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Hxvorn Statement ofClrculntlon. Stnto of Nebraska , I County of DoilKlns. f N. P. Fell , cuslilcr of tlio Hco Publishing compniiVi docs solemnly nwcnr tlmt the ac tual drciilntloii of tlio Daily lieo for tlio past fifteen publishing days of April , 1BSG , wnqos follows ; Dalt. Iiiriilim I'llitton. EtcntnoEdition. TnM 1 IU'00 12,090 2. Ti.770 11.U70 3.B. . . . . .n , , o C.1W 12'HX ) B. . . . . .7,0011 5,840 12,810 o 200 G.720 11MO 5,700 12OfiO , 11,120 5,070 ' " " ' u'i ! ! ! ! ! ! ! bo fi.fillO 11,800 10 0,4:10 : 0,050 12.4SO 12 7,100 5,1170 12,770 13 11UIO it 5.7BO 12,000 JB 5,775 12,050 10..0 7 , " ) 5,72.- > 12.0CO 17 nIBO 0,100 Total . . . .ti : > ,7PO gflK20 182,000 Dnlly nv'ogo 0,183 5,788 12,173 . N. 1' . Fun. . Sworn to nnd stitomupd before inc. this 17th Uny of April , A. U. leSfl. SIMON J. Fisiir.ii. Notary Public. N. r. Fell , hclnc first duly sworn , dop'oses nnd says Hint ho is cashier of the Heo Pub lishing company , that the actual avcratju dnlly cliculation of the Daily IJco for the month of .Janiuiry , 1S8G. was 10,378 copies ; ior February , 1880,10,693 copies ; for March , IbSf ) , 11,637 copies. Sworn to and subscribed before mo this 17th day of. April , A. IX ItteG. SIMON J. FtfliiF.it. Notary Public. LOCAL Industries tire the sura archi tects of local prosperity. The towns and cities of Ncbinsktv nrc growing the fast est whoso public spirited citizens : ire in ducing capital to locate in their midst , furnishing employment to labor nnd a market for homo products. THE French.government has warned its people of the dillicnlties nnd dangers of emigration "particularly to America. " If half a dozen other governments would follow surt there would bo no complaint of workingmen hero , who find every year the pressure of foreign immigrant labor harder to withstand. Slit. GOULD calls attention to the fact that ho is in the habit of minding his own business. Unfortunately Gould's busi ness which ho has minded so carefully Las been tangled up with the broken for tunes of a score of wrecked corporations nnd a thousand ruined business men. This is the kind of industrious reserve which the public is not disposed to com mend. AN honest assessment would bo about the biggest boom which Omaha could ask for. It would mean at least half a dozen millions added to our valuation through an increase in the valuation of property owned by wealthy tax shirkers and syndi cates. The property of men of moderate means 1ms always been assessed proportionately tionately higher than that of the rich in Omaha. CHOLERA has broken out in Italy and there is every reason to believe that Europe is ngain to be menaced by another epidemic of the scourge. This moans of course that every precaution must betaken taken at all American ports to prevent the importation of the infection. But after nil quarantine measures have been employed , the best precaution of all is cleanliness. Cholera thrives on lllth. It r breeds in garbage and spreads by means of dot-ay. Clean streets , clean alloys and garbage-clear back yards are deadly enemies of the deadly cholera. OMAHA is stretching out so rapidly into Douglas county that the interest of the city in the administration of county affairs is scarcely less than that of her own. The trouble with the county board has boon for years that they have not felt as thov should have felt the force of public sentiment. Their proceedings have tnkon the form more of secret con claves than they have of public meetings , pnd the voters of Douglas county have consequently been compelled to judge fcy results because they have boon largely Jk pt in ignorance of their methods , ft paunot ' bo repeated too often that the wlde'st publicity of administration in pntyovs on which taxpayers are inter- Mtod is most wholesome * to the connmm- Jty. The public is entitled to know the nnd wherefores as well ns the do- of plUeJala elected to posi tions of trust. Street corner caucuses may , satisfy oflieials by removing disson- pio'ns in the board , but they will not 'jtixswor a public demand which calls for full Information on natters Inyliich all hayp a vital intercut. . _ . ; . ? thuy como. The immigrants int io obraskaaro pouring with unabated , yoh.uno across oiir borders ' and pushing 'ewlossjy into sections w'lijeli a'yo yoarij Jgq were uninhabited anil prpnonituqd Hinlubltblo. | : ( KorUi and south alike ( tro fooling tlio impress of tho' inllowln .population which is crowding tlio trajijs nnd ( lowing in long processions of white pqyqreil prairjo scJiooNprs jnto tjio fron- ijgr ppuntios. } Jqt jt | ijot ulono pppn- lajlnn wlllsh is being added to Nobrnskn , Tlfc western I'mDors ugl'1' lmt V10.clasq . of immigrants is bettor than 'n ny preceding year , bringing with * them considerable capital ns well as industry and experience and pluck. > Many como from Illinois nnd Iowa with comfortable menus to take up free land while land is still free. Others have sold f valuable farms olsowhnru in order to * , * UU't tielr | buys in a state where farms , -win yet be obtained at a small cost. It is .pleasant to note that in n number of in- .etanccs colonies , with all the c.qulpments t-older nnd mnro settled life , school * , Tchurch orcanlzations. ludustrial oeoupa- / tion * nud jevoral lines of Inislnosi , have ' taken up land together to build up mm ' eminunltloj in a now state modelled , 'in obdoiy and nnrgy aud thrift after " i cM from tVhich tliey como. ' Vnu AVyck's Trmluccrs. . Whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad. The political sleuth hounds tli.it arc su furioualy barking tit the heels of Senator Van Wyck must surely hnvo been seized with the rabies. Vnn Wyckophobla will bo the death of them. Although the senatorial campaign is still six months tihcadof us , the phials of gall and wrath have b6en emptied nt the senator and the state is deluged with the frothings of the political mad-dogs. The Omaha Republican has not only devoted n whole page to Vnn Wyck , but has followed It up with columns of edi torial vnporings ever what the maniacs are pleased to term "publlo opinion" against Vnn Wyck. That page of Van Wyck- ophobitij embodying extract * from twen ty-six papers , is headed "Thirty-six pa pers belonging to the grand old party express their opinion of his ( Vnu Wyck's ' ) treachery. " There nro over SCO papers in Nebraska , nnd twenty-six of these constitute one-tenth of the entire state press. But do these papers voice Iho sentiment of the grand old parly , or are they merely the paid telephones of the central monopoly oxchnngo and hireling assassins of char acter ? Let us pull the masks from the treach erous faces of some of these bushwhackers and lot tioncst republican's judge for themselves out of whoso mouth Van Wyck Is denounced and vilhlled. Tirst in order comes the malignant and over-zealous home organ of Jim Laird til Hastings. The kind of republicanism it represents is symbolized in its patron saint. It Is Stinking Water republican ism , with the morals of n whisky bloated libertine , the bravado of a rowdy , and the overbearing swagger of the slugger. Next comes a shrill snarl from the dog-in-tlio-mangcr down in the slate of Beatrice , who has boon yelping at Van Wyck over since Algernon S. Paddock failed of re-election. Who Is setting him on , nnd why he never stops snarlinjr , wo leave the publlo to divine. Ho docs not voice the sentiment of republicans in Gage county , whoso nominations ho has bolted whenever his kidneys were out of order. The average "yallor" dog is on- titled'to greater respect than such a mis erable cur. The sublimity of impudence is reached in Valontina's West .Point paper , which peremptorily demands that Van Wyck should bo retired. Valentino , wo re member , was a bar-room and billiard- hall loafer until ho happened , through the generosity of John M. Tluiyer , to be appointed register of a land oHico. Ills career in public life has been a disgrace to the state. Cheek by iowl with the lowest of political bummers his highest conception of political statesmanship was to'paek conventions , play capper tor monopolies , assist land grabbers , and engineer all sorts of jobs. Ohl Sonu- onschcin nnd Schwonkl What a great man you have made of n small bore politician ! Next in prominence comes the epistle from St. Paul , through the Kendall organ , which concocted that confederate spy libel that Yost and Nyc repeated until ' convicted by'a jury of twelve men , good nnd true. Shades of Lincoln , Garlield , and Grant ! What a republican model this man Kendall is for all Nebraska ! Kendall has good reason to froth at the mouth at the mention of Van Wyck's name. Had it not been for Van Wyck , nnd republicans who detest jobbery and thievery , those school land swindles would never have been ventilated , and Kendall might still bo up for some fat oilice. From the homo of the notorious ropro- brnto Cams , at Seward , comes a howl of pent-up indignation at Van Wyck. Cams is just the kind of a republican who is shocked at any exhibition of honesty , decency and independence , . It would not do for him to miss the opportunity to lling dirt at Van Wyck through pismire editors. From Saline county , whore "tho man of straw" has posed as an example of pure republicanism , comes a protest against Van Wyck. But we understand that Mr. Dawos expects to bo struck by senatorial lightning himself. Therefore Mr. Dawcs is excusable for repudiating and retiring Van Wyck. The North Bond coyote shows his teeth , but lie , to'o , is excusable. Ho lias just been bounced out of the postollice. Wo arc not surprised that ho nlso wonld like to Hail Van Wyok. The wretched little whiffets who make up the rest ot the mad canine menagerie nro hardly worthy of notice beyond the moro remark that nearly every one of them belongs to the old kennel in which the most disreputable whelps , bred by the spoils system and railroad domina tion in Nebraska politics , were associ ated. It is very tortunato for Van Wyck that this villainous crow nrp his sworn enemies. Ho can dare them to do their worst. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The DoorH Must Open. Senators Phttt , Butler nnd Logan have spoken within the past week in favor of abolishing the secret sessions of the senate. All took the ground so often taken by the BEK thai the transaction of public business behind closed doors was detrimental to the publlo interests , nnd only served ns , a clonk boliinu which nialiuo uud envy stiUkod fitife ( Yarn rebuke by the country. The secret executive session has long beeq ( ifarea so far us the publicity of tin } essential parts of the proceedings huvo been cnnci'nuul. ' The dcsiro of senators to plaeo them selves right before their constituents or to make political capital has for years operated to. mnkq the average participant in executive session a very Jcaky vessel , So long as the republicans warn [ n power nnd the question of conlinning or reject ing a nomination atlootcd only ropubllr cans ( he demand for throwing open lluj doors jvnf ) rnsj&tcd successfully. Now that opposition to a nomination moan very often the retention of a republican olllcinl or his displacement by a demo- orfit "lo polut ° f view has changed. Sticklers foi' 5e ! aier.W oUqiiottq are giving way befoi'e A Jm" ' lie sentiment which insists upon knowing the true inwardness of thu reasonv for senatorial actions. Sen ator Logan spoke unruiervodly a few duya ago of the corrupting iuiluencei of eoi-ct MusloDf upuu Buniuur * , who niuk Uie of the veil of tecivcy to ooucwni iholr advo cacy of unlit nomination * . No one knows bettor bouv till * matter than General - oral LouNU , who eertainly has telt and admitted the full , fore * of party obliga tion ! in tht matter of nypomtmentd. But Charles II. Vuu Wjok Is the man who sUrted , more than two years u o , the crusade against secret sessions , -when ho demanded on behalf of the public that Iho doors of the senate should bo thrown open for the consideration of Minister Foster's Spanish treaty. An Inprnctlcnl Solieme. The county commissioners have adopt ed a resolution requesting architects to submit their views ns to the construction of another story under the court house. In our opinion this resolution will servo no other purpose than to delay the much needed improvements of the court house grounds. The scheme is utterly imprac tical. It would not only bo extra hazard ous , but would not warrant the enormous outlay , even If wo had a guaranty of per fect safely to the structure. The main object , ns wo understand It , is not so much a dcsiro to enlarge the accommodations for the county ns It is to cut down Fur- nam street eight or ten feet more. That project may as well bo dismissed tirst as last. That proposed now story under the court house would not place the city in n better condition for lowering the grade on Farilam than It is now. At the very furthest the now story would bo nix- teen to eighteen feet high , nnd tiiat would only bring it two or three feet be low the present grndo. To cut Farnam ten feet would not only require , another story under the court house but n now retaining wnll around it. Grant even that this would bo feasible nnd we still meet tin obstacle to lowering the grade which cannot be overcome without an outlay of n quarter of a million dollars. To lower the grade of Fnrnam ten feet would require n cut not less than thirty feet at the summit of Douglas street nnd fully twenty feet at the crossing of Eighteenth. Hartley street , which is already iivo or six feet lower than Fnrnam , at Seventeenth , Eigh teenth and Nineteenth streets , would have to bo regraded. The entire asphalt pavement on Fnrnam be tween Eighteenth and Twentieth streets would have to be destroyed , and repaying these two blocks would bo as expensive as the original job. The Sioux Falls pavement between Fifteenth and Eight eenth would all have to bo taken up and rclaid , nnd so would the block of stone pavement on Sixteenth between Far nam and Douglas. Now who is to pay all this expense ? The money to cover damages and cost of ropnving cannot possibly bo raised by voluntary donation , and the taxpayers of the whole city nre not likely to vote a quarter of a million dollars to carry out such a-gigan tic scheme. Much ns wo would like to see Farnam street lowered , wo do not re gard it ns a practical scheme. The com missioners nro only wasting precious time. Wo wapt the court house grounds graded and sodded this spring. They have been an eye-sore long enough. The retaining walls should bo built just as soon ns possible , nnd the tomfoolery about building smother story under the courthouse should bo dropped. THE Vandorbilts have made another generous gift for which they are receiv ing well deserved praise from the New York press. This time it is the donation of n quarter cf a million of dollars for the construction and endowment of a building for Iho clinical instruction of medical students in connection with the College of Physicians and Surgeons of New York. It will bo remembered tliat n few months prior to William H. Van- derbill's death , ho made a gift of § 300- 000 for a new medical college building and grounds. In January last , Mrs. Wil liam D. Sloan , his daughter , together with her husband , agreed to present to the College of Physicians and Sur geons , properly endowed and equipped , a maternity hospital and lying-in-asylum , to bo known as the Sloan Maternity Hospital. Tim gift of Messrs. Cornelius Vandcrbilt , William K. Vanderbilt , Fred erick W. Vajiderbilt nnd George W. Vanderbilt ' dorbilt is to'bo supplementary to the two already endowed. The Vanderbilt Clinic , as it will bo called , will include a free medical dispensary on the first floor , an amphitheater for clinical instruction on the lloor above , nnd a number of small rooms for private instruction or instruc tion in specialities. The clinical work will bo on diseases of the eye and ear , throat , heart , lungs , nerves , genito urinary organs , wkin diseases , and diseases of women and children. Every facility for practical study under the most skilled physicians will bo af forded , while surgical work proper will bo loft to the Roosevelt- hospital and Ma ternity hospital , ndjoining. These three gifts of the Vnndorbilts will always inseparably connect their ntimo with the advance of medical science in the United States. Combined , they will give to the College of Physinns nnd Sur geons a leading position among the med ical institutions of the world , while they will afford to the poor the best of medical advice free , and also will enable them to secure medicine without cost. OUR cable dispatches show n stoadyif a slow revulsion of feeling in England in favor of the Irish measures proposed by the ministry. The modifications of the land bill from the first draft have con ciliated many of the dissenting radicals , nnd oven thought to have left the way open for Chamberlain's return to the cabinet. Mr. Gladstone's declaration that he would not insist upon the exclu sion of the Irish members from West minster , and would reconsider , if the house saw | it , some of the provisions of the ioiip | ) riq | | bill concerning imperial taxation , has also gained the adherence of n number of wavercrs. The postponement , of the second reading of both bills until next montti is also considered favorable to the ministry. The opponents of Mr , Gladstone have in sisted throughout \ \ \ debate that the country has hud no opportunity to ex press itself nnd that consequently it was unfair to bring forward such radical measures nt tlfu time. The Easter vaca tion will give all parties nn opportunity to make their appeal to the rural districts. Bptl } sjdeq are now indu&trJously qrguni- zing public meetings. Although the dni- lv uross of Loiiaon is a unit against Mr. clubs are united in his support and shonm2 , , ( \ \ premier finally record n victory it will recall the ancient distrust ho 1ms had of the London press. His faith in great < iuestiou5 has always been with the coun try. _ THK Now York supreme court has de cided that it takes something moro than representations that a couple are man and wife to constitute a marmgo in New Yoik ; namely , that thu woman must up' nose that she is n wife nd not merely bo a party to uu imposition on the pubio. | The case wns that of Cnmilln G. Bartlclt , whoso "husband , " Joseph E. Bartlclt , forged a marriage 'flbrtlficato to enable him to live with 'tlio girl in her moth er's house. Tlio flcjinan tirst sued for support of her child , unucr tlio statutes and later bronchi stlit for divorce on the forged ccrlllicatc. The judge held that the court could ndt find n mnrringo ngnlnst the admission's dt the woman ] in the other suit. TIIEKK are other cllles , besides Omaha that think the city council can fix the price of gas. It has Just been done in Kansas City where the price lias been fixed at $1.00. The gas company made no prolost , but on the contrary "saw" the conipany and went it ten cents bet tor , making the price $1.80. No bolter proof Is wanted of Iho immense pro 111 in gns. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ THE striking epidemic nmong the school children of St. Louis has been summarily squelched. They had organ ized n regular union and proceeded to inaugurate a strike ngainst long hours nnd music , when one of the teachers corralcd several of the loaders and gave them n sound threshing. That ended the strike. Nr.nuASKA and Iowa have became great butter producing stales. Their dairy interests ilomnnd protection. Tlio bocus butter fraud is a Mvlndlo on con sumers and n damage to the producers of butler. Our laws forbid Hie sale of oleo margarine or bultcrine as butter. The should bo enforced. . CONNECTICUT became famous on ac count of its wooden nutmegs , and now Iowa seeks notoriety through tlio pro duction of bogus eggs. * It is high time thai n hen convenlion bo called lo insti tute n boycott. IP there nro any "prominent demo crats" in Nebraska who haven't spoken for one of the four now olllccs to bo cre ated under Iho new land districls. lot them speak right out or forever hold their peace. THE exposition building is proving its capacity lo accommodate all classes , sizes , and conditions of entertainment from n masked ball to an old style re vival. THE men who howl loudest about Inxes are llic men who lie awake nights in scheming how to evade them. PROMINENT PERSONS. Emma Nevada is soon to become the guest of the wife of Senator Jones. Ex-Pi csident Arthur I has not been out of the house since early lit February. Private Secretary Lament will remain at Old Point Comfoit until cured of a severe attack . . of neuralgia. , , Mrs. General Sherld n is the Princess of Wales of Washington society. She is as amiable as she is lovely. ' Prince Fuscliinl , a imimbdr ot the Imperial family of Japan , is at Paris , studying mili tary science. ' Thaddcus Fairbanks the celebrated scale manufacturer , died April 12' , aged.OO years , at St. Jolnibbury , Vermont. | Many charming young ladles are wonder- ingiwhy Mr. Carnegie , tliuPlttsburg million aire , who is so good to his employes , does not marry. ' Mrs. Van Cott the , silvcr-toiiKiicd revival ist , so impressed a young man In Denver that ho voluntarily returned 51,000 ho had stolen from a friend. Mrs. Phelps , wife of the American minis ter , made n deep impicsslou at Her Majesty's last drawing-room. Her dress wns a perfect poem bound In velvet. Mary Anderson Is computed to bo worth SrxW.OOO , which is said to be safely invested in real estate , gas stocks and railway shores , both In England and America. Kate Flold is one of the most attractive la dles in Washington at present , judging at all events from the great amount of attention she is receiving from the most prominent people. Carl Schttrz Is acting -as attorney for cer tain boudholdlng Interests of the New York. Philadelphia & Buffalo railroad , a position ho secured through the friendship of Henry Vlllard. Mrs. Oscar Wilde says that Oscar makes a very good husband , only when she asks him to Dii t coal on the fire ho always Insist that theio Is a sunflower in the room , mid that 1m Is warm cnotign. A Poor Arbiter. Having rhetoric Is a poor arbiter between capital and labor. _ AVoumu Suffrage. St , Louts Republican. The Connecticut senate voted down the woman sutTrago amendment two to one. The movement does not move In New Eng land whore It originated , nnd there Is very little hope for anything In politics that can not carry its own ward. Bribers and Bribe-Takers. Sonic danger still lurks in rascality , The man who Is mean enough to accept n bribe Is also craven enough to expose the brlbei when ho Is concerned. Out of this Infirmity of ras cals justice sometimes reaps her proper har vest. _ _ Needs Coiillrnmtion. The story from Nebraska to the effect that a mnn who wns | nvltfd by another to take a dilnk seized an ax anil broke In the head of the Individual whq Hindu1 the pioposltlon wll | need confirmation. Under ordinary clrcuw- stances the Nebraska infrn who Is called up tea a bar comes with t'nongh enthusiasm to make a dent on thu rail. ' t- - ! - Huinblo , Ho rocs. There are men of woitUandihonor Who are ever bravo and true. ' Who aio stroiif : to work andisutfor In whato'er they find tP dos And although their lot bo lowly. Though they ne'er bo known to fame , Tlinnsli theciowd should pass them coldly , They are heroes jnsttlijs aamc , lie who docs his duty l > r'iivoy ] , ' Though It lead thronglr ( tumble ways , Who would scorn nn evil action , , Who would not withhold his helping Fiom a sulfcilng brother's meeds , Sin el y U as much a hero , As ho who does greater deeds. Her JlusJmiuJ. May Brown swore out n complaint in the police court yesterday against her husband , Charles Brown , for assault and fonpryi According K > , or story lie placed her eomo weeks flgo u" 2 "ousfl 0 ! ill repute , nnd has since been supporting himself on her infamous earnings. Sun day she went to thu road house with n young man Brown learned of this , nnd hiring a horse und buggy started after the couple , lie overlook them near thu road house. A scone of violence ensued , in which the woman nnd her friend re ceived harsh treatment nt the hands of the infuriated husband. On the way home Mrs. Brown was beaten brutally by her spouse , and she bn * determined to prosecute him for it. MARY ANDERSON'S UOVER. Death of Inventor Gtanscoak , IVho Itothcrcd Her. There died a short limo ago near Flom- ington , Clinton comity , Pa. , a remarkable young man who was two or three years slnco well known among the young bloods of this city. His nnnio was Jasper Glasscock , and his occupation that of an inventor. Ho first achieved notoriety by his devo tion to Mary Anderson , the actress. Not content with admiring her from a box in Now Yo k. ho followed her wherever she traveled nnd attended every performance she gave. Hnuquots , per fumed notes and valuable gilts handed nn by ushers cost him much moro than his railroad faro nnd hotel ncpommoda- tions. Glasscock actually believed , as long as ho lived , that Aliss Anderson cherished a tender feeling towatd him. His attentions were so marked and an noying that Dr. Grlflln was at last com pelled to have him arrested. Returning to Now York , Glasirock wns so chafed by Ids champions that h6 again took to the road anil shadowed the fair actress moro than over. Ho was again arrested at the instigation of Dr. Grillin , and tliu justice lectured , threatened and lined mm , anil Glasscock became completely discouraged and abandoned the chase , although ho could never free himself from the illusion that , but for the inter position of the cruel slop-father , liis happiness would have been complete. Glasscock was the inventor of numer ous patents , but his reckless and spend thrift habits soon placed the ownership of them In other hands. Ho was in great favor with curtain manufacturers , who would make for him any article he mod eled , and they usually .succeeded to the proprietorship of the invention. After a Saturday night and a Sunday of extrav agance lie has been known to borrow a dollar at the Hotel Brunswick lo pay his faro to some New Jersey town , shoulder liis lawn sprinkler or other similar inven tion , and return before the week was out with $ ; ! 0t ) or § 100 us his share of the prof its on the sales. Handsome , with charm ing manners , a quick wit and a ready longuo. ho was known in almost every city and town within a radius , of fifty miles of Now York. Village belles bought his goods on sight , but the recollection of Mary Anderson rendered their charms and smiles and coquetries harmless to his heart. Among his inventions were a railroad catr wlucli could bo smashed to pieces without killing a passenger ; a machine for opening hot boiled eggs without burn ing one's lingers1 , an indestructible water proof covcritKT for tents , horses and ord nance , far superior to rubber or canvas , and an improved wire insulator , with which ho parted for a pittance , and which is now extensively used throughout the United States. Glassclpck left New York about a year ago , a disappointed , disheartened man , without money and with broken health. The announcement of his death is the first news that has since been received concerning him. The imriicdiato cause of his breaking down was the failure of a pet scheme on which ho had long med itated , and which had cost him a vast amount of labor and patience. For months ho gave himself up to perfecting a plan whereby ho might rob the sub- treasury in broad day light of a large sum of notes or bonds. To this end a captain of a sailing vessel , brought from Brazil a baby monkey of a species that never exceeded the size of a dwarf. For days and days ho secluded himself with his pet , teachinghim nllmanncrof tricks. Those before whom liu exhibited the in telligence of the little animal pronounced its performance marvelous. At an al most impreccptiblo signal the monkey would jump on the breast of a by-stauu- or , snatch a concealed handkerchief from his cdatpocket , and return with it to his master , before the astonished victim could realized what had occurred. In the same way ho would deftly take a dime from a man's vust pocket , or re move u mere scrape of paper from the frame of the highest hung picture in a room. Ho was made familiar with the touch and smell of bank notes , aid ; seemed to realize that they were of value , for when turned loose on a hunt he would pass by handkerchiefs , scarfs , rings , etc. , until ho found a bill. When the monkey's education was completed Glasseock began visiting the sub-treasury with a view to picking out the dullest custodian of money. Glass- cock felt confident that the monkey could do it unobserved. His frequent visits to the sub-treasury on trivial business , however - over , soon aroused the suspicions of Capt. Sampson , and Glasscock found himself constantly shadowed while in- side. Thus foiled at the outset , ho ho turned his attention to the down-town banks , and finally selected two which of fered exceptional advantages for the success of his scheme , the cash being easy of access. His plan was said to bo to enter ono of these banks dressed as an English tour ist. A largo , perforated field glass case hanging by his side was to contain the monkey. Presenting a check which would be lidcly to demand a consultation between the paying teller and cashier , ho would , as the former stepped away a few paces , let the monkey out , point to a" package of bills and show him the way through the open space beneath Iho grated window. Then stopping a little away * from the window ho would turn his back toward and await the monkey's return to his case. Should the trick bo success ful bo would be in possession of $35.000 or $50,000 in cash. Should the monkey bo detected ho would explain that the an imal had escaped unnoticed by him , and being of a mischievous nature had pro ceeded to amuse himself in his own way. If the bank officials were inclined to bo suspicious or to have him arrested ho would aak ono of them to accompany him to thn postollice to secure a letter which ho had just mailed to a friend in San Francisco , notifying him that ho had that day slilppod his monkey as re quested. The letter would bo found , and subsequent Inquiry would show that the friend was a genuine ono and was ov- pocting the monkoy. Glasscock would then explain that ho was on his way to an express ollico to ship the monkey , the check presented would prove to bo genuIne - Ino , and there would be no evidence against him. . On the Sunday prccpding the carving put of this plan dlasscock went driving on St. Nicholas avonuu with n parly of friends , On their return at night a heavy cold rain sot in and the monkey took a chill , A bad cold followed , and although Gassconk | attended his pct-ul ht and day mm secured first-class medical attend ance , the delicate creature died in Glass- cook's anus on Wednesday night of quick consumption. Glasscock was almost heartbroken over the affair , for | io had learned to Jove the monkey better than ho did any hu man frioiujs. Ho took the corpse to White PJalns and buried it in liis favorjto ramble on one of the banks of the Bronx river. Ho was under .the inllncnce of liquor when ho came back , but avoided his old chums Und spent most of his time in unfainllhir and out-of-the-way places. A few weeks Jator ho relumed to the Brunswick , paid all his bills and left the city without a cent or a farewell to any body. His career from that day lo the tijuo of his death is not known there. . , , , "sslnjr Situation , * * . . . An Kmuart. - . Mn.nl.n Philadelphia North American , _ - was a marked change in the cast of Popitaon Friday night. When Lillian lUissoll warbled "comu and kiss me , " it was not Chaiincey Oicott who bent over her , as heretofore. Mr. Oicott is a .sing er , and had no knowledge of acting when he began in Pepita , but he hoped that his voice would carry l.im through until ho could learn to kiss a woman be fore an audience without blushing. The critics cut htm tip sevcroly because of hl alleged awkwardness. Now Mr. Oicott has quit. " 1 don't profess to know anything about noting , but 1 believe 1 could hav lonrned enough to carry mo through if I had tried under moro favorable circum stances , You see , when the lender of the orchestra is the husband of the lending lady it sorl of unnerves n man when the Indy stretches out her rtrms to him nnd sinus 'como and kiss mo. ' ns Miss Kusscll dltl in Poplin. Mvdutv was to wind my arms about Miss Kusscll nhd bend ovorj her. I wns ji.st on the point of doing this the first nijjht when three slmrp Voromptory raps startled mo. 1 glanced toward the orchestra , nnd thcro was Mr. Solomon holding his bow suspended ever thu footlights nnd glaring nt mo. His face said as plainly as it could do. 'Don't ' you do it.1 "Of course , my business wns to loan over Miss Kusscll , but ! only thought df Mr. Solomon at that moment , and lot go of Miss Kusscll ns though she wasn't n very handsome woman. If I appeared us awkward nt thai moment ns I felt , I don't blame Iho nudienco for not liking mo. The same Ihing occurred the next nijihl , nnd occurred every night after ward. Those three fierce raps came from the orchestra just nl the critical moment. They not only unnerved me for that particular moment , but they made me afraid to approach Miss Uussoll nl nil. I think I shall return to the minstrels again nnd stay there until I can gel an engagement in n conipany which does not recognize nnv relation between the leading lady nnd the leader of the orchestra. " * IV HAT'S IX A NAME ? Tlio Fashion orsta o hatties Tliolr MntrliMl NninoR. Philadelphia News : The use by no- tresses of their maiden names or assumed lilies is common in. Iho theatrical profes sion. Say what you will , it is an evi dence of a desire to create an unnatural interest in tlio male portion of nu au dience. True , many of the moil uslima- bio women on Iho singe , model wives and mothers , permit this suppression of their wifely names from no wrong motives , and simply nl Iho pleading suggestion of managers , who never hesitate an any thing to excite the pruriency of the public. In the days of the old stock com panies it wivs customary to see man and wife billed in the stime cast as "Mr. nnd Mrs.1 So and So. But now you rarely see the marital title on a play bill , and yet , strange to say , there nre very few women prominent on Iho slaco who are not married. Think of Hint , yo callow youths , who send lender missives and ex pensive bottquels to favorites of the foot- lighlsl And not only nre mosl of them married , but many of them have a brood of little ones to look after. Let me run over for you , in proof of what I have said n few names that I can nail to mind. Fanny Davenport , nil Philadelphians know , of course , is Mrs. E. I1. Price. Louise Pomeroy , who is now playing in i'orcpaugh's theatre , is Mrs. Arthur Elliott , her husband being the leading man of her company. Louise Thorn- dyke , who is playing "Tho Jilt , " is Mrs. iJion Boucicanlt , and Agnes Roborlsou claims Hie same title. Theresa Vauuhn , who was at Hie Arch slreet theatre last week with "We , Us nnd company , " is Mrs. William Meslayer in private life , but legally she is Mrs. William Houpf , thai being her husband's real name. Maggie Mitchell is Mrs. Henry Paddock. The royal looking Hose Etyngo is at pres ent Mrs. Cyril Searle. Hose Coghltin only recently became Mrs. E. F. Edgerly. Mar garet Mather's proper name is Margaret Miles. Kate Clnxton , who created such a furor in tlio Two Orphans und who was in nearly nil Ihe big hotel fires , is Airs. Charles Stevenson. Little Ellio Ellsler has Mr. 1'rnnk Wuston for her husband. Lillian wns , up to yesterday , Mrs. hd- ward Soloman , but the marital band is dreadfully strained just now. Agnes Booth became Mrs. John B. Sciioellel about six months ago. Little Ida Mnlle , who looks like n child \ipon the stage , carries around with her in privnle life the ponderous name of Mrs. Benjamin Tut- hill. Jolly Kate Caslloton , who was the ideal of the dudes , was devoted to two hus bands who were sent to prison , Joseph Elliott , a forger , and Harry Lee , a defaulter. She is now married to her present manager , Hairy Phillips , Eliza Weathcr-sby 7s Mrs. Nat C. Good win , mid Alice Atherlon bears the name of another clever comedian , Willie Edouin. Even Minnie Mnddcrn is not unfettered , her gorgeous name being Mrs. LeGrand White. Cute Minnie Palmer is said to bo Mrs. John Rogers , but as that gentleman is her manager , and n very shrewd ono al thai , he denies the state ment. Marie Wainwriglit is Mrs. Louis James , nnd Marie Prcscott is Mrs. Peiv.el. Irene Perry is married to the piano man , Albert Weber , nnd Luura Joyce , who is the best "Kntisha" In this country , is married to Digby Bell , the "Ko-Ko , " who objects to having her as his wife iu the opera of The Mi kado. Minnie Conway is Mm. Osmond Tearle ; DicKlo Lingard is Mrs. David Dalziol ; Kittie Blnnclmrd is Mrs. McKco Knnkin , and the graceful Louise Davenport bears Iho nainu of W. E. Sher idan. Mrs. Albert Follin is the proper title of Maude Granger. The tragic Jan- nnschcck is Mrs. E. J. Pillott. Annie Pixley is a devoteil mother , whose chil dren know her best as Mrs. Koburt Ful- ford. Clnra Morris lias a handsome , gmy. haired husband in F. C. Harriott. Lix./.lo May Ulmur uses her husband's last name , she being properly Mrs , George Ulmer. Albinti io Mer is tlio wife ot Sam'l of Poson , or , moro properly , M. B. Curtis. I'll hurry through a few more names which I can recall. Caroline Hill in Mrs. Herbert Kelcoy. Lily West is Mrs. Harry Brown , Ello | Millon is Mr.s. Frank. Milton , Helen Danvray is Helen Williams. Marion Elmoro is Mrs. Frank Losoo , Ada Gray is Mrs. Charles Watkins - kins , Lollio Church is Mrs , John A. Stevens , Julia Wilson is Mrs. Charles Fox , Dora Wiley is Mrs. Richard Golden , Mattie Viekers is Mrs. Charles Rogers , Lizzie Harold is Mrs. W. S. Comloy , Maggie Harroldis Mrs. William Davidgo , Jr. , and the beautiful Mury Burroughs , of the Madison Square Theater , is Mrs. Louis Mas'sen. Tlio songstresses nro equally deceptive : Alice Oats is Mrs. SuuiuulVatkins , und Einina Abbott is Mrs. Eugtino Wethurc.ll. That wonderful eoiijralto , Mine * . Soalchi , is the Countess Lolli , 'nnd Efclkn Gerstw is the wife of Dr. Giirdlni. Min- iiiu Hank lias a dreadfully long name Min. G. Von Hesse Wnrtejrg , Marie Ro o is the wife of Henry Mapluion. So 1 might go QII for hours , mitil both you nnd I went tired , But I think I have said enough to carry juv point. The word landlord probably bucnme applied lo innkeepers and tavern keepers by virtue of their letting their rooms and apartments for hire. Landlord , in com mon phraseology , no\y mciins u person from whom houses , lands or Ipclging ? nro rented. The word is u reliti of feudal times , when thu possessor of hind was actually dominux Urruc. Addi.son uses the word as meaning the muster of nn inn. inn.Tho The rays of the sun do ; iot strike at tjie same angle upon thu earth at all times and places , h has boon ascertained .that water is rnibod four imtl a half -f'ie.1 ' al the equator. This elevation corresponds , to the increase of tcmponunru. 't ' iionw \ " 'i nt the bottom aNo decreases. 'This isUtho self v"f tliu idf J > trca i , which ex- crcises Jo important " uonce , , , , the cllmuto of the eablorn ana i-fteui continents. _ _ Mrs. fJ. S. Spooncr and Mrs. George Lnwton are in Culltoniiu , iniendnig to make u trip of 11 few. months through southern California. 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