THE OMAHA DAJL'x BEE : SATURDAY , MAY 29 , 1880. THE DAILY BEE. OMAHA Ornce , No. VIIAND 9M i-AnxA * at Kvvr VOIIK Orncj : , ROOM CJ.Tntuu.vK rttm.ntsc WASIIINOTO.V OrncK. No. 613 FOUIITFK.STII 8t PiibtlshM every mornitiffi cxc" pt Sunday. Thi only Monday morning pn | > or published la thi CtfltO. Tr.nm nr MAtt. ; Onr Yonr . tirtOOThrcf Month * . $2.V ! ElxMonllu. . & .CO.OMO Month . 1.0 Tut. WEEKLY tlrr , Published Kvory Wednesday , TKMH.o , J'OSTPAID : Ono Year , wiih prrmltim . . | 2.0 Ono Yenr , without tnuinliitn . . . 1.2. . 8U Month * , without premium . . . . V Ono Mouth , on trial . . . H COUIIFSPONIIFNCF. ! A II eommtinlcftllnru relntlni ? to nnri nd odl- torlnl matter * should bo Hddrosstd to the KDI toner -riKlir.r. . All l\nlnrps1''tt \ < > M nnd rrrnltlniicc chouM be M < 1fC Re < l to TllF. IlKK I'lMII.IMlIMn COMI'ANV OMAHA. Drnftr. check * nnd poMofflco onion to bo ninilo pnynblo to tlio order or the company m BIE FOBLISBUfciiMPMl , PROPHIEIOE K. UOSHWATKH. KniTOn. TllliJ DA 1 1 < V 11L2I-J. Sworn Stiitomniit of Circulation. State of Nobrixskn , I , Coinitv of DntiL'liH. I " s * N. 1' . Kcll , catlilcr of tlio lice Publishing company , dors soUmmly swrnr that tlio ac timl circulation of tlm Dally Itco for the \vpck eiicllni : May'JIst , 1SSO , was a3 follows Saturday. ir.th . . la.'iV Hominy , ITtli . . . ! UOiX Tuesday. 18th . llUl. ' WctliH'stlay , UHli . 13-X ! ( Thursday , Wtli ) . 12,86 * Friday , 'Jlst . 12'J.V , Aomco . 12,11 ! ft. r. l 'in : , . .Sworn to anil subscribed before me , this 22 1 day of May , A. D. ISW. SIMON J. Kistrr.ii. Notary Public , _ N. P. Fell , helm ? lii > t duly sworn , ilcpnscu and says tlint ho Is rnshlur of the Hce 1'ub- llshlnc coinimny , that the actual average tlally circulation of the Dally Heo for the month of .January , ISbfi. was 10 , 78 copies : for February , IbWl , 10,5' ' . ) . copies ; for March , 18SO , 11,537 copies ; for April. ItJSO , r,10l ! cojnlca. Sworn to and subscribed before mo this 6th day of May , A. D. ISixX SIMON J. Fisurcn. Notary Public. THE bride ulcct has arrived. Mr Cleveland's nervousness over the np preaching event is not apparent , however over , in his latest veto messages. Oun readers will iliul in to-d.iy's issue of the UIE nn inturcsting Now York letter tor from John Habbcrlon , author ol "Helen's Uabios , " "The Jericho Road , ' and other Interesting books. ONK day General Mlles corncrc Goronlmo and tlio next ( Jcronimo corners General Miles. Thcro are lively times down in Apaehcdoin , witb no present prospects of a quiet summer in the neigh' borhood of the Mexican borders. SENATOK VAN Wvcrc is working mnn- fully to secure consideration in the senate for his bill taxing railroad lands , but the railway lobby is working just as hard to prevent the bill from being taken up. The I'aciilio roads head the obstruc tion with the sanctimonious Stanford and his puppet Fryo , of Maine , representing the interests ot monopoly on the lloor of the senate chamber. Gladstone and hissing the queen wore features of the reception to the generous young earl of Aberdeen in Cork yesterday. Hut why bhould the qucQQ be hissed ? She ia rapidly gutting Old , nnd she has long boon harmless to da damage to Ireland , An " uncrowned king " now has more influence at West minister than the corpulent and penur ious Victoria , whoso monarch after all is the liberal party and its liberal states man , Vfva , K , Gladstone ; has tested the valno of public improvements soundly , substantially done. She has received full value for her money. Tlio census shows that , as well as the now linns crowding into this com munity-arid tlio quickened activity in pri vate improvements and property values. We cannot afl'ord to rest on our oars now that the inoroaso of population has caught up with the extension of the city 'a bound aries. Public improvements must go on. Parks and boulevards are the next move to bo made on the municipal checker board. HEWITT AND UANDAI.L are looked to by IJr. Mlllorfor n movement { n fivvorof tarift" reform. As bptli gentlemen % r $ heavily interested in maintaining the Iron and stool monopoly , built up and maintained by the most exorbitant of twin' duties , tlujir movement towards iurllY reform is not likely to be made at a | 4 jtud S. gait. Tim fact is that the douiou > r oy are as badly split up on the qucs- llou of tivrift' reduction as the ropuLiloniis. | Reform in tlio parties must precede any oftcctivo reform in the tarifT. TUB great convention of the Knights pf Labor ut Cleveland UJikoly to be of preat benefit to the future work of the K prdcr. Powlqrjy is thgro , nnd so are n floien other leaders in tlm movement to Organize labor on a basis which will qrjye the hot heads nnd tire brands to the rear , and placa the organization in the katuls of men who will line it for.tho object * ami aims for which It was created. ' 4fho striking season now over has taught fomo timely lessons to tlm Knights and tyioy will probably be enforced by legiaia- loiii lit Cleveland which will prevent tlio ucurronco of costly mistaken and ill- \\wwl \ movomenU which wuro doomed tu ful-uro from the stiut. , AM onielsU circular from the general tmuiagor's ofllce of the Chicago , ISurlinir- ton & Nortliern railroail announces the appointment of Mr.V. . J. C. Kenyon as general passenger ngont of thouew trunk line which President Toir/.alin and Man- a er Harris are completing between Chicago cage and St , Paul. J\tr. Kenyon is an old time resident of Omaha , whose rail road training was obtained in the It. &M , headquarters under Manager Toiualin nad Ptiroival Lowell , now general pas- Bonger uycilt of the nurlington load , Bright , quick and thorough , -ound bus- inosa man nnd a genial anil jiopulur goa- , Uomau tin til In and out of business , hi ; Moady advam'omont in r.Uho.tdinu has kwm due not loss to his own merits and industry than to the strong friendships which lie made among hie employers by Ma faithful ami devoted attention to their fqtorosts. General Passenger Agent Konyon has ninny find Mrong frienda in Oindha , who witli the writer will join in congratulating him over a well deserved promotion , and the Uurlington & North- ru upon Ecruring so able and worth a Mserrator of their ofliolal interests. , Bllljr Ienton f. The silly editorial of a Hastings pnpoi advising the merchants of that city tc boycott Omaha on account of alleged op position to terms of tlio federal courts n Hastings was quite unnecessarily , w think , the subject of odlclal action at the last board of trade meeting. Oinalu wholesalers liavo not troubled thcmsoivci about the federal court or Its terms , anil arc only interested In keeping at a Root distance from Its operation. A few Omahr banks have recently had a little c\pcr icncc In that line with the celebrated case of Loyal L. Smith and the Hebrew child rcn who hailed from Chicago , but thoj are not particularly anxious to repeat the do o. So far ns Hastings merchants are concerned corned , wo imnglno that they will coii' tinuo to buy whcro they can buy the cheapest and to the bust advantage. II the Omaha market fulfils these condl lions our wholesalers need not fear the thro.Us of boycott from a disgnintlcil newspaper. They will secure the trade and hold it against nil corners. Hut what senseless idiocv it is fet interior towns and cities to imagine that Omaha or Omaha merchants have the slightest interest in obstructing the pros perily of any Nebraska community , What earthly advantage could it bo tc Omaha , outside , perhaps , of a few law yers , in pioventing the United States courts from being put on wheels and trundled to a do/.cn points in the state , II congress saw lit tosodcorcot Such potty jealousies will do for country villages lighting for a county seat and the dollars lars and rents which the board of onn judge and fifteen lawyers and jurymen may bring to the local hotel , but they have no place in n city of 75,000 inhabi tants , the magnet metropolis of the state. It Will Not Work. The , sinall gathering of the Omaha board of trade which mot to endorse oleo margarine and compromised by declin ing to endorse a bill which will cllrctively prevent grease from being palmed oft upon the public ns btittor , did not repre sent the sentiment of Ouiaha on this subject. Ten thousand dollars' worth of butter- inc , labeled "creamery butter , " is sold every month in this city by n single firm. A largo part of this amount is retailed to conMimcr.s in Omaha. Not a pound of the stun" is .sold under its right muuo , although a stringent state law provides heavy penalties for such fraud on the public. Why ? Uooauso the prof its tire so enormous that' retail ers prefer to take the chances of detection and punishment rather than to lose their trade. They know as well ns the manufacturers that if they were orood to soli the stun" as "lardino" their trade would bo gono. Creamery butter , clean and wholesome , would take its place very quickly. A few cheap board ing houses and hotels would probably still patronize the grease factories , but the general public would hold its nose and pass by on the other side of the street. The oleomargarine bill now before con- greess , and against which the pork pack ers and lard refiners arc protesting so vigorously , imposes a tax per pound on the product and throws around its manu facture the canio restrictions of inspec tion , stamping and labeling as those which surround the manufacture and sale of tobacco and cigars. Federal oflicors will supervise the lardine mills , federal inspectors and marshals will enforce the law for the protection of our dair.v inter ests , and federal courts will impose the penalties. Uncle gn-v. himself will take the casein Tiaud and it will be well attended to. The law is a radical one , but radical evils demand radical remedies. Exper ience has proved that more prohibition of the fraud is profitless , It has been tried and found wanting. What the temper of congress is on the question can bo scon from the defeat on Thursday of the pro posed amendment to lower the proposed tax on manufacturers. Our agricultural Interests demand protection at the hand of the government. They will receive it in spite of culled meetings of commer cial bodies convened to stroke tlio backs of a few interested manufacturers who have been trading on the good name of our honest dairy interests by furnishing lard and suet to customers branded as ( lip pure and wholesome product of the churn. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ " Who Core ? Suppose that proposed public huprovo- muutri , such as parks and boulevards , do bonollt individual property owners. Who cures , so long as tlioy benefit seventy thousand other individual whpso collect ive name ie the city of Omaha ? The mossbacks - backs , skinlllnts and cont-pcr-ccnters who oppoau every move towards beautifying and adorning this community in sections dibtanttiom their unimproved real estate , should be taught to take a book seat. Who cares whether they are Miownto the rear ? So far us the ) ) ) ' ! ( i concerned , and it fuel * that it ratloou n progressive ami en > lightened public sentlmoiit , It euros noth ing whether John if ones and John Smith have money put in their bovoral poekeU by the rise of property consequent upon 1:1 oat improvements whloh Qniuhft needs , because they will incT'mse the value of property in every section of the city. Omaha has been kept back long enough b.V the .shortsighted solllslmcsb of v/eullhy property owners , who cannot stand the pioipority of otheis , while they view wilh solemn cheerfulness their own heavy bunk aeeounts , The very men who have fought p.iving and grading and parking , bocaiiMt tn | y owned no property whhsli would bu immediately brnutittbd , have reaped the handsnmc&t returns from tin * general rise in real estate , which public iiuprovonu'nls have caused in Omaha. Who cures whether Omulm is to be a gre.it city , an attraclivo city , a city tilled with the best class of residences , and thiobbing with industrial and com- merolal life ? Let tlioie who do , sco to it that , while K is possible to do so most cheaply , it l js aiido iu swaddling clothes and prepares for appanil suilwl to it * rapidly approaching future. Oini valued democratic conloinmunr.y in ODC6 more indulging in glittering and bonntful generalities about its cir culation. It informs its readers that it had ii l.trgor buna fide circulation than any murning paper In the state and makes * omo further remarks about the number of papers' printed on Sunday , ' occluding the Omaha UEK. " Hut it still declines to give h ur s. Facts spnuk for themselves. The .worn circulation of thollKKhtandieaeli day at the head of ltd columns , Tho'lter. k.iows what it is talking about whan it insists thnt its morning edition every day of publication in the week has moro paid purchasers than the Herald. The circulation of its combined daily editions every week is double that of its esteemed dcmocr.Ulo contemporary. Last week , for instance , the daily DEB sold 75,000 copies , nnd it was only an average week for Hun's too. The BKK. gava up some time ago Indefi nite statements of its growth and now shows Us readers and patrons what it is doing in the way of ciiculatlng a good paper six days out of the suvon in every week. The figures speak for themselves Our vain glorious contemporaries should follow suit or hold their peace , Tun Herald persists in referring to the IKE as an evening paper , the object bdlng to mislead some people into the belief thnt the UF.K has no morning edition. The attention of the Herald is called to the fact that the average circu lation of the morning edition of tlio HKI : last week was 0,5113 , and the circulation of the evening edition was 5,8711 , the total average circulation of both editions being 12,412. See the sworn statement of circu lation at the head of this page. The rirculatlon of cither edition of the UIE : is larger than that of the Herald. Tin : wicked Commissioner Sparks is again at his old tricks. Ho has rejected the claim of a Wisconsin mortgage com pany to about 123,000 , acres of railroad indemnity lands selected by the usual diversions from the Intent of the law. The mo't breathless shriekers that "Sparks must go" are the land grant .jobbois whoso grasping lingers have boon caught securely in the vice of the general land olllco. Oxi : ofl'eet of the southwestern strikes is se'eti in the unemployed workingmen who are coming to Omaha from a score of cities and towns in Missouri , Kansas and Iowa , In the hope of fimliiig support for their families. Striking is a costly rem edy. The recoil of the gnu is often more deadly than the discharge where ignorant hands sight the weapon and handle the rammer. Other IjumtH Tliun Oura. The political kaloido epa abroad has made another turn and the colors change at Westminster from portents of defeat to the homo rule bill to a bright hope of the future success of the measure. A liberal meeting , mollifying assurances of concession from the premier and prom ises of support in return from the disaf fected liberals arc the ellicient causes of the change. Hack of all lays a threat of a dissolution of parliament in ca-o , the home rule bill was not passed to its second reading. Anxious members , whoso election barely six months ago had taxed their purses , wore not anxious for another campaign especially as the mutterings - torings of discontent ut their refusal to follow Mr. Ghulitotio'n In.ul presaged defeat - feat if an appeal were made at the polls. Mr. Gladstone has agreed to concede Irish representation at Westminister in return for n majority for the bill on its second reading. This is the only conces sion except that of n delay until autumn before the measure is taken out of the hands of the committee and brought for ward for goncnil debate. In yielding this point ho swoops nw.w the argument that his homo rule hill was virtually dis memberment , and he conciliates Cardinal Manning who opposed the measure by- cauwj the objectionably cl ; : > e would re move tlio bulk of Ualholics from parlia ment , Mr , Pnrnoll is reported as ap proving tlio change in programme. Ho is not reported as suggesting it , which was probably the case. No one doubts that there is and has been for months a perfect accord between the Irish and liberal leaders , however carefully each has concealed tlio fact from the public , Mr. Gladstone has always boon fertile in political resources. Ho has played a waiting game in the present campaign which is t.ure . to win in the end. * * * ItJ is announced that L'r.ince refuses to authorize the lottery to raise funds to contiuo work on the Panama canal. Tliat project has already cost $150,000,000. In response ) to a , request of do Le.ssops , the French government sent an export to look over tlio ground and report how uuioli work has boon dona , how much remains yet to do , and the probable post to com plete it. Tills commissioner has just re turned to Franco , and deelaics that but little over one-eighth of the work neces sary to imiku the canal navigable tor ships has been finished , As this would make the expenditure about $1,000,000,000 , oven allowing for considerable exaggeration on the part of the expert , the French gov ernment wisely declined to countenance putting any more money In It , Thogreat- or part of the $150,000,000 already spunt in the work was subscribed by the French people. For a year past the government has boon expecting unfavorable reports from Pmituim , knowing that If they oainq u panto would bu likely to be precipi tated in France , as if contributions omisud work would stop , and tlion the money would bo us completely lost tw the world as { ( It had buun cast into the sen , To tidu over the uxpootc < | panic the bank of Franco has been accumulating gold for the hist twelve months and has now about $50.000,00 ! ) more limn it had in April , 1833. Tills has bison drawn from all the world , but particularly from great Britain and the United States. When the French roalUo tliat nil this expenditure has been vain a financial crisis in Franco is probable , which will all'oct , to some degree - gree , all the bourses of liuropo. The fore thought which has made provWtm to meat the crisis , however , is llkuly to re duce its ottucU to u minimum. . * * Tlio decision of the French cabinet to expel the Orleans princes , which was announced on Tuesday , was followed on Thursday by the introduction of a bill in the chamber of deputies looking to this result. Tlift move is u mistaken one. The princes have buun for years quiet and ra- spt'otcd citi/tins of the republic , serving iu her armies , and to all appearances at least devoted to her intorcbU , Nothing is moro likely to bring to them public fa\or than the sympathy which would otrt.iinly follow Ihuir exile from Franco. . * The third anniversary of the coronation of tint o-ir was celebrated on Wednesday in Moscow. The occasion ollercd nn op portunity for the head metropolis of the Greek church to express the hope that "Christ's cross might noon be seen over St. Sofia , " or in other woula thnt Russian arms at an early date would wresl Con stantinople from'he ! grasp of the Turkfa. TJiU ib tin ; grunt hope and ufm of the rzar , to it he .may bond nil'his efforts. But It will never bo accomplished with out a great international conflict in whiol more than half of Knropo will take part Thn strength of Turkey Is Us vorj weakness , which lioitbor England 1101 Austria can permit to bo assailed , where assault moans the dismemberment of thi Turkish empire. * ' The ceremony of christening the rerj young monarch of Spnn ( , born last week took place on Sunday , and not only It the royal cLapol at Madrid , whore it tool placa , but throughout ! the kingdom , i < was , doubtless , treated ns a very notabh event. The death Of King Alfonso oo currcd on the 25lh of November last The succeeding four mouths have boot : remarkably tranquil , but the lull ha ; scomod ominous , as if CarliMs and re1 publicans alike wore disposed in stead of vexing the uncertain reign of Princess Mercedes undct the queen recent to awail rather the event of last Monday. Now their plans may bo developed ; nnd , ol course , the suggested marrlngo of Prince Jaime , the son of Don Carlos , witli Al fonso's oldest daughter , the princess ol the Austrias , will no longer bo mooted , But for the moment the future of the re * gcncy scorns at least as scmiro with the babvprlnco as with the infanta Mercedes , Still the birth of a male heir to the throne of Spain is not regarded with that jo.v which would accompany such nn event In a country whcro the monarchy is stable. The quiet which has prevailed in Spain sinee the death of Alfonso XIII has been in largo part n waiting on the result of the queen regent's confinement. The 3'oting widow lias governed wisely with tlio prudent counsels of the veteran Sagasta ; she has made friends with tlio family oi the king , and his sisters , the princesses iMibolIn and Kutalio , liavo been the con stant inmates of the palace ; and the Oarlist pretensions have been hold in abeyance for tlmro was a well understood hope that should the child , like the other children of Alfonso , bo a girl , the dis turbing question might bo settled uy the betrothal of tlio olttost princess , Maria do las Mercedes , to Jaime , the son of Don Carlos. The pretender himself is grow ing old , and the hardships of campaign ing no longer have that relish for him they had fifteen or oven ton years ago. Ho would have boon quite content to lot things take their course until ten years hence the princess should arrive at the age of 10 and bo declared queen of Spain , and bo married to his son , who would then bo 25. Now there is appre hension of trouble once more. AND still the complaints como in from clti/.ens and strangers Halike that our streets are unmarked with their proper names , and that travel n'round ' the city is rendered inconvenient ! because one street looks so much llk'p another , and the council has provided no way of dis tinguishing thorn. Lot us know promptly how much it will cost to have the gas lamps lettered. After that the question of stiout signs should bu taken up. AMONG THE PORTS. Ella Wheeler Wllcox. says | she is hoiudlng her ht length for the heights she hopes to climb. The London Telegraph says that "Dr. Holmes might not bo Inaptly described us the Jloiace ot America. " David Grant , whoso recent death is re- coaled , was one of the bust known yf con- tnunoiaiy Scotch pools. Paul 11. lltiyno , the Ucoigla poet , has boon asked to ic.ul the oiiglnal poem at the tomb of Cicneral Grant on dccoiatlon day , Tennyson has joined tlio Loyal Irish pat riotic union , the pbjeqt Of "which Is to resist tlio granting of homo rule to Iicland. i Some of Matthew Amold's most popular poems have been sot to the music of his son , and are finding gieat favor with the artistic Htoiary world. Mrs. Ella Whecler-Wllcox says that when about nineteen years old she wrote eight poems a day , nnd consldeicd two a day but a small achievement. The youngest poet in Boston Is Miss Louise Imogcne ( iulnoy , the daughter of Col. Uulnuy , an Irishman who distinguished himself In the late war. nl'oct Swinburne Is rushing around London to warn enthusiasts not to expend nil their eneigies upon Dr. Holmes , ns ho has another American poet to import , to-wlt , AValt Whitman. Mrs. Klla-Wheclcr Wllcox confesses In her "Confessions" that in her early poetical pi act leu slio scut out Into the world an Im mense amount of trash which she would wil lingly iccall. R Martin Faranhar Tnppei's autobiography has appealed in London. It appears that the author of "Pioverblal Philosophy" once won a i > rlz over the head of Mr. Gladstone for a theological essay. Mrs. Lillian lUizcll Messenger , who In point of fart Is not a messenger but a clerk In the Sixth audltw's office at Waslilnton , j > ro- posejt to show her progicsa In civil service reiorin by publishing a volume of original poems , Walt Whitman Is the most wpndcrful old patrlaich In the United , States. A luw yeais ago lie was making fmowoll speeches as a helpless paralytic , now he Is skinning around among the girls like the lolly old luuplst ho was In his vntne. Money No Object. JWwi JlttaU. The country Is now snendliiK moro than 51,000,000 , a year on base Ml It comes high , but wo must have It. ' , A. Htab uo > va , St. IMIII 7cji ( ) < ; ilr ( < w , . Iowa has tancd and leathered a woman a negro woman. Xevcrpgalg can It cl.ilia the sainted Eliza Pinkston as Uf patroness , Prohibition in Mil I no. A lien \\ithonl tnll-featbeis would ho about as elTectl\e to brush up tiepticels ] as the constitutional ' stitutional amcndmcnti.'fn put a t > top to drunkenness , evidently ( > iv the Increase in this state. j , Talcing Atlvantnu'of tlio IJoow. St. Is/ntt Jqit/p ( | ( ) / ( < ii. ! Ill a single year PastuMT has treated moro than l.ooo peisuns for rubles. So far as heard fiom not a pound keeper in Amcilc.i has e\er seen a single mad dog. Pasteur doei well to work fast while the excitement Is on , - Gomniancla Attention in New York , Chletfjn Tlinct. The Now York papers all contain editorials on the late 1'lln While. Mi. Whito'i suind- Ing operations netted him S1WO,000 , , and a man ot that stamp necessarily commands a good deal of attention In Now Voikheio successful rascality U ulwuys looked up to. i TI Q Opposition to Van WycU , InvestlKate the Van Wy k opii6sltiou closely and you will timl that It consists ulto- ceUier of monopoly lawyers and odltOib , railroad ofllclats and cappers , disappointed polltlel.ns'ana a few political cranks' \vlio think a man onght to bo everlasting ! } damned for osponsinR right outside us wel as insldo his parly. If the people of Kcbraskt allow such nn clement to rule In tlio noxi election wo shall be compelled to admit t wild overestimate , on our part , of their Intel llgcncQ ami good judgment. A Severe (3aso of Hoycottlne. Ktw 1'orA Sun. "MIstah Slmgaisaml , " said Undo lUstus , "I want to git or number ono codllsh an' 01 ham an' two ba's of soap an' toah poun's brown shngah an' I reckon dal's nll-an yo' kin cha'go 'cm up to me. " " 1 can't do It , Undo Hnstus. " "Hasn't jo' got do goods ? " "Oh , yes ; t'vo got the goods. " " 1 reckon 1 must n been boycotted , " mut tcrcd the old man as ho started for homo. "Dcre ought tor bo n law agin dtsycie boy- cottm' , "deed " derc ought. " Still n Mystery. Xtw York Sim. "Grovcr , " snld Mr. Lament , after the day's work was done , and the twain were waltluc to bo called to a dinner of terrapin and canvasback vas-back duck. ' ! am moro or less annoyed by ceitaln members of the senate who , to use alo\v-ilo\\n expression , endeavor to pump mo coiiccimng your plans for June. " "I s'poso you tuc , " relumed the president thoughtfully , "but , Dan'l , " ho added , "when you are approached nuMln upon the subject by Scnatoital Paul Prys you can shindy say that the piesldent of thlity-elglit I/illicit States and I don't know how many teiiitoi- le.s is In executive session.1 A Warning. AVic Haven Xtwi , When a maiden goes out shopping She continues never stopping Till Clio's on the \eigo ot diopptng Kioni an apoplectic shook. Then her escort HIO ! entices To n cafe wheio the prices Voi colleo. cakes and oianicc Ices , Shame tlio face upon tlio clock. Though ner smile Is lirlu'lit and sunny , Thotnth her woids aio sweet us honey , Does it bilng him back his money V Not to any great extent. Ho also , poor , hapless dulTer , Thinks his lot could not bo lougher ; Still he must sit them and sutler , With a smile ol calm content. While din chatters on In folly , Like a biilllunt , senseless pully , Addinc to his melancholy , Till lie wakes trom out love's dream , N. U. Maidens , list to reason , Dining this , the summer season , It > ou ically wish to fico/o on , Say "I novel cat Ice ci cam. " VIEWS AND 1NTEHV113\VS. Charley Collins Makes a Ton Strike. "I have just returned from California , " said Jndgo Lyitlc. "You lemember Chailey Collins , who used to run a newspaper In Omaha , and who went from hoio to Sioux City ? Well , I mot him in San Diego. Charley , who always was a hustler , has hustled together between 825CCO , and 530,000 In that city during Ihe eighteen months that ho has bcon there. Ho went there with a very small amount of money compaiallvely nothing ami began dabbling In real estate. Ho caught on In cicat shape , and made money rapidly. Ho will continue to do so , as San Diego pioporty Is looking UD. It IB the best harbor on the Pacific coast , and is now the teiminus of ono of the ti ans-contincntal railroads It Is bound to bo a big town. The climate Is the best on the coast , John I. Hedlck , by the way , has Invested In Los Angeles and San Diego pioDcity. His ical estate In Los Angeles - gelos , for which ho re-cenllv paid 510,000 , has advanced a little. In Sau Diego ho lias been moro lucky. Ono uloco ot his propoitv , which cost him ? 10,000 , has advanced 20 per , cent , while another piece , for which he paid 50,000 , is now held at 817,000. " A Klch Flolcl Tor Show People. "Yes , I am coing to take my star to the Jilack hills and make a bushel of money In the next sixty days , nnd don't you forgot it , " said Mr. "Hustler" Kelly , manager ot Grace Ilawthcme , an actress "who Is no empress , no duchess , no countess , no baroness , but whose only misfortune lies in the fact of her having been born In the United States , and consequently obliged to speak Jbnpllsh without a dialect. " "Yes. there's plenty ot money In the Ulactt hills' " contin ued Mr. Kelley. "and wu me going to have some of it Why look at what Col. J. II , Woods has done up there. Ho loft Omaha without a cent Ho didn't forget his cheek , however , and on the strength of It ho bought an old circus tent from King , Hurlc &Co. , now exhibiting in Omaha , and also a few cages of animals and some horses , the total bill amounting to 551,400. , Taxing this truck to the Black Hills , he hired a lot of vatiety performers , here and there and everywhere , for little or nothing , and opened up a circus In flust-class shape. It was tlie first clicus that over visited the Hills , and It took like wild-lire. Two per. formances daily , standing room only , people turned away. Just think of It , In fourteen weeks Woods cleared 814,000. , " "Why doesn't ho pay some of his debts In Omaha ? " Inquired an Interested bystander. "Probably because ho doesn't have lo , " replied - plied Mr , Kelly. "Well , he oughl to pay Tom MulvihlJI , the bill poster , that SWX ) which he borrowed from him , " said the bystander ; "Tom let him have the money without any security. " That doesn't surprise mo , ' * said Kelly , "that man Woods will KO Into almost any" bank and talk the president Into letting him havii 81,000 on no better security than n cage of sick monkeys , Didn't ho do It right here 111 Omaha ? I have been told so , " "I believe ho did do Bouietlilnz of that kind , " replied the bystander. "JIolws gall enough to do anything. Why , after he cot Unit fc.WO from Mulvihlll , ho game around and got IW more from him , giving him AS necurlty a pnwn ticket torn dalmond pin. The pin was soaked for KOI am told , but the ticket whim It paused into Tom's hands had unothui cipher added , mailing It appear SUOD. Tom , liowmer , sold tlm ticket fur $100 , thus losing 3M > . 1 can't swear to the tiuth of this stoiy , but It Is just as I heard It. A few weeks ago Tom got Paik Uodwlii to write to a Ilapld City lawyer to ascertain what show tneie was ol colluul- Inu the SSOO from Woods , and If ho had any thing attachable. The Kapld City lawyer wiole back timl he find investigated Woods' case and found thai he had no attachable propcily except a blonde cliciii woman , and If any man In Omaha wanted to attach that Kind of prupeity he could come on , Cod win read tlie letter lo Mulvihlll , who never cmcked a smile , but said : 'Tlml's a line letter for one lawyer to wrlle to another. I'm ' out 500 all the same , ' " i A Story of tlio ISmnnolpatloi ) I'rocln- mat Inn. "Can ) , " the Washington couospondent of HIP Ch'K'land Lwulm , writes ; I chatted the other day with Kdltor llosowatqr , oftho Oma ha UIK : , about hU caimtr as telegiaplier in the wtir department under Lincoln , i have given you some of tlio convuisatlon before , but omitted the follow It. . Said Mr. Uo > e- water ; "I Bent out the lirst ofllclal dispatch of tlm emancipation proclamation. It vuu sent out on ilie evening of .Unuury 1 , l i. 1 attend ed tnu pruildont's Kuw Year lucuptlon thnt day , anil though thib move was expected by the people , It excited no comment. Tlie ( Oloied people about Washington i mule- no celebration whatever , and no oiui nppicelatod the magnltudn ol the act. Tint picture of Lincoln signing this proclamation , whlchhaiiL's in thurnpito ) , niul which coht 625.000. In ul ! boih There w.ii no such scene us Is tht-ro represented. Lincoln madn the proclamation at > a wnr nirisin-o , and It only lelated t" tlm jtlavusin the huail of the rebetcountry. AfterUiobatMeot Dull Itim Lincoln had said huoujd uiiianclp.ito llicdlu\tf : > In IWduyglf the war \vs no ( stopped. In his message to coneress Just be fore this proclamation , ho proposed grnd ual emancipation In thirty-sot en iears. He made the more solely as a war measure , i\n ( no one considered It M amounting to much. ' LINCOLN AND Tilt ItKIIKl. WOMAN. "Lincoln was a queer Rcnlus , " said Mr lloH'watcr. "When I boarded nt the navy yard It was in the family of n fat woman who vr 9 a strong rebel sympathlrer. She was short , and she weighed In the vicinity of iiV ) pound ? . Ono day she called at the white hnno to get a pass through the lines to the south. President Lincoln suspected her and dirt not want to give It to her. Ho put her oT. ( She persisted , and ho finally said : 'Won't > ou walk down town with me ? ' The then passed out ot the whlto house together nnd started down toward the trea ury. Lincoln took very lone strides and ho hop' the woman on the tret keeping up with him. At last she could BO no farther nnd grasped his arm nnd said : 'Mr. President , ! want n pass to Norfolk , and 1 want jou to give it lo me right away. ' "President Lincoln replied , ns he looked down at her , 'Madam , 1 think your face oucht to bo enotizli to pass j on anywhero. ' Ho then walked away , nnd the woman came homo denouncing Lincoln and cMllnc him n 'dained babboon. ' " MUSlCAIj AM ) DRAMATIC. Livroncr Uairott closed his season In San riiincisco. Roland Heed will star next season under his own management. Mine , Pattl's receipts during her tour In Spain and Portgnctd amounted to 00,000. XatC. ( < ooil\\ln and wife ( Kllra Woalh- eiMiyi sailed lor KiiKlaud on Wednesday. Paid Ilexse has just iiiodueed a .successful ttageil > , "Don Juan's Death , " at Cologne. Willie Kdoitln has suddenly had tocloso his London thieatro through bad business. Helen Hairy Is shoitlyto star in London In nn American play , "The K > mends of Vlr- glnnia. " MaMnictzrk is ciedlted with havlnc e\ol\ed an opera entitled "Tho Peachblow Vase. " Mi. Joseph Jefferson will Ix'uln his nc\t season di.imatle season at Denver , Col. , August ; ; o. The largest theater In the woild Is the new opeia ImiiM ) In Pniis. It covois neatly tluoi aeros of gioinid. Scanlan sails for Europe on Juno S on the ( iiilon lino. \\lllmakoatourot lieland to study lilsh ehaiactor. Osmond Teatle is expected to anlvo In Now York next Monday , lopiepare tor bis next season sstairlng tour in thisconntiy. Kdwurd Terry , the actoi Is , about to build a ne\v theater In the Stiand , London , to be called Teirj'sTheatei and to bo opened Keb- ruary 14. James O'Neill's "Mnnto Cilsto" season closed last week , llo has cleaied about 88j,000 , with plenty ot peed teiilloiy lelt lor next season. All the .Baltimore theatonexceptlngKord's Giand opera house have leduced admission to 3."i emits tor the first lloor during the sum mer season. Managei.s Lchnan and lintcinnn will phco n now London nlay on the load next season \\itliMhsVIctoiyUateman nnd Charles T. Kills as principals. Charles Pope , who has managed a theatre at St. Louis fovseveial joars , will enter the .stellar list next season In the late John Me- CuIlongh'H lepertolu * . Magda lischlk , the German Iragedlenne. will make another lour of Anioiica next season , and will Include in her repertoire Sardou's "Theodora. " Mall Moigan has organized n diorama stock company In Cincinnati , with a capital of ยง 100,000 , for the pin pose of illustratlmi the great battles ol the late war. Following Lis/.t and Rubinstein , anothui notable pianist Is visiting Palis and London. It is Mine. Siini vady ( nee Klaus ) , who was n lavorltu pupil of Schumann. Adclo lietauik' , who has been playing Fanny Davenpoit's lolo in "Kcdiua" at the Grand opera house , Toronto , during the past week , has achieved a notable success. AI llayman , executor of the late Morris Gieenwnll , has uioughl suit against Mis. Lnngtiy , tor bicach of ! contiact In not tul- llllingaslxleen weeks' ctignvemoiit ; In Aus- lialla. The damages are laid at 518,000. It Is piobablc that Colonel Maplcson will succeed In seem Ing Madame Pattl-Nicolinl for a slioit season ot Italian opcia in London iu spitu ol his ii'CL'iit ' lovorses. The colonel is possessed of wondeiful rccupeialive pow ers. ers.AHIiotiL'h AHIiotiL'h Salvinl Is gene to return no moip , at least under the Chlzzolu manago- meut , llieie will be plenty of foreign material at hand next .season , tiatah Kernliardt will be here for two or three months ; Wilson lni- ! lett will show the raw Americans what line classismlsin diamallc art ; Mrs. Langtry will play several new paiLs under Ed GI1- more's management : and add to hei Ameri can investments , and the stupendous Mein- lu.eii company threatens nn invasion , Timbers and Fists. Edward Savage , a hardware man on Thirteenth street , hired some timbers from tlie Chicago Lumber company to move a house Among them were sonic belonging to an unknown party from Council iilufls. Tlie latter now claims and takes all of them. Savage dizputes the claim and gets a blow on the cheek for his pains. Ho then sues out a writ of replevin to got possession of them. hainburt Winn. Judge Berka Thursday decided the suit of the St , George society against 3am'I Lambert , in favor of the hitler. Ho claimed thnt ho did not belong to the new association of that society and , though Jio might have paid some dues , lie thought it was to selllo up urimtrs to tlie old society. Judge Korku could not find Lambert's ' name on the rocoid nnd decided that ho had not boon a member and consequently not liable for dues. Military Observance. General brock said yesterday th at the military headquarters would be closed on Decoration Day. Some of the soldiers ut Lho fort will como to town to take part in tlio parade on lhat day , but otherwise there will bo 110 special olorv.tiieo of Ihe day , HO far as the military IB concerned. SCALL-HEAD Milk Crusti DaixilrulT , Kovcinu and All Houlp lIiiniorH Curoil hy Cutiourn. LAST November , ray llttlo boy , 'od Uiroc > UIIIS , foil Ilfc-lllll3t till ) fitOVO Wllllt ) llU WHS rmiiiliik' , mul cut his licud , mid , i igbt nltor tlint , no liroKu out ull over liM hotirt. Inco and loft our. I hutl n Kooil itoulor. Dr. - .to nttnml him , : nil lioifiit wouu. mil llioilootoruoulil not euro blni. Ills wholu lifii'l , luoouud loll oar win Bin u leaifiil tutu , mid hu Kiiiroitnl loullily. I ouiiuhttlioUJ9fu.su fiom liliu , unit It spiuuil nil ovcrmv fuuu mid noca.uiul UKUI io | Into my ojes. Nolwtly tliiiiiuhtwunoiiM vvcr Kct but- < i I fell em IM\O cro iUstlifiiio.1 lot llfo , I luuuIortliuCiitluurn KnnifilluK , mid piocmccl nlinttlu of CiillL'iirii Io4ol\un ( | , n lio.v of ( 'nli- 0111 u , anil 11 o.iUu ol Cutlciini donp. nnd IIMH ! Jioiii Loiiiiantly day mid nUlit. Alit-r ii liur MO liottlo.-i of llo > ov | nt , four Iioxo9ur Uull' cuiuiinil tour fitKcs ( it Hoaj ) , uo cr | ioifcclly cuioilitliuut iiscur. Mv toy's klu Isnowllku Blltill. I , II. I. IK HI ) ( linnd Siiot-t , Jorjny City , N .1 Huorn to bu/oio inn lliln fiJIli diiy ni' ' 16 5. HlMIKIIT V. HUIII.NSU.V , J. I' . TI1K WOKSTSOHi : IIKAI ) . IIuvuliocii In lliodrur ; mill nioilieluo bnslnosi ; wniily-tlnyunirt. llitvnliacn s llnu join Cull- cum loiiiudkarilnco Ilioyiiiiinotiul. . Tliu ) louil UUitliurn In limit Iliui Wo uoiilil not H i ltd nor could you print nil tvu linvn licnrd attlil In tmnr tliBCiitli'uiu HuiiioJIos Oncyn.ir iiso HicCiiti- ciir.uiinl Simp inn od u llltloKlrl In oui liDii .0ir liu woist sere liu.iU iviunoi * nw , ; tnd tiiu Itniul- vcnt mill Cutlrui.i inunoiv ruiliiir n jouiiv JIMI- loniim uf iii-oro Iff , while tlic phy lcliuia uio rjliif to lnt\u II utiipiitHtud It uil | Jinn hl-i ] oj nnd pui Imp' liU lifo Too Hindi ciinnni | > o nld n finoroi Cutiouu lluiiuuiiva e , 11 , BMITII X lino. n , Ky. Crncmu Hini'iJir.snio n poiltlto rurn Tor o\cry iniin of bMn mid lilixxl dlruu'j. . fnim uiiiii.i'i to fcuofula no | ] oii'i jivlioiu I'ncn ; y'utlcin.i , nk ) : fiojpi".o ! llrsnlrniit , ( I iM , l'ii > ) nic-d bj Ilio I'o.TJ u iJJit'OHli CIILIIIOII. C'l ) , initiui , Muss Send for "How lo Cure Skin Illii nhtics. pliiipo ! li'a'it.lioiid ' , mul la isiui 9 Jt I L'TH i it v n.iAl1. ri'U. OK .MIIIW ; v. tin U u UuiMll fckiil tnrjllj uLilu Ul , ill tutj. ! It tiiu caiidliliui ul lliou * lunilb.utb ul > vt LIIH.V iKitlilnir or an 411. ) iictfiint .1 mi lie Id to inuo C3&- PERRY DAVIS' PAIN-KILLER IS IIKCOMMKNORD 11V riiyslclniu , Mlnlstora , Ml slonnrlos , Managers of F ctorU. , Workshop * , rinntntlous , Nnr-KM In Ilopltnlx In snort , murj- body ovcrj nhcro w ho has OTcr given It n trlnl. TAKEN 1NTKIIN U.I.V IT Wll.lj UK > OUNt ) A NBV v. roil SUDDEN COUS , CHILLS , I'AINS IN THK STOMACH , CRAMl'S , SUM' MKK AND HO\VKL COM- I'LAINTS , SOUK THROAT , &e. AI'I'MBU KXTRIIN VM.V , IT 18 TUB HOST r.tFlCTIVR AND I1K T I.IMMKXt ox v. vmit ton cuuiMi SrilAIN'S , UllUISKS , K11HMAT1SM NEUUAL(51A ( , TOOTH-ACHE , UUHNS , FUOST-H1TKS , iV-o. Prices , 25c. , 50c. and $1,00 psr Bottle , FOR SALE BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS Cgy Howard of Imitations , ItllO. , Wholesale Omulm , IVeb. _ _ _ _ _ JF- - _ ' mt WHITTI 617 of two , DfBtd la the speeUl tro tm al of CiiM i ie. Nmvoii. iU ted ktt oD _ > ( . ihftntar other > 'by lma to Si , LoaU , M eltj r pn ibow i\Dd alt old r.ildtnti now. Norvods Prostration , Debility , Mental ind Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Affec tions of Throat. Skin or Bonos. Blood Poisoning. old Sores and Ulcers , are tr _ t J with uQr-r.u it4 uieeM , n latcit flmllfta principle ! . SiMr , Prlr.ttljr , Dlseaus Arising from Indiscretion , Excess. Exposure or Indulgence , which produe. iou of t- following tOtct. i nervouincii , dcbtlltj , Jltunei * of light ittddcfettlrtratmorr , rltaplt.on tb f c , ( ibjilcild ft7t tMrilon totbe toddy of frraaltf , canfuiloi or tdeii , t . , rondtrlnf Marriage * Improper or uuhappy , ' pnxunentfj e-rtd , rinptlUiAp gtioD th tuTc , not In ieilcJ cDTtlope , r > o to ur e 3Jrei . CeDiulutloattot * Cceor by mull frer. Invited and itrell7e | &nd Dtl-l. A Positive Written Guarantee ii en locTarje * . fftble cat i. UvClctne not evir/whart bj cull * r eiprcsi. MARRIAGE GUIDE , 960 PAGES , FINS PLATES , l fiQt eloth and fill bindtcr , le.Icdfor 5Oc. ID joitiefor cnrrenej. Ofer Ofty wonderful vDpl turcittru Ullfoi artlcl ioatbr Uoli ( tjat : vbo mtj marry , who not. wbj | manhood , vomau * bo d , pbvcldAt dretr , effect ! f atltbaej and seen , the pbr * , loloir orrpro'liicuon-n _ IUSBtnor . Tbo.e nttrrlfd or rvutenpU . . * ! ! ft innrrlajj tliouM r d IU PH Ur < lltloD it _ * r. t " MJriM f- f fir triKil r. ' Nebraska National Bank OMAHA. MEBRASKH Puid up Capital . $250,000 Buplus May 1 , 1888 . 26,000 H.V. . YATKS , President. A , E. Tcm/ALW. Vloo President W. H. 8. Huouiig , C.ishler , _ , , . , . DtaeoioiiB : W. V. MoitJB , JOHN S. COI.LIMS , H. W. YATES , LEWIS 3. UKED , , V. IS. TOU ALIN , BANKING OFFICEi THE IRON BANK. Oor. 12tb and Forntira Stroots. General Itankinir Uoaiumi T WEAK , NERVOUS PEOPLE And other * mlTering from narvoti * daUllty .exUauitlnff [ chronic dUvu.crj , prfinalur * ulocltno of you rifj or old are . _ _ . 'pfliltlTf.y ' curnl by Dr. * P llnrn 'fl funiuui l.lectro- Mocnrtlr Hilt. Tnou > uiidJ ( o In the Uniwn Imvo beun curM. ? Hy | i.nUntt/fclt. I'atenutlanri nuld K ) ytaiK Who fam wllv cun vrctr helt. Ktcetrla free ith nmlu belK Avoid worthliniln nupcn rlo ( w ' * ) tat/iMiVjijiiTbogas / ccMi'ipiniei Kltrlp Tru * t fur Itupture. 700 cured in'ua. Bend ttampfor namiilileU " - --lE.lHVfNTDB.lfii WAaASHAv , . CHIMCO- Tlio * VITAI.I'l V ll fBlllmf , Brain WRAIM-Uand RXIIAUbTKUor Toner I'llKJIAiL'IIEI.V Asr fltld at iwrfacl and h > ltni cliiR rap uc < .tnfulfr introd d licre. All v uLrnliiilatteiA drnln promptlf touc ked. 'I'llKATJHK stjiiia newer c p > r andinudlul en or t.nirul , An , ITII KK. CTmcult LJ.miolUtoorl ) ? ui ll ) with -U irliAut rtootora t'lll K. &VUUC AUEncy. NO. 17. Fuitoo Stiosl , New Yarkt Do you want u jwro , Jloom- Iiiy C'oinploxion ' { Jf BO , n low n iiitl I cations of JhiL'an's M AONOI.L1 ] JAL3I will grat- ii'y you lo your heart's con tent. Jt docs away with Sal- lowness , Itodnoss , J'iniiilcs. IMotdios , aiul all discuses ami inijH'ifocf ions of the Nkin. It overcoinostlio fluslnid apjicnr- anco of heat , j'atiyiio and ox- c.Homont. It makes a lady of TimiTYniinnur Imt TWEN TY ; and so natural , gradual , and jiorfoct are Its ofVocts. that ft isinipossiblo to tlotcct its application.