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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE.FRIDAY , JULY 10 , 1880.
THE DAILY BEE.
OMAHA OrriCK. NO. tft AND 010 I'AIINAM 3t
NKTV YomtOrnrr. . HOOM C&.TKIIIIJNK Uuii.tit.sa
Vf AfcniHOTOX OrrlCK. No. 613 rouim-.F.NTii ST.
Fnblhhcit cvorrtiinriiliK ? , except Siindftj-- The
chly MonJny morning tmpcr imtllolioJ Hi tlifl
ttnfe.
nv MAIM
Orm Vcnr J10.cnTlirro Months. . . .
ElxMoiitlis. . . r.X ( ) Ono Month . 1.00
am : WEEKI.V Ilr.r. , ? tilill lie < l I'.vrry
rrr.iiMs , i-oitpAib !
Cnfe Vcnr , wllli premium . $2-0 ?
Ono Ynir , without jii-finlmn . 1.25
"
Pl.t Moulin , v Itliout premium . " '
Uno Month , on tilnl . . . . . 19
AH comtntinlcnlloni rclntltiR to mw nml c H-
InrlMmnttviH cliotilJ bo tuldrosseJ to tlio liui-
ion vr 'UK llr.E.
MITTEIISS
All tin ilncM letter * ami rcmlttnniw MinnM 1)0
eflrJuwrt in inn IIKF. I'unt.tsitiNO COMPANY ,
OMA.IA. Drnflx , clircki nml poMortlco order *
1o bo ninclo pnynblo to tlio tmlor of tlio cotnimnjr.
IKE BLl PUBUSHIHGlOMPm , PBOPIIIETOIIS ,
K. H09EWATKII. EDITOR.
Till ! ! DAIJjV JJI3I3.
Sworn Slntcmrnt of Clroiilutloii.
Slnto of Nebraska , I . .
Count v of UotiKlai. f s < 3 <
Uuo. 1J. T7sclmcksccn'taryor , tlio lire Pill-
I'.sliiiiu ' coinjmtiYi deus soii'iiinly H\vonr that
tlm netiinl circulation of tlio Dallv Hca
for the \Ycclc cntlliit ; July Oth , lWvns ns
follows !
Sauirdnv , Slid . IV'M
Moinlny , Mh . 1S , )0 )
Titi" < ilnY. Oth . 12,150
WetlliPMlay , 7tll . 1U.175
Tliiirsday , sin . W.ICO
Friday , Otn . .1'J.ino
Average . . . . . . . . l . : viO
( Jio. : H. IV.scni/riv.
Subscribed anil sworn to before mo this
Mill day of July , 1SSC. bl.MOtf.J. Kimtnii ,
Notary 1'ubllc.
Oco.I } . Tzsclmclr , bclnKllrsttlnlysworii.dc-
yo.sos and says that ho Is sccustary of tlio Ueo
I'lilillshlnir company. tlmtthoactiml nvcraicc
dally clrcnlatlun of tlio Dally JJcu lor the
month of January , \ WVM 10,378 roplus ;
for February , issn. 10ri'ij , copies : for March ,
ViSft , 11.K17 copies : for April , 1880 , DJ.lOl
copies ; lorMav , 1880 , 12,439 copies ; for June ,
l&tO , 113,293 copies.
Cio ! , 11. TZSCIIUCIC.
Subscribed and sworn to before me , tills
nth day of July , A. D. 1830.
JS. 1' . Kr.ir , ,
[ SCAT. . | Notary Public.
, the St. Louis uaso ball
.player , who shot Ins sweetheart and then
suicided , must Imvo boon oil his Imso.
IT is lee unrly yet to crbalc about tlio
crops. General rains within tlio next ton
days will prevent any extensive damage.
PitAYKiis for rain are right enough in
their way , but how about the removal of
General Iliizon. This is a remedy which
lias been much talked about tuid never
tried.
THE next extradition treaty with En < r-
land is said to cover the cases ot dynam
iters. If it fails to extend its provisions
over bank cashiers it will fall short of
filling a long felt want.
IT is hoped that the present cold wave
will refresh and revive the demoralized
poslofllco force sufficiently to once more
dolivcr the mails regularly.
Mit. CLEVELAND'S advice to his lieuten
ants and employes is to let the fellows
who want the olliccs run the party.
Oflicoholdcrs can now keep their hands
in their pockets and smile serenely upon
the assessment collector.
OMMIA.IS receiving a great deal of
gnillulous advertising in Chicago papers
on account of her rapidly growing eattlo
and hog market. This is just what
Omaha wants , Advertising pays.
THE national treasury should bo run
for the benelit of the people , and not in
the interests of Wall street. This Is
what the resolution means , to expend the
surplus , ovqr the statutory limit , in call
ing in the debt.
J NOTnuK Nebraska banker has eloped
to Canada , carrying with him everything
in his institution but the safe. Nebraska
is bound to bo in fashion , but the trip to
Montreal with other people's money is
0110 that can safely bo disregarded.
ILLINOIS has received a total amount
of ? 22,000,00i ( from the federal govern-
munt for public buildings , rivers and
liurbors , and other improvements. Illi
nois ought to bo pretty well lixod , but yet
she isn't ' happy. She is ciying for more.
THE exact location of the cable line
scorns as hard to find as the oxaet loca
tion of the north polo. The only certain
information is that the road will bo lo
cated as soon as the projectors have tin-
iabod purchasing property uloug its pro
posed conrso.
THOSE sidewalks are very slow in going
down. Block after Wool ; on our prin
cipal business streets are still covered
with rotten planks , which under a proper
construction of the ordinance would bo
condemned. Paved streets and village
eidowalks are like a dross boot with a
large patch on the side.
favorite extra right-fielder of the
Chipago baso-ball iiino , whoso name Is
William Sunday , has jolnod the duffer-
eon Park Presbyterian church. This fact ,
together with the other fact that he plays
aio Sunday giunos , accounts for the vleto-
Ties of the Chicago club over that of Do-
trait. It is now in order for every mem
ber of the Detroit , club to join the church
ns nu oflsojt. _
disease is having fewer vie-
"Hints this year than last , so far , but portions
tions of Italy are sull'erlng buvoroly from
chplorn , which htiu ample time before
line close of summer to spread , white
Santiago , Chili , is having an experience
with small-pox that threatens to be
hardly loss terrible than that of Montreal
last your , Happily for thu United States
ihoro tire no ulaiming visitations of dis
ease anywhere within its boundaries.
CHIMINALS recolya no oncourngontont
from Judge Jtimes Neville. A visit to
court on xoitlunea day is not caloulittnd
to inspire evil-doers with conlidenco | j )
! llus ability of lawyers to soften the heart
* ; pf the boiu'h. Convicts from Uonglus
bounty cuu safely count upon receiving
tliu limit of tlio III\Y. This is as it should
lie. Punl&iimnnt of orimlimis hns two
The Ihvit concerns the prisoner ,
1 iho tecond tJio jitiblln. Public interests
, Jcniftud that criiuo should bo inmlo
pdiouf. Tlio assurance thit : law breaking
. . will bo mot by sovw. iiuuishmont , iind
S bjit Jitrjct jtistleo will bo measured out to
WlwinuU is ono of thu surest methods of
jj crmio.
Providing For the 8nrltis. |
Ko action taken by congress al the
present session was more important than
Hint of the house of representatives on
Wednesday , In passing by nil over1-
whelming majority tlio joint resolution
of Mr. Morrison requiring Hie secretary
of the treasury to use the surplus revd-
nlic.o of the government in excess of $100-
000,000 in extinguishing the public debt
to the extent of 10,000,000 a month.
The llrst impression convoyed by the de
cisive vote by which the resolution was
passed 20 ? to 07 Is the renewed demon
stration It gives of the very restricted and
feeble hold which the financial policy of
the administration has upon the demo
crats in congress. It might have been
supposed that after the somewhat lugu
brious communications that pas cd be
tween Secretary Manning and the presi
dent , regarding tlio resignation of the
former , in whMi the unwisdom ot con
gress was seriously deplored , there would
have occurred n change of heart among
democratic representatives favorable to
Hie financial views and policy of the ad
ministration. It would appear from the
vote of Wednesday that the contrary
cll'cct had been produced , and that the
ranks of the. opponents of the administra
tion policy had been reinforced. It is tone
no purpose that Mr. Morrison denied that
the resolution was a condemnation of the
administration , for whether it bo called
in the moderate description of Mr. Hewitt
a declaration of "want of confidence , " or
characteri/.cd by any other torins , it was
palpably and unequivocally an aclof hos
tility to the administration , and is un
doubtedly so regarded by the president ,
to whom Mr. Morrison satirically referred
as "thisgood mail ) Cleveland. "
As pointed out by Mr. McKinley , the
proposition is simply to compel the sec
retary of the treasury to exercise a power
which is given him by existing law , to bo
employed at his discretion , but which ho
has persistently refused to exorcise , ex
cept to a very limited extent. Under the
influence of the interests or the fears pro
ceeding from eastern money centers , Air.
Manning has insisted upon maintaining
in the treasury an immense reserve , ami
during the sixteen mouths ended with
the close of the lust fiscal year
called in for redemption but ? o8,001),000 )
of government bonds , and this ho did
reluctantly in response to a pressure
which the administration deemed it inex
pedient to resist. It cannot bo shown
that the conditions prevailing since the
present administration went into power
have been any less favorable to a reduc
tion of the public debt than were those
under the preceding administration , and
yet the average reduction of the debt for
every sixteen months of the republican
administration , with a surplus all the
time much less than Air. Manning has
maintained , was $153,000,003. , And this
largo reduction of the debt neither im
paired confidence in the governm cnt ,
damaged the business and industries of
the country , deprived labor of cm ploy-
incut , depreciated the currency of the
country relatively to gold , nor brought
about any otlior of tlio calamities which
Mr. Ilowitt threatened as certain to occur
if the resolution should pass requiring
the employment of the surplus publie
money to pay tlio public dnbt.
There is but OUB proper way in which
to regard this matter , and that is from a
purely practical standpoint. It seems to
us to be a simple business proposition , to
which it is necessary to apply only well
understood business principles. Tlio
government owes obligations which it is
pledged to pay , and upon which there is
an annual interest charge of ? 51,000,000
nearly a million dollars a week. This
charge is a lax upon the people , and it is
manifestly the duty of the government to
relieve the people of this demand as
rapidly as it can bo done with assured
safety. To assume , as the argument of
Mr. Hewitt does , that the government
will lose public confidence and credit by
paying its debts , when it has a most
ample reserve , with abundant assurance
of being able to maintain it , for the pro
tection of its currency , is to fly in the
fuco of all experience , both in
private and public business. It
is quito probable that there arc
ruonied institutions ace.nmulating gold ,
as Air. Hewitt stated , in apprehension of
danger. It is the misfortune of the coun
try that it has such institutions , but the
experience of the last ton years does not
warrant any faith in the views of thcsu
pessimists.
Wo are not sanguine that the payment
of $10,000,000 a month out of the national
treasury in redemption of bonds would
prove so great a stimulus to the indus
trial and business interests of the country
as some of the supporters of'the proposi
tion assume it would , There is some
force in the argument that the money
would simply go Into the pockets of.bond-
holders , to bo re talned there or put into
some other form of bond investment.
But wo insist , on the other hand , that it
is obviously absurd to assume that there
can bo any injury result either to the
financial welfare of the people or the
government from the latter pursuing the
wise and honest policy , approved by all
business experience , of using its surplus
revenues , in excess of a safe sum for the
protection of its currency promises , in
paying Its debt and reducing tho"
heavy interest charge upon the people.
Neither are wo forgetful of the fact that
this process will ultimately involve some
changes as , for example , in the securi
ties of the national bunks that will need
to bo wisely and carefully made. But
none of these are diuicult or { iisurniounl-
able , and however dltlicult they jnlght
bo thuv should not bo allowed to stand
in the way of the primary duty of the
government to pay Its debts as rapidly
as it can do so with safety to the general
welfare.
Atilivtlu Cholera.
Asiatic cholera is steadily marching
westward. Urlndisi is once more under
the plauguo. Trieste , the ohiof part of
Austria , has been attacked. In A few
weeks one may expect to hear of the ar
rival of the scourge in Franco , where
last summer it raged with such fatal viru
lence , Once started on its travels , no
epidemic known to soiunoo is so difllcult
to arrest Breaking out in India in 1817
the cholera rapidly swept over Asia. In
1830 it ravaged all Europe. It spread to
England in 1631 , and in n single year car
ried off more than 60,000 victims. It
crossed the Atlantic and dovnsted North
and South America , disappearing in 1837 ,
During this period of twenty years n mil
lion and a half deaths were credited
to the fearful disease , Cholera again
visited Europe in 1817,1858 and 1600 , In
our own country from 1635 to 1813 there
were no traces of the disease. In the latter
year cholera"ngntn appeared and swept
Iho entire continent from year to year1
until 18,11. The disease once more put in
an appearance In 1800 nml was epidemic
along nil the Hues of transportation in
the country. The lust vl lt of cholera to
the United States occurred in 187 ! ) when
the Mississippi valley Was the heaviest
sufferer.
In view of the possible ad vent of cholera
to our shores this yeartho authorities and
the public cannot be too careful in
insisting upon the observance of thn
most careful sanitary regulations. Chol
era is bred in tlio dirt of the Ganges delta
ana the germ of the disease is propagated
in lilth along Its entire travels. Cleanli
ness and cholera are mortal enemies.
Garbage and filth feed tlio cholera germ
and pass it from one section to another.
Personal cleailllnos.-i , avoidance of stale
anil unripe fruit , cnro in ventilation ,
fresh air in the house ttndc'oan ' yards and
streets and alloys around it are tlio best
preventive of cholera. They are reme
dies which lie within the reach of all.
Those UclicfllllK
The bills for the relief of the Union
Piioiliustill hang lire In Washington. It
is beginning to bo conceded that there is
little probability of their passage this
session. Tito sixty year extension meas
ure is not favorably received by those
who demand that tlio government's lion
on the road shall iu > t bo weakened , and
who insist that the bill would legalize all
the iniquitous acts of the Gould-Dillon
regime. The other measure drafted bv
the Omaha board of trade and backed by
50,000 petitioners from Nebraska , which
permits the company to borrow money
to build extensions , is in hardly better
condition in congress. Hosides , it is not
urgently pressed by thu managers ,
The ' 'slight amendment" introduced
by Senator Van Wyok , prohibiting
construction rings and stock watering
cast a damper on the enthusiasm of sev
eral of its original promoters. No rail
road has been built in that way fora num
ber of years , and doubts were expressed
whether Mich u method of railroad con
struction was practicable.
But both bills are opposed mo't
strongly of all by the Washington work
ers for the Burlington and Northwestern
railroads. These companies wore prompt
to recognize the fact that branch lines
for the Union I'acilio meant invasion of
their territory in return for their aggres
sions on Union Pacilic ground. They
have accordingly done their best to de
feat any move to untie the hands of the
Union Pacilic management. So
far their efforts seem to have
met with considerable success.
The Union Pacific is now suffering for
the crimes of the highway robbers who
mercilessly picked the pockets of patrons
and stockholders for years with great
impartiality in order to line their own.
If the road had in its treasury half the
stealings of Gould and Dillon and their
lieutenants , there would be no need of
relief bills. 'Unit little stun of ton mil
lions which the "Colossus of roads , " as
Dr. Aliller used to affectionately call him ,
pocketed from the consolidation of' tlio
Kansas Pacific and Denver Pacilic , would
alone gridiron Nebraska with Union
Pacific feeders. Half the amount
would construct 000 miles of
branch lines in this state.
For all that it is unfortunate that the
road now finds itself tied hand and
foot in the presence of wealthy and ag
gressive rivals and without means to
compotcfor tralllc which it is able and
willing to carry. The people of Ne
braska have no interest in seeing the road
wrecked from mere weakness to sustain
itself even though ita strength has been
sapped by conscienceless swindlers in its
own general offices.
An Ur ont Noctl.
Every day presses more strongly upon
the attention of the business men of
Omaha the urgent necessity of more
direct connection with the Elkhorn valley
and the rich commercial territory of
norlluvcstorn Nebraska. The time has
come when stops must Do taken to moot
the domund , Omaha is to-day as much
cut oil'from a region which she has a
right to supply and which she is able to
supply as against all competitors as it it
lay in another htato. The desire to sncnro
the long haul to Chicago incites the only
road which traverses tlio valley to operate
its line to our detriment. Every pound of
freight which in shipped from Omaha of
points on the Northwestern in Nebraska
is carried thirty miles out of its way and
subjected to delays which do much to oil-
set our natural advantage of location.
When the Omaha & Northwestern
scheme was under discussion the North
western road canio forward with prom
ises of a more direct connection. Sur
veys were made for a line to Kcnnard to
join the main system nt that point. Wo
were told that the Northwestern was prepared -
pared to meet ovcry require
ment of the case and to furnish
a short line from Oniahn up the Elk-
horn. As soon as Iho proposed
branch of the Missouri Pacific was
dropped the Northwestern project died
witli it. Our oitizciiK have no desire to
come into conlliet with the Northwestern
managers. They beliovp Unit that rail
road should see Hint the mutual advan
tage of Omaha and Itself requires direct
( ommtinlc.itlon between this city and Hie
territory to the north , If the Northwest
ern will give it , another railroad at ' pres
ent can very well bo dispensed'with. .
A few miles of road built from Omaha
and making connoqtton with the Elkhorn -
horn Valley road at a point between Kcn
nard anil Seribncr would solve the prob
lem sulllclontly for wo&ont needs.
It would hold the field for thu railroad
companies and give our people aij outlet
for their trade ,
If the managers of the Northwestern
road cannot meet the reasonable de
mands of a city of 80,000 inhabitants for
direct rail connection with the Elkhorn
Valley , then another corporation must
be formed which will , Omaha is largo
enough and wealthy enough to start ( ho
ball rolling. It can bo done.
HAIIDLY a day passes without rein
forcing the colony of American criminals
sojourning in Canada , and contrary to
tlio general idea the fact is said to bo a
source of constant reassurance to the
Canadian hotel keepers , who find those
guests the most liberal among their
patrons. Wednesday Is credited with
two additions to the colony whoso dopar
tu'-o is made public , President Bclzor ,
of the Dtindy county bank of Bunkleman ,
Nebraska , "skipped" out with one hun
dred thousand dollars of the funds and
ScctlriUes of the bankj and on the same
day the disclosure ) was made that Almond
B. Thompson , cashier of the Provident
Sivviiijrs bank of SiJas \ \ \ , was nn om-
boz/.lor to the nmotint- nl least fifty
thousand dollars mid had probably taken
the Canadian route , tn the former case
Hie loss of the bank will be disastrous tea
a number of business nleti , farmers alul
homeMc.'iders , but In the case of the
savings bank thu assets wllh the amount
of the bond of themining cashier arc
believed to be suflloiont- meet the lia
bilities. Of coursU both those rascals
enjoyed the highest character morally
and socially in theil' respective commu
nities. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A ST. PACI , dispatch says : "Thn now
city directory just out contains . | ' ,1I53 !
names , an increase of .l.ipjs over last year.
The Minneapolis directly issued a week
ago shows si total of1070 : ! names an In
crease of 5,0'JO. , The estimated popula
tion of each oily is nboul 113,000. ! " It will
bo observed that the St. Paul directory ,
was not issued until after that of Minne
apolis. There Is nothing like having
the last say in a census contest. Hence
It is that St. Paul's directory beats
that of Minneapolis by a few nninea.
Ax now Now York is howling about
Hie activity of the gas meter. The price
of gas was reduced by legislative ennet-
mcnt to sfl.5 per 1,000 feet , and for a
while tlio people were happy. Hut now
that the 1st of July gas bills are coming
in , they urn ditx.ed. distracted , convulsed ,
mad. Tito meters have run so fast as to
more than counteract the reduction in
price. At the Grand Central hotel they
wore charged for 21,000 feet more of gas
during Juno than duringthcsamo month
last year , when business was much heav
ier. The demand for the old prices and
less meter work is almost universal.
AIiss CI.KVEI.AND intends lo start out
upon her editorial career with simplicity ,
and gives timely utterance that she will
ignore the great critics altogether. This
is perhaps an entirely commendable de
termination , but it is not quite certain
that it would be a good thing for Literary
/ , < fc , or just what the shrewd pub
lisher of that periodical desires , if the
great critics should retaliate by ignoring
Miss Cleveland. Still , wo have no doubt
that simplicity is the quality which Miss
Cleveland might practice in her now re
lation , particularly if she hopes lor any
largo clientele , as apparently she does ,
among her own sex.
THE IMBhD OPJXUUSTKY.
The furnitine amlcninct employes of New
York have an association of 800 salesmen ,
one of the objects of width is to secure and
maintain early closing : '
Until recently Ainericaii boots anil .shoes
were not cxpoited. Now a Philadelphia
manufacturer Is selling shoes in London ,
Purls and thioughout the qontlnent.
Patents to southern Inventors have doubled
within three vears. Car-couplers take the
lead ; tliete aio nearly 4,000 already , and not
one of them has establjslieil Its snneiiority.
The Knights of Ljibor have encouraged
temperance habits among many of tliulr
members , and beveta'j tr rte unions have
passed resolutions loaning fn that direction.
Workinginen are cvjccywhoio disposed to
make up for lost-time. and lost wages by stick-
IIIK closely to worlr , and putting up In nu
merous instances with .wrongs rather than
utrlke.
A T romon wire firm has a contract for
280,000 feet of wire for n twenty-six mile cable
blo road In Melbourne , Australia. Yankee
bridges are put tip tliore , and I'hil.idolpliia
locomotives toot triiimplianly In that quarter
of tlio globe.
Philadelphia confectionery Is a familiar
ptoduct among the weidthiur classes all over
Uruat Britain and Knrope , and Philadelphia
hardware novelties are as common in Kuiopti
as ShollleHl motlucts. The export trade Is
being /.caloiislv cultivated.
Paint manufactinerd liavo met with quite
an enlarged demand for their products.
I'aintlng , they say , hasgieatly incieased dur
ing the past few "years. The unions have
doubled their membership within thruo years ,
and the demand for labor Is giuatly inc -
c leased.
Land purchasing companies are projected
aiming wage-workers in homo localities , with
a notion that the lands bought will in a few
years appreciate in value. The dancer is
that bad invcntmunts will bo made and that
thu movement will fall.
The paper manufacturers have been en-
larglng thiiir rapacity steadily lor over two
years and have been runnlni : their mills anile
lull , without , however , pioilui'lng such a sur
plus as to cause a tumble in piices , lu fact ,
the distribution of the products oi pipur-niilLs
of nil kinds Is made at a late which h encour
aging vcty liberal invcbtmcnt ami extensions.
Southern eilitiiiH are picdictlng that the
time is not very far oil' when the .south will
not only giow all the cotton but niannfactuio
all thu cotton goods used in the country. A
New York authority says ceitaln lines of
goods whlcli heretofore have beou made In
the noitli aio exclusively supplied by the mills
of the ( Jarollnas , ( icorgla , Tennessee and
Mississippi. Only tin ) scarcity of skilled
labor prevents successful competition In
liner fabric.Tlio total spinnlnu Industries
o the bouth aio equal to 10 pur cent ot those
ot the north. Quo suction consumes -200,000
oak's pur annum , the other U.OOO.OOU.
Uuilly Stuolr.
The president sticks to ( iarlanil , and Oar-
land sticks to ills ollice , The administration
IH baillv Htuak , _ _
A I'roBiiniptlop.
St. l.indi dlnlic.Diiiioci-nt.
Frank .lamed is traveling In Texas. Wo
presume ho Is on Ids way to several of the
confederate icunlons which the democrats
are about to. hold in that state.
Iliulior Mixed.
St , Iouii fHn\iCJcin \ < > cral ,
"The liorbo that Coloiipl Kysworlh , of the
famous Zouaves , was rifling at Iho time of
his dentil , In Virginia , hits just died at an ad
vanced age , " says un eastf rn paper , It must
have boon a very remarkable horse that Col.
'
Kllsworth was riding nt thu'tlimiof hls/leath
Ho must liaveqllmbed th'rrrf Mights of stalls ,
and got on to the roof of , n house. , ami then
descended to thu secoiuKMorjr ot the building
for It was1 uiuler clrci\ius \ > taicus ( like tlieso
that Ellsworth was killed , , j
CIllGUKO'H CcMtlIMllll ! | ,
A'cui Yvilf TrUiUfir.
When Chlcau'O has hc-hceiilc [ > niilal aha expects
pects to have a,000,000 InlifttUants , On that
interesting occasion , acO filling to the Inter-
Ocean , she ' 'will Import/every sovereign of
Kurope and pay his board llilrty days , She
will reserve quo entlro ward for St. Louis
and let | ior play round Jiht as fiho pu/ases ,
( rait Hrltaln's navy \vll ) bo anchored In dm
lluunepin canal , firing minute guns over the
( jravoof Jprry Murphy , Tlio only demo
cratic president in sevonty-llvn years will at
tend , old ago permitting , and wo shall Iwvu a
coloaaal time generally , " Hut unfortunately
we shall have to wait till March , 10-17 , to see
nil this.
A Fnlllni ; Market ,
H'all Btrttt Neu't.
"Durii my buttons , but what Is the durned
country comln' ' 'to anyhow I1' exclaimed a
Pennsylvania mountaineer as ho received a
letter nt the village postolllce.
"What's the trouble1' tome one asked.
"I've them and
just got returns from coons
rattlesnakes I shipped to Now York. Coons
hevj-'ouo down Uvoshilllu's a head and rattle
nakeshnlnt worlh hut n dollar piece.
When Hid domociats went Into power coons
was S2 a head and rattlers brought twenty
sldlllns. and the market was stlildyi Gentle
men , sot me down ns agin the democrats
fiem this time out. "
The Popular Man.
TM-HIM.
A popular man mnsl be en y ami affable , nml
never do nn\thliic loiitNh nr latichable ,
must ll\e wltlimit filrlion. lie plain In
his diction , anil , like n uood felfow , pay
Up his subset Iptlon.
He must keep a glad tnloti between Raj ness
and gravity , atid keep well concealed
all his native dcpnnllj ; spend caih
rich and regal , do nothlmt Illeual , and
keel ) Ids eye peeled like a bahl-lieadcil
lu drawing-room circles lie intisl behave
innper. and not blunder loimil like a
Itimb't Ing rloiHionppr , be polite to the
ladles s\\ eel HusaiH and Sadies anil
never raise Cain , nor confusion , nor
hades. _ _
STATIC AN'I ) TnitUlTOUV.
Nrlirnnkn Jottings.
Charley MoUoe , of Chanpell , was
buried alive in a well in which he was
working.
The city authorities and the school
board of Creightott are lighting for Iho
custody of the school fund.
The old settlers of Ihttlor county will
nicnlc and swap ancient yarns in ( Jeorgo
Lord's grove August 19.
The Nebraska City young man wears
iee cream poison clippings on his hat
band for evening calls.
As an evidence of thrift lu Sarpy county
it Is slated that lifteen self-binders have
already been sold at Springfield , boating
the record by half.
Mr. ( icorgo llutchins , of Llttln Blue.
received by express last week 100,000
wall-eyed jilko , which ho will place in
Hie streams on hi.s farm.
John Aeott , of Palmyra , took a dose of
ueonilo by mistake Saturday , but prompt
applioalinii.of nn antidote relieved him
without serious results.
I'npilllon economists are figuring on
the profits of this and similar cases : A
tramp was" " arrested for beating a hotel
out nf a two-bit dinner. The line and
costs amounted to $15 , which , of course ,
ho was unable to pay , and ho wasshlpped
to Omaha to board tor a week or more at
the expense of Sarpy county.
lown Items.
Surveyors are staking the ground for
the proposed union depot at Sioux City.
Auditor Brown was serenaded by 1,000
admirers in DCS Moines , Wednesday
night.
The saloons of DCS Moines have all
paid their tithing tax to the city for the
month of July.
A beggar by the name of Isaac Kell
Was recently arrested at Kuokuk , and
upon being searched over $030 was found
upon his person.
George Wilov , a veteran of the late
war , was torriblv injured on the head
and face and hail three ribs broken at
Diibuquo last week , being kicked by a
Vicious horse , and will probably die.
Iowa gleefully receives the tidings
that a cas'o of lockjaw has been cured in
Now York by the application of whisky ,
both internally and uxtcrmillv. Cases of
loekjaw will rapidly multiply in this
state.
Tlio Iowa and Nebraska telephone
company , of Omaha , having a capital
stock of irTr.O.OUO , Illed articles of incor
poration in tlio oflieo of the secretary of
state. This company proposes to con
struct and operate extensive lines in this
state.
_
Dakota.
The Yaukton creamery has been con
demned as a nuisance.
A good looking Mitchell bachelor has
petitioned the governor for aid. claiming
to bo in danger from designing females.
15on Hommo county has not been vis
ited by cither a hailstorm or a heavj
windstorm in the past twenty-live years.
In the Aberdeen district seventeen
Methodist churches are being erected ,
and the membership has reported to have
more than doubled during the past year.
Knpid citizens arc now raging over the
conundrum , how to hang on to the end of
the track. The mention of the extension
to Deadwood throws the town into
spasms.
The Graf ton artesian well is down 000
feet and struck granite when .work was
stopped. A How of salt water of twenty-
five barrels per minute was struck at 303
feet , which is to bo utilized.
Hlack Hillors claim that there is no
danger from sunstroke there , and that
the rarilicd atmosphere plays the cabbage
leal part to perfection. And the average
thermometer is not tall enough to hold
the mercury these days.
Grant county , in the vicinity of Mil-
bank , suffered from a povorc hailstorm
last week. The largo three-story hotel in
course of erection was blown down ,
crushing a saloon building , the total loss
amounting to more than $ ? 00,000. ,
Wyoming.
The calf crop on the ranges this year
IB larger than it has been in the past t\vo
years ,
Kails , ties and bridge timber for the
Cheyenne & Northern road are being
stored in Cheyenne. Material for twenty-
five miles of road have already arrived.
Some time since a lept ) was struck six
miles west of Silver Crown on the ranch
ofj. W. Latta. A shaft was sunk eight
foot and some of the ore taken out was
sltjpped to tlio Grant R in alter at Denver ,
It returned flit in gold to the ton ,
Over u , milllqn dollars' worth of rail
road lands hayo been sold in thu terri
tory the past two years , principally to
Cheyenne pisople. The total number of
acres sold by the Union Pacl/io / Hallway
company in the past two years was
008,100 , at an average price pf § 1,30 , mak
ing ijsao.aoo.
The Hudgct reports railroad surveyors
as ' 'thicker than hops" in the Fettorinsin
country. Maj , Wllkos1 paity , represent
ing tlm Central Panillo , in at work about
niiujty miles west of the fort. Mr. Duty' *
parly the Chicago & Northwestern art )
near Casper , and will work this way as
far as Douglas. A "locating party"
who set the last stakes establishing the
grade are at work between Douglas and
K'tterman ,
During the fiscal year just closed the
government land gales and lillugsdrained
out of the Clmyonno land dibtnut into
the United States treasury $180,080,08 , ,
Under the various acts tliuro. wore 3jalJJ ! , ) ( ;
acres of government hind sold in tlio
Cheyenne district , which netted ? | UU- ,
883.58 ; there wore. 0C48 ! $ acres ontunjd
under the homestead act , the feus for
Which reached $5,11 , ! ) , 50) ) under the Um
ber culture act 0:1,015 : acres wuro entered ,
bringing to the government $8.U7 ! ; 1OU )
prc-omptlon filings netted ja.OliO ; 73 coal
land tilings brought in $3)0 ) In fees ; l
mining applications incrua eil Hie total
by $40 , and six homestead Jllinga twUcr
the soldiers clause by $18 ,
Colorado.
The Denver & Itio Grande was.sohl for
$1(5,000,000. ( ,
Evangelist Munhnll scored 800 converts
in Denver ,
Thn ranchmen arc complaining of
( scarcity of water. ,
Trout fishing in Middle Park in pro
nounced unusually lino.
The bunko Palace theater iu Denver
has been closed by tno police ,
The harvesting of barley haa com-
mcnced In northern Colorado.
The South Park mountains pasture W- )
000 head of sheep and about thu vamo
number of homes and cattle.
This year l.COO now farm * Imvo been
placed under cultivation Ikul uuu
Wejd comities , and crops arc doing well
without Irrigation.
Montana.
A Wnlkerville miner named Chibbers
used n razor , n jaok-knifo and a pislol In
slmllling olF. It w as a bloody shuillo.
The Klkhorn mining company has
paid $ t ' . . ' 5,000 in dividends up to the pres
ent time , and Hie Granite Mountain coin-
puny $020,000.
The Montana I'litnn is the name of anew
now railroad which will connect Unite
and Helena. It will bo constructed
jointly by the Tnion and Northern Pacific
railroads. The I'onolriiction simply
mmnints to laying n ( bird rail on the
t'tali & Notlhern narrow ftancn between
Huttc and Garrison , the Junction of the
Northern Paeillo.
I'aulllo Const.
The nse sment roll of Sacramento
county shows a decrease of $3OOUUOO
below last year.
The llrst gold mine of any consequence
ever struck in Colusa county I" being
worked about thirty miles east of William.
A * Saerameiilo during the year which
ended June ! U , 18SU , Hie rainfall was ! W.27
inches , and the average temperature was
The growing of French prunes is becoming -
coming a leaillng industry of Los Nietos
Valley. A largo acreage was planted
last year and many more the hist season.
A home for Indigent cats Is to no estab
lished in San Francisco , and n society for
prevention of cruelty to house Hies has
been orgam/ed in Sacramento.
The United States revenue receipts .3
San l-ranclseo for June were $15lVtll.r ! ! ! ) .
During the liseal year ending Juno ! K ) .
18t * ( ! , there was a net decrease in the rev
enue of this district amounting to $008-
010.12.
Charleston , In Coclnso county ; A. T. , is
almost as dead as Ilereulaneum and I'om-
puii. The only store in that place now is
the postoihco. The last saloon keeper
will move his saloon away , which w 11
wind up the place. In its booming da\s
it had a population of between 1 , . " > 00 and
8,001) ) .
The Chinese monopolize thn making of
cheap cigai'b , ttnd the white manufuetn-
rer of San Francisco cannot compete
with the eastern cigar manufacturer , the
dill'urenee in tlio eo t of production enab
ling the eastern maker to supply the
market at lower prices than can be
attained here.
tThe not proceeds of the sale of opium ,
liquor * and other articles soi/.cd by the
cn-toms olllcers at Port Townsend under
Collector Hccchor for the liseal year end
ing this month , fully recover' the ex
penses of thn whole custom house force ,
includiu" rents , etc. , for that time , lci\- :
ing the unties RLllected : i clear revenue
to the government. This has never be-
lore happened in this district.
AN UNHAPPV TlFE.
TrilmlatioiiH nT .Southern Itcvcnuo
Onicei-a.
Atlanta Constitution : "If any one
thinks a revenue officer's lot is a bed of
roses , he is badly mistaken/ ' remarked
Kovcnuu Agent Chapman in his oflico
yesterday to a group of gentlemen , who
were discussing the tips anil downs of a
revenue officer's life.
"No , ItV anything but a bed of roses , "
chimed in Revenue Agent Colquit. "I
remember once up in Alabama stopping
over night at a house. The house had
only one room. There were only two
females and one male in the family.
Well , wo stopped there , and vlien wo
were ready to go to bed the old man liled
out of the door and said : 'Come on , gen
tlemen , and lot the women go to. bed. '
Wo wont outside , and after a short time
went back in the house. The women
folks wore tucked up head and cars un
der the quilts , and in a pair of minutus
my partner anil I were bunked up on a
pallet before the lirp. I couldn't go to
sleep for a long while , thinking how easy
it would be for the burning logs to roll
down and burn us up. Hy and by 1 went
to sloop , and I didn't know anything till
the. old man woke mo no.\t morning and
said breakfast was ready. We got up ,
but didn't dress , for wo had not pulled
off our clothes. When we &at down to
breakfast what do you think wo had ? "
"Have no idea , " replied several.
"Well , sir , wo didn't have a tiling in
the world but fat bacon fried to n crisp
and corn bread made out of mash from
tlio still. 1 tried to make it go down but
I couldn't. ' I was as hungry as a wolf ,
but somehow I couldn't go that fat bacon
and still-mush bread. 1 "lanced around
the room and discovered n bundle of
onions. I deliberately got up and grabbed
ono of them , anil sitting down to tlio
table I managed to eat a nrctty good
breakfast by taking a bite of onion before
every bite of bacon and bread. "
"Well , that an't nothing , " put in ox-
Deputy Collector Morris , "when 1 was
in the service and was up here in north
Georgia about Daldouega , I hope I may
never got out lo base ball again if I didn't
live eleven days on three pones of cornbread
broad and ono quart of corn liquor. Tlio
bread was made out of mash , and 1 had
to soak it in whisky before J could get it
down. "
"Morris , you did pretty well , " said
Duputy Marshal McDonald , "but 1 Hunk
I can beat it. [ feasted Jour days on
singlingfl and never ImdJJany broad at all.
T was so weak I could scarcely carry my
pislol , but 1 ran on to a Htill the last night
and lugged a sixty-gallon still three miles
through thoSwoods. " .
'Gentlemen , " put In Deputy Marshal
llaynes , " 1 can boat all of that A few
months ago , up liero in Union county , J
was ( > nt four days. Kvor.v'day Imanaced
to hide away eleven biscuits and a couple
of spring ohioki.'iis , sandwiched wllh
fried eggs and butter , "
At thia the crowd dispersed ,
A No > v Soliomo fo' " Hontlns : "I" Tailor.
Detroit Free Press : IIo went Into the
slims of ono of t'ie ' most fashionable tail
ors in Chestnut street and arrayed lihn-
Keif in an ( txpunslve summer suit- Then
ho said :
"I must pay yon by chunk , but as you
do not Know mo 1 will not nnk you lo
take one of mipit , You urn ncriuainlod ,
ot course , with the gentleman who Icoeiu
thu drug tloro on tlui corner V hot us go ,
in there , lie is a friend of whin and is
preparing n oheel : for mo. "
In t Hie- drug sere | the straugur nulled
out familllarly to tlm proprietor , who
was behind the screen ; "Doctor , Is that
reaily ? "
"lii n moment , " waa tlm ronl.y.
Tiui | ! "iiid thi < tttrniiL'ov to Um tailor ; " 1
must go across fhu street uml sen that It
is all ritshl , "
In a latin while the tailor was jitiiulud
n botllu.
"What Is Hint ? " ho uMcml.
"Your cough mUtum , "
"I don't want ; i cough ni'xtin-tf. ' I want
a check. "
" 1 know nothing Hbu.it a ohcok. "
Tluui it came mil , thai the atrangur had
orderyd at the drujf stqrK a cough mix-
turf ) for his deai' friund , Air. < " - , thu
tailor , who was suluiring from a Gvqru
cola , Tlm doctor know nothing about
hi * ontm'prMug visitor , and hu tm not
riilurnod to inquiru Itho / tailor la better ,
Over ono hundred works wjitton within
the past century huv.i itlncud Iho time for
Hip hnutiniim/ Uiu millennium biHwonn
- ami IWni ,
An Atlanta , On. , report'wb ! < 0111-0
"pulh'd a hand pr s" on a country
impur , ' .did this ; Ono day , while thu
paper was bcin ' vorkc'l ( ill , a man from
i hu country cannin und wnlKud around
tlio mcn : , linullj mopping ngr.r the prcgi
nml walelilna ; tun work very earnestly ,
"Aaytbi > 8 1 run < io for ynuS" ahUad the
muii at lic lever pr.u. ing bctwueu im
pressions. "Ga\v , ' 'va4 thu rojx.v ; "I
don't want uuihiu1 ; ji > ' coaia iu to gee
you edit. "
C2T PERKY D AVIS' J l
PAIN-KILLER
IS lUtt-OMMKNDHD 11V
, Minister ) , Ml lonnrlos , Mnnnfforg
of I'nrtork * , Work-Miens I'lniitntlous ,
Nurse * In HnjiIlnM In snort , every
body evcijwlipro wliolin ]
over K'ven ' U a trial.
TAKES 1NTKI1N U.I.Y IT Wll.t. HP FOUND A SBTtl
I'Aif.tMt cunt : con
SUDDEN COLDS , CHILLS , PAINS IN"
THE STOMACH , CKAMl'S , SUM-
iMKK AN'I ) HOWKL COM-
I'LAINTS , SOUK
T11HOAT , &c.
AITI.tP.lt i\TKItNAI.t.V : ,
IT IS TIIK SIIKT rrrBUTIVB AMI IlfiST I.INIMtXT
ON I'.MITll l-OIl CL-IUNd
SPIUINS , HUUISIW , UHEMATISM
NEUUAL(5IA , TOOTH-ACHE ,
BU15NS , FUOST-IUTKS , Kc.
Prices , 26c , , 60c. and $1,00 per Bottle ,
FOR SALE BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS
of Imitations. , < ® 1
National Bank
OMAHA , NEBRASKA.
Paid up Capital . $280,000
SuplusMay 1 , 1885 . 25,000
I'rosldont.
A , E. TOIUAU.S , Vice President
\V. H. S. Jluaina , Cashier.
. . . Binnoioiis :
W . V. MOIUE , JOHN S. COLLINS.
11. W. 1'ATKS , LKWld S. llKKUt
A.E. TOU/.AMN- ,
BANKING OFFICE :
THE IRON BANK.
Dor. 12th nnd FarrmraStroots.
General lliiulcluv Uasliuidj
Who.mV'lTAI.ITV l fnllhif. Pmln ll Asii ml
K\IIAU Tii : > or Power I'HIJMA 1 lllll.l.V WA8T-
Ml nmy Diul a itorrwt mul rrllnhio rum Iti the i
FRENCH HOSPITAL HEMEDJES
nrlRinntnl lij1'ruf. . JlTA > ' > lAMl.of ( 'urn , 1 cnmA
Ailnpti-il li\ nil Pronrli rhysl-Urn nml Itclnc rnplilly fttul
iiccnsnilly Intru4ncul licir. All wMkonintrlossesMui
drnltij promrttr cnwkoil , TKKA'llnr. ci'lnir now *
fMp-rniulln'illenlonJorM-menU'tVo , l-'ltl.i : . ConiuUft.
lliiii ( oillcii o-liy mall ) with Mr cmlnlnt Uoctom KJia
CIVIAUE AUENCV. Mo. 17J. Fulton Street. New Yob
WOODBWDGE BRO'S. '
,
State Agents
FOR THE
Omaha , Neb.
21,339,350
TansiH's ' Punch Cigars
wore abipped during tlio paat
tno jour * , -without n ilruui-
nioriuoiiromplov. No otlior
liousu iu tbo world can truth.
lulIyiual.oBHoh uaaowiui ; .
Ono iiRont ( dralrr oulyj
ivunlca in or.cli toun.
_ _ J 010 DV LEADING DRUCQISTS.
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017 tit. ChnrlouRt. , Sf . r.oui.s , Mo.
ArrEuUrKrb'lQAteof two Medical Coltrgo , fcai been longlr
ctigMgodla thsapqcl&l treilmeutof CUUHMC , Ncaroua , HKIM
and BLOOD DUBUM than anv olb r I'britct&n luSt. Louis ,
aielty popcn ihow and til old re.ldent know.
Nervous Prostration , Dclilllly , Mental and
Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Affec
tions o ) Throat , Skin or Bones , Blood Poisoning ,
Old SorCS and UlCOrS , am treated nltb unparalleled
eueceu , u latoitirlcDllBo prlaclplet , SaMr rrlvitely ,
Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess ,
Exposure or Indulgence , vMch produce iomo of iii
following cITccti : nenroiuneift , dcLllltr , dlrooeai or ilUI
anil.IefctllTociemnrf , | > ini | > lgoa Ibn rice , I.btikil JcciJ ,
Torilon tothe floelclf of fcuulei , coDfuiloa or Meat , etc. ,
rondorlnc Marrlng-o Improper or unhappy , UK
ntl > cured. l'araphei(3Gr ! ( > igGioQ ) tbjabote , coat
loalo&enrclore , frealo aoy addrcii. ConiuUnlloadtoC.
flcoor by raallfrec. I nt lied and it Icily conHil litU ! .
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