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J 4 THE OMAHA DAILY BBE > MONDAY , APRIL 5 > 1830 ,
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TlUSTNESS T.rTTEnB !
All bii'lncM letters and remittance * riioittrl bo
Hndic gcf ) to TUB HUB rum.isiiiMi COMPANY ,
OMAHA. Drafts , checks nnil postofnco orders
to bo made payable to the order of the company.
IKE m PDBLISHIISlipm , PROPRIETORS ,
K. ItOSKWATKlt. KntTon ,
Oxoi : moro Omalm Is short of brick.
AVhilo wo urn talking of increasing manu
factures let us begin with u first-class
brick yard.
i Mint Senator Van Wyck can
do will make liini a good enough ropubli-
nan for llio pirates \vlio hoist the party
Jlagto mask Ihoir polilical buccaneering.
HOWAIID has been assigned
to tlio 1'acllic coast. The general is in
luck. A ticket to S\ii : Francisco nowa
days is about as cheap as a pass to Chi-
COUNCILMAN TIIIIANI : will get there.
Honest , capable and ulliulenl , lie possesses
the very qualifications which appeal to
tlui support of respectable voters in llio
First ward.
Tun Fourth ward can bo depended
upon to return W. F. IScchol to tlio coun
cil by a rousing majority. Hard work
and two years experience with the wants
of his ward are arguments wnich oven
Mr. Garneau's money cannot overcome.
OMAHA Knights of j abor have endorsed
the cool an < l clear-headed Powderly. If
the southwest had been under tlio direc
tion of the master workman some weeks
ago , thousands of mechanics and laborers
would not now bo hunting work as the
result of the late strike.
A CHICAHO man , who spoke profanely
of Sam. Jones , by saying , "Jones bo
( I d , " lias been taken into custody on
a charge of insanity. The Young Men's
Christian association , by whom the
charge was preferred , might find other
similarly insane men in the wicked city
of Chicago.
IP the democratic candidate for coun
cilman in tlio Second ward knows what
is good lor him ho will not permit the
bushwhacking Herald to maliciously
misrepresent his opponent. This is a
friendly pointer to Mr. ( iarvey to post
the Herald on his own record. Ho should
have attended to this matter immediately
after his nomination.
THE Herald opens its mud-battory on
? * f.l.I ! : K'asp'ar , and says that a third can
didate will bo put in the field to keep the
respectable republicans from voting for
Garvoy. This is as near to the truth as
the Herald generally gets. No third can
didate will bo necessary to assist Mr.
Kaspar. lie will got the solid republican
Tote. So far as respectability is con
cerned , ho stands ready to .compare
records with his opponent.
TIIU taunt of the Herald that Kaspat
runs a bar , reminds us of the remarkable
debate between Lincoln and Douglas ,
The "Little Giant" charged Lincoln with
having tended bar at one time. "Yes,1
said Lincoln , "and when I was behind
the bar my friend Douglas was almosl
always in front of it. " This applies
literally to the two candidates for the
council. Kaspar is a man whom nobody
in Omaha has over scon drunk , and Pui
Garvoy is a man whom very few people
have ever scon sober.
THE Herald has crocodile tears to shci
for Ed , Lceder , whom the bosses want tc
use to pull Pat Ford through for re-clcc
tion. Had Locdor been nominated as was
Pat Ford's design , the Herald would have
truthfully charged that Lccilor is not c
resident of the Third ward , and if elected
could not legally qualify. Pat Ford saiii
this publicly.when ho expected thatLoedci
would bo his opponent. Tlio only tours
that are shednowoverLeedor's dofeatan
running down the checks of Pat Ford am
Dr. Miller. That little game of "heads 1
win , tails you lose , " did not pan worth r
cent Mr. Lecder was fairly beaten it
the primaries , and has no decent oxcus (
for bolting.
A NUMIIEU of projected building im
provcnionta In Ouuilia luivo already bcoi
suspended , if not laid aside entirely , foi
Urn season Irocauso of tlio four of luboi
trouolcs nnd of demands for undue in
crease in wagns. Lnoorlng men nnd mo
chanios will not consult their owh intur
cats by hot headed lutsto in pushing fo :
wore than the state of tlio labor niarko
will stand. No business man has eve
snccccded who marks up his goods bo
jo lid the purchasing power of his ens
tomors , The surest wny for labor to givi
Onmha a black eye this reason is to ham
ppr building ojierations. Unomployo (
labor nnd hard times go hand in hand. I
will not pay to kill the goose that lays tin
Ourdispatolms bring the pleasing now
tliac General Guorgo Crook lias been or
dcred lo relieve ( Icnorul Howard as com
niandor of llio Dopurtmont of llio I'lalte
with hvnilqunrici's in this city. The transfer
for is iniulii in noponlancu with Genera
Crook's aplleatiin ) ( of sovurul monlli
ngo , roinforL-etl 1 > .V well Illicit petition o
the citi/.ens of Omaha ami Nebraska
Simultaneously with the annoiinuemon
comoslho iii-Wh that Chihuahua , .Nam
nnd lifty-night of the tmirJorons Ap.u-he
nrosafolyvithin llio oonlliit's of l-'or
Uowio as tlio resull of Crook's las
campaign 'n Ari'/ona. ( ioncnil Croo !
is the most popular of department 1:0111 :
-Wanders in the west , and loft Omaha regretted
grotted by all who know him for his re
cord as iv genial gont.eman ami a wisi
and gallant soldier. Ho will return t
Ills old homito receive a hourly welcom
from hundreds of former associates MU
frJrmds , whoso failh in his abililios , boll
is an oxcoutivo olllcur and a brilliaii
campaigner , has not been shaken by th
Ignorant criticism of the carpet soldier
Who Imvo strewn so many thorns In hi
jatlivyay during Uie past four years.
It Is Trno ?
Is It true , ns stntcd In political circles In
Washington , that Senator Van Wyck had a
contract with the president to vote nitftlnst
Ids party on the third resolution of the Ed
munds' Judiciary committee , nnd to cairy
enough republicans with him to defeat his
party ? It Is true that what looks like a con
spiracy failed.
Is It trim that In consideration of such
action thft president agreed to save Van
Wyck's friends now In ofllco nnd to throw
him seine moro sops ? It Is turn that , If any
such contiact existed , Van Wyck failed to
deliver the goods.
Did that failure account for Van Wjck's
exhibited and marked nervousness on the
night of the passage of the resolutions ? * *
Is It title that Lieutenant Colonel D.itchct-
dor , of WnshiiiBton , Infoiincd Senator 1'latt ,
ot Connecticut , that Mich n contract existed
and that the administration was sure of n
victory , and Is mortllled nt Its defeat ?
Theio nro aoino questions nt the top of this
column. Will the UIK nnswcr them. llc
Wo do not pretend to bo Senator Van
' . Ho ' brass
Wyck's keopor. wears no ono's
collar , nnd ho- does not report to this
ollico what ho does or docs not do at
Washington. His olllcinl career is open
to his enemies ns well as to his friends.
It is a trite saying that any fool can ask
questions which the wisest of mon cannot
answer. Substitute the word knave for
fool in this case and the task becomes
still more dilllciill.
Is it true that Van Wyck knocked down
Mr. Kdnumds with a club in a buck alloy
and robbed him of his watch nnd pocket
book ? Is it true that President Cleveland
was closeted at Vnn Wyck's house for three
homy after midnight last Tuesday , nnd
cnmo away with his lint jammed down nnd
his cars covered by his shirt collar ? I.s
it a fact that Major ( lonural lihnulcrhuss
told Admiral Windbag that ho heard Son-
ntor lliddloborgor , while under the influ
ence of Virginia cornjuiuo , confess that
Van Wyclc had slipped iu a cold poker
deck on him at their hist friendly sitting in
the senate cloak room , and raked in n $15
jack pot ? Is it true that with all those
scandalous stories nlloat in the political
suburbs of the capilol , Vnn Wyck does
not immediately surrender himself to
General McCook , the sergeant-at-nrms of
the senate , with n request Hint he should
bo denlt with as leniently as possible ?
We arc aware , of course , that Van Wyck
is in very bad odor in the political circle
that has its circumference in the commit
tee room of Senator Mandcrson. Wu arc
aware that a great many terrible tales
about Van Wyck's political depravity arc
concocted in that locality and spread
broadcast by wire and mail through this
state. It is doubtlessly true that this
literary bureau , presided over by Jim
Laird's former clerk and Gore's former
assistant , is trying very hard to carry
out the contiact for besmirching and
lampooning Van Wyck. It is trom
this political circle that tlio dispatches
about Van Wyck's treasons and con
spiracies have been pouring into the
Itcimblican , Lincoln Journal , and Jim
Laird's Hastings Tin Can. Senator
Mandcrson probably does not know that
this bushwhacking campaign is being
carried on under his nose , otherwise we
should bo tempted to ask how he could
countenance such disreputable assaults
l.o 'Ol.t.tmia
Upon i. . , . " iv.lii-.0 _ .
With regard to the question ns to Van
Wyck's alleged contract with Grover
Cleveland wo are confident tliat there is
not n word of truth in it. It
is of a piece with all the
other contemptible libels that bave
been coined by the monopoly press con
cerning Van Wyck. Ho never can and
never will do anything that they would
approve. The fact that he supported all
the Edmunds resolutions , except the
third , has dumbfounded them. They were
anxious to show that ho is a traitor to his
party , and they arc bound to convict
him , if manufactured evidence nnd
brazen-faced lying will do it. We have
been told that the third resolution , which
Mr. Vnn Wyck refused to support , was
the essence of them all. If this is true it
is very strange that other ie-
publican senators , notably Messrs.
Merrill and Hoar , declared in
the caucus , held since their
adoption , that they did not consider
themselves bound by the third resolution
to refuse confirmation of appointments ,
but merely voted for it as a matter of
form. Senator Van Wyck took the more
manly course of voting against the prop.
osition which ho considered impolitic and
liable to establish a precedent which
would react upon the republican party
to its disadvantage.
The Itcpubllcnn City Ticket.
The ticket nominated by the republi
cans in Omaha is in every respect worthy
of the united party support. The caudi *
dates are men of known integrity and
good citi/.ons. Without saying one word
against the opposition , wo can fairly
challenge comparison.
Mr. Thrnno , of the First ward , is a man
who , during his four years service in the
council , has been above suspicion , He is
as honest as the day is long. Ho is now
familiar with the wants of his ward and
the city , knows tlio ropes in the council
chamber and conimHteo room , and will
make a useful ns well as n reliable conn
oilman. The First ward can do no better
than return Mr. Thrnne.
The candidate of the Second ward ,
Mr. Frank Knspar , is an enterprising
and industrious citizen. Ho has acquired
considerable property by hard work and
shrewd investments. In the only posi'
tiou ho has over tilled as a member ot
the police force some years ago ho was
roputcd to bo ono of the best men on the
force fearless , Yigil t , honest and
hobor.
The Third ward Is to bo congratulated
on the nomination of Mr. Adolph Bur-
muster. Ho is among our oldest citizens ,
an honest , hard-working mechanic , who
s rospootod by everybody who knows
him , If elected , as ho will bo , thn Third
ward will have a member in the council
who will carefully guard the interests of
tlio city nnd work faithfully for the ward.
Mr. Heehel's nomination in the Fourth
ward was nn endorsement ot an ofliciont ,
honest and reliable public oDlcial. Mr.
Itcchol is fairly entitled to this endorse
ment at llio hands of hid constituents. In
spite of the malicious assaults made on
him by porsonnl enemies , the fact stands
out boldly that during his term the
Fourth ward hns scoured moro costly and
solid improvemeuts tlian during any six
years previous. Mr. Bcchol does not
claim the credit for all this work , but ho
certainly was instrumental in securing n
largo portion of it , His business qualities
and political consistency no body will
dare disputo. His opponent , Mr. Gar-
nuun , IK a good cllizcu , but there is no
reason why preference should be given to
him over Mr. ttechcl , who is fairly enti
tled on his record to a second term
Mr. Charles Cheney , the republican
candidate In the Fifth ward , is a new
man in public life , but he is vouched for
by those who know him best , ns nn Intel'
ligcnt , honest and bright young mechanic ,
who will represent the Fifth ward with
lidclity and ability.
The Sixth ward republicans have
chosen Mr. F. W. Manville , whoso elec
tion , in that stalwart republican ward ,
may bo regarded as assured. Mr. Man-
vlllc , like Uurmcstcr and Cheney , is a
mcchnnic. Ho is well known to the resi
dents of the Sixth ward , where he has re
sided for many years , us an honest and
industrious worklngmnn.
ji Illiintlor Somewhere.
The next council will ptobably be presided
over t > y Mr. Thomas Lowery , alderman from
the Hist ward. llcmW.
That depend * upon whether Mr. Uoyd
will be able to boss the next council. Mr.
Lowery may bo competent to preside
over tlio council , but it is not customary
to jump now coiineilmen over the heads
of old ones. How do Uailoy and Goodrich -
rich , who are both good enough demo
crats , like this programme ? Are they
willing to take a back heat in order to
please the bosses ?
But why should Mr. Lo\vory bn made
president of the next council over nn ele
gant ana polished member liku Pat Ford ?
Isn't Ford to bo elected dead sure ?
Wouldn't the next council naturally take
Ford , an old ward horse , in preference to
Lowery ? Besides all this , the president
of this council will have to net us mayor
every limo Mr. Boyd goes to Chiengo ,
nnd Ford would bo a substitute whom
Mr. Doyd could trust with the afl'airs of
stnte. Pat Ford , ns mayor of Omaha ,
would lay himself out to do the honors of
the city when guests wore here from
abroad. Wo don't object so much to
making Lowery president of the council
and acting mayor as wo do to haying Put
Ford.snubbed io unkindly by his admiring
friends. Surely , Dr. Miller could not
have written that cruel paragraph. Ho
wouldn't slop over iu that way if ho know
himself.
The School Hoard Ticket.
While wo desired that the nominations
for members of the board of education
should bo non-partisan , wo arc glad to
note that the republican school board
ticket is one that members ot both par-
tics can support. It is without excep
tion composed of excellent material.
Hev. W. K. Copeland has been a very
cflieicnt member of the board , and his
rcnominntion is a deserved compliment
nnd endorsement.
Mr. T. W. Blackburn hns resided in
Omaha for seven or eight years. Ho is
well qualified for the position , being a
graduate of the state normal school.
Mr. H. J. Davis is among the bright
est of our young attorneys. His fitness
for the position is unquestioned. Among
those who know him best in this city ho
is esteemed as a man of sound judgment
and high intellectual attainments.
The democratic nominations are about
the average. Mr. Gibbon , who has been
rcnominatcd , is a first class business man
nnd hns made a good member of the
board. Mr. Philip' Ar : : ' ! < * lR a"10"2 thc
most respected of our German-Americans.
Ho is a trained educator and well quali
fied for thc position. Mr. K. F. Moriarty
is n young lawyer of more than average
talent.
Tun successful engagement of four
performances of the Boston Ideal Opera
company , attended by crowded houses ,
shows that Omaha hns quite outgrown
her old theatrical reputation ns a "one
stand town. " Our citizens know n good
thing dramatically when they sec it , and
the city has now a sufficient theatre-
going population to make it an object
for the best troupes and companies to
court its favor. In times past Omaha
has frequently lost the most popular at
tractions because managers were not
confident that the city would give finan
cial support to a running engagement.
Companies with largo quantities of
scenery and fixtures could not afford to
pack and unpack for a single perform
ance , und so passed us by. Things have
changed a great deal in the past live
years. To-day Omaha is considered one
of thn best of interior cities from a box
office view. Manager Boyd is able tc
secure the best that comes , and to fill his
theatre from parquetto to gallery when
ever the attraction is a first-class one.
Mil. JOE GAUNKAU is a young man of
good address and good intentions , but in
experienced in everything but tying n
wfdto necktie properly and selling an OX'
collent quality of soda crackers , He
should bo left to the performance of the
duties for which he is best fitted.
THE free delivery of four or five hun
dred abusive papers to citizens of the
Fourth ward will bo n very useless out
lay for the benefit of Mr. Garnoau. The
personal grievance of a soro-hcadcd oil
itor against Bechel does not concern the
voters.
Now is the time for the people of
ha to make a strike for the improvement
of the city council. They can do it by
electing the six republican candidates ,
who compose 0110 of the best council-
manic tickets over nominated.
WOMEN may vote for members of the
board of education , and an eflbrt is being
made to bring out n largo force of them
at next Tuesday's election. Their motto
is , "May the best looking man win. "
Mil , JOSEPH GAUNKAU is nn eminent
success ns a cracker manufacturer , and
the people on next Tuesday will endorse
him as such by electing Mr. Bechol to the
city council.
Wu wonder if Dr. Miller will hire the
opera lionso and make another .speech in
behalf of the Hon. P. Ford ? it is to bt
hoped that he will.
THE republican ticket for tho'council
is without n Haw , People who have the
welfare of the city at heart can take Ihnl
ticket straight.
J. Srr.uusG MOHTOK continues to got
in his work at Washington , while Dr ,
Miller is in Omaha working in the inter
est ot P. Ford.
THE low dives and dens will nil vote
for Pat Ford in the Third ward.
DON'T fail to register.
Till * Is'ndslness.
"A slight pcrverfion j > r distortion of the
truth In n nowspnppr"diMission of poli
tics , " says the llcpitbhcan , "may not bo
unprecedented or utile kcd for , but when
it comes to matters o business , public
journals should toll th truth about each
other. " That is emii1 ently sound doc
trine , nnd the flcpttblican should practice
what it preaches. It docs nothing of tlio
kind , however , as wo can easily prove by
facts and figures. In its attempt to
show that the HEIJ'S . "boasted raise of
wages was a verjf onoap demagogical
trick , " it wilfully ifublhihcs several misstatements -
statements , and charges us with "brazen
and wanton falsehood , "when , onVridny
last , wo made the statement that the
average dally composition on the Dm :
was 180,000 cms , of which fully 100,000
cms were paid for at night rates , and
that this increased our composition bills
from $1,500 to $1,800 a year. The lie-
publican then adds :
Tlio amount of composition done for the
7fcjii/icii ) / ? ( ( ) dm lug the past tour Vteek.s ,
taken fiom the time book of the foicman , Is
as lollows :
March ii : . OT1.SOO
" M . A13iUO (
Totnl for four weeks . 3CTO,4UO ,
A\ouiKU for tiny , 1Virjl. !
For the week ending Aprils , the TTfjniMJ
can paid for 759,000 ems night composition at
35 cents , and for H4bOO , cms at : i ) cents , day
composition. Accoidlngto the Bin : ' * , state
ment of Its own business ( which wo believe
to bo oxaggciated and untrue ) Its night com
position averages ICO.OOOems per day. That ol
the 77cj > iiM/cmi / as shown by the books aver-
auc , about tW,000 : ems. In raisin ? the juice ,
therefore , the Uni : ( by Its own llguies ) mo-
vldcd for nn additional expense to itself of 3
cents per thousand ems on 600,000 ems , or Sl'J
per week ( $ G2l JHT i/cur / , nol $ l,500orl.800 , nn
tt claims ) while the Jfcutfblfcmi , by the same
raise , pays for its night work Stt.GO moro per
week , or SSll.'JO 111010 pbr year.
The only answer necessary to the nbovo
is lliofollowingstatcmentlrom our books ,
showing the Bii's : : composition bill :
n.iv. . Nljfht. Totnl.
Week ending Maii-ii 13. . ,4.Vi.03. . Wl.VXl-l.ll'VMO '
. ffl ) . . 171.700. . ilH,100-l,14a,8)0 )
" " " . : . .
" " Aprils. .
Totill . IO.Tnn 2,741.000 4nHV00 !
Dully nvompo . 7 , fl"0 llt.'lOO 11)42)0 ) )
It will bo seen that instead of setting
180,000 , cms per day , as wo first stated ,
without referring to our books , the Bnn
sets 191,200 ems per day , of which IM.iJOO
cms nro night composition. It should bo
borne in mind that this statement does
not include the composition on special nd-
vortisomcnts. such as wants , for rent , for
sale , &c. This would materially increase
the number of oms.
The Increase in the price of composi
tion , which was voluntarily made , raises
the rate from 30 con''on day work to ! W
cents , and from 33 "cents on night
work to 35 cents.- This amounts to
an average in crease 'of $3. 88 per day , or
§ 1,211.08 per year. Agajn , it should bo
berne in mind , Ihat.Uliiring certain
seasons of the year , tlio BEE sets con
siderably more type than during the
period quoted. It is sa'fo to say that the now
rate will increase our composition bills
over § 1,500 , as wo first slated. There is
considerable dilVerouce , between $1,500
and $024. i
If the voluntary raiso'of wages in thc
BEE olllee , which II.IB resulted in the in-
m-nosn _ of. the prittprs , ; pajy in. all thc
newspaper offices ofOmaha , " is a "cheap
demagogical Irick" the JlC2ntblicancn.ii
make the most of it.
Mu. BnciiUL will sweep the Fourth
ward. The Fourth warders know when
they have a good thing ana they propose
to keep it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
IK the primaries are any indication of
sentiment , Mr. Bcchol is pretty nearly
the unanimous choice of the Fourth ward.
EVERY voter should personally attend
to the proper registration of his name.
I'KOBIINENT PEHSONS.
A son of Jay Ciould Is a member of tlio en-
glncorliiK class of Columbia college.
Mrs. Garfleld will leave Cleveland and re
side permanently nt Mentor heieattcr.
Mrs. General Kicmont has taken a house at
Washington and will lemaln a year among
her old friends at the capital.
General Newton Booth , commandcr-In-
chief of the Salvation ai my , lias au ivcd at
San Fiaucibco fioin Australia.
President Cleveland has formed no decided
plans for the summer yet and will take uo
vacation , It Is said , until August.
Sarah Dcinhnidt Is having forty-two new
dresses made for her next American tour. As
Sarah only had thiity-slx new dresses thc
last time she visited this country , the Now
Haven News concludes that falio Is a bettei
actions than over.
Admits It.
Atlanta Constitution.
Jay Gould admits , slnru his icturn from
his pleasure sail , that his system is out of or
der.
Arbitration In Jones' Case.
St. Lout * rust-DlapaMi.
It Is now thought that Senator Jones
would be willing to aibltr.ite Ihe trouble thai
Is detaining him In Detiolt.
A Good Field for OniR Stores.
Denvcr Tribune-Republican ,
The prohibition movement In Georgia Is
like the roll of thosurt ; It Is well-high Irre
sistible. All but twelve counties In thai
stale have voted ngaiSt | | the granting of
liquor licenses. Georgia is promising Held
for druggists. > I
Glnus Ibor ,
St. J'diil Pkijifer I'reis.
The senate Is evidently becoming aware ol
the growing popular preference for glass
doois.and as It H getting Into In the session ,
It Is certainly time lor 'Bollil ' panels to conic
down. The senate dcmjiiids that din pies | <
dent shall work behind the glass articles , and
It should sot Mr. Cleveland a good example
by oidoimg some for Hsulf , t
The Special Delivery.
St. Ijou ( * Glnbc-Dunncrat.
An effort Is being mq.de In congress "in
extend tlio benefit of the special delivery
system. " Inasmuch as the advocates of tills
system have yel to show ihat it has any ben
efits , this pait of the lask ought to bo lirst
undertaken. It may bo n blessing to the
country , but as yet Is In disguise , and befuiu
an extension Is attempted its mask should be
removed.
* "
Out It Short.
Atlanta ContUtuttun.
"Cut it short" I.s the ruling maxim of the
hour. Our most popular novels are short.
The best poems aie short. II Is the same \ \ ay
with edltoilals. Unhappily the fashion has
not yet been adopted by speakeisnndtalkers.
People should i ecnlleet that twaddle U SQQII
fuigotten , slioit sentences stick. l'roven > >
and nplpiams live. What an Ideal woiId it
will be when llio written and spoken utter-
ance.s ot all mon will contain the maximum
of pith , point and emphasis iu the minimum
ot woids !
For Husband * Only.
1'orf.Qateltt. .
Tom Drown was always In a fret
Because , .somehow , he kept In debt.
Yet ho Imagined ho was who
Amhkncw how to economize.
He earned cnoush to live with inldo
And Iny a Iltlld up beside.
Although he nothing spout for sport ,
He borrowed , and was always short ,
" 0 Tom , " his wife would say , "a man
Can't manage aa n woman can ;
"Do try mo once , and soon you'll bo
1- rom hoi rid debls and worries free , "
Tom only laughed. ' 'No woman can
Handle nuances like a man. "
At Icntith his debts nnd woriles giew
So big he knew \\lmt to do.
Then lie , In tlmo lo save his life ,
Ga\ call his naming lo Ids wife ,
Now , wife , " ho groaned , In woe complete
'See If you c&U make botli ends mecl. "
Bright > eais now passed ; Tom freed from
care ,
Waxed latupon his wife's good fare.
Ills debts were paid , and laid away
Was something lor u rainy day.
What had Tom's burden been In llfo
Was pleasure to his eaiefnl wife.
MOIIAT. .
Man's loito Iseainlng gold alone ;
In spending Is his weakness shown.
A woman's foito by naluio meant
Is taking caio of cveiy cent.
And ho who lets his wife do this
is always rich and lives In bibs.
BTA-JTB
N'cliruakn < Iot tings.
Greenwood talks of having a canning
factory ,
Ogallala's skirts were sinchcd by a
prairie fire last week.
Edgar's school principal is a Thrasher
by nnineniid wields a spanking hand.
The Adams county Savings bank , cap-
ilnl $100,000 , opened up for business in
llaslinus last week.
Mary Aiulcr.son is in trouble up in
Neligli. She is 10 years of ago and has
been indicted for infunlicido.
The Elkhorn Times has suspondc.l and
E. Messenger , the editor , goes to oilier
Holds in search of legal tender.
Republican City has received assur
ances that the Oberliu branch of the B.
& M. will bo extended to that town.
The Missouri Pacific strike caused a
coal famine iu Springfield. Fuel and
food had U > bo hauled from 1'apillion.
Mrs. Antno Kathbano has secured a
verdict for $1,200 against Nebraska City
for injuries sustained by a fall on a slip
pery sidewalk.
A mill is being erected on Salt creek
wi'bt of Greenwood , which will bo fur
nished with the roller process nnd all
other improvements to make it lirat-
class.
The prohibitionists of Burnett are boy
cotting the saloons and business men
who support them. A butcher shop and
a hotel has been closed up in con-
sequence.
John Baker of Muscatino is negotiating
with Nebraska City business men to start
a canning factory there. Baker has also
tackled l-romont and Lincoln , and will
doubtless visit other towns.
A "Dairy Maids' Carnival" is to beheld
held at Orel on the 13th. Amid the tink
ling of bells , chiller of pans and rumbling
of churns , the pockolbooks of the guests
will be milked. The maids have taking
wheys.
U , M. McKcchinic , ono of the Shakes-
-pearcnn characters of Broken Bow , a
graceful comlm > ie i ii&nicy , piety
anu rascality , distributed a number of
forged notes among his acquaintances for
cash and lit out. He gathered up $200 at
least.
The allowed picture of the raven locks
of the Hon. J. C. Cowin , first printed in
the Herald , is going the rounds of the
state press. A moro effective method of
revenge on tlio general could not bo
adopted. To kill oil'a live man nowa
days it is only necessary to illustrate him.
Tlio Arizona editor of the Brown
County Bugle refers to his esteemed con
temporary as a "migratory abs , " and
closes a quarter column eulogy with this
chunk of burnished wisdom : "God
Almighty isn't to blnmo for making the
ignoramus the damphoolhi ! is and always
will remain , considering the material Ho
iiad to work on. "
The Nebraska City jury maintains the
reputation of that venerable piece of ju
dicial furniture no court coinnlote with
out it. A late verdict of a very intelli
gent jury was as follows : "Wo find in
tnvor of the plaintiff and render a ver
dict in favor of the defendant for § 10"
The filming so befogged the judge and
lawyers that the court took a vacation to
think it out.
An artit rfor a Ponsational eastern
paper visited Oakland last week and
commanded the coroner to dig up the
carcass of the dead desperado ho that ho
could skotoh his face. This display of
burnished cheek nearly strangled the
post-mortem functionary , but ho man
aged with his boot lo convoy to the ten-
durfoot the pressing fact that ho had bet
ter leave the country for the country's
good.
Agents of a Chicago windmill outfit are
swindling farmers jn lUchurdson county.
They soil a windmill nnd pump at about
the usual price , and in making the Irade
with the man , would always impress him
with the idea that innumerable extras ,
such as ono or two hundred feet of pipe ,
a largo tank , etc. , would be put in free of
cost. In this purl of the contract lies the
swindle , for when the farmers came to
pay for their windmills they would find
all these things charged up lo Ihcm at
about double the price they would have
to pay local dealers ,
Tire Aurora girl is a tender vine , a
creeping , clinging creature , whose ethe
real grace can post bo fcoon in a ball
room , According to u local chronicler
faho is lost to nil earthly things except her
partner in a valln. Her grip is llms de
scribed : She creeps closely and tenderly
up lo her partner , as though she would
like to get into his vest pocket , and molts
away with ecstaoyaslho witching strains
of tlio Blue Danube sweep through the
hall , and when she becomes slightly ex
hausted throws both arms mound his
neck , rolls up her eyes ns she floats nwny ,
and is heard to murmur , "O hug mo ,
John , and I'll hug you. "
Sergeant T. S. Nixon , n veteran sol
dier , died suddenly in North Platlo last
week. Mr. Nixon had seen nearly forty
years of lifo in the army. At the ago of
20 ho entered Balleiy B , Fourth artillery ,
and served under General Taylor in llio
Mexican war , being particularly dis-
linguihhed for gallantry in the battles of
Palo Alto and Bucna Vista llo wont
through the rebellion unscathed , nnd was
n member of Company ! < , Fifth cavalry ,
during the reconstruction period in the
south , and uftorwnrds on the western
border. Ho was n member of fhi-i com
pany for twenty years , and was mustered
out iu 1831 , much to the re ; ' rut of his
companions in ann.-i. Tlio deceased
leaves a wife und several children
Iowa Items.
There Is a move on foot to cslabhsh a
buttoriiio factory at Cedar llapids.
At Burlington the gas company has
reduced the price of gas lo 2.5 ! per
thousand feet ,
A now coal mine has recently been dls
covered near Joll'eraon. 1'ho vein found
s over four foot in thickness , and the
people thereabout t are highly elated.
Jc-hn Seolt. of Fort Dodge , after using
tobacco habitually for seventy yours ,
cnmo to the conclusion icccnlly that it
was injuring his health , nnd forthwith
quit it wholly.
The Fnlrficld 0. A. U , post passed reso
lutions severely condemning the recent
reception of General Leo's daughter nt'
Louisville , Ky. , by ox-confcdoralotiud ox-
union soldiers.
The employes of the Northwestern
shops at Clinton , on Monday , raised a
purse of ? iOO for the relief of the family
of their laic fellow-workman , Hans Hoi-
gerson , whoso dentil on Saturday lolt his
wife and throe children in circumstances
making such aid most timely.
A peculiar di onsn has appeared among
the cattle In Pocnhnntas county. The
symptoms npponr by the animals foaming
at the inoulli and crimling llioir teeth.
What the disease is no ono can say posi
tively. The disease is talnl iu almost
every instance.
August Heclsbnrff , a young German 15
years of age , a resident of Barclay town
ship , Blackhawk county , was killed Mon
day afternoon. Ho was n teamster , his
horses ran nwnj , ami ho was thrown
down into the wagon His head was
.smashed by striking on a piece of timber.
He tiled immediately.
The Mexican veterans nt Dos Motnns
nro making preliminary arrangements
for their national reunion and nro look
ing forward to having a grand , good
timo. Word has been reeoiveu from
General Low Wallace Ihat ho will bo
present , ns will other distinguished
soldiers of thai memorable war.
Dakota.
The town of Hgnn has a cornet baud
and its niiiiio is "Dennis. "
One hundred and twenty families from
Fulton county , Pennsylvania , have
already located in Logan county. The
most of them are people of means.
There nro now 10,000 head of calllo on
the Mouse river , iu HIP blufK
E. T. Loscy. a Beadle county farmer ,
has already sown tifty acres of 188(5 (
wheat.
There is great enthusiasm in Potter
nnd Kaulk counties over the no\ys that
the Northwestern proposes to contiiio its
line from Kodfield lo the Missouri river.
The line is lo run a little north of J/a
Foon.
The board of llio Torrilorinl Agricul
tural society has under consideration a
scheme to indemnity for loss by hail It
i.s thought that it can be managed without
expense to the insured.
A Hutfhinson county Russian farmer ,
who had live carloads of sheep for sale ,
dissalislii'd with his homo markets , not
withstanding ho was oll'ered $1.70 pur
head , thought ho could do better to snip
them himself. He took them to St. Paul ,
whore the prices did notsuit , and &o went
on to Chicago. That market was worse
than St Paul , so ho went on to St. Louis ,
Hero they could not bo sold at any price ,
and a farmer oll'erod to keep them until
llio market got better , charging nothing
but the cost of keeping. Last week ho
received notice that tlio sheep hud been
sold , but ho must remit $1-12 in addition
to proceeds of sale to pay for keeping , or
stand a lawsuit.
Catarrlxal Dangers ,
Tob < j fioed fiomtlio danprcts of eudocntion
whllu lying dnwn : to brontlio freely , sloup sound
ly nnd nndlstrubpd : to ilso lofiosliod , lioiul
clear , bruin nctlvo and fico fiom pain or uelio ;
to know that no poisonous , putihl matter dc-
flies tlio breath nnil rots away llio ilullcato ma
chinery of snioll , lastu and hearing ; to Toe ] that
the system does not , through Us veins nnd art-
cries , suck up the poison that ia bin u to under
mine nnd destroy , Is indeed u blessing be ) and
all other linnnin enjoyments. To puiehiiio 1m-
munltyCinm such n late should be thoobjcuto"
nil atlllrted , JJut llui o who Imvo tried niiiiiy
icmcdlcs uuil iiliysiflaiiq ilcitilUr ' " .
cure. . . . .ici 01
SANFonn's tiAmc.tr. Cuur. mcois cvorv pliasu
of Ciiturrah , lioni a simple hoiul cold to theme
mo t loathsome and deslrucllvd stages. It Is
local nni ] eonstltutlonal. lust mil In I'-lleviiiv ,
permanent In euilng , Balis , oconomual nnd
novor-liilllnif ,
StNFOKD'N Itumui. Cinin consists of ono
botllo of the ItAino.u. CIIHK , ono box ol CA-
TAiuiiiAi , SOLVENT , and onolMPitovhiilxn ti.iiii.
nil winpjiod In ono packiiKu with ticntl i > nnd
directions , nnd Bold bj nil dnipKlslH lorSl.OU.
1'OTTEU DltUO & Clll'.MlCAl , CO. , ItOSTON.
AGHINGMfTSCLES
EMEVlSn IN ONB MINU'IT by
Hint now , minimi , dopant , and Infallible -
fallible InllRmnmtton.tlicCL'TICIJltA
ANTM'AIN I'liAHTHH. No aeho or
piln , or biuito or attain , or
. . or cold , or mucous weakness but
yields lo Its speedy , nll-poworlul and notcr-lnll-
linr , I'nlii-iiiluvIiitliiK propoitles. At ,
"jej tlvo lor Sl.tlO ; or ot l'OTin ) : Dituu ANI >
, Co. , Ilosio.v.
Bailway Tinie Table.
OMAHA.
Tno followlnp Is tlio tlmo of ftrrival nnd do-
pnrtuioof trains by Cnntral Hliuidiird ( line nt
tliu local ilopots. Trains of Hi" ( ; . . St. P. , M. , t
O. nrrlvo nnd dopnrt from tbolnlODiit. corner
nt 14tli ami Webstur < < treuts ; trains on the It. it
M.,0. . H. &Q. iimllC. C. , St. J. AC. II. fiomtlio
I ) . & M. depot : all otbnrfl from tlio Union 1'aclUa
d ° POt'
IIKIOOB TRAINS.
BrMKO tniln < * w II Icsv' ' I * , rtopntnt 8:5
n7i--8W-H:40--8:50-H10:00-n : : : : : : : 0 a. in. , II
l:00-lai-f : : ftnMJ:00 : ( : - U lUJ : 5tj--iJ : ) ; : , )
6:10 : 7 : OD 11:10 : p. in.
Lciivo transfer for Onmtm nt 7:13 : fi 8:15-0:30 :
tiMS M lOiin-lO : ' ! ? lln'n. : ni.i:3-a:13- ; : :
3'W-'J(7-l)7--B:5J-ui' : : : : : ) : : > 7:30-7 : : & 0
c UNKh.
An Kill iiti , | Uuuaituio of trulus from the
trnnsfL-rclopot at Council muffs ;
DEPAIT. ArilUVK.
CI1ICAIIU , KOCH ISI.ANlJ & I'ACIKir.
n7l : > A. M I IJOllSA , M
IlOilSA.M J16JOl : . M
CUtOr. : M I H 7UO p. M
ClIlCAdO & XOKTHWGSTKIIK.
n 9:15 : A. S. I 1)0:15 : A.M
C 11:10 : I' . M I H 7:00 : p. M
CIUOAdO , nUKMNQTOM A CJUINCir.
A 9 .35 A. M 1 A'J:1S : \ . n
U ( l.-Hl' ) . M 110MiM :
I A 7W : ) p. M
CHIOAQO , MILWAUKEE * ST. I'AUI. .
n 0:15 : A. M I I ) 0:15 : A. M
GUOi : > . M I Ii7ilii : ) . M
KANSAB CITY. ST. JOE & COUNCIL Ilt.UFFB.
A in.tKiA. u i ) H.BJ A. M
C H:55 : I' . M I A 6:40 : IM
WA11AS1I , ST. I.OU1H 1. I'ACiriO.
A 3:00 : I' . M I A 3:301' : . M
siotix cinr * i-Acmc.
A 7OiA. : M I A l > : 5 A.M
A 0:25 : P. M _ _ _ J _ A H:6JiM :
Iopan. _ JOIJTHWAIH ) . Arrlro
\ . M , ] i' . ll. IMISiSOintl 1'AiMFlC. A. M. I f. M.
10UUiii : I. . , .Day Kxpress U : ° M !
.NIirhtK | iros . . . .
K.O.r > T. J , & C' . II ,
9 : 0.i 8 : < Mj Viu I'laltHinoutli. 7.-OOU
Pepiut , NOUTHWAIU ) . Arrlvo
"A , M. i v. ji. f O. ST I' . M. .V O. I A. M , I i % u7"
fcaOu. : . . .1 htotixC'lty Hxpross fiil&a
DtVpuklHiii : | ' '
ili'p.ut. KASTWAHI ) . " A1 !
"
"A. M. , p. Mil O. . II. & O , TT\i. I p. u.
U go ' fl ( A I .Viu IMattsnif nth. . : ! iMO I 7 11
STOCK YAIUW THAIN3
Will leave U. P. dopot. Omaha , at ! < 0--8'J3 :
lUlr : > 10:5io. : m. ; 2:40 : J W oiip. : in.
leavesSfooU Vardo for Omnbu at 7 : . ' > 5-10:2ji. :
I''lOl ISO < : U5.07 0. J D. m.
Norn A irnlni daily ; IIdully except Sunday :
9 tl Uy ercent Saturday ; U , dally eioopt Mou-
day.
HEALTH PRFSERYING !
I'uio und Wliolusome ,
GOOD BREAD !
It H key of culinary Impnlne * * We
inn WAlisnrs KAi'K VKAST on
un market In uboilltmro lo tt potv-
ml nuliHciloiiuU'i for u ltull.it > lu
U' IUi I'rPaerUna Vcu t.
TAKKNOUI'IIKH.
iM.Y TEN t'EN IS A I1OX.
10 CiiUoe in a box.
II jo i if oeordons.not l > eep
it ac < ( \ tviU by mull : o
STRICTLY PURE.
rr COHTAIWS HO orioi in ASV rorm
IN THREE SIZE BOTTLES ,
PRICE 25 DENTS , 50 CENTS , AND $1 PER BOTTLE
BOTTLEs.aro nut Jip for tbo n
' of all wbo doslro n goo
and low priced
Guueh , ColdandCroupRemedy
IIIO'K tirsiitiNn A nr.MKiir rou
CONSUMPTION
Aur
LUNG DISEASE.
Should BCOUIO tlio larKo SI bottle * . Direction
accompanying cncli boUIft.
Sold by nil Modiclno Doalora.
WHITTIER
017 Ht. Cttnrlc 5it. , Bt. Lotils.ltfo.
A rrcuttriU'lflftUof ' * * o Me ] letlColltff , titi fcteQlongtr
tngictj ID Iht ll'tclfcl treatment of CnftoKic. Nkaroi'i , BRIM
anil Hioon Duiuti thMtianr ott > irIhvilcUntiiSt.Loult ,
Blfltf prn ihow tnJ AlloldrttlJents inoiv.
Nervous Prostration , Debility , Mental and
Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and olhor Afloc-
tlotis ot Throat , Skin or Bones , Blood Poisoning ,
old Sores and Ulcers , r iremcJ with uop.r.iicuj
lucttM , > n Utt.ucl'ntlflo prlntlplti.RirtlrPrimely.
Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Exceu.
Exposure or Indulgtnce , .hich rroioce icm. ( tb.
following rll tli ! ntriouitifii dfbltllT , dlmtitii or iliht
nd < lerecllt m mory , plmrltioD th hit , j > t > jil UeMy ,
unionlolh i tlnot f n te > , ccnruiloi ottaeii , . ,
rendering Morrl ? o Improper or unlianpr , us
r > rrmi > nrimr nred. 1'implilf i ( S pifi ) on theabute , line
IQecitfld enrtlope , rrtnto any ftddreie. Con > ultattoaal f
Ecror bj- mill ( rtr. Intlled nd ililiilj centlj rul l.
A Poslllvo Written Guarantee iirea in T.rre .
nble cue. Uedlelat lent trtrj ! i re bj milleroprHt.
CARRIAGE GUIDE.
200j PAGES. PINE PLATES , elffftat clolh tnj ( till
blnulDioAttd forflOo. In i otugeorcurrant ? . Ot r Qftr
vnnJerfHt | * upUtur i , true t * lira ( nrtlcUi on tbi fell * 1nc
anhjrclii who m y marrjr.whouot.ivAy ] manhood , woiniD-
LooJ , i > brile l drear. eHteU ofocHUey * nlmo * toth phri.
lolcer orrpjireiuctton , aoJ miny nor * . Ttioio marrlvi er
ronteinplttlui tnrrlnf ihould rfr H 11. l"pi-ltr dt11ea
me , | i per corcr * 3Co Addrtti itbo t pt. Wblttttr
PAUL E , MRT FOyHTIlIN PER
BEST IN THE WORLD.
Warranted toulvosr.tlsfno-
tlou on nuy 0ik nna In uuy
bunds.
Price $ 2.50
JBTrickey&Co
WIIOLCSALB JKWELER3 ,
Lincoln ,
Solo Wliolosnlo nironts for
NuUinsUa.
DEALERS SUPPMED At
FACTOUY RATES.
N. 1J. This Is not a Style
graph poncll , but a first class
tloxlblo olil pen of any desired -
sired Ilncmcss of poInU
A FINE LINK Ob
AT
WOOOBRIDGE BROS1
iUSIC HOUSE
OMAHA NEHRASICA.
ASTI1HJ lUT
lixlxiilly rcllvtM thrj
uti t t Uil ; lit ittln < L , ( [
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jinlialaUun.tlliljitli Ui di i
Jos tliu epa'ni , firlliuin.i fuo
leipectnrntfnn , nrd I r'KJU'Ti
Vwhermllotfcrr remr Irifa'l. A Ultl ftn lnef tfcriuwl
rutlcalcif IU lutce.lUtrliivrt an 1 nrtT.fali : j effect
rlr nUc. BnJ If ltM > ; of ilru trl.ll i by riftfl " ' '
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HioflB VITAI.1TV Is fiilllra. Hriila l IIAl > I'.lt nncl
I'XIIAtWI.IMirrovifrl'llT.'MAII IM'I.V W AST-
fell rn y and a pi ' rfocl uml rrliiUo oiirn In tlio |
FRENCH 'HOSPITAL nEMEDES
DrlKl otd liy rr f. .II A < U V I Al.l.of roHi.l luiuft
Ailupted lij nil rrDiiulriinld iiiinill liiBi l'l'IIJ""l '
uccvkifully Intruilucwl linj1- , AllY 1'111"1" , . ! *
LUinConico or Uy rnall ) vflth U ci'nltcrit doctors 1'IIKIC ,
C1VIAI.E AUENCr. No. 174 Fulton Street. Now York. .
t'l
Do you wnnt a pure , bloom
ing Complexion { Jt' o , n
fotv nnuliculioiis of iriigun's
HAGNOJ J A JJALM will grat
ify you to your lienrl'H con-
tout. It iloos away with 8nl-
lowiioss , llodncss , i'imnlos ,
Elotclies , anil all < IIfiense.saiui
Imperfections of the skin. Jt
overcomes tlio flushed njipcnr-
nnco of heat , liitfguo and ox-
( -Heniont. J t makes u lady of
TJIIHTY appear but TWJiN-
TY ; and BO natural , gradual ,
and perfect are Its oirccts.
that it is ! mpossiblo to detect
its application.