THE OMAHA DAILY BEEjjtJUESDAY , MAY 18 , 1388ft. THE DAILY BEE. OMAHA OITICK , Ho. uu Ann oio KAIIKAM 81 NEW YotiROmcs.RooM G5TntnunK HDIMHNH WABIIINOTO * OmcR. No. 613 Fouirrxr.Miit ST. Published every morning , except Sumlnjr. The only Monday morning pnpor published in tht Itatc. nimis ny MAIL : Ono Yenr. . tlO.OOTlir , < ? n Months . J2.M Bix Months , . 6.WOrlo ( Month . 1.00 Tnr. WEEKi.r HER , rubllihtxl r.vnry Wcdnosdny. TKJIMH , POSTPAID : OnoVcnr , trllh premium . , . f2.CC Ono Ycnr , without premium. . . . . 1.SS BIX MontliR , without premium . 75 Ono Month , on trial . 10 All communlcntlons relntlnjt to news nnd o < ll- tortnl matters pliouM bo tultlrossod to tlio KM- Ton or rnr. HXK. Mtrncnat All tmilnen litters nnd remittances should bo nnc1i-c. .opl to Tin ? HER I'miusmrui COMPANY , OMAHA. DrnftR , clieckH mid poMofllco onion to bo mndo pnj-nblo to tlio order of the company. m Bit ruBLismiclipAiT , K. KOSEWATBK. EDITOR. THIS UEI2. Bivorn Btntomctit of Circulation. State of Nebraska , I Cotmtv of Douglas. j * B > N. 1 * . Fell , cashier of the Uoo Publishing company , docs solemnly swear that thn ac tual circulation of tlio Dally Itco for the week eliding May 14tli , IbSO , was as follows : Morning Kvcntnc Date. KillUnn. Edition. Total Saturday. 8lh. . . . oKio , 0,000 IS.lttC Monday , loth . 7orxj n.boo Tuesday , lltl . 0 , : X ) r,81o 12,1 ic Wednesday. 12th. . ewe , : r.ar. . , ia , : K Thursday , istli. . . . o , : X ) n,800 12.100 Friday , Mlh . 0,300 S.8.50 12,150 Average . . .0.-IS3 5,83 12.SCC N. P. FKIU Sworn to nnd subscribed before me , this 15th day ot May , A. D. 18SO. SIMON J. FiRinert. _ Notary Public. N. P. Fell , being Ilrst duly sworn , Ooposoa and says that ho is cashier of the Bee Pub lishing company , that the actual average dally circulation of the Daily lice for the month of January , 18SO. was 10,378 , copies ; for February , 1880 , 10,5'J.i copies ; for March , 1880. 11,537 copies ; for April , 183C , 13,101 conies. Sworn to and subscribed before mo this 5th day of May , A. D. 1830. SIMON J. Fisitrcn. Notary Public. THE conviction of the boodle ahlormar Jaclinc , for bribery , wis : tlio first on roe oril in tlio state of Now York. It is nol lilcoly to bo the last. Cor. . MOUUISON is conlidcnt that Uu democrats will h.ivo a majority in tin next congress. Jeff Davis and demo critic blunders will have something t < say about this in the next elections. A TiUFLn of over four millions of nov stock will bo shortly issued by the Ponii Bylvnnia railroad company. This boon in the job printing ntinox of the corpora tion will not bo appreciated b the stock holders any more than it will by the sec tion tributary to the road which will to expected to pay dividends on these nuv evidences of indebtedness. WITH plenty of work at good wages Omaha's boom this year will bo largolj distributed among her working and in dustrial classes. This is the kind o boom which booms the longest am brings in the best results to the commun ity. Factories and mills , sternly employ ment for n large army of wage earners an worth more to u city than a dozen spas modio rises in real cstato values , whicl have their only basis oil a speculative ox oitemcnt. COHPOIUTION influences in the senat < have so far succeeded in preventing tin passage of the bill permitting the Haiti more & Ohio road to bridge Staten Islam sound. The Pennsylvania railroad own ! the two senators from Now Jersey , nm tlioyJmvo not yet scon their way clour t ( permit a consideration of the measure Now Jersey ought not to ucedatoloscopt to "seo its way clear" to shelve both Bowoll and McPhcrson when they come iip for ro-olcction. . TUKKEY'S reluctance to go to war will Grcoco is evidence that the advisors ol the sultan , understand the utter hope lossncsa of their situation. If thoj whipped the Greeks , as they cortninlj would with their largo and well drillot array , they would then huvo to grappli jwitli Russia , or with some alliance forcet into the conlllct by the indignation witt which Europe would certainly bo fillcc by the spectacle of Greek Christians be' ipg crushed by the superior numbers o : Uiolr Moslem foes. Two weeks will bo devoted to the dis cussion of the tariff in congress as soot aa the appropriation bills are disposed of When every now congressman has boor given uu opportunity to print n speed iu the Itccord in order to convince hi ! Constituents that ho has boon doing some tblug in their interests congress will pro oped to vote down Colonel Morrison' ; Bioasuro by a majority which will she 1fa.o deep and pervading sense of the no- fesslly for tariff reform which animate ; the democratic party. POLYOAMY has received the heavies blow in the decision of the supreme cour ol the United States dismissing the ap ycal of Apostle Snow. By this deolsloi 410 appeal lies from tlio supreme court o titan territory in any cases of uulawfu Cohabitation. Apostle Snow haa boot { ouud guilty of unlawful cohahitutloi with three wives , and as tlio penalty n eix months imprisonment for each oll'enst | } i ) will go to jail for eighteen months hd as ofUin 'tlioreaftor aa ho shall com Wit the offense. Under this kind o prosecution oven Mormon zetil will grov weary , | NOTHING .strikes oastoru visitors mon | 6rclbly , and is the subject of moro fro qucnt conunont , than the prodigality o the farmers of tlio west. They economize in smallmattcrs , and are lavish in larg Affairs. Crois ] are left uncribbcd , hay tin covered , machinery exposed to rain am anew , with tlio inovitablo" result of a cal upon thcmonoy sharksa mortgaged farm find hard labor eaten up by interest paj BionU. The successful farmers of Ne braska , whoso thrifty looking homo neat fences , carefully tilled iiold find roomy barns and sheds bespeak the energy nnd cafe of thol swnors , nro the mon who havd watchot VotU the spigot and the bunghole am Uavo promptly noted and stopped nl Joaks as they began. The wen who hav Scraped along , struggling to keep th' ' putgo within the Income , avoiding del \ gild shunning money Joanors are , wit Tow'oxcoptlons , the wealthy and intluon ila ] farmers of the west to-day. K > ravugapco moans debt and debt mean worry nnd loss of property cither t bolo or part. Tlio Ulster Horolt. The defeat of homo rule , if it com en , will bo largely duo to the turbu lent opposition of the Protestant Irish of Ulster. The Ulster loyalists occupy the northern province of Ireland whore wealth Is greatest and enterprise has boon stimulated by English favor. The Ulster men are largely the product of Kngllsh planting. They have been the chief benilioiarlea of English opposition and English misrule. For centuries they have tilled the most lucrative odlces , dic tated the policy of Dublin Castle and kept alive the llamo of religious warfare in the Island. Ulster has always been loyal because Ulster has never suffered the miseries which drove the rest of Ire land to revolt against English tyranny , On the contrary , every coercion net which ground down Connnught , and Don egal , and Cork , and the south and west , only increased the trade and Influence of the north. The most severe legislation has always received the support and countenance of the Ulster loyalists , bo- cnuso it only made their star rise higher in the ascendant as tlio trusted as sistants of the crown. The Ulster loyalists , although a minority of the population of Ulster , nro a powerful po litical force. Ifyey nro wealthy , prosper ous , shrewd and active , They have shown their skill and valor on many an English battlefield. Always staunch sup- uorters of tlio crowu in every crisis , their appeals to tlio crown against homo rule carry much weight just at present. The additional news th.it they art ) purchasing rillcs and ammunition , drilling in com panies , and boasting of their abilitv to put 00,000 men in the field if necessary , naturally complicates the situation. For all this Ulster must yield. Homo rule for Ireland can mean nothing less than autonomy for the entire island including the Jack tories of Belfast. The majority must rule. A small but power ful minority has controlled Irish destiny too long. Tlioro need bo no fear of civil war. The rancor and intolerance of a Catholic parliament could not surpass that of Protestant Ulster for the past two centuries and thcro is no reason to doubt that a Celtic majority with Parnoll at it s head will display moro tolerance and equity towards the Saxon element than the Saxon element has over displayed to wards them. The threatened revolt of the Ulster loyalists is not surprising , all tilings considered , but it cannot perman ently obstruct the path towards homo rulo. Dividing the Circuit. Tlio senate has passed a bill providing that the Eighth United States judicial circuit , which includes Nebraska , shall bo split into two parts. This action is de manded by the steady increase in the business of tl o federal courts in tlio sec tion covered by the circuit of Judge Brower. As it is now , the Eighth circuit includes Nebraska , Kansas , Arkansas , Colorado , Minnesota , Iowa and Missouri , and tlio places of holding court extend from St. Loula to Denver , and from Little Rock to St. Paul. The bill as passed by the senate takes Missouri , Iowa and Minnesota out of the Eighth circuit and makes of them a separate circuit by themselves to bo known as the Ninth circuit , the Pacific coast circuit composed of California , Nevada and Oregon , whicl ! is now the Ninth , changing to the Tenth circuit. The people of Nebraska will bo pleased to know that the bill specifically provides that the now judge which this iucroaso of circuits would require shall bo ap pointed for the Ninth circuit. Judge Brewer has won his way very rapidly into the contidenco and esteem of the bar of the west , with whom ho has bccu brought into contact. Ho is able , dignified and al ways found on the side of the people. His judgment has not boon warped by corporate influences or twisted by associ ations with land-grabbers and jobbers. His decisions are commended as lucid and learned and his general manners and urbane deportment make him popu lar wherever ho goes. It is worthy of note that the majority of federal court judges are mon of high character and ability. The shrewd and caustic Caldwell , the learned and polished Nixon and n dozen others who might bo mentioned , are instances in point. Good salaries and a lifo tenure of oilico are standing premiums to attract the right class oi moti to those high positions of judicial trust. They are also standing arguments in favor of higher pay and longer terms of oilico in our state courts if wo are ever to bo frco from the mortification of see ing the supreme bench filled by brainless - loss noodles and half-fledged pettifoggers. Women Lawyers. Mrs. Kate Stononmn , of Albany , ap plied a few weeks ago to the general term of the supreme court of Now York for admission to the bar of that city , and was refused on the ground that she was not entitled to admission because the right to practice law vas limited to mon by the express provision of the statute. This decision has resulted in the prompt passage of u bill abolishing the distinction of sox as n prerequisite to the practlco of law in Now York , nnd in addition has caused comparisons of the .vocord of different states on the same question. There are now forty-eight women law- years in the United States , distributed as follows in the order in which the states iirnt admitted women ; Iowa , 3 ; Missouri , 3 ; Michigan , 0 ; Utah Territory , 1 ; District of Columbia , 3 ; Maine , 1 ; Ohio , 4 ; Illinois , 7 ; Wisconsin , 5 ; Indiana , 2 ; Kansas , Oj Minnesota , 1 ( from Iowa ) ; California , 0 ; Connecticut , 1 ; Massachusetts , 1 ; Nebraska , 1 ; Wash ington Territory , 1 : Pennsylvania , 1. To tal , 48. The admission in all these states is to tlio highest courts except in the case ol Pennsylvania. Women huvo also ap peared as attorneys in several of the local courts of Maryland and have been ad mitted to United States courts in Texas and Oregon though not to the slate courts. Women wore admitted on their first ap plication without any change of the lain \ \ in Iowa , Missouri , Michigan , Utah , Dis trict of Columbia , Maine , Ohio , Wiscon- sion , Indiana , Kansas , Connecticut , Nebraska and Washington Territory , In Wisconsin and Ohio after some women had been admitted others were refused by other judges , and the legislatures at once passed laws forbidding the cxclu siou. In Illinois , Massachusetts , Minnesota seta and California the courts would not admit wonien until laws were passed and the legislatures promptly passed them. The first admission of a woman occurred in Iowa in 1809 , when the statute provided only for the admission of "wldto 'malo persons over the age of 21 ynard. " Both the words ' 'white" nnd "male" s6on after dropped out of the statute. In the other states where women were admitted on hrst applica tion thcro existed cither the common law on the subject , ( whatever that may bo , ) or the words "malo. " "citizen , "or "vot er" wns In the statute relating to admis sion of attorneys. Those statistics gathered by Elln S. Martin , of the law firm of Perry & Mar tin , both of whose members nro women , nro doubtless correct. Miss Mnrtln docs not glvo the proportion of woman nttor- noys who nro practicing advocates. There is reason to believe that by far the greater proportion are engaged in some of the lines of the profession other than court work. Some are editing law re ports nnd periodicals , others nro convey ancing nnd still others assisting in prn paring bri-afs. Tlioro is no reason why the profession of the law should not bo thrown open in all the states to women as n field for their mental activity. They have accomplished n fair degree of suc cess in medicine. Why should they not in the no less exacting ono of thu law ? AH Incentive to Corruption. The large revenue surplus which even congressional extravagance fails to wipe out is a standing incentive to corruption and jobbery in Washington. No ono im agines that the Blair educational bill , thn Eads' ship cnnal scheme or a score of other projects involving immense expen diture would have boon seriously consid ered or even introduced in congress , but for the inducement and the opportunity afforded by n largo treasury surplus. The southern representatives who arc so loudly in favor of thn sohomo to appor- potion eighty millions for school money among the states would have been quick to denounce it if it had been necessary to raise the money by taxes on raw ma terial , onnproduction , or on .the neces saries of living. According to the best estimates the now tariff bill , if passed , would reduce the surplus revenue to the amount of twenty-live millions. The Morrison bill is defective but it is on the right lines. Wo nro taxed to extortion under the high tarifl , which exists as ono of tlio relics of the civil war period. As n result , while nearly every finance minister in Europe is wrestling with : i deficit , the treasury ol this country rejoices in a surplus of many million dollars above the wants of the government. Tariff reform means re duced taxation. But it also means n re duced trensury surplus and the removal of a constant incentive to jobbery and extravagance. The surplus has proved a powerful corrupter of political sentiment. It has given the demagogue free range for the Introduction of mcaS' ures "for the popular relief" which would never hnvo received an hour's respectful consideration if the vast sums which thej called for would have necessitated in creased taxation. The great game ol grab at Washington is inspired nnd kepi in operation by the overflowing troasurj whoso contents arc taken from the pockets - ots of the people by needless taxation tc maintain industrial monopolies nnd tc protect the interests of capital at the ex pcnsc of unprotected labor. JEFF DAVIS has retired once moro tc the privacy of his home. It is rumored on the best of autnority that his move mcnts in tliis direction were hastened b\ the earnest entreaties of southern sena tors and representatives who saw in his treasonable apologies for treason a com ing retribution on the part of a loya ! north. It was not the maudlin sentences ol a broken down rebel which aroused the indignation of the country so mu ch a ? the bursts of cheers which greeted the oratgr. The Montgomery speech of 1880 may yet bo as memorable an in cident in the history ot tlio democratic party as the Mont gomery speech of 1801. The country will not forgot that it is democrats whc are cheering tlio reminiscences of trca son to-day just as it was a rebellious democracy which fostered and sustained treason twenty-five years ago. There is a deep and a pervading sentiment that the men who could listen to and applaud such sentiments are not loyal citi/.ons oi the general government. And with this will come the conviction that there can be no sentimental compromise on politi cal issues with a wing of a party which , holding a controhng influence in party affairs , abuses the Ameri can privilege of free speech to talk loyalty nt Washington und to applaud - plaud disloyalty in Alabama. The bloody shirt has boon laid aside as thread bare and worn. But the issue of loyalty and treason cannot bo again raised in the country without stern protest from the mon who ventured their lives to uphold and to maintain the unity of the states. There is certain to bo an answer to Mr. Davis' millings. It will bo such an an swer as will render the Irip of the arch- traitor a memorable ono to the with which all bis friends afliliato. TUB Black Hills people are jubilating over the near approach of the railroad , Track laying has begun from Buffalo Gaji north and the rails are expected to reach Rapid City by Juno 15th. With the advent of the railroad will como a prosperity tc the Hills which there is every reason to believe will far exceed the most sanguine anticipations of the old timers whc "rustled" and prospected in the gulches from Rapid to Deadwood nearly ton years ago. Unlike most mining sections , the Black Hills rise from the midst of rich and productive farming - ing lands and a section of country entirely capable of supplying most of the necessaries of lifo from within a fen miles of the mining camps. With Us gold and silver , mica and tin , iron nnd coal , the Black Hills country is moro riehlj endowed with mineral wealth than nnj other section of the west. The coining ol the iron horse will enable that region tc produce the precious mettle moro cheaply , and consequently to increase production while other Industries long dormant will spring into a prosperous activity as the .result of rapid nnd open communication with tlio manut'acluriug centre of the country. GBNEIUI , MILES is still to bo heard from. The scalp of the festive Geronimc still sticks securely to his cranium in spite of signal fires , infantry trailers and the dismissal of the much abused Apache scouts MAYOR BOYD has returned from Chicago cage , but the nomination for inspector ol buildings.has not yet put in an appear- anco. Ijftbcuiic ] Streets. The attention nfXlyi city council cannot bo called too stronglj to.tho . cryingnoocs- slty for labolliiiKiont streets so that citi zens nnd stranjKirs ban find their way about Oiunlm ifflfhsstatod , Wo know of no city in the couijtrj ; as.doficlont in iden tifying street signsins our own. It is dllllcult for resident to pick their own way about , cspeclhllj1 In the now portions of the city. l''or grangers it is practi cally impossible. Aft abortive move was made last year to i have the names of the streets painted inside the street lamps or printed on papcPsllps nnd fastened on the glass. It failed a ? so ninny other plans have failed and has not been resurrected since. Every corner lamp should bo marked with the name of tlio streets on which it faces This Is needed first of all , because nt night signs on houses nro not visible. In addition all corner buildings or fence posts where houses do not stand on the comer should have small signs bearing in white letters on dnrk background the names of the streets which thoj * angle. There is an immense amount of time and more profanity wasted now In hunt ing for streets in Oiunlm , the location of which are not known. Aside from the letter carriers , real estate men , hack drivers and newspaper boys , wo venture the assertion that thcro are not n hun dred of our citizens who could go unas sisted to n definite house in some of the undefined parts of Omaha. Visitors to our city feel the lack moro strongly than our own people and comment upon It in terms which do not ndd very much to our credit. The council ought to make a move at once to have the matter reme died. . STRIIS should bo taken to nbalo the nuisance of street obstruction in Omaha. Ono of the chief duties of the police ought to bo to report promptly the names of all parties who cluster up their side walks with boxes or who needlessly fill the streets and cutters with building ma terial and refuse after the work of con struction is over. Attention is called to the northwest corner of Harncy nnd Fit- tccnth streets , where Tom Murray's building material fills nearly half the street and has been n source of complaint for the past six months. Brick nnd sand , beams and brush and refuse make an un sightly pile which have no business where they are placed unless they are to bo used at once in the con struction of the long delayed brick front. The complaints are not limited to the obstructions caused by building. Many of our merchants feel a sort of proprieta ry interest in tlib * pavements and sideWalks - Walks in front of their places of business , and use thorn freofy for storage purposes and for unpacking 'jvnd sorting goods greatly to the discomfort of pedestrians and travelers. Therolis no good reason why the commission Houses should bo al lowed to pick over apples , husk cabbages and sort decaying' , vegetables on a public thoroughfare. During the warm weath er , now coming on , thtro is every reason why all such offer/dersi / should bo mndo examples of for the phblie good. There is a place for everything , but the place for goods is not outside the curb line oren on the sidcwalks.dcdicatcd . to public use. The same conditioni'bf ' affairs exists'in many of the allUys in business parts of town , with the added disadvantage that ash and swill barrels join their odors to these of decayed vegetables , empty beer kegs and fragrant packing material. CONGHKSS has disposed of all the gen eral apwropriation bills but two , and will shortly bo ready to enter upon the excit ing but profitless work of dodging on the tariff. Col. Morrison will call up his bill at an early date and watch the burial of the corpse later with tcp.rlcss eyes. KINGS AND QUEENS. Princess Clementine , of 1 > ink. is four teen years old , nnd is said in delightfully piquant. The marriage of tlio Princess Anicllo , of Orleans , and the duke ot Drag.inza will occur on May 23. Prince Uattcnbcrg lias an Idea , if the royal family of England does not treat him better , of buying n ranch in Texas and turning cowboy. Empress Eugenie will spend the month of Juno in Scotland , Queen Victoria having Krnclouslyplaced Abcrgcldlo Castle other disposal. They have started n subscription In Paris to set a wedding present for the Princess Ainello d'Orleans , who is to marry the crown prince of Portugal. Queen Victoria wrote a beautiful and wnrm hearted letter to the widow of Principal 'JL'ul- loch. Her Majesty , with all her eccentricities , has a warm motherly heart. They make a terrible fuss over a royal mar- rlagoln Spain. The Infanta had to go through a performance ut her nuptials lately which would have frightened a Mikado elrl. It Is a terrible pitytlint Queen Elizabeth was compelled to die before she had enjoyed a slchtof this year's spring hots. They would have delighted good Queen Bess. Prince Alfred of Edlnburc ; Is to bo sent to the principal school of Coburg this summer. Ho Is a delicate boy and It is understood that ho will oass the winter at Malta with Ids par ents. cThe widowed queen of Spain Is deeply in terested In I'lObldent Cleveland's wrddlnsr , and the dowager Queen Isabella dances a pas soul every time &ho hears the nil air men tioned. ' ( Thn Empress llaru /Japan , Is only five feet high , but when j o stamps her little foot Pooh-Uaws tremble. , Sli9)Weais ) ebony teeth and frescoed e > o broy , a.nd Is very fond of American chowlng-KUUi. u The prolific Koch tfnmlly In Berlin have asked the Emperor'the'Drown ' ( Prince , and Prince William to btand fe godfathers to tlio three last boys nnd a nbhnce that they now have nlno boys ready 1'n .duo time to bo re cruits In the German , arjii ' . Queen Victoria's Balmoral palace is set down on the Aberdeen county valuation roll as worth 82,000 n year rental , while the entire - tire estate Is nssessed.for < tixatlon nt a value oi 8100,000. The value * of the Abcrgcldlo estate , which she rents fr6ra Mr. II. M. Oor- don for 820,000 a year , Is less than 57,600. Queen Victoria's desire to marry her wid owed daimhter-ln-law.the duchess of Albany to her widower son-ln-Iaw.the duke of Hesse , can bo accomplished without the passage of the deceased wife's sister bill , as there Is no EiiRllbhlaw agatiibt marrying a deceased wife's slster-ln.law. Wales' sister , the crown princess ot Ger many , learned Irom the late Mrs. Bancrolt , when her husband was United Slates minis ter at Berlin , some American culinary curi osities In the way of pumpkin plu and dough nuts , which she delights tq display on other tables. It Is remarked that UUuiarkls shy of the hospitalities of the crown niiucess. It Won't Do to Let It Go at That. St. iMitli Uepubltean. "All anarchists 'nro cowards , " says the Philadelphia Press. . It ( s ell enough to say so , but It Is not well enough to lot U go nt thnt It takes a first class coward to mnke n first cln < 3 murderer. Safer in tUo hong Htin. 0 Wto h Time * . Your anarchist will now bo sorry ho did not tiso his mouth nioto and his bombs less. A Suspension Wonted. Clilcago A'ttw. Mr. Parsons wants the public to suspend Its judgment. The public , however , Is moro In the humor to suspend Its anarchists. Tnkoa the head. Grand Mrtnd Independent. The Omahfi HUE takes the load as n Nebraska newspaper , both In circulation niul amount and variety of news matter. Take Notice , JMmlt Vrct I'rtft. Tlioro were no Irishmen ninon ? the bomb- tlirowlnc anarchists In Chicago. But there was an Englishman. The British press please take notice. , The 1'oonlo'B Choice , Van Wyck clubs are bolnp organized In every part of the stalo. The "old man" poems to bo the choice ot the great mass ot tlio people whatever the polttlcuns may say to the contrary. The Ono AVny to Get ilofonn. O'A'em lYf/mne. When tlio people take the matter Into their own hands nnd sonil men of the stamp of Van Wyck to represent thorn , wo may ex pect reform In the matter ol railway rntos , but not until then. Sticks to Ilia Pick. LnmlHMaio. } Cttlztn. " " said the to "My Rood man , philanthropist the street laborer , "do you never have cause to grumble at vour positions' ' " "No sir , " wns tlio answer , "I took my pick at the Too Often True. Kew Orleans Pfcayiiric. Policemen are bound to bear the sins of those higher In authority. They would make many moro nrrests nnd suppress ninny more evils if they were not whistled oil by Interested pnitles. The RraHon Why. O'iYdll Tilliitnc. Van Wyck la not loved by his associates in the bcnnU : . The reason for this dislike Is very'npparent ' to a close observer of the doIngs - Ings of the millionaire senators. In a recent speech Senator Van Wyck said : "Can you make tlio men of America bellovo that the three hundred millions claimed by Vnndorbilt and the two hundred millions claimed by Gould were honestly obtained I" What a back-handed slash that was nt many of his fellow senators. Mr. Van Wyck's facetious remarks are well-pointed. Why Should We Worry ? Howard C. THpp. Oh , why should wo ever worry about The tutuic , the present , or past ? For tlie seasons produce tuo much to doubt That our lives shall always last. Wo nro tossed and tumbled upon Time's waves. In the whirlwinds of grief and glee , And shall sink nt last Into desolate graves , As a ship sinks into the sea. There may bo gods In the skies above , There may be a hell below ; There may uo a law for our hate and love , A reason for Joy or woe. Oh , why should we lintc , with a hellish hate , A brother or sister fnlr ; Since we all shnll sutler the same sad fate , After our years of care ? The Two Rich Mon of Nebraska. Pcoria Journal : Mr. Henry Witto , who is believed to have been the richest man but one in the state of Nebraska , was found dead on the prairie near Lincoln , a few mornings ago. Ho wandered away from homo and a sudden change of weather occurred. Although the country is thickly settled , and ho might easily have gained the shelter of ono of the fttrm houses , he appears to have become dazed or demented , and to have continued tq wander about until overcome by fatigue and exposure , ho lay down ana died , and his body was found stiff nnd cold on the following morning. Mr. Witte went to Nebraska many years ago , and removed to Lincoln , the capilol , when that city was first laid out on the virgin prairie. John Fitz gerald , who is probably worth $8,000,000 to 81,000,000 , , is the richest man in the state , nnd Mr. Witto was probably the next , with $2,000,000. They both com menced life with pick nnd shovel on the streets and railroads of Iowa and Ne braska. Mr. Witto owned about ! 50,000 acres of choice hind and probably half n million dollars in property in Lincoln. Ho was noted for tlio extreme care ho took of his own interests , and the fact ho never made any manifestations of public spirit. Ho paid his taxes grungingty and wns a continual growler nt puuhc im provements of any kind. Fit/.gcrald is entirely different. Ho is generous , open hearted , a strong advocate of public im provements , nnd hns done a great deal m improving Lincoln , Plattsmouth , Omaha , Nebraska City and other cities in the state. He is an earnest , warm hearted Irishman and Patrick Egan went to Lincoln direct from Ireland upon Fitzgerald's invitation and was assisted in business by him. The two rich men of Nebraska were no more alike than if they belonged to different species of animal kingdom. General Butler's Nophow. Chicago Herald. George II. Butler , the dissolute nephew of the gonornl , whoso death occurred a few days ago , was in the beginning a brilliant man. The opportunities that he had were most enviable , but he threw them all away. Any one of a dozen chances that were given him through the instrumentality of powerful relatives and friends would hnvo been the making of a youth who had his mind set on rising in the world. Ho graduated from \Vest Point witu honor , und might have been somebody in the army. He hold enviable positions on the metropolitan press , which would have been the stcuplng stones to succes if he had proved him self worthy of them. Ho married a well- known and popular actress , and as n tho- atrlcal manager ho once had prospects that wore most Haltering , Ho obtained n high position in the consular service , but threw it away. In these nnd in other fields of endeavor he found himself pushed forward on many occasions to places from which advancement would have boon easy if ho had not proved wanting , Butler's weakness wns his appetite , It ruined him. It reduced him to bojrgnry , deprived him of friends , dulled his in tellect nnd shattered his health. Ho hns died nn object of commiseration nt an ago when ho might have been enjoying the comforts and honors of success. Prob ably no young American ever had more advantages than he , und certainly none over went moro persistently to destruc tion. Kirk's Gorman I'llo Ointment. Sure euro tor blind , bleed Inc. and Itching Plies. One box lias cured the worst cases ot tenjcars btandlm ; . No one need suirerten minutes after using this wonderful Kirk's German Pile Ointment. It absorbs tumors , allays tlio Itching at once , nets as R poultice , gives Instand idltf. Kirk's German Pllo Ointment is prepared only for Piles and Itching oi the private parts , and nothing eise. Every box Is warranted by our agents. Sold l > y druggists ; sent by mall on roculptbf price , > 0o nor box. box.DIC C. 0. BENTON , Pitor , Cleveland. O. Sold bC. If. Goooduian and Kulm & Co. A CONVICT CLERGYMAN , A Preacher Teaches Yale Stndonte to Play Poker , A Handsome Wolf In Olrrlcnl CJnrb Plucks Now Ha vcti People nnd KlopoH With n Connect- ! cut Beauty. Now Haven special to the Now York Morning Journal : A few days ago a distinguished-looking gentleman who was dressed In the garb of an Episcopal clergyman arrived in this city and ob tained accommodations at the boardinghouse - house kept by William II. Joyce on Orange street , The stranger seemed in clined to bo communicative , nnd said that his name was the Hov. Henry Urowu and that his home wns In the far west. Ho had como east to study French , so that ho might bo butter nblo to preach to the colony of French pcopln that were settled near him. Ho also wished to ralso money to build a church in the border town whore ho was to stive souls. 13y way of credentials ho showed a letter of introduction , which ho claimed had boon signed by the Uishop of Montana. brown soon succeeded in interesting a number of Now * Haven clergymen in his behalf , and with their assistance secured a largo class of music scholars , which was composed chiefly of young ladles. Ho was a good vocal and instrumental musician , und his fair young pupils pro gressed finely. Urown suumcd to take a fatherly inter est in thorn , and they almost worshiped their instructor , who always opened the lesson hour with prayer. Fond mammas from all parts of the cily llockcd to Brown's apartments to consult with him in regard to their daughters' souls , and notwithstanding the fact that several of the more experienced papas pronounced tlio sanctimonious parson a fraud and impostor their good wives secretoly sup plied Brown with liberal contributions of money : md often cheered him with their presence. While Brown wns thus getting himself into the good graces of the ladies and re lieving them of their spare change , ho was also making liimself solid with the hulf-doion wealthy Yalu students that hoarded with the Joyce family The stu dents liked the jolly parson and delighted in listening to his stories of lite in the far west. Ono day Parson Brown explained to the Yale boys how the minors and ranchmen played poker , The game differed slight ly from college poker in general and Xalo poker in particular , nnd the young men urged the good man to in struct them into the mysteries tlioreqf. Brown lost all the time and insisted that he was only playing to amuse the boys. At last luck seemed to change and one ovenin < j Urown won $1,800 Irom the students , which was all the money they had. The money was sent by the parents of the boys to pay the board of their sons. The following night they played tigain and Brown won their watches , rings and other valuables which they staked in lieu of money. The students implored Brown to give them back a portion of their money. Ho laughingly remarked that he would send it to their parents if they so desired. This effectually silenced them , and Brown was left unmolested to gather money from his lady friends. To Miss Alice Marsh , the daughter of one of the wealthiest of the residents of this city , Brown was particularly atten tive ami at last the1 twain became engaged , Mr. Marsh was kept in ignorance of the fact , however , mid it was arranged that as ho seemed to dislike Brown very much. the twain should go to Now York and got married , after which they should return and ask the forgiveness of the old gentle man. man.Mrs. . Marsh was so infatuated with the man of God that she did all she could to help perfect the plan and readily con sented to lend Brown $500 to pay the ex penses of the trip. MissMarsh persuaded bc.-r father to give her $1,000 to purchase a spring outht in Now York. Thus pro vided the pretended clergyman and his confiding companion departed for Now York on the same train , but when they reached that city instead of proceeding to the house of an aunt of Miss Marsh as had been arranged , Brown persuaded the innocent girl to go to the Grand Union Hotel for dinner. Miss Marsh's wallet containing the $1,000 was trausferred to Brown's pocket for safe keeping and ho started oft to order dinner. That is the last Miss Marsh ever saw of him , und she at last wont to the house of her aunt and related her story. Brown , it is now supposed , is In reality Royal M. Jowett , who escaped from the Michigan penitentiary about four years ago , This story of his career in New Haven has been kept very quiet and only the immediate friends of the family know that Alice entertained anything more than a friendly regard for the parson. Detective James Ilowel has been looking for Brown for several days and if ho la captured will probably spend the remain ing portion of his life behind prison bars. The losses of the students will reach $3,000. , Brown hod collected about $3,000 from Now Haven people to use in the erection of the Western church. His board bill of $00 Is unpaid. The Marsh family contribution amount * to $1,500. 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