THE OMAHA 3 > AILY BEE : MUNDAf. . AUUIHSl1 itf. 1880. THE DAILY BEE. PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING. I ( Dtllf Olnrnl.iir Udltlon ) Including1 Sunday Hue. , Ono Ycnr . ' . . $1001 For 81 * Monthi . 6 ttt 1'or Thrco Montln . 200 M Tdi Omnhn Hatidny HKK , irmllc < l to nny nddrc'9 , Ono Yenr. . . . 00 OMATM ornr-n , No. Ml ASM Pin FATIIAM fl Nf r Y < 1HK Hrrll'K , Homl tVt. TlllllfM ! Hril.lUMI. WAS u i M.IU.V orricr. , .Vi > . 1.1 4 foi'HTKBNi n STIIKKT. AH rommunloationi reliitlntr to nf > ws nndeill- tor.nl iniillur flioul'l lie iiddreiseU to the tui- aoit ur TUB Hun. iii'sisrsn i.rrmw All lni lnc. sli-tu-r iinilri'inlitnncoosliotilj l > o ri'lilre- < l to TDK Unit 1'niMsiHMi C'OMI-ANV , OMAIIA. Pntfts. clir-cM ntnl jmotnnirc order * to bo inndo paynLda to tiipordirorthu company , THE BEE POBLISHlSliPJIJT , PROPBIEIflfiS , E. nOSKWATKK , TJ11- : V BiiK. Bworit Statement orClroiitnllon. Stale of Nebraska,1 , ( * ' * ' . Cotintv of Douglas. ( Ito. II. Tzschuek.sccrclary ol the Hoc Pub- llshlnu company , dcn-fl solemnly swear that thu ncttinl clrctilntlon of tlio Dallv llco for tlic week ending Aug. Utli , IftO , was M follows : Saturday. 7th 12,505 Monday , Plli 1W Tuesday. 10th I'V-.O ' Wednesday , lltli WfH : ! ) Tliursclny , Will IS.2-V ) I Krlclay , Will t'A'-JOO Sunday. 8th .l',4M Average ia,4'J5 Or.o. II. T/SCIIICK. ; Hiil crlbod nnd sworn to linforo mu this 14lh day of August , IhJM ) . N. 1' . Fun. , IKKAUJ Notary Public * . Ueo. JJ. Txschuck , being Ilirtdnly swoni.dB- noses nnd Fays Uiat lie Is seerutnry of tlui Heti I'ulillslilni : company , tlmttlm actual nvernec dnlly circulation of'tile Daily lle lor the inonlli of January , \ Vcas to.iirs copies ; lor February , IBSiit.tiXi \ collies ; for March , l-iVJ. 11.K17 copies : for April , ISMi , l,101 ! ! copies ; lor May , IfrM , IQ.- ! ? ) copies ; for June , 18SO , 12.21H copies ; for July , is l. WiH : copies. ( iio. : 1) ) . 'l7.Mriirci ; . ftubsctibcd nnd sworn fo lieforo me , lids 2d clay ol August , A. D. IbSO.N. N. P. Kiu : , . fsr.Ar. . ) Notary Public. To Our I'ntrons. In order to tiuuld coini > Hrntlinm In our fWoutiM with Hiibucrlbcra ice /Hire / decided to nwtic tlic AHbicrf/jftoii ) > rtcc of tliu D.ui.v UKI : $10.00 jicr minimi , lt l \ mull , for M.TCII -issues 7 > er iced : . 1'drllcx ir/io / dcxlrc the Sunday edition only twill l > c unbilled at $3.00 j > cr annum. annum.Tirn UF.E Puni.isnixo Co. IT Is not such n cold day for Ireland tlmt it could not nflbril to dispuuso with its bloody Ulster. RGiNRiui ! , VAN WYCK hus thrown down tlin glove. Who will pick it up tor tv square and open tilt ? Ciiuitcn is now saying "how" vnry Ircoly through the First district. The answer should bo "anything but IIowo. " JlY the time the Now York grand jury gets through indicting city ollicinls the local democracy will be as short of polit ical heroes us they profess to be short of funds. THE lory "member of parliament , " whose cable letter appears in every SUN DAY UBE , thinks Gladstone has destroyed the liberal party. The lirst vote upon co ercion for England is likely to relieve his anxiety on Unit point. Mil. BAYAIEU would make a master stroke of diplomacy in demanding the resiirnations of Minister Jackson and Consul lirlglmm in Mexico. Ordinary reporters would have gathered the tacts of the Cutting case more accurately. AN inveterate bribe-taker , an incarnate trickster , u man whoso word no politi cian would take even with n uoncl at tached , is not the candidate whom the republicans of the First district can afford to nominate for the scat in congress now occupied by Judge Weaver. JOHN CUDMOKB , 24 years old and un married , was choked to death on Sunday by n pleeo of meat lodging in his throat while eating his breakfast at a hotel in Hancock , N. Y. The legislature should pass a law compelling New York hotel keepers to chop their hash. B [ Si.VATOit : Van Wyck's ' cordial welcome from his constituents wherever ho goes is gall and wormwood to the monopoly press. It shows the small amount of in- lluonco which thcso hireling editors of monopoly sheet ? oxorclso among the voters of all parties In Nebraska. VOTKIW of the First district who will bo kept fully posted about the record ol Church Howe between now and conven tion time will scarcely dare to stultify their party traditions and their own man hood by supporting the unscrupulous trickster and political mountebank for congressional honors. IT isn't ] every candidate for public olTicu who can confidently appeal to the citizens of an entire state for endorse ment on n record open alike to the in spection of friend and foe , Senator Van Wyck'a appeal , published in this issuo. will do much to strengthen among hon- cat voters his already strong candidacy ( or the senator-ship. Tin : department of agriculture at 'Washington has furnished its crop re port for August and the "bulls" are jubi lant over the depressing figures. The prospects for rye , barley , oats and buck wheat show little change , but the avor- ngo of wheat , corn and cotton is lower than It was at lliu close of Juno , The av- /.erago condition of spring wheat is re duced from 83.3 to SO.l , as against 6(1 ( at the time of harvest last year. A part of the loss of yield last season occurred after August 1 ; but no further depreciation is probable tills year , as the harvest is two weeks earlier and is already nearly over , The present promise Is for a crop yield of spring wheat approximating 135,000,000 Imshcls. which with the 1100,000,000 bushels - ols of winter wheat already harvested would give us a total crop -1115,000,000 , bushels , as against ar 7,000.003 , bushels in 1885. A .serious decline in the condition of. corn ia noted in Illinois , Wisconsin .uiul the states west of the Mississippi , and ' tin' general average of condition is re duced to 81 , as compared with 03 a mouth Nebraska is doing much better than hoi : neighbors. The crop reports col- steadily by the Ui'.i : show that grain ia a good average nnd that with n continuance of thu present style of vraathcr corn will make a very rcspecta- 111 a showing. With high markets this lull , Nobraskn farmers will comu out top et the heap. Bcnntor Vnn AVjrok'u Appeal. Senator Van Wyck makes an earnest and temperate appeal to the voters of Nebraska to voice their prcfcrcnco for United States senator through the billet box. It is now more than ten years since the people of Nebraska engrafted upon tlwlr constitution the following pro- visio : "The legislature may provide lint nt the general election immediately t > rcco ling the expiration of a term of n United Slates senator from this state , the electors iv.ay by ballot oxpros ? their preference for some person for the olllco of Unlti'il Status sonator. The vote cait for such candidates shall bo canva cd and returned in the same manner as for state ollleers. " In order to give effect to this provision of llin constitution , a general flection law was passed by the legislature of 1879 , which makes tliu canvas * of re turns for the United States senator man datory upon judges mid clerks of tiluc- tlon. The language of the statute Is as follows : "Sec. D. At the general election imme diately preceding the expiration of tliu term of a United Slates senator from this state , the electors shall by ballot ex press their preference for some person for United States senator , the votes to bo canvaosed and returned in the man ner herohmf tcsr provided. " This law has been a dead letter , us Sena tor Van Wyck says. In the first place be cause no candidate for-the semites has dared to submit li is claims to the popular ordonl , and In the next place because our governors in their election proclamations have ignored the plain mamtatn of the co nsti- tutioti. The neglect of the exo ctitivo to include tills subject among the matters to bo voted upon is not essential , how- over. Had thu people voted for any sen atorial candidates in ISSOorlSS' . ' the of ficers of election would have hud no right to ignore them. The appeal which Senator Van Wyck makes brings up the. senatorial 'issue squarely. It is in the nature of n chal lenge for other candidates to come forward , present their claims to the people and take a positives stand upon the vital issues of the day. Every candidate for the posi tion of United Stales senator is expected to be not only of more than average ability and experi ence in making laws , but he should bo willing to meet his competitors in the arena of popular discussion. The object of the constitutional provision giving the. pcoplo a voice in the selection of senators was to do away with dark horses and still hums. Lightning-rod candi dates and fence riders , who fear to com mit themselves on any important issue which it takes backbone to meet , are not the men whom Nebraska should elect to the senatorial dignity anil responsibility. While the legislature will elect the sena tor , their functions will be very much like the presidential electors who simply nllirm the decree of the pcoplo. It is well that the first experiment of popular choice of United Stales senator is to bo made in Nebraska through the appeal of Senator Van Wyck. Public debates be tween competitors for tlio senate have taken place In various states , notably in Illinois when Douglas and Lincoln stumped together in 1853. Uut , no state has yet ventured to test the popular desire by a direct vote. Olvo Tltani a Chance. The XorthwesUirn road has decided to grant tliu pcoplo of the Klkhoru valley decent facilities for dealing with the Omaha stock yards. Now let the North western pivo equal facilities to its pa trons for dealing with Omaha merchants. When it does that Omaha wholesalers will see to it that they hold their trade. There is no good reason why this oily should not control its nearest trade terri tory. Ono of the loveliest , most enter prising and thickly ECU led portions of the statp lies at Its very doors. Its merchants ask only that Omaha. shall olTor them inducements equal to those oflerud else where. They nro willing and anxious to throw tliclr Nebraska trade into Ne braska hands. On the other hand Oma ha's jobbers have the stock and can make the prices laid down on board the cars which will command patronage pro viding they are given a half a chance by llio transportation companies. What they could do under such circumstances is shown by what limy have dona against the obstacles thrown iu their way. It is an outrage on common commer cial decency that the only railroad com pany which taps this section throughout its whole length has for years steadily dis criminated against this city , and acted as a drummer for the Chicago market. Tlio diversion of the bulk of tlin trade of the Elkliorn"Valley to the lakes is due entire ly to the rates which make it impossible for them to transact business with our people nnd the delays in the transporta tion of goods. Wo were promised last tall that both grievances should bo remedied , the first by a revision of the tarill' schedule , and the other by a direct line from Omaha , tupping the Elkliorn Valley road between Blair and Fremont. Promises have , proved cheap. It Is high time that per formance of some kind tihouM taUo their place. Omalm merchants am bcgining at last to admit that Northwestern or Northeastern Omaha must have a direct line to Klkhorn Valley. WiHCloin Should There was u world of meat In honest Michael Davitt's consnrvatlvo and soiul- hie speech before the National league convention at Chicago on Saturday. A few of the calm nud wisdom-tilled sen tences of thu Irish patriot's rnmurks must have been refreshing to the men who declined to join in tha wild hu/.zas with which the fiery Finnerty's appeal to arms was greeted. Michael Uavitt has done much and suffered much for Ire land. Ho has eaten n felon's faro and worn a folon'a suit for his country. No Irish patriot is by training and observa tion better fitted to point out what almuM be the coursu to be taken by irm. | . ! . , friends in thu present crisis "f i. io laid aside revenge , " says tlin tOoj-.u-nt spokesman for the jarliainiinlary party. Ireland's ' friends must cuusu their bicker * ings and their throats of blood.slu.-d and warfare and join to uphold the men who are slowly but surely by peaceful , but powerful , agitation winning tor her thu battle of self government. Ihoro U no question that Michael Uavitt points obt the only road to success in the homo ruin movement. Fighting at long nvngo will not win the .day. De nunciation and dynamite , instead of for warding the movement , will Inevitably retard , if they do not destroy , Us end. Homo rtilo for Ireland is now a constitu tional question , to be gained by constitu tional means in the Hrit si ! court of high resort. The bravo and conservative Irish leaders have secured nearly a million English votes endorsing their demand. This magnificent support can easily be dissipated by a few hours of foolish bravado , the work of hot-headed enthu siasts. Wisdom should win the dav. Homo Ownership. Capital is proverbially conservative. The man with dollars saved by hard work is the cltl/en who examines most closely the probable bearings of every social movement on his possessions. Other things being equal the cities of fho most widely diflused home ownership are thu communities of greatest seocial Ma- bility. Tim workingman who owns his homo is a poor subject for llio appeals of tlic demagogue or the fire brand argu ments of the agitator. Dr. Northrop In a recent article In the Aye qf Steel calls attention to L'hiladelphiu as the greatest workshop in America which furnishes a striking illustration in point. Here the M'orkingman owns his home. The tenement homo is unknown. "In thu riots of 18T7 tlio 20,000 , members of building associations acted as an elll- clout counterpoise to the lawless throne's that crowded the streets. The instinct of self-pteservation , of social order , wns as strong with them as with llio wealthier classes , and was uvcu more ell'eclual. It neutralized , in their own camp , tlio clam ors of a vicious and riotous rubble , so that the presence of the mayor and the police was snllicicnt to quell all disorder without collision. These associations have been a potent factor in making our people prosperous and moral , encourag ing sobriety , and preventingclissipation. " The Philadelphia worklnginnn is as con servative as the capitalist. Philadelphia now has double the number of dwelling houses of any oilier city of its size in the world. This marvelous Increase in its homesteads is duo to its co-operative building associations , numbering over four hundred. They have been tried for nearly fifty years , nud have proved such valuable forces in promot ing industry , economy , sobriety , thrift and prosperity that the State encourages them by exempting all their stock and mortgages from taxation. Though the holdings of.these associa tions exceed § 50,000,000 , they are man aged by workingmcn at little expense , and are always open to public scrutiny. Failures have been very rare , leds than in any oilier class of financial associa tions. The worst of those closed during the panics of 1873 paid ninety-three cents on the dollar. Omaha is rapidly furnishing another illustration of the influence of home owning. The peneottil quiet of the city during tlio late labor troubles was largely due to the heavy interests which tlio workingmen have in the preservation of social order in tlic city. Hero , too , building associations have been powerful instruments in securing homes for the poorer classes , and their work is steadily increasing. No city of its size outside of Philadelphia has a larger number-'of homes owned by their occupants than Omaha. ALL is quiet along the Uio Grande. Not n t-ound is beard except thu fairy foot- tails of the gentle Gcrontnio as he leads Miles' forces a wild goose chase into tlio mountains of Sonoru. SOME weeks ago Church Howe cx- pressscd the desire that the HUE would "ilcop its hands off him. " Church prob ably knows more about the DEE now than ho did then , but he isn't as good looking. CANDIDATES are the work of conven tions and conventions are the work of the popular vote. Voters who desire to place in nomination nion who will do honor to their constituents are responsible for the results of the primaries. The primary election is the most important of all , be cause it is nearer to the people. NOUTIJ. NKBKASKA. SOIjOIEHS. The Pirst Reunion at Norfolk. NORFOLK , August M. [ Correspond ence of fhe BEE. ] The lirst reunion of the north Ncbsuska soldiers will bo held in thin city August 17 to 21 , inclusive. Everything has bison arranged to make it a grand success. The following is the daily programme : TWKSUAT , AUGUST 17. 0 a. m. Kovoillo. General reception and handshaking of members of posts and assignment to quarters during tlio day. 1 p. m. Thuruing over of camp by re union committee to General lirisbin ; speeches oj welcome and replies. 8 p. in. Initiatory camp fire. . 10 p. in. Tattoo. * * , WEUSK8PAK , AUGUST 18. 0 a. m. Itoveillo. 0 a. in. Mounting of nuard by U. S. regulars. 10 a. in. Evolution by U. S. cavalry. 3 n ru.-Adrcs.scs. Songs by Scott family , etc. 4. p. Call of states nnd assembly of comrades at various state headqnartorri. 0 p. in. Dross parade by United States regulars and Grand Army posts. 8 p. m. Camp fires anil amusements. 10UO : p. m. Tattoo. THURSDAY , A ( JOUST 19. 0 a. m , Heville. 1) ) a. m. Mounting of guard by United ( Stales regulars. 10 a. m. Grand parade in divisions by states by entire : camp. Column headed by United Stales cavalry , 2 p. m. ( Jrand Army address by W.P. Wilcox , llio Mendota carpenter. 4 p. m t' sats of horsemanship by Sioux Indians In costume , Q p. m. Dress parade by United Stales regulars , 7 p. m , War dance by Sioux braves. 8 p. iu.- Camp fires , umusomenls. etc. 10:30 : p. ra. Tattoo. FlltDAY , AUGgSTSO. 0 a. m. Hevoillo , 0 a. m. Guard mounting by United Stales regulars. 10 a. m. Grand band contest for prizes. Bands competing selecting their own judges. 1 p. mItoll call by states , 4 p. m.-Sliani battle between Unitcil States colored cavalry and Sioux braves. ( J p. m. Dross parade by regulars. 7 p. --Camp fires , etc. 10 : 0 p. m. Tattoo. During the day. at nn hour to bo fixed lioniaftisr , a meeting of the (1. ( A. posts will b hutti to effect a permanent reunion organization of North Nebraska soldiers , SATUKlUr , AUGUST 31 , Oa. mHovotllo. . 0 a. UK Guard mouutlug , "Home , Svroot Home , " by bauds. nroaking camp Final huud-uhaking. There will be a game of base ball each day on thu grounds , during thu reunlpn , the West Point club chajleuging all clubs of northern Nebraska. Inspiring music will bo furnished by the buudg of the Klkhoru valley. To the Klqctcw-s of N Iu a country goyjrhtd by llio pcoplo forllio people , the-fligbest prerogative of the elector is the free and untrammelled choice of the public servants who admin- islor llio government. While llio national sftnato roiirc.scnls tlio soVorolgnily ot the states each senator should bo the true reprosent-HIvo of Hid sbroroign people of Ihecommoiiwenllh. Tin's was the aim nud object of thu frajuprs of our stale constitution when thry' ' made provision for HID e.Npression of the popular choice in llio selection a senator. For ton years this provision of our constitution has been a dead letter. Although u law Irauied iu conformity with iho coiislilulioml proviso was passed by the legislature years ago , and officers of election are re quired to make returns of the vole upon lliu electors' preference for UniUul States senator , no aspirant has , as yet , ventured to ask the pcoplo for a direct expression of confidence or preference. Without presumption on my part that nny man has a vcMcd right to public omco , how ever meritorious or faithful ho may be , I desire ( o appeal to the people of Ne braska for a direct vote expressing their preference for United Stales .senator. There are doubtless others in this slate more worthy than I am of your conlidonco , and it will ailbrd mo croat pleasure lo niccl any of lliciu for a public discussion of the living ami vital issue ? of tlioday. The ollico of Uuilcd Slates senator is n posi- lion of great responsibility , and the people ple should know llio views of every man who desires to represent Nebraska in the upper house of congress , I trust that it is not inappropriate in this connection to refer briefly to my services in behalf of the state during my term now drawing lo a close. Hy that record lot judgment bo given. 1 have doubtless erred in sonic instances , as all men do , but even my worst enemies cannot point to any act that would impeach my per sonal integrity or rolled discredit upon the state which has honored mo. While I claim to have done only my duty iu the light in which I was able to see it and claim no credit for the faithful discharge of the trust committed to me , I only de sire to exercise tlio right which I have In common with all citizens to challenge my competitor j for llio senatorial position to a submission to T. popular verdict of their respective claims to the senatorial succession. . , C. II. VAN WYCK. NiniuASKA Cn-v , ugijst 15 , 1S8G. STA.TK AND TKIlltlTOUY. . Keith county is slioj'toi ) stocK hogs. "Too much rain" is'tho'cry ' of fanners around Arapahoc. A new depot is lo be builtat Mead , Saundcrs county. A pair of MissounVcamtalists are ne- ilpliaing lo start a tgjJiwcry in. Papil- Scventy-six posts of > thcf-grand army have been organized In the hlate this year. Beatrice is experimenting with thclJluo river , with a view of supplying the citv. citv.North North Platte horsemen are Iraining a number of promising thoroughbreds for the fall races. The north Nebraska editors threaten to invade the Black Hills and invest a slice of their wealth in the niilics , Dodge county will display her products in Omaha and Lincoln next month nncl pocket the cost of a county side show. Track layinc has begun on the Wayne extension of tlio St Paul & Omaha road. The branch is only twenty-two miles long. Lightning browsed around Crcighton too treely for comfort hist Sunday. Four houses were struck and five head of cattle killed. Beatrice boasts of a cow which has formed a singular aUraement for a litter of pigs , and feeds them on fresh milk at every opportunity. A U. P. church , to cost 2,020 , is to bo built at North Bond. Jt will bo a broad gauge line to the hereafter , with free passes to all subscribers. Tlio contractor for the Plattsmoulh waterworks intimates that ho will begin work tliis week , Similar promises have been current In town for the past four months. Fifteen hundred men and teams are camped on the line of tlio Hock Island extension in Gage county. The wav in which the earth flies resembles a Fitz gerald cyclone. Admirers ot Buffalo Bill in Cheyenne county suggest that one of the six now counties into which Cheyenne will bo di vided , bo called Cody , in honor of the Wild West prince. The Fremont Herald brags of a gas power machine recently aclded to the stall' , and invites tlio natives to a feast on odorous coloric. The improvement in the stall' can bo readily seen. Prohibition received a strong boost in Burnett last week. Ole Nelson sank a forty foot well and tapped a largo vein of clear walor , with snflieicnt pressure lo flow over the top of the well. The B. &M. pours oil on the troubled railroad waters in Plattsmouth by slart- ing a rumor that the slioiis are to bo on- lurgcd. ut n cost of $150.030 , It servos to whet the appetite for u. competing lino. Miss Ollio , House aticlASaillo Tawnoy , two Fromout young lariioA who are quite eminent in the state itfe elocutionists and musicians , are contemplating a tour through the northwest , jiJving entertain * ments at the priiioipul cMtiys. Pliny Pierce , a young'riiiui of twenty- four , has wandered uwa.V from his homo in Grand Island , nnd. ltiHt parents and friends fear that harnuwlll , come to him. Pierce received a toiiqtt , of sunstroke Boino time ago , and liis'mlnd shows dis tressing signs of ahorratltyii. Senator Van Wyclc .wilj address the people of Nuokolls qounf-y at Nelson , Wednesday , the Mill , nV'rI > - ' . The fol lowing day , Thursday lie will speak at Hebron , at 2 p. m , , and at Fuirbury Fri day. The subject at each place will be , "Labor and Corporations , " David City Is excited over the report that the Union Pacific company will start u town four miles east of David. ' The town's people , however , have grit and sand and the mean to build up on their present secure foundation , nnd pay no need to the idle brc.tlli of jealous rivals. Iniported umpires are among Iho Insti tutions which Hastings has no use for , especially when local sports have six months' salary up on thu turn of a ball , with board and wash bills climbing up with the thermometer , Base bawlers , like doctors , dUliko 10 take their own medicine , Kd Kdson , a tram dispatcher in Grand Island , with a largo bump of foresight and money to back it , invested $10,000 in two lots in Omaha last .January. Ho recently contly disuo-vd of one lot for $ ll,000aud the second Is worth as much more. Then are no blanks in Omaha real estate in vestments. Gcor/ro / Owens , his mother , sister , n Voting child and Nora Sly. all of Liberty ' started overland for Ka'tms , but tarriei oil the wayside. Their Irani shied oft'tin road , overturning the wagon and injur ing the occupants. The mother and eliih had arms broken and lln sister sustuincc dangerous internal bruises. Fairmont .shouts for the extension o tlio St. Joe & Grand Island road , and i , ready to vole iO.OOO iu bonds.lhoainoun asked by the company. The proposer e\lons < lou will run directly uoith from the main line in Thayei1 county throiigl Fillmore and York counties tin a June1 lion with lln- Omaha & Republican Val ley road at Stromsburg. The Ko-Kos and Xauki Pees nnd Yum Yums.aml Pooh Balis and the three little cherubs "just from school" have retlr-'i from thu llickoring footlights of Platts mouth , and dolled tliu habiliments o oriental royalty for tlio common togs o of every clay life. From all accounts the the local artisls did Iho Mikado proud but their ofYorts wore sadly marred bi sweltering weather and empty benches "For leu years , " says the Fairmont Signal , "our people have bnon oarnesll > hoping nnd expecting at sometime toge connection with the Union Pacilic at Slromsburg , bill have been disappointed To-day , however , it seems probable tha this result can be attained and that Fair mont has n chance to make herself a competing point , on an equality with Hastings and Beatrice. " Two legged temperance texts are coin mou nuisances in Blair , wliero prohibi tion is thick enough to bo cut with n chee.se knifo. Tlio Republican says "Habitual drunkards stagger around 01 our streets , offensive to decency am good order. Monday evening a young man whose drunken legs refuse to sup port him , clutched at the iron railarounc tlio dive. Ho fell prostrate mutloring like an idiot. " Verily , Missouri walcr hath strange condiments. The returns are coming in slowly o the "Mimptucmsncss" of the editorial reception - ception in Omaha. Several sluflbd-qull drivers confess that they wore "too full' to give "utterance to the generosity o Hi i board of ti a Iu. " Another enthusiast refers to tlin ' 'delicious viands" of thu Millaid and the " .sparkling wit" of the guests. In the wards of the P.O. , "For further pariiculars see our inside. " A Cliudron female sharper played i slick on Iho conductor of an Elkhort Valley trail last week. Her poeketbook slipped out through a window in tha presence of the autocrat , of the punch Of course the purse contained her ticket and all the wealth she possessed , and hci tearful distress evoked practical sym pathy from the occupants ot the car. She was permitlud lo ride free , and telegrams were sent to the nearest station , order ing a search for the lo.sl purse. It was found" , and contained two hairpins n postage .stamp and a a fine tooth comb. Iowa I to in 8. A § 2,000 school house is going up at Marvenn A canary bird twenty-live years of ago was buried in Maugolfa last week. Fragments of a log house were dug up at Muscatino hist week. They were ton feet below the surface. About sixteen thousand pounds of food lias been provided for the consumption of the militia boys , who will be encamped - camped at Marshalltown this week. K. S. Covlo , the railroad and express agent at Merrill , has skipped to Canada with $000 belonging to the companies ho represented , and another man's wife. Cedar Hnpid.s authorities are waging a relentless war on thu salvation t'.rmy. The latter have buried tlio Hag of truce , but their funds are sorely reduced. Hereafter those persons found upon the streels of DCS Moinc.s at late hours of the night , will be compelled to giyo an account of themselves , nnd if all is not satisfactory they will be locked up on suspicion. The numerous burglaries in that city of Into were the cause of this step being taken. A five-year-old daughter of Mr. Lewis , of DCS Moines , met with a very peculiar accident recently which may cost the little one her life. She was swinging in a hammock , when by some ch-inco she fell out , falling into an ojion area way and through a collar window , cutting her throat in a very dangerous manner. The great and only P. B. Lee landed in Sioux City last week , loade.d down to the heels with Black Hills dust , lie lavished his Biniloti nnd confidential winks on the printers , and departed \vith the mild ro- fram , "I am clue at the next town to mor row. " Peter is a professional tie counter , whoso foot-prints can bo found on every highway from Manitoba to the Gulf. A number of confectioners and tobacco dealers were arrested and fined at Cedar Rapids for violating the Sunday Jaw. They have since held an indignation meeting , and propose , If again arrested , to see unit the law is rigidly enforced that the street cars are slopped , the bread wagons and milk wagons , and that the livery stables and lunch rooms uru closed oven going so far aa to slop the issu ance of Sunday newspapers. The prehistoric mounds west of Toolcs- bore , Louisa .county , wore opened by a party and there were unearthed six cop per axes , six copper awls and two curved- base pipes , one of ordinary gray pipe- stone bearing n well carved figure of a hawk wiUi real eyes ; the other having a plain round bowl but unique in material , being inadii of calclle , beautiful in form and quite translucent. One of thu copper axes was entirely covered with cloth and wrapped in bark , well preserved. Charley Hayes , a lad of fifteen , living near Denisou , WUH bitten by a rattlesnake while creeping through the grass hunt ing chickens. All at once ho full n sting ing sonsallon on his left forearm , and , rising up , ho saw an enormous snake which was pinned to Iho ground by ono of his knees. The courageous boy sprang lo his feet , clubbed his gun and chased the 11 ueing miako until ho dispatched it. Ho was afterwards taken to Denison and the sting cauterized and other muasurcH promptly taken to insure no bad results. Dakota. Fort Lincoln is not to bo abandoned. The school of Mines in Rapid city will open next month , Iron Hill slock is climbing up again , speculators aru happy. The drought killed large number/ ; young trees in Benson county. The tinio for holding the north Dakota Methodist conference has been changed from September li ( to October 11. Oats in the Black hills arc now wortli $1,00 per 100 pounds , com m sold at $ ! .i0 ! and hay readily brings $10 and $ 13 per ton. ton.An Odd Follows encampment has been formed at Rapid city with a membership of forty. The organization is named the "Tin Bolt Kncainimientof Odd Follow * . " A local paper describes the proceed ings of the Rapid City council us u "woury , windy caucus of diluted gas. " Tliij iu explained by the fact that several Omaha men have lately euttlcd in the city. city.Fargo was visited fasl week by a Uol * mont man named Huueks , who wnlghs b'JO ' pounds and is six fuel six Ino.'ios hi/.h and aged twenty-four. Ho is from N'or- way , and came to Dakota .seven years ago weighing 170 pounds , A six-year-old girl living at Grand Forks attempted to light a iiro with kero sene. Shu wtisbiiing badly o-irnud , when an older sister avncarcd , who tiel/ed the young pirl and bore her to n barrel of water. The Humes weru extinguished , but tlin heroic ylclcr sister's hands were cruelly burned iu the effort. OR EVERYBODYl'OTEHK' $ ' ( KaastoBfBfa r.'ho'o VITALITY li fklllne. Drain llltAINiai nml r.XIIAL'KTil : > or l9 < rtr 1'KIi.M A'l Ulllll.Y \ \ AST ICIft nifty flnil c. iHTfpiunl rulloble cura In ttin FRENCH HOSPITAL REMEDIES rlRliiatnl by I'rof. JT.VlVlAl < Ku ( rniHKmno \ AiluptfKl HT nil French tJirlrt&a9 and l lnu rniriillyvtiil ( Euccocsfullf IntroilticM lierv. AUwpakfrnnfrloueiiftnit fluini tiromptlr cnwk cl. 1'ltKATIK ) Rltlnc new * n p rnmluiMlciilnilor Tnfnt < i.tc.rHBli Conmltiv lion ( allies or hr niMl ) nrltlt fix omliiuiit Uovtura I' lit'.V. UEfcCY. No. 174 Fulion SlrnM. Now fork. 017 n.CIinrIp < i.Sf.S.I.oiilM.Mo. ATrcnltrgriduttaor tvo Uetlleal Co11fe4 , htt t > centi > nc r engftevillulheipcelil Irrntmoot of CHB.IIMC , NKRTOI ; * , Situ tad HLOOD UUIIIM th&nanr other l-bjileUo ln ± it.Loul4. & 8 city I > tf > ori bow ani nil old residents kuow Nervous Prostration , Debility , Mental and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Affec tions ol Throat. Skin or Bones , Blood Poisoning , old Sores and Ulcers , ire t iM nut , nnr.rniiti.i uetFM.on ( tint leltaltflo principle * . 8 tfetr , Prlrttcljr. Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Enccss , Exposure or Indulgence , which rroaueo lomoorih , ftllowlof tffaati 1 tiervousQeti , dtUtltr , dlmnMS of light uJd r llT iu norT , rlmrl ° ath f je , r > biiloil J tir , KTertloc tottia loelaljoC rcmilai , eeofuiloa or ld M ( eto. , rendering MarrUiro improper or unhippy , tt renniQrDlljr eur4. l'ampil ! M2A pages ) on ttiaKbare , sant la le Jrd curolope , fr oto jnj JJrc i. ConiulUUoatlot- Bc or bfin&ll rrcc , Inilted nad ilrletly coDJeaLUl. A Positive Written Guarantee l en in e CARRIAGE GUIDE , 200 PAGES. FIVE PLATES , olecant cloth an * el It btiuitnir , itileJ for 5Oc. liit'citigtoreiirrency. ' Orer flftj vender ful pen pictures , tru io life ; article * ootb following ufcj eu : ho m r marrr. h oitTrh7t manhood , woman. hood , I'bytlett Jccar , ffTeits of cdibie j anJMceiith6 pbj . iology orrcproJuetfon , ami man f morn. Tbo QBrrk4 or roBtemptotfrt ; marrlac * thoaTt rend IL rprUr edition * r roTr , SSa. JtddrAM t o f D . WbtifUr 21,829,850 TansilPs Punch Cigars were sljlppoil during the mat two yoara , without a drum- jncr in onr employ. Nootbor liouno In the worltl can truthfully - fully ruako such a aliowliic. Ono naout ( dealer only ; wuntcil Iu each town. - SOLD CY LEADING DRUCCIST3. ln.VV.TANSILL&CO.B5StatoSI.Chican.o. UK. IMPEY , SO ? . Practice limited to Diseases of tlio EYE , BAR. NOSE AND THROAT , Glasses fitted for all forms of defective Vision. Artilicial Eyes Inserted. fOODBRlDGE'll'i ' ; State Agents FOR TJIIS ro'sPianos ' Omaha , Neb. JCOYAI , BIOOI > RIMIUUY , The tfrcntoat Hlood I'lirlllor. Cures Syplilll * in nny Btftk'o ; Ciitnrrh.KliomimtUin unit nllUlsuaaos or the blood. .Address , Atia.lHMN. ilox283OiimlinNob. Or cull nt 1917 Oumlnfr Htruot. For null ) by Junior Korsyilio , Dnmfflut , Mn tonic Hlock .Oiimtm. " ' the ODORLESS MM CO , J'rlty Vaults , Cnss Pool * , CIl'iTi ) * , Sink * nn > \ Ijrftliu.clennoil promptly. All work donoulih ho Odork'Ai Pump ami Satlsfnrtlon fiiarna- trcJ. 10JJ t'liruuin el. . Omaha , Neb. Telephone in. ESTABLISHED USED IN ALL 1R iara-o 200.000 ilSOFTHE WOHID C l l"fU i Dd I'rlcu n application. HeJdbf 11 tti > Leit C' OJIU-o , 1411 1-2 Fnrnaiii. leslitcncc. iiotli nud California. TB1EPHOHB H. HARRISON , AMBLER & WOOLEY , DKALKKS IN Hooins 20 niul so. Omalm National llauk Building : . Omaha. Nebraska. Do Strictly a Commission Business List Your Property WITH Us VOll SALh- ISG-I'oi * Sale-Lots in Amblr-r Plaen , ono of the linest additions to Unuiliu , only 2 miles from court house nnd n litllu over i inilo west of Hnnscom Park. Lots $ .VJO to if',101) ' ) each. Kasy tonns. 180-Kor Sale 2-story house , 7-roomn , cellar , city water , slnblo , full lot iu llanscom iilaco on Park : ivo. , $3ooo ; $ looo cash , balance lo still. 87 1-ine east front lot on Virginia ave. , ? l,73o ; Jlooo cash , balance ) in 2 years. 182 For sale at a bargain , 5 acres for } lnoo ; half cash. 101 1'orsalo at a bargain-Corner lo KM foot on South 13th st. 00 feet deep. wilh large house $20,000 , half cash. 153 S-slor.v store building with tot 3ox l.lo on Phil Sheridan st. , $ l,5oo. 114 4 nnu lots on L'ark avo. , $2ooo each Cheap. 100 Lol iioxMo feet in Dupont place ? 03o ; $2oocash. Cheap. 70 Lot iu Arbor place $45o ; $ lee cash , bal. to suit. 1-12 0 full sections of land in Chuyonno Co. , Neb. , at $ t per acre , worth $0. iMust be sold soon. 131 For sain or exchange for Omaha m-ouiTtv. 100 acres a miles from Pilgor hob. . $2.000 120 For Sale Good business property on Cumins-St. , $3.0)0. 103 For Sale or exchange , for house and lot or vacant lot. Ki'j ' acres $1,001) . 08 For Sale Good house and 3 lota In Hanseom Place , S' > ; 000. For Sale On Georgia Avenue , near Judge Dundy's , east front , 10 roam house , baru ; all modoru improvements S .600. 03 i-oit SAI.K House and lot on Pierce street ; 3-storv Iiouso. 8-rooms , good well and cistern , $ ; i,000. Foit SAI.K Splendid corner in liana com Place , 180x100. will make 4 good lots. A great bargain , $4,000. 7 For Sale House 5 rooms S 18th st. cis tern , cellar ; monthly payment$3.500. 3 For Sale House and lot on Georgia avo. , near Wolworlli , house of 7-rooni3 , everything in first class condition , a bargain , ? : j,800. 44 For Sale House and lot onN. ISlli stjiouse 0 rooms , good barn , lot Cox 41-1 Vine lot on Harney St. , 41x171. ? 1,0)0 ) , for 8 days. 408 Fine east Iront lot , Hanseom Place , ll-room house , modern improvements , $3,7110. A bargain. -105 Latin Slnnn's addition , § 1,400. 401 House and lot Slum's add. , house of 7 rooms , $3,500. 403 Splendid lot in Hanseom Flaca 1,200. A great bnnrain. 402 Lot and half in Hanseom Place , fine location , $3,300. , 401 A new 2-story houso. Brooms , Hans- corn Place. $5.000. 400 Now house , 0 rooms , Virginia avo. , § 15,000. 30 ! ) Two fine east front lots in E. V. Smith's add. . $2,000 each. 308 Lol 411x133 on 2lth ( , near Hiiruey si , with 2 houses , $3,3')0. ' Special bargain. SOU Lot on Lake street , $2,000. 303 Lot in Polham Place , § UCO. A bar gain. 302 Fine lot , south front , In llnnscom Place , $2,000. 301 Two lots with double house of 10 rooms. Shinn'tt add. , $3,50U. A great bargain , 388 Lot an Arm roii del. , ? 2,000. 380 Lot 38x100 in ivoiinl/.o'.s L'nd add. , now 2-story house of 8 rootiin , ? 2,500. OC 'I'hreo lots in Omaha -View , $330. Cheap. DSli Fine lot on St. Mary's ' nvonun at a bargain. 301 House and lot on South IGth street. only ? 3,300. , . ' 173 2J acres only $2/50 / per nerc. 370 Lot in Hanscom Place , oasl front , only $1,000. 378 Fine auro property on Saimdors st. 377 5 acres with ti-room Iiouso , Saund- ei-d titreol , $3,000. ! J1J ( Corner lot , now Iiouso of 5 rooms Lake ut. , $3,000. 010 7-room house and lot on Colfax near Lnavonworth st , , $1,000. 318 Kast front lot , Hansoom Place , $900. 310 Lot In Cortlundt Place , $0,000. (15-Lot ( 30x140. Lake's add. , house of S rooms , only $3,300 , ; $300 cash , balance $23 nor month. 313-Lot in Thornburar , .WO. 230 Lot on College street , Just south of Lonvenworth , house of 4 rooms , good bnrn$3,2oOr ; > OOca8hbnlniico , monthly. 220--Lot on JJuano st. , Ilanscom Pi ace $1 , < IOO. 212 House nnd lol on Popplclon nvo , , Hanseom Pliuo : , $4,000. 20. Lot on Catharine st. , $2,000. 105 Lot opposite Judge Dundy'fi , $2,300. 100 House and lol in Demise's addition , $2,1500 ; $200 cnsli , balaneo $23 per mo. 147 Corner , 2 lots in Han-icom Place house of 0 rooms , good barn , $3,000. 09 5 lots on Snmidcrs st. , $1,100 , each. A great bargain. 410--1IOH90 and lot In Ambler Place , 8 rooms , good barn , $1.000 , 418--Corner , 2 lots , Arlington , $1,550 for lioili. A biirgain. 430 House and lol In Lowe's addition , $1,100$500 i-ii.Hli , balance to suit. < 32- Coast front lot in Hoyd's addition , $2,500 for alii I cash , imlancn to suit. 421 Corner lot in Leaven worth Tornico , south : ind cast front , > ; 000 ; $200 cash , balance to 421Ji.ol2iCO feet on 13th street , near Jiowunl , $3f < 00. A great bargain for a few days. 420-Lot in subdivision of J. I. Hcdlck's addition , east from , $3,600. J27--Hoiiso and lol on N. 17lh st. , house 8 rooms , barn. A great bar-rain at f 0,000 ; 1 cash. If you want to neil list your property with us , Parties wanting to purclmuo should call on Haifison , Ambler & Wlej Room 20,0niaba Hatlona B&nt