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the ncttml circulation of thu Dallv lice
for the week ending Jiiiie'JJtn , 1SSO , was as
follows :
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poses nnd says that ho Is .secretary of thn lice
Publlshlnc company , that the ncttml nveraze
dally circulation of tlio Dally Uce lor the
montli of .January , iSiSfi. was 10nS , copies ;
lor February , IbSO , 10,6ft ) copies ; for Mnirli ,
\W , 11.KS7 copies ; for April , l ! > b < 5 , 1J,101 :
covies ; lor May , ISiO , 13,430 copies.
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Mu. RANDALL'S tarill'bill will sleon the
slcop of other like measures which were
drafted not to pass.
ENGLISH capitalists arc to bo asked to
construct "anothor air line" between
New York and Omaha. Another "ah
lino" is good. Most of the others have
been purely wind.
JOAQUIN AliLLKu announces , "Titis
year , God willing , I shall stoplwriting. "
Mr. Miller goes too far to ask permission.
If ho will consult people nearer homo hit
announcement will be received with
deafening enthusiasm.
SKNATOU KII > I > LIIIICGEU : ! : hns
duccd a bill to reduce the salaries of cabinet
inot ollicers , senators and members a ;
per cent. He might as well nave intro'
duccd a bill to make water run up hill ,
The amount of political capital that he
will make out of introducing bills thai
have no earthly show of passing will not
Lo visible to the nuked eye. '
OMAHA is full of strangers hunting
houses. Heal estate transfers are boom
ing , but there arc ton inquiries for real
estate to every lot sold. It is to be
great year for Omaha and those whc
have banked on the fatt arc finding
out that wisdom is a proiitablo invent
reent.
A LAWYEU has appeared bcforo the
ocal authorities with the request that an
assessment of 81,000 bo taken from the
property of a neighbor and placed upon
" } his own lot. It is needless to say thai
the interesting incident did not take place
I ! in Omaha. Kingston , N. Y. , contains
* this rcmukablo prodigy.
NEAHIA- ton million dollars were
lopped offtho public debt last month , bul
overtaxation of tlio many for the benefit
of the few by the operations of our out
rugooiis tarllF charges has received no
consideration at tlio hands of congress ,
In the words of Gladstone , no other na
tion on the globe would submit to sucli
oppressive taxation.
AND now comes the charge from
the railroguo republican organ thai
General Van Wyck dodged the Totes on
the Fitx John Porter bill and DCS
Molncs land veto. The senator was on
Ills way to Nebraska and was
"dodging" train boys and peanut peddlers -
dlers at the time. As he took care of his
right to "pair , " his vote counted just thu
amo as if ho wore present. Nextl
Till ! river and harbor bill has been in
creased several million dollars by the
flomUo. There is a haunting suspicion
that by the time it reaches the president
\ its mission will bo ended. Mr , Clove-
Aland's veto seems to be an assured fact ,
I It is a misfortune for the west that the
' right to veto individual items in appro-
I priation bills is not vested in the cliiel
I executive , In consequence , where lou
rolling measures like the river and liar-
/ bor bill are submitted for executive ap
' prbval they must bo approved in tote 01
disapproved , bad and good items alike ,
A aoou deal of Interest is being shown
in thu east regarding the proposed Ameri
can exhibition to bo held in London next
year , and the outlook for tlio "groat
phow" Is represented to bo oxceodinglj
favorable. President Cleveland has ac
cepted the honorary presidency , and it h
expected that the Prince of Wales will
accept the presidency of the London
.council of welcome , which it is believed
would give the exhibition a boom , since
the prince is said to bo an admirable
organizer. The purpose of the exhibition
is to introduce to the direct attention of
Europeans , in tlio world's metropolis , all
that is best of our productions from the
farm , the mines , the factories and the
mills all thu best results of the inventive
genius of our people , with the best ovi-
Uoncos of the industrial progress of the
nation in every department. The project
Appeals at once to the pride , interest and
patriotism of the American people , and
the enterprise ought to receive general
nnd generous support. If carried
i out us the plan of the projectors
contemplates , the exhibition cannot fail
to prove a revelation to Europeans , for it
jmist bo remembered that of the ten mil
lions of people who visited the centennial
exposition at Philadelphia the number of
Xuropoans is said not to hayo exceeded
one per cent. That such an exhibition , if
ol the character and extent that it should
te , would bo a source of ultimate adyant-
gze to all interests represented , does not
limit of a rational doubt.
An town Knight. '
The trite old aphorism , "When rogues
fall out , " etc , had a somewhat vigorous
Illustration In the * Iowa democratic con
vention last Thursday. The incident that
gave spirit and splco to the asscmblapn ,
and without which the convention would
have bcnit a rathrr tame and common-
plaro ntl'alr , was the introduction of a resolution
elution denouncing the state senators
who accepted pny , amounting in each
case to ? 210 , for the time preceding the
Brown impeachment trial during which
the senate was not in hpssion. If a dyna
mite bomb had exploded right in theeen-
tor of the hall it could not have created
greater confusion limn ensued upon the
reading of this resolution , and one of tlio
salary-grabbers , Senator Knight of lu-
ljiiqutbounded from his spat with tlte sud
denness and agility which characicri/.o
the movements of a man who sits down
hard on the pcnetratlng'cudof a bent pin ,
Mr. Knight waved his white
hat above his head , and with
llailting eye and warlike mien chal
lenged ' .ho attention of the startled and
perspiring bourbons. He was evidently
loaded for the occasion , and ho poured
out hot shot with Galling gun rapidity.
Ho characterized the resolution as a lie
and its author as a liar , and demanded
that before the convention ventured to
brand men as rascals who hail taken a
few hundred dollars from the state treas
ury , it would bettor turn its attention to
the evils and abuses of the national ad
ministration. The circumstantial way in
which the valiant Knight indicated to Ids
fellow-democrats the subjects which
might properly receive then-denunciation
was to the last degree confounding , and
tlio frantic and howling mob lied in dis
order from the meeting place.
It is refreshing to got the rare treat of
a candid and straightforward confession
from a domocract of the hollowness and
insincerity of the party's professions. In
the present instance Mr. Knight left
nothing to bo desired in that direc
tion. Ho declared what every honest
democrat in tlio country will
concede , that the politicians of the party
do not approve the general course and
policy of the president and that their
proclamations to tlio contrary are false
and meaningless , and ho furthermore de
clared what every intelligent citizen
knows that the present administration is
far from being invulnerable , and all talk
about its exceptional purity and honesty
is the merest fustian. Although the con
vention adopted the denunciatory reso
lution and indulged in the usual "ful
some llattory" of the president , the dem
ocracy of Iowa must bear throughout the
campaign the weight of Mr. Knight's
angry , though not therefore less truthful ,
accusation of insincerity and dissimula
tion , and of his candid and'just arraign
ment of the democratic administration.
Gladstone Against the I-Mold.
Tlio BEK'S special cablegrams tins
morning give an interesting review of
the English elections with side lights
from such distinguished Irishmen as
Justin M'Carthy and Timothy Harring
ton. Mr. M'Carthy ' writes from Ulster
bringing cheering news of a probable
nationalist gam in the strongnold of
Orangeism , and the correspondent from
Dublin predicts that whatever the result
in England the Irish "phalanx will bo
found as solid in 1880 as that of the Sons
of Liberty in Now York in 1770. "
.The ministers may bo beaten
across tlio channel , but Parnell
and his supporters who have brought
homo rule almost within sight will again
sit in Westminster to force the issue to a
successful conclusion , even in the face ot
an adverse majority.
In England tlio contest is between Glad
stone and the Qeld. The issue must not
bo mistaken. Many of the so-called lib
eral unionists are friends to home rule
whilst opposed to Mr. Gladstone's plan.
Such men as Bright and Chamberlain
and Caino are agreed upon the necessity
of Irish reform , and are as strongly op
posed to coercive measures as many
of Mr. Gladstone's followers. They
have split with the premier not
upon the principle of homo rule but upon
its application. In consequence , all the
liberal-unionists may bo counted upon to
oppose any attempt to renew the era of
coercion in Ireland , whilst most of thorn
will unite in supporting a modilied meas
ure of homo rule If Gladstone's defeat car
ries with it , as it doubtless will , the defeat -
feat of his ministry and his bill. Up to
hist returns , Mr. Gladstone's followers
had lost seven scats In the contested elec
tions of the week. Scotland gives indi-
lions of being strongly Gladstonian
and Ireland of more than holding her
own. The English boroughs are not
polling the expected vote , and the hopes
of largo liberal gains have been disap
pointed. Hut the most decisive elections
are yet to come. If the ministry is de
feated it will bo probably by a majority
so small that it will bo diilicult for either
lories or u coalition of Its opposing fac
tions to form a government which will
last many months. Whatever the result ,
homo rule cannot bo defeated. Mr. Glad
stone's retirement may postpone thu day
but it cannot long obstruct the march of
political progress in Great Britain.
Jo IOHSop.s' Jjttst KfTort.
The appeal which the Panama canal
company made some time since to the
French government for authority to issue
a lottery loan of 000,000,000 , francs to con
tinue work on the canal has attracted at
tention for two important reasons ; If
the appeal of the company shall be de
nied , as may bo thu case notwithstanding
its great Inlluenco and the fact that it has
strong friends In the government , then
the end of the enterprise so far as the ex
isting company is concerned will have
come , nor is it likely thai any new organ-
izalion would take uu the unpromising
work. If , on Iho other hand , the govern
ment shall accede to the request of the
company there is likely lo arise a very
serious international Issue between the
United Stales and France , for nothing
could bo bettor assured than thai Iho
American people will not quietly submit
to the assumption by Iho French
government of any idontilication
with this enterprise. So long
us it is continued as a pnvnto undertak
ing there will bo no obstablo put in Iho
way of its progress , but any Inlerfornnco
on the part of the government of France
will bo resisted.
There is some reason to apprehend that
the well understood feeling of the Ameri
can people on this subject is rather
lightly regarded in' France , and will not
exert so much influence as it ought to do
in shaping the sentiment and action of
the government. There is a sort of
'patriotic faith In Dp Losscps that give
him crcat power , ami it is notitnprobabli
that tlio force of the Influence he cat
bring to bear , every bit of which ho am
his associates will marshal in this last an
prcme effort lo save the enterprise fron
threatened disaster , will bo stronj
enough lo overcome those who may op
pose their scheme because of the Intcrna
tional controversy in which it wouli
involve the two countries. Tliosi
having the most favorable mean :
of information predict that the chain
her of deputies will vote the bil
Introduced by the government nllowinf
the Panama canal company to isstio i
lottery loan , thereby so far associating
the government with the enterprise tha
when Ihis loan is exhausted , as il speedily
will be , il will become * a comparative ! ; )
easy mailer to force the completion o :
the projeet by the pressure of public sen
lime-til upon thu government. It win
doubtless this view of the very probable
result of the canal company's new loat :
scheme that prompted the introduction
in congress , some days since , of a resolu
lion declaring that the United States wil !
view with "great solicitude atiel disfavoi
this contemplated action of the i'rcnuli
government , or any other measure cal
culated to identify it with the Panama
canal. "
Those who at thn oulset condemned
Ihis project as impracticable long ago
found most ample justification of thoii
judgment. After the expenditure ol
nearly a thousand million francs upon
tlio work , oven a French govern
ment .agent sent to examine
it , and undoubtedly predisposed
in its favor , is unable to report anything
more encouraging of the canal than that
it is a possible undertaking , but that the
date of its completion and Iho cost lixcil
by M. de Lessops are mure than proble
matical. The additional six hundred
million francs which the company seeks
would not meet a fourth of the expendi
ture yet to be made. The Panama canal
is the monumental failure of the nine
teenth century.
Another Vunilci'liilt Girt.
Cornelius Yandorbilt , thu present head
of the family , has added another gift tc
Iho number which have been made latelj
by those of his name , which is perhaps si
more practical benefaction than any oi
ils predecessors. Mr. Yandorbilt is about
to erect for the benefit of Hie employes
of Iho New York Central and allied lines
a largo building in New York city , foi
which he proposes lo pay out of his own
private purse. The structure will be
free for all his railroad employes. It
will contain bathrooms , gymnasium and
bowling alleys in the basement ; a read
ing room , library , room for games and
olliccs on the lirst lloor ; a largo hall for
general meetings and rooms for classes
on the second lloor , and rooms for jani
tor's family and sleeping rooms for men
coming in late or detained
in the citv over night in
the upper story. In addition there
will be a theatre with a stage for private
theatricals , lectures , concerts and devo
tional exercises , anil a room for the rail
road branch of the Young Men's Christian
Association.
In his letler lo Iho dircclors of Iho Now
York Central , making Ihe tender , Mr.
Yandcrbilt calls attention to a well
known fact , which should have a wider
appreciation among employers. This is
Unit all experiments looking lo Ihe wel
fare and comfort of employes have been
proved lo foslcr and promote
good feeling and secure better
service , while they cause a general
recognition of common interests in'the
joint work of employers and employed.
This is a phase of socialism lo which none
can lake exception. It is a method of
distributing surplus wealth which bene
fits alike the benefactor and the boucli-
ciurics. Good wages are not everything ,
after all. Employers who interest them
selves in their employes' welfare and
minister to their wants are in turn repaid
by the interest which their employes
take in promoting the worlc of
thu establishment. Many a workingman -
ingman has declined to leave his
job for higher wages because ho was at
tached to an employer who felt thai Ids
whole duty to his men did not end with
giving them employment. Mr. Vundcr-
bill has done much lo redeem Iho Yan
dorbilt name from tlio odium which the
avarice of the commodore and 'tlio arro
gance of the commodore's son attached
to it in publio estimation. This latest
gift is only one of the many private benefactions -
factions which young Vaudcrbilt has been
distributing during the past ten years
among Iho worklugmen and poor of New
York.
Tlio BInrfllial's Inconipatcucjr.
The packing house organ returns to the
charge and attempts lo bolster up Mayor
Hoyd's remarkable change ot fronton the
marshulahip question by protesting'thai
Marshal Ciimmings is incompcilonl.
Wo have seen no evidence lhat the pres
ent marshal is not as efficient as any of
his predecessors. Omaha la a largo city
with a small police force , which cannot
bo materially increased because lax
dodging runs riot and Iho levy for police
purposes is limited by law.
Marshal Cumings has done his bust
with the forces under Ins command.
Where one policeman is expected to
cover five square miles ot ground it is
manifestly absurd to berate the marshal
for incompcloncy because an occasional
burglary or free fight takes place with a
policeman blocks away.
Tills paper has no interest in the police
force , except to see il make the bcsl
of a bad job in covering an immense ter
ritory with a few men. The marshal has
given satisfaction to all but the kid-
gloved democrats of the packing-house
brand , and violators of thu law and or
dinances , To please tlio one he would
have lo please Iho other. Ills chief in-
competency seems to bo his failure lo fol
low oul Mayor Hoyd's peculiar interpre
tations of the law which do nol always
agree will ] the letler of tlio statutes.
YAI.U has won Iho unlversiiy race witli
Harvard , and thus gains Ihe champion
ship of the American Thames for thn
current year , lint as Columbia has beaten
Harvard , the question of supremacy be
tween Yale and Columbia is still un
settled.
M
Tur supply of brick in Omaha is not
equal to the demand. There is a splendid
opening in Omaha for several largo
brickyards.
MiMlBMMBMHHM MMHMBBBHV
THE Fourth of July orator is in
his glory this year , Ho has two days in'
which to eut Ijiu eagle loose.
A Vlrllllnuf , Stroke.
The county commissioners who fc
deeply insulted because * one Head cxei
clscel his prerogative as a citl/.cn <
Omaha and questioned tlio correctness c
the assessment are , highly elated ovc
what thp.y think a brilliant stroke of ai
fority. This consists In lowering insten
of raising certain nsspsnnents , as de
mamled. In Ihis way the commissioner
propose to show whaindangerous matte
it is for any 0110 to venture to mcetdl
with the annual job of stroking Ihe back
of lax shirkers hnd pulling Hi
screws on the men of moderate mean !
So far as Mr. Hoaetys chnriros agalns
certain firms were concerned , we ar
quite ready to admit that lie probabl ,
attacked In some instances the vronj
men. Ono cflect of the mvostigatioi
which ho forced was lo bring out ; the dis
proportionate taxation borne by ou
jobbers and wholesalers. Il was propc
in Iho commissioners , lids being Iho case
lo reduce the assessments where the ,
worn manifestly too high. Hut it was a
highly improper in the board lo pcrforn
its action in a manner intended to en ?
discredit upon honest inquiries into ta :
dodging nnd to leave the impression thn
Head's ' charges had only operated to th
disadvantage of Iho county instead o
drawing ollieial attention to the recklcs
disregard of the revenue law by our clt ;
assessors.
If the county commissioners rcall ;
wish to make a brilliant stroke lot then
raise tlio assessment in real cstalo in tin
Third ward 25 per cent , double tlio as
sessmenl on unimproved property licit
by wealthy capitalists In the First am
Second , and cast their ollieial pencil
down the lists of the Fifth nnd Sixth. I
is sheer folly for the board lo protein
thai tlioy cannot lower or raise the ag
grcgato assessment They know belter
Under the staluto they are bound K
equalize Ihe assessment whatever tin
result upon tlio totals. Their business i :
to correct inequalities in the assessment
An Incrodso or a decrease incident ti
equalization is entirely legal. The mos
brilliant stroke ot business which SOUK
of tlio board could make would botokcei
sober for a few days while they arc at
tending to the business of Iho county.
ENGLISHMAN are said not lo lake kindly
to bananas , which lire just being intro
duccd in that country. The banana skit
game which is so successfully opcratut
on the sideiwatk is probably the cause o :
Hritisli dislike lo Hie fruit.
TIIK wooden sidewalks must como uj
and stone and concrete walks take llicii
place on our business streets. Cliairmai
House will discover tiis ' fad in Hie ncai
subsequently. j
ABOUT
There are-no newsboys In the City 01
Mexico. The papers are all.sold by women
who hold them out to i sscrs-by , but novel
bay a word.
Miss llatlle Donnlson' ' . wljb was last yeai
IKJstwistiess of Vancouver , ' , W. T. , was UK
lirst woman to receive presidential ollico In
the territory.
Mrs. llayward , an JJiiKlish woman , ha1
been engaged as professor of oratory in the
Cincinnati law school. ! Th'o students like
, the innovation. e ' <
, Out of 400 women whbjkeop dram-shops in
New York city only ono'lsnii American. This
is a statement of which our countrywomen
may well feel proud.
Miss Jlcbecca Williams , a Baltimore belle ,
recently had her portrait painted by the
famous Cabatial , of Paris , at a cost ol
50,000.
A Woman's Labor union has been Incor
porated at San Francisco for the purpose ol
inanufacturlni ; wearing apparel , cstabllslniifi
laundries , eating-houses , restaurants and
reading-rooms.
Flora Fairbanks , of Sowaneo , Tenn. , will
have charge of a now hospital which is uboul
to be eslablishod in Nunhvlllo throtifih hei
exertions. She Is training to become an
Episcopal Sister of Mercy.
Miss Winifred Edgerton , of Wellesly col
lege , has been tuade a Doctor of Phllosouhy
cum laude by Columbia college. She Is the
first woman who has received this mark of
distinction from Now York's great univer
sity.
sity.At
At a six-nays type-setting contest hehlln
Boston lately between female compositors
three of the women beat the best record
made In a similar contest the week before
between male compositors from leading
newspaper olllccc.
The Brooklyn Bureau of Charities lias
started a laundry In which washing and Iron
ing will ho done In a wholesome homelike
manner , thus providing employment for com
petent women. Incompetent and needy
women will be instructed how to wash and
iron properly , theieby lilting them to earn a
living.
Miss Alice IJ. Jordan , attorney and coun
selor , and solicitor In chancery of the state
of Michigan , is pursuing her studies at the
Yale law school with marked success. She
lately made her maiden argument In thu
presence of her classmates and many old
lawyers , who received her long and ctfcctlyo
speech most cordially.
One of the busiest and most onorcetlc
women In literature Is Shirley Dare ( MrB.
Susan I ) . Powers ) . She not only writes
practical and entertaining books on house
hold and sanitary topics but also keeps her
own house unaided , uardonscnthuslastlcally ,
writes pungent editorials tor the Boston Sat
urday livening ( Jazotto , the Now York Mall
and Express and the Outing , and thu last
winter as a diversion from regular jour-
nali.stlo work she translated on Italian epic ,
a French work on art , and a Hungarian
novel.
The proportion of women who engage In
ocRiiuatlon outside the household is hiuallitr
In Iho United States than in foreign coun
tries , but In no country ) r * the proportionate
number engaged In superior , iiidu.slrlnl occu
pations crpial to thai In tills country. Of the
-i.iUT.ltW women In work Without the shelter ,
D95,000 of them are engaged1 In agriculture ,
most of them colored women In the eoiithem
states ; fttj , < X > J of them aru u c manufactories ,
nf whom about one-haU nro In Now York ,
Masbacliiibotts and Pennsylvania ; US-,000 ; are
milliners , etc. . and 02,00 aie tailors. Of the
forty-four occupations reworded as ' 'personal
service , " 40 lind women i In , lhem. The .Vi5
female Burgeons and phyMcions In 1HTO have
Increased to ' . ' ,4T4 , the 7 Iftwyci'o to 75 , the ( K
clergymen to 105 , the ninnbUr of laundries
Iromill.COJInlHTO ' to 123,000and 10.003of
these are kept by'womciiv ;
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A. Very Korioim , 'ault.
Atlanta C'o > ij > tftu/im. (
We are to have some more 'north polo ex
peditions. The only trouble.aboul these ex
peditions Is lhat tlio wrong men go and get
lost.
Vlewml WltlilHitrust.
Kew locfe 'J'imci. '
The members af the Untied States scnato
certainly do not appreciate the growing dis
trust with which that body is ni urdi'd by the
people of this country.
Not Yet Awliilo.
( . ' /ifttjtfo Xeict.
An attempt is being made to re-open the
Payne bribery case In the United State * sen
ate. If the reitort that six senators were
bought for S5Q.COO apleco Is true the old l > oys
have struck a rich vein nnd don't mean to
quit working it while It. pays.
, Jjoycl Headed.
11'u ! ! Strut Xtwt.
"Now , J mes , " ho said to Ills new sou-In-
law. wlicu the couple had returned from their
brldnl tour , "you have money , and you wl !
probably want to speculate more or ICJR. Yo
of course know that I am a broker ? " "Vc !
sir. " "And In case you make any deals
"Certainly , sir ; but you should roincmbo
that while rlretnnstiutccs make n father-In
law , choosing your broker Is a matter of btu
luess. "
Concerning Miss Hose Kllznhctli.
IVilMiftfjihfd llecoiil.
President Cleveland Is said to have re
coutly offered his sister ISose nn Income o
50,000 per annum If she would quit Itterar ;
woik Torn time and take n Ulp abroad , bu
she di'Cllned , preferring the life ot Indepen
dcnco she had enjoyed bcforo she went t
Washington. In making a recent coutrac
lo tnko the editorial charge of a Chimp
magazine she la said to have expressly sllpn
luted that the publisher should not altemp
to make capital out of her late conucctlui
with white house ninilra.
AVatt orson's Views.
Huston Globe ,
Colonel Henry Wntteison writes back froti
London with native fr.tnkncss that a full
blooded Anglo-Saxon can never bo wholl ;
civilized ; that Bulwer was a brute am
Dickens a sham ; that Gladstone killed tin
Irish bill to save the Issue , and thai Ihcro an
not half a dozen men In either house ol
congress with enough COUITIEO to tell tin
truth. The Colonel Is not llkelv to llnd any
Ihlng In life worth living for till ho gets lc
Borne and bluffs Minister Boyd Wiuehestei
on a single discard and a pair of deuces.
- - - -
1'rcRldontinl Wit.
"Daniel , " said the president , "what dh
you Ihlnk of my wit In thu veto messages' . "
And his cxi'clluncy leaned back In the chah
and passed his hands one over another , while
his face beamed with confident expectancy.
The private secretary hesitated a momenl
or two before icplylng ; then blurted out , Im
pulsively : "It was admirable , sire admira
ble 1 There hasn't been anything like II
wince .Itiiubo died I"
And peace nnd good-will reigned between
the president nud his private secretary
thrtuiL'hout all Iho yellow hours of Hie sum
mer day.
IHottor Things.
Gcftrae .Ifitci/iiniiM. /
Better to smell the violet cool than sip the
glowing wine ;
Belter to hark a hidden brook than watch a
diamond shine.
Better the IOVP of a gentle heart than beauty' :
favor proud ;
Belter the roses living sued than roses In a
crowd.
Better to live in loneliness than to bask in
love all day ;
Better the fountain -In the heart than the
fountain by the way.
Better bo fed by a mother's hand than cat
alone at will ;
Better to trust in Hod than say , "My goods
my storehouse lill. "
Better to bo a little wise than in knowledge
to abound ;
Better to teach n child than toll to fill perfec
tion's louiui.
Better to sit at a master's feet lhan thrill a
listening state ;
Better suspect that thou ait proud lhan be
sure that Ihou ai t great.
Better to walk the real unseen than watch the
hour's event ;
Better the ' 'well done at the last than the air
with shouting lent. "
Better to have a quiet grief lhan a hurrying
delight ;
Better the twilight of Ihe dawn than the
noonday burning bright.
Better a death when work is done than
Earth's most favored birth ;
Bettor a child In Rod's great house than the
King of all the earth.
STATE AND T1311IUTOUV.
Nebraska Jottings.
A ten-year old tot very gay
Beside her pa's chair did luy
A mammoth firecracker !
With a tizz , bang and yell.
And an almlghty"Oh well I" '
Papa proceeded to whacker.
Lightning rod swindlers are working
Wayne county.
Michael Mahcr , of Dodge county , has
patented a car coupler.
A young men's republican club has
been organized in Grand Island.
Jake Morgan decorated the Kearney
posiollico with forget-me-nots.
Broken How is preparing to receive the
lirst railroad the latler part of July.
Largo stock yards are being built at
Long Pine by the Elkhorn Valley road.
Another coal find Is reported in Holt
county , on the farm of James II. Hush-
ton.
Twenty-lhrco trains arrive in and de
part from tlio depot in Hastings every
day.Dr.
Dr. Hear wpro a photograph of Omaha
federal building in Iho procession at Nor
folk.
folk.Business
Business buildings under way in Has
tings now show a lolal frontage of U5S
feet.
feet.O'Neill's
O'Neill's latest building scheme is n
$12,000 hotel , on which work will begin
at an early uay.
Mrs. A. H. Burr , of Edgar , was thrown
backwartl out of a buggy , sustaining injuries -
juries of a painful nature.
Plallsmoulh wants a now depot very
bad , but not bad enough to give up lower
Main street as rcqueslcd by Iho H & M.
The journalistic ) polecat of North Bend
was quurnntinoa three miles from
: hu picnic grounds during the celebra
tion.
tion.Tho
The assessed valuation of nroportv In
aoward county foots up $2,783,745. The
lax levy is 123 mills for Sowarel city and
county.
Paul Nomccheek of Huinboldt dropped
i firecracker in a gasoline barrel. A
burned hand and a blistered shin was his
reward.
The new Methodist church in Beatrice
will bo dedicated July 11. The building
s lUOxlGS , of brick and slono , anil cost
$1)0,000. )
Chadron is going inlo Iho water works
business on u generous scale. A stock
company has-been organized to invest
? 4OI)0 in a young plant.
The Hammond boys of Fronton t cole-
Imtled by opening up a now suite of cell-
oriul rooins and treating the friends of
the Tribune lo Ihe bust in Ihe house.
Futhor Martin read the 400th chapter of
.ho forly-ycar "Conflict"lo the assembled
thousands in Dakota City. Its olleet was
magical at thu lemonade stand.
Candidates are beginning to lassel oul.
Scores of thuin are abroad in every
counlv , all ready to suorifico themselves
for three dollars u day and perquisites.
Lightning struck thu house of John
LJorner , near AlcCook , and knocked the
Family into it corner. They recovered In
time to lini.sh Ihe meal disturbed by that
unwelcome visitor.
Long Pine is exeitoil over Iho water
works question. As au economicpropo -
sitlon , water evokes little enthusiasm
there , but the works would bo highly
ornamental to the ) town.
A conspicuous feature of Fremont's
celebration was a corsage boquet of ca-
tulpa leaves from Seymour park , worn by
Nat Smalls. This is Ihu approved in
signia of harmony.
The financial condllion of North Platlu
is deplorable. The levy for the present
year is already exhausted , and the town
trustees urn anxiously looking for somu
inoahs to ease up the treasury ,
Howard Cannon , Charles McNeeloy
and Samuel Dishong weru tirrcsled in
Weeping Water last week for lilling Mis
souri Pueilio freight cars. They were
taken to Plattsmouth and caged ,
A bix-for-a-dollar fakir struck North
Platte early last week and skinned th
town thoroughly. Ho distributed $100 Ii
prizes and raked In $500 , The town ofl'cr
n permanent situation to a fool-killer.
Harry ln ly "skipped by the light o
mo iiionn" from Shelton recently , louv
injj his friends nnd relatives in tlio lurol
for various sums , ranging from So to $2
The Fremont , Klkhorn & Missouri val
Ipy railroad has o Do red to put up largi
shops nt Fremont If the citizens of tha
town would make it an Inducement fo
them to do so.
Kmil Merita , n five-year-old at Pierce
lunched on poison berries and died.
.1. M. MoDonough , of the O'Neill Trl
liune , sallied fourth on the ! W. tippet
foaming schooners with Tom O'Day am
swapped plans for legislative and con
grossiotiul honors.
The business of the Valentino lam
ollice for , luni ) has Increased $ ! ) ,000 ovc :
the business of May , thus making it tin
largest month's business within the his
lory of the ollico. The amount of 11101103
handled was ? UO,000.
J. F. Walters and nn accomplice in tin
insurance t business wore arrested in ) ;
kola City last week for swindling a funnel
oul of Sia1) by bogus notes. Walters is :
rosidpnt of Sarpy county , and stands r
fair chance of removing to Lincoln.
The Knights of Labor of PuplPion will
entertain the brethren of Omaha ttexi
Saturday. Base ball , horse and human
races , and other sports , will bo arranged
for the visitors , 1,201) ) of whom are ex
pected.
P. F. O'Sulllvan , of the West Poinl
Progress , wore pictures of Parnell and
Gladstone embowered in Immortals , the
light of liberty peeping through the
leaves. He has slopped twisting the1
lion's tail and now strokes Ihe spine with
the grain.
Six thousand acres of land near Tim-
bcrvillo , a few miles from Fremont , com
prising Iho "farm" of the Standard Cnlllo
company , wore finally transferred to that
company and the deeds recorded last
week. The ! aggregates cash paid for Iho
land was S1JW.UOO.
The young son of Farmer Bailey , of
Plalte county , took a bath in Shell creek ,
and thoughtlessly hold on to the lariat of
his horse while in the wator. The horse
suddenly dashed oil' , drugging the boy
over the prairie for a quarter of a mile.
The boy escaped serious injury.
Mrs. Cal Walton enjoys the distinction
of being the white wife of a colored cal-
sominer in Plattsmouth. She frequently
takes a contract to illuminate the town
with a bolllo or two for brushes. Last
week she spilled herself over the county ,
and narrowly escaped. Cal allirms ,
"drivin1 dat ole ma'uli into dn ribber. "
Grand Island went a thousand miles
from home some months ago to contract
for a stool jail. The product of the Cin-
cinnali cheap John was put up recently.
Thursday night six crooks confined in the
cage sawed thok way out and cscauotl.
The case with which the prisoners got
outside of the bars proved that Ihe crib
was useless for the purposes intended.
A crazy man visited Iho homo of widow
Hoot , near Exeter , one evening last week
and begged for protection irom men
who lie imagined wcro pursuing him to
take hi ? life. Ho was given u berth in
the granurj , but during the night he
juuinod through a window in the house ,
lanaing in a bulldog's mouth , lie was
arrested and jailed , and the snakes ban
ished. His name is Cariithers and he
hails from Adams county , Iowa.
Iowa Items.
A largo creamery is to be bo huilt at
Inwood.
George Godfrey , who forged and cashed
a note at Ottumwa Ihirteeti years ago ,
has been run down and jailed.
The DCS Moines Street railway com
pany has filed articles of incorporation ,
with a capital stock of ? 500,00 ( ) .
John G. Goetz , of Burlington , has been
fined § ,10J for violation of an injunction
restraining him from selling liquor.
A scheme lo establish alri-slalo fair as
sociation is on foot and being pushed by
leading citizens of Iowa , Illinois and
Missouri.
A steam road roller is to bo procured
by the city authorities at Dubuiiuc , at a
cost of $5,000. Il is to bo used in macad
amizing the strccls.
A slock company is being formed by
Ihe business men of Schaller for thu pur
pose of creeling a large brick hotel , three
stories high , at a cost of 25,000.
Burlington's city debt amounts to
about $480,000 , mostly duo for aid to rail
roads and the accumulated compound
interest during their contest in court.
The internal revenue collector at Dav
enport did an increased business the past
fiscal year , notwithstanding prohibition.
Receipts amounted to ! ? 2371,405 ! , an in
crease of $400,000 over last year.
The state boarel of health has just pub
lished in pamphlet form the health laws
of the state , comprising all the laws
passed ut Iho lalo session which bear in
any way upon Ihe health of the people.
Mr. and Mrs. Lyman Babcook , of Dav
enport , have been longer married than
any olher couple In Iowa. For sixty-
eight years have they logclher traveled
Ihe rugged yet ros } ' path ot life , and at
the ago ot eighty-eight and eighty-five ,
respectively , give promise of passing
more lhan one more of Iho milestones ol
wedded life.
Wyoming.
Ftilher Ntigont was presented with an
elegant gold chalice and a pur.su of $100
on his departure from Cheyenne.
A lightning bolt caressed u cowboy
on a ranch near Kgbert , but only suc
ceeded In killing his pony. The cowboy
was loaded.
John F. Carroll is holding down the
city department of the Cheyenne Sim in
fluent stylo. Ho wields the ftibor as
gracefully us ho did the lariat or calf
brand.
Stunner Johnson , a well known news
paperman , squatted on a valuable claim
near Fctternmn. Some rook sharps ills-
covered that thn claim covered a ioul :
mine largo enough to warm Ihe territory
for a gonunitioii , and they Immediately
in.stilutcd u contest and ousted Sunnier
irom u fortune.
The transfer of Father Nugent , parish
priest of Cheyenneto Kawlins.hus stirred
up bad fooling among the Catholics of thn
Magic Cily , and they are ventilating their
wrath in the papers. Thu.y charge Bishop
O'Connor with selfish motives in "endeav
oring lo conccnlralo Ihu west m Omaha , "
in nn educational sense , Tlioy claim thai
he will nol permit tiny school in Iho dio-
[ ese U > receive regular boarderb , and eilo
as examples thu convent of the Holy
Child at Cheyenne and Iho convent pur
chased und endowed by John Fit/.goruld
in Lincoln. Thu o schools tlioy claim urn
not permitted to kuup boarders.thusforc.
ing that class of scholars to Omaha. The
Sun says , "Iho Catholic people of Wyom
ing strongly tirgo iigainsl Bishop O'Con
nor lhal nol only IslhoirspirUiial wolfuro
subordinated to the spiritual welfare of
his Nebraska people , biilcommorcially
his eflbrisare directed toward repressing
nnd discouraging all efforts lo build up
nnd sustain Cutliolio institutions which
inighl in any way interfere with the suc
cess of similar institutions in Omaha. "
A Htirncil BluuKlitcr House.
Saturday at 11 o'clock the old
slaughter house on Loavtmworlh street ,
near the Catholic cemetery , formerly
owned by Fre.d Hiekstoin and latterly by
Darker brothers and C. K. Mayne , was
ilcstroyed by lire. Il was unoccupied
nnd must huvu been set in flames by
trumps. Thu engines were called by
telephone and responded , but could .find
no water. The building was Ihereforo
pcrmiUcd to burn and the Joss is about
tr PERRY J > A.VI&.j ' J
PAIN-KILLER
IS llEfOMMKtfbED BV
Physicians , Ministers , Missionaries Mi\rmprr |
of Vne-torks , Workshop * . , I'lnntntlott * ,
Nurses In Hopltals- snort , ovcrj
body everywhere who bai
over irlvon S trlaL
TAKBNirrrcu.vAU.vtT wiw. UR rou.vn \ xr.v ?
r.vn.i.No conn roii
sunniJN COLDS , ciULfe , PAINS IN
TIIK STOMACH , CllAMt > S , SUM-
itER AKD HOWEL COMPLAINTS -
PLAINTS , SOUK
T11UOAT , &c.
ArPMEn BSTKIlNAUiV ,
IT IS THE MOST JFrreTIVR AM ) 1IKST I.tN'IMSVT
OX F.AIITlt tXI
SPRAINS , BRUISES , IWBMAT1SM.
NEURALGIA , TOOTH-ACHE ,
BURNS , FROST-BITES , Kc.
Prices , 26c , , 60c. and $1,00 per BoM.
FOR SALE BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS
of Imitations.
Nebraska national Bani
OMAHA , NEBRASKA.
Paid up Capital $250,001
SuplusMny 1 , 1885 23OOJ
II.V. . YATKS , President.
A. E. TotT7.Ai.tN , V'ioo Proslilont
W. H. S. HUGHES , UnsUtor.
. 111UBOTOH8I
TIT . V. MOIUE , JOHN S. COLMN
U.V. . YATKS , LEWIS S. RKKIJ.
A. R. Totmi.iN ,
BANKING OFFICE :
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General JlimkUw Uusluojj lV.vtua.3t3l.
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KXIIAUhTraiorrowerl'KKMAiUItlll.Y WAST
Pl > may flml a in-rfwl mul rsllublc rur lii jl < .
.
v all rrunch Husk-Inns nnil belna rnp
lUciH'sjrully Intro'Jiicnl hoie. All wc krnlnnloijefl anj
drain * pn > m | < tlr checked. TKKA'i'lsfe plfinc new *
rnnil im-il lca.1 cn < ! onn > tntnUi , KCL , I'll f. I' . Conmltw
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Biuiio practice mul treatment used In tlio boa
hospitals. Kldnoy dlsonsoi , nil blood nuJ skin
cll.-oiisi'B n spoeiiilty. Clcurutlons , olil sores , nnJ
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