THE CXMAHA DAILY BEE : STTXDAY , OCTOBER y , KSSG.-TAVELYE PAGES. 11 WOMEN AT WORK AM PLAY , The Difference Between the Real American Lady and the Creations of Norelists , THE LOVES OF LAST SUMMER. Tcnchlnu tlio I'rnctlcnl Work of the UltuliiMi A Hi'licN Sail Illstorj Why It I'njH to bo n \\nniaii. ijnst Hiimiiipr'H Girl , TMtvl .s. .Mlntt. A lltllo packet of letters To my lias l - -n returned ? The } tell of a tender passion A love Hint In nitburiR'il. . Around tliptn n narrow ribbon I kii'ivv dial how of whltit Was tied by my la-t summer's Ctrl. Alii 1 sorry now ? Well finite. I see In my thoughts so ple.isant A tennis court stretch out , And 1 hear tlic meriy laughter , Tillplayers' call nnd shout : Jlulabovu them , Hu < i.'tnml thrilling , 1 hear a fond MJlce suv To nit1 , In accents tender , The scoio 'Tlftepn , love , play I" Arain , by the ocean's borders , The narrow beach of sand , 1 am walking 'neath thu moonlight , Holdlmr another's * hand ; And wo whls | > ur to each other Low words of lovcFotiuc , And what Is more to the. purpose , \V'u think we mean them , too. Only a bundle of letters , Hut what a tale tiny tell ; How I swore a lusting passion , And thought I loved her null ; And with the dream so tumlcr There comes a tingle of pain As 1 wateli the Ictleis binning Ah , mul I'm freu again. inorlcnii Boston Globe. An.y otio tainiliar with Ami-i loan noy-ls would bo apt to think Iroin the description of American Indies that they were mere hnttcrllies when youiif ; and invalid- after nmrnaire. Bos ton ladius have bucn wnlelj represented as till head and no heart , living in tin at- inosphe.ro ot metaphysical ab-lraetions nnil utt'-ily inilittuit to discharge the do mestic duties of life. Taking sonic such view as this , a Canadian writer some time since BDoke of tliein us "marry ing at 18 , faded at0 , toothless nt I ) . " ) , hideous at 30 , alternately passing tlicir linns between their rookmechairs and their beds , la/y , listless , up and down like an old-fashioned boan-nolc. Are these thu things to suckle heroes ? " Tii c late war of thu rebellion is a sufficient answer to this question. The ladie.s of both contending parties sent to the war as gallant an array , both olliceis and privates -men wlio had been nurtured with as- much care as the 11103 * relined aristocrats of Kurope an over dtow a sabrcon any"strickun-lield. " It is : peculiarity of the Kn lish-spuak- inj ; races , and eijnally so of the Teutonic races , that they nave never debased their blood by miiiliiir } } with inferior races , inconsequence of which Americans are of as pure blood as their English , Scotch , Irish , or ( iurman ancostois Because a man has been born in China it docs not follow that ho must bo a Mongolian , or bi'caii-o he has been born in America that 1m is an Indian. Kacc , not locality , determines qualities of character. Cli mate , of course , has an inllucnco on the body , but the Kiifjli'-li-speaking races in nil parts of thu world and tlwy are ram blint ; everywhere maintain their native characteristics. Many ladies of rank in each of the three Kingdoms from which tnis country has been so largely stocked * hate been distinguished tor their ft ability in the management of large households , have been as familiar with the details of thu kitchen as of a draw ing-room. 'J ho same is > true of the high born dames of the Fatherland. Such cases have bcc'i placed by some writers in con trast with the hotels life of sonic of our American parvenus. The hotel parvenus , however , are but a small fraction of the American people. If any pcison will take the pains to find out 'how wealthy American ladies who keep house mamigu their establishments , they will soon per ceive the same economy and order , and the same talent for managing family af fairs for which their inico-stors across the sea have boon distinguished. Recently the Transcript gave a brief sketch of the way a Boston lady with a largo family managed her own house hold. She has a bus-band , some seven or eight robust children , keeps a butler and coven female domestics , and superintends the whole without the aid of a house keeper Sim never asks a .servant what she wants ; she supplies at stated times to each all that is required in his or her de partment. anil keeps the run of every thing in tiie house from the most valua ble articles down to the waste-paper nec essary to light the lire Her husband is not a gentleman of great wealth , but is highly esteemed for his intellectual at tainments and upright life. He furnishes her with all the money she requiies , anil never asks how it is to bo usnl. It is not , therefore , mere economy that governs his wife , nut the love of [ system. We know another lady of this same capable type , who not only manages a large fam ily , but superintends a benevolent insti tution and keeps the run of millions ol property. As a rule , tlm ladies of out well-to do families arc healthy , sensible , and free from atVectation ; oven those whc take an interest in the various isms ol the day , or are traveling in Kuropo , re tain a .strong love of homo and its do mestic virtues , and utter a few years settle tlo down and become exemplary heads o households. In the everyday walks 01 life our ladio.i are al o models ; they art first in supporting our churches anil ii their labors in behalf of those less fortu nalo than themselves , and vyo bnliovo tha the ladies of our laboring peoplo- "overy woman is a lady by right of hoi so.aro better educated , better clothed and bettor mainlined than their sisters n Kuropo. Our novelists , therefore , if thoi wisli to give a fair delineation of A men can ladies , and not merely to describe ! few bn'.terllios , who have become rich hi accident , as types of the whole , wonli do well to take a closer view of ilium , si as to do them justice. Uternry I < n ill en. There is a funny anecdote going th rounds about KatoSanborn and Mrs. Ul Hull , who are both staying on the Isle o Shoals , Celia Thaxter's homo , says writer in the Now Yoik World. Th three ladies were whiling away the aftoi noon hours on thu pia//u with ligh metaphysical and philosophical discus slon , such as is suited to the unbondiiij of the minds of literary women ilurin the relaxation of the summer vacation To illustrate some point Mr.5. Ulu Hill produced a small book in which she sot down any thought that impresses he during her reading. S'.io ' read from i buyeral warnings , among them this soi tonco"Don't inflict your headache o other people. " Miss Sanborn found th ! "Is that from ' ' ' commonplace. 'Don't ! she inquired , frivolously. "That sei tcnco,1' ' replied Mrs. Ole Hull , looking j her over tno top of tlio book with call contempt , "is trom Knletetus. " Tableai Miss Sanborn crushed. Thouch Miss Sanborn was not acqnaii ted with this sparkling epigram froi Kpiotctus bho is a very brilliant womai The daughter of 1'rofessor Sanliorn , t Dartmouth , and niece of Daniel Webste she came by her intellectuality by just ii horitanco. Some years ago bho had sortof class of women who met for ii formal talks with her in Dr. Uowar Crosby's church In this city. The brigh cat and most earnest women in the oil wore fathered about her and found ii finite pleasure in this association Tht' ' were relinquished finally , to tlu < ngi < of both ernes , when she luvu u i , , . f s or in Smith er.1r ! > jrp Daring this srhni xstio retirement shn prodnr-od < ev oral works of acknowledged merit , and then canio the romance 01 her lifo which ended so tragically. While in this city Mio became much attached to Gordon Bernham , an cldcriy man of large means , who had ghen the statue of \ \ pb-ter to Central park 1'mally their marriage was arranged , and tiie Monday before it was to take place ho arrived in Now York. Mr. Hernham met her at the ferry , though the day was very inclem ent , and contracted a cold that ended In pneumonia On Saturday , the time IKcd lor the wedding , In- died In his will ho left her fJO.oou , and sincp then lu- has taken no active part in the world and has lived in moro or less retirement. A Hollo's Sat ! History. A roly-poh little girl Was 1 when I was plcht , Itosy nnd round with cltist'rlng hair 1 nev PI- could get straight ; And everybody u-etl to say When 1 pas-ed through thestrcf t : " .Just SPO the dumpling ! Doesn't she hook good enough to cat I' * At twelve I was the pnvv ot The other girls at school ; As fresh and blooming as a rose , Thebojs I u ed to rule ; And Cousin Will at Christmas time In an admiring tone K.xclaliiicd the moment that we mot : "Vi liv , Mollle , uow jon'se ' giownl" At sixteen 1 was ouitp a belle , My skirts were lengthened nut , Atiiicompipsts by tlicscnio 1 made At party , b.dl and rout. My form was perfect , all the girls Declnied , and not a few Sighed : "Oh. de.ir. Moll , how 1 do wish J w pro as plump as > on 1" Alas I If I could only have Stopped mowing theio and then I I was ( ho pnvv of the girls , Admired by all the men. IJut evei v jear 1 stouter gtew liennx Iclt mo alter that And now 1 hear them whispering : "Clood gracious , ain't shu tall" Tcacli the Girls Cooking anil House * work. New Of loans States- Now that the ranks of independent sell supporting women are being constantly inereaseil , not only in localities specialty noted for nrogie.ssivu spirit but throughout the length and bredthof ourown sunny land , could not the representative women of our city take hold of this matter and crush out all fal o ideas of Ignorance ami false pridebyc-jtablishmgclassesin which not only young women could bo tought to cook and clean up a house , but the housekeepers themselves bo qualified to superintend every department of the homo. Soniplhing elto must bo tonglit besides routine work , and that is that all work is honorable , and it should be a matter of profound gratification and joy to every good woman whenever a liehl is opened in winch she can become self- supporting. In whatever position a woman finds herself , siie owes it to her own womanhood faithfully to discharge her duties , ami .she will always command the sincere rosncct which is due her. Nations were not born in a day , and the problem of female employment would not seem so difiictilt if parents had uniformly treated theirgirls precisely as they did their boys. Then-fore it w ill take a lonir time to eradicate ideas that luuc sprung from a fajio system of education. In days gone by it would have takin a very far-seeing , bravo and independent mail and woman who , after having made a study of thu natural bent of mind of their bojs and girls , would have secured a development of their peculiar talents while still > oung. A man never thinks of rearing his son with the idea that work is degrading , even though lie is able to support him in idleness , anil why in this ago and generation , especially" in the south , with the impoverished condition of a majority of our very be > t people , could not some method of teaching be applied that would render both sexes self-suppor ting ? Lot the girls who do not possess the sort of brains to make dressmakers , shop-girls , milliners , artists and book keepers , turn their attention to cooking and housework. I know jome women who are born housewives , cooks and nurses , and many of them have made complete misfits of their entire lives try ing to do soinetl > ing'linbrent from what nature intended. It is quite time we all reali/.o that nothing nselul is vulgar , or undignified , and , if cooking is vulgar , M > is eating ; and , if hou-i-work is degrading , cleanliness is a vice. The old saying- "Heaven sunds us good meat , but the devil sends cooks , would not find so ready an echo in the hearts of the major ity of housekeepers if the training in the homely duties of cooking were considered an essential part of a irirl's education ami one that would very likely , some day or oilier , prove its worth to every woman in a creator or los.scr degree. Let the girl of the period learn by all moans those things , say I. Yes , more , I say when she does learn she will bo mas ter of the situation and will hold the bal ance of power in her hands over after wards , bo she mistress or maid It will not prevent her indulging in little whims and fancies in other Jircctions ; on the contrary , it will place the moans in her power to secure them. Aside from the protection atl'ordcil her of living in a re- snoctablo family and being surrounded by good influences , she would not have to wear good clothes every day , b ing simply rcmdrcd to look neat and trim while on duty , and she would beat no expense for b'oard and washing and bo freed from incurring other oxponsei workinsrwomen have In order to mam- tain their position. She could .save moro money in a week than the fac tory or workshop girl could in a mouth , and have better health , and her chances of getting married are just as good , if not better , for wlio could bo better pre pared for the position of housekeeper ot her own home than one who had served such an apprenticeship * The men all know and reali/.o the fact , that it means Knowledge of the position in life for which nature designed women Sim 'Meant IliiHin 'H9. Now York World : An intimate friend of the Novins family said yesterday : "Everything is happiness and satisfac tion and there is no ill-fcoiing in either family. Mi s Kevins , or rather Mrs. lllaino , is a rare girl , strikingly beautiful nnd accomplished. 1 had supposed she was engaged to a rich California ! ! , but she tolls mo she never was. She is thor oughly in love with Mr Bhiiuo and they are very happy.Vhilo it is true that she has perhaps sacrificed greater opportu nities , wo all think that she will bo the saivation of her husband. Ho is deeply in loyo with her and will bo moulded bj his wife. ' Mrs. Itlaine is a woman of very groal . force of character and determination lj I Her marriage was an illustration of tins s When she decided to yield to Mr. Blame ir and have the ceremony performed a I once , she went with him to see Fathui it iti Ducoy Ho refused to sanction the mar i- in riago. Shu wont again next day ami hi is told her to call Monday Hut when slu went to the rectory ho refused absolutely She succeeded in inducing him to go witl her to Archbishop Corrigan for a spccia dispensation. There again she was refused fused on account of thu youth of botl parlies. Finally , after a great deal o argument , Miss Novins looked up sud denv ! and asked : "Where tloos the Rev. Mr. Houghton rector of the church of thu Transhgura tiou , liver" lief ore the archbishop couli answer she added , 'You have it in you power to allow us to bo married in yon church. If you will not we will go ti the Kpiscopal church. It is now gcttinj lalo and wo are going to Boston to-night , This settled the matter and the dispuusa lion was granted.'J It Pays to bo a Wnmno. New York Graphic : A correspondent , i uJcntly wishes she was a big , bai man. writ. * to thr Woman's Journal to ask If it p.-u to bea woman f "should like to know why not' If it pays to bo petted and shielded if yon Imliavo your self ; if it pays to bp" worked for and treated and poor-pn y'd , if it pa > s to be pretty and graceful and ( -harming , if it pass to be luted nnd honored and re- .ep"cted , if it pa > s to make somebody glad tlicv were born and happy to live tor your sake , if it pays to be the greatest 'lower for good or evil that thn world xnows. If ft pays to be the mother of that sweetest of all God-diving thing * , a baby , if it pay < to be a mother wlio e children urown in manhood rinup and caliber blessed ; if it pays to be a wife dearerto a good man than Ins honor or his life ; it it pays to have the blessing * of the poor , thu sick , the fripndlc" or tiio helpless if any of the e things pay , then it pays to bo a woman , A Word to Mother * ) , rhiladclphin Star. Just a word to mothers. Have jou daughters ? If you have , does not every day's experience , as recorded in the daily papers , in regard to the temptations anil dangers that bo ot young girls appeal to you in the inot solemn and impressive manner to keep a close and morn tender watch over those dear cirls of yours ? No doubt they are innocent and good. Keep them so by separating them as far as possible from the many evil inllnoncp that beet t'-uin ' If they must go out in the evening see to it that they do so only under proper guar " dianship. Be more like the mothers of Franco in that particular. Do no permit them to stray into the park or public squares or prompnate the public * streets with no other protection than tlicir own innocence. This is a time when such strolls and such promenades are always fraught with mischief. The trirls may escape all tlio snares designing men may lay for entrapping them , and then again they may not. l-ull of life and fond of fun , they are too apt to be d astray without the slightest intention on their part to do anything wrong. How many mothers to day are lamontingtlieir worse than folly their almost criminal neglect in peimittmg their girls to take even ing walks with perhaps no other com panions tlrui girls of their own age. When away from the loving guardian ship of their parents and the sanctifying influences of home , they are too apt to forget how narrow is the space that sep arates them from danger and degrada tion. Newark has recently founished a nuinbor of startling warnings , which should be taken home to the heart of every mother. If you would keep them safe yon MUM no hesitate to throw around them not merely the * > acicd influences of your homo , but you must have tho-c iu- tlucucos accompany them everywlieic. Women of tlio World. Miss Minnie Maddern learned ho\y \ to dance when she was in a convent. Katie Putnam , the actiess , has an an nual income of 10,000 from her fruit farm in Michigan. Lillie Deverenx Blake thinks it is only woman's natuial timidity of character that rostrums her from demanding her right to vote. Mi--s Clara Barton , head of the order of the Hod Cro s , is broken down in health from overwork in her enthusiasm for suf fering humanity. Mrs. A. T. Stewart is in some re-peels a remarkable woman. She has no pet- . , no lap robes and no valet , according to ( \ Saratoga correspondent. "Ouida" is not a believer in her own sexIn tin- current number of the Noitli American Heyiow she expros-us the opin ion that women have not siitlicient intel lectual capacity for sutlrago. Kunning stage routes is a favorite oe- upatmn with women in tlio free and btjundlc-s west. A maiden of lo owns the tago and drives the horses hcriolf , that connects Hamlmo and Milnor , Dakota. I'he governing board of tin- New Ihi- glish Hollow a. > eolleuo , endowed by the ianions pill maker , is to be made up of men and women witnout preuous educa tional experience , and the resident teach ers must be unmarried women or child less widows. ' 1 he Kus-ian journals report that a pri vate university , reserved e.xclusiveh for women , will soon be opened in Moscow. The university will embrace three tactil- ties Plnloloiry , mathematics and natural sciences. Under the latter will bo inclu ded a course of medical study. Regardless of foot or hands , " writes Minister Cox , "the Turkish women must cover their laces. Then they are indeed secluded No reck tor any other part of the body. As is generally tlio case , ii their yashmaks are not handy they take hold of their skirts and with them hide their bluihos. " Mrs. Custer , whose first book , "Boots and Saddles , " has met with such univer sal favor both at home and abroad , is ar- rainging materials tor a work on frontier life in Kansas just after tlio civil war. She and her husband lived in that local ity live years at that time , and between the Indians and the four footed wild boasts the days and nights were alike filled with danger and perilous escapes. Mrs Langtri's latest fancy is for fast hoi.-us. Mrs. Cleveland is said to bo passion- atolj fond of the "music of the tiitnio. " Tlio women of Copenhagen have foun ded a now society for "improvement and progress. " Elizabeth Cady Stanton warns girls who would preserve their beauty to sleep all they can. Bar Harbor boasts ot a woman's club conducted on the same principles as are the clubs for men. There appearto bo no field of labor which women have not invaded. London haa female cab-driver. The first female clerk employed by the go\eminent was Mi-s Jennie lougla-s , who wai appointed to tlio Irea-itiry de partment in I'M/.1 byOcnoral Spinner. It is reported that Lady Maud Ogilvio. daughter of the late Karl of Airlio , will soon marry an American. This is are- vernal of the general order of things. Tlio English author who writes under the name of John Strange Winter is n woman , who-o name is Mrs. HcnriottM Kli/.a Yaughu Slannard. She is said tc bo a descendant of tliucelobrated Hannah Pritchard , who is buried in Westminister Abbey. Miss Mary Smith wears trousers am ! work * tingle-handed a largo and flourishing - ing farm near Stilhvatcr , Minnesota But slni stands six foot in her boots anil is physically able to take her own part. Victoria Mnrosiul-Schdling has hit IIDOI the secret of succo-s at last. She is getting ting horsclf talked about. Moanwluh Ernest has risen from a car conductor u DO thu manager of a livery stable. Mrs Conant , wife of the mis-ing odl tor of Harper's , is proof-reader and trans latorof foreign languages in that estab lislnnent. She still clings to the hopi that her husband IB living and w ill return turn to hor. Tlio cause of female emancipation ap pears to bo making slow hoadwaj ii some parts of the world. In Burmah , foi in-tanco , women aio not vaccinated , being ing considered unworthy the trouble and expense. Mrs. Frank Leslie , who is supposed t < bo good authority as to her persona atlairs at least , telegraphs from Paris tha she is not married ami lu-s no intuntioi of marrying. This ought to settle tin gossips. Sick headache is the bane of man ; lives : this annoying complaint may b > cured and prevented by the occasiona use of Dr. J. II. McLean's Liver am Kidney Pillets. They are'pleasant ' ti take , no larger than a pin head , and ar the ladies' favorite for biliousness , bai taste in the mouth , jaundice , for leucor rheu and painful menstruation. I10VRY FOR TI1K New French frocks are exceedingly ulrlur- p que. Figured anrt plain velvet are vsod In com- blnntioti , Little clrlVfrocks arc mnilo charmingly loo-e ami lull. Skirts mo worn tery short , and shelter be hind than before. Feather bands art ? the prefer ed trimmings for new tall wraps. 1'lcot-cdci-d ribbon * ; , doubled ami flailed , are worn In rtiehlm , ' . White \e-tsof brooded silk or velvet will bo woin with black silk. One piece , flow I in ; elbow sleeves are com- Imr inouuo for dress } cnwns. A brieht coloied Unman asli Is a pretty adornment for a black costume , Braidlmrwill be In favor fordres es , atid will bo In every v.ulety of design , Frimres are deep ami heavy and hatovol * \et headings combined will ) 5o.\ds. J.ip.ine-o silks ate illl u-ed as cent-rally lor tolH.do cliaiiibrc ns ever they weie. There is a marked ditreu-nco In the stjles of Imported frocks and Kmll ; h KOW ns. That ronah woolen siulf railed Sam:1ier ( hoai's ) cloth I * miiio In la\or than e\er. Velvet iieUK as well as ro-ps , are pl.tred en masse In thu peaked fionts of bonnets Warm earments are made from the tleecp- llned Jer-ej cloth for etery day occaMon * . Fieneh frocks are uatherpil and pulTed where Knclish cowns nro pleated and plain. English uow ns are nmde in severely simple styles but aio exquisitely lilted and well sew fit. lVpper-aiid-- cheviotwith plain stripes , and M-ICC , with frlso plush stilpeme nov elties. ( Jold-embrolileied pas-eineiiterlo and clinp are amoii the novelties , the ground being black. Llsht poncco du-t i-loaks are worn over handsome tollels lor short excursions on the other side. Open-work woolen materials , lined with rich colors , arcu-cdluricdingotusforautumn wear. ( .trcon is seen in a creator number of tints than ever betoie. troiu the diukost bottle gicen to pale chartiou-o. Thice sixes of buttons nreuseil In costumes lart-o foi skirts , medium tor Jackets , and small fur clnslin ; bodices. Hiowns of nil shades , from seal to tan , as well as sill vaii.Uioiis ot ( old color , me lavoi- lles for tailor-made costumes. Extremes mei't In hats and bonnets the former bemcverv law. while the hitler aio nutlet-able for their smallncss. Lustrous alpaca Is useit in combination with inrali. Ihe al | < aca is made of the Imu-t mohair nnd is of beautiful quality. Sei ires , with blue and crecn urnunds have fancj plush HtripL-s in niuen , blown , gr.iy and cardinal , resembling phi-h tiimuiiiit ; . The latitude In bodices and sleeves is tie- coming moio noticeable than ever. Hveiy woman ot taste may ariay herselt In what be-t beats her beauty. TlpMPcanolcon plu h Is a noveltv shown In New York It is lu fii/u shadimis , torm- iiU' Oriental de-inns on bands ot niti-inatc pliHh and faille Ftancais. The chamre predicted lor collTutes does not seem likely to no fulfilled. The hail remains piled up on Ihe top of the head and scraped up trom the napoot tlio neck. heft woolen stuffs ain frequently made up vith lull bodices , the pleats or gathers eio-s- ig over the bosom- and joined to the .skill raperlus In a luopeit sash ot piaslion r.ipery. The tlsht-littliiK Newmarlet of checked weed is the mo-t stylish of the lour wiaps 01 fall wear. Large white buttons ate woin n suchgtrmuntsforiiiim : the only oinainent How eil. A eapote of brown plush Is trimmed with Id gold tulle Kus-u , which is UU1 In lolds bout the brim. Two large bovvs.of thu tulle nil an aiciette ol gold-coloied feathers are .1 ranged a little to the left of the t runt. iide strings ol the tulle complete the trim- nng. Onu of the new shades for autumn is a aiid-ome amber blown ot a ileh and sheeny .lie. blending well with either ot the new hades ot red , maiine blue , or the oiieiital .tupes . and plaidIn their intricate and im. intablo commingliiigs of scarlet green and old. Blocks of an inch square are the de-lens ihovvii in many of the fabrictor tailtn made Ire e'Whether they will be as popular a-ie as thev nroinl-o to be in London it-mam o be si-en.'Tliu'etleet ' is exceedingly living mil none font -.in accomplished tailor can nake those goodft up with any sort of sue- IL'Sj. < ( iau/e with velvet stripes will bo in great u-e tor tancy.ovx-niin . : toilets the coniinii.v on. ilueh jill-el is mliodiiced into textiles ) t thi-ela , , .but novel with advantanc as : here is Invariably a mureliielons ami t.uvdiy : ook to even the , Iie-t qualities. .Moire rib- on and dip-is mateiials with nariovv r\I-ed stiines ofepi ] > ij\elvut or iilush are among coeds which arelnow largely usuU by I'ans ailliueis. < CONXURlAIjlTIES. The 10-tear-old daughter ot Levi Ladd , nt Traer , has eloped with a Dys.irt dentist. It is announced tliat Mr , Beavor-Webb , the * * ngllsh jachlsman. Is under engagement of marriage to Miss Alice May , daughter ot Dr. Frederick May , ot Washington , Miss Corinno Ballon , the eldest daughter of Mr. Ulaionce M. Km ton of the Time- , was married In Kansas City last Monday to Mr. Heibcrt L. ( ill ) , a member ot the Kansas leg- slature. Miss Dolly , daughter of John S. Clarke , the well-known comedian , now living In Kng- laiiil , was man led In London last week to Mr. Kelss Moigan. a wealthy toung l.uvver. Thonewlv man ted couple will imikuatour of this coinitiy. David Bret/tclder , a young Hebrew , of New Haven , Conn. , h.is been martlet ! to Ml Kitty Cannon , a Unman Catholic , after profe ingi'onvetslnn to that faith. He will now be regarded as dead by the member- the svnagogue to which hu belonged , and his friend- 1- said , will no into mouiningon Inaccount. . Noveltie- weddings are ruporled from thewe-t. The late-t iliom Illinoi- . The gue-t-at a huge p.uty In Buthany were-in- priii-il after t-veiv thing was ovei to learn that ihc wedding in the pnvatu theatrical- , with which they weie entertained , was genuine , ami that their hostess had in th.s way celu- biatcd hei mariago. Tlie > h-vvt ) lusty old men In Maryland. A local pipi i repoi'ts the marilago ol Ciptain Jo-eph ( iiitlm , ot Dentoli , aged seventy' seven , tea Delawaio L-iil ot seventeen. Tin captain has lieen twice a widow ei ami has re coned congratulation- tlio aiinoiincemenl ot his llnrt-thiid heir. Hu works six davs a week aa wheeliulit , and points will l > rldu to tlio fact that the dot-tors' bills on hi ; account liavo beuii but & 'J.'jO to date. There wasaiptlet wedding last vveuk Ir Bo-ton. About tomteun years ago a man am tvito who had been mairled tlneo or ton years-enarated. and the wlte got a dlvmre About six moiitlisa o thuy met accldontallj at a luuciul , and nltlimigh they did no speak tliuia was eviilontly a pleasant recog nition , and trom that time on there has beei a wooing which ended In winning. tlaugutei , bomnon alter the sepaiatlon , wa one of the delighted witncs-es , and the reunited united pill li.uu thu best wishes ot n host o mutual triend- . A novvly manied eouplo who started frou Portland , Me. , on a wedding tilp the othe tlay , wcru having a hind time at last tic counts. It seems that while tlio bnikvrooM was looking alter the bajgngu at thu statioi his be-t man , who was a triltu nervous hurried the bridu into thn wrong car am stalled her to Bo-ton one ear too soon. Thi tli-coiisolalo husband took the next tiain but got to Berwick enl } to lind that his hi id' ' had letiirneil to 1'oitland. She , against th advice ot hei friends , did not stop there , bu stai ted west again and go' to Boston at th h.'imo tlmu hu again reached thu startln ; Place. At last accounts the two were lunry Ing backward and forward as fast as steai : pould take them , each frantically tring t overtaku this other. INT nitOl'S. Why wouldn't ' tlio kick of a cow make ai appiopriato stamp for thu nuvv oleomaigarin labels ? Anxious Inquirer No , wo not not see anj thing peculiar ( n thu fact that durin. the rac Mrs. Uenn peupud out of thu hatchway. Thu nuvv crank of thu City of Itomu weigh sixty-three tons. This beats thu weight c any Niagara or bridgu crank w ho 1ms yet ai peared. Colored people are not allowed to usotli sleeping cars ID thu south. Happy K-opJu ' 1 hey aru the only oni-s the monopolywU givua widnbeith to. A young ; Vermont fisherman has jiu lauded a bpccklcd beaut } , t > i > bu Informs u WILL BEGIN IN A FEW DAYS THE GREAT m I THE ENTIRE STOCK OF Q NY 1317 and 1319 Douglas Street , CONSISTING or toves , n 9 And General Household Goods. 1317 and 1319 Farnam Street. We Imagine from the tone of his lettei that helms mairied a necklet ! gill. A Missomi burglar , tthllo attempting to enter a house , had his lower jaw shot oil. A local papei. in ik'-ciibing tlio atlalrsaid the tiitim "lesolutoly icfuscd to talk. " Is it to be wondered nt ? "Mother which Is worth the most , a girl era a cow' ' " "Why , a girl , of course. " "No -he Inin't , 'C.IU-P them w hat i.xl-es girls give 'em away , but vou don't catch no one what raises cows givln' them away. "My boy , " said the good pieacher , "don't vou know jou are doing wrong to swcai ? Do not feai God ? " "i don't tear him halt so you much as I An pap. 1'ap licks me when he hears me swear , and God doesn't. " "Well , 1 ought to beatllied , " half musingly remarked George Gould's bride , as she sat ttlth her husband , looking at the word "Gould. " which sh had playfully written on his cutf. "There's Gold , and theru's little 'u' in the middle. " At a restaurant in TucsonAil ? . , during thu late heavy washout , when no train hat ! ar- and there were no potatoes i Ivetl toreveral days tatoes in thu maiket , the 1)111 ) of faie was driiited. "I'otatoes en route , " am ! another icad , "I'otatoes m box car. " A scientist sajsoiir scientist Is always saving something that each adult person failles enough phosnhotous In his body to make 40K)0 ( ) matches. They who know how haul it is to make a match of two people will begin to lose their lalth In .scientists. "Mamma , " asked a congressman's child of his mother , "what aru 'these ante-bellum times' 1 hear papa talking about' ' " ' "They are the times botore the tvar , my child.1 The child was silent tot a full minute. "O , I " " before aunty mar- see. ho said ; "that was ' " The mother restrained lied uncle , wasn't It ? strained the child from further violence. KDUCATlONAIj. Hlpon college will receive a 54,000 bequest fiom the Joy estate at Fen du Lac. Bayheld'i new school house , which Is to cost 5-10XW ( , is expected to be thu line-t struc ture of tiie kind m northern Wisconsin. Mi Iliiata , a Japuie-o lady , lias just en- teied Western Maryland college tor u tlnen years' couise befoie beginning mission woik in Japan. Louis 1'ollens , piofo-sor of the French Ian- gunge ami llleiature and college librarian at ' Dartmouth , has resigned the latter po-ition and bien made profes-orof Fieiich and Her man. man.Piesidont Adams , of Cornell , advocates tlio election tin or near thu campus of durmito- iles foi tlio accommodation ot the students. He also appeals to the students to miiku thu atinti-plieru about Cornell moio .scholarly , more like that about tlii-Kiigllsh universities , whciethu iulltipiipo of the students upon each other is as great us tliu Inlluuncu of thu pro fessors , A correspondent of tno Philadelphia Ilec- on ! revives some memories of u once fa m > us leliiriou-institution in New Jorsoy. "Bur " "has become a lor- lington college , ho ays , gotten institution at lea-t among modurn colleges anil universities. Yet Bishop Uoanu who was its president , believed , In founding it , tiiat It would bit the future Oxford of America. Started In 1MO , In four years It had ISO student * and laid claims to scholar ship beyond that ot i ale or Harvard claims that wen ) wull founded. All slept In ilroml- Uiilus , and theie was no puvacy possible. Thu le-ult was that after a fear of this sort at conlincmi'iit every student bent alibis energies to elfectln ? his emigration to some other polio iu , and the greater part of us suc ceeded. KlTorts were made to induce the Bishop to change his policy , but In tain ; Im persisted , spent Ills own lortune and his vvlfu's money on It , and the tinal ruiiilt was that In nDoiit ten v ears'tlmu the college had ceased to exist atul a grammar school took Its A turtle weighing ninety pounds was ro , cnntly caught In Wood river , Urand Island- Nub. Nub.A well digger in Osco , III. , found a hollow log twenty-eight feet below the surtaco of the ground , and in thu loa vigorous ire , ' . A largo bear In the vicinity of F.phrann , Door county , Wls , , Ustrlpplngtho fruit trom apple trees and feeding on thu live stock of faimeis. A shower of small black flics , lasting twenty minutes , was witnessed near Catskill - kill village , N. Y. . Saturday. The ulrwas dense with them , like a snow storm , save for color. .Mrs. John Kings , of Ludlngton. Mich. , > | owns a Siberian crab apple tri-u which has the second crop ot fruit tills year on I Us branches , mid ii also In bloom for the third time this season. A trackman on the Grand Trunk railway says an Immense drove of squirrels crossed the tracks at I'utrulla , Canada , completely blocking them. A hand car which ran Into hu diovu killed sixty-four. 5IUS1CAI.I AM ) nilAMATIO. "lolantho" in Lillian ISussell is singing San Francisco. JOP .lerterson's engagement begins at McVicker's October . Frank Von ler Stucken , pianist , arrived ftom Kuropo last Stindav. Klllo Kll ler talks of a European tour with "Woman . > irainst Woman. " Helen Mortimer , ( Jeorgo Fortesiuio's niece , is to appear in comic opera. Georgia Cay van has been engaged for the leading lole In "An Iiish ( ilrl. " JolmT. Haymond comes to Hooloy's tlica. tci fainulaj pveiiingOctober ! ! . John McWado , the baritone , is singing with Dockstadci's minstrels in New York , The German papers state that a quartette of gi-iiuiiiu Chinese lias madu a great success in Ik-din. It is reported that Jenny Lind's daughter , tv ho possesses a phenomenal voice , proposes toshoitly visit this country. Mrs. Langtry is attended this season by her mother , sister , four maids and a Chinese boy. She certainly intends to be well carctt for. Christine Nilsson writes that owing to Stiakosch's arrangements she will not visit America tills season , but hopes to do so next > ear. Edmund K. Collier has made a great hit in "Metamora" ami "Jack Cade , " and Is called the model ii Edwin Forrest In lalu Baltimore criticisms. Colonel McCaulI has received the music and book of the nuvv opera "Loralne , " by Delinger and Walther. It will bo put into rehearsal at onee. | Charles H. Hoyt has written a new play called "A Hole in the Ground , " but will con tinue to give piomlnonco to his greatest suc- cu.-s , "A Hag Baby. " Fredeiick Wardo has been well received in Washington. Seventy-live prominent gen tlemen of the capital united In giving him a complimentary dinner last Tuesday. "Tristan und Isolde" 1ms been added to the winter repertoiio ot the Metropolitan opera house , with Fiaulein Lulimann , jne-umably , as Isolde and Hurr Nlemann as Tristan , In Michigan cities the rush to IMwin Booth Is sogieat that the manager has been obliged to raise thu pi Ices. The charge lor tlio best scat Is feJ.50 , and the houses aio crowded. Kdgar Selden's new song and dance , "When I Think of I'urplo I'.insies. " has been accepted bv Mile. M.iiieAimee , and will be introduced by her in haidou's now com edy , "Marita. " The American opcia company will not bo hcaid In New York until Kebriimy-JS , ls > 7. A week of grand oiicia will bu given at the Academy of Music In Brooklyn tow ma tlio close of this jear. An American manager has sought to ob tain Hum Fiau U'agncr the right to produce In the larger eitles ot tlm Fulled State- the opeia ot "I'ar-ilal. " Thu result of this cllort is not jet announced. Next tear It will bo century since tlio llrst pre-ontationof "Don Giovam.i , " by Mo/art , lu 1'ragim. A grand Mu/atl festival will then bo given and nine tmelgn musical cele brities invited to take pait. The works that foi m the repertoire of the Ameilcan opeia company for next season aio by the following composers : ( Jounod. Ycrdl1 Mejcrbeer , Wagner , Weber , Itubinstcln , FIoiovv , Masse , Helovy , Delibcs and Adam. Marie Novins , of Cleveland , who was re cently married to James (5 ( , Blalne , jr. , was an amateur actiess of uncommon skill , and had pirtially arranged to join Mini' . Mud- le.-ka's company when her sudden elopement took place. The four principal tlancersof thn American opcta ballet for tins MMMJII will bu Mines , ( iuirl , Du Jillert. Mile. Catoiii and M. Cam- maiaiio , a famous dancer and pmtominist. Tlio Hist tjuadiillu will bo compo-cd of Miles. Kiccio , Yio. Asteglanl and Maveiolfer. Thn First Coloied Baptist church of Nash- vlllu , Tumi. , has a W.ooo houbu and a mem bership ot 3,100 , Thuaggiegatu value of the 1'rotestant Kpis copal church propelty in thu tllocesu ot I'PIIII- Bilvanla is estimated at nearly SlO.lXW.ooo. fxt Protestants In Italy now number some thrco bundled churches and mission stations and It Is estimated that ten thousand mem bers have been converted trom Humanism. The Jewish population of Jerusalem Is con stantly increasing , and now numbers H.ooa This is tlio largest number that has lived In thu sacitid city at one time since thu destruc tion by Titus in 70 A. I ) Thu colored Baptists of the northwest have sent two mli.sionaiii-3 to the Congo lit-ld , and aru showing incicased Intere-t in that mis sion. They liavo a membership of about WJ.UOO in thu United States. A call has been Usiied to ) thu anil instru mental conference it-solved UIMUI , it th" la-t general United l'rusbtenau as t-mbl > . luu meeting Is to bo held In the Fourth church , Allo-'Ia-ny , on the second Tuesday ot No vember. The Salvation army , at Its recent inter national congress In London , claimed to have 1,553 army corps , and 3,003 oflicers ; and to have held 2S,2W ( weekly ami 1,400.400 dally services , and to mint its paper In nineteen different languages. A congress of evangelical workers Is soon to bo held in Mexico , representing all denominations - nominations now engaged In that llercely- contested held of labor. The Presbyterian , Methodist Ksplscopal , and Methodist church south constitute the nucleus ot the move ment. If the northern and southern Presbyterian churches weie united there would be achurcn extending to every part of the country , with 8,470 churches , c.OJl ministers and 80S.551 members. The Income of these Piesbyteriau bodies amounts to very nearly Sl-,000,000. All the Lutheran churches of the south have united. The Holston and Tenncssco synods were the last to azrce to the church constitution of 1S84. The united synod of the Evangelical Lutheran church In tno south has G states , 8 synods , IBS ministers , 351 congre gations and : : i,000 members. It Is planted on the Augsburg confession of faith. Thowostein yearly meeting of Friends Is now In session at I'lalnlicld , Ind. , and largely attended. The building In which the associ ation meets seats comfortably 2,000 persons , and a largo tent in the park accommodates the overllow. There are now 13,000 members ot the western > early meeting , mostly resid ing in central Indiana and Illinois. The first annual session of the Baptist congress Is announced to bo held at Balti more , Nov. 10 lo 18. The topics , which will but tea ted by able men , cmliraco many Inter- e-tin , ' qip-tloiis : and Include. "Inspiration at thoScriptures , " "Faith dues , " "Tho Labor Question , " "Kellglous Instruction in State Kdiication. " habbath Observance , " "The Futiiio Life" and "I'opular Indifference to KellBlon. " Accounts of the massacre of Catholic inbv slonarius and con veils In southern China show that thu race of mattyrfl Is r > y no moans extinct. Fothei Terrace , who hud lived for nine years In Yunnan , when a mob sur rounded his house at nlglit , gathered his fol low en in the chapel , gave thelast absolution , went to the door , and , pic.senting hlmsolf to thn ralihle , said : "Here lam toanswerfor all. " Ho was at once cut down by Babcra. i'.Ubei Beehct , a } oung priest In Touzklng , saw a iiumbei ut his converts beheaded , and then , lelii-ing to bo bound or blindfolded , tillered bis neck to the i-\e.cutlnncr without a tremor. Father Chatelet , onlured to descend to tin- place ot execution , as hundreds of Ills conceits had done , said : " 1 Hliall not go so lai. If you want my head , come and get It. " TIwsvvoiiU inailo snort work of him where ho stood. IMl'IKTIISH. An Illustrated contemporary prints a pic ture of "Authors in Hcivun,1' It U evident ly the work ot imagination , Tliu Uov. Jussu Cook , a negro preacher of Butler , ( ia. , dnliveied a sermon thuothcr day to a congregation of IU.IKKJ people. It was his laigest cuiigregatlon ant ! his last sermon , as thien minutes latci the slierlir milutly worked him oil tor the murder of his wife oiin year ago. At a recent revival meeting down In Vir ginia an old larmei arose to his feet and par- alv/ed tliucongtegation with thu following preface to hUexpurluneu. "Dear friends , I am glad to have the opportunity to mingle * together loHpend the-e happy hour * where 1 couldn't It I wasn't. " A stoiy Is told bv a Boston newspaper of a countiy paison who , with that tact that UIs- tlnguishe- home poisons , saltl to thu local tailor : "When 1 want a good coat 1 go to Bo-ton. Thuiu'h the place. By the way do j m ever go to church ? " "Oil , yes. " " \\lieie \ ? " "Well , when 1 want to hear a good sermon 1 go to Boston , There's the plate. " "I'.i , " said Johmi ) , with unpleasant mom- oitesliiigi-ring aioiind him , "what do you whip mu foi ? " "Tu mal.o you a ( infill boy. Yov know the good hook sajsthat 'lie that spaieth thu i oil spoileth thu child. ' " "Well , pa , U npai IPS ; thu rod Ivviiat spollw the child , wb } iltm't Jim break thu thing across your kiiei- without tijmg to wear It out on me ? You needn't spaioThu rod on my account. ' , Kentucky Mate Join n.d : "An1 was ye to church > i tu'day , Mrs. O'ltahert1 "Faith an' 1 was. It'll bu a covvle day whin I don't attend church. " "An" pvvhat did the pun diet prah almut ? I had sleli Ja head- ai-hutlmt 1 was detained tohumualithuday. ; " "buroan * I think It was let mu see now , tvhiit was It hu prayched about oil , } MJ lir was 'lovu jfiui neighbor as jerbulf.1 tha old , cla-tnut , 1'aith nu' I didn't watt for thuv , biiache. I tlK'piiud nslape as boon as 1 heard ) ! him give out thu platiorm. " A tooth measiirliu thice Inches In circum ference and weighing two ounce , wus r - removed frum the throat of uhaiM.