1. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE. SATURDAY. APRIL 17. 1888. . THE DATLY BEE. OMAHA OFFICT.NO.IU ( ANnoicT'AnxxM ST Nr.w YOIIK OFTICK , HOOM Cii.TntntJNR Dint.mNO WjlSHIKOTOtf OmCH , NO. 613 FOUn.TKr.NTII ST. rnWIshfrt every mornlniroxMplPun < 1fxy. The only Monday morning pnpor published In the ttntc. TTHMS nr MAIM Ono Ycnr . $10.COiTlirco Months . t O > BlxMonths. . , . 6.0oono ! Month . 1.00 THE WEEKLY HFK , PuMlsliod Kvory Wednesday. TF.nim , PosTPAiDi OnoVenr , with premium . , . . . , . . $2.00 Olio Venr , without premium . . , , . 1-2.1 Plx Months , without premium . . . . . . . . 75 Ono Monti ) , on trial . , . 10 All communications rclntlnR to news nnd oill- torinl tnntlera should bo addressed to the liui- Ton OF rni : HER. nnstsEPB Mnrr.tui All iMiilnrM letter * nnd romlttnneos slionld bo IKIdrOSfCd to TlIK llnB I'UIIT.lPlimO COMPANY , OMAHA , Drafts , chocks nnd poitotTIco ordora to bo Hindu pnynblo to the order of the company. IHt Bit POBLISHIIlfciSPAH , PROPRIK E. HOSKWATEIt. HotTOrt. SnxAToit MANI > IUSON : lias presented n woman's sufVrnga petition. Altliough ho 5s not in favor of giving the ballot to women , his gallantry permits him to present - sent petitions to bo coiislRnutl to the pigeon-hole. SRNATOK LOOAN'S strongest nrcrumcnt for open executive sessions is that news paper men generally ascertain what is done In secret sessions , or mnko pretty correct guesses. There is no use trying to keep secrets from them. Mr. Logan's hoatl Is very level on this subject. Tun Hcrnldstill continues to shout for organization in the democratic party in Nebraska. It is evidently trying to re pair the damage done by the great dis- organizer , Dr. Miller. It can consistent ly urge such a movement at this time , as Dr. Miller if wo have not been misin formed is out of politics. Tun inventor of scales , Thaddous Fair banks , died last week at his homo in Ver mont. With all his ingenuity , Mr. Fair banks never Micccedod in inventing an appliance which would hold the "scales of justice" oven , whcro the interests of the people and of the corporations cnmo iu conflict. 11 I Ait , of its exchanges will note witli con 'M ' gratulation that the bright and breezy little paper , the Washington Critic , has passed the first anniversary of its exist" ! cnco and outers upon its second year of prosperity under the most favorable con ditions. The editors of the Grilic have shown that a newsy , well edited and spicy paper can be made a success at the na I tional capital. iII i THE boulevard question ought to betaken taken up at an early day by the city and county authorities and definitely decided upon. The plans prepared have mot with general favor on the part of our II citizens. If action is deferred , it will bo found difficult to secure the right of way which was so freely tendered last fall by property owners along the route sug gested when the matter was under con- ONE of the cheekiest things wo have liuard of lately is the attempt of a Chicago commission firm dealing in grain , stocks , etc. to have the Omaha board of trade offer inducements to It to open a branch establishment , probably a bucket 'shop , in this city. Other towns , the firm states , have offered tangible inducements nnd prepared places of business for it. The Omaha board of trade , however , is not lending any material assistance to es tablishments of that character. Tnn fair Mrs. Helen M. Gougar , who distinguished herself in the woman's suf frage campaign in Nebraska several years ago , is again in trouble. She has been lying about Mrs. Delia M. Parnoll , who , she avers , accused the Irish of treachery , called the land leaguers nor on- omics , and said that her dearest friends Mad forsaken her in her troifblo. Mrs. Parnoll has found it necessary to come out in an interview , denouncing Mrs. Gougar as a brazen-faced falsifier , to use a mild expression , and to deny separately nnd collectively the statements , which the shrieking sister of Indiana put in her mouth. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ EIIILADKLVAIA papers are noting with Interest that work has been renewed on the now public building or city hall. The structure is the most monumental nicco of municipal extravagance in the country. Between cloven and twelve millions of dollars have boon expended upon it since the laying of the corner stone in 1872. It is the largest building , finished or in course of completion , in tlio United States , and is estimated to Barer 9,800 more square foot than the cupitol at Washington. The lower on the north side will bo surmounted by a Matuo of Pcun , and its extreme height when completed will bo 533 foot. It has now reached a height of 270 foot. THE question whether secret benevo lent-orders are exempt from taxation un der the provision of the state constitu tion ; exempting property used for bonov- lent or charitable purposes , has been fioeided adversely in Indiana. Judge Hbrst in rendering the decision made the following points , which are of Interest to BTcbriiskans , as they cover u question eftou raised In this state. The state law , , sampling property from taxation be- eauau of its use for charitable and benev olence purposes , must bo strictly con strued. Whore exemption from taxation ir granted for property used and sot apart for charitable purposes Jit covers only such property as may bo hold or oc cupied for such purposes , nnd not the property leased for business purposes or diverted to secular uao for gain , tflio use , in order to como within the terms of the exemption , must bo directly in aid of the charitable Din-pose. In considering In a general way the subject of taxing such organiza tions , the opinion makes the following point1) ) : 1. A corporation for business purposes , although such pin poses may indirectly contemplate benevolent re sults , is not a charitable institution within tlie meaning of the law , 3. A beneficial ' Rooiety whoso beuelits and bcnovolonce is entiuod exclusively to its contributing members , I * not an association for char- ' ' fctible uso. 8. A charitable institution , k , be exempt from taxation , must bo Jiarely charitable. A good clmrltnblo use k public , not iu the sense that it must ta executed openly in public , but in the eoo ot being so general and indefinite 'iu ito objects nsto be doomed of common The New I/nnd District * . Senator Van Wyck's bill creating two additional land districts in Nebraska was taken up in the house yesterday , on motion of Congressman Uorsoy , nnd passed. The bill now goes to the presi dent for his signature , and will without question become n law within a few days. This news will bo received with pleas ure by the settlers of western and north western Nebraska , w.ho will bo chiefly affected. The now land ofllces will bo located at Chadron , In Dawos county , and at Sidney , In Cnoyonno county , each town being practically in the center of the district for which the local land offices will do ser vice. The Chadron land district will take in all that section of the slate com prising what was formerly old Sioux county , and which Is now divided into the counties of Sioux , Dawcs and Sheridan. Up to the prcsont time all entries in that part of the state have been recorded at Valentino , and the necessity of making a journey , often amounting to 150 miles , has boon a heavy burden upon settlers. The now office at Chadron will open with literally "a land ollico business. " The rush of settlement which , ra year ago peopled that section from the sand hills to the Wyoming line con tinues unabated , and promises to double the population within the next six months. The section of the state which will bo served by the Sidney land ollico will bo taken out of the jurisdiction of that at North Platto. The now ollico will bo ns much of an accommodation to the people of western Nebraska as the Chadron ollico will bo to the settlers in the northwestern part of the slate. Set tlement Is pouring rapidly into that portion tion of Iho slalo and the land outside of the railroad limits is being taken up wherever available. There , will now bo the usual scramble for Iho comfortable offices of register and receiver at Chad ron and Sidney and the 'hungry demo crats will lose no time in forwarding their applications and endorsements to an already distracted administration. The Assessment HutnbtiR. Until wo have a radical reform in our methods of assossmcnls , llio taxpayers of Omaha will continue to suffer from the unjust discriminations of the men who regulate the basis of the tax levy. Ills a notorious fact that during Iho past ten years the assessments in Douglas county have boon n mere sham. Millions of properly owned by wealthy citizens has gone scot frco of tax , while the realty of the men of moderate means has been as sessed fully up to the limit. It is safe to assert that Omaha's taxable wealth in real estate is fully a hundred mil lions while last year the returns of the assessor showed less than ten millions for all Douglas county. There is no reasonable excuse for such a condition of affairs. The root of the trouble lies in the fact that the assessors and the heavy property owners have a common interest in concealing and in undervaluing property. At every olec- . _ . . . . . . tlnn fnf nrnnin * n .n < - - ) 4.UJ. .U. * .U . - _ . j .ww.t.wu * OOW03ljrS lit IU1OjlJ bllti great tax shirkers use their money and influence to secure men as assessors who will "do the square thing" by their prop erty interests. The assessor finds it to his interest to favor all his constituents but ho naturally grants more favors tote to the wealthy and influential than ho docs to those whoso influence is confined to the individual votes they cast in caucus or at the elec tion polls. The election of assessors Is the basis of improper assessments. The assessed have a direct pecuniary interest In escaping taxation as far as possible. The motive is strong in the case of every assessor to favor the assessed erIn In other words to undervalue property. No reform in the gross wrong of unequal assessments can bo permanent until this motive is removed cither by the appoint- montof the assessors or the election of a chief'of assessment who shall appoint his ward assessors and map out the work so tlwt property of a like class Is assessed equally throughout the city. TVHI They Materialize ? Wo will presently see how much the high-sounding promises of real estate dealers and largo land owners are worth when put to the test in giving substantial aid to manufacturers. There nro parties in this city now who desire to establish plow works and stove factories. They need , of course , largo tracts of land whore they can command shipping facil ities. Wo are told that their oflortsto get such sites on reasonable terms have so far been fruitless. The real cstato dealers have an abundance of land to sell at top-notch prices , and the heavy property owners are not public-spirited enough to donate real estate , oven if it docs double or treble the value of the adjoining property. The now manufacturers' trust company which is about to bo incorporated will afford the proper menus for testing the sincerity of land owners in their dcsiro to build up manufacturing industries. If the promised liberal donations in land available for such , purposes materialize , , wa hlmll have no difficulty in increasing our manufacturing resources. If they fall , some of the land which Is now being .held at fabulous prices will bo a drug on the market in loss than three years. fTho real estate boom will boom itself out by the time the heavy building is done un less wo provldo steady employment for workiugnieu In factories and mills. Other liuuils than OUCH. Tho. week in England has boon notable for the continuance of the great debate on Gladstone's homo rule bill and the in troduction and adoption by parliament of the budget for the coming fiscal year. The liberal dissent to homo rule has been voiced by Uartiugton anil Uoauhon , while the pyrotechnic Churchill has spolcan for the coubyrvatives in opposition to the motiburo , All those speeches have only brought Into public attention the fact that the enemies of homo rule have abo- lutoly no remedy to offer , but more Inert opposition to any concession looking toward legislative independence for Ire- laud. On the other side , the ministerial programme has bcou strengthened by another powerful apeech by Mr. Glad stone In answer to the objections of the opposition , and by supporting speeches by Attorney General Russell and Sir William Vernon Harcourt. Hoth Mr. Gladstone and Harcourt tauutod the orators of the opposition with being unable to agree among themjulvus or oven to obtain the agreement of any two of them to a' plan alternative to thut for which the ministry is responsible. They challenged the enemies of homo rule to produce a scheme of their own , or to maintain thnt the present relations of the two countries is tolerable or thot it can bo made tolerable by means of coercion , and warned them that though the present bill may fall and the present government fall with its defeat , the Irish question will still confront par liament as importunate and asinoxorablo as over , * - * Indications ftro most unfavorable to the passage of the measure. Amid all the dally papers of London not one supports the bill. The most influential ot the provincial organs nro solidly opposed to its passage. The radical defection is loss than was assumed would bo the case when Chamberlain retired from the min istry , but the break in the ranks of the whigs is wide and It is extremely doubt ful whether the gap can bo filled. With the present strength of the parties In parliament a defection of 70 votes will bo sufliciont to defeat the ministry counting the eighty-six national ists as united In support of Mr. Glad stone's measure , The final decision will bo made on May 10 , when the homo rule bill will bo moved to its second reading. The vote on that motion will decldo the fate of homo rule for the present session of Mr. Gladstone's ministry , but it will not bo decisive for any length of timo. Whatever may bo the vote ot parliament to-day nothing Is more apparent than that homo rule for Ireland will come eventually. If it does not como under Gladstone it will como under some other premier who will take up the work whcro Gladstone leaves it. Tho.sen timent which will suggest nnd if neces sary force such a concession is abroad iu England now , to exactly what extent no man can toll , but stronger beyond a doubt than mimv bcliovo. From the mo ment which marked the nbondmentof dynamite and bludgeon as arguments for Ireland's sclf-rulo new life began to flow In Ireland's veins and nothing but the folly of Irishmen themselves can prevent what the conditions of the times and jus tice demand. * * * The tumult in eastern Europe has tem porarily subsided , Greece having de clared for peace on condition thnt Prince Alexander yields to the powers and Alexander yielding until a convenient opportunity for another rebellion is pre sented. So , unless something unforeseen happens , which it has a trick of doing in eastern matters , there will bo no war this spring ; the ironclads of the pow ers will go home and bo refitted , the Greek reserves will bo disbanded , very much to their satisfaction , it is suspected , nnd the wretched Turks who have been dragged from their homos to servo in the army will bo allowed to re turn just too late to put in a harvest. The pressure brought upon both Greece and Bulgaria to lay aside their arms was tro- nieudous because necessary to prevent a general outbreak of war in the oast. Russia readily foresaw that with Prince Alexander rulnr for life over a united j . - c- , srs. . ? - . . Bulgaria tiuti Koumelia and in alliance with Turkey supported by England , all the ancient Russian schemes of conquest southward are blocked as they never have been blocked before. For a long time the czar has been preparing forjthis struggle by Russianizing Scrvia as far as possible and Montenegro , and more recently by refusing to coerce Greece in her trouble with Turkey. Austria op poses Russian influence in the western Balkan states. Prince Alexander is the barrier in the east and a British Hoot menaces any anti-Turkish movements by Greece or Russia in the mediterranean. This is the way it looks to-day ; but the first sounds of war might change all ap pearances and show Franco and Prince Alexander both in league with Russia , leaving Turkey with England alone as a possible ally. * Good diplomatic relations still exist be tween Germany and Franco , the war be tween them , however , being .skill carried on with great fury by the newspapers. The papers of Franco have boon com pelled to bear the burden of blame for inciting animosity against the Germans , but , if the Gorman press is not misrepre sented , no small share of the responsi bility may bo placed at their door , since in their virulent hatred of the French they are not excelled by the French do- tcstation of everything Gorman. * * The recuperative power which Franco displayed after the Prussian war and the case with which she satisfied the enormous indemnity demanded by her conquerors were a wonder to statists and political economists. But there is an element of coming weakness observable in her now which is occupying the atten tion of thinking men , and that is the un favorable comparison between her and other nations in respect to the rate of augmentation of the population. In Germany the population annually grows at the rate of 10 per 1,000 , in England the rate is 13 per 1,000 , while in our country the increase has been tenfold sinoo the beginning of the century. At the present time Franco constitutes the tcntli part of the popu lation of Europe , whilst two centuries ago it represented a third. If this numerical deterioration continues Franco will number at Iho beginning of Iho next century only a fifteenth of the European population , and will fall into the position of the small stales , and bo no longer recognizable as one of Iho powers. The dcalh rate in Franco is asserted to bo oven lower than the majority of Euro pean countries ; consequently the com parative depopulation must bo duo to decrease iu Iho number of births1 In Franco the number of infants in proportion tion to adults is less than in any oilier European nation excepting Ireland. . * - Tun fact that not much is said in the papers regarding the progress of the work of reducing Biirmah to a tranquil English province should not load to the mistake of believing thai everything is quiet and peaceful iu that country. So far the irregular .warfare maintained by bands of robbers and desperadoes.aud by bodies of genuine patriots has destroyed 000 houses in the voryoulskirlsof Manda- lay , the capital of the slate , and it is evi dent that it will bo a long and difficult task to make Burmah quiot. not to say contented , under British rulo. * * * TUB Prussian landtag has passed Bis- mark's bill faking away the land from the Poles of Poson , anil , having received this indorsenifat of his principles , the Prussian socialistic anarchist sits In the background waiting Ink opportunity to take away the lattit from the landtag. There am "blood ahjl iron" politics of more kinds than end in Germany. The Rov. N. Wardncr , the President of the general conference of the \Vcsloyan Methodists , has sent a letter to Jay Gould in which ho says : "I fcpl constrained to wrltoyou mycongraulauonsfortlio stand you have taken against the would-be despotism of the secret 'banditti ' known ns the Knights of Labor. Unless the growing power of those secret combina tions is in some way b'rokon our country is ruined , and iu business enterprises destroyed. What is nooilcd are men of principle ami of nerve to stand against this rising , secret , communistic power , which threatens the annihilation of the rights of property. " Rov. Wnrdnor Is evidently "playing" Gould for a contri bution to his conference. Ho has missed n proper estimate of his man. MASSACHUSETTS has given the death dealing cigarette n black oyc iu the pas sage of an act imposinga line of $50 upon every person , not a parent or a guardian , who gives or soils tobacco or snuff to persons under 10 years of age. Ono of the worst feature of llio cigarollo is its cheap ness which places the use of tobacco within the reach of boys and young chil dren , OAIIIMST 1 > U1)D1N'G. Postmaster ( ioncral Vll.is will deliver the lemorlnl day oialion at the Academy ot Mu sic , Mew Yoik , next month. Secretary Lainar's health causes preat con- ccin to His IrlomK lie should take bultor cue ; of his interior department. Secrclary Manniiif : has a diead of dying suddenly , and was in the habit of cairylug about his clothes a supply of cure-alls. Secretary Entllcott Is so Icy In his manner that when a naval olllccr sees htm appronch- Inp ho Immediately sends homo for his polar suit. Secretary Lamar lias not yet boon able to KCt a private sccietary to suit him. Ills son occupies the position , but Is unable to write slioitlmml. Secretary Manning may recover , but it Is a question whether ho will over aeain bo equal to any severe mental strain. lie must be es pecially careful lo avoid excitement of any kind. Secretary Lamar wears his hair lone ; not lor economy's sake , but because he thinks it looks Tennysonlan. But It Is a daiigcious thing for a secretary to wear long hair , theroaroso many lady applicants for pos itions. A dlspatcli from M.acon , Oa. , dated Aprl 14 , says : Apropos of tlio arrival In this city this morning of Seclotnry Laniar , a llltle slory lias been put In circulation. It is to tlio effect lhat the sceretaiy.v'llfsoon ; mnko a pre possessing widow of this cljty his wife. As the romance runs , the y wore in caily life en gaged to bo innrilcd , but Tor some reason not stated their troth , vas never consum mated at tlio altar. Each in juried ; death has restored each to slngloijonolincss. Soon , the story goes , each will seek a ttuco at the altar. I When Daniel Manning took possession of the oflico o secretary of thi treasury many . . . . . . . ' . . . .1-T Jl . Z 1 - . . - . - people cxpiusseu mucui siuimsu upon learning - ing that it was the first oflljco ho hod over held. When the statoirfont .was made that ho had ccceptcd the dignity wiu ( reluctance and onjy after much persuasionithoro was an ox- picssion of incredulity. Both statements wciotiue. Mr. Manning was one of those politicians who picfciuul to wield power irom behind the scenes without troubling himself with the caics ot olllce. Arbitration. R'cio Orleans 1'tcayunc. Ono man wants whisky in a bar-room. An other wants soda In a drug store. Then they arbitrate. They bolh take beer in a beer sa loon. The Worst of It. Washington Hatchet. "I dropped 818,000 at poKer last night , " re marked IIoii. Tom Ochlltreo the other day , "and the worst of it was that S3 ot the amount was in cash. " Rather Curious. New York Sun. One of the curiosities of politics : Joe Pulitzer's check for 85,000 in Iho ticasuryof the republican national committee in 1S31. Queer , wasn't it ? Ask Steve Elklns. Boycl Out of Politics. Lincoln Journal. It has got around to these headquarters that James E. Boyd has also retlicd from politics. The vote Iu the various cities nnd towns of Nebraska at the late elections would Indicate that most all the democrats had done the sauio thing. , Jones' Campaign In Detroit. Chicago Tribune. By the way , what Is Jones doing Jones of Florida and Dctroll ? Has he developed within the past two months any new plan In patient love's campaign ? Tlio correspond ents are too matter-of-fact and materialistic , and wo got no news from the laud of love. Jjlcoiiso tlio Beat. Auburn ( Keb. ) Champion. High license in Wisconsin seems to do more for tlio cause of temperance than pro hibition In Iowa. Piohiultlonlst.s should look into this matter and let iho would know Iho result. Thai drinking is an evil all will admit , but how to control it is a question for philanthropists. Everyday Work. The Critic. Gicat deeds are trumuctcd , loud bolls are in ng , And men turn round to see ; The hluli punks echo to tlio prcnns sung O'er somu great victory : And yet gie.it deeds are few. ) The mightiest mon i ) Find opportunities but now and then. Shall one sit Idle througl ! the long-days of peace , , . , Waiting fpr walls to sc.ale ? Or Ho In port until some golden Flocco Lures him to taeo the gale ? i There's work enough , \\liy Idly , then , delay ? Ills woik counts most wlfo labors every day. A torrent sweeps down ( tie mountain's brow ' , With foam and flash and rokr. Anon its strength is spent , wUero Is it now ? Its one short day Is u'erj ' Hut the clear htreamHImt through the meadow Hews ' [ c All llio long summer on 1ft mission goes. I I * Bolter the steady flow ; tlio torrent's dash Soon loaves Its rent tuick dry. The light wo love Is not the lightning flash Fiotn out a midnight sky , Hut the sweet sunshine , whoso unfailing ray From its calm throuu of blue lights every day. The sweetest lives are those to duty wed , Whoso deeds , both great and small , Are close-knit btnincls of an unbroken thread Wheni love ennobles all. The woi Id may bound no trumpets , ring no bells ; The I3ook of Life the shining record tells. Now York Journalism. St.l\Htll'lont < rl'iMi. There has been much said about "wild western Journalism , " "western journalistic slangwlmugery , " etc. , by eastern news papers ; but the Kuw York Mall and Kxuress , an avowed organ .of culture aud literature , not lutreguuutly uiukes such cultured re nmrksasthfs : "When the whole truth Is known , even the monkey editor ot tlio de caying and ptitrcscent Times will know enough to shut tip hli barbaric yawp. " There Is New York journalism for you I Stop the Strike , Philadelphia Itcconl. It Is A very dangerous power tlio Knight * of Linbor are thrusting In the hands of Jay Gould , that of prolonging or putting an end to business stagnation In tliroo or four pro ductive states. Tluitgic.it speculator lltuls ns much piofit In tlio mist-lies of his fellowmen - men ns In their piospcrlly. While his rail- tonus nro Idle his bnuns are ns busy a * ever In controlling to his own uses the ups niul downs oC the stock mnrkct. Labor Snvlnc Machinery. Philadelphia lltconl , Many worklngmon bcliovo that the In troduction of labor saving machinery Is prejudicial to their interests. A genera tion or so ago this opinion was universal among Iho laboring classes , but expe rience has proved it to bo unloundcd. Tlio condition of waco workers has greatly improved with the past twenty or thirty ynars , nnd this improvement has kept pace with the increasing use of la bor saying appliances. It is true that when in any particular shop , or oven In any particular branch of business , ma chines tire introduced which enables ono man or a boy perhaps to do the work of half n dozen men , the result must be a smaller demand lor that class of work men. Hut new avenues of labor nro opened up. a stimulus Is given lo indus trial pursuits generally , and in the new activity oven tlio displaced artisan will find his condition improved. This is what has happened ; this is what is hap pening every day. Jf the labor saving machinery of the world wore to bo en tirely destroyed and Its principle for gotten , civilization would receive a blow that would bo almost paralyzingj thu lot of the workingman would at oncu bo piti able , and a new Dark Ago would bo upon ns. Some Stoneham , ( Mass. ) tanners lately refused lo work until a now labor-saving machine had been removed. This wns a very foolish decision , The USD of thu machine might have made the work of a few tanners unnecessary , but by cheap ening tlio cost of leather it would have encouraged a greater output as well as n greater consumption of that product , anil so have advanced the general good much moro than it prejudiced individuals. Many years ago bomo workman in a saw factory in Shoilield , England , objected to use of labor-saving appliances on the same grounds that wore advanced by the Stonuliam tanners. They would not work unless tlio innovating machinery was taken away. The result was that the omploj'or was driven from Sholllold and the great Disston saw works became a Philadelphia institution. In this case the now machine was a life as well as a labor savor , but it was put under the bau of the workmgtncn just the same. 9 Prayers lor the House. Chicago KtH'S. The blind chaplain of the house of rep resentatives has achieved moro notoriety by reason of two prayers ho offered up before that body than for the grace and ability with which ho for many years adorned the lecture platform in this country. His famous lecture , "What a Blind Man Saw in Jiuropo , ' ' did not star tle his hearers half so much as did the prayers lie made in tlio house of roprc- lion of chaplain in that body must bo a trying one , and if ho has the earnestness lo point out any bit of rascality , any great sin , or any crying iniquity for which ho majf desire the mercy or forgiveness of God he is quite likely to tread on the corns of half of the emmbors of the house and give the rest a shudder that they have escaped by so small a margin. If there be anything that will make a hypocrite wince it is to have an earnest man begin to pray for him and enumerate the particular sins that make his a proper case for divine clemency. So when blind Mr. Milburn nsked that evil men bo re strained from gambling in stocks , grain , and food , ho hit moro mou than ho could had lie boon argus-oyod and armed with a gatling-gun. The dry bones rattled in the chamber , but the sightless suppliant departed unconscious of the commotion ho had raised. There is 'only 9no way of avoiding a recurrent ; of this trouble among con science-stricken congressmen , and that is to have a committee draft n scries of prayers for the use of the houso. The prayers would , of course , bo models of brevity , but that would not make them unwelcome for these who esteem it a deprivation to bo long restrained from the patronage of the counter whore "cold tea' ' is retailed at fifteen cents a cup or two for a quarter. B1US10AU ANO OUAMATIC. Mr. Lawrence Barrett Is acting In Texas. Osmond Toarlo will star hero next season in "Man to Man. " For her three recent concerts In Paris Pattl received 45.000 frnncs. Miss Bnsslo Hanson , soubrctto , recently sailed for Liverpool. O W. J. Florence has bought a now comedy called "A JJIt of Scandal.'r Sara UernlmnU's farewell in London will bo in "Fedora" on the 24th last , Fred Yokes will probably return to Amer ica next season with Uoslnu Yokes. Harlo Itozo has made a success in Imper sonating the ( iiieon in Marchotti's"ltuy Uuas" in English. The Klralfys propose to produce "The Black Crook" in London during the Impend ing smiimur , Judlc pioposcs to follow Almoo's example nnd star in broken English comedy pails next season. Jthea will blop on Juno 20 and at oucn sail for Europe. Next season may bo her last In this country. Sims Itecvos , the English tenor , continues to draw great houses , notwithstanding hu Is ovorTOycais old. Miss Bertha lilccl has made a hit ns Marl- tail ! In Uelllncer's "Don Ciusar" at McCaull's Opera house , In Philadelphia. Mlozl , a popular slncor in Vienna cafes cliantnnts , receives for o\ cry night's perform ance 500 florins-a llttlo over S205. Marie Engcl , n pupil of Mine. Mui'lo-Cclll , has been staned In ban Fiaucisco by Colonel Maplubou ns thu latest inima dounn. Mr. Charles Barrou will , it Is said , pcimn- nently ictlro f 10111 the Boston Museum com pany at the end of the present season , Kvansand llooy , who Imvo been winning golden opinions and golden rowauls on the Pacific coast , will go on a tour of Australia nttiT this siMson. Jelfeiys Lewis will try a version of Pan- dot's luniilslvo "Saiiho. " Bertha Wolbywlll iccolvo'\VIntci's \ Tnlo , " and Lillian Spencer will have a play by Cn/aurau. 'Hamlet" has been pciformed In London to a houseful ot dual mutes , pantomime and the conventional bigns by hands and lingeis being tno mediums employed. J. M. Hill has seemed thu entire Japanese Yillairo , which Is now at lloitleultural Hall , Iu Now York city , and will exhibit it at his Columbia Theatio , Chicago , throughoul the summer , In the performance of "Othello" at the Academy ol Music , April 20 , In which Salvlul will bo the Moor and Booth his ancient. Mrs. 1) . P. flowers will bo Kmllln and Miss Marie Waluwright Desdemona. Max Btrakosch has camurcd Christine Nllsson tor a tour of America , to begin next October. Tlio contract was signed la&t week , The tour , Mine. Nllsson solemn- affirms , b to bo her furonell one , without fall. Mr. Lawrence Bnireft lias accepted a five- net tragedy called "Harold , the Last of tlio Saxons , " adapted from the German of Enu > t von Wlldunbiuch by Mr. John P. Jackson , the translator of Wngiier's llbiettos. Countess Agatha Dornfield Is to bexiu a thlitj-two weeks' tour of this oountiy'Oil SepKuiber 0 in "Sho Stoops to Conquer , " "An Unequal Mntch , " "As Yrtn Like It , " ' Kvndno'1 nnd "Komoo and Juliet , " The sale of scats for Modjcska's oncnue- mcnt nt the Chlcaco opera house. Indicates the short season ot eight performances will , Iu point of financial roiniu , bo among the largest the famous Polish actress tins ever played to In Chicago. Mr. W. JL llnydcn Announces that Tom Kcoiio will positively resume his inofosslon- nl encasements next season. The nctor Is gradually recovering his stiecch , which It wni at Hist thought ho had lo.it forever , nnd ( hero Is now no doubt that ho will bo fully icstorcd by summer time. . The Symptoms Always the Santo. AY 10 Haven Xt\c \ > . Whene'er you sec n heavv gloom O'crspread the merchant's face , And deep , dark Mlcnce of the tomb licltni all about his place , You'll over find In such n case That ho Is far from wlso , And has no chance to win tlio race ; lie docs Hot advertise. KKLIGIOUS. The bible la lo bo printed In shorthand and Illustrated. Ono bible house , which has been estab lished since 1714 , ims distributed no fewer than 0,3oO,000 bibles. The church congress will meet In Clove- Innd May 25 , ntid bo presided over by ( lev. Fornkcr , who Is a Methodist. Cnpt. , inek Crawford , the poet , scout , and evangelist , Is on ills way west , lie has been Inboihig in Brooklyn for some weeks. A hundred yean ago thoio was not more than ! ! 0,000 Christians In the paean coiuitilos. Kow the number Is close on ' . ' ,000,000. Pastors of the Boston chinches nro leading a movement forlnstiiictlnc the youth of "the Hub" for protecting Insect destroying birds. llcv. Dr. Newman has been sent to the Met- ropolltan church , Washington , 1) ) . C. , wlieio he was duilng Uiaut's Hist term. It was n long and a Imid light. It Is expected that about 2SO delegates , In cluding bishops and the geneial olllcera , will bo In attendance nt the Methodist gcnuinl conteietico which meets In lUchmond , Va. , May 6th. The official year book of the Church ot England shows that during thu last twonty- live years the chinch hns i.ilscd and spent for religious nnd educational purposes the sum of $40rbGO,18) . The oidcr of Jesuits which has been in ex istence ! l.-o , years , 1ms supplied the world with iilS saints , l.fiOO mattyrs , ii : popes , CO caidlnals1,000 archbishops and bishops , and has nt piesent'J,500 inlssionatlcs. Last year SI. Mary's Calhollc church at Wnltham , Mass. , was ciiteied and chalices nnd other valuables woith about SX)0 ! ) were stolen. One night recently the stolen aitl- e.lcs were leturned , being left in the place fiomlilch they were taken. Elder F. W. Evans , of Iho Mount Lebanon Shaker community , say.s that the lands of the association aio .so cxtcnsho that they cannot bo pioperly cultivated , and ho advises the sell I tic ot some of the larms. At Birmingham ( the English ono ) the school board lias decided that to teach chll- dicn hymns Is to teach tlicmicllglon , ami has oideicd thnt hereafter no hymns shall be taught In the suhools under its supervision , except "God Save the Queen 1" The Salvation army has reason to bo en couraged nt Its success nt Kalamazoo. Sixty- eight sinners have professed to bo converted since- sounded Us lir.st war-cry thuie , nnd of these nil but tlneo are keeping the faith. while twenty have enlisted ns caincst and vociferous soldleis. The Presbyterian theological seminary nt Ch'cago ' has closed Its twenty-sixth year , and will heieafter bu known as the McCormlck Presbyterian theological seminary honor of the man who generously nppropi Inted so much ot his leaplnus lor the benetit of the institution , and whoso estate promises btill luither gilts of It The Truth About It. J/w. 31. 1' . Ilamiy m April "Spilng , " sang tlio poet , "budding spring. " Alasl the bon hs weio hare ; tlw uma I.5.loVl. . ; ; .r . " . . M--T * " _ . - , . . .mbeii. I..C OnO iiCCu ( ; / itiiugt 1'or ice lay everywhere. "Hall , sprint ; , with breezes soft and sweet. " Tlio spring letiiincd his brill ; Thcro cnmo a shower ot snow and slcct Uiiou a wlntiy galo. "Sing , merry birds in bush and tree. " Ilo read the almanac ; The blids were wiser far than he , Ami did not huiry back. "Spring , gentle" here ho ceased to slug , Lottlicsiid truth be told ; Tlio while ho ffini ; of balmy spring , lie caught an awful cold. EDUCATIONAL. Costly living is given ns the cause of the loss of students nt Yale college. Rov. James M. Taylor , of Providence , 11. L , has been unanimously elected president of Vassar. Two American professors nro said to have been engaged for tlio proposed university In Osaka , Japiui. ' 4'ho Massnehuselts leglslnluro Is nsketl lo pass n bill making the teaching of humanity compulsory In the public schools. Hereafter examinations fo1 admission to llarvaul college will bo held In Pails for the benefit of those who nro studying In Europe. The millionaire Itocknfollcrs , of the Stand ard Oil company , have subscribed 500,030 to build n Baptist Theological seminary at Louis ville. DA movement is on foot in Germany to im prove the present system of legal education , and Is to adopt ono similar to that in vogue in Great Britain. In tlio United States every 200th man takes a college course ; iu England every 500th ; In Scotland every COO ; and in Germany every 'JlUth. The United Status is the only coun try In the woId ] which spends more upon education than upon war or picparntlou for war. war.Out Out of 7,000 persons examined by the civil service commission dining the past jnar , of whom about two-thirds were successful in standing the test of capacity required , nlghty- slx per cent were educated in the common schools ; the other fourteen percent had the advantagn of either complete or partial college - lego training. ITCHING. Skin DIsonHcs Instantly Relieved by Cuticuro. rrinnATMENT. A warm biith with Cnllcurn a. Boap , and n single application of Cutlcnrn , tlio ( , ! cut Skin Cmo. Tlita roiciilfil | dally , with two or tliroo dosu.sof Cutlctmt Itusolvont , tlio Now Illooil 1'uilllur , to Keep the liluod cool , tlio perspiration piuo mill unlrrltathu ; , the bowoln open , thu llvor anil Iddnoya active , will Hptodlly cuio Ec/onm , Toltor , lUiiKU'ouii. 1'noiiasls , Ucli- on , I'rmltug , ScalU-lluail , Dandiutr and ovury Rpi'flcs of Itclilnir , Bruly and IMniply Humors of tfio Scalp nnd tildn when tlio beat physicians and lomcclles full. ECZEMA ON A CHILD. Vow most vuhmblu Cutlcimi Uomodlos Imvo ( Inno my chili ) so much KOOI ! that 1 fool lIKe nay- Iiitf this for tlio bonollt of these whoaiotiouliltxl with skin illscaio. My Illtlo Kh'l wiw tiouliloil with Kcvt'inu , and I tried hovoial doctors mid modlclncd , but did nolilo her any good until 1 nsoil tlio Cutlcurii Ki'iniulIcM , which spoodlfy oinoil lior , tor which I ewe you many thanks nnd many nMilB of tost. ANTON lssMiiuKlhiburHbIiid. ) ( ( , TJJTTEK OF THE SOAL1' . I was almost poifoully ImlJ.cuusml by Tailor on the lop ol tlio fcalp. I usoil jour Cutluura Home-dies about f > ix weeks , anil thuy curud my ecalii poi'toctly , and now my hair la coming buck ua tiilcU as It ever wa * . J. I' . Ciioicn , Whitcsboro' , Tcias. COVUHHI ) WITH IILOTCUUS. I want to lull you that jour Cullcuni Itosol- vent Is jiiiiKiiltlccnl. About tliroo months utro lay laoo wus coveioil with lilotcliod , and utter ii&lntr tineo bullion of Hosolvuiil 1v s peiluully UIOll. KlIKDKlllCK ilAlTltf , trj St. Charles St. , Now Orleans , J.a. UKST TOR ITCHING WSKASUS. One of ourcmeloimiugiiys ymu'Ciitlciini rein edlosiuo the boat ho can Had tor llclilni'of llio skin. Ho tiloil all others and found no roller until ho ufud your * . I' . J. ALDItlCH , Druggist , IlUlnir Sun , O. Sold evcryuhcrc. 1'rlro. Cuttcuia , 60 eta ; Cullcuiu ftoap.j uti. ; l.iiiluuin itosolvcnl , J > 1. 1'ropuioil ! ) > llio 1'OTTEic Dilltu AMCntmcu , Co. , Doston. Scud fur "How to ( Jure foUiu UU- oassi. " niMI'r.IIS , UlacliboadsSkin Illtunlslics nnd Dnby f l' ' llumoi-3 iisoCutlonn boan. HOW LJKIS OIL AND WINE to the . fumUued of old la u Cutiour.i Anil- \l'iilii Piaster tu the nclilng bldca uud f buckIho weak and painful uiusUos. tbo eoru cluibl und UacMntf coufli , and every piUn aud itdio or uuUV toll. Uc. Ewryuitiuo C2T PERRY DAVIS' PAIN-KILLER IS UECOMJII5NDHD BY Physicians , Minister. " , Missionaries , Mnnnffc of Vnctorlc.x , Work-shops , I'lantntlons , NUMOS In llopltnls In short , every body everywhere who lias ever given It a trial. TAKBS IXIEnNALt.Y IT Wll.f , nit TOtWn A SJ5VKI FAIt.t.VO CCItK roil SUDDKN COLDS , CHILLS , PAINS IN THU STOMACH , CKAMl'S , SUM MER AND UtnVKL COM. PLAINTS , SORB THROAT , &c. r.xTr.nxAUY , IT is TUB MOM r.f rncriTn AM > nusr ON KAIUH roil utmimi SPRAINS , imUlSKS , RUKMATISM. NEURALGIA , TOOTH-ACHE , BURNS , IROST-IHTES ? , .Sic. Prices , 25c. , 60c , and $1,00 per Bottle. FOR SALE BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS. of Imitations , .gj 617 Nl. ClinrlenSI. , Sf. IonlMo. < 1 Hi. > n lli.inii tlunnnr olli.r rbjilcUa'lVsi''Liiuiit MeUjr Ptrilioir nd llolirtoa u\now. * n L Pr"lrallo.n. ' "Or".11'- Mtnta1"1 \ \ . Physical Weakness ; Mercurial anil oilier Adec. lions ol Throat , Sklnor Bones , BloodPolsonlno , Old Sores and Ulcers , ar tr tr < t with nnn > r > ll < l l IIMMI , en I.U',1 iclfQllOi rtlnelntHS Wr , Prlt.ltl/ . Diseases Arlslnrj Irom Indlscrollon , Ewess , Exposure or Indulgence , nhUh rro.int , , ctn. or ih. lmi"5r'1ctfT ' ° V'"i5Ve'l'V11' ' ' ' ' "niajit ir | lb | ' ' [ | nm' | rende A i i iS } r rm.ntn Ll ; ivj : > j'viK8e"i ' , Coniulittloaatof ii'h 'i' " . * Guarantee gi iUnVmjaa. i rcrwtirflu/tDiiioreiprcti * MARRIAGE GUIDE. n S fl v J of1 ; .IS . J rinrltUrM.trnolo . , llfo ; > rllclrio > thi > followlni nbJcelJI li iii.rm rrrihoiii > l , why ; m nh oJ , woni n hold , I'tirtlf l dc ; > r , tirrcli orocllintj n 1 ti th rhr Iole jofr | iti > Juclloiiin.lDi nriiior . Thoto tairrM o , contempUtlQff niArrUc * ihciill rt ' " PAUL E , WIRT FOUNTAIN PEN BEST IH THE WORLD. Warranted to nlvo snttsfnc- jlon on my- work ami lu any Price $ 2.50 JBTrickey&Co WHOLESALE JEWELE118 , Lincoln , Solo Wholesale nonts for Nebraska. DEALERS SUITLIDD AT FACTORY RATES. N. 11. Tula Is not n Style graph pencil , but n first class ( loxiblo cold pen of nnr de sired fineness of polutt if WOODBRIDGE BRO'S ' , , State Agents FOR THE DeckefBro'sPianos Omaha , Neb. osulriTy t uream OOJnEv lr. .forno'ftUrrtro.jUoguctlbili'lU TriiM.comtjfnMl. ( juumntiedttui only ono | ntl > world Koncrallnu ocuntlnuoiii i'ttctrtoii' Magnttlo 'current , faolintllle.rowi.rful , Durable , ComforlaLlo anil 1'Uurllvo. Arold frnuils. O\orO OOOciirci ) . hennKt trnprnri > uini > hlut * AI.HO I'l.KOTItll ) lll'.LTH roll nlHEAMti. DB. lionilt. liivEiuon. lot WAGASH AYE. . CHICAGO. . oe. A Ictlm of youth. Iraiiriidoiico csu lni < I'reuiutura iJocay , Ner vous DoliiHty. I.oijt Man. ( .ood , &o. li n Inir tried In vatnorcry known reinody [ m il lenoi e rod flinplo rUf-c'.l tc , Mcli ho n 111 timil J'HKK In hU rallow-sutrerbm. Aililn'x' J. JI. KKKVKB.UClutlian-ntrcot. New Vorlt City. Do you wnnt n pure , hloom * lug Coiuiiluxiuii { it' so , a tow awmrutions of Jfntrau'.s MAGNOLIA IJAWI wlllgrnt > iiy you lo your heart's con tent. It does mvay with Sal- Jowncss , Koduo.SH , IMiiipIc.s , lilotclie.s , mid nil di.sonsc.s and Imperfections of tlio skin. It OYorcoincstheiIu.sliedaicar ] ) ] > nnco ol' licut , liitigue and ex- dtentent. Hnialic.salailyol' TJlIll'JT npponr but TWlJN- TV ; andsonainral.gradual , and iiorlect are iftj olli'ol.q. that ft is inio.s.sillo ) ) ) to tlett'ti iU * upplJcatlou.