away in secret. In this way stripped of its patronage and spoil dis pcnsing powers , a cily council wouh purge itself mid take ils place as a re spcctable exponent of ward interests in the family of departments. A blow would be struck at the present system of district or ward elections since heads of depart munis would be olcclci by the city at larjro , and only ward rop- resenlalivcs would bo elected by their re spcclivo wards. Hy the method of departments and election tit largo , no longer would u fov > hundred , or at most a lew thousam voters of a ward Do. cut on" from the res of Ihe cily lo elect its special repro-eiiti : : live to u city council i which incompo tuut uml dislioUcst uicii too ol'ton are elected by a political ring in order to rob ho city. What has boon said above can be moro Nearly illustrated by the following dia gram. Hspecial allcntion is directed to luMimluior in which the general powers , "gi-bitivo and financial of a city council arc divided and delegated to independent csponslblc departments ; and how the in- crests of particular wrads arc protected .iv a distinct ward body , Iho board of ildenupii. Again , an innovation in nunlcipal government will be noticed in he board of civil service , whose purlieu- ar business , lo destroy the present sys- cni of favoritism and patronage among mblic servants and lo scouro efficiency , s .siiuiccntly set forth in the diagram : 1. Heads of Departments to be elected by the people to bo independent of each other and yet connected to bo respousl- jje to the people ( or to the mayor ) for .heir nets or the acts of their respective subordinates and servants. A. Executive Mayor with powers of ippointing chief of police , chief of lire lepartment , inspector of public * works and tlio like to have general advisory , examining and veto powers in all depart ments / / . J'inaticial Hoard of finance to con sist of comptroller- auditor and trea-nrer each independent of the other in Ids re spective sub-department to be account- iinle for all liiiancial receipts and dN- bursment audit thu accounts of the other deportments on proper prescnta tion of vouchers , signed by proper authority to prepare and publish semi annual budget of levys , loans , resources , taxes , bonds and nnblic expenditure-lot all kinds to make estimates for coming half year resources and oxpondilures--lo collect taxes , rents , interests , etc. , etc. ( ' . hoard of Public \Vork * hairman , .secretary , snrvevor ( eity engineer ) to ac count for and take charge of all manner of public improvotncntsanetioiied by the vote of the city or bv vote of the depart ment with approval ol the mayor ; to take care of streets' , their grading , ex tension , cleaning , lighting , etc. , etc , ; to have powers of contracting for publie works , to control , in conjunction with the mayor , the. granting or sale of fran- olii es to the highest bidder ; to control right of way , etc. J ) . Hoard of Aldermen two repro- sonlu'.ivos ' from each ward to priloct ward interests ; to control petty legisla tion not included in other departments ; to bo a petltionimr and consulting body receiving petitions from eili/.cus end re ferring tlie petitions to the proper de partments. K , Hoard of ICducation President and members sit large lo control educatiuiitil interests of the citv. / ' . Hoard of Libraries President and members at large to control libraries. ( i. Hoard of Public Charities Pres ident and members at large to control city hospitals , city charitable institutions , ' ' ' j'f. 'Hoard of Publie Health-City phy sicians to examine and recommend to mayor sanitary ami hvgiciiic regulations , etc. etc.J. . Judicial City attorney , police judges , judges of city courts , eic. . / . Hoard of Civil Service Chairman , secretaries , to examine public servant- , to take charge of municipal elections and registrations. Note'The. election of heads of depart ments to be by the city at large , except ( D ) the board of aldermen , who arc to be elected by wards. If elections are bi- pnnial , then heads ot" departments should be divided Into two groups. Thus A , I ) , K , K should constitute group 1 ; H , C , H. 1 , J should constitute group ' - . ' . The election of group 1 and group i.1 to take place alternate years. SJ. Public Servants ( t police , ( l > ) lire- men , ( < ) teachers , ( it } clerks , ( c ) civil engineers , ( tt ) secretaries , ( .7) ) nurses , etc. , etc. , to be chosen for their litness by the heads of respective departments or sub- deparlmonts from lists of competitive examinations governed by civil service rules as drawn by the board of civil ser vice ; tenure of office to depend on good behavior ; salaries and wages lo bo pro- porlionul lo like reward for like service in the open market. Note Tills does not prevent ; i metropolitan police system or Ihu organization of metropoli tan lire system under 'direct control of the chief of police or chief of lire de partment. It is not the place in this connection to formulate a complete system of munici pal government. All that is intended by the above ulan is to point out Iho line of development winch promises to solve the difficult problem of purity in municipal all'airs. And the method which experience lias taught to be the most feasible is to create independent tlistmct 'ti lists , anil to fill these trusts by competent men. To have a place for every man , and to have every man in his place. To entrust an official with distinct , adequate powers , and to make the officeholder feel that lie is under a constant sen.su of responsi bility. It is immaterial whether the depart ments are known bv the names given in the schedule , or whether their number corresponds to the niimbor ofdipart- monls shown above. Largo cities with great needs and great complications would of course have a large number of departments. The system is sufficiently flexible to allow the creation of now de partments as the needs of a eity Increase , and to permit the multiplication of new trusts without burdening the older de partments with increased responsibility. Then , too , if corruption should vitiate any ono department it would not poison the whole administration as is the rase to-day wilh a corrupt city council , the fountain head of a city. Hut whatever system of municipal government is adopted it will go to the dogs , no matter how carefully framed , if honest men and lax payers shirk the responsibilities of citix.cnship. Tlio citi- xen deceives himself when he contents himself , that it is cheaper to pay for an oiuico of misrule tbnn to lose ii pound of gain. For the day will como when his pound of gain will bo swept away by the drain of misrule. C , S. Ki.iaTrnt. COIHMIS AND COLDS COMK UNIX- VITKD , but you can quickly got rid of those , with a'fow doses of Dr. J. II. Mo- Lean's Tar Wine Lung Halm. M cents a bottle. A PRINCE IN GREENLAND. 'N Summer Cruise Ainonu tin ; loohcrui * of ItnlUn'H Jtny. When the Hulgarian'oll'erod the throne of their principality to Prince Wildomar , of Denmark , the newspapers reported that ho and his wife were enjoying them selves at Cannes , but the fact was not mentioned that the prince had just re turned from ii visit to Greenland. Ho sailed north of Iho Arctic circle in Juno last as the third officer on this Etaamur , .sent out by the Danish Government on a scientific mission. Zoologists and botanists anists were on board , and they sailed along Ihe wcsl coast of Greenlandtouch ing at all the little f-ottiomonts , collecting many spccilncns of the various forms Ai life in the coast waters , and also of the Horn nnd fauna of the grcui islandwhich is nol soileKolalc iissomo people imagine. They reached Upernavik , the most northern point of their voyage , in the middle of July , just as the Arclio sum mer was opening. They found many llowers on Ihe rocky liills about the litllo settlement , thriving in tlio perpetual day light of the .summer season. From the depths of the sea fronting Upernavik their drag nels brought up a rich variety of animal life and a luxuriant growth ot algae , u species of aea plant. Karly in September the party wer homo again in Copenhagen. As a rule the scions ot royalty prefer easier experience * than a ermso in Arctic waters , and Waldeniar is bcl'uved ' to bo the lir t representative of any of the royal families of Kuropu who has ventured north of the Arctic circle. BRILLIANT NATIVES ABROAD , Dhtinguiiihed Americans Colonised nt tlic French Capital. EMPRESS EUGENIE'S PROTECTOR .Molmiio inul flip SnelnlNtx Tlio Carroll I'ainHy , Conmil Gen- em ! Walkci- and Ttico- tlnro Tillon. Doo. 10. lCorro | ) niulrncp of the UUK.I The passage through PnrN of the evKmpress Kugonie , seeking a warmer climate in tin- hope of obtaining relief from the twinge * of ihcnniatiMn , -ot inn iiohiicring Hie other night , as to whether Hits unfortunate woman , when within our wulN , ever ea < ts ; \ thought on 1)1 ! . THOMAS . KANS , the celebrated American dentist , who resides here , and who conveyed her in -afety to Kngland , when llcoing for her lifo in the stormy days of September ISM 1 am told that tliis selfish , coldhearted - hearted exile never showed her generous protector one-half the gratitude that lie had tli right to expect for the risks that lie ran and the fatigues that , lie under went on thi.s occasion. On Dr. Kvans' library table is a large volume , that has not yet been given to 'the publie , containing - ing liis recollections of the second em pire , in whieh Napoleon's eoiiMirl is severely eritieit-ed for the mis chievous part Hint she played in that long and disastrous tragi-eomi'dy. Per haps Kngeuie lias heard of this book , this sword of Damocles , and became of it , frowns to day on him who was unco her Hdns Achates. 1 understand that Dr. Kvans K now the owner of the Morning New- * , the little American daily published here , whieh is still edited Ity Albert ( ' . ives , formerly on tin stall'of the Now York Times , and -on-in-law of KiMiicis 15. Carpenter , the : irti.- t. Tlio American liegister al ready belonged to Dr. Kvans , o that he has now a diiil.y and weekly organ. lint Hialignatii's Messenger , which seems lately to have taken a new lease of life has crowded the Morning X--ws out of ils ojd home with the Matin , the bright French daily , both of which napur * were founded by H. S. Chamberlain , the New York . journalist , who > o Paris career was as short as brilliant. The Matin , whieh is ( irmly eMablishcd , is niod ( > led in so far as possible , after the American newspaper. ami oilers the only instance , perhaps of one of our countrymen leaving a lasting mark on French journalism. Speaking of the newspapers reminds mi ! that not only the Parisian but tin ; Continental press generally has com mented , and commented favorably , on Jii.visTiiit M'I.ANKS KII-I.V : to the request of ( lie Paris municipal councilors lor the pardon of the Chicago anarchist- * . These sentimental busybodies - bodies all'orded our -hrewd representa tive a line chance to make a good hit , and lie naturally didn't let it go by unim proved. His nci't litth ; speech , which re veals this clever politician find the prac ticed diplomat in about equal proportions tions ! will read well on both sides of the Atlantic. It especially pleases the bulk of the French republican party , the mod erates , continually pestered by those rev olutionists , these radicals of the city hall , who have received this rather abrupt , set back of the.ir own inviting. J can just sec the. cunning look of those sharp eyes and half-ceiilcmptuous expression of that linn mouth , as Minister Mcl-anc read these blatant lUopists their lesson. Mi ; . Mchane is an cy-govornorof Mary land. In fact , he left the Annapolis eapitol for the Paris legation. It was very lilting , then-tore , that ho should take a prominent iisrt in the wedding ceremony of the ( laughter of another former chief magistrate of Maryland , e.\- ( lovcrnor Carrel ) . This was celebrated , Iho other day , in the plain old Catholic church in the Kuo dc Chaiilot. The groom was Count do Kor- gorlay , an officer in the French army , so that the present bride.likc her two sisters before her has allied herself with the French aristocracy. Perhaps the. most noticeable feature of the. occasion was the presence of this papal .nuncio , who officiated. Monscignciir di Kendo is a great favorite with the ladies , his Ni poleonic face , sleek person and rich garb rendering him a very attractive object. It is no disparagement to Miss Carroll's ' pretty face , nor to Worth's artistic cos tume , to say that the priest divided the honors with the bride. .MISS IM.MA : Tiirnsnv has also been participating in a wedding , not as one of the contracting parlies , however , but simply as hostess at her cousin's nuptials. The fair songstress is still , I believe , Jn maiden meditation , fancy free. At least lliuro is no change in her sweet voice. At a musical entertainment given the other night by Mr. Campbell Clarke , the Pans correspondent of the Daily Telegraph , Miss Thnrsbj rendered sev eral difficult nieces with her usual deli- caey anil charm. co.sst'i , fii\ii\i. : : : WAI.KIK ; has also been entertaining some friends with music. Among the guests were Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Douglass. Our re publican consul general lias been very attentive to Mr. Douglass , but our demo cratic minister has been somewhat shy of him , although Mr. Douglass is a native ol the state of whieh Mr. Mcl/ino has been governor. Hut the distinguished ex- marshal of the District of Columbia has not been neglected here socially. .Sena tor Kelio'lelior. the great French aboli tionist , has had him at breakfast ; TiiKonoiti : TII.TON has given a little party in his honor ; M. 1'rcderic Passy , the political econo mist and deputy has entcrtajncd him at dinner ; Perc Hyacindio has invited him to tea ; and the other night a certain well-to-do lady of the American colony gave a largo reception to Mr , and Mrs , Douglass. Thi.s rather original hostess , lifter several well known artists had sung and played , called Jiur cook , a Degress into the parlor , and the guests of the evening were regaled with plantation melodies , Thi.s was a pnru case of mean ing well. Hut what a lack of table. It was much as if one asked ( laribaldi , in company , his opinion on the manufacture of "tallow dins. " or Louis I'liiJippo.wlion king , whether he found giving l < rciicli lessons harder than ruling Uio French men. Jo.siriUNi : . A Now Way to Pay Ohl Delils. " 1 see that the mail oar along with several passenger coaches was burned up the other night on lite .Milwaukee road at a little station called Itio and all the mail destroyed. " "Yon don't tell mel Where was it bound ? " " ( ioing north to Minne apolis and .St. Paul. " "To MiuncapoltaY ( iood ! good ! " " ( Jood ! what on earth is there good about itv" "Why.you see I ewe a mini in Minneapolis a little amount.and I've promised to send it to him till ho won l take promises any longer. " "What's that got to do with it1 "Every ' thing , everything , I'll go right on" jio'w and write , asking him why in Junket he docMi't send a receipt for that money that I sent him last last what day did you say that mail car was burncdV" CHOl'PY Sl'ITOCUTIONS , NUiHT COIJI1S ( t.ntl all the common allcetioiiu of the tluviat and lungs rmicklv relieved by Dr. J. H , McLean's J'ar \ \ inc. Lung Uauu. X'O centfa u bottle. This .A. LLS Coiner & Areliur's nuMHion to South Omaha , consisting oClOlof tin ; Uncsl lots ever laid out. lUvory lot is n bounty. Can 1)0 ) scon jnil : the culiro surromuling country is visi ble. It is located 1 BLOCKS From the PACKING HOUSES. 5 Minutes Walk from the New Brewery. And on aperfectlylevel Piece of Land. arc now on Ite Market As there arc no poor loin , you can either buy them By Mail Telegraph , Or Telephone Do not wait for every lot will be sold by Jan , 1st , COME EABLY AND AVOID THE RUSH Or you will be left. From 100 to 300 PER CENT Made on money invest ed in these lots in 3 months. Price $250 to $500. Terms Easy , Title Perfect. For sale by ' . D. R , kte , C H. , . I 1509 FARNAM STREET Bioom 9 , R/etlick's Block 2nd Floor.