THE OMAHA DAILY BEE , ; , ffRd3AY ; OCTOBER 29 , 1880.
Expounded by the Next Governor of Wu-
braska Last Night.
MICHAEL DAVITT'S MARRIAGE.
Tlio llnnlcy Hcccptlnn Suift Stock
Shipment * Improved I'ofitoflleo
VacHltlcs Court Notes mid
Other Local. .
Tlio Tlinyor
Tito KxposiUun annex , with Its scntinp
cnpnclty of 1,200 puoplc , was comfort-
aoly filled Inst evening by thn audience
that uiithcrc'd to licnr nit address upon
the issues of the day by ( .icnern.1 John M.
Tlinyor , the rcntlbljcan cnuditlnto for
covornor. At 8:80 : o'clock Chairman
Ilcchol , of the republican county central
committee , and Mr. K. Kosowatcr escort
ed the next governor to the platform
amid the unllmsiiistlc cheers of the audi
ence. Chairman Uecliel brlelly intro
duced General Thnycr : I.M the man \vliowo
name is a household word in every village
in the state , and who will bo the next
governor by the largest majority over
given any man in the state.
General Thayer said , after acknowl
edging the " cheers that greeted
Ids appearance , as hn walked through
the city nnd noted its wonderful
improvement and progress , he could not
but contrast It witli the Omaha of thirty
years ago. Ho contrasted Urn slate , lee ,
with the Nebraska that ho lirst saw in
1831 when there was hardly u sisn of
habitation within its borders , "When , "
ho said " I behold hand
, "to-day on every ,
the evidence of a wonderful development
and progress that lias been inado in one
.generation . and which places Nebraska
in a most prominent position as a great
commonwealth in the sisterhood of states.
These land : ) have laid for centuries wait
ing for the settler and the Husbandman
to develop them. They have come , you
have comii and hive helped to bring
about this development. 1 do not claim
that this prosperity Which prevails is the
result entirely of a ropublieaii policy anil
administration , but I do claim that the
republican administration of the
nllairs of the state has had
much to do with its prosperity. I do not
claim that the soil lias been made produc
tive by republican rule. 1 will not go as
far as a democratic orator did at Kearney
the other night , who in blaimmg the re
publican party for all of the evils that
have been visited upon the country , said
he had lost his lands and lie blamed the
republican party for it. It turned out
thnt he had jumped another fcllo\y's claim
and had been beaten out of his wrong
possession. [ Laughter. ] Ilanlso charged
the republican party forhavingdestroyed
his crop by a hailstorm. While I do not
hold that the republican party , or any
other party can inllueuce tlm all'nirs of a
state to the extent charged by this demo-
cratitt speaker 1 hold that the republican
party by their administration of the gov
ernment of Nebraska since 1801 have had
much to do in securing to the state its
present advanced and prosnerous condi
tion. "
Referring then to the candidates who
are before tbo people , the sneaker said
that they had been nominated by the con
vention and wore entitled to the suffrages
of the people. "My rule is , " ho said ,
"to support the nominees of my party
and I hope such nominees wilj receive
your suit rages. " lie spoke in warm
terms of his opponent , J. E. North , the
democratic candidnte'for ' governor. He
'entertained ' thd kindliest-fenllnar for.him
nnd would let no word pass his lips de
rogatory to the high churactorof that gen-
( ienian. 'i' '
"I wish to call attention"said tliegeu-
oral , "to three of the planks of the repub
lican platform , because they are of vital
interest to the people of the states. The
lirst of these is the resolution concerning
the regulation of interstate commerce. 1
hold that congress has the power to rcgn-
Into eoiumereo between the states. There
is a power greater than all corporations
nnd when corporations inlliet
burdens that are obnoxious upon
people , it becomes the dtityof the creator
of these corporations to cheek thoin.
The legislature of the state of Nebraska
'is greater than any corporation in the
stiUe , and has the power and should use
it in preventing corporations from bur
dening the people of the state with ex-
actions. Railroad companies oii"ht to
bo satisfied to charge a reasonable rate
that would yield them a reasonable profit
on their investments , but should also
make a rate that will allow the shipper ,
be he merchant , farmer or mechanic , a
reasonable return on his investment.
The second resolution is that concerning -
ing labor and capital. If employers would
only consult the interests of their em
ployed the labor troubles that now
threaten the country would be auoided in
a great measure. The man who labors
by the day for a livelihood has a right to
reap a reward for his labor , to have a
homo and fiomelhlng to lav aside for the
time when the clouds of ill luck and ill
health may g.ither around him. If cam-
talLsU nn'.l ' employers would take come
cure for their helpers strikes would be of
rare occurrence and the antagonism that
now e.xisits between capital nnd labor
would bti done away with in a great
measure. I found in my army experience
that by looking out for the personal com
fort of my soldiers and treating them as
iftheywero men I had better soldiers
and got moro work out of
them. I kiioxv of no better
plan to settle this vexed question
than liy the establishment of a. tribunal
of arbitration composed of honest , unpnr-
tin ! men , to whom questions of d Her-
encos shall be relorred. Wise statesman
ship must find some- solution for this
question , anil do away with the existing
antagonism between the powers of capi
tal and labor , "
General Thaycr then turned his ntton-
llon to a dfcciission of national atl'airs.
Ho could not understand why a change
in the administration of the government
had been made. The republican party
had in H rule of twuntv-livu years taken
thn country from a bankrupt and crip
pled condition and made it thu richest
and most peac ( > ful nation on thu globe.
The democratic party hail demanded a
change and promised ureat reforms , lie
charged them with a faiUire to keep any
of their promises. The expenses of the
government have been increased rather
than reduced , and the civil service rules ,
Mr , Cleveland's pet hobby , have
been moro hpnorvd iu the breach than in
the observance lie did not blame Cleve
land for removing runublleanK from
otlicu , hu't he complained of him rcmov-
ing maimed veterans and iilling their
placi-s with mcti who helped to main the
r veterans , and thin in direct violation of
Ills civil Mirvion promiM's , Ho believed
In honoring ami rewarding thu men who
have stood by their parly , democratic or
republican , and worked for it , if they
were holiest and capable. Mr. Clovolan'd
lias not oven done this. He has failed .to
reward the Nebraska democrats who
have devoted a quarter of of a century to
work for their party , and many of them
now regret that James G. lilaine was not
ulootod president in 18S1. The speaker
charged that thu present administration
i working morn in the interests of Wall
street than for the goad of the people of
the country.
In rcfciring again to the question of
labor , General Thayer bald that thn re
publican party had always been thu
friend of honest , dignilied labor , Ho re
ferred to thu work of the party in thu do'
Ftruction of slave labor and their future
work for the cause of the American work-
llu did not claim
he said , for the republican partyt but did
claim that no other political organiza
tion has ever existed which has been so
free from wrong nnd injustice ) as this
much nbused republican party.
In closlm ; hin address , General Thnycr
sought to deny the statement that is
beifujinndo by the democratic papers
that thn republican party is pledged to
prohibition. The party is not pledged
to prohibition. The resolution merely
recognizes the right of thu people to vote
upon the question. He said that if elected
governor of the great state of Nebraska
ho would consider it his duty to
fee that the laws of the state
were faithfully executed , and equally so
that the burdens would rest lightly upon
the people of the state.
The address occupied an hour and a
half , and was enlivened by a number of
anecdotes , strongly illustrative of thn
points under discussion , The largo
audience was more than pleased with the
address , and manifested their pleasure Iu
frequent and liberal outbursts of laughter
and applause ,
Sir. Onvltt to Uo Married oil tlic First
of JJnxt .lutitinry.
Minhacl Duvitt lectured in Lincoln Inst
night. Ho will return to this city this
morning and take the train for Minneap
olis , where he will lecture to-inglit.
Since Mr. DaviU's recent visit to Call-
'fornia the announcement has been made
of a very interesting event which is to
take place on the lirst of the next year.
It Is no less than the marriage of this dis
tinguished gentleman. The bride is to
bo u Miss Yore , of 'San Francisco , ayom g
woman whom Mr. Davitt met , it is
claimed , on ho occasion of his lirst visit
to California. Appreciation , it seems ,
was mutual , though it did not result
until the present year in nn agreement
of marriage. It is stated that
Miss 1'oro is the possessor
of n very comfortable sum of money , the
only dependent upon it being an elderly
aunt , who is at present maintained by
Miss Yore , both of the hitter's parents
being dead. The lady's wealth , however -
ever , is denied by some of Mr. Davitt's
friends , who claim , to bo possessed of a
knowledge of the circumstances.
There are thousands of Mr. Davitt's
friends in this country , who will rejoice
to know that the siujrlo life of this estim
able irentleman is about to be brought tea
a happy termination.
Lincoln in Mmlm.
Charles Lincoln , the accused horse
thjef , who made the dosperiito attempt to
escape from Deputy Wheriu" Grebe by
jumping from the window of the incom
ing Rock Island train on Wednes
day evening , was seen at the
county jail yesterday. He was
feeling a little lame from the efl'eets
of his leap , but all his talk about having
both of his ankles broken was mere bosh" .
Lincoln has kept up his reputation as a
graceful liar ever since his capture.
when the Rock Island tram stopped at
DCS MVmes on Wednesday a Leader
scorpion tackled Deputy SherilV
Grebe for information concern
ing his prisoner. Of course ho
failed to got any news out of the "Old
Alan , " but ho found a really talker in
Lincoln who furnished him with the fol
lowing information which was published
in the Leader of yesterday :
On thi ) westbound I'otk Island train yrs-
lorday was a yoimc man trivlnt : the imineof
Ulmilcs Lincoln , underaircstniidln custody
of a U. S. odlclal cnruuto to Washington
Territory to answer a charge of murder com
mitted fifteen years aio. Thtnrlsniur was
overtaken at IJnmklyii , New York , ami ar-
rcstrd on f U'piciou of bcliiR a member of the
notorious Header family , lie was identi
fied by n pholpjjraph the oflicial posswsi-d.
and tfiore. is not.tlrt ! taistdonht about Ins be-
IIIK the original from which the picture was
taken , tluwirh n ? to Ids bnliiK one of the
Bender family , there is a reasonable doubt.
Tlio Hniiloy neuMH.
On account of the political nicotine : to
bo held on Monday evening and other
uuforsenn dillicultios , the time for hold
ing the proposed benefit for Jack Han-
ley , the pugilist , has been changed trom
Monday to Saturday evening this week.
Uunningham hall has bison secured for
the occasion , and Ed. Uolhery , who man
ages the all'air. is confident that a grand
display of talent will bo made. Hesides
the local hitters who will give exhibitions
of skill , there will bo Jack Hanley , John
1low , Mike McDonald , and other pug
ilists of wide reputation. There will also
bo wrestling mhtclies and other athletic
exhibitions , and the lovers of sport are
promised an evening of enjoyment.
the Missouri I'aoillr : .
A suit was commenced yesterday in
the United States circuit court by John
11. Dundas , as administrator of the estate
of John It. Clark , deceased , against the
Missouri Pacific railway company ,
wherein plaintih" claims damages in the
mini of $5.003 for the dcarh of said Clark ,
whr was run over by the cars of the de
fendant at Auburn station , Nehama
county , Nob. , September ItJ , ISSfi , and
died October (5 ( , 18yr , by reason of the in
juries received when run over by the do-
fondant's cars.
Swift. Stoolc Shipment1 * .
Two cars of hosu were received at the
stockyards yesterday , which had boon
twenty-live hours in coming from Norfolk -
folk , Nob. The owner was not with the
hogs , so that it was impossible to state
where tins delay occurred. This is almost
equal to the fast time mada by the Union
I'ncifle , on the day before , having made
thu run from Council lilulTs to South
Omaha in the unprecedented short time
of ten hours.
ICohliison Koiuul ( Jullty.
The trial of Archie Robinson , the
young follow charged with tin assault
upon Donlo I'almblat , a twelve-year-old
girl , with intent to commit rape , was
concluded before Judgii Novillu yester
day. The jury was out but a low min
utes when they returned with a verdict of
guihy.
ltiRo Hull tit Hcil Onk.
The last hnso ball game of thu season
was played at Rod Oak yesterday be
tween the First and Second nines and re
sulted in favor of thu Second nine , the
score being 21 to 10. Thu contest was
for nuw uniforms for next , season. The
Red Oak band was in attendance and
made niusio for the boys.
ArrCHtcul Tor llorso Stonllnj. {
Charles Weisman war arrested yester
day Hfleruoon charged by John Dedu with
horse stealing. The arrest was the out
come of a suit for replevin of thu animals
in question. The case will conio up for
hearing before Jusiicu Hnrka.
Mudilor vs. Slnnror.
The case of Mrs. Maria Madder vs. Kd.
Mniiror was concluded before Judge
Wakeloy yesterday , thu jury giving the
phdntiir judgment iu the sum of $957.70.
Tlio action was brought to recover the
platntllV'H claim for services as cook in
Maurer's restaurant ,
Department Hnmiinpmonl.
Thu local ( irand Army posts have ap
pointed oftnirnitteos to arrange for the
incut oft ho Nebraska denartmuiit coin-
maudurp , which will bo held in this city
in January next.
Mrs. L. ,1. Little , Livingston , Ala. , sue
cossfiilly i ed St. Jacobs Oil for rliou-
u "ism.
l AT ONCE.
IJvcry Qualified Voter Must Hnvn Ills
Nnino On the IiiHt.
The icgistrars are now silting with
open books waiting for the voter ? locomo
nnd place their mimes on the list. It Is
higiily important that every qualified
voter should attend to the matter at once ,
ns the coming election pt. mises to be one
of the most warmly contested over held
in Nebraska. Now Is the time to register.
Don't put it off until to-morrow :
The registrars are as follows :
Isnnc Rubin , first district First ward ,
518 and 520 South Tenth street.
Henry Ehrenfort , second district First
ward , 1728 South Eleventh street.
Alfred Vlney. third district First ward ,
111 ! ) South Sixth Htrcct !
James Donnolly.sr.lirst distrlctSocond
ward , lleimrod V Co.'sstorun. w. corner
Thirteenth and Jackson.
Julius Rudowska , second district Second
end ward , Twentieth ami Poppleton
streets.
Matt Hoover , Third ward , 1818 Dodge
street.
D.13. Keys , First district , Fourth ward ,
Forsyth's dritji store , corner Sixteenth
and Capitol avenue. -
Jas. G. Carpenter , Second district ,
Fourth ward , county surveyor's ofliec ,
court house. *
S.Wukeliold , First district , Fourth ward ,
1202 Cass street.
H. F. Redman , Second district , Fifth
ward , 1)1 ) 1 North Sixteenth street.
diaries Wilktng , First district , Sixth
ward , ! ! : . ' ( ) ! ) ruining street.
John Carr , Second district , Sixth ward ,
comer Twenty-fourth and Cumiug
streets. _
Licensed to Wail.
Judge McCtilloch yesterday granted
marriage licenses to the following
pnrties :
jWaileyE. ( loynton , Oinnhn . 55
1 Nellie V. 1'oitur , Kuoxville , In . 18
j Kgnnz Bhzpk , Omaha . . ' . . ' -V
| Kruunl Krnlck , Omaha . . . 18
I Richard ( Ueen. Omaha . . . ! ! . * >
( Lnura llaimnott , Omnha . , . - " >
UruvlMcs.
The revenue collections yesterday
amounted to § 8,081.03.
The Scandinavian republicans will
hold a mass-meeting at Mete hall this
ovenini : .
Omaha post , G A. U. , will meet here
after on the second anil fourth Tuesdays
of each mouth.
Agermanwas given til. the Millnrd
last livening , and about thirty couples
were in attendance.
The Musical Union orchestra will jjivo
a sacred concert , at Hoyd's opera house
next Sunday afternoon.
The case against Fred Gorslenberg ,
charged with the burglary of KnnbnlPs
place will bo called before Judge Neville
to-day.
August Weiborg has commenced the
erection of a block of two .story brick
stores on Tenth street , between Williams
and Hickory streets , to costi)00. : ! ( )
J. W. Paddock commenced suit in the
county court yestordav to recover $24it
from William Kolbe for a failure to pur
chase a number of lambs from him under
a contract.
Hon. Elijah Smith , pccstdent of the
Oregon Railway and Navigation com
pany. was a passenger on the Union Pa
cific overland last evening bound forSan
Francisco.
W. J. MeGavock left last evening on
the overland train for Colorado , where
lie has charge of _ large contracts for
railroad construction on which work is
to be commenced at once.
The Union Pacific hotel on Tenth street
was-nipiilly dfipoptilated nbout-7 .o'ojock'
rliibtuvculngbyUiu.mvuonnccinojit.hliitl :
thu building was on lire. It was oiily a
false alarm , however , beinuj nothing but
thu'buriiing out of a ehimnay ;
Superintendent Dnrranco yc'IVerday ap
pointed 15. C. Southern as chief train
dispatcher or the Union Pacific with
headquarters at Omaha. Mr. Southern
takes the place lormorlv occupied bv 11.
E. Darling , who had tendered his' re
signation.
Mrs. Martha A. Stewart filed an in
formation before Judge Stenberg yester
day. charging J. D. Hardy with drimkeu-
ness She alleges that she paid * u .7r to
do some cat punter work for her , and that
he spent the money for drinks , leaving
the work undone.
At the last session of the quadrcmiinl
conclave of the Sovereign Sanctuary of
the Kic.ypUun Masonic Rile ot Memphis
for America , held iu Detroit , Mich. , Oc
tober 21 , 188(5. Dr. L. A. Merriam , ninety-
fifth degree , Omaha , Neb. , was by the
recommendation of the grand master
unanimou.sly chosiMi a.s grand prelate in
the grand body for the ensuing four
years.
Two Union Pacific switchmen got into
a war ot words in thu uppisr yards last
cvcnini ! , when 0110 of thu b'elligorents
raised his lantern and struck his com
panion a fierce blow -on the face. The
sharp edge of the lantern cut a severe
gash in the man's nose , laying bare one
"of the nasal cavities , The wound was
quickly patched up and the aflair ended
without an arrest being made.
Mrs. ( ! oo. W. ICoiley.bi an unfortunate
oVror , was spoken of iu these columns
the other evening , as being insane. It
has since developed that she was simply
suHbriug from a sliirlit hysteria , brought
on by sickness , ami which has sinre
passed away. She is now iu Indianapolis ,
Ind. , at her mother's home , and is fast
recovering her usual health. Mr. Kclley
received a telegram from Indianapolis
yesterday stating she was very much im
proved. _
1'cr.sonnl
Mrs. R. C. Patterson , baby anil nurse
went to Kansas City yesterday morning
for a visit of a couple of weeks.
Ilnllorit Snnoo It is delicious. Sold
everywhere ,
Major I'onil iincl Mr , nocclier.
Brookln Eagle : The key to the recon
ciliation of the contradlctorv reports ns-
Hpeeliug the reception of Mr. Hceuher
in Euuland is not ditlloult lo furnish.
Major Pom } , who has had our illustrious
townsman in charge , took from the out
set a strictly commercial victv of thu
trip and fora length of time held thu
rates of admission to Mr. Heecher's Jeo-
tures so high that iu many places the
attendance Jwis quite small , "but a de
scent to popular rates , insisted on by Mr.
Needier , soon gave the "common peo-
plu" thu opportunity they craved of hear
ing the great oratur. Since then hij pro.
grcss through the British Isles seems to
havu been little short of n continuous
ovation. Thu aristocrats and Episco
palians , incensed by the democracy of his
address , have , of course , treated him
coldly , but hu has found urdont admirers
in thu Methodists , Baptists and Presby
terians. On one occasion us many us
liOO non-conformist clergymen wuru
seated upon the platform upon which hu
spoke ,
One upright piano , nearly now.3 A fine
bargain for cash at KUIIOL.M & AKINS.
Coal Host quality Iowa Nut Coal
$ ! J.75. Cotilant & Squires , 213 S. 13th st.
Don't pay big prices for lumber but
buy cheap at Uradford's
For line Merchant Tailoring call on
Isaao Hart , 1003 Howard street.
<
Cheap Jlnusos.
Wa have four neat houses and good
lots in desirable locality , which wo will
soil cheap if taken this week. Easy
terms. . CUVNIKOHAU & HHENNAN ,
1511 Dodgo.
CUPID IN T$4 TREASURY ,
A Urlicht Yoiii'ijj Aian nutl a i'rcttj-
Wiislnnctou Kepublican : "Tlio Hfo of
a. government clei'k'-Wat best n monoto
nous one , as itmienrly nil tlio depart-
nioiits tlio clerks hsivw the same routiuo
work tiny .after day. " said n venerable
treasury clerk , "tUltl When thorc is a bit
of gossip to relief t/io nioiioloiiy of his
life , it is talion up With u rnllsh niul retold -
told till it blossoms utit in ninny dltl'er-
cut forms. " . - }
"What Is disturbing the monotony
" tlie"i'eportiii1.
now * inquired ,
"Well , 1 nm golt\hg \ to thnt. Six years
ago last iMarohfvil : > riglit eyed , rosy-
checked young fiillosv of twenty-two re-
reived nu appointment through political
iutluonco in the division 1 am employed
in , You know that was the days before
civil service reform. He was quick and
intelligent , nnd it was not long before he
was as familiar with the work as the
oldest clerk In the olllee. For a year erse
so ho wns u most elllciciit clorkj
and was on time. With sorrow
1 began to notice that ho was
becoming dissipated ; that his work was
behind , and instead of tlio frank , inde
pendent expression that'ho hud when ho
lirst came in tlm ollico , was n careless ,
dovil-niay-caro sort of.u look. 1 remon
strated with him and told him ho would
bo dismissed , nnd justlv , too , if ho did not
aliako tin1 companions lie was associating
with. His only reply was : 'I can take
euro of myself ; you needn't fret about
mo. ' His downfall didn't surprise mo
much , for I had seen n number of young
men go just his way who had comu in the
department honest , sober young follows ,
and leave it broken down in health , and
careless as to how they made their living.
Things wont on this way until the present
adniimistratiou came into power ,
and the heads of thu
ditlerent bureaus were changed. Consequently
quently a , great number of new clerks
came in. Among these was : i pretty
young lady with hirgo brown eyes and n
fascinating snnlo. The clerks , both male
and female , immediately took to her , and
she became a general favorite. The
young men in the ollico never lost an op
portunity to have a few minutes chat
with her. but that is as far as it ever
wont. Though Mio treated all pleasantly
none were over invited to call on her.
The young follow 1 spoke about had got
ten so that he seldom had anything to say
to any one. In the course of time In ;
Hindu the acquaintance of the pretty
young cleric , and that evening one of the
older ladies , with the best intentions in
the world , told the young 1'idy not to got
too intimate with that man , as ho was
considered a 'roiiniter.'or/mothcrwords ,
dissipated.
"She said she liked him , and thought
there was a great deal of good In him if
he had the proper encouragement , lie
seemed to bo a gentleman , and that if he
did anything wrong it was only through
carelessness. After this tlm two youtig
'
people wore together constantly'when
not at Hie ollino , and a most wonderful
change came over him. Ho stopped drink
ing , attended to ftis.Vtirk with a willand ,
when not soiuewliefe.jtvith her of an even
ing stayed in hi : rom anil read. I was
plo.ased to noto'ljliq obangc ; and knew
that nil would cijnio'put well She hud
only been in thol > lli < ie about six months
when he oiimu to > mo1 'one day and said
ho was going to vfisigu , as his salary was
not siiliicient tJrsupiJort ( a wife as he
would like to.a"rl | | ' [ [ had secured a po
sition as bookkeeper jjin a wholesale gro
cery hoiiso in iuiMi York , llu went
away and I heiia : ! Mothiiig ironi him.
Wo often tipokco of him at the ollico
"Ala's for equHjIirhlln ! " So cried one of
England's greatest JfJVcersI' His theory
was that -humbler-making wore
_ him .L. . out. ? i _ I . navel''ta0iyien.d . _ i r r t--jTIll- i. ! . * . who . ; , . _ says if _ , " 1 _ _
srenlie mirth tliat , " suai&ljW' so quietly
thatjt produces inv friclioir. Stuyens , the
traveler , wln'tv crawling into ail)6le'of ) [ the
old masonry m OIK ? of the riiiiir'd'cilics of
Central America , heard u tiger roar from
within. He coolly remarks that the time
ho occupied in backing out "is hardly
worth the mention. ' * It would _ bo uelij it-
ful to bo laughed at by Washington Irv
ing. Mirth makers are , as a rule , not
happy men. They can .see nicu
shading1 ? of contrast , and bring
the contrast out , as. when friction
makes a Hash ; but they do not dwell in
peace. Lamb and Hood were sad. Nearly
all our comedians have been noted for
tragedy in private. 1 prefer a good
.laugher to a good mirthnmker. Thohitiur
'is like your Italian onrau grinder. The
funniest thins in tno world is to
see an an exiled assassin from Nanlcs
grinding out "Annie Laurie or "Tho Girl
T Left. Behind Mo" from a baud organ.
The murderous wretch not to civo over
his love for killing ! And to pretend it is
music ! I have a friend who HKC.S an ae-
cordcon , and ho assures mo if I only hail
an ear for it , h Scotch .bagpipe would
please me , I never dispute with such a
mnn.
There is not'an animal that I know of
that doivs not try to laugh , and make
homo approach lo it , only none of them
have as gooil laughing-muscles as wo
Jiavc. It is partly matter . of cheek.
But what a jolly alhiir a dog is when his
master comes home. He .splits up a
roaring laugh between his head and mil.
Hetween thu two hi.s whole body is 0011-
lortedinto grins that finally work oil'as
barks. They .say wild dogs do not bark.
It is becansethoydouot laugh. Biologists
tell us "the germ of head and tail lie in
the fact that the protoplasmic- is an
ovoid. " The summit of the ovoid is the
pole of highest dynamic action. Here
the food is taken in. Nature already
fays heivahall be a head. This is nat
urally the dominant and dominating
point. But the domination is nqt alto
gether , and at once , differenced
to that polo. So ages after ,
when .1 head is really constructed ,
and a brain , and with it arc concentrated
all tiie higher forms of sensation , the op
posite pole still holds .some portion of
power. The tall of thu bird and the dog
divide with thu head thu function of lan
guage. The language of thu tall of tlm
robin is an oxiires-sivu as the language of
thu tongue. The .tidily never given up
by nature until1"its possible functions
have been diiiftiil.ojl'lt : ; > the hand and thu
tongiiu. Watch | hu Jifil of a cat In its
power to tell joy , ' .ilxpeetatiou , grace ,
anger , upprehen.iitm.nlDumb aiiimalsnru
not so very dumb , i/l'he / emotion that
keeps Mrs. Van Hlmsnji'si tongue swing.
ing like an eight Jiji'si.pJaek'a pendulum is
in these creaturcf'M ' > 'M'Kcd offut both ends.
Instead ofcpiickenj igJiis gait my liomi
answers a geutluitp , < i/ithe whip with a Hap
ot his tail. A cow > must express herself
with UK * tall or her .hoof. A cow wlio.se
tuil troubles yorflhij'mllking is not a
kicker. Hut of what use uny longer is a
tail to an auini&jtli\it ! \ .can read Tom
llood and sit biicl ; , ' { o a side-splitting
roi ; ? That can yluya- with his oycs , ami
mouth um | no < < 4 uuil checks } Nature
throws it away at hibUis | useless. That is
why man hnfc no tail. " Hu dons not need
it to laugh with Lnughiug is a trick
nature has for t-hnLmg off trouble and
shaking out the mental fogs. There is
no timu whun ( synipathi/.u with tiuimals
so much as when tluty feel awful jolly
and cannot toll it. Man has-the advan
tage , not so much In his trouble ! ; as iu lib
delights , llu cannot cry uuy belter than
a host of other animals , Wluita horrible
pcast he is whun he cries and screams
with pain or wrath- ! Hut he c.in laugh ,
You should always have for a family
doctor a man who can laugh. A liiiign
once saved my life. It never is so useful
us by the way of medicament. My doe-
tor tolls 21 good story , and has a genuine
smile. Smiles arc no * genrally not gen
uine. They are mostly urin.s , half
BiuotUend. When you. doctor looks
cheerful and hopeful you cutch it of him.
Lincoln , bearing thu country on his heart
in hours of disaster , fortunately could
Intigh , George W. Julian tells us that when
Lincoln approached the laughing spot in
n good story ho would lift his left foot to
his right knee , and , clinching his foot
with both hands and bending forward ,
his whplo tranio would bo convulsed with
his Hcnsations of delight.
Washington wns never known to have
laughed out oncO. It was nt Valley
Forge. Ho had ordered tlmt whoever ,
olllcer or private , got drunk , should bo
compelled to cut a stump in pieces.
Where the camp wns formed these stumps
wore overabundant. One morning ,
while making his tour of observation , ho
came upon n soldier who was chopping
out the very last stump. Washington
called to him pleasantly : "Well , good
fellow , you have found the last stump ? "
"Yes , sir , " growled the man , "and now
when an olllcer gets drunk there won't , bo
n stump left for him. " The general
laughed heartily and looked at Ids ofii-
cers. as if there were sonm of them en
titled to feel relief.
Thorcnu know a good laugher once ,
and tells us a good deal about him in
"Waldon" : "When I approached him
he would suspend his work , lie alone
the trunk of a nine which ho had felled ,
and , peelinir oil the inner bark , chewed
it while ho laughed , and talked. Such an
exuberance of anlmnl spirits hud ho that
he sometimes tumbled down and rolled
on the ground with laughter at anything
that tickled him. Looking around at the
"
trees ho would exclaim : "By George , I
can enjoy myself well enough here chop
ping ; I want no better sport. ' As ho sat
on a log to eat his dinner thu chicKadees -
dees would light on his arms and peck at
thu potato in his fingers. Ho said he
liked the little fellows about him. ' "
Thoreau's own laughter Is of thu silent
sort. I am afraid hu laughs at me per
sonally occasionally. What wo call
laughter IB only the explosion. Laugh
ter itself is not a noise.
Carlyle , in "Sartor Kesiirtus. " tells of
laughter that takes in the whole man
from head to heels. There arc as many
styles of laughing a.s there are laughers.
One begins slowly , thu fun gently creeps
out along the risible muscles , then the
hands lly up , the feet lly out , and thu
mouth Hies open. This man becomes the
victim of n joke , for it is very difficult to
slop when he gets to a reasonable maxi
mum. Tom Jones ( hat is not his name ,
but that makes no difference here never
laughs without such a rush of blood to
his head th.it I am afraid for his life.
Conceited laughter wags the head to
and fro , as if to say : You see I take the
joke ; I am quick to catch. Dr. Ovcawood
never laughs e.vecpts at his own jokes.
These please him. One of them will last
him for half un hour. 1 have .known him
to be all day at a joke and so in capital
humor all day. lint my friend L. has
only seven jokes , and these he has gone
over and over till we all know them and
when to expect them. So wo begin to
jaugh beforehand , and Hint's , the fun of
it. His Monday joke and his Tuesday
joke never get transferred. Ills Sunday
joke is a general article , adapted to the
day and liable to make us batter men. He
sits at the end of our table and carves our
beet and our fun.
STRANGER THAN ROMANCE.
\ European Who Grow Up Ainon ; the
China Mail : \ \ e learn from the Indian
papers that there has just arrived in Bom
bay , from the boundary commission , a
European named Johnson , who was kid
napped by an Afghan when a child , and
who up to the dale of the arrival of Sir
Frederick Roberts remained in Cabu'l ,
where ho rose to the position of a major
ii ) the aincer'd army. Iu Cabul he was
given the name of A/.if Khan and mar
ried an Afghan woman llu possesses a
great deal of the Cabuleo in features ,
while he has almost forgotten his mother
tongue , being tinablu lo speak English
save in a very broken manner. On" the
other hand he Ir.is mastered no less than
nine languages , prominent among which
are Persian and Hindustani as well as
Russian , and so adept is he in the tirsl
thnt ho has been engaged by several of
ficers to coach them for their examina
tions.
On the arrival of the force under Sir
Frederick Roberts , Johnson appeared in
the camp and sojight the protection of
the Uritisli , which was , of course , ac
corded him. Ho was taken cans of and
subsequently proved himself of immense
service to the general by his knowledge
of the country , "its roads and its languages.
Johnson possesses a certificate , signed by
the principal stall1ollicer , in which the
circumstances of his having been kidnapped -
napped , as above described , is st't forth ,
and in which a very hi < rh character for
usefulness and stoudino.ss is accorded to
him. On the return of the Hritish army
to India Johnson was appointed to ac
company the Roundnry Commi siop.and
to Colonel Ridgway hu proved himself a
most useful assistant , for there , too , his
intimatu acquaintance- with the various
languages was found of coiihiderable
v. . ic.
.Johnson arrived in Itombay recently ,
and is there seeking employment ; but his
chief view appears to be thu instruction
in Persian ot ollicers who are required to
pass iu that language. He states that
hu was most kindly treated throughout ,
his long re-sidcnco in Afghanistan ; that
ho was allowed Rs. 101) ) pay as major ; that
the country is delightful , and that it con
tains amplu supplies of everything for
man and beast ; but he resents most
strongly the savage character of the
Afghan tribes , who , he alleges , are over
murdering one another upon thu &light-
cst provocation.
QUEEN VICTORIA.
Her Coming .Jubilee How She Caino
to Hoar llor Name.
Edmund Yates in Now YorK World :
Nothing whatever has as yet b"i > ii de
finitely settled as to the stain ceremonial ,
which is to take place tjie 2lth ) of June
next , in honor of her majesty's jubilee.
A solemn thanksgiving service and pro-
cc.t.sion are coiit < ; mplaliMl , but none of
thu necessary details have been arranged
a.s yet. It is quite uncertain whether thu
function in question will take place iu
St. Paul's Cathedral or at West
minister Abbey. Considering the
( .trained relations with Russia which
havu marked the whole course of the
( | iieuu's reign , it is remarkable that her
first name , Alexaiidrina , should have
been conferred upon hur in honor of thu
thun reigning c/.ar , ot whom her father ,
thu Duku of Kent , was a warm admirer ,
and who was our faithful and clo > u ally
during thu wlmlo of the Castleroagfi
period of our foreign policy. ( Juorgo
IV. was to havu contributed another
nanm , Gcorglaua , but Gcorgiana Alex
andria would have deprived the emperor
of Ins precedence , and , on thu other
handAluxundrinaicorginna ( would have
durogntcd from the iMaiins of the namu
bornu , by the actual kuijr of Eng
land and all his Hanoverian pro-
docus.sons. The name of the
qiiuun's mother was therefore substi
tuted for that of her undo. At liioclin.st-
tiiiing of tint now-born princess she was
named Aluxandrina Vlctolre , but thu
second namu was speedily Anglicized or
Latini/ed into Victoria. A little buforu
Williiim 1 V'S death there was some flut
ter among official people as td thu desig
nation nnilor which thu queen expectant
should be proclaimed ami reign , Lord
Campbell , at that time Sir John Camp
bell , nn.1 holding the ollico of attorney
geuoral , represents himself us having do-
chk-d this mutter in conjunction with Mr ,
Charles ( jrovillo against Lord Lyudhtirst ,
who represented the opposition in favor
of the baptisipul names for the
proclamation , leaving It to thu
queen herself to choose afterwards
the namu under which fchu should reign.
A iong : other absurd suggestions was one
that she should be staled Kli/abeth , The
: tjiiirenUy | was that her maj
esty wns always to remain n maiden
queen , with porlinps Lord Melbourne for
her Leicester , Lord John Rupscl for her
Essex , and Sir John Campbell for her Sir
Francis Uacon. The fates happily de
cided otherwise , but it is curious to'think
that but for a moro chance or caprice , or
good sense , wo might now bo preparing
for the jubilee , not of Queen Victoria ,
but of Queen Aloxandrina. or Queen
Goorglaiia. I put Queen Elizabeth II.
entirely out of the question.
IT VMS HIS WIFE.
Slio Wn.q Uocogiiucil by the JIolo on
llor Slioitlitrr.
Lady Rambler In Louisville Argus ; A
friend tells a good joke in connection
with the decollete style of street dressing
that has been so prevalent during the
p.ist summer , lie says that a bridal
couple wont to the exposition one after
noon and staid during the evening. It
as while that sweet Damro oh < vas here.
The bride , taking her cue from the
lesthctic party known as the symphony
girls , insisted an getting a scat away up
iu front , and remaining there
as long as there was any music
to bo heard. The groom na
turally didn't care to sit there and
listen to Damroseh's "classical" strains
nil the time , so ho left his tootsy-wootsy
ami wont out where ho w > uld stretch his
legs and get a glass of eider or maybe it
wis : beer. While out ho met a friend in
fact , several friends. None of these knew
hu > vas married. Whilodiscussiugthil's ( :
the correct expression , isn't itJ ) the beer
or eider , whichever it was , one of these
friends began to tell of a lovely woman
ho had seen on the street , and gave a
very minute description of her , ending
by saying that she had a mole just at the
left of tlm lower part of the right shoul
der blade. The grcom , who had been
getting fidgety for some time , excused
himself and started oil' . The story-teller
went with him. As they passed down
the right-hand aisle iu Musio Hall the
the young fellow stopped the groom
and nointcd out a pretty girl , saying ;
"There she is Ain't she
now. a stun-
: : or ? I'd like to know who she is. " Be
fore the tortured husband , who saw that
his wife was the woman referred to.
could collect himself sullieii'iitly lo make
r. reply , the friend continued : "I
wouldn't mind marrying that woman
myself if it wasn't for one thing. 1
wouldn't line to know that another man
had soon that mole on her shoulder
blade. It's so low down , you see "
Sam says that at this point the husband
broke away from the speaker with a
muttered curse , saying : " 'Hint's enough
you are talking of my wife. "
There was moro of this little story , but
I have told enough to how is it ? point
a moral f
Six 11 mid rod Skeleton * In the Hoof.
St. James Gazette : Since the annexa
tion of Nice to France in 1870 , the former
Dominican church has been used as a
military bakery , A tow days ago it be
came necessary to examine the roof , ami
the architect was horrified to find in the
garret about six hundred skeletons flung
pete-mete. Medical experts declare that
they must ha/.o been , buried at
least three or four centuries
ago. It appears that when Nice
was occupied by the French troops in
t7 ! ) ' , the monks were expelled from the
building , and the church of St. Dominick
was converted into a national bakery ;
and it is .supposed that in carrying out
the transformation the graves in the lloor
of the church were emptied of their con
tents , which were transferred to the gar
ret anil Hung therein heaps. Most ot the
persons interred in that church must hi\o :
been members of noble families of Prov
ence or the neighboring districts , who
possessed the privilege of a place of in
terment within the church"forever. " ' 1 ho
majority of the'skclotonswero of women ;
probably among them was the skeleton
of a duchess or a savoy who is known to
have been buried in that church , All
these remains havu been buned in one of
the cemeteries of the town.
Jrt.iy in llallroad
New York Suiu The subject , of the in
troduction of metallic ties as an imperish
able ami cepmioal .substitute ! for the
present article lias led an authority in
this line to write that , after much track-
walking and observation of the condition
of wooilen cross ties in various stages of
decay , he concludes that the principal
cause of their short life is not natural decay -
cay , but a d-cay hastened by frequent
laceration and breaking of the wood
fibre by the rail spike , tbe breakage
in every in.staiicu being from the
surface , which is unshcllcicd
from weather and subjected to
constant strain from passing trains. Ex
periments in stone ami iron ties , hu sny.s ,
have proved very unsatisfactory , the
wood tie being declared by railroad men
uiioquiiled. Anything that will render
the service of the latter more lasting must
prove a great boom. Ills own observation
leads him to believe that a rni ! en air
which will prevent the mutilation of the
Hi ; in question and at the same time avoid
the .strain and wnvo motion imparted lo
mils by passiing trams will add to the
average life ol the wood lie nearly one
hundred pi > r cent and would at the same
lime decrease the co.st of truck muinicu-
ancu.
Prof , Clias , Ludwig Von Seeger
{ rnfi'fnrnf Moilldnn nt tun Itnynl ( Tiilv ( > ii > i'n
Iviiitfltl of tin * Idr .il Aiittnari OiMcr of lhn Iron
Cinwn ; Knluht tVmm > tti'lt'r ' uf tint l ( < tyil ; Spanlili
llrilBinr IvilH'll'i. idilvlitnl tun Unynl I'rimliiii o < -
ilcrof trio K'jtl K.inlu ; fliuv.tllur ! * if Hit ) Lo liu of
llunnr , PIC. , H < * . , Hty * '
"liHllllU UO'S ( 'OOA IIKKI' TIINIO HhoiiM nol 1)8
cnnfi.umluil wlilt ilmlumlo nt | ia Hy riirn nils. Ull
In niiKi'ii u iif Ihu iTiinlu p.ili'nt iniMi'fly. linn tlior-
v en tvmti.iiil with Its uicilit tit i > riimillm | >
Wiimv It In Ijo iiut iinly a ( ( uitiunili * iiliaimiircuiluul
iirniltivt. hut iN wnrlfi ) ' of tlt t liluh rnmimMi'l'ittoii ' *
It IWHrurtilvt'il in nil purl * of iliu world. It rout'cni
( IIHIHICH nf Hwf. Oora , ( Jiiliiluu , lionninl Calliiv.t.
wlili'h arnitUsnlvuil In imreci'imlii' ) Hp'iiiUli ' lniiurl.i | [
Crmvn Slurry. "
liivalualilittiiull wlinnni Ituii Down , .Vurvoiu , Dri-
porilii , lllllniu. Malarlmm at alllcU'il nltli ivu.iU kill-
iicy. Hiu'.MUi : : > r'lMn'\noN.s ,
Her Majesty's ' Favoritle CosmotlcGlyccrine
UHI > I | liy Her llo.il Hlahnofa the I'rlnrnn lit Wulni
miiltliK iKililllly. Fur the Hkln. Cuiiijilmlon. Kriip-
llorm.Cliapiiliit ! , UiHiiiliiiehS.fl.iM , Ol ilruidiiuti.
CO' 8 iliiiiulna MTIIP nufKump.irilU , It
J tttltiu biaiura.ijurllulitlliiiiiirkut. : | !
Or tint l.liiiiiu-
( 'urud liy AiliiiliiNlcriiig- .
.t < : au liaKivi-N in a cup of rc.lUnor im without
; hc knou U'llKcof Ilio IMTMIII Inking n. isHb-.oliiUsly
unrnilc . mid mil ulli-rl A | > fiin.iiii > iit uU bpc-cily
euro. wUbi ! > Vr Urn pailunl 1 a tno.leiut'j iriukcr o
tu tucoQollo wruL'lc. It iiai luu-n given In tfcou *
Uu.ifUuf cniua , nnil lu uvuiy lugiiii.inip ; ipfvi | euro
Ijaa fiiMnuiMl. Il nuvnr lullt. T u Ijntin ouco
ImtUpyiiuluU with tint rii'i-ci.- ' , It lMromim uttft
luijiotalltllliy for tin ) liquor npix-lllo lo rUl ;
FOUH.U.K UV 7OM'JWINq DIUKJUISTH :
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I Slli iV filming S | . , lliiKiju. , Nrb.J
A. II. 1'OSTJSK iV illit ) . , .
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Cull or write for imiil | > L-t : ciMidiliiiiirf
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Mini I.IIIIB " nlnuoilture ramvilr Thl I " " u k
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ral funiUi MHiinra'-tiirwl imlir l > r A. U. Wuti'i
clioiu > l. li 'iton. Sold Ij nil druyif > ti.
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FOR AND AM ,
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IT CONTAINS NO OPIUM.
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Thnro nro ninny Connti ( * urn . rnch ropro
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AT DRUGGISTS.
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ITS
I f , that nil Food Bnkcil or Honntud.nlioal'l ' ho onolo-
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Jinn. MAHT H. WELCH. Toai'lii-r Doniontlo Eronomr.
lonaSt.ito I'nivurHlty.snjii : "JlyUelllwrntoltldKinunt
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t tin food plnci > il tlicreln iabottiTcooltml , vlillorotnln-
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jufi-n. I llml.nlito.tlinttliucoii'iiniiitloii otfiiel in tula
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