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Notice.
Mr. II. M. Bnslincll , formerly editor o
the PJnltsinouth Herald , nnd n journalis
of acknowledged ubillty , will take chart ;
of our Lincoln news bureau to-day. Mi
Jnckman fs no longer connected will
in any capacity.
HAVE wo nnlmlrnmn of tlio board o
public works ? It so what Is he doing ?
WITH Jnolino in Sing Sing , Most blow
ing his bellows in the penitentiary , Bud
dcnsick serving his ten years for man
slaughter , and Maxwell condemned t <
experiment with a rope stricture on hi
neck , it looks t\9 if the jury system hai
yet some life in It nnd that some of ou
courts still stand for law , order nw
pec.co. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _
"Irwill bo a cluol to death , " write ;
Michael Davitt , "should Gladstone be do
fcated at tlio general elections ; should thi
tmholy combination among Salisbury
llartington and Chamberlain succeed ii
persuading the electors to return a major
ity against home rule then one of tin
most vital crises in the modern history
of Ireland , and of England , perhaps , wil
Jmvo to bu fought bofweim the Irish nn
tional strength and coercion. There mus
be a duel to the death. "
THE New England fishmongers art
quieting down In their demands that the
government should precipitate a wai
% vith Great Britain over the codfish ami
mackerel question. The nmphibiotif
Dolphin is scarcely a match for the entire
tire British navy.although it lias proved
qufto tho'Ctjual of Secretary Whitney ant
his landshark advisers of the navy do
partment. Mr. Bayard is working hare
to uritanglo tlio fishery question , and he
should bo loft entirely alone until IK
gives the job up in disgust. Then congress
gross should cut the Gordian knot by cut
ting off the senseless protection on the
products of an ocean which is free to all ,
WHAT will follow the defeat of Mr
Gladstone's homo rule bill is uncertain
Tfio small majority by which themoasun
was defeated gives the premier the oplior
between resigning and dissolving parlia
incut. But there is no absolute construinl
upon tile sovereign to agree to a clissolu
tion when the ministry has been defeated
od , nnd it is not yet contain that the queen
will fool called upon to summon anothci
parliament before the close of the sunv
mor season. In fact , il rumors are to be
bcllovcd , Mr , Gladstone is as anxious to
postpone ( ho general election as her maj
esty is fo prevent its occurrence.
discontent produced a movement
' ( i&L&cliind'a freedom , Ireland at peace
* ) frjPurnoiTfioSi dTo * > feoX'gJ > f n tory par-
, " llinnoat. fT&oonltghTmjf anjT rnnniftJ
oa'tVnges nro renewed it will noi bo 3Ifti"
onlt'to discover the cause. Tills abstl-
rfenYo from disorder wis duo to the hope
- of ; the Irish that they would receive what
. , they"wanted. . It looks as if It was in-
L tprpretcd to moan that there is no urgent
' occasion for doing anything to allay the
discontent which no longer takes a violent
expression. This practically amounts to
KMlotilication to the Irish people that it
Was1 only by means of "outrages" that
tli'oy could direct the attention of Eng
land to their case. They have allegetl
ttils to bo the fact and the Englisli have
domed it. _ _
ST. PAUL and Minneapolis are now on-
j.K > yi K t"o luxury of fast trains. Chicago ,
.5 Sin Louis , Pittsburg , Indianapolis , Haiti ,
jjfjibre'and Washington have long derived
tlio benefits of rapid trausit connections ,
Oiuaha is not yet so favored. She prob
ably will remain so until a lively competition -
petition among the trunk lines which
run from the Missouri to Chicago forces
Bomo road to start the bull moying by the
establishment of a fast train service ,
The stock argument against the ostab-
' llshmnnt of the fust trains is that they do
Hot pay direct profits. This is
Admitted , Few probably of tlio
lightning expresses on the
fimimjrlvnuiti and Michigan Central
return actual profits on the trips. But
the advertisement from the increased ac-
. epinnicdations to tlio public pays heavy
nturns indirectly and ultimately will
Bring in direct profits from the crowding
of the fast trains themselves. Railroad
fwinsers are beginning to see this. Mr.
f Ghauncoy Uopuw , president of .the Now
, Yoi-LJ Central , when interviewed the
oMfct day , said , "Tlio fast trains are not
paying yet , but in spite of this I believu
'we'tiro destined to run much faster yet
'to reduce thotiiun between Chicago
lNcw York to sixteen hours , "
Where the Blioo Plnclics.
The dcspcrato fight which the lane
grant railroads are making in congrcsi
to prevent tlio forfeiture of their un
earned lands may delay the fin.il day o
reckoning , but cannot long postpone tin
settlement of a question In which tin
entire west is so vitally interested. Tin
debates on the bill to forfeit the unoarnct
Northern Pacific grant have brought on
some startling information regarding tin
reckless extravagance of the nation ii
squandering the public domain on spec it
lators nnd stock jobbers. The sun
total of lands donated to corpora
tloni cover an area nearly cqua
to the eight stales of Pennsylvania , Ohio
Illinois , Indiana , Michigan , Wisconsin
Iowa and Missouri , nn area equal to thi
empire of Germany , with the kingdom :
of Italy , Greece , Portugal nnd the Swis
republic thrown in. All of this Impcrla
domain was granted on certain fixed con
ditions with which In most instances thi
companies have not compiled. The bill :
to forfeit tlio grants nro In every instanci
based on the failure of the companies t <
comply with the granting law.
But the millions of acres of uncarnm
lands have been held for speculation
and are now Immensely . valuabli
to tlio great * speculators who Imvi
held them out of tlio market awaltingthi
inevitable riso. In thn case of the North
ern Pacific the proceeds of the govern
ment grants wore siilHsiont to uuild niu
equip the entire road , and tlio unearned
land remaining la valued at fron
$30,000,000 to $1)5,000,000. ) The smallci
sum has already been offered for it bi
English capitalists so soon as the fcai
that congress will interfere and rcston
thograntto the public domain is re
moved.
This is where the shoo pinches. Evcri
aero of unearned railroad landi
now retained by the companies i ;
stolen property , to which tin
corporation "fences" are attempting t <
secure a clear title. In the case of tin
Northern Pacific alone , the success of the
corporation attorneys in the senate menu :
a clear prolit of nearly a hundred million :
of dollars. Nearly seven years havi
passed since the date fixed by law wher
the unearned lands of that corporatlor
should have reverted to the government
but they still remain in the hands of thi
company. Th-jlr forfeiture would moai ;
a loss of millions to the men who have
milked the road dry by their stockjob
bing operations , and who now look to th <
sale of lands which they do not own tc
put the road once more on its feet.
How Lone ?
It is amusing to watch the quarrel !
among the followers of the star-oycc
goddess of reform and to listen to the
volley of charges and recrimination !
which the rival factions of the democracy
nro Hurling at each otiier. The battle
cry of freedom , "a tariff for revenue
only , " has been changed to the slogan
"a government for its revenue , " and the
most frantic efforts of Messrs. Morrison ,
Ilolman and Handall have proved quite
insufficient to restrain the charges
which the democratic majority have beer
making upon the treasury. Col. Morri
son oven went so far as tc
remind his impatient friends that there
is a democratic majority in thn house be
cause it wna believed that the republi
cans had been wasteful and that demo
crats would bo more economical. But
all to no avail. With a democratic ad
ministration in power and democratic
officials handling the money , the last pro-
loilse at economy has vanished. The ng-
grcgato of appropriations for this year
will bo greater than over. A majority of
thn departments nnd their bureaus nsl ;
larger sums than overwore voted to them
under a republican administration. The
private bills introduced to tap the
treasury exceed all previous records ,
Jcflcrsonmn simplicity and Jacksoniati
democracywhatever their former signili
canco , have been stored away in the cap
itol collar with none so poor as to do them
reverence. There is genuine pathos In
the wail of a leading democratic journal
which exclaims Indignantly : "Jnst hea
ven I What statesmanship bursts upon
the country from Washington ! Pension
bills , education bills , subsidy bills , rivet
nnd harbor bills , public building bills-
bills by the thousand to deplete the treas
ury nnd saddle the industry of the coun
try with greater burdens ; but no time
nnd no inclination to consider a measure
for the reduction of'taxation ! How long
will the patienoo of the nation endure the
control of these prolligato representa
tives ? "
Greotoy's Promotion.
Sovcral Washington correspondents ,
who ought to know better , are informing
readers of the pawers for which they
write that Captain Maadon's promotion
in the army will make Lieutenant Grceloy
p captain. This , wo are told , will give
tfc p7i n7tr.Jll 5SafejpgoIne tlic
broken-down' Arctic explore * ' to .a Btafl
position us major nnd assistant aifjut-mi
general. The promotion of Captain
Daniel Madden from the Sixth cavalry tea
a majority In the Seventh will not at all
nlfect the present status of Lieutenant
Greoloy. Mr. Greeley will roach a cap
taincy only when a vacancy occurs
hi his own regiment by the promotion
of ono of its captains. By nrmy usage
promotions below the rank of Held olll--
cors are made rcgimimtally. Above that
rank , they are mndn according to lineal
seniority. A lieutenant may stand at the
head of the. list of lieutenants in tlio
army for years audsco himself "jumped"
by his juniors time and again , so long an
vacancies occur -in the rank of captains
in oilier regiments thr.n his own , The
promotion must come in his own regi
ment.
This Is manifestly unfair and unjust.
The rule was originally adopted to pre
vent the expense necessary to make fre
quent transfers of otlicors from ono
regiment to another. The army was
then widely scattered and long overland
journeys , before the ago of strain had
brought every military post within rcas-
son.iblu tinu distance of each other , had
to bo made when nllicors passed from 0110
station to another In tliflorcnt sections of
the country. For this reason a system
was adopted which retained ollicers In
regiments which they joined as a second
lieutenant , until they leave to put on the
major's opauletls. The result is that in
some rcgimouU promotions are slow , in
othrrs rapid , some ofllcors fortunate ,
others unfortunate in rising through the
grades.
In jastico to all , the same principle of
promotion should apply iu the line that
applies in the Held nnd stall' . Seniority
of service , other thinjra uoing equal ,
should regulate mutters. Transfers car
now bo miulo readily nnd chrnply , anil
the argument against such a system ha <
no longer Us old force.
3Ir. Glntlstonc's Defeat.
The defeat of Mr. Gladstone and his
ministry on the second reading of the
bill granting home rule to Ireland will
oomo with a sense of bitter disappoint
ment to thousands who have no personal
interest In the great issue which it in
volves. The commanding courage re
quired for the introduction of sucli n
measure , the brilliant oratory bv which
it was defended , nnd the masterful re
sources displayed hi each successive step
of lU progress have won for the author
and defender the sympathy nnd
admiration of two continent * .
Envy and mnllco have assailed
him nt every point , disappointed
ambition ha ? dug pitfalls along his course ,
and a corrupt coalition of opposing
political Interests bound together by the
tlo of hatred to the promie'r have nt lasl
succeeded in their supreme effort to tlis
ledge him from the position which fet
more than half a century lie has held ni
the leader of liberal England , It is n
singular instance of the Irony of fate
that the defeat of the premier was clueflj
due to the men whom ho had mndo il
possible. to sit in parliament ,
the representatives of an enlarged fran
chise and of borough reform.
The defeat of the present homo rule
has been expected for more than a montli
past and the effect on this continent has
been to seine extent discounted. It enl }
postpones for a time the inevitable. The
most bitter opponent of homo rule is un
willing to admit that it settles anything
move than the refusal of the present par
liament to vote for political autonomy for
Ireland on the lines laid down by Mr.
Gladstone. But back of parliament lies
the great English working classes , ami
that political party which has never yul
failed to respond to the master voice ol
tlio liberal leader when raised in
advocacy of right and of justice to the
oppressed. To them must the linal ap
peal bo made. The rejection of the home
rule bill transfers the struggle from thu
benches of parliament to the polling
booths of Great * Britain. With the dis
solution of parliament , which cannot
long bo delayed , will begin the mightiest
conflict which England has witnessed for
J'C1U'3- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The Cable Ijfno Location ,
There is no good reason why -the cable
cars cannot run up and down Farnam
street if the company is so inclined. It ia
the natural thoroughfare to the west , the
grade is established to the city limits and
tiio traffic which it would furnish oilers
n strong argument in favor of the selec
tion. The street is wide enough to ac
commodate four tracks. Not more than
two would probably over bo occupied at
the same time , and even if all were for n
moment at a single point , used by the
street and cable cars , the public would
not bo inconvenienced. Farnam street ia
double tlio width of streets in many cities
which iind no difficulty in permitting
two tracks to bo operated along their
length.
The cable line would make every foot
ot Farnam street from the river up to the
city limits , business property. It would
do this for no other street. Wo believe
that the cable company would bo glad to
see its wav clear to operate tbo line
west on Farnam. It would be money iu
the pockets of every lot owner if they
could sec their way equally clear to urge
them to no so. A handsome bonus to in
duce the location of the cable
oars on Omaha's leading thoroughfare -
faro would bo a paying invest
ment to those who contributed.
On some of tlie other streets proposed the
grade is not yet fixed and on none have
pavements yet been laid beyond the rise
of Capitol hill. If some of our energetic
merchants on Farnnm street would take
hold of this question and push it for all
there is in it , property Owners along the
street could readily bo brought to see
where their interests lie or do not lie in
permitting any other thoroughfare to
reap the benefits of rapid transit.
Trin house lias passed the bill for the
repeal of t'.io pre-emption , timber cul
ture nnd desert lands acts. It now re
mains to bo seen whether the senate will
do its duty. If the republicans of the
senate act in accord with the notional
platform of the party they cannot do
otherwise than pass the bill. The repub
lican party through its national conven
tion declared itself in favor of thu aboli
tion of all laws for the benefit of land-
grabbers , and insisted that the remain
der of the public domain should bo re
served for the honest , actual home
steader. The republican fictiafc tiriw bos
an opportunity t9 put itself on record in
opposition' lo land-grabbers , sharks ,
monopolists and . alein syndicates. It
cannot afford at this stage to throw away
that opportunity.
JIiSTOiiUNS are calling attention to the
fact thailliQ Infant king of Spain enjoys
the almost unlquo distinction of having
been born a monarch. There is no other
llico distinction in the history of Spain ,
nor of England. In Franco there has
been only ono such instance , in the case
of John I. , in 1310. Alphonso XIII. enjoys -
joys no unique distinction in the way of
cramps and colic. King and peasant
alike nuint squirm nnd twist under their
leveling touch.
MOUK "authentic news" about Gcro-
nimo has been received by the war
department. A few clays ago General
Miles was pursuing him with signal fires
and Papago scouts towards San Carlos ,
nnd now the restive Apache is reported
ns having been in northeastern Mexico
butchering Greasers all the time. General
Miles' reformed methods of Indian war
fare ought to show up prcttsoon. . If
left much longer out iu the cold they will
freeze to death.
A SAK FHAKCISCO clergyman Is preach
ing a scries of sermons on the subject ,
"What Young Men Ought to Know. " It
ho ilocs hU text justice the series is not
likely to bo concluded for some years
to como.
TIIK oldest merchant ship afloat is said
to bo the bark "True Love" of London ,
launched in 1701. In this instance the
course of True Love seems to have run
prctly smooth.
Wnv are not the mandates of the clly
counpil regarding matters of public im
provement , put iuto effect by the board
of public works ? What is it for uuyhowf
CEUSOXS.
Mattlmw Arnold hag nnlvcct In New York
needier will spend the- summer In Europ <
sight seelne. '
Harry lllll , thp saloonkeeper of Now York
Is worth 31,000,000.
The duke of Westminster is the wcalthlcsi
land owner In England.
Miss Knto Field will go 'as far as Alaska it
her present lecturing tour ,
Tno gross receipts of Mary Anderson's sea
son are given at 5311,000.
Jones and Small vcro paid S'J.OOO for :
mouth's work In Baltimore.
Parke Godwin has got full control now 01
the Now Yoik Commercial Advertiser.
lr. Mnry Walker Is a llvlne Illustration o !
the well-known fact tluit clothes do not maki
the man.
Snrnh BoinhariU discovered her gcnlu <
while fitting on n dress. It Ims titled lie
over since ,
Archer and Wood , the English Jockeys
made the past year , 550,000 and 843,000 , ie
spcutlvely.
Marvin llughltt , tlio general manner o
the Northwestern railroad , was at ono time i
telegraph operator.
' Miss Cleveland will now retire fo a qulei
literary life , glad to leave the capital nnd II ;
fashionable hollowness.
Phil Armour , the Chicago pork packer , has
Just ctnaied $3,000,000 profit on Ids recent in
vestment of bonds of the St. Paul road.
J. It. llaggin , the California turfman , lone l <
ono of the richest men on the Pnclllc coast
He Is described as the Incarnation Of foreign
superciliousness.
Gpv. Hill of New York Is said to be con
templuUng matrimony. Ho has asked lor an
appropriation of SC.1,000 to refurnish the ex
ccutlvo mansion nt Albany ,
Pero Ilyaclnthe glorifies Gladstone. "His
elotucnce " the orator " tut
] , says pulpit , 13
grandest of any that this ago has pro
duced , "
Gardiner G. lluobanl , Professor Hell's
father-in-law , has purchased the place ad
joining that of President Cleveland. It con
tains about nineteen acics and WHS bough )
for 825,000.
Charles Dlckson , son of the late novelist ,
satlrbing the American exponents of the
Bacon Inn theory about Shakespeare , proves
by internal evidence that "Pickwick" was
written by Herbert Spencer.
Josslo Benton Fiomont has made a decided
Impression upon the social life of Washing
ton during the past season. She retains that
wondeiful charm of conversation which haa
always made her famous , and wherever she
Is found , Is always surrounded by enthus
iastic admirers.
John W. Young , the oldest son of Brigham -
ham Young , who has been the principal
agent of the Mormon lobby In Washington
during the present session of congress , Is
said to poMCbs many ot the remarkable qual
ities ot his lather. Including his wonderlul
energy and sclf-ieliauce. His mother was
the lirat of the nineteen wives.
Miss Rose Elizabeth Cleveland.
SailimicCourter. .
Ilosc Cleveland Is indeed a noble type ol
fho old maiden womanhood of the United
States , and long may she wave.
Clubs are Trumps.
Ctcle , VIMtt.
Van Wyck clubs are being rnlscd In every
countv In the state. Wo1 believe that t\\o-
thirds of the farmers of Saline county are
Van Wyck men club or no club.
Information Wanted.
Clitcagii Trlliilne.
Mysterious disappearance I Information
is desired concerning beautiful and Intelli
gent woman , MLss Ki.ink Folsom , who Went
into the white house and never came out
again. _
JJloro Incident in a Iloportor's Life.
Ilarpt ) ? H'crt/// / / .
A ( inaucial repoiteron the staff of n New
York dally jouinal got Into the councils of a
ring of speculators and cleared SISU.OOO In a
siuglo transaction. In another transaction a
few days later he lost every cent of it.
Unrtoi1 New Nitrites.
Cliteaga Ifai't. '
It IS said that Gilbeit and Sullivan are writing
be called "Tho Khedive. "
ing a new opera , to
But this is probably a mistake. Cfilbert and
Sullivan cave np writing operas some time
ago. All ( hat they now' do In the operatic
line Is to give their old operas now names.
Flcasc Answer.
Wood nirer Gaictte.
Will some of the kids of the Fred Nye
stripe , who are finding so much fault with
VanWvck's army record , tell us what they
weie doing while the old man was battling
for his country , and will they point out to us
a single ( law in thatrecoid which disqualifies
Mr. V. for the position he now holds.
Tlio Finherlcs Question.
Chicago Tribune ,
The Canadians evidently expect immense
things from their stiff attltudoon the fisheries
question , but they don't know the hold baden
on the American heart by the couplet :
The waiter shouted through the hall ,
"Wo don't give bread with one. fibh bawl. "
Omaha and Kansas City.
.
The Omajift j Klia ? fitfcJUorlal on 6'niaTia
real estate and admits that property live or
six miles from the city limits Is not a good
Investment for business purposes. VVo will
bo equally candid and confess that property
ten or twelve miles from our city limits is
not , as yet , the proper location for a ten
story brick business block ,
Doiiso Harmony in thoScnato.
iraiMiiuttm Unlcliet.
"Yes , " said Senator Ulalr , grimly , "I understand -
dorstand Senator Hoar Is anxious to pass the
bankruptcy bill , He ought to bo. Ho will
need It alter 1838 to get lavorablo terms for
Ids presidential boom. " "Yes , " said Senator
Hoar , blandly , "I understand that Senator
Ulalr'is opposed to my bankruptcy bill. 1 am
astonished nt tills. liutltmay bo because I
have In&ertod no inovlslon for ( ho recogni
tion of political Impostiue aA'assots. "
A. Stroke of l > -rpriso ,
Kar.eaa
Tlio Times was falrlyeontfnt with Its ac
count of the Cloveland-Folaim wedding and
accompanying cuts , bnt ° ij remains for the
Chicago News to scoop a/1 / , jti contemporaries
ly printing eight bars 'respectively of Men-
jelssotin'd wedding march' ' and the bridal
chorus from "I.olionsrn"rt.\Vo ! of the grand
est musical chestnuts of tlitfjSco , This was a
stroke of real ClilcagooiI/fJ'ii'-'sc / ' ' , and it gave
Chicago people a chanceJtoAgct an idea of
: lovcr musical composition' .
Hough oiilthca.
Clttcauo Kcwt.
The news that Mdllc. Ithc.i's theatrical
: ompany has gone to smash does not surprise
J3 at all. If we have toll any surprise touch
ing Mdlle. Itliea It has been that her career In
lust country did not come to an end long ago.
Mo alleged actress that we know of has done
i bigger business on a slenderer capital. She
mist have known her weakness , for as a last
resort she got Jimmy WorrUsey to boom her
is a society darling. This j made her plight
uiinorously preposterous. We do not know
.vliatildlle. Hhea wllldo now ; If she will
ake our advlce.sho will set herself diligently
.o work at learning to speak the English
anguage. Having learned to speak the lui- ;
'uago she has been butchering all over the
ontlneut for several years past she would bo
niallneU , we think , to serve as cashier In any
fn'snlon.iblo restaurant. But under no ch
ctimstaiiccs should she return to the. profcs
slon Vt Inch she lias been itiglorlously pursu
Inland for which she appears to Imvom
other qualification than an egregious am
o'orweciilug vanity.
Sir G rover nt the Brook.
Kugene Ficltl ( n OMcdyo Ncm.
AH In a secret bosky nook
Wherein n limpid mountain brook
Did with tumultuous llouls
Amongst the trees and rocks cntwlno ,
Sir firovcr deftly cast his line
To angle tor the trouts.
Meanwhile the brldo bemoaned the fate
Ui hapless gentles used for ball ,
And when Sir Grovcr took
A passing fat and comely worm ,
She.screamed to sec the victim sqiutni
Upon n Limerick hodk.
Whereat unto his lender bride.
"Ucshrow thyself. " Sir Grover cried ;
" 1 ou fright the fronts away Ii
Methlnks these clamors III compoit
With meet pursuance of this spoil
Of compassing the prey. "
When that she heard Sir Grovcr chldo ,
The Lady Fiances straightway hied
Lou ? distance from the nook ;
And presently no longer giloved ,
Uutipoilively she lauirhlng heaved
Fair pebbles In the brook.
And blithely danced and gnylv sang ;
Until the woodland boicacu rang
Unto her lord's despite ;
The while Sir Urover glowering sato
And drowned a plpklnfti ) of bait
lint did not gel a bite.
But. lol she saw , whilst sporting there ,
A spider gliding from his lair ,
With horrid fangs and eyes ;
O'er stul born rocks and thlckcls through ,
Straight to Sir ( trover's arms she llow
With gicwsome plaints and ciles.
Sir Grover diow his llncnshoro-
Klght rueful Irowushls visage wore
And quoth : " 1 wore a nuime ,
If , niaimcr her pleadlnes nnd her pouts ,
When next 1 go tollsh for tiouts
1 leave her not at home I"
8TA'JE ? ANDTKHlllTOUV.
Nebraska Jottings.
Beatrice has reached the addition ago
Potatoes sell for 20 cents n bushel a
Palmyra.
Norfolk's skating rink is to bo turnei
into an opera houso.
A lack of brick suspends buildinj
operations in Hastings for a few days.
Hebron's banking and loan institution ;
represent over a million dollars of home
capital.
Engineers are examining the lay of tlu
laud for the waterworks plant in Platts
mouth.
The Pine llivor Roller Mill company
of Long Pine , hus liled articles of incor
poration.
A special tax is lo bo levied on even
business in N'eligh to pay for public ini
proveuiciils.
A telegraph line between Belvedere
and Hebron , seven miles in length , wiL
soon bo erected.
The citixcns of Ponder will donate ? 1,00 (
nnd a site to any man who will build
roller mill at that point.
Thu people of Gothenbcrg will vote
Juno 'J3 , on the question of buildmcr c
: ? 2,000 school house.
J. G. Sclmnpp , the Grand Island millci
who lost the earnings of Years in the fire
last week , has decided to leave the city ,
The B. & M. branch road between
Hastings and Aurora is nearly com
pleted. Cars are expected to be run over
it about July 15.
A slander suit , involving ono of the
wealthy men of Fullerton , has startled
tiie gossips of the burg. .Names are
Withhold , but the principals will soon
pose publicly in the courts.
The assessed valuation of real and per
sonal property in Grand Island foots up
! ? Cit58-140 , an increase over Just year ol
$107,618. Nineteen bteam engines anil
118 pianos are in active operation in the
city.
city.Tho
The Rock Island road has made a prop
osition to build thirty miles of road in
Gage county for $33,000. The proposi
tion will bo submitted to a vote of the
people.
Considerable excitement is experienced
over the discovery of silver ere uour
Hebron. Captain J. W. Richards' is the
discoverer. Pay dirt and future developments -
monts are eagerly looked for by the
citizens.
Forty thousand dollars worth of new
brick buildings will bo erected in
Hebron during the summer. Nearly
two-thirds of the above have been con
structed. About f 1-J.OOO worth of farm
buildings are also iu the course of erec
tion.
tion.The
The West Pointers are already having
trouble with their water works. The
main 'reservoir recently bnrsted , and ns
tlio authorities had accepted the works
from the company who constructed
them , it is quite likely thd loss will have
to bo met by tlio town.
General Manager Holdrcge , of the B.
& M. , lia written to tlio board of trade of
Nebraska City suiting "that it would be
impracticable for us to run the accommo
dation train as you request , as it would
be impossible to got stock into Nebraska
City for eastern connections , and mer
chandise for towns west of Nebraska
City would be landed too Jntu for delivery
the same day. "
Iowa Items.
General Crook has boon invited lo at-
lend llio Creslon reunkm next _ A gqqf.
General John A. Logan will deliver a
lecture at the Clear Lake assembly on
July 27.
The postofflce at Elkader was burglar
ized last week , and money nnd stamps to
the amount of $500 were tukun.
Mason City is to have a new railroad
depot. Thirty-three acres of ground for
that purpose have been purchased by the
Milwaukee company.
A Harrison county man ia reported to
have invented an ingouious device by
which iv runaway team can be detached
from u wagon in a second.
Last week Ostigo surgeons took a plcco
if a leather aword bolt from an old
wound in the leg of Captain MoKinleiy ,
which had boon thttre for over twenty-
Lwo years.
Buck Martin , of Burlington , altomptcd
lo imirdor' his wife , Thursday night.
I-ailing , he tried to commit wiuciilu by
shooting himself , but without miocoss.
[ In was. however , successful in gelling
nto jail.
The ninth annual convention nnd
.ourimmont of tlio Iowa state n ocmtion
Tor thu protection of gamu and iish will
jo held at Burlington , Juno in lo 18 in.
jluslvo , An altrnclivo programme has
juen prepared.
Cedar Kapids has a natural curiosity.
! t is n child without hands. It is u girl ,
low four months old , and its arms tunnt-
iato above the elbow joint. Ono arm
ms a thumb and finger which have up.
jarontly developed sporadically on the
ituinp. In all other respects thu child is
jright and well developed.
Dakota.
tifty norcs of farming land wore sold
n I'unnlngton county recently for
Farnicrs about Ardoch have subscribed
moujjh money to erect nn eluvutor there
ivith a capacity of 80,000 bushels.
Wntortown people are talking ef build-
ng a hotel on the banks of Luke Kuiu-
iiiska , near that place. It will be a
avorito bum mor resort
Thu citi/oas of iiighmoro have poll-
ionml tlio town board of trustees to issue
joiuls to the amount of $5,000 for the pur-
> osu of sinking an artusiau well.
The Iloilliuld Journal has made the
llacovory that the Dakota editors whose
lortraits appear m the St. Paul Pioneer
'Press art gallery pay § 10 apiece for th
prlvilogo.
John Potrafj n Yankton Hupsmn , wh
knows not n word of any other language
has built himself nn nrk , ns it were , nu
will Mart for Moscow , Russia , via th
Missouri rivet and other waters.
BRIDAL PRESENTS.
Gifts to MUs I'olsoui Aggregating n
nonst , $50,000 In Vnlnc.
KPW York Herald , Juno2 : Throughou
yesterday room No. 10 , which is one c
the Folsom suite occupied by "Cousii
Den , " was being piled up with package
containing presents for the coming pros
idcntial bride. They represented over ;
imaginable ! nrticlo suitable for presontn
tion to n lady , nnd must have aggregate *
nt least Hfty thousand dollars iu value
They were not shown to Miss Folsom un
til 0 o'clock last evening , and when ho
oycs foil ou them she was staggered will
surprise ,
Knrller In tlio day Mr. Folsom had presented
sontod his cousin with a diamond horseshoe
shoo petulant containing n diamond fo
every year of her ago ! W. He nlso gavi
her a gold watch elaborately sot with ilia
nioiuls and ornnmanlcd In 'blue.enamel
as welt as tv vinaigrette likewise sot will
diamonds.
It was impossible to obtain a complcti
list of the presents nnd their donors
owing to the lateness of the arrival n
Miss b'olsom's rooms and the short ttini
thereafter beforei she departed for thu de
rpt , A hasty glance ovur them , however
disclosed tlio mimes of Mrs. Hicks-Lori
attached to n solid gold enso that , in UK
language ! of a friend of Miss Folsom
"weighed nearly a pound'r and that o
Mrs. George HilYonl , which WMH pined ti
a bulky object in wrapping paper
Oilier presents were said to comprise i
mugmliccnt diamond necklace , wortl
$15,000 , ; n. dintunud brooch of grual value
diamond earrings , and a sol of gold brace
lets , sut with rare and curious.stouos ; :
hand-painted ivory fe'athcr edged fan am
a hirgo bronza image ,
"A salesman at TilVnny's told mo , '
said a Bull'alo trieiid of Miss Folsom , yes
toriluy , "that this was thu biggest day ii
the history of the linn. It si-emed , " h
? nid. "that nil the cabinet olllccrs nm
ministers wares vying with each other ii
the selection of co.-lly presents. "
Nearly ! ? 1OOOOO Worth of Present
at tlioVliHo House.
WASHINGTON , Juno 8. [ Now Yorl
Honild.l Nearly $100,000 worth of pros
cuts liuil reached the White house by I
o'clock , unel more are doubtless in trail
sit , Several of the American ministen
and consul generals , hayo notified tin
.stale department that their presents Iiavi
been .sent. No ollleial list ot the Wedding
gifts has been supplied. The costly gift-
worn displayed in thu state dining room
and were inspected by the guests aftoi
the supper. There Was no beautifu
necklace of pearls jriveu by the pros !
dent to his bride. The married member ;
of the cabinet and their wives sent join
Sifts. Owing to the short time before tin
wedding occurred after its ditto was lirs
announced to thorn they could nobodcc
elaborate gifts as they would have pro
ferrcd to do had they more timo. Secretary
tary Lamar made his own choice whoi
in Now York in a cut-glass smelling bet
tie studded witli diamonds. Secretar' '
and Mrs. Kndicolt gave four solid goh
candlesticks , large and massive. Tin
present scut by tlio postmaster genera
and Mrs. Vilaa was a breastpin in tin
form of a bowknot , of Etruscan gold , it
odiros bordered witli diamonds. J'lie secretary
rotary of the navy and Mrs. Wliitnoj
gave : t brooch in tlie shape of a branch
with loaves and Ilowers all formed in din
ntonds. The loaves and Ilowers wore sei
in silver , the branch is gold. It is an ole
fashion of setting revived. Collectoi
lledden gave : i platinumsaltdish pn&olii :
gold legs with seed pearl studding tin
lout , \\ith this unique salt vase was soul
a popper sifter , bearing nn cngrnvcil
scene of a revenue cutler wailins for the
surveyor to go down the bar to meet the
Noorcllund. From Surveyor Beat-
tic , of the New York cus
tom house , diamond bracelet *
with appropriate scriptural quotations ,
in Hebrew on the clasp. From Congress
man Timothy J. Campbell a solid gold
horseradish dish , with a garden scene
picked out in diamond dust ropiv.sentlng
the opening in the third net of "Faust. "
From Gov. Hill of JJow York , nu elabo
rate jewel-case , with a French ir.usic-box
attachment that plays delicious airs each
time a jewel is taken out or returned.
From Mrs. M , B. Bmdcn , a rare designed
silver cpergnc , with cut-glass dish for
table. John U. McLean scut a beautiful
oxidized silver and gold Ice-cream
freezer. From E. II. Butler of Buffalo , u
soliil silver soup-ladle. From Mr. Ed
ward Cooper , -silver tile-pitcher and
mugs. 1'rom Hubert O. Thompson , a
valuable jeweled Chinese clock , made in
Pckin , and valued at $900.
Not one-third of the presents have been
opened.
The president gave his bride a superb
diamond necklaces.
From Mr. Uissoll came a large diamond
flower , to bo worn us a "pin or as u pend
ant.
Ijavvycrs Are Nat All flail.
Lawyers are not. all bad. They have
feeling : ) , if you can only go deep enough.
Perhaps you will need a diamond drill to
touch some of them , but they are thura
when you use the drill , all the same.
The shearing of-the sheep business is n
.lnlr ! , . , n n.iil t\nn \ rnn t-If v laWVOf ill a
. _ .
.
* Yrv * v MMW * > * n * * - * * - ,
recent case will probably bo awnnlcd tlio
ru/.or. Ho Wan called to defend a Mex
ican for soma serious crime , but he got
the man of ) ' .
"What fee did yon got ? " some one
asked him.
"Well , " said the lawyer , "tho follow
was very grateful very grateful. After
Hie triallie. canui to nfo and ho emptied
his pockets. Ho hud $20 , tt watch and a
[ ack knife. "
"And you "
" 1 just took the twi'tity nnd the watch.
I gave him back the jucKknffo Dang It ,
you didn't ' expect me to rob trie poor
lovll ! "
Retaliation.
Wall Street News : "We should retail-
iti > , sir retaliate on Cnnnda foi this outage -
age , sir- , this oulrngu of dciziiig our llsli-
'lit : vessels ? " hit exclaimed sis he waved
li.-i umbrella around his head.
"Waris a dreadful tiling , " said one of
; he group.
" ' about ? "
"Who's talking war
"Then how would you rulallatoV
"Why , sir , imluco their capitalists to
nvest 111 American railroad securities
mil bankrupt Ihi ; dominion inside of live
The Com I PR I-'alr.
The fair association hold n nipntlng
yesterday un Sucrolary iWhecler's
jilloe to open bids for a now roof to tlio
impithcatro , In place of the ono which
was blown on" in last December's ' Morni ,
\11 tins bids wore too high and no action
, vns taken on the mutter.
Mr. Wheeler said fyostorday thn
ho association would not urtet any now
julldings this yuar. The location of a
'inv of the olel ones will probably be
ihnngcd. _
BInro
Articles of Incorporation worn yes-
uvday lilcd with the county clerk for
ho Kilison Illuminating company of
3ninhn , the object of which is to furnish
ilnctrio light and sell machinery for
he production of the sumo. The capital
.took is 4'-00,000 , divided iuto 3,000 shares
> f -100 each. Thu ineorporators nns II.
I , Jacobs , J. J. Dickey , Win. WMIaco.
t , IL Korty , L. M. Hhcem , F. A. Nasn
md F. Drake.
EST PERRY D AVIS' 3
PAIN-KILLER
is IUCOMMINDKD : : nv
riiyMclftns , Minister * , Mlsslotmrlo' ,
of Kncforlcs , Work-shops , I'lnutotlons ,
Niirfoi In HopltnU In * nort , ovorj--
body everywhere wlio has
orcrfllvcn It n trial
TAKEN ISTKKNAMiY IT WU.l , nr. TOUND A NBVt
FAit.tNei CUIIR FOR
SUDDEN COLDS , CHILLS , PAINS IN
THE STOMACH , CRAMPS , SUMMER -
MER AND HOWEL COMPLAINTS -
PLAINTS , SORE
THROAT , &o.
Arri.tRi ) r.xTRHNAM.r ,
IT t9 TltR MO < < T ErrKCTlVR ANn HEST UNtHBXT
ON KMtTit nm cumsr )
SPRAINS , BRUISES , R11EMATISM
NEURALGIA , TOOTH-ACHE ,
BURNS , FllOST-UlTKS , &c.
Prices , 26c , , 50c , and $1,00 per Bottle.
FOR SALE BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS
of Imitations. J 3
WHITTIER
617 Ml. ChnrlosSt. , St. &onH , Ho.
and Hteco Di.t4ti thin QT attierrbi.le'ltu latii. LooUi
airily p. ) ri Ihowml all ldt.ilarnUknow.
Nervous Prostration , Debility , Menial and
Physical Woaknesi ; Mercurial and other Artec-
lions cl Throat. Skin or Bones , Blcort Poisoning ,
old Sores and Ulcers. tc > ir. irJ iu gni. rtii > i l
lOTfil , on lllt t iflinllOo rrUclplei.Sir.lf , rrlr.trt ; .
Diseases Arising ( rom Indiscretion , Exccu ,
Exposure or Indulgence , M h rroJntt , < im or ih.
relloif IOB tffecli I nttioniDtii , clBbllliy , dlnntii or ill"i
uddrrtcllTimcniorr , | > lm | lc > on Ih. rte , rtirilctldMr ,
TftilontelhoMtleij.f r.mM.i. confo.lo. of Mi.l , > ( . ,
rcndtrlng Mnrrl j improper or unhnnnv. n.
r.rminfnlleur.J. . r > mphl.i(96 | . tfcn | ibniliori , Mat
lotr.lfd DTfl.p. , rreeto uny Bddt ii. ConialutloDfttot *
Depor b ; mull rrrff , Intlted nd iltlrtlr t.nflJcadil.
A Positive Written Giiaranlco then in T.ry .
r > bl < ciifc tlilloU. > ent trerjnt.te bra.ll ol tipr.ii.
MARRIAGE GUIDE ,
200 PAGES , riUE PLATES , ctecanl Cloth vid Kill
tioJlor , Kalrdfor OOo. la peiuittorenrrtnej. Orir tttlf
wonderful pen pictures , ( roe t * llf j rllcln on lh folloIoj
ubjfctui who nitf marry , hon t. wfcy jmtntieoJ , wotntn *
lolojc ? orrnr6dn iionoJ rnooy m r * < Th * f tu'trrl d or
ronifDipUtfoK rr rrKC ( ih ultl rtsd It. I'-jn-lur eJltton
i
HI AX ill KYU It ABKO. . , IVIioIcunlo
Supply Apciils , Omaha , Alcli.
Nebraska National Bank
OMAHA , NEBRASKA.
Paid up Capital $850,000
BuplusMay 1 , 188C 36,000
U.W.YATK3 , President.
A. E. T002AUK , Vice President
W. H. S. HuaiiEg , Caahler.
WBB
W.V. MOIUR , JoimS. COLLINS ,
B.V. . YATES , LEWIS S. KEED ,
A. E. TODXAUN' ,
BANKING OFFICE.-
THE IHON BANK.
Cor , 12th and Farnam Streets.
General JIauklair Uusluou TraaiaatiL
WJioso VITALITY II faillnir. Ilr ln 1 > KA1 ! > F1 and
KXIlAUfcTK ) ) or I'owcr I'HJ.'MA'i UIIM.Y VAB'l\
CI > m y ftml a perfrct nnil rclloWc euro Iu the I
rench f b j
fully Intnxiuwd here.
f.p.r hnd promptlr uMlleal cnw-ltoJ. on Jownifntfc ' An , rUKK. cSpsu , lu
. ,
lion ( onu or by inuJl ) with lz emlulnt daotora t llt.K
Oll/lfllVE AllENCV. ilo. 17 * Fulton Slr.ol. New Yorfc.
DR , IMPEY ,
Practice limited to Discuses of tliff *
EYE , EAR , NOSE AND THROAT.
Glasses fitted for all forms of defective
VlHioii , Artificial Eyes Inserted.
man mus
tu t itlly r lltT tb
mu.t rlulriit mtatk
ONI ! Iniurr *
ty
InbaUtiun , than ranohinK th dl ai (1ir ct.
tlio ipMni , lacilitatmi trno
CURES
_ i > octorntt' naiid I'.KKICOTH
wk r U thv rt i4lrl ftl. A trUI
ptl l f IU tmov4UtrJtrf t kid tffr. y < '
r I > Oo. * n4 .OOi r 4rnirlti or l > r mtii.iTiUi
( fre foritfc . llr , H. llllynH , KU Ft.l.Ulin.
Ladies
Do you wuit a pnro , bloom-
lug Comjiloxiou I If go , a
low nnnlicutions of Hagan's
MAGNOLIA BALM will grat
ify you to your Iioart'a con
tent. It doc.s nvray with Sal-
lowncss , Ilodnoss , I'iiuplos.
IJlotchos , and all diseases and
fmjiorfbetiousof ( hosliln. It
overcomes tlio Hushed unponr-
once of Jicsit , fatigue niiu ox-
citonicnt. It makes a lady of
TlflKT Y appear Iiut TWEN
TY ; and so natural , gradual ,
and perfect are its effects ,
that ft fs Impossible to detect
Us application.