2 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SATtTRDAY , OCTOBEK 28 , 1880. TROPHIES OF THEIR TRIP Captain Worloy's Sitlo Victorious In thc Gun Olub Shoot , LOCAL SPORTING SPLINTERS Knymond an a "Woman Unto" Court Notes The County Hospital Ilohc- i Inn Hcpubllcnns Hrcvltlcs and Other Ijoc.il Noxvs. The Gttn Club. Yesterday morning the members of the Omaha Gun club returned from thcit annual InMit , the most of them loaded down with the trophies of their trip. The game was collected at the store of Col- Ilna , Gordon & Kay , where it was counted yesterday afternoon , i ho following is the record of the points made by the con testant. * : CA1TAI.V WOHMJV'S SIDE. General George S. Smith , of Captain Worloy's milo , made at Uiirllett , In. , tlio I highest individual fccoro. Ho bagged thc 'following : 1'olnts. Total. : i .Snnilnlpcrs 1 M n Klllileer 1 fl 18 Ited breasts 3 SM 1 l.nrtro ycllnNY Ini ; 3 : i 7 .lack snlpo 21 1 1'olienn. . 15 Ifi 2.5 Teal ducks 4 100 S Nlinvcler.1 ilucks 4 M W Wlducon ducks 0 10 a Wood dticlit ) fi 2E 1 1'lntijll duck 0 a i nudity duck : r > n 1 Keiilte.vl diiclc 0 n IS Milliard ducks 7 W 1 Hawk 10 10 1 I'lnnuttcd i ; nut 3D 4 4 Total Frank rarmalco , Tom Cotter and George Kay bagged 010 points in the lakes near lionoy Creek , la. Their score is as follows : Points Total 2 Sandpipers ! ' " 1 Lnrno \ ol low-lee / it H lU.uiiula KOOSU 12 111 70 Teal ducks 4 280 4 Widgeon ducks 5 SHI 1 Tmhvoll duck t > n Sl'lntall ducks r. 10 MMidliud ducks 5 COO ! 1 Hawks 10 SO U I'iniietetl grouse 4 1 Total OMO 11. A Worley , and A. S. Patrick found game at Mcnoma , la. , as follows : Points Total. 4 Redbreast snipe a 8 WJ.Jacksnlpo 3 Itt ! H Teal ducks 4 li'J 2 ( Jiulwall ducks 5 10 1 Wood duck 5 5 10 Mallard ducks 7 112 2 Hawks 10 20 Total f 3 11. 15. Kennudy hunted at Stillwntor with thc following result : Points Total. 18 Teal ducks 4 73 5 Mallard ducks 7 Wi 1 Hawk 10 10 Total 117 John K. Stout also shot at Stillwater and obtained the following : Points Total. 7 Teal ducks 4 5i3 1 llt'Uhcnd duck 0 0 r , Mallard ducks 7 : 3 ritmctL'd grouse -1 12 Total 81 Grand total , Worloy's side , 1503 points. CAI'FAIN HAUDIN'S SIDE. J. , T. Hardin and C. A. Penroso bagged the following over in ilarrisou county , Iowa : Points. Total. > i < 0 Hn\vks..i i 10 CO 1 Tilt up 1 1 U .Pluneted k'roliso 4 12 1 Kill doer 1 1 1 Small yellow leg 1 1 t ! 1 fed breasts 2 4 3 Sor.\ rail 2 3 1 Clapper rail 0 0 3 harco yellow legs : i 0 IS Jack suipo u no 1 Night huron 12 12 44 Teal ducks 4 170 0 Widgeon ducks 5 'M 1 ( inihvnll duck n 5 1 Wood duel : 5 5 1 Hed head duck 0 n 20 Milliard ducks 7 182 1 Coon 1Q 15 Total iJC3 C. B. Lane , Goodley F. liruckor , John Fields were at Gothenburg , Neb. , and bagged the following game : Points Total. 17 Canada RCOSO 12 SCO 4ttHutclieonsicosQ 8 SCO 1 Whooping craiio 20 20 1 Owl. . . . . . . 10 10 Total "COO Eugene Finger was hunting at Flor ence lake. Ills string counted as fol lows : Points Total. 8 Teal ducks 4 yj 1 Uiiddy duck. , 5 S Total 3T Ed Lcodor and Gus. Ichon were at Still- ' ' \rator lake and captured the following bag of game : c = > Points Total. 11 ! Sandpipers 1 : i 1 ( iolduiiplover. . . . . 3 : i 14 Teal ducks 4 CO 2 Shoveler ducks 3 8 1 Widgeon duck f. 5 20 Mallard ducks 7 140 C Hawks 10 50 11'innctcd grouse. . . 4 4 " Total . 209 Grand total for Uardin's sido. 1408. Th'is gave the victory to Cauta'.u Wor- ley's sldn by a small majority of iM ' noiuts. rTho banquet , for which the losing side will foot the hill , will bo given at the Millard - lard hotel this evening. ' "Ed Hothory'H UiHui-u From tiio East Tliu Glove Content. Ed llothory , the well known local sport , returned yesterday afternoon from " 'tpo cast where ho has been for the past two months. Ho wns mot at Council , > Uliin"s by u number of his friends and es corted to the city , hast evening a re- rt coption was tendered him nt Herb ltoth Cory's nlaco on Fifteenth street. A sump tuous banquet was spread the guests at whioh were the leading representatives of local sp'orts. Col. A. II. Forbes was the manager of thu successful utlnir. * Ed Hothory has been in in New York since thu middle of August , Ho went to i 1'itUiburg to see the match between Sul livan and lluarld , llu confirms tlio rn ports of Ilearld'd weakness and says ho has no business in trying to stand before Sullivan. While ho docs not nspcoially like Sullivan personally , considering him H good of a bulldo/or nnd bully , Mr. Kotnory thinks ho Is a world boater in the prize ring.THE THE OI.OVK CONTK3T , Complete arrangements have been made for Iho McCormack-MeDonald glove contest , whioh will take olaco nt Cunningham hall this evening. Theeon- test is for eight rounds , Quconsbnry rules to govern for the entire gate receipts , A ItKCKlTION VOU IlANI.l'.r. Jack Ilnaley will be released 'on Mon day morning from the Nebraska potii- iuntinry , wiioro ho has served a sentence lor having pounded up Fell in the prize light tit Cloimvuter , In Sanndors county two yours ago , A number of his friends from this city will meet him nt Lincoln and-bring him to Omaha , where a bonclit entertainment will bo given for him. Nebraska ami loivn Weather , Kor Nebraska RIU ! Iowa Fair weather , preceded by local rain in eastern jxntlou ; cooler. AMUBHMKNTS. A Ijargo Atnllonco Greets Itnytrtotjjl In U Is New riny. That oddest and most dcligbtful o ! comedians , John T. Htiymonxl , wa ; greeted last evening with an audience large , friendly and intelligent. Ho i ; the same eccentric inrcstiblo blundcrci in this new play of tiio "Woman Hater' as iu other moro familiar roles. The part ( its him or he fits it , nnd his person ality is as marked as over. The play li nn amusing four act piece , n trillo lonp drawn out in places , though clcvoi enough for tlio most part , and thc audience seemed delighted. The plaj rather bulios its name nnd deals witli the exploits of harmless but susceptible old bachelor who is kept in constant hoi water , owing to tlio multiplicity of his entanglements and his constant cmhar assing dilemmas and helplessness witli regard to extricating himself from his diniculties. involves a crowd of laugluv bio situations. Mr. Raymond's company was satis' factory and capable in their parts. "The Woman Hater1' will bo repoatcil at the matinee this afternoon and to > "The " will bo niyht Magistrate" given with Mrs. Itorden In the cast , Resolutions ofllcspoct. At a regular meeting of Overland lodge , No. 123 , H. of L. F. , the following resolution were unanimously adopted : WimtKAs , It has pleased the Almighty Hiilur of tlio Tnlversoto remove from out ranks our esti oined brother , O. M. Jones , wlio was killed ut Ills post of duty In n rail road wreck nt ( illinore. Neb. , on the Union Pnolllc railway , on September IB , and WmuiKAS , Overland ledge No. 123 has lost a most faltlil'ul and esteemed mombcr , his wife a beloved husband , Ids chlldicu an efl > ctlotiale father : tlieieforc , bolt llesolvod , That this lodge extends to his licrcaved wife and children In their sad hout of boreavoineiit Us heartfelt sympathy and commend them to Him who alone can heal the hn.-irt's deepest sorrow. Hcsoived , That wo drape our charter in mourning for the space of thirty days as n token ot respect lor our departed brother , and that a copy of tliesu resolutions bo pre sented to his wife and children and that tlioy bo spread on the minute.- * the into tl UK and be published in our mngn/luo. Or.o. T. AXDKHSO : ? , WM. H. HAT , FlIAXK McCAI.I , , _ Committee. The Church In Court. Tlio case of B. A. Fowler vs. thc War den's vestry of St. John's church , was argued before Judge McCulloch yester- tcrday. The action was brought to se cure judgment on a claim of $100 for architect's services. The defense sot up that they had engaged Mr. Fowler to prepare plans for a church to cost not moro than # 7,000 , but that he lurnishcd plans for a structure that could not bo erected for less than $14,000. Tliu court decided in tavor of the defendants , 1'ormlts. Superintendent Whitlook issued build ing ncrmits yesterday as follows : A. 8. Patrick , three 15story frame dwelllugs/l' wouty-slxtli near Corby. . 83,000 Francis I. Thomas , ono story frame ad dition , Twenty-eighth avenue near Ctimliigs . 150 Francis I. Thomas , ono story frame cot tage , Twenty-eighth avenue near Cumlngs . 400 Three permits astiroRatlng . § 3,450 Incensed to Wed. Judge McCulloch has issued marriage li censes to the following parties : Name , llesldcncc. Ace. I P. W. W. Mutliln . Omaha 'X I Jcanctto Peterson . Omaha 83 ( OlafF. Johnson . Omaha 20 ( Nellie Palmgreen . Omaha 23 ( William Koblnson . Omaha 22 I Aunio Uankes . Omaha 21 Court Notes. In district court yesterday , the jury in the case of W. J. Council vs. John Hol- lenbcck et al. , returned a verdict for the plaintiff in the sum of $1,370.52. The case of Mary J. Suholler vs. S. G. Stevenson , a suiutor damages on account of appropriation of personal property , was called before Judge Wakoly yester day.Two Two suits were commenced in Judge McCulloch's court against the bankrupt for $318. In the same court A. J. Potter com menced suit against (3. ( E. Mnyno , on a claim of William Nessmgor for $250 for failure to perform a contract. Personal Paragraphs. J. W. Love , of Fremont , is in the city. J. H. Pratt , of Summer llill , is' in the city.T. . T. C. Uraimmi , ol Kearney , is at the Pax ton. E. U. Perfect , of Anamosa , is at the Puxton. EM. ) S. Davis , of Wayne , is at the Metro politan , Mayor Ashley , of Red Oak , la. , is at tiio Merchants. Dan Farroll.shorili'of Mills county , la. , is at the Millard. Hy llvams , a _ commercial emissary for a Now York jewelry house , is at the Paxton. Among the strangers in town is Mr. Alfred Smith , representing Charles A. Gillig's United States exchange , ( lie head quarters for Americans in London , Eng land , who is making a tour in the United States in the interest of that concern. Ijlnwood Park. Articles of association of Linwood park were filed with the county clerk yesterday. The inoorporators , J. H. Gibson , D. H. Archer , J. P. Uuy , A. .1. Hobon , J. II. Donison , C. G. Yungron , J. E. Vangren.and J. E. O'Hoarnp , propose to purchase and plat thu west j of the s w J of tlio s o 1 of section 8. township M , range 1 ! ) , in Douglas county , and place the same on the market. After MoUaulloy , Sheriff Kendal , of Grcoloy , Colorado , arrived in tlio bity yesterday 'to take charge of Ed McCaulloywho was ar rested herb on Monday charged with the larceny of two shot guns and some cloth * ing at Greolcy. ShoriU'lCendal was urmed with tlio necessary requisition papers and returned homo with his man last oven * i"S- The County Hospital , The county commissioners j'csterday received plans for the proposed county hospital from E. E. Meyers , of Detroit , and Francis Tunica , of Omaha. The bids will bq opened and noted upon by the commissioners to-day. HoVinmlan Itopiililloans. The mooting of Uohemian republicans , which was called at Simanek & Kuch's hall , on Thirteenth street , last night , was , on account of the storm , postponed until next Friday evening , when action will bu taken in endorsing a ticket , to bo supported by the Bohemian republicans of the eitjj. Urevltles. The not proceeds of the police ball will bo about $1,200. J. W. Morse , cencral passenger agent of the Union Pacific , went west last evening , John Mullen was arrested yesterday nftoruoon for stealing a silver watch from umun named \\jlliam Lyles. Tlu ) leave of absence of Major John i' , Hawkcn9ot thivdcpartmentof tlioPlatto , has been extended three days. Engine No. 831 , of the Union Pacific , which was so badly damaged in the wreck at Gllmoro , wns taken out of the shops yesterday and given a trial trip by Engineer Matt Pnrr. Government Director Ilanna , of the Union Pacific , and a party of eastern friends , loft last evening in a special car for thc cast. Mr. Hanna has just com pleted a tour of inspection of the road. Richard McGuire , an employe at the Union Pacific transfer , slipped and fell yesterday afternoon while engaged in his work and broke his letr. Ho was brought to Omaha and taken to St. .Joseph's hos pital , where the fracture was reduced and the injured man made as comforln- blo as possible. Itcal Kstnto Trnnsrbra. The following transfers were filed Oct. 21 , with tlio county clerk : Albert. ! Peck and wlfo to A K McCaud- llsb , part lot 5 , blk 8 , Isabcll add , n c SI. ( U'oruu H HOURS et al to Magslo Olckcnson , lot 10 , blk 4. .Marsh's add. w d-SU.000. A .1 Stanley to C U Miller , lot fin Pruyu's subdlv In Lake's add , w d-Sl.OM. Henry SnlKlo and wlfo to Kitjieno Aylos- wet tlu ' . ft lots 13 , 14 , hlk 70 , South Omaha , next to the w 50 ft sd lots , w d S 1.000. Ko E Hcitrand to ( Jcorgo W Xlcoly. n ir l ft lot 00 , Olaes' add , w d * 700. F 1 , Smith to L V Morse ct al , lot J , blk 2 , Clarendon , w d Sl.'AV ) . Onmlin Uonl Estate & Trust Co. to L V Morse et al , lot 10 , blk 2 , Clarendon , w d 81.2.W. John Onllachcr and wife to L V Morse et al , lots . W , blk U , Patrick's 2d add , w d 8'J.100. O W Logan and wife to L V Morse and T 0 Hriuuier , lots 1 , 2 , blk 3 , Clarendon , w d 82.000. Wm ,1 Paul to Chnrles 0 Samuolson , lot S , blk "K , " Lowe's 1st add , w d-SSOO. Viola H Dodge and husband to Amanda Z Peck , Iot4 , blk 2 , Oxford place add , q c SI. Amanda / Peck nnd husband to Viola II Dodge , lot 3 , blk 2 , Oxford place add , n e SI. Amanda X Peck nud husband to John A Dodge , lot 4 , blk 2 , Oxford place add , q c 8 Vi * Hans Win-loth and wlfo to Peter Peterson , w X lot 10 , blk . Bronklluc , w d S.TO. P C Hlmebaugh and wife to Joseph F Soger , lots 27 and 23 , blk 2 , Himebaugh's add , w d S400. James Voro nnd wife to Clarence W Afoul- ton , lot 10 , blk 10 , Walnut Hill , w d-8750. C E Mayno ct al to ( ieoruo W Mauslield , lot 14 , 15 , blk 8 , Orchard Hill , w d 82,400. llanimh Hnrtmau nnd husband to Henry Hitter , lot 4. blk 212 , Omaha , w d $2 000. Ella F Lntson to Amelia E Uoltz , lot 15 , blk 0. llauscom place , w d § 2,100. J W Bedford ot al to Dexter L Thomas , lot 2 , bile 4 , KIrkwood add , wd S700. John Nowiski nnd wife to Simon Grosncr , lot 12 , blk 3 , Arbor place , Omaha , w d SICO. A Good Deed AVcll Rewarded. Pall Mall Gazette : Richard Wilkin son , a carpenter , of Stourbridgo , has just received news that property to the value of 25,000 , and money to the amount of 1,450 has been bequeathed to him in tlio north of England by Mr. W. C. Willis. In tlio snring of 18SU Wilkinson was in the neighborhood of Newcastle- on-Tyno , and on tno evening of April 5 he went out for a stroll along the Tyno side. Ho was walking between Wnllstond and Newcastle , and saw a gentleman who had been seized with giddjness from a lit fall into the river. Wilkinson lost no time in hastening to his rescue , and though he could not swim he jumped in after the stranger. The water was not deep at the spot , or it would have gene badly witli both of them , fiiras it vas the rescuer had a struggle to gee his man out. He could not speak for about ten minutes , and when ho came round he said that ho should have been dead if Wilkin son had not happened to see him and save him. The gentleman , who was Mr. WC. . Willis , ot good position in the neighborhood , was much exhausted , and Wilkinson assisted him homo. Mr. Willis gave him fis. and said : " -You" have saved my life tonightand I shall never .forgot . 3'ou as long as 1 live. " The Now Yorlc Jilevateil Now York Mail and Express : That was an interesting statement which was published yesterday concerning the busi ness of tlio Manhattan Elevated railroad. Iu thirteen years tlio number of passen gers carried annually has increased from (114,025 to 115,10D,0'Jlmoro , ' than 178 times , while the gross recoipta have gene un from § 01,002.55 to $7,420.210.88 , or about 102 times. To 1877 tlio statistics are tlioso of Now York elevated only. Those of 1878 are of the New York elevated for the year and the Metropolitan elevated for four months. From that time on all the roads are included. The. increase of passengers from 1871) ) to 1880 , the year ending September 80 , is from 40,015,181 to 115,10'J,5)1. ' ! ) The daily average carried last month was 815,301) ) , and the largest number of passengers ever carried in a day was 550 , 114 , on Juno 5 , 1880. This extraordinary record of the growth of the business is made more gratifying by the fact that only ono life has been lost by tv passenger on board the curs , and in that case death was the result of the passen ger's own negligonco. This is unique in the history of railroads. With existing facilities the roads can carry 700,000 passonget'8 a day. A Yankee linwyor's Response. Lewiston Journal : George Cumin is a Calais lawyer , famed for his wit and talents all through eastern Maine. Not long ago , a banquet of some kind was given in St. Stephens , N. 11. . opposite Calais , at which Mr , Curran was ono of the invited guests and speakers. A pompous Englishman responded to the toast "Groat Uritain" in the most glow- inir terms , in which he used the well- worn expression , "Tho empire on which the sun never sets , " and indulged in some comparisons which were not pleas- injr to the Americans present Mr. Curran responded to " .Tlio United States. " Ho remarked that ho did not know sis lie could say of his country what tht ) gentleman who preceded him had claimed for Great Britain , tliat it is "an empire on which thc sun never sots , " but ho fell like thanking God that He is not afraid to let us slay in tlio dark ! It is estimated that the prune crop in Santa Clara county , California , this sea son is worth gl.aOQ.flOO. Ex-Senator Paddo.ek and wife , of 15eat- rice , are at the Millard. Hood's Sarsaparilla Combines , la a manner peculiar to Itself , tlio best blood-purifying and strent'tlicnlng reme dies ot the vegetable kingdom. You will find thli wonderful remedy effective where- other medicines liavo failed. Try U now. It will purify your blood , regulate the digestion , and give new llfo nud vigor to the entire body , "Hood's Snrsnparllla did mo great good. I was tired out from overwork , nnd It toned me up. " Hits. O. K. SIMMOXS , Cohoes , N. Y. " I suffered tlireo years from blood poison. I tool ; Hood's Sarsaparilla and think t ara . cured , " Una. If. J , DAVIS , llrockpoit , N. Y , Purifies tiio Blood K Hood's Sarsaparilla U characterized 1 > y three pecullailtlcs i 1st , Iho combination ot remedial agents ; Id , the proportion ; 3d , tlio proceti of securing the nctlvo medicinal qualities. The result Isamcdlclno of unusual strength , effecting cures hitherto unknown. Send for book containing additional evidence. " Hood's Sarsnnarllla tones up my system. purifies my Mood , sharpens mv aiipetlto , aim Kcems to make mo over. " J. V. Taoiirjjux , Keglster ot Deeds , l.invell , Mass. "Hood'j Sarsaparilla beats nil others , and Is worth lu weight In paid. " I , UAUIUMCITOK , 130 lttck Street , Now York City. Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. ( I ; six for $5. Made only by 0.1. HOOD & CO. , Lowell , llass. IOO Doses Ono Dollar * SOME FAMOtiS HISSING , An English Artist Gjvcs nn Exceedingly Onricms Ecswmo. The First nccortldil Kiss wns tlu Trenclieroua Ojic Given by Jacob to Ills Father Is n no i Titl-HltSiThc first recorded kiss was tin treacherous one given , by Jacob to hii lather Isaac , whori the former was inns quoradlng as Es'an. It Is tlio lirst in r seiics of deceitful kisses. Equally treach erous was the kiss given by Joab whoi about to assassinate his brother coml mandor , of whom ho was Jealous , lie caught Amassa's heard bv the right hand to kiss him , and when the ether was thus thrown oil' his guard , Joab stabbed hiir by n Icft-lmmled thrust with a shorl sword. All through historr instances ol treacherous kissing occur ; but is an unpalatable - palatable- subject , and 1 pass to lighter themes , Tlicro is a famous kiss in the "Beg' gar's Opera. " It was given by Macbctli to Jenny Diver , and the unpleasant of- feet which It produced on him may be judged from the sarcastic remark : "One may know by your kiss that your gin is excellent. " I'ctruchio gnvo his bride a kiss of enor mous calibre. Wo nro told that ho ' 'kist her lips with auoh a clamorous smack , that at the parting all the church echoed.1 Thu kiss given by the Duchess of Dev onshire to a butohor , for his vote , has almost n world-wide reputation. Iho butohor was bold and ingenious enough to demand a kiss as the price of his vote. It was gracefully given and the kisseo be came known as the butcher Steele who kissed the Duchess. Ho thus increased hs ! trade and gained historic fame. I should like to know the opiuion of the Duchess as to the difioroneo in the llavor of a Duke's kiss and ' a butcher's. It is related that Voltaire was once kissed in a theater bv the beautiful Countess do Villars. The pittites , in their enthusiasm for the great writer , compelled her to give him the salute. Almost ovcry ono has heard of the lirst kiss given by Dominie Brown to his sweetheart Janet , after a courtship of seven years. Ono evening as they sat together in the customary solemn silence. Mr. Brown summoned courage and said : "Wo have boon acquainted now for seven yearsand I've never gotten a kiss yet. D'yo think I might tak' yan , by bennie girlr' " .Just as you like , Johnonly ; bo becom ing wi' it.'f "Surely , Janet , we'll ask ? blessing. For what wo are about to receive , Lord make us truly thankful. " The kiss was taken , and the worthy di me , ovorvpowcre4 by the blissful sensa tion , rapturously ( jixolanncd : "O , Janet , it is gude. WoTl return thanks. " Six mouths aftcrwartls they wore mar- vied. ; , , . Every ono rein embers the famous kiss imprinted by Mr. Bumble on the "chasto nose" of Mrs. Cornovyand the still more famous kiss applied to the lips of Mary , the pretty housemaid , bv Sam Wollor. The latter event is tlius amusingly de scribed in "Pickwick.1. , ] " ( Jot your hat , Saiuj" said Mr. Pick wick. : "It's below stairs , sir , " said Sam , and ho ran down aftor'it. ' Now there was , nobody in the kitchen but the pretty ho'iiseniafd ; and as Sam's hat was mislaid bij hod toJook for it , and the pretty hou's.cmanlligliicd ! him. They Jiad'to.look'all ovoc tnu 7 > laeq for the hat. The pretty houburhald , in' bet1 anxiety to lind it wont down' tin her knees , and turned over all the things that wqro heaped together in a little corner. by the door It was an awakward corner. You couldn't get at it without shutting the door lirst , "Hero it is , " said the pretty house maid ; "this is it , ain't it ? " "Let mo look , " said Sam. The pretty housemaid had stood the candle on the lloor. As it gave a very dim light Sam was obliged to go down on his knees'bqforo ho could see whether it really was his own hat or not. I was a remarkably small corner , and so it was nobody's fault but the man's who built the house Sam and the pretty house maid wore necessarily very close to gether. "Yes , this is it , " said Sam. "Good- by. " " " said the house "Good-by , pretty maid. "Good-by , " said Sam , and as ho said it ho dropped the hat that had cost so much trouble m looking for. "How awkward you arc , " said the pretty housomaid. You'll lose it again H you don't take caro. " So just to prevent his losing it again she put it on for him. Whether it was that the pretty housemaid's face looked prettier still when it was raised toward Sam's ' , or whether it was the accidental consequence of their being so near to each ether is a matter of uncertainty to this day but , Sam kissed her. "You don't mean to say that you did that on purposoy" said the pretty house maid , blushing. "No , 1 didn't ' then , " said Sam , "but I will now. " So ho kissed her again. "Sam ! " said Mr. Pickwick , calling over the banisters. "Coining , sir , " replied Sam. running upstairs. "How long you have been ! " said Mr. PiuKwiok. "Thero was something behind the door which porwcntod our gutting it open lor over so long , sir , " replied Sum. Ami tills was the lirst passage of Mi1. Uruiler's lirst lovo. AN ALASKA FOREST. ISiiormoiis TrocH .Surrounded by Vast FloltlH or Ice. 1'redoriok Sohwatka in Now York Times ; Wandering around near camp I was struck with .astonishment at the Croat siy.o of the tniqyof the forest into which wo had crnnj.cJYithin twenty foot of the camp Urn worotwo trees , one , of which measured twelve foot t > even inches and the ether seventeen foot in ciroum- foronco at the lioight'df a person's arm from the ground. , 'file Jattor had its thick , shaggy bar.kifltnpnod oil' nearly to the ground. boinK'ituloau tree and thin losing much in itphi < > iCsuroment. About thirty yards froin Mu'tf ' ) WHS a trco that guvo twonty-ono fcfclpm circumforoncoat about six feet friirrr tlio ground. The most astonishui { ir'nart was that such a forest should bun-found actually sur rounded by iUten to twenty miles across in owvpry direction. Of course it is reasonable , , to suppose that trees were hero b fjoro-f ho ico. and this forest probably onot ; connected with the forests of the great Hat lauds. Hero was undoubted ovidoncn ( hat this small forest was being obliterated rapidly by the ad- vanning trent of the Guyot glacier , the fyot-ico grinding the huge trees into pulp and BDliiitui'S as surely nn a quart/- crusher grinds the rook into powder , Trees live and six feet through were bent over and splintered as though they were brush , while some of the fallen trunks woru split longitudinally into perfect kindling wood. It was the mills of the gods grinding slowlyt etc. Nor were they grinding so very slowly , either , as ono could see by comparing them with other glacial action near by. But n little way oil' , probably a hall mile to a inilo away , was a small clump of woods , into which the glacier in the past had pro truded , as shown by tlio fallen shattered trunks that { ay near the edge of a small moraine , trout which the gla cier had now re'trcatcd n great number of rods. Out from tho- bristling line ol shattered tree trunks piled over each other for nearly or fully a hundred yards all the spruce trees were dead but still standing , their whitened trunks and long , gaunt limbs contrasting strangely ami conspicuously with the trees still covered with foilago that formed their background. These dead evergreens had boon actually killed by the prox imity to the ice without Its touching thorn , and either by its chilling tnlluoneo kept up throughout the year for prob ably centuries , or the constant applica tion of the lee water about their roots preventing their growth ; for along this foot-ico there was always a marshy stream of ice water draining oil' to ih'o nearest muddy creek or rill. This was true of the glacier foot not over lllty yards from our camp in the forest , for hero wo got our water for cookinir purposes , but here , also , the ice of the glacier hail evidently como forward so fast that the trees were ralhor killed by direct crushing of their trunks nnd InnlH than by the slower ono of the iiitluenco of great masses of ice near by , and it was possible to sit down on this foot-ice of the Uuyot glacier , probably ten to twenty foot thick at that point , and at the same time bo under the shade of a huuo evergreen tree , if a per son dodircd two such cooling influences at tho'same time. Thus I eamo to the conclusion that the front of this great gh ior was likotho lingers of some huge radiating animal prolonging themselves outward and retracting again at long in tervals , that would require many human lives ono after tlio other to measure a single stride and its backward How. A SAMPLE'SERVANT. The Style of Cntcchlsm to Which Housewives nro Sulijcctcil. Now Orleans Times Democrat : A lady living up town recently advertised for a cook , and among the numerous appli cants was an aged women , evidently u .native of the Emerald Islo. On being ushered in she greeted the madam pleas antly , and , after the usual exchange of civilities , a conversation look place which was overheard by ono of the at taches of this paper , and is given to the public verbatim , as follows : Bo you the lady that wishes to hoirc a survint ? " "Yes. " "How many of yo's is they ? " "Two my son and m3-solf. " "Thin you ar' a widda ; ami may oy ask yo how long has it boon since yuro ouhl man doid ? " "Sixteen years. " "Shuro you ar1 a moity foiu-lookin' lady to hav' been a widda all that toim ; but ye hav' been takin' good care of yurosol' , so you hav. ' Is that young girril in the garden your daughter ? " "No. " "Yur sisthcr ? " "No. " "Then who is she ? " "A visitor. " "Have you any daughthcrs ? " "Yes , two ; both married. " "llav1 yea ony grandchildren ? " "Eight ? ' "They cum around to sco ycz , don't they ? " "Yes. " "So it's only yuresel' and yuro son that lives iu this big'houso , is it ? It's a big place for two of ye's , so it is. And may I ask what tlio lad dux for a livin1' " "He is a journalist. " "A journalist is it ? And what toimo duz yox ate broakfas' ? " "About 10 o'clock. " "What toimc Uuz the lad go to his work ? " Eleven o'clock. " "Ilavo yex a good room phor the sur- vint ? " "Vcry'nice ; and if you arc satisfied will you tell me what you expect for your services ? " "Certainly , I will bo doin' that same thing. I hover wprks for loss than $15 a month , and that is what I expects. " "That is more than I will pay. " "Very well , lam sorry , but I can't work for loss , so I'll bo biddin' ycx good- buoy and wishin' yuro luck in getting a chapo survint. " A Wild West Virginian's "Bonus Koll. " Wheolmg Register : A well dressed man registered at tlio McClure house on Saturday evening last nnd was assigned a room. Next morning a chambermaid wiio had gene to clean up tlio room , came down stairs with wide open eyes , holding in her outstretched hands a bun dle of bank notes , bound together by a gum , with a ercon crisp , new $100 bill starting out from the top of the roll. Clerk Harrison took possession of the roll , which was about half an inch thick , and looked as if it contained several thousand dollars. Very naturally ho ran the edges of thc bills through his lingers , when ho was surprised to lind that the in side was nothing but common printed papor. Ho then examined thc roll mqro closely , and discovered on Iho onposilo side a brand now looking fffiO note , which was connected with the $100 bill at thc turn of the roll. Next to the hundred and lifty bills were several confederate notes and the whole was so neatly ar ranged that any ono would bo deceived into believing it was a large package of billp. It is thought the roll is used to "stand ofT'1 a faro kooDor. The owner goes into a faro room , buys probably $25 worth of chips , pulls out his roll and probably lays it down beside him , saying that it will stand good for the $05. If no wins it is all right ; if ho loses ho buys more chips on the strength of the fat roll. In this manner ho has two or three chances of winning , and no chance of losing any thing except the false roll. The Man With n Class Kyo. Chicago Inter-Ocean : "Spoaking of glass eyes , " said an old lawyer , "brings to mind u little incident that occurred in Chicago. Among the young professional men is ono wiioso brilliant black eyes would attract intention anyvhoro. Ho goes much into society , and is quite a favonto among the ladies because of his eyes. Ono of these beautiful black eyes is glass , hut it scorns no much the count erpart of the otlinr that not ono norsoii in a hundred would detect its artificiality. Among the members of his profession not ono knows that the young man has only ono good eye , "On ono occasion ho escorted a young lady to the refreshment tables and enter tained her with pleasant chat in a way that ho thought was making a fav'orablo impression. As they were taking ice cream ho looked up as HIO ! gave utterance to some startling exclamation , and nus ; surprised to see her eyes fixed on him with a look of mystified intentness ami horror , She was a well-bred girl , but something had so astounded her that 8ho continued to look at him in n way that raised tlio question of his sanity. A fly had lit square in the center of his brilliant black glass eye and remained there , lie , of course , unconscious of its presence. The spectacle of that 030 looking at her with a fly on it ami tlio owner making no attempt to brush it oil'was too much for his companion. His explanation , even , was not quito satisfactory. She had bo- Moved so implicitly in those magnificent dark eyes that she has since that time re garded him as something of a fraud. " A strawberry grower in Lanarkshire , Scotland , has cleared 1,800 profit this season out of the crops of ground for whioh ho pays a rental of 00 a year. Last year tno profit was just 1,000. An opening for a school teacher is re ported by the Elmira ( N. Y. ) Gu/ettu iu a town ( Colesvillo ) where the trustee wants to irivo the successful applicant a salary of § 3 a week and clmrgo her $4 board. A SlrniiRcr's Innocent Hl.timlcr. Albany Journal : Many amusiiig \ \ \ < > takes are made by strangers -who stop a boarding houses In Albany and forgetth number at which they have engagei board. "In the v'clnily ' of the medico college,1' telotrraph operator said to i Journal reporter to-day , "nro a immbe of houses built exactly alike. A fo\ years ago n young "lightning slingor' ' came here from Canada ami secured : night position iu the Western Union. 11 wandered up to Kaglo street and engagei board by the week. After dinner ho wen to take a survey of the town , rcturniiij at 0 oVloek for his supper. Ho had for gotten the number of his house , but looking down at a basement diiilng-room he was convinced that ho saw the sam waiter who served up hash to him a dinner , lie therefore ascended the stops placed his hat upon the rack in the hal and depended the stairs to the dining room , where ho seated himself in n chai at the end of the table , The lady of the house had not beei called to tea , and the servant girls stuol their heads out of the kitchen door In : manner that appeared 'flirty' to th youthful KaniiPK. But thinking ho wa a guest of the family. In ; omowlint of i hurry , they brought out all the dclleacle of the season. As the would-be boardr was leaving the table the mistress : ip preached him and inquired whether In was a gue.it of her husband. 'No ma'nm,1 replied the operator , 'I an boarding here. ' She insisted that the : took no boarders , and ho loft , a suppc : ahead. " Protected by the \Vholo Foroo. Baltimore Herald : George Storu Knight and his company on the occa.sioi were leaving a town called Nile , in Mich ig.in , when the property man became in volvcd In a dispute with two six-foo toughs , Knight held tlio property nmii'i coat while ho laid out the toughs , out after the ether , with his fists. The company then proceeded to Soutl Bond , 1ml. To got to their next slant they had to go back through Nile , ant Knight , tearing trouble , telegraphed tc the chief of police to askforprotcoetion The chief telegraphed back that he would have his entire foreo on hand tc proven ! trouble. When the train bearing the companj reached Nile airl the company alighted , they found themselves surrounded uy an excited crowd led by the two toughs. In vain Knight's eyes roved over thc mob in search of the battalions of police , Not a blue coat was visible. The situa lion began to look serious , when an olti and decrepit man , crippled , blind in one eye , leaning on a crutch , moved up tc Knight's sine and said : "Aroyou Knight ? " "Yes , ' was the reply. "Then it's all right. You needn't bo afraid , " responded the aged man , raising ono withered hand aloft. "Humph ! Whoaro you ? " asked Knight. "I'm the chief of police ami the whole police force , " was the response. You can buy lurnuuro cheaper of A. L. Fitch i % Co. , 12th st. , bet Farnam and Douglas , ' , han anv other place iu the city. IMlfiD. OLARK-Ii ) this city , Oct. 23. at 0 o'clock. a. m. , Claude A. , son of F. 13. Clark , ngeii ono year anil lilteen days. Funeral from the resilience. No. 1018 South Center street , Saturday at 10 o'clock a. in. , to Laurel Hill cemetery. TUK JilSST AND CIIEAl'KST COUGHCROUP CROUP BBMEDY , ALLEN'S ' LUMBALSAI STKICTIA' l 5JBtE. Contains no Opium in Any Form. Price 25c , 50c and $1 Pur Ilotllo The 25-CENT DOTTLES are put up for thc accommodation of nil who desire simp ly a COUGH orCROUP REMEDY. Those desiring a remedy for CON SUMPTION or any LUNG DISEASE should secure the large $1 bottfe. As an Expectorant it has no Equal Directions sccompany each bottle. FOR SALE nv ALL MKDICINK DEALERS. WOODBRIDGE BRO'S , State Agents FOR THE ) 'S. PI Omaha , Neb. PUTS AND CALLS. On Wliout , Corn. Out * , 1'ork , Luril and n. H. Stocks , for I.OIIK mid Short Tiinn. Bund forl'rico Clic-nlar. H , 1' . UAHT A : Co. , ISO Wnshliiifton St. , Cluomro , III. Itolurcncu : Air.crk'an Kz > chiiiiK Natluuul Hunk. mi : . , . . . looilliniilcini > iitxwllbineliliiitila , Huro in > in Z K > 4iHyii ] , Auk your dmi-Klit r It. ftent to uny aililrth4 fur H1A < > . ALYDOB MT'O. CO , , BprlDgfloia , Q. Messrs. Kuhn & Co. , Agents. Ladioa to Worlc for Us at Their Own Homos. $7 $ to $10 Per Week Can Be Quietly Mads , Nn photo , i > uliitlnii no cuiiriiMnliu. Kor full utluiu. . . I'l * " " " * " " g.VgSjuOT . AUT CO. , 1'J Central St. HoBliin , .Muss , , Doi 6170. 'Notice lof "Rogistrafion. THKIoaul voters of the Snoond Illstrlct , TO Bucond Ward , 1n tlio city of Oiniihit : Von nro huniliy notlllod Unit tlio Uiiilorslnnml will olt us ruiristrnr for Kooond District. Hocoml WurU , ut tlio corner < > t "Otli nnd I'opiiluton rtrnctH , coinmonclns Thurnduy , Octulior " 1st , IH'iO , at 11 o'ulouic a. in. , lor the purpose of roK- sturln'Qll ( qiialillud voliim wllliln siildSud dl + - Irlct , "ml wnrd , lind for the purpnsu of nildlnir U ) , and corroullnif the ru l tnitlon nlrundy made , and for wncti pur | > eau tlia undoriilKiiod H-lll sit and ki-op hli book of Kul-flnillon open [ nch iluv thurtiiiltor ( uxcopt SnndiiyH ) ut the iduco nforosuhl from clovun o'clock a. m. until suvon o'clock p. in. , until Jlonday , Novomuer 1st , 18-iii , at tlio hour of IU o'clock ru , , when Kuld liook of I'oxblriition will lie cloioil. All iinnllflcil rotors nro notllle I to atloiid and fee Unit their . , v , otSdlOt Houlatrar'-nd District Snd Wurd. Notice of Registration , riio the lot'Hl voters of I'd Ward In tlio city of X Oumlm. You uro Iioreby nottlleil that tlio undoralt'iied will Bit as rotfistrar for Third Ward , In the city [ if Omaha , Ht 1UI8 Do. Inn Htrout , ooininunclnyr i'hurbduy , October SIst , ItWfl.at 11 oVloek a. m , . for the pnrposo of royl t < irinK oil auallllcd rotors within suld Third Wurd , mid forthe pur pose of adding to , and corroctliiir the rcvlelra- lion alroiuly iniido , uml lor Buuh purpose thn undoralgncd will sit nd keep his liooli of n < U- ( ration open cneh day thtruuttcr ! ( except Kim- Joys ) lit the place aforesaid from eleven o'clock t. m. until tevon o'clock i > , in. , until Mondi-y , November lgtlH- , uttho lioiir of 12 o'clock in. , when said Imok of ti-TMrntion will bo closed. All iiuulidud voters uro notlDud to attend mid ice that their name * are iiroporly reifbttirud. oUdlOt > fATr flOiJVKU , lU'rUtr r. A NEW LEASE OF LIFE , Whnn 'one has been siiHVritig thn nius of n sqvoro nttnck of rlictinintisin , luniraltjia or sciatica , ttntl relief comes , It scorns us if a now liuiso of llfo had bccit grunted. Such have been the fcclinirs of thousands who , after trying physicians and numberless remedies , have nsod Athlophoros and found to their uroat joy , thai tiiia mcdtcino really did euro thcsu diseases. At Unbuqtio , Iowa , the drupfiists say Atlilojihoros beats thoii' all. HO thought it would bo like many ether rheumatic medicines that have boon put upon the market , soil for a while then gradually sink out of our memory. Hut such is not the ease with Aliilophoros , instead of our sales diminishing they increase , and what makes us have morn faith m Us fit- titro mission , is that our ciHIomers eomo back and praise its good work in the highest terms. Said oiic drnirgist to tlia writer ; "My conl'uleuco is so great in Athlophoros that 1 otten sell a bolllo with Ili umlorstaudinc that if is not sat isfactory 1 will refund lite money. I have never vet had to pay the money back. " Mrs. U. , I.Alabcck,100 ? ( . 'lay st.nubuqito Iowa , says : " 1 was subject to frequent attacks of inflammatory rheumatism and have boon nearly all my llfo , at times t would be almost helpless , when 1 com ; mouced with Athlophoros 1 was carrying my arm in a sling , 1 could not move my fingurs without running mo pain. Olio ovuiiing while sull'oring this way 1 hoard of Athlophoros. The no\t day I sent for a bottlo. I was a littlu afraid of it at lirst on account of the btizxlng sensation it caused in my head , but it worked hko n charm , the .swelling and pain were gene , my rheumatism was well. It is now u year and u half , and I have not sull'orctl any sinco. hvory druggist should keep Athlopho- ros nnd Athlophoros Pills , but wlicro they cannot bo bought of tlio druggist the Atlilophoros Co. , 103 Wall at. , Now York , will send either , carriage paid , on receipt of rcuulnr price , which is $1 per bottle for Athlophoros nnd COc for the 1'ills. I'Virllvor and Itidnoy tlljcnsos , dyspepsia. ln > digestion , weakness , norvotis duhlllty , dlsonsoa of wninon , constipation , hondncliit , Impure blood , etc. , Athlophorog I'lllj are unaqtmllcd. 017 St. ClittrlcnSt , , St. Ioutnaio. A regular irkilunte of f jo kUdlcal ColUti , bM fc tn long * * eoftftiiilu th ipt Ul trtitrattQiftf CimoiMt , NIK\OV * . 3m ana lltono Di i4K lb n nr otAtr fbriloltnluSl. LoulJL Mtltjrftpfri ibav nad 11 oil r ilinti\B fr Nervous Prostration , Debility , Mental and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and ether Affec tions of Throat. Skin or Bones , Blood Poisoning , old Sores and Ulcers , r tro&t > i with nr rtiui aeeon on Uteil itlcnllflo prlBtlpUi,8ftlr. TrlTttelj. Arising from ( ndlscrttlon , Excess , . . . . . . . . , . .vu.vluv vuvv a i ITU-BIBI , gum ciu * ai iur it 00.9 renaortnff UrrUeo Impropsr or unhappy , u * u niiy nred. rftttphleuiepatmonlbcabore , itol Grm 1d nT lor , D-oto in/aJJrtii. Ctnulutloaalof * Dee or by null frte , InvlUj * nd itrlctly ctnfldtDllal * A Positive Written Guarantee tl n in cTtrrto. r bleua. UeilolQf teal trtrjfthdribj null * Mpr ji * CARRIAGE GUIDE , 300 rAOES , FINS PLATES , tlrstut c'oU 1 rtlft > lnJojT ! , eaUd/or 6CoIn f i ) tcre rrncf , O ? r flflj wonderful pu r1cturMriic to ltr [ trllolticB tb * foil twin ) ubjrctii who mfcf m rry , wli tiot. wLy ; rufcafcoot , womtt. hood , jh/flctl deer , ffat > ofc Ml > a7 ud txotn , ill * phr * . lolotf err cro < liittoo , n * ntny m r . Thei mtrr1 4 Or coiternT'tMluf ' mrrl c * houll r * 4 It. 2 * * rUr * dttl . lame , ptnar coT r , tiflo. Addttat aiftLo D * . WtlHUr. " A Hook that BTPFT father houUl place In his son's hands and read littusvlf with th utmost cnr . Hired all this nyrnptomi find terrible r * nlt or Dticnnes duo to Knrly Vice nud Ignor * _ _ unco. U'rol. jeaii iTinje.j Husbands ana llemis of r raOt IM ! France. } Illcrt nccil it. Ti'Stimonl/xls / from eminent London Uocton FRENCH HOSPITAL TREATMENT Tor Drains , Decay , \Vcatn * n , Jjtrt Vltnllty , Kt . Bonl onlr ( "onlorl. Free < Vnnullnl1 n. Krunt 9 A. . , toflr.H. CIVIALI ; AGJNOV. ir-i > 'uit n ML. Xcw Vork * GOLD MEDAI , PABI8 , 1878 , BAKER'S 'Warranted altoliitcly jmra Cocoa , from which thocxcceiof OH lion licen rcmorcxl. It lias thru times the strength ol Cocoa mUoJ with Starch , .Arrowroot or Sugar , and Is therefore far more economi cs ! , coiling tin than ono tent a cup. It la delicious , nourishing , BtreiiBthenlng , easily digested , and admirably adapted for Invalids u well ni for persons In bcalth. Sold bjr GroccnfiJTerjnliere. W. BAKER & CO , , Dorchester , Mass , The only perfect substitute for Mother * * mllUt .Invaluable In Cholem Inlantum find Teething * A jirti.iltRDatua rood fur Dys * peptics , Consumptives , Oonvalascenta. 1'orfuct nutrlont In all Waiting OlsenEOB. Hoqulrt ) ! ) no cooking. Our linotc , The Care ana Poodlng of Infants , rnuilort fm . JJULIBER. QUOI1ALD U GO. , Boatoil , Mae * ; Curu without modl > A POSITIVES olno. PulDiiloJ Octo- I bor 1C , 1810. Ono box irlll our hoinoet obtlnntocasQln fourdftys io nnnsrous ( loses of cubobi , nonnllin or oil of nndalwood thnt uro certain to urodiioo dyip p- tu tiv doHtrovlnir the oontlnari of the monition , 'rlcefl.M. Bold by all druirlsti or nmllod on rccclptotprlco. For furtnor p.irtlmil r Bent orcirculur. P. O. Box 1 vn. fl TT l > D J. G. jJL A.-XT CO. , IjM Klj v w * " . Now York. luos-th-Bulivini Notice to Contractors. QKAIjtil ) Proposals will Do rucolvod by the _ J Trtistoos ol' Mullullon University for the erection and com plot Ion of n iiroiioBoUnnlvnr- Ity liullclliw to bu orut'tod ut llBrllny , Nub. , uo- ordlnir to nlaiia , details ami pocltloatloini iniido ly K M. KlllH St Co. , iirchltfclu , Ouialiu. 1'lain any ho koun on and aftortho gtltli day of An- fii l. lH i , nt tliu ollloo of the Hounaary ut llurt- ey , Neb. , and at the ( illlco of thn aruhltitolH ut Jiniilm until tlio twenty-ninth riaynf lcurinbur , bj'Oat/o'clock : p. m. Allu'uiiosuln | must boon Ho with the KooruUiry at tlurlliiy , Nob. , on or lol'nro thu above rluto and hour , ut whl < ! h I line nd place lilds will bo nponed. A curtlllnd dralt jr chock of ono thomaiKl elolliirs will boiloros- Hid with oiioh bl' ) i\'i a Kimrantcii that Iho party will enter Into contract and irivoa Kittlifuutory loud lor the fnltlifnl porfornmncoof hit con- riictlntho iiinount of ono-hull'of the contract irlro. The llonrd of Triistoug ros rvos the rltrhl to jiift liny or all bhU. lyorilnrof the llounl of Trustees of MaHullon -rrliy ut Ilnrllnv , Ncdi. I * . 0 , JOHNSON , 1'rosKlont Trutteos. ll.\iiTi-iv : , Klnunclnl Kocrotury. PotHIVKlrrurPtilnCO d j > l/yli tlorJcVii < .fiIuenttluUtH < J > ii4oomb1ni < J , ( JtiarantcvdtUw oiilcnu in Ihororld ic n ratlDtf ncvn'iououB ' h'ltftria Jf Maynrtlt trrntt , Scientific.I'owcrful. Uurahlo. tvl ) ! * ud Klftciivw , Arofdr udi " iTIT iOOO citirrtt Ht ti'l f lirip for p&niijblufc Al.HO KI.KOTIIIO IIICI.TH 1'OK lilbUAHlfx. Da. HURHE. UVEHTOR. ISi WAUASH AVI. . Cmor.B. 21,029,850 Tansill's ' Punch Cigars were ahlpped duriue the pmt two ycure , wltbout Jraiu- nior In otiromplojr. No otliar IKIUIO In tlio world can fullymakotusb a ibowiig. Ono duout ( dcatur calj ) wanted in ouch lowu. 8010 BY IEADINO ORUCCISTt. , W.TANSILL&CO.,55StateSt hlca30k