T THE OMAHA DAILY BEE , WEDNESDAY , MARCH 17. 1886. THE .DAILY BEE. OMAHA OFFICF..NO. on ANDOIOFATIKAM ST NEW Yonk omen , ItooHM.TritnHNKnuiMitNO WASIII.NOTOX OrriCT , No. S13 FOUHTF.ENTII ST. Ptibllofcert ovcry morning , except Sunday. Tha onlySIondny morning jmpcr published In the etnto. Tim ts ur MAIT , ! Ono Venr . flO.oaTlirco Months . J Six Months . 6./0Ono ( / | Month . 1.00 THE Vfnvia-r HUB , Published Kvory Wodnc-saar. TKIIMS , i-osTTAiDS Ono Vcnr , with premium . . . (2.00 One Ycnr , without premium . . . . 1.2 1 fill Months , without premium . 75 Ono Month , on trlnl . 10 . AH communications relating to news nml odl torlnl matter * Miould bo addressed to the Bui < vonorHKllKK. . ntrstNr.ss T.F.TTEns : All Hulnosi loiter * nnd remittances should bo miji'crped < o Tun Dr.i : runr.tsuirtn COMPANY , OMAHA. Urnfts , checks nnd postofflco orders to bo made pnynblo to the order of the coinpnny. IDE Bit POBLISmicliPAIIT , PflOPBIETORS , E. HOSEWATEtl. EniTOrt. Wn war\ pacing but wo want good pavements ntul durable pavements , The best is the cheapest. Mil. BA. viv : , of the council , has charge of the drafting of the much needed building ordinance. What is tlio cause of the delay ? OstAitA's fashion observes Lent by cut ting the sensational theatre and packing tlio district court room to listen to the Lauor murder trial , Mouc school liousci are on the pro gramme for Omaha. Our school popula tion is keeping pace with tiio growth of tlio clt.y and already indicates a total pop- illation for tlio city of nearly 70,000. Tun Waco , Texas , gasworks havobecn blown np. The Omaha gas works have been blown up several times by tlio newspapers but the bill collector con tinues to get his work in every month. JAY GOULD has returned to the United States from Cuba in time to profit from the strike on his railroad system. It is the 111 winds on the slock exchange from which the great railroad wrecker profits most. AN automatic railroad , operated en tirely by sofraopmg machinery , says flic St. Louis JlcjHtblican , Is the contrivance that would not the inventor a handsome fortune and make glad the heart of the Croat railway magnate. NEBRASKA is the most profitable field for the railroads in the west. Her pro ducers are todajpaying more in pro portion to tiio services rendered for trans portation facilities than any s > tate in the union. H-Anoit troubles are in nine cases out of tm caused by the troubles of laborers Wftich in turn owe their origin to tiie trickery and greed of corporate capital. This is the reason why peaceful adjust ments of such dillleulties are the order of the day. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Mu. CALI..VWAY says that the question of a now depot is still hold in abeyance. The bonds voted years ago by Omaha for a handsome structure of this kind are 'JP ' ! < 1 itt the railroad vaults , but they con tinue to draw interest witli unvarying regularity. Nr.w Yonic is shocked by the discovery that one of her aldermen kept a "fonco" fo'r thieves , and that the chief of the de tective force and the district attorney combined to protect him from exposure. Tlio ghost of Hill Tweed icoms to haunt the corridors and lobbies of the city hall oa the island of Manhattan. A LIVELY meeting of thoEnglish stock holders of a Wyoming cattle company held last week in London ended in a gen eral row. Wo suppose tlio promised 40 per cent dividend failed to put in an tip- ponrunco. The largo cattle syndicates of the west have taken the cue from the rail road syndicates and stock-watering and dishonest management are bringing the usual results. THE temperance question continues to bo hotly discussed in Now York , and there is a lively fight going on between the Methodist and Episcopal churches. The Episcopalians , through their Church Tcmpornnco society , advocate moderate drinking instead of total abstinence , and they have presented to the legislature a bill fixing High liconsu for alcholic bev erages. The ministry is requested by the society to promote the higli license measure in the pulpit and elsewhere. ThaMethodists , on the other hand , are unanimously and enthusiastically in favor of total abstinence , and propose to urge the submission to tlio people of a consti tutional amendment prohibiting the man ufacture and bale of liquor in tlio stato. The Methodist ministers are now preach ing prohibition , whllo the Episcopalian ministers are advocatinghigh license and a conservative drink-as-yon-please policy. "No sorlous consequences need bo fcarod from the strikes in America , " says M. Cornuschi , the aged Italian econo mist. "Thoy are merely a natural and healthy struggle between capital and la bor. " This is the voice of common sonso. DilVoronecs between labor and capital in the United States in a largo majority of instances result from the natural attempt of labor to secure the highest market price for Its work , and frnm the equally natural undertaking of capital to biro labor at the lowest possible cost in wages , Capital has- labor to hire. Worklngmen have labor to soil. Labor disputes are controversies oyor the terms of tlio contract - tract , No serious consequences need bo feared in America because American labor is intelligent enough to drive Its bargain to the best advantage without resort to the revolutionary methods of foreign workingmen of loss education nuU loss social nnd political freedom. General strikes in Europe mean general dnmoralization. In America they mean a short lay on" , during which the contend ing parties argue the questions in dispute and settle upon a mutually satisfactory basis of agreement. Tlio men who nro painting the American workingmnn as red-handed revolutionists are shooting very far widu of the mark , and tlu-y know It. The record is against them , No country In the world sutlers so little from labor disputes , and in no manufac turing country on the globe are labor troubles so often settled with so little disturbance to the public peace or less to Mm pockets of these concerned. Orei1 Capitalization In Corporation * . The solid basis upon which most of tlio complaints of the public against char tered monopolies is founded on excessive capitalization , or "stock watering. " The cost of operating a railroad f urnls'.ics one of the chief elements upon which trans portation charges must bo based. To maintain its credit nnd financial standing Interest must bo .paid on the bonded debt , and dividends upon the stock. "Fixed charges , " representing obliga tions incurred in tlio construction of reader or assumed after its construction by the purchase or lease of connecting lines , must bo met beforn dividends are de clared. In other words , the patrons ot the road in addition to paying for actual operating expenses must pay interest on bonded debt bcforo the road is in a "solvent condition. " If it is on n "pay ing basis , " interest on tlio slock must be earned in addition. These are the facts which disprove the statement that the stockholders and not the public arc inter ested in over issues nnd inflation of tlio capital stock. Revenue must bo earned , and earned from tlio public , to meet every obligation of the corporations. And the greater the amount of interest to bo earned the heavier must be the tax upon patrons of the road. The United Stales has the unenviable distinction of leading the world in reck less speculation in tlio securities of com mon carriers. In no other country has "stock watering" been carried on with such a boltl defiance of the principles of commercial usngo and disregard of the rights of botli the public and of the min ority stockholders. The total cot > of all the railroads in the United States up to the close of 1833 , estimated on a basis most favorable to the companies , is stated to have been $100,000,000. The excess of issues of stocks , bonds and float ing debt over cost at the same period is given by no less an authority than Mr. Henry V. Poor at $2,500,000. , In other words more than half of the capital represented by deben tures and stock of the railroads of the United States is "water , " representing no more solid basis than ' 'paper and ink" and the supposed capacity and willing ness of the public to bo taxed sullicicntly to pay income returns on tlio bogus in vestment. So long jigo jjs 1809 , Mr. Charles Fran- els' Adams , Jr. , now president of the Union Pacihc company , in an essay upon that railroad , said : "The line from Chicago to Now York rep resents now but SGO.OJO to the mile as the icsults of many ycais of Inflation , whllo the line between Omaha and San Francisco begins life with a cost of $115OCO per mile. It would bo safe to say that this road costs considerably less than one-half this stun. The dllTurunco Is the pilcc paid for every vicious element of lailrorul construction and management. Costly construction , entailing tttture taxa tion on trade ; tens of millions of fictitious capital ; a road built on the sale of its bonds and with the aid of Its subsidies , every cle ment of rcul outlay recklessly exaggerated and the whole of it some futino day to inako itself put as a burden on the trade which it is tocieato. " Mr. Adams' statement of the case in 1801) ) is as true now as it was then. The heaviest "stock watering : " has taken place since that time. Including the Kan sas Pacific $50,703,000 of "water" lias been injected into the Union Pacific. More than $17,000,000 was squirted into the New York Central by Vanderbilt. Erie suffered to the extent of more than $20,000,000 , the Gould southwestern sys tem received "water" by the bucketful , and now holds with Wabash $50,000,000 of evidences of indebtedness above its cost , while every smaller system has been manipulated by the same means , to the public detriment. The funded debt of the railroads of Nebraska amounted to $133,814,885 , while that of all New Eng land , with nearly four times the mileage , was only six millions greater. Facts speak louder than any argumo'nt based on more theory. The charges of the overstocked roads are found to bear a steady proportion to the amount of water which they carry. In 1883 the earnings from freight on nil the Now England roads was $00,480,781. , In the same year Nebraska producers paid the railroads of this state $14,414,203 for carrying their products to the market and merchandise to their doors nearly half ns much as the states of Maine , Now Hampshire , Ver mont , Massachusetts , llhodo Island and Connecticut , with their 6,202.80 miles of road operated , as against 1,1)05.10 ) miles m this state. Excessive capitalization moans exorbit ant charges , whether the "watering" be in the stock of railroads , gas , water com panies or other corporations with power of taxing tlio public. It may in the end rcgulato itself by the excessive competi tion which it stimulates , but the pnblia'in the meantime pays the piper and suffers for the crimes of the rnilway jobbers. Tlio Kadlcnl Parliament. The present house of commons is a daily witness to the strength of radicalism in England and of the growing demo cratic tendencies of the realm. The re form bill of 183.1 has placed Ilodgo in the saddle. The working classes and men of moderate moans now hold the des tines of Grsal Ih'itain in their grasp. For the first time in English history parlia ment fully voices the publio sentiment and that voice is striking alarm to the hearts of lovers of precedent ami sticklers for class rule , Even the wings 'aro dis mayed at the freo-thinking and self- assertive assembly which an enlarged franchise has brought into existence. Within two month * the radical parlia ment has endorsed the compulsory tlivis- Ion of the great estates into small hold ings , lias barely missed condemning the whole theory of hereditary government , favored woman suflVago , como within twclvo votes of advising the disestablish ment of the Welsh church and has voted in spite of Mr. Gladstone's eloquence , to reduce the appropriations for royal parks. Such an eight weeks record is without precodcnt , and whig * and lories alike stand aghast as they consider its tremendous import. The English radicals are cordially supported by the Irish nationalists. In many respects their aims are identical , lioth seek wide reaching land reforms. Each is commit ted to a. fuller local representation in tlio government. Together they form a group nearly largo enough to control the house. In another election , if the Irish strength hi English voting constituencies were thrown Into the balance with the radical votes , the majority would bo still greater. For all pur poses of general legislation in the present parliament the Paruellltos and radicals may be counted to work together. The very strength of the radical clement in the commons is a source of disquiet nnd perhaps of dancer to Gladstone nnd his ministry. It may bo counted upon to give support to his measures for Irish re form if they moot their views of expedi ency , but it may also bo expected to do present damage by stampeding tlio whigs Into the ranks of the lories if its loaders continues to knock down John Mull's most cherished old China from the shelves of his heavy old political crockery shop. The absence of u written constitution gives radicalism fullswaj'in the proposal of measures of political nnd social re form. There is no supreme court which can finally set asldo legislation nnd bar the doors against radical changes in tlio laws and methods of government. The house of lords may refuse Its sanction to the decrees of the commons , but long continued obstruction would certainly re sult in a political revolution as the last resort of English discontent. As it glances over the present parliament , with its boldly expressed contempt of cherished institutions , tlio English aris tocracy are not so certain ns they once were that the American constitution is such an inferior piece of workmanship when compared with the legislative checks and balances with which custom nnd precedent has supplied them. Bogus Butter. A careful microscouic analysis of the various kinds of bogus butter has occn made by Prof. Nachtnob , of the Minnesota seta state university , under tlio direction of the dairy commission , and the result shows that the vile shift" is not lit for u human being lo cat. The best and clean est looking sample had a butter odor and taste , and to all appearances would pass for butler , so perfect have the swindlers become in their imitations. This sample had a very small variety of living organ isms , but a good many spores which , under favorable conditions , would probably have germinated. It also ' 'contained masses of dead mould , bits of cellnlous wood , various colored particles , shreds of hair , bris tles , ntc. The other two samples teemed with life and yielded microscopic propn- tions of the moulds and bac teria that would have gladdened the heart of tho. stuicnt e ? kL ° logy , The microscope revealed the fact that the greatest variety of life existed in the inner portion of these samples , and that the outer portions contained the greatest quantity of active bacteria. The animals found In the buttcrine belong to the type of protozoa. Doubtful portions of worms were also noticed. Many of Iho protozoa , under favorable conditions , pass into an encysted stage or develop spores within protected capsules , and in these condi tions lie dormant until the environment is again favorable , and it can hardly be doubted that some of the many spores found in these bnttcrines were merely in a dormant state. The great number and variety of organisms found in the samples , indicate the use of foul water and a crim inal filthy process in making it. Prof. Nachtrieb says "there can not bo the slightest doubt that the person who cats so promiscuous and so lively a mix ture as the buttorino examined , is run ning great risk , morally ns well as physi cally. The peace and happiness of fu ture generations is greatly involved in the life of the present generation. Uy in dulging in our homes articles of food filled with spores and seeds of the vari ous classes of the lower organisms , wo are increasing the dangers of parasitism. Spores that now arc harmless , may , by gradual adaption through more or less circuitous routes , become" inimical to the health and happiness of countless mil lions. " With such proof as this it would seem that the demand for a national nnti-but- terino law ought to bo promptly complied with by congress. Several states already have anti-buttcrinc laws , and if the dairy commissioners , wherever there are any , would only do their duty , the law could bo cfl'octunlly enforced. Nebraska has a stringent law regarding the manufacture and sale of buttormc , and it can bo en forced if interested parties will only take the matter in hand. The Nebraska dairy men should see to it that special agents nro employed for the prosecution of the bogus butter dealers , nnd the proper place to begin is right hero In Omaha. The dairymen by so doing will not only promote their own interests , but will pro tect the publio health ami receive the thanks of the people. Give Them IMoro Tlmo. On behalf of the tax payers of Omaha wo nsk the city council to extend the time within which property owners shall make choice of paving material on streets that are to bo paved this year. Thorn can bo no possible injustice or in jury to any one by extending the time for filing such petitions thirty days. Spring has boon very backward this year and paving cannot bo safely begun be fore May. There is no excuse whatever for rushing these paving contracts with- outgiving the people ample time. There would bo no need of our appeal for moro time on behalf of the tax-payers if their signatures to petitions were the mature expression of their choice , The intent ot the law giving tax-payers the choice of paving materials was to prevent jobbery on the part of contractors nnd collusion with contractors on the part of the coun cil. Hut the methods by which signatures have been procured are within them- solyes proof that the cholco of materials , such UH the law contemplated , 1ms not been made. The petitions are hawked about , by interested parties and the pcoplo arc bulhlo/.ud into signing them under all sorts of representations. Half tlio people who have signed peti tions this spring have been led to believe that they are going lo save themselves from taxes by taking tlio cheapest puvu- mtint. They wore actually told that the paving tax would only bo levied once upon - on their property and that the cost of re- paving will fall upon the city. Even if this were true , it would bo an oulrage to impose upon tlio tax payers who have laid down durable pavements the cost of ropaving stieets that have been pavoil with short-lived materials , Hut it is not true that the cost of repaviug will be berne by the whole city. The charter ex pressly authorizes special taxes on adja cent property for rcpaving. For tills reason and beeauso hundreds of the signers .desire further time in order , to revise their judgment on this vital mat ter , wo ask the council to.oxtcml the time for thirty days , Thord Is 116.doubt what ever that such a step Is legal * The courts' never abridge the right of the lax-payers to an honest and nuitum expression of their judgment. The courts nro hero to protect the lav-payer agtlnst imposition nnd jobbery. And in vfjw of the wide latitude which the ( aw1 gives , they will sustain the council 'in giving property owners ample time lo iltoido upon such nn Important matter. 'Ibis is a question which affects the nil the rights of taxpayers ers of this city as well as the owners of property on the strcols to bo paved. Tlio interest of the conlraetols should bo sec ondary to the rights andnntcrosts of the tax-payers. DiLESsr.rsand : his company are setting the isthmus ablaze with enthusiasm. They have been received with royal hon ors nt Colon , nnd the gvcat engineer in nn eloquent speech , prophesied the com pletion of the canal in three years from dale. Mcanlime , Iho engineers employed by Iho French government to inspect the canal had not waited to join in tills demonstration , but lud set out for Franco with , as is rumored , a report adverse - verse to the practicability of the scheme and ngaiust the proposed lottery to provide moans for its continuance. Six years ago M. do Lessops declared thnt Iho canal could bo built for 8140,000,000 , nnd Ihrco years ago ho set the rate of excavation nt 2,000,000 cubic moires n month. At this moment only 10,000,000 moires have been excavated , but $153,000,000 has been spent , and tiicre re main 101,000,000 metre * of the hardest digging lo bo done. At this rate tiio canal will not cost less than $083,000,000. and bo finished in tlio joar 1010 ; unless , indeed , Iho Paris papers are telling the truth when they report the mortality among laborers as forty per day , and predict the extermination of the popu lace by disease in advance of tlio possi ble completion of the work. AKTEK it has concluded its -cxpoic of the Herald's connection with railroad jobs and jobbery the republican organ of the corporation can do the pub lie a service by printing ils aulobio- graphy. Our esteemed morning con temporaries arc the two dromios of the railroads. KINGS AND QUKENS. * . a wcakjicss for rubles and beer. ] > . - > Thecbaw's queen imagines she looks prclty In yellow. Emperor William can speak only In a whisper. Dom Pedro Is planning the erection of an academy of arts In Bnull , the lirst of Its kind in South America. V i The czar of all the llussras 1ms had an other blithday , the saddest thing about which is the fact that it iciuiucted him ot the day ho was born. , i The queen of Portugal Is named Pia. She ought to bo popular , /or.pverybody Ihlnks Pla thing nice enough 0 cat , says a punster noted for bis piety. Piiuccss Beatrice rides iwell , preferring Scotland nnd fleet , stiudy Scotch ponies , however. Her favoiHo'ponyis a tidy lltllo hill pony named liiemla. ' The princess of Wales' health has been so bad lor tlio last lew mohtlis'that ' there Is be ginning to bo seiiousniixloty and fear that she may become an luvalid.- King Milan of Servla * wears armor. Oh , pshaw I what of U ? Dr. Alaiy Walker wears a coat of male , and nobody worries about it. Nobody Is going to armor. King llumbeit of , Italy , In an economic mood , has given instructions to his court en- Jnlning it from drinking the high-priced wines , What ho , without there ! Bring hither zwoi Ingerl The prince of Wales retains enough inter est in Mrs. Lnnctry to visit an aitUt\vho has " just painted" fier fiiJrtralt and give his judg ment upon the lfk < niess , which he declaied to bo almost perfect. Queen Natalie is said to bo the most beauti ful woman in Scrvin , but it is thought thnt unless she Is grossly libelled by the lately ex tant pictures of her , the statement Is pietty rough on the other Servian women. Princess Isabella , heir to the thiono of Brazil , Is extremely icllgious and sometimes the astonished subjects of her loyal lather have beheld her sweeping the floor of the church , clad In a coarse gown and humility ofsphit. When tlio queen of itfnilagascar attends Sunday school she passses into the chapel , where ctmids , with fixed bayonets , stand ten deen. Wllliln the cliapol , wheio 1,000 per sons may flud scats , the queen sits high upon a thiono on the side of the pulpit An exchange foolishly remarks that King Thelmw ought to bo happy , for his pilson In Madias Is next door to a distillery. Our con temporary should bear In mind that next door to n dlstlllciy Is a long way elf some times , especially when n man doesn't happen to have credit with the proprietor. - Ijnst Her Prestige. St. Lnuti Republican. Missouri has lost her plnco nsa traln-robbor state nnd Illinois goes to the fiont. Poor old Missouri 1 _ An Able Man Wanted. Grand Maud Independent. The fool Ing Is ripe In Nebiaska lor ulaclnc nn nblo mun In the governor's clmlr , and all eyes seem to center upon Gen , Tlmyor. Pat-Imps Ills Head Was Turned. JVfio Yoilt Journal. It wns very wioug In Jiiles Veino's nephew to attempt toklll his undo , but : tliono\ollst has slaughteicd a great ninny tiuths In his time , nndpcihaps the young man's bend was turned. A Good Opening For tlio Mikado. ChtMuo A'cws. It Is said a consjilincy has been dlscovcicd In Japan tooverthiow the mikado's govern ment. If It succeeds theio is n good opening for tliu mikado to como to Aliiailca nml go on the road. * .1 A PrcHiiinptlun. Chicago J/croIcj. In his annual icpoit .tUo idly mnrelml of Poitlatul , Me. , shous Hint of the 1,031 ! nircsts In that city dining thn p tst yenr , 1,820 A-CIO for drunkenness , presumably of pcoplo who had como from Massachusetts , as Maiuo Is n piohlbltlou state. Seine Ohio Products. Vcmla 'J'rafwcript. The Ohio leslslaluio has decided that a bushel of turnips shall weigh sixty pounds. Muie advanced legislation , In the shape ot how many bushels shall glow on an ncio of pound , Is now expected , In the meantime It may bo remarked that Ohio tin us out souio icmaikublo bunts. _ K\i > cctutioii. Thcio Is no doubt that the character ot ( ho nominations ot both parlies In IbSS will show conclusively that the mugwump spirit is stionger than ever. A nomination which bboulcj defy thnt spirit would be the weakest tjiat coukl lie mnde. Legitimate Object of Labor Combin ation" . ' . - , . . , Wttttilninl Amcrtafu , , The IcKltlulnto object of labor eomuliiallon Is not to disturb Industry , frighten capital , nnd stop wngps by stopping wqrk. but to 'get Its Blmro of the returns of Industry , nnd to cot It by the most clToctl\o nnd least destruc tive menu ? . AVixtcr , "Water Kverywlicrc. liuriiMt , Maud Midler's brolher Hen one tiny Grow dry as dust \ \ hilo raking hay. Down on Iho ground his rake ho threw And snld : "By Jingo , \vish I know. " Ilo walked "four mild1' thnt afternoon And paused befoio n closed saloon. And then , ns no one noticed him. Wllli stealthy tread he entered In. Ho snhl. with sundry dreadful wink * , " 1 see you sell bul temperance drinks. " 11 VPS , " said the mnn behind thn bar. Said Ben : "A liltlo cold wa-lnr. " And then , to make It tnrt nnd thin , Ho squeezed n little lemon In. And then , to make It rather sweet , Ho poured some sugar in the ticat. And then , to make it strong nnd tough , Ho poured In whisky , quantum still. Ho losscd It down , ho snld , with glee , "Cold walcr Is the di Ink for me. " STATB AN1 > THU11ITOUY. Nebraska .Jottings. Madison county's debt is $5,000. Coal is reported near Nelson , Nuckolls county. Citizens of Jackson , Dakota county , sent $78 lo the Parnoll fund. Crcighlon boasts of n union of sixty sweet singers. They are not paired. Tlio McUook huul.onico boasts of larger cash receipts than any ollico in tlio slate. Graders are throwing dirt on the Ash land cutoff on both sides of the Platlo river. A democratic paper will soon bo start ed in Sidney , in advance lo the proposed land ollico. Citizens of Culbortson have resolved to build a $5,000 court house and present it to Hitchcock county. Arlington is nt present swallowing largo doses of temperance. This looks like forcing the spring. Eggs are only eight cents a dozen In OnfJ and producers threaten a strike airainst " peppering their grub. "The rolling mill at St. Paul , Howard county , during February inuiio 12,000 barrels of Hour and 180,000 pounds of feed. feed.Tho The Poultry Review is the latest addi tion to horticultural publications in tlio state. It is published In Nebraska Cily by M. W. Neihart. 'ill ? t V U o { Liberty is tjio coruopolis ' ' oIu5soufei { scctuln.'jo'fnilafion fig ured in. One thousand wagon loads were marketed there last Week. A McCook conius has invented an au tomatic necktie holder. Evidently the old-fashioned slip-knot of hemp is going out of fashion on thelrontior. Frank Filipi , of Wilbor , flipped up on an icy sidewalk and dove into the base ment of a business block , breaking his neck. He was 05 years of age. Jim Kern's hog , a South Auburn pork er which subsisted on snow balls and icicles in a drift for three months , more or less , has already entered the ring for the fall races at the state fair. The Into Judge Mitchell carried $10,000 of life insurance , which is now in process of collection. Ho held a policy for $ ! ) ,000 in tlio Mutual Life of Now York , $2,000 in the Knights of Honor , and $3,000 , in the Royal Arcadian , The Rock Island road is skirmishing for bonds in the southern tier of counties , in aid of the proposed extension. The company's terms are .f'3,400 per mile , and the people take kindly to them. A large strip of land in Cliaso county. owned by u Colorado cattle baron named Brush , has been cancelled by the govern ment , it having been obtained by fraud. The land was retaken by homesteaders in two days. Tom Sands , a modern Sj-racuscan , stood at the bottom of a well seventy feet from the surface and watched a liftv- poiind crowbar falling towards him. Ho succeeded in dodging it and raising a crop of gray hair in a moment. Rising City is the proud possessor of a grain merchant who blushes from chin to car-tips every time ho sees a woman's petticoat on a clothes Ijno. Ho is a con firmed bachelor , and his blushes nro in voluntary congratulations on his condi tion. tion.A A meek and weary broncho , while gra/.ing patiently on a wire fence in closing baled hay , at Ruslivillo , was tapped by an oflicious expressman. Sud denly , like a shot , the animal's artillery was let loose in a vain but vicious attempt to catch the driver's bustle. The second shot look ofT a front wheel of the wacon as neat as if cut with a chisel. The driver tumbled to the ground , but the wagon saved his life by falling on him. Ho did not know it was loaded. In reply to letters from a momberof. the board of trade of Grand Island Master Mechanic Hackney of tlio Union Pacific writes concerning increasing the working force In the Grand Island shops : "I have talked the matter of increasing thu force at Grand Island over with out general superintendent , Mr. Smith , and wu will , as soon as circumstances admit , meet the committee and yourself at Grand Island , which time I cannot definitely stnto , but think it will bo in the course of a week or tgn days. Our expenses have of late been very heavy and our earnings have wonderfully decreased , which him made it necessary for us to rcdnco our forces to the lowest possible minimum , but notwithstanding that , wu will meet you and discuss tlio matter over at the time mentioned above. " The Eligible Young Ladies' Protective association of Fremont is getting in some hard licks on the dudes and mashers of the town. The Indy who holds the hon orable position of frontdoor bouncer was rudely neeoslod on the street by a nmshor a few nights ago. The historical secre tary of the association thus pictures the subsequent events : "When she got ns far as Urn high school building ho again laid hands on her , and attempted lo pull her towards the school houso. but she let drive "straight from the shoulder" and hit him on the mouth , knocking him OH" the sidewalk. She again proceeded on her way , while ho meditated a moment , then sp'nke up , 'Yon are a lighter , ain't you * ' 'You hot I anil' ' she replied , 'and if you don't ' lot mo alone I'll give you an everlasting thrashing and pound some sense inlo you,1 Knowing that ho at tacked the wrong person , ho hastily re traced his stops down town. " Items , Rockwell City is building a $0,000 school house , The Joflbrson county jail has not had a tenant in a month. The Motor company of Sioux City has purchased a tract of 000 acres of land near the city lor $10,000. A couple was recently married at Koo- kuk whoso combined ago was 101 years. The now Sacred Houit church lo bo built at Diibiujiiu this year will cost ? ! > U- , 000. 000.MM. . Mary Hughes of Clarion is one of thu heirs to a Now York estate valued at ? : jooooo. Willio-Wlngort , a boy of 13 , attempted to steal a ride on the cars. at Ames Fri day. Ho fell under the wheels and was crushed to death. . The Floyd county- grand jury failed to indict the Niles school teacher who , a few weeks ago , punished a pupil to severely that ho died from the injuries received. The artillery company being organized nt Dubuque will adopt the nunio of "Hay- don ' Wuuuqu-i Battery , " an organisation that became fa'mous during the war of the rebellion. Cedar Rapids topers have found a now way to cot their boor. They go to a miloon. fill up and start out. Wlion the saloonkeeper demands pay they threaten him with prosecution tor violating tlio law. law.Shelby Shelby county's now poor house will bo a line bulhtlng The main building will be SlxC'J feet , with two wings each 24x)0 ! ) feet in si/.e. Tlio structure will bo two stories high , will contain forty-live rooms nnd will bo healed by sloaai. John May , rc idlng near Now Albln , Allamakeo county , was 100 years old on the IClh inst. Ho Is now making arrange ments logo to Dakota to take up a claim } Ho says ho docs not expect to die for n" quarter of a century yet. Dakota. Rapid Cily's big holol has been christ ened the Harnoy house. Alexandria's improvements projected for this year will amount to $100,000. Khldcr county has a bonded indebted ness of $30,000 , nnd ils treasury orders nro worth only 40 cents on the dollar. John Rocke , treasurer of Towncrcoun ty , Is missing. So is $000 which ho secured - cured by mortgaging property whieh ho did not own. Ho has been traced to Canada. Yanklon is excited just now over Iho prospcctof becoming the center of a coal mining district. li. Lo Barco , of Cali fornia , is interested in the question , and is now In Yanklon investigating the mat ter. ter.W. W. D. Allen of Fargo , had taken from his right leg a piece of glass that had been imbedded in the flesh for nine years. It was a fragment of n window pane of one of Iho cars in an oil train that was demolished during the Piltsbnni riots of 1877. 1877.A A farmer in Urulo county has hit upon a novel way to shell corn , It Is no moro than running the stocks , husk and cob through an ordinary threshing machine , from which the shelled corn is delivered in fine condition at n rapid rale , the first trial giving eight bushels of shelled corn in eleven minutes , This saves tlio labor of husking nnd docs the whole work in a few minutes. Colorado. An eighty aero farm near Grccloy sold last week lor $3,000. Tim two Pueblos have consolidated their population , debts and assotd. Sterling is badly in need of hotels. Eastern emigrants continue to pour in and the town is full of people. Evans oxpccls to have a creamery this spring. She is in the center of one of the b 2i dojry scct ojis in tlio elate a , Tlio farmers in the northern part of the state begin lo think they can make moro money by raising less wheat and making more butler. Leadville is putting in more new mining machinery than over before to work thu second contact , and in that camp the people seem as much excited as in 1 7D. Akron claims to bo on the eve of a building boom , larger than has over been in any town west ot Hastings , Neb. , on the Burlinjiton & Missouri railroad. The sale of town lots in ono day , recently , reached over 800. Ames Smith , the "partner" of Hocr- nor , who was found dead on the prairie near Sterling recently , has been found dead in the Pawnee pasture , ten miles from Sterling. Smith came originally from Pittsiield , 111. Ho lost $10.000 in mining at UrccKunridgo. succumbed to opium and was dead broke most of tlio time. He was 50 yeans old , and apoplexy plexy killed him. America's Cardinal. Chicago Times : Sullicicnt time has elapsed since the announcement that Archbishop James Gibbons.of Baltimore , was to bo promoted to tlio position of cardinal to justify the assertion that his appointment will meet with Iho unani mous approval of the Catholic church and clergy ot tlio country , as well as the press of that denomination. The cardinals owe their appointment solely to the popo. They have for many cen turies been taken in part from all the great Christians nations of Europe , though the number of Italian cardinals has always preponderated. The appointment of n future cardinal is announced by the pope in consistory , but the nauio is reserved in petto. At a subsequent consistory it is made public. The actual appointment , in the case of ecclesiastics residing in Rome , proceeds as follows : On a day named the candidate pees to the papal palace , and receives from the pope the red biretta ; afterward , in a public con- sislory , at the close pf an imposing ceremonial menial , the pope places upon } ns head the famous red lint. In a second consis tory he "closes his mouth" ( os dmulil ) that is , forbids him for the present to speak at moolings of cardinals ; in a third , ho "opens his mouth" that is , ho removes the former prohibition , giving him at the same lime a rim ? , and assigning to him his "title. " If the can didate is absent , belli" ; prevented by just cause from visiting Homo at that time , the red hirettti is snnt to him , and on re- colvlng it hit is bound lo make oath that ho will within a year visit the tombs of the apostles. The duties of the cardinals nro of two kinds these which devolve upon them while the pope is living and those which they have to discharge when the holy see is vacant. As to the first , it may bo briefly said that they consist in taking an active part in the government of the Universal church ; for although the pope is in no way bound to defer to the opinions ol the sacred college , in practice ho seldom , if over , takes an Important step without their couiisul and concur rence. Such a school in the science and art of government in all ils forms as the college of cardinals exists iiowhnni clso in the world. All the cardinals now take precedence of bishops , arch-bishops , and oven patriarchs. This was not so form erly the change was gradually intro duced. They have many other privllegc.s , wbicli canonists who pun orally hold that thu rank of cardinal , In its temporal aspoet , is equl mlent to thnt of a reigning prince have elaborately defined in their treaHses. At a vacancy of Iho holy see , the duties of the cardinals become con fined to protecting thu church and main taining all tilings in their duo order , till a conclave can bu assembled for the elec tion of a now pope , Among tlin Cowboys. San Francisco Chronicle : In Iho even ing the hoys sit around the .stovu in the log honsu , some writing letters before they start on the. round-up , others braid ing ropus. mending bridles , playing cards , fiddling or singing , nml nil smok ing. The conversation is skulchy , tor your true vanqnero is a man of few words and torso phrases. "Is Big Nose Jim { join1 to ride for the IIorsu.shou HarX this round-upy" "No ; old Jack bounced him last beef gather ; rowoled two bronks in the shoulders till ho lamed 'em. Always was ornery , anyway , that Jim. Did yon hear about the break ho madu at thu fort * " "No , " "Wont into the post ( radcr's store an1 hollered for gin. Fatly , I lint used to work for Cross A , was tondln' bar , and ho told Jin ; there was nothin1 but whisky. Jim got riled , au' shot leaks into four barrels of liquor. Ggt oil' without A liolu in him , loo. " " 1 say , Bill , thought you went bank to thu status to stay last year. " "Sol did , but the gal I was golii'to marry took up with a granger , and her sister died of hog cholera , so I lit out again. Didn't suit mo , nnyjvuy. Wont to bed with my spurs on , onu night , feel' ing liiiia.o' good , anil Iho old man called uiu a. uihl biMft. I ain't u darned clnuk- on herder to take that kind of talk ar.d husk corn for $10 n month. " "Whore's Sqnintin1 Joe workln't" "Nowhoros. Ilo was going to run wild horses with French Pcto , but Pete is ridin' spoiled horses for Buffalo Bill's show , nnd Joe is working tlio tin horn game with tlio other daisies in town. " "What's the lin horn racket ? " "Put it in n free lunch stow and blo\V so Iho meat comes to the top. " But the great staple of conversation is horse , hnrs ? , horse ; nnd if it is not r snbllmo topic , it is at any rate discussed In a worthier light than the avoraga English gentleman throws upon it. lor s compunctious conception of n horse I * not limited to his use as n gambling utensil. Ono hears , too , n great deal of talk about saddles and brinies , ropes nml spurs. Every "waddy" lias his ottu fancy about a saddle , although ns n general rule the stock saddle , modified from the old style Texas tree , Is used by the common riders , fanoy men nncl "broncho busters" preferring thd Cnlj ifornln saddle , with only ono cinch n "center tire. " as it in called. For heavy work the back cinch of the common saddlu is useful , keeping the trco front working up on thu horse's withers ami giving the horse a butter grip when ho throws himself back on lii.4 haunches to stop a cow ; but foe riding tlio slnglndnch is more springy , and is for this reason infinitely profiinn. bio for riding pitching horses , n must ) not bii supposed that beeauso the cowboy is a rough looking customer ho has not his own ideas about cleganco. Hi * clothing cut to look rough , boenuso lie despises the "dude , " but ho takes great pride in bis nccouturmcnU * , and will spend a mouth's wages ( from $30 to $30) ) on a pair of silver mounted spurs , give ! ? TO for u stamped leather saddle , any sum ho pleases for n hoi-ho hair bridle , if ho is not an expert at working hair hlin self , and his chaparajoes , or leather over alls , are often covered down Iho front with seal or some oilier cosily skin. Bits too , and silver conehos , or" medallions , on tlio check piece of his bridle and hH spur letters absorb a "swell buekcro's" wages. EXTINCTION OF THE BUFFALO. Which Itctmltcd Among the Indians Plans for Their Keller. The tribes of northern Montana , until within a few years , derived a largo in come from the sale of buffalo robes , and also dried largo quantities ot hnflalo moat for food , says the Loadvillo Democrat. Frequently Iho Indians of a single agency would bring in , from tlio great buflalo-linnt , five or six thousand robes , which they would sell for $5 apicc , TJlQsovoro flush tiinj in goods' at'a larco pro-lit and the rob-js at n gootf advauco. Hut now customers arc few nnd poor , and the trader's lifo is not an nctivo nnd inspir ing ono. The bullalo disappeared sud denly. A good number were killed in 1883 , a very low in 1889 , and not one in 1884. Since the disappearance of the bullalo tlio northern Montana Indians have mif- furod much from want of food , and there have been too many cruel deaths by starvation. Congress , however , has made special appropriations for their relief and saved thuin from extinction. Two years ago last winter they aUt a good many of their ponies , and the traders made a good speculation by buy ing liorso-hidc.s , and learning afterward that they could not hell them for enough to pay for shipping. The plan was inaugurated at the largo issue agencies , several years ago , of hav ing the Indians do the freighting ; that is , liaul in their own supplies from the nearest steamboat landing on railway station at the ordinary rates ot freight. The Indians took to the notion very kindly. The government furnished harness and wagons to bo paid for. however , from the first earnings and HID Indians broke their ponies to the work of hauling , They made good freighters. They soon t paid for their wagons and harness tind commenced to have money. The olluot was good. A beginning in civilization was made. At the Pine Kidgo tigonoy , Dakota , till the last year , while the distance freighted was 100 miles , the annual payments to the Indian freighters used to bo $50,0001 Fines amounting to $300 won ) collected in 13o5ton u day or two ago from fisher men wlio violated the law by catching lobsters loss than ten and a half Idchcs in II length. _ 4 General Paino's new sloop , the May flower , which is to outdo thcPurituu , will bo ready for launching in April. , v < ' Itching , BuriiliiKt Crnokcil and lilooiliiiff Bkln Cured by Citticuru. IT U nt this season when raw winds nncl chilly blasts wnlio Into iicllvlly eczema mill ovcrjr FPOC-IUS or Itching Mini Inimliiir Akin nnd eoulp dlsoiisos , tlint tlin Oiitloiuix UoinuiUos nro moil BiiuucHilul , A wui-ni butli wltli CullouniBonp , nndn filiulo application or Cntloiirn , tno grout fikln au id , IriiihuUly ullujs ItuliIiiK , lomoviH ornsts nnd sonlos. nnd permits rest mid sloop. This repented dally with two or Jhroo dews of Cutfomu HoMjlvont , tlio now blood purlliui- hoop tlio blood oool , tlio ppi.splnitlon piiro and nnlnliallntr , tlio bowels npou , tlio llvor nnd kidneys active , \\lllsponillly cuioooiomn , tot tor. ringworm , ptorl.isli , llulion. ptniltiiH , bcnfdlioud , dandruff , nnd ovi ry epooloi of Itohlni ? , scaly and pimply linmorx of tliu skin nnd sculp , with Ins ) ol hnlr , wlion the bust physicians nnd nil known remedies full , KCXKMA CU11KI ) . About two yo.ira ulnco 1 was Imilly nffllotod with n iorin of cie/.rnm , and onllnaij moclk-al ticiitmont nlffimlly fulled lo t-iim inc. T then nsod your Cutluiim ItumudlitH , nnd In n fovr wcuUs wan I'urli'ctly ' ' oiuoJ , I think laltlilnlly uied the will cnio the worst iklu diseases known. OKO , 8. UICICKNHON , Nut , Homo for U , V. 8. , Hampton , Vu. SALT HI1KUM CU1U5I ) . Bit was troubled with salt ilioum lor n unnibor ol j-cnrn so thnt the skin ontliely cnmooll ono of my IminN finm the ilnjjrir tips to tlin wrist. I tiiufl ii'inoillc'H ixiul dootots' | iioi(3rlitloim | to no puiposo until I communciHl taklnir Cutlciira Itomodlos , nnd now I am until cly out il. , . . , , 1- : 'rI' * KB . UTOKnithnniplom St. , Boston , Mas ) . ITOHINO , SCAlTr , PIMI'LV. Tor tlin 1 is I yonr I luivu hud n Kpociofi of Itch Inur , Rfiily , and pimply humiirs on my fuco to which have niilltd | u crout many methods of tioittment wltnout suvcusd , nnd which \vm nnd oullioly cured by Ciitlonin , Kuvonu , 0. Cuttoiira Itomndloi nro sold nrnrywlioin. I'nco ; C'uiloiiiu.M cnnlHi Krsolvunt , ? I.UKoap ) ; , SSronta. I'M'pniedby tlio I'oniiil llllUd AM ) UiiKiiiOAh Co. , HoMon , Mnss. Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases , " niHl'I.KS , lliullic-adBklii ) Illomlbliosnnd llaby ' Jm Humors , iiNoUinicuniKoap , "SHAlll' AN1 SIIOOTINO I'AINfT Unit scorn to cut thiouvh ton likou l.nllo. aio Instantly icllonod by pine- Ing nOiitlciiia Antl'l'nln J'luslcr ever thoHpot , whuro tlin ptiln oiltflnntt'i , , oiUiiml an I inialllhlu , l3c. ! las IS DHC'IDUD IIV Koyal Havana Lottery Drawn at Havana , Cuba , March 13-27 , 1086 U < 10VKIISMKNT INJTirUTIOM TICKHTS IX K1ITHS. 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