TfW OMAHA DAILY BEE : ITHIDAY , vSEPTEMBER .3 , 1880. < THE DAILY BEE. PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. TEHM3 OF SI D lfirnl.ii : Edition ) Including Hiimlny KP , ( Ino Yciir . $100) Tor 81 * MontlH . o < O I'orTliroii MuntlH . S fX ) Jlio Omnlm tnlny lli : : , mulled to imy million , Olio Ycnr. . . 300 OMAHA orrtrr , No. PU AMI otr FAIIVIM PTIIITT. rirw IOIIK DUICK , itiioM fH. mini \K iirn.niMi. WASH I S < jrO\ ( mire , Nil . infUUItTEI.MtlSTIlt.hr. Alt cointnunlontiorH rotating to nmlfill- torlnl nmttor < lioul < l bo tu the Din- To u 01 tin. lli.f , All tm lnc i letters iinilriMiilttancoABhoiilil lie nililrc-Mud to TIIK llic. : 1'riu.iMiiMi fo i'n , ( > u MM. Driifl * . ehorM niiil jio tolllco union to bo inailo payable to tlio onltrof tlio computi ) . IHE BEE POBLISHINliliPW , PROPRIETORS , H. HO.SRWATEH. r.iiiTon. Tlll-j UAIIjV HKK. Sworn Stntoinent ofClruttliitlon. Stnto of Xi-brankn , I . County of Douglas , t " " ( ioo. 11. T/scliuclcsnrrotnryot the Hoc Pub- llihlnn coinjiatM , iloos solemnly Rwoar that llio nrttml circulation or tlio Dnllv lice lor tbe week undliiB AUK. 'J"t i IN * , was ns follows : Total .Saturday. 21st Jnoo , hiinday.Jd J'iO ( ) Monday , ' M 1,275 Tttcmlay , Ullli J.fKX ) AVi > ilni mlnv. . Titll 1MO Thursday.Jill . ! ! ! , Kritlny , iiitli . 12.WO Avcrajrc . 12.57U ( iio. 15. TiKciit'Ch. Stili < icrlticil and sworn to licfoin 1110 this Csth ilay of August , IbbO. N. 1' . KKII. , ( SIAI..I : Notary I'ubllc. o. . scr , ' . - mid says tlmt lie Is Berrctnry of tlio lieu J'ublisliliiL' company , thattliu actual ti\eraic dally clicnlatlon of the Dally Ilco for the month of January , IHW , , % vas 10,378 ronles ; JorKclminry , IWirt , 10Mtt , conies ; for Murch , l C , , 11.BJ7 copies : for April , 188rt , 11,101 conies ; tor May , 1SM1 , 12J.T9 copies ; for June , IbiO , l'JC < is copies ; for .Inly , l W , 12il : t copies. ( ! io. : 11. I'/.sctuicir. Subscribed anil sworn to before me , this Cil ilny of. August , A. D. IbSO.N. N. 1' . Fnir , . i. . | Notary I'ubllc. : liternttiro is now ia order. Tun president is still in the woods , So txro tlio doniocnitio otllco-seokurs. TIIK erent falmko reached the center part of lovra. Tlisxt is as near to Oninlia ( is wo want any earthquake to cotuo. \Vui.v : "the Momlotn carpenter" picked up the KKK on Wednesday , nt Camp Grant , ho thought that the earthquake Imd struck Grand Island. Mil. GnuoxiMo is very anxious to have nn interview witli General Miles , but I about the time that Miles { rets ready for : i talk with the wily Apache he will bo ? miles away. AM , tlio heavy political guns arc now on dress parade nt Grand Island. They nil love the .soldier about this season of the year. Tramp , tram ] ) , tramp ! the bo3's are marching. GOVEUOU UA.\VIS and his horseless aide- de-scamp have gonu to Grand Island to review tlio veterans. Ilis > excellency likes to smell powder when the enemy is firing blank cartridges. "lion : springs eternal in the human breast. " Fiiraons anil his fellow-anarch ists arc niirding the belief that the ver dict against them will bo reversed by the supreme court of Illinois. Tin : appearance of yellow fever near Now Orleans has caused a little scare in tlmt region , but tlio urccautions that have been taken -ire deemed ample to pi event the disease becoming epidemic. A STKONO petition ought to bo sent to the signal service bureau to give us fair weather during exposition week. Let it rain pitchforks after that if it wants to. TIIK reply of the czar to the courteous and conciliatory note of Prince Alexan der Is not reassuring to the latter. Neither can it bo regarded by Europe as containing a promise of continued peace. A iuAi : > r.itti.ss : paper in these parts fools very jubilant over the fact that it has a libel suit on its hands. If the dam ages arc governed by circulation the jury will probably award the plaintiff thu price of one copy three cents. UNi > orim'i : > iY tlio proper thing for tlio adminisration to do is to recall all the present representatives of the United States in Mexico who have had any con nection with the Cutting controversy. No one of them can hereafter have the confidence of either country. THE first actual wci/.uroof nn American Hailing vossjl in Canadian waters oc- ctirreil , Wednesday. The offending fisher man is charged with having invaded the thrce-milo limit. The editors 'of New England may now resume their favorite theme. Tin : Omaha Sunday lit ! : : is proving a popular favorite among newspaper lead- era , Neither expense nor labor is being spared to make it the equal of the best Sunday papers in the country. Its circu lation la very nearly 1,000. ! ) It will be seen , therefore , that it is the best adver tising medium between Chicago and San Francisco. IT is conceded that all previous earth quake records were beaten by that of Tuesday night , so far as the extent of tor- i-ritory prevailed by the Holsmio wnva is concerned. The latest dispatches show tlio region nfl'ectod to have boon greater than at llr&t reported , Miooks having been felt as far south ns liartow , Florida , and as far northwest as Sioux City , Iowa. Tin : hostility of the Chlnosa to Chris tian teaching and inlluonco is periodi cally manifested in such outbreaks ns Unit reported to hnro recently occurred in the province of S/ehurn , In the west ern portion of China , which resulted in the massacre of a number of Christians and the destruction of their property. The latest persecution is attributed to the Imprudence of Kngllsh and American missionaries , Tim record of terrible sac rifices inado for tlio cause of Christianity in the Chinese empire , running through twelve centuries , makes a frightful ac count of cost when the result has been the conversion of perhaps less than 1,000,000 natives out of the vnst popula tion of nearly six hundred millions. Missionary effort in China is not only very unpromising work , but extremely dangerous , Much Ado About Nothing. Senator Van Wyck lias been in public llfp over thirty years in various position of honor nnd trust He has served in the nntionnl legislature nearly fourteen year * , nnd in tlio Nebraska stnte legislature- terms , and was one of tlic f rumors of om state constitution. H" nrved mthe lowei liou.ee of congress during the most evil ing period of our liNtory before : ntl tltir ing tlio civil war. He wits a nioinber of the Nebraska state senate during a period Alien jobbery was rampant , and reckless loss drafts upon the taxpayers were regarded as the lejrttimute pay of partisans and spoils-litintur < His record in UHJ United States senate is an opeti book. His carror as a gallant soldier is a part of tin- luxury of tliu war. His per sonal enemies and the minioimof monopoly ely have ransacked all the records in congress , in the legislaturennd lu the war department for campaign ammniil- ion. Thuy liave invaded the privacy if his hoitscliold , inquired into bis bank ccounN , nosed around the mortgage coords nnd taken an inventory of his arses , carriages , silver plate and other Valuables. After all this search thev mvo made but one discovery which hey deem fatal to Van Wyck's aspiration 'or ' a second term They have actually iscovercd tlmt Van Wyck commanded a 'cgimct ' t in the army and was actually a number of congress at the sanio time I'his discovery in positively shocking. These bravo iintriots who have neither .ecu . .service in the arm y nor over been iVitliin a thousand miles of a battle , and urc not likely ever to represent tliu people ple in any capacity , are highly indignant over Van Wjok's awful crime. They ruftiso to eondono it oven twenty- jtie years after the war. They insist hat Van Wyck must have drawn double pay for a few months as n colonel .mil a member of congress , because , for sooth , iio has not so n lit to deny it. They ivork themselves up into a towering pas sion over this monstrous exhibition of lishoncsty. Why should not the people of Nebraska rise in all their majesty to ehuko Van Wyck ? One of the inspired idiots Who is now ccklossly slinging blacUgtiard ink at 'toncral Van \Vyck \ in the editorial col- inins of the Omaha Jlcpublican takes us .o task in the following fashion : The BKI : mentions Senator SprnRiin , ( Jen- ; ral Uarlield and Ainnsa Cobb. ol Wiscon sin , ns parallel cnses to that of Van Wvok's , and "has little doubt" that they drew double lay also. Of ( iencral Uarliuld 1t Is known hat when lie wa- > circled to COIIRICSS ho le- slencd fioiu the army , nnd therefore could lot diaw double pay , and \\hctlier Spugitu or Cobb did or did not , does not concern us n this slate. They are not candidates toi the senate from Xebr.iskn. It makes no Uiflorence to the mud slinger of tlio Jlcpnbiicmi that other prominent men served in the army and in congress at the same time. They were , of course , carried on the pay-roll of tlio army until mustered out , while congressional salaries were running by the year , and not by the month or ses sion. The commodious donkey of the Jlcpnblican actually declares that this fact doesn't concern us in thi.s state be cause neither Spiague nor Cobb is a can didate in Nebraska. Wo cheerfully admit thai ox-Governor Spragueof Uliodo Island' is not a candidate for United States senator from Nebraska , but Amnsn Cobb , \Vi-consin \ , is a candidate for Van Wyck's senatorial brogans. Cobb is not only a candidate but tho'mosl promi nent candidate next to Van Wyck. For further particulars inquire of Manager Iloldrcgo , ot the B. & M. railroad , in Omaha , and T. M. Marquctte , general solicitor of the same corporation at Lin coln. coln.To To the intelligent masses this grave charge against Van Wyck is a most con temptible and ridiculous piece of dema gogy. It only shows to what straits Van Wyek's opponents are driven in their desperate anxiety to besmirch him. Why don't they produce something from his record in congress , or in the state legislature , which will show him to bo dishonest , disreputable , incompetent , or negligent of the material welfare of the people. They cannot do it. Having nothing serious to chanro him with , they arc making much ado about nothing. Hunting Down it Spoilsman. When Mr. Clovel.ind returns from his vacation , it is to bo hoped in improved health and replenished energy , ho will have no difliettlty in finding mallei's of importance to occupy his time and atten tion , lie will doubtless feel called upon to have some serious talks with his scoreJ tary of stnte , who has not accomplished since the president's absence anything that will redound to the glory of the ad ministration , and ho may think it advisa ble to talk over with his acting hoorctary of the treasury tlio wisdom of his nuw ex pedient for reducing the public debt by inviting bondholders to bond in bonds for redemption. Among the many mat ters to which the executive attention will bo asked , charges affecting Iho olli- cial condmt of the chief spoilsman un der the administration , Pension Com missioner IHaok , having reference to gross violations of the civil service law , will not bo Ihe least interesting to the country , if not to the president , for the reason that they will at least inciden tally , bo it is said , illustrate in what abso lute contempt the civil service laws are hold by various branches of tlio reform administration. Tlio president is not wholly Ignorant of the course that was pursued by General lilack , during the llrst months of his ad ministration of the pension bureau , in disregarding the olyil sorvlco laws. The matter was freely talucd of by the press , was informally presented to the attention of Mr. Cleveland by Mr , Katon when ho was a member of the civil sorvlco com mission , and was virtually confessed by lilnok before the senate committee of in quiry. Indeed , so clearly was it shown that this ollioinl had recklessly disre garded tlio law , evidently from strong partisan feeling , that it seemed thai the president must inevitably remove him or abandon his professions of reform in this direction. Hut Mr. Cleveland was content with administering some disci pllnary counsel , and lilack remains in oHioo. The restatement of the case will como from ex-Commissionor Katon , who ap pears to be moved thereto by the desire to vindicate himself and his follow-com missioners. The necessity for this effort nt vindication grows out of the circtim stance of the present chief commissioner , Oberly who it may be remarked is exhibiting a degree of /.on1 in his work that may exhaust It bofor. Ihe term of the administration expires having publicly laid the blame of Gen ofnl < Hlnck's violations of the civil service , laws l nt the door of Mr. Eaton for having , failed ) to make the proper investigations , and In n regular and formal way pre sented the facts to the president. Al though the expectation is said to bo en- teitamcd in fromo quarters that the re newal of specific charges against Hlark will compel an in\obligation by the presi dent , there is very little probability of any such result. There tire obvious rea- < > ons why Mr. Cleveland would not do- sinto emphasise the fact that ho is re taining i in otllco n man who holds a car dinal ( feature of his reform policy in con tempt i , and is only acting agreeably with it 1 now under constraint. The matter Is of interest , however , as a somewhat con spicuous illustration of the fact that the profession and practice of the ndminis- Iration arc not always In harmony , and with other facts may be seivicetible two years hence. Tito TronHitry I'ollt'.v. The policy of the treasury department tinder the present ndministratldn has been characteri/cd by .some curious methods anil depai lures. The controll ing motive of the now hands placed in charge seemed to have been to got as iar as possible away from the system upon which lor twenly-fotir years the treasury had been most successfully conducted by republican administrations. Even the old method of book-keeping was not sat isfactory and a change was made in the way of keeping accounts. In further pursuance of iho new ' 'reform" dispen sation the old-fashioned term of the monthly debt statement , with wliieh the people had become familiar and perfectly understood , was abandoned and a new form took its place whicli nobody com prehended , and which by really mHrop- resettling the actual condition of the Irensury confused or misled the public. Then , although the democracy had boon vigotoiisly declaiming against a surplus in the treasury as u temptation to extrav agance in the government , and denoun cing the republican tiarty for allowing great balances to accumulate in the treasury the surplus when the demo crats went into power was in round num bers only $20,000,000 the new treasury ollii'ials set to work to build up the .sur plus , and in ten months had increased it to $80,000,000 , , at the end of which time llicy ventured to make a call for bonds. Thereafter calls wore made which up to last July aggregated $ ril,000,0)0 ) ( ) , but without impairing the ttoasury balance which a year Deforo they had protessed to regard as pregnant with danger. Jt impossible to say how much longer the process of accumulation would have gone on had not the hoard ing mania of Mr. Manning been dis turbed by the Alornsott resolution. The requirements of that measure , modified by the senate , did not pass into law by reason ot the "pocket veto" of the presi dent , but the facttiiat it unmistakably voiced the sentiment ot a majority of congress and of the people had the de- .sired effect , and calls for bonds came promptly. This action was not only a surrender of the treasury , but in its re sults , which have had none of the ill otfects predicted by'those who opposed such aetion , has vindicated the wis dom of tlio popular judgment. It appears , however , that now tlio treasury has encountered another obstruction , and it leaves the regular course to try an ex periment. The last call for bonds is sim ply an invitation to holders to send them in for redemption at any time before the middle of September. The explanation by the acting secretary of this course is that ho thinks the banking system is un favorably affected by the forced calls. The banks have quite 75 per cent of the three per cent bonds not called on deposit in tlio' treasury to secure circulation , so that when a call is made it falls to the ex tent of about three-fourths on the bonds of Iho banks. These institutions do not desire to surrender their bonds , and some of them have not done so , although inter est lias ceased. Such banks make the point that having complied with the law in depositing interesl-bcarins securities as a basis of circulation , it in a matter of no concern to them that , by no act of theirs , these securities have ceased to be interest-bearing , and they maintain that the government cannot deprive them ot n circulation which was obtained on the basis of a lawtul deposit. Some sticli complication as this was apprehended at some stage in the pro cess of redeeming the bonds , but J obviously the attitude of the banks in as suming that called Lends upon which in terest has ceased are still good as security is not tenable. However , the experiment of the treasury in inviting the surrender of bonds for redemption may under the circumstances not be ill-advised , though the probability of the result being satisfactory is not very great. It is verv certain that there will bo no re sponse from the banks , and there doesn't appear to bo any good reason why other holders should bo expected to voluntarily give up these securities. The result will bo awaited with a good deal of interest. WHILE the Omaha exposition will doubtless surpass any previous effort of this kind west of Chicago , it is to bo hoped that those of our wealthy citizen , * who possess works of art will put them on exhibition. There is literally no risk in so doing. Every possible precaution has been taken to guard the exhibits in the art department against accident and trespass. Lot Omaha show for once that she is not only enter prising nnd progressive , but has already acquired culture nnd re fmenient equal in many respects to the old cities of the oast. In Cincinnati , Chi ongo , Cleveland and other cities men of wealth and taste have time and ugait shown tholr nubile spirit by freely putting on exhibition costly paintings , statuary and other works of art. In most of these cities Iho exposition buildings are m safer nnd uro not belter guarded that that of the Omaha exposition. Mr. ( > W. LiniHirer has set an example worthy of emulation. Ho has placed his onllro collection of paintings and bric-a-bra upon exhibition. The KounUos , tlu Woolworths , the Dowoys , the Reeds , Pop pletons , Hamges anil other lending citi /.Otis who have art treasures at thoi homes , should not hesitate to give the people an opportunity to view and ad mire Ilium , Ir is said that Lord Sal'sbury ' devote : ulnioat us much of his time to expori uu-nts in electricity , in connection witl its application to agricultural implo ni'iits , us ho docs to the great questions gi'foro the nation. Last Saturday wn Homily field day in Iho electrical depart- nent. A field of bltrlejy was to bo < ! ut , bound , varied , thn/shr'd. ' etc. , by eloc- rioify. The apparatus for doing the nttlng was not in proper trim , so that > art of Iho programme was omitted. The hresliing , however1 , win aeeomplNiod itooo sfully. The wirii conveying the Mirront was a mile nnd a half lotii' , and ho experiment , which was deemed n great success by those who witnessed it , ) as > cd off without a hitoh. The appli uncos saved a long 'distnnoo of callage nnd n great deal of labor. At the conclu sion Lord Salisbury was ns much do- ightcd as though he had hoodwinked the c/.ar. TIIUIII : will bo an interesting ns < som- ) lngo in Philadelphia on the 17th of the iroM-nt month , when the governors of ho colonial .stairs meet to arrange for he celebration of tinlo.Hb anniversary : > f the adoption of the constitution of the United States , which occurs on the 17th of September of next year. The givlher- ng is In ivsponse to a resolution passed by the Now Jersey legislature in June. t is probable that all the states in the Union will be asked to co-operate in the celebration , one feature of which will bo ii grand military parade with a roproson- alive regiment from each slate. TIIK KIKI , ! ) OP 1NHUSTIIY. Hosiery mills ate siuiiiflni : up on the 'ncillo coast. September ( I Is the date of the labor holiday n Italtliuote , Md. The cotton iiinuulacttireis of Caiiudnlnnc lulvancod prices . " > to 10 nor cent. Auoodiiiaiiv Xew r.ntrhmloolenfac - orles ate limning nlulit and day. Nearly all of the Iticlimoud delegates ha\c icon Instt noted loote for 1'owderly. On .Sunday , September 1'- , them will be a : iatid labor dcmoiistutiou nt Indianapolis , tut. P.UIi'ison mauuf.ictiiieis ate latccly dp- creaslneiuoductloii at mills ami shops. Sev eral hundred silk opoiators ate out. More new building is going on at this tlmo n New England than at any tormer period. Much money is being expended In oxpetisho iinchliiury. The uiiikmcn of S.iu Kraiicisco pave Clans SpiccUlcs the option ot dNvlinuiIng thlitj- sl.x Chinamen on one ot his sixty ships or "lavluir the vessel > all tied up. Tim liicieashu demand for labnrwlll not ieult in liesh stiikcs at this time , except for Ihe puiposc of evening up i.ttes of wnws be tween woikinen ih diilricnt places tor the sanm kind of woik. Thso\eminent ( of A'hsrlnla perotiiptqrll.v otdeicd the letuin of convicts to piNon whom the Atlitutk' V D.mvllle liallioail com- liany Iceiit at woil ; londini ; tiieir vessels lor loieiiii jioils. Henry Ccnigp , nftei h.ivitij ; told flic miners low miioi.iblo they are. is ; now frolni ; to lee- tiuo thioii liout the iialliiiicitc coil tc'gloii on laboi. Tlio miners \\jll llgek to him. What thcvoulil i.ither iiciti about Instead of land anil tnilll letonn Is hbto get one dollm's woith of cioccrles lorn dollar. Thej' seldom get neaier than uo cents' \ < oith. The attempt to advanro'the ' into of open- air labor In the hoiltlirin' ' j-tates , to equali/e it with piiccs noith , will not be easy , becntiiti thuieaic t\\ehc moiniis' Kvoik in thCMitith and only six or seven nipuths' labor here. ISeslde-t , but little nit'iit Is used ; cheap fiull and vegetables lot in , the chiet u.utot sub sistence : lents nnd the , coit ol liviupr aio loner , and hence w.iL'CS uijiift lemniu lower. A. Boston minor is hiilldlng a ics r\oir in the Chihuahua t.iiuhi ! ; district to rim the mines in dry weather. Theie tun several mining legions \\hejc there mo lon dry spells uhieh can bo avoided uy similar meas- utos. Two piofc.ssorshiixo t last been lottnd vtho di'cineicd soinethlng. They ha\d dis- coveiod that in tluee mliuh in JJia/.ll theio aio SiriUoO,000 ( ) woitli ofinnnlncdeold which ( Yminicaii cntcrpilso will help dc\elop. Organized labor is RIIILJ | 111010 than usual attention to co-opeiati\o suliciai's. ( Jinle a number htaitud dinlmr tlio past Iwo > eirs nro holding out well. Years ago tlio iiicen- tivo hi entering them was to get lich fast. Much lellaiice was hail on the manic ot the \\oik "co-operation , " but llltlo attention was c'von ' to the joints of the business , where lubricants aie necessary and \\heio breaks mo liable to occur. 1'roductloii was blind. Tlieie wen ; no biains to contiol nnd ( Ilieot and demand. In hlioit , ovcrjthing was lax- , and failmes came. .Vow men see cleaier ; yet tlio ireim of failuie is within most of tlio present eltotts. An Impcndl'iKClinn o In tlic FnNlilon. Pi'cw TorStar. / . Tiouseis will be wont a little longer this autumn it the " 0,000 cutters go out on sttlkc. ( sorrow In Kentucky. Kcw Ymli , Trllittic. The news that Colonel lle'iiy Wattornon is dilnkim : the waters of Baden-linden sends a cola bhuitiler down the back of oveiy other colonel In Kentucky. AVIiat Tlio Farmers AVnnt. Chicago 1 Irani. "What the Knrmcis \ \ mil , " is the title of nn aitich ) In n IcniHim Now Voile paper , and it Is made to embiace everything lioiii n steam pump in the kitchen to an elevated lalhnad In the back yaid. This Is pethaps an eastcin demand. What wcstetn faimcis wanl is & 1 a bushel for wlual and CO cents lor coin. ( ! lve these and they \\illwnitfor pumps ami ralhoads. Mixed JMcinorlcH. J.ontlon .S'ucfdi/ . A withered flower , worn jear.s ago , Dry-brown anil broaklnu at a toiictt ( I might to valuu It , I knov , Hut , then , 1 have so many such I ) Dear memoiy of days divine , When I washers nnd she \\as mine. Poor llower , do you remenbor now The summer meadows ami tlio him , The great leaves on the dmeing hough , The quiet \\onU wlitm day was done , The hour you lay ( O blessed llower ! ) Held In her hand one long , sweet hour. ' Stop , thoiiirh ! I don't remember quite \ \ hlch girl it was that ga\e II me 1 can't bo sine U was thai mghl , It ini'-'ht liuvo been--now. let me see- It was tlmt glil i metlllht lime At .Mrs. Jones' nttciifoon ! We w out to get some/ / claret cup ( Of course , loimd It'iiu'ls ' much too hot ) , And then no , Mnr I'vd mixed Ilium up U was her slstei 1 No , 'twns null lean lemember so-Jicttges ) ) , The llames may havq my pii'eluus io.se 1 STATIJ AND TimilirOHY. N'olirnHlcpj .Jottings. Hastings is negotiating ( or u barb wire factory. Deals In lots in leatnoo last week amounted to $75,000. , Paplllionltoa have 'kibWibud ' ono half of the $0,000 , bonus required to sueuro a creamery there. Six gangs of graders are oampnd on trn new line of the Missouri Paeillo be tween Weeping Water and Nebraska City. Another largo track of the Omaha In dian reservation lauds ( tear llauoroll , Nob. , will be offered , lor bale Sept. 0 , at noon. Hov. Joseph II. Todd , of tlio Klglilh street M. K. church , Nebraska City , hnti resigned lo accept a "flattering olfor" mid n wider Held in Kansas City. ; H. W. Crosblund , of Wayne , whlhi nt work on the roof of his house one day last week , slipped and fell lo the ground , receiving very severe though not dan gerous wottndu , Van Wyck clubs nro being organmed in every precinet in Harpy- county , In ad dition to a county contrul club , Seven- tenths of the voters nro In favor of the "grand old mnh. " Potatoes grow fo fn t iu Dawcs county that girls are afraid \entureotttof < toors after dark. It Is no' vi uncommon thing up there to ee murphies up there wearing sj > eetnple < The incipient earthquake felt nt Da kota City lns | Tuesday was not a I nof the Charleston shake It was caused by the lOOth chapter of 1'r. Mailiif.s novelette - etto falling oil the copy hook. Nebraska Cit > boasts that her harvest of hogs Hie coming sea on will placu her fotirtli , if not third. In the list of slaugh tering cities , while her distillery has closed a ontrnct to demolish the whisky pool. Nothing is too good or great for Otoo metropolis in the iawlme. A KPVU Palm woman , whoso husband was called east on business not wishing the team and plow to remain idle went lo work in the held and broke twenty-live ncre.s of prairie land. He-sides this she took cnre of two children and did the chores nhoul 'ho ' place. There's a fortune in a woman like her. The wife of .John Andrews , of Plntls- mouth , found life with a commercial drummer a lonesome and dreary one. so she eloped with John Coy , who ngiced to stay around home and attend to his do mestic duties. Andrews lotind his furni ture auctioned oil'and a number of store bills to pav , while his ex-wife is cojly ncsthidiiiy ; with 'tother fellow in Bulling- ton , la. Io\vn It cum , Mrs. ( ! eorgo Cook , of Tipton , cooked herself with rat poison Monday. Sioux' City's conservatory of musio and art school was formally oucncd Tuesday night. A DCS Moines business man has brought suit against the keener of a gambling house to tccovcrifliO lost at faro. The fourteenth annual exhibition ot the Pioneer agricultural society will be held nt Sibloy , September 7 , 8 and II , The tax levy in Sioux City for munici pal purposes Is 2. ) } mills. J'ho assessed valuation of city property is$3l > .2llll. ) Des Moines is cleaning up and will put on a new bib anil tucker to receive vis itors next week. A large crowd is ex pected to attend tlio fair. They have a now name for genuine Milwaiiko beer at SaeCitv. It is said to bo I very amusing to see an old boox.er with a nose lilo an orc-ido breastpin and a stomach like the swell to a lamp shade , put on a six by eight smile and call for a maiden's blush , and get it , too , Sioux City was touched by the earth quake Tuesday night. An incipient panic inapublic hall w.is iiinolo-l b y the presiding ollicer , who boldly nnnoiinccd that the 'tremor' ' was eau ed by a loaded schoono' ' mailing over the bar in the bnso- ment. The audience survived. There is blood m iho doorsill of the Des Moinus Lender olllce. The gentle manly Sullivan who slugs the local sec tion of the paper invites this "brainless idiot and sniveling pup" who made an indecent exhibition in a lumberyard to call at any hour if lie "desires to be kicked into an unenviable notoriety. " "There arc some specimoi.N of deformed humanity , " continues Sullivan junior , " \ \ ho cannot be handled without a skunk- like odor clinging to the garments of the oastigator , hence though an opportunity to chastise Iho whelp in question is not courted , neither will it bo declined.1' Stand OH" and give him a chance to breathe. Dakota. The Iron Hill mine turned out 20,810.97 ounces of bullion during Atijriist. About 2. > 0 car loads of stock passed through Bismarck last week on their way cast. Hudson is the nnmo of the now town at the northern terminus of the Chicago & Northwestern1 ! * Columbia extension. The telegraph line from Choyomio to Deadwoi d was abandoned hist Saturday. This was the only means of rapid com munication possessed by the hills coun try lor years. Stella Lorall Huron , a eleven-year-old girl was severely burned by a gasoline Glaxo recently. She attempted to mix burning "cat tails" nnd gasoline. They mi.xcd"and she will bear evidence of the fact ns long as she lives. . There is to be a baby show at the com ing fair at Volga. Tlio Bachelors' club of that place o flora two valuable prizes for the handsomest baby under one year of age , anil also one. prize for the homeli est baby. The judjrcs will bo chosen from among the bachelors subscribing to the prizes. AVyoiiiliiK- The foundation of the university build ing at Laramie is finished. T ! o concentrating works of the Adams minintr company , at Silver Crown , are completed and cost ? oO,000. They are the Jinest in the territory. The Hecman k Cnshiii Mercantile com pany , capital S'.01,000 , headquarters at Kvanston , has been incorporated. The trustees are Newell Heemnn , Joseph K. Cnfhln , Kdwurd J. Lmvis and Orlando North , ot ICvanston , and Warden P No- ble.s , of Salt Lake. A romantic inarringn was perpetrated in Unwlins last week. 11. ( ! . Myers , a prosperous but lonesome cattleman , in serted a throe-bit "ad.1' lor a wife. Mrs , Alice Nicolai , of Cincinnati , responded , stating that while she was a widow in re- spcctublo circumstances who couldn't tell a maverick fioin a chinook , she had already outlived ono husband and was willing to tackle another , and that to marry n cattle king had beim the am bition of her life ; that it was just too nice for anything , in fact could only be equaled by an elopement with a South Sun pirate , The mails wuro loaded with lottcr.s and the males and femnles re mained in a stale of anxious suspense. The climax- was reached last Thursday. Tim Ohio widow with a small family at tached arrived , and Myers was promptly "buckled on. " The bridegroom , with a Had and woo begone grin , teen appeared ' at the hotel bar and plimd lor 'mercy thus "Hojn , jou may not believe it , but I didn't ' Know 1 was closing a contract for a ready-made family. 1'or bix. months that widow has been pulling on my lioiiit strings like a two-year-old on n brandlng-posl , and nil the time I thought hho was liable to ( Iio of lonceoinonoss , but i orhaps its for the bust after nil. I Know slut's n good woman and just the ono I've been looking for. Don't say another word bojs , let's ' take a drink. " Kliorlliaiiil .Jiililloo. 1'lllMtlH llftlM. It is proposed In England that the jubi lee of phonography and the tercentenary of bliortliiusd , ns distinguished from phonography , should bo held toward the nlobo of this autumn. KuglUi shorthand , so tnr as is known , dates irom 1KJ7 , when a vuiiurahlo Individual known as Timothy lirighl , mudiual doutor of Cambiidgo unUcrrilty , and holder of soyural excel ' Ihings , published what ing , " which publication is now to IK found among tliu niolimn of iliti cole hratod Bodleian library of Oxford There urn computed to bu about nineteen him iliedaullioritieson shorthand in o.xUlcnco and 1,01 , JO works on orytogranis , but. although Rich , Byron , ( iiirnoy , Odoll and Taylor elaborated very excollot't hyMcjnib of shorthand in Kngland , it was reserved for Ibaao Pitman , of Bath , now a veteran nnd by many regarded ; w n phonographic crank , to lasuu in l3 l > ? the most purfc.ct &eientilio principle of plionogrnphlu shorthand writing ever given lo thu world. Pitman dis carded the UBO of moro arbitrary signs for the representation of human sounds , nild invented a system by which nil sounds should bo represented by n sysle- inalic , If notscienUlio. process of record. Tills system has been Improved by Amer- loam , 'such ns Graham , Hell , "Ben" Pit man nnd Mttnson ( the Ins ! probably tlio best of ill , ) until It may now bo sniilthat there nro few speakers whom n short hand writer cannot follow. Samuel Johnson u eit to boast , when IIP repre sented a newspaper in Iho English House of Common" , tlmt ho wrote the speeches for the Tories , and took precious good care that none of ( ho "Whigs should gel the b' l of Iho argument. " Such : i sys tem of reporting H nowndnjs Impossible. The speeches in congress are icporled almost absolutely verbatim , while ( itirney , whoso family holds the monopoly of repotting the proceedings in the British Houses of Parliament , sets forth the claim tlmt his piintoil records of pro ceediiigs are . o unimpeachable that they may stiiely be made the Until test of accuracy with regard lo what the states men of Knglnnil may choose to utter in their places of olllco. To Isaac Pitman belongs the credit of Introducing Ihe In sf system of stenography known at the present time. Isaac has his weaknesses. lie has era/.es a < : aiust the consumption of animal food , and Insists upon the spelling of the English language in a pnonetic system , which in print appears grotesque , but the old man , wlio.se jubilee Is now about to bo celebrated , deserves the thanks of every person who appre ciates the importance of having public speakers reported , not a.s they might have spoken , but ns they smoke. Isaac- is a veteran in the art of setting down the .speech as it is spoken , and our ( irahams , Munsons and Bells will assuredly not be the last to acknowledge the fact. lle.inlcil Woman n Mnn. New York Commercial Advertiser The arrest and imprisonment of Barn - n urn's so called "bearded Indy , " on the charge of disorderly conduct , were re ported 3 elorday. 'Today Iho case was called up in Iho Jefferson Market police court , and had a somewhat peculiar end ing. It came out in the examination that about Unco months ago the same per < im had been arrested by a detective attached to the Twentyninth"precinct , for drunk enness , and examined under the name of Madame Augusta , and discharged , and that the detective who arrested he , ' was reduced to a patrolman , it Is said , for a misdemeanor i connected with the case. Since then she has boon frequently ob served in the parks nnd on the streets tiding In n disorderly manner. She got imrtieulnrly offensive Thursday night in Union Square and n pnik policeman took her into custody. When the case came up this morning the first testimony submitted was a. deposition by Dr. Thomas Bagwell , the nrison physician. It reported an ex amination which ho had made of the prisoner yesterday , in accordance with the order of the eo'iitt , and declared that the prisoner was a man. When the court had tccovered irom the effect of this an nouncement it asked tlio accused , who had been arraigned under the name of Bernardo C. Borrian , what .she or ho had to say for himself or herself. Berrian , who was dressed in a neat black dress , a black straw lint And veil and had long black hair hanging down his back ; protested vehemently against the finding of the doctor. Finally Justice 1'ord said : "Well , now. sir or madam , are you a man or woman ? " Ben inn considered for awhile with his eyes on the lloor. then he said simply ; , " 1 don't know. " The court ordered him to be dressed in male attire n.id committed him to the Island tor three months in default of $300 bonds for good behayior. Berrian has a remarkably thick black board of about two days' growth , lie carries about with him a. pair of sur geon's scissors , with which he keeps his hirsute ornament closely trimmed down. Since he has been in jail , however , he has1 not been allowed to use. the scissors , and his appcaranee vns somewhat start ling when ho cnmo into court. His voice is a woman's , his face is oval and not at all coarse , and his hands are small and white. _ Not a High Clcu-go Either. Boston Beacon : When Boston was Fanny Kemblo's home , and her summers were spent here and therein rural Massa chusetts , hho engaged n worthy neighbor to bo her charioteer during the season of ono of her country sojotirnimrs. With kind-hearted loquacity iic was beginning lo expatiate on the country , the crops , and Ino history of the people around nboul , when Fanny remarked , in her imperious , dogmatic fashion : "Sir , 1 hjuo engaged you to drive for me , not to talk to mo. " The farmer ceased , pursed up his lips , and ever after kept his peace. When the vacation weeks were over , and the dame was about to return to town , she sent for her .John and his bill. Uunning icr eyes down its awkward columns , she paused. "What is this item , sir ? " said she "I. cannot understand it. " And with equal gravity ho rejoined : "Sass , ? . " > , 1 don't otteti take it , but when 1 do I charge. " ' ' HAyJMQ'-A-B'pTTL orwx ir , A < ; " * rs'm ni > n I uru ( or lx t M IIH | > IH ] , Delilllly , Km MAPI ) 111 MAGIC STARCH GO. I'HILADKLPJllA , PA. FINEST and BEST IX TJIU WOULD. NEEDS NO COOKING- I'roiluoliiL' a rich , beautiful ULOSti and BTJFFNK3S. No Stttrch vet intioiliiceil ran he eom- iiiii-cd with the MACHO. Ono package will do the work of two pound : ) of oulluury starch , FolJ under snaroiilpo o ( Ibo mntrnfactumrj. SLOAN , JOHNSON & uo. . Wholesale Ac cuts , Ouiulm , Neb , Tlit > FlrM. Ilin Original nn < t Only ntnrch tlmt M nil mi l > v mm \ \ \ \ Imip a iirnrllrnl ktionlriltc of lliojnundrv Pf'ff J11. ? ? ' lt"l > f I'Vr,011" ' : > the Iron Iff" " ftlcklni ml Itnnn from hilitrtliu while Itonlnut. oiiil BltM ttnttt , run * nd rnllats lh i ftlrtncu MI.I twMitltul voll ti Uirr harp \\licn tu < n wMcli , crrryboilr known , keep Ihrtn clf n twlio M lon , llcwnro of Itnlt/Ulom. / Sfo that tli niroa J O llinilMJKll A IIHOS , NOIT lUveu , Oouu , It on otury i > ack ( c. Bol3 Ij M Uroctrt. 017 Nt. hnrlo tit. , SI. r.onln.Mo. JL rcRnUriridniUof Ivo UtdletlCollfitM , bu tvto lonrvr engBR l lQth ifeltttrfttm at of C'NO I . Kurort. RIM ind Hum Uiitiiii th n of elhrr rbjiltlio In3t , Uuli , u rlij piperi ihow Rn > ! nil oM rttUvntinow Nervous Prostration. Debility , Mental and Phjslcal Weakniti ; Mercurial and other Atlee- Ilins ol Throat. Skin or Bones , Blood Poisoning , old Sores and Ulcers , r ite t J nlih miririii ii uemi , n Uteit idrnllfla ptlfielplf t , Rkftlr Ptl ? kl lj. Diseases Arising Irom Indiscretion , Eicoss , Exposure or Indulgence , which rrxincr iom or th raUimlni tKreti i > m tiineji , drtllltr , dlant.i at i ! ht tnildrfcellTt rotinorr , rlmpl ialli i" * > t > Iit leild e r , rrnltmlolbt i.tlel/ef frntltt , eonfuiloi otldMl , ft * . , rendering MarrUco iraproptr or unhappy , M - arfd. Iaaiphl ll3& | i | l ) a tti ftt > ore. MQt Dftfttrd tBTplepe , rrcnlo taj fcddrMi. ContnltttloaatoN r.cforli/irtllfiff , lnilUJ nd > f1cil ; c nna Dtlil. A Positive Written Guarantee iir < n intrtrrn. rfcbleeu * . UedlelnetcateMrjubtrebjiatlloruprMi. MARRIAGE GUIDE , 360 TAOBH , riKE PLATKS , eteC nt cloth tad rltt LlcJIiff , n1 d fcr 5Oo. In r iii * * f eurteney , Ofer ut\j voudcrful r OiIeturf , tram lift ) artltltiontb * fell nlc ( nubjf > fitt } > ratjr rnnrry , whenot. wh/ 1 mnt > * Ji wora n hood , thil KM eArtO > * tt of * Uik7n > 1 ioeiitb pk i. lolojfy orm > r Jtifilon , * al tntny m r , Ttio t tntrrp4 ( or CQtiUniplklltiC , . n . rr1if4 ifcc ia T > 4 IL i'rPl r dttoB ! > n < * * o VITALITY lV foil I tig. nmln IKIAINI'U and f-XIIAL'Nii : > orPo er I'ULMAiUHhl.V - r All Pr * nch t'hrtlcttni and I llT anJ ly latrultKAd I'orr. eBatnl proin | > tlr cb k > d. T UOWB- , i i'lniiHift iloctor l'Kit. : _ _ Fulton Street. New Vote 21,829,850 Tansill's ' Punch Cigars \roro elilppcxl during tlio imst Ino yean , without a ilrtmi- uiuriti onroinplov. No other licmsoiu the world can truth * fully iniiku Biiuli a iliowtiiR. Ouo nnout ( ilcnlcr oulj- ) wunt l in onch town. SOLO DY LEADING DRUGGISTS. R.W.TANSILL&C0..55 State SLChlcaao. DR. IMPEY. 1503 so ? . Practice limited to Discasna of tlio EYE , EAR , NOSE AND THROAT , for all forma of defective Visioii. Artillcial Eyes insertod. WEAK , wcnvoj.5s PEOPLE" AnJ ) thorn PtKTcrinf ? from nrrvou * iloblllty fCxliiustlii illsewca , puniaturG of jounir or old nro ly .uic l hy Ur. fnnioua Kltrtro * JUunnrtlo licitTliuu Anilj i Htnto in tlui Union liu\o lHun cureu. KIcc-trl r nt > anUy felt J'atentnl onJ coM 10 veum Who ID fnnilly Cftn wer pa mo Itelt Klcitrla * * ii3i > eiiiorltflrre wllliiualo hrltH Avoid worthU'i * ! * ini * lUtlons und bonus coinpanicit Clci'LHc Trut. r lor JtT-turc. 7OO cured tn'rt5. Bond Ptninpfoi pumphlet. OJI.W J.SiCRHf. iNVrVTOS. 191 WABASH AV . 'JCHK WIRE GflUZE OVER DOOR is THE LATEST IMPROVEMENT ONTHB It produces Practical Results In Baking and EcaEtinc never before attained ill any Cooking Apparatus , anil will a Present Mcis of CcoMng ITS I > , tintnU Tooil IlnVict o Ilonilrxl , plinuM tx liuzo ncuriyiui juruuiu mu uuwt i'i . Through this Gnuzo Door the air freely circulates , fncllltntlnic tlioi.rnconHof cxiuklno.nnit producing fond that In unoijiinlltxl 111 llntur uiul uu- irltfon.nuil actually cooktwl nltli lean cnunujiiption ot luol thnn In all oven \titti aclowd door. Itxnakita juirnormaas ftavlajIn thawolclit of ment , It nlao produces larger Loavoa of Dread , reiulrtta ICK. ntlunliun from tlm cook , nnd | iniiooic < Iho licnltli of tlm fniullj br tlio BUl'EIlIUIl QUALIIX or TUB toou cooimi m IT. OPINION OF AN EXPERT , Mnn. MAnv II. tt rtcir. Tcarhor DomiotloKcononir. In uKtnta Unlrentlty.Kursi "MydollbnrAto judgment l > Hint the oven of the Itnncn , uicompared Mlth otliern. ia not onlrmoro equally huatul In over/ part front aa > < ! ! oi rear ImtnynreBUltof lu up rlor vt-nlllotloa thefooa jilaovl therein ialMttftrcookmt , while retain. f na naweeter Uavtir.nnd o lorcer proixirtlonof itabodt juicuii. I llud , aUo. that tha coiuuiujitlon of f iml In thU luuge IB uucu liua than any olliur lor tame miik , " ( END FOR IllUSr RATED CIRCUUR3 AND PRICE LIST EXCELSIOR MAKF'G ' CO. . ST.LOUIS. STOVES and KANOES are BOLD IK NEBRASKA aa follows : Mil TON KOdLRSfcbONS . OMAHA. I1 KI.NNI V. . COHDON. 1MI.LAS& 1,1.1 SON , . HASTINGS. U C niir.WI.lt , . HAV Sinmcs. 11 AIKD&CO . NuuiiAtuA CITY. W K. TI.MI'l.mON . NPUSO.S. 1 II SIUKDI'.VANT &SON , . ATKINSON. 1. KASS&CO , . CiiAnitoN. KKAUKK. l.UIIKKK & WULCH . COLUMBUS. CJI.DS IIKOS . CDGAII. TANNKI I. fi.SWr.iNUY : , . TAIRBUKV. uiiriu& TAGUK . riusKUN. N J JOHNSON , . NORTH HENU. j.McCAPKEUTy . O'NciiL ' CITY. K IIAZI.nWOOO. . , . OsctOLA. J S DUKIi . PLATTSMOUTM. A , I'RARhON . SirRHNO. 1 G. QRKBN . STKOMSMJKG. 1 A I'ADUKN&SON , . SumKioR , U1MMUKMAN tiUlAKUR , . . . .ViKUON- ' WOODBRIDGE UH. , State Agents FOIl THE [ o'sPianos ' Omaha , Neb. JJHH C. GREEN SCHOOL OF COM.KUK OK , n-JitHiv ; , JMHNCITOV ; , M\V ; jKit . . . . .ulur four-reur cr > ur < oi. at lollown I , Fur tUa OVKTIIO of llitcbelor of Sclvnvu , u itonurul courioi al u i In 111 u cuunux In CLi'iulilry , lllulnKUonlu r , AUlliimatHiiuil l'liik < . U , KorlliHile/roeurClrll Kit'lnuiT. Inuluillnv , t < lilu4 Iliu uiual | > ruUMluiml mudlo * . uniillcutluiiiiif Klrctrlcltr to tliu Aru. I'oit luilu.ito InnTui-tloii lu lllxhcr MuUicuiutli . ( ; niDliioj. > nulytlc4il nun Api'lluJ < 'li ml irr | anil A Jrln < , Jltolugr , I'biralci , uml Ailtonuiujr. ISlitninCo uxamm- tlon bclit. lull nil IMh. 1W > . rur riioUul council M nntlctburlnrorniutlonupplr totlio ( N.JMIMTAIY ) ( APAOKMV , Col , C. J. WUIUIIT , 11. ti. , A. il. , l'rlucli > ul.