THE OMAHA DAILY BEE , TUESDAY , MARCH 9 , 1886. THE DAILY BEE. OMAHA. OFFICK.NO. 014 AsnoifiFAiiKAJt ST Nt\T YOIIK Ornce , ItooM es.Tiitnuim Ilun.niNO AVASIIINOIOX OrriCB , No. 613 I'OUIITBKNTII ST. Publlshod crery mornlnit.oxcopt Sunday. TJio only Monday tnornliiff paper published in tuo itfito. nr MAIM Ono Year . tlO.OOiTliron Months . J2.W fix Months. . . . . . . . 6.00Ono Month . 1.01 THE WEKXIAHBP. , Published nvory Wednesday. TKIIMS , rosTrAiD : OnoTonrwith premium . . . 12.00 Ono Ycnr , without premium. . . . . , . 1.2. ' Klx Months , without premium. . . . TC Ono Mouth , on trial , . 10 A1I pommnnlcntloin rolntlntt to news nnd oil- toilnl mnttors Miould bo addressed tothoUui- /OH or ' lie HER. nrsrsr.RS T.imr.ns : All bu jlnrsfl loiters nnd romlttnnroi rtmiild lp ) rddrcxvcd to THK HRK 1'uitMSiitrm COMPANY , OMAHA , Draft * , check * nnd po tonico onion to bo mndo pajrnblo to the order of tlio company. IDE BEE FOBLISfillGliPMTi PROPHIEIO&S & , E. nOSEWATKIl. KDlion. THE silence of tlio ircsiilont In to Nebraska appointments Is so thick that , it might bo cut with a knife. Dr. Miller's promised war of extermination still waits behind tlio skirmish lines. TCIEIIK seems to bo : i lull in the attacks on Attorney General Garland. Tim Hell telephone managers have pulled in their liorn.s or else tlio funds for the relief of their subsidised organs have given out. SRNA.TOII JONIS : still lingers in Detroit nnd persists in offering his heart and liand to tlio two millionairess , Miss Palm , which leads the Hoslon Ilcconl to remark that Senator Jones lias gone into com mittee of the whole on the state of tlio union. GRKRKAI. Tinuv : is booked for the Di vision of tlm Atlantic if reports nro trtio , and those who claim to know insist that General Gibbon will stop into John Pope's on tlio 10th inst. Wo still bet on Howard's chances on thn grounds of war record and seniority in the list. TIIKY have a woman at the Paris circus who jumps from one horse to another while tlio horses nro going around the ring in opposite direction. That's noth ing. Wo have politicians in Nebraska who can jump from and to several op posite platforms ril tlio same time with out apparently losing their balance. SENATOR Rium.iuEuor.u ought to DO suppressed promptly. Ho has dared to jest ut Senator Edmunds , and has ven tured to charge thatsomo of the honator's private secretaries are "lobbvists nnd blackmailers. " Tlio senate generally rushes into executive session the moment Riddleborger takes the iloor. These who claim to know insist that the "cold tea'1 of the senate restaurant is chiclly re sponsible for lliddloberger's outbursts , nnd it will not bo surprising if a prohibi tion sentiment is awakened as the result of his drunken charges up mid down the iloor of the senate chamber. THE railroads seem to have some special grudge against sheep. In the west they refuse to haul thorn alive in double decks ; in the east they charge 90c per cwt. for hauling dressed mutton , while drcssuii liogs g0 tlt 80c , nud dreSfCil cattle ( now rale ) , , at 05c. At the last session of tlio Nebraska legislature an at tempt wns made to pass a bill compelling railroads to furnish double-dock cars , but the railroads , of course , succeeded in sidetracking tlio measure. Just why the railroads should persist in keeping up an unjust discrimination against sheep is something tlmt puzzles the average mind nnd arouses the indignation of the farmers. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Mn. SonKN LISTOE writes to the St. Paul .Pioneer Press from Copenhagen to correct a recently published story to the effect that Minister Anderson on his first presentation to the queen of Denmark was guilty of several blunders in the matter of etiquette. Ho says that the statement tlmt the now minister took a chair unasked sud sat down for a famil iar chat with tlio queen , greatly shocking the attendants , could not have been true , because the queen always rccicvcs foreign ministers alone ; nnd , sec ondly , because there wcro no chairs in tlio room. As to the "American " filled with colony "being holy horror at nil this , Mr.Llstoo says that the colony , so far as ho has boon able lo dis cover , consisbi of Paul du Chnillu , tlio traveler , Mr. L. Meldal of Minneapolis , , and ono or two others , nud that none of them have over hoard of any blunders committed by Minister Anderson. On the contrary , our representative is quite popular in the city , and is well received at court and in all literary circles. Ills surmised in Copenhagen , says the Pioneer * Press , that the funny stories about Mr. Anderson emanate from his disgruntled predecessor. ' SKKATOK PI.UMII has introduced an t amendment to the Cullom railroad bill , providing tlmt passes shall no'thor be issued lo nor accepted by persons in the service of the government under penalty of tine or imprlbonmcnt. This Is a proper move. It has been one of the grentest onndnlH of army lifu in the west that oflicors on duty , especially on the start' , have boon able to add to their pay by drawing'miloago for expenses never in curred , or if incurred covered by the ' fruo transportation issued by the rail- roads. Within the past live years hun dreds of dollars have been paid by paymasters - ' masters for traveling expenses of oflicors on journeys ordered from headquarters , which never cost the beneficiaries a cent. The proceeds wuro considered a perquisite - quisito of ollico and were pocketed by the travelers. Several years ago this abuse of mileage btimulatod by free passes reached such a stnco that it was poi till- out ly referred to by the adjutant general in a circular from army headquarters in Washington. When ollicers nro not traveling at publb expense there may bu an oxeuso for the acceptance of free transportation over the railroads. Hut | ; ? it takes a Mretch of conscience to justify a certification of mileage which was without - . out expense to the travelers , It may be U aid that the same abuse exists in the cases of senators and [ . congressman who use passes and draw compensation for traveling expenses Senator Plumb knows bow it is himself , His pocket book is bursting open witli ' free transportation tendered him over a dozen .trunk lines. He has not paid si -foliar * * worth of railroad faro in years _ la addition he carries a I'ullpian luniual quid ) a rare favor , nud only given to par fiea who may bu counted upon to return till viluu for th'i compliment. "Wliy Ilnliiffilt Increases. The New York Times quotes the BEE'S statement as to the retreat of the dcsort westward , nnd queries why rnlnfall is in * creasing in the section once given over to grazing nnd considered unfit for cultiva tion , Observers nnd scientific men nro ngrccd that the turning up of the soil increases rainfall by retaining moisture in the earth which otherwise would run off rapidly into tlio tributaries of the rivers nud through them to the sea. The moisture thus retained is slowlv evapor ated nnd taken up into the atmosphere to return as rain in the region where tt first fell , Tins is doubtless ono reason of the increased rainfall , but tliero arc others equally important. The planting of trees has n powerful inllttenco in retaining moisture in the soil nnd in increasing tlio oxygen of tlio air. Plants take in carbonic acid and give out oxygen , ono of the principal components of water. It is noted as n singular fact tlmt the building and opera tion of railroads and telegraph lines , oven in advance oi settlement , is generally fol lowed by n steadily increasing rainfall. Tills result is attributed to the effect of the electrical currents running on mils and wire ? . In the case of the railroads the effect is more probably produced by the disturbance of the atmosphere attend ant iiiioii the rushing of the trains. Heavy rainfalls nro known to fol low artillery battles ns the re sult of tlio detonations of the guns. The same result takes place tlirougli the disturbance of the atmosphere by the trains ilying over tlio iron rails But of all these causes the most potent is undoubtedly cultivation of the soil , Iron planting and the growth of crops which prevent the rapid drainage of the rainfall to the sea through the neighbor ing streams. The hard sod of the prairie almost impervious to water sheds the showers from its back like n roof. Tlio plowed fields absorb the moisture and yield it gradually back to its native ele ment whence it returns again and again to fructify tlio soil. The trees and groves , tlio broad acres of tall corn , all in their way assist in tiio trnnsformattom of do- sent to farm land while railroad and tele graph lines may perhaps bo adjuncts as suggested. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Iho New Navy. The plans of Secretary Whitney for the new navy are embodied in the bill now before the committee of naval affairs. Should they bo adopted by congress , the 'United States will have an effective iron clad fleet of twenty-two vessels. This es tablishment , while not largo , will bo nearly equal to that of the German em pire in strength , a little less than half the size of England and Franco , and moro powerful than those of any und all of the South American republics combined. At present Chili and Peru excel us in the lighting capacity of their best iron-ciads. As agreed upon by the committee , the naval bill provides in the first place for two sea-going armored vessels of about 0,000 tons displacement , with engines of 0,000 horse power , and capable of a speed of sixteen knots an hour. These two cruisers will bo veritable sea mon sters , capable not only of pro tecting tlio country's coast , but of pursuing any enemy who may venture into American * tnra. Ships of such tonnage and speed arc extremely rare in the navies of the world. The great German cruisers have a speed of twelve miles an hour. Besides these two leviathans , the bill provides for three other now armored cruisers of not less than 8,500 nor more than 5,000 tons dis placement , and to have the highest prac ticable speed ; for four first-class torpedo boats , nnd for ono torpedo cruiser , of about 800 tons displacement , with full torpedo outllt , rifle batteries , steel dock , and a sen speed of twenty-two knots an hour. A torpedo cruiser of such speed and destructive power would make havoo in nn enemy's slow-going fleet. The bill further provides for tlio completion of the doublo-turrctcd monitors Puritan , Mouadnock , Amphitrito and Terror. Provision is also made for tlio armament of the four ironclad vessels authorized by the net of March 8d , 1883. Of the four ships under the John Roach contract , the Chicago , the Atlanta , the Boston and the Dolphin , the latter only is completed and in service. When nil nro finished under this nnd former legislation the country will bo in possession of nn effective full- armored seagoing lleot of twenty-two vessels. The country has become fully aroused to the necessity of rebuilding our navy and making it equal to its duty of protecting American interests on the high sens. Wo nro now prntlcally defenseless against ag gressions from powers much smaller und weaker than our own government. Our sea coast defences arc not worthy of the numo , and we have no float to patrol our coast in time of war. Witlt such n licet ns that proposed , there will bo less necessity for the extensive line of coast defenses which linvo boon urged so strongly. The fast cruisers will afford muoli of the protection needed. They will possess the additional advantage of being able to pursue an aggressor into ills own waters and destroy his shipping. Now that a now administration of their own party controls naval nll'airs the democrats who have for years opposed all naval construction because republicans controlled the expenditures , will have no good reason for refusing to place the American navy on the solid basis de manded by every consideration of public safety. _ _ A DISPATCH from Washington an nounces that the fear of impending labor troubles is giving a black eye to buiUng | ! operations , The rumor that there will bo a general strike on May 1st for eight hours as iv day's work with a consequent advance of 20 per cent as a day's pay is forcing contractors to advance all bids on piojocted improvements. Architects am advising against building thin year on tiie ground of enhanced expense , and the prospects are that the number of men who will find employment ut the short ened hours will bo less instead of greater than under the old schedule , Grand Master Powdurly , of the Knights ol Labor , in a recent interview denied that ton hours' pay would bo asko.d lor eight hours' labor , but the docs not seem to bo the general under standing. It is very questionable whether the wage earners of the country can afford a reduction of working hours which carries witli it a twenty per cent , reduction' wages for a day's work , simply to give the extra two hours to the unemployed , There nro two sides to the eight-hour question , as there are to every other important issue. If eight hours means tlio. sumo pay for eight liours1 work ns it does for ton , it means nn ad vance of twenty per cent , in Hid cost of production. If it ino.tus a proportionate decrease in the pay of worktngmon it amounts to a twenty per cent , dccronso in the wages of individual laborers and mechanics. Men like Mr. Powderly argno that if tlio same amount of work is to bo done the same amount of wages will bo paid out to nn increased force of workingmcn , nnd that the num ber of the unemployed will bo lessoned. This is undoubtedly so. But it is a seri ous question whether the average laborer and mechanic can afford to stand the loss of two hours pay in order to give two liours work to another , and It is an equal ly serious question whether n twenty per cent , advance in the cost of production will not re-act unfavorably to the best in- tercs of labor in case the same pay is demanded for two hours less work as was under the old schedule. Tlio Ituslncss Slttmtion. The labor troubles Unit are cropping out in various sections of the country with the approach of spring are no doubt already having n somewhat depressing effect upon trade , and the fact that tlio labor movement for higher wages and concessions has only begun is not at all conducive to tlio creation of anything like a boom in trade , manufacturing and industrial circles , as capital is becoming rather timid. However , it is to bo hoped that all dlfloronccs will bo amicably adjusted , and that the laboring element will succeed in securing nil just nnd reasonable demands. In that event the year promises to be a most prosperous one in nearly every branch of trade and industry. At the wholesale trade centers business has been only moderate during the past week. The general distribution of mer chandise has fallen short of earlier antici pations for tliis stage of the season , but in many lines them , is evidence of marked improvement in comparison with the same period last year. Trade exchanges nnd business correspondence from the leading commercial centres speak en couragingly of the outlook. The number of failures in the United States shows a slight decrease , last week as compared witli recent weeks. The total for the whole country , including Canada was 210 , as against 248 the previous week nnd 280 the week be fore. fore.Tliero Tliero has been a sharp ndvnnco in cot ton prices. Tlio rise is not supported by any material change in the statisti cal position nor in tiio condition of consumptive demand , but seems to be the result of a growing sentiment that prices hud been unduly depressed. This feel ing has stimulated speculation , and there has been an extensive covering of short lines as well as liberal purchases for in vestment , under which Now York prices for future delivery have ad vanced forty-eight to fifty points as compared with week before last. The wool trade has continued sluggish and unsatisfactory. There is no quotable change in values , but ou all descriptions except low wools , which are scarce , the position favors buyers. Dry goods have been fairly active , although business has been retarded n little by tlio severe weather , which has deltwetUho depletion * of retail stocks. The market is firmerfor" cotton goods , and there is moro confidence in the woolen goods trade , but few actual changes in prices. There has been less general activity in the iron trade , but a good business is reported in pinto and sheet iron. The car-shops are getting largo orders , and there is promise of further largo sales of steel rails during the next few weeks. The general situa tion is strong. A stronger feeling has characterized the grain markets. Tlio strength is duo to the moderate improvement recently noted in the foreign demand. Liverpool stocks are being gradually reduced , and thovo is a llttlo bettor Inquiry from English buy ers , but most of the sales for export are on orders from the continent. The for eign demand at best is only fair , but it contrasts favorably witli the extreme dullness prevalent a few weeks ago. The rise is greater in actual wheat than in options , and this is an evidence of grow ing confidence among tlio trade. A large amount of wheat delivered on Marcli contracts has been absorbed by specu lators , who have heretofore paid hand somely to the professional carriers to take their maturing contracts off their hands nnd give thorn Inter "options" in exchange. The result is an appreciation In the value of cash wheat that has narrowed the difference in 'price between the options until there is no longer the usual margin over regu lar storage charges from month to month. The interior movement is moderate , and the visible supply in this country is 700,000 , bushels loss than week before last , but afloat stocks show an increase of 520,000 , bushels , which is made up chiefly by tlio increase in the homo supply brought out by the recent speculative flurry in Now York. This change in the statistical con dition has not shnkon coniidonco in tlio market , as there is a well sustained uo- mund for homo consumption , and tlio ex port trade , though not active , is very fair. Provisions nro moro active speculatively , but some products are weaker. Exports of hog products are moderate , nnd for last week fell a little below the total for the samu time last year. IN no city of the country have women found more difficulty in entering the medical profession than in Philadelphia , yet there are in that city oijrht women physicians who have an annual practice of about $20,000 each , twelve who have an income of over $10,000 , each , nnd twenty-two whoso income is over $5,000 each. There is no good reason why a thoroughly educated woman physician should not have an extensive practice anywhere , for ns iv rule women nnturully prefer to bo treated by ono of their own sox , provided they have confidence in the ability of the woman physician. TIIK passage of the Blair educational bill by the scnato , appropriating $70- 000,000 , leads the Chicago Mail to make the suggestion that a portion of this sum ought to bo set aside for the purpose of teaching people who send communica tions to tlio newspapers not to write on both sides of the paper. The BEG also suggc-sts that pcoplo ought to bo taught to write move prose nnd less poetry , SUYKKAL Chicago' "art dealers" attend ed the sale of the Morgan art treasures in Now York , expecting to pick up numer ous bargulHs , but when they found the prices reiguiug from $1,000 to $111,525 , they adjourned to a chJ.i ] John establish * mcnl nnd invested in a lot of chronjos , which they intend to palm off on their Chicago patrons as geitulrio works of art. SoJir.'of tlio old Maryland slaveholders still cling to the idea that the government may possibly compensate them for the loss of their chatties , nnd they have peti tioned their congressional representatives to work for legislation with that end in view. When the government redeems the confederate bonds , then perhaps will it pay the slaveholders for their slaves , and not before. ' IT is reported that nearly half of Florida's ornugo crop was frozen during the recent cold , the monetary loss being $1,000.000. Wo cannot believe this re port in view of tlio fact that recent Florida "resolutions" are to the effect that not a single orange was frozen. Tliero is nothing llko resolutions to scttlo a question beyond all doubt. Kuoi > r. ISLAND is the smallest state in the Jnloii , but slio produces some of the most original ideas. A proposed amend ment to the constitution authorizes women to elect a general assembly , to bo composed of women only , with concur rent power and authority witli the gen eral assembly , which shall remain com posed of men only. No lieutenant governor has over be come governor in Nebraska , nnd it is not likely that the precedent will bo abolished. Lieut. Gov. Sliodd may as well turn his ambition in some other direction. Tun .Avtagngdlivlit Naltnginnarmik Tysaruminnssassumik Unickut is a Greenland publication. It takes two compositors a day's time to set up its title. _ PROMINENT PERSONS. Fiederick DoiiRlas intends to RO to JEurope in the spring on n two years' tour. airs. Hancock's friends In Washington are talking of presenting her a house in that city. city.Kate Kate Field's estimate of the president Is that ho is a man of llviu convictions nnd a desire to do right. Julius Crcsar , Augustus Coesar ami another Cassarnro partners In business in Cincinnati. They have no Brutus In their employ. Anna Dickinson still contemplates return ing to tlio stage , and Is said to be negotiating with Loydoii managers to tlmt effect. "Mrs. Langtry , " says the London World , "has made an immense stride and placed herself , once for all , on the roll oC so rlou actresses. " Millionaire Hosteller \ served Allegheny county , PH. , last week , as a | common pleas juror. It was a dose bf bitters which ho doesn't ' like. , ) Mr. Hamilton Dissloiii of Philadelphia , is said lo bo tlio most heavily 'Insured nun in America , having policies aggregating 5475- 000 on his lite. ' A Buffalo man mentions It's ono of Cleve land's strong points tlmfjic can trudge along n stream all day without catching any lish and never got drunk. i Pauline Lucca writes to fridnds in London that her health Is completely restoicd and tlmt she will icsumo the duties of her pro fession in Berlin In April , f ' Sam Jones , gonsatlonnl evangelist , was formerly in the employ of Austin Curtin , of Pennsylvania , who Is interested In Iron works at Cnrtersvllle , Ga. Henry Watterson , having progressed well on the convalescent list. Is In receipt o friendly warnings against eating another Jacksonlnn dinner at Columbus. PittowkahanapywIviUi alias Pountlmaker , chief of the rebel Crecs , was recently bap tized in the Manitoba penitentiary. Ills name was Immersed In sections , Gen. Sherman says ho lias no idea of aban doning St. Louis ns his permanent residence , but Mrs. Sliennnn and himself will perhaps residein New York City for the next two years. SnjunnclcrliiR tlio Public Domain. CMcaao Tribune. At least a largo part of the 170,000,000 acres of tlio public domain has boon squandered by the sworn servants of the people. Huvlslon. I'Meaao Times. If anyone is undertaking a revised edition of tlio slang dictionary , ho should not tall to examine Sam Jones' sermons. Mayor VnuRhnn Ou lit to Issue a Proclamation. Sioux City Journal. Tliero appears to bo no icnson why Mayor Yaiiglian should not Issue a proclamation staling that out of a total vote of 2,000 at Council BltilT * ho received , ns an Independ ent candidate for mayor , Just 231 , or less than ono veto out ot ten. "Poor Old Kansas City. " Kansas Cttu Times. Pcoplo are not to bo blamed if In this howling waste of mud they cry out "Poor old Kansas City I'1 And the men as they go to business and the men as they stand helpless at the corners think O for the touch of a walk that Is dry , And the sight of a street that Is paved. Already n Great City. O'XetU Fiwtier. A visit to Omaha last weak convinces the writer that our metropolis Is already a great city , nnd that It Is destined to bo the greatest west of Clilcago. All Xcbraskans are proud ofOmnlm but of the Klkliorn valley \ WlltUlllI , L/Llfc we 1/i. II1U AJIIMlUt ( A 1 HllVJ know that Its prosperity and our own would bo Krcntly augmented had wo direct lallway communication. Jf Omaha capitalists permit another year to pass without bringing this about wo shall lose faith in their enterprise and judgment , . Gold Discoveries in Nebraska. The recent sensational accounts of the dls- covery of gold-producing ore jn the mmlily Missouri bottoms at Omalia niul In the blulTs near David City would sebm to Indicate , not tlmt untold wealth Is hidden beneath our soli , but that the fools are not all dead yet , It Is no doubt a profitable buslri\J&i'f \ ' ° "salt" claims and cieato a boom to catcirsu6kers In mining terillory , but It won't work In this state. Ne braska's wealth Is on tlio surface. I'lnttsmouth Was liJiitlUca to the Olllcc. , Faptllton Times' M. L. Haywnrd , of Nebraska City , has been appointed by Governor Dawcs , ns Jnilijo of the second judicial district , to fill the vacancy caused by the death of Judge Mitchell. The proper man for the place was Sam M. Chapman - man , of Plntlsmoulh , wlio , In point of ability , Is far suuerlor to Hay ward. IJosldos Plntls- moulh was entitled to the otllce , lor no mem ber of thn bar of that town lias over asked for or held the ofllco iicieloforc. A Truly Wonderful Machine. ( TXttt Kronffcr. In our opinion the finest sight wo saw on our recent visit to Omalm was the Scott i > er- feeling press of the UEK , In operation. It Is atruly wondeiful machine. The blank paper Is ted from a laigo cylinder at the rear of the press nnd comes out at the other end printed , pasted and folded , ready for the newsboys. In fifteen minutes after the press is stalled the papers are scattered nil over the city. The formsofTho paper are stereotyped and placed on cylinders also. IPlnln Tnlk. riatlsmoulh J/rrnM. The young man who Is hired to abuse Ne braska democrats In the editorial columns ot the Omaha Herald , Is venturing n good deal when ho refers to Charles 11 Drown ot Omaha oj a "characterless" person. Somebody ought to nut him on .1 dunce block nnd put n fool's cap on his head. Tlio public would know then just what ho was. This young noodle forgets tlmt CharlM 11. Hrown has re peatedly been sent to the state senate by the democrats of Douglas county , and two years ago was the party nominee for congress In this district. If ho were "charncteiloas" what sort of n party Is It ho has represented ? Is It an unclean bird , that befouls Ils own nest ? The fellow who writes such stult Is n bigger fool than Doc. Miller. Endorsement of Senator Vim Wyck. Grand 7tl < iml Tlmrt , The entire west will endorse the bill ol Senator Van Wyck to give llio accumulation of 5,000,000 ot tlio Union I'aclllc sinking fund back Into the hands of the company lo build the necessary branches to protect the main line from being bankrupted by the en croachments of other lines on llslenllory ; to assist It to pursue an aggressive Instead of Its present passive policy. Kspoctally Is this endorsed by the pcoplo because lliey believe the Adams' administration of thoioadtobo lioucsl. If this bill passes with Its present rcshlctlons and secuilty for the government , It will largely Incieaso railroad building In the west. Let Van Wyclc boom that bill , for It Is In every respect to bo inofcricd lo the eighty-year bill of Senator Hoar. Question ami Answer. Kcw Yinl ! 11'oiW. Pa. whnl'3 nn nhlcimnn ? An nldcrjnnn , my son. Appears lo bo beyond nil else The city's favored ono In fact , the biggest man on eaith , When nil Is suhl nnd done. Lasl year ho ran a small saloon , The haunt of toughs and heals ; This year liu owns thu solid town , Especially the streets , And bigger glows from day to ilny , Whene'er Ihe council meets. Pa , what's a franchise ? A profitable thine , Which ouht to yield n revenue Enough for any king , Ami which our lordly aldermen Toss to " " " . " n "gang" or "ring. Grow up , my boy , ami do your best To bo an alderman , Then run the clly that you servo Upon the bandit plan ; Grow rich ami croat , nnd keep oulslilo Stale prison if you can. Vim Wyck's Hntlrond Hell. Sprtnuflcld ( iVcb. ) Munftnr. Senator Van Wyck has introduced a bill into Ihe sonata , permitting tlio Union Pacific railroad to use the funds which have been deposited in tlio treasury un der the Thurman act , for the purpose of biuiding branch roads in Nebraska and Kansas. The following from tlio Omaha BEE states the object of tlio bill in n nut shell : Senator Van Wyck's bill aims to ac complish a two-fold object. It will relieve lievo tlio company from the condition Of practical insolvency into which it has boon plunged by a series of corrupt man agements. Tlio road has been milked dry of funds nnd its present owners find themselves unable to meet competition by extending branch lines into their in vaded territory. By tiio use of the funds lying idle in the treasury or invested in bonds bearing a low rate of interest the road will bet placed upon its feet in the region whore it is now handicapped and helpless. Another result of the Van Wyck bill , if it secures a passage , will bo to increase the value ot the govern ment lien upon the road. The. siu > Vhfr fund , now unproductive , wijl bjj Invested in lines of road oil wVuch the govern ment will have " first lien , and which under the provisions of the bill must bo nOJNi&tly construoled with their debentures based on nn actual expendi ture of money. This , briefly stated is the gist and object of the bill which the howling dervishes of the brass brigade are pointing to as a violent "somer sault" from the anti-monopoly ranks. Nothing would suit these nicompoops butter than to succeed in demonstrating that objection to railroad abuses nnd obstruction to railroad extension are ono and the same thing. It cannot bo done. Cases of Stroiifj Memory. Contemporary Review : The following case given by Dr. John Abcrcrombio , much abbreviated for want of spnceshows most strikingly tlmt memory is a power unlimited in its operation , and that in ils unconscious workings It is most vigorous and overmastering whore its subjects are least cultured and nearest the condition of the animal world. A girl of seven years , employed in tending cattle , slept in an apartment next to the ono occupied by nn Itinerant fiddler , a musician of considerable skill , who frequently spent the night in performing pieces of a refined description. Slio fell ill , was taken care of by n lady , and eventually became her servant. Some years elapsed , and the family wcro often surprised to hear miisio during the night. At length the sound was traced to the sleeping-room of the girl , who , fast asleep , was warbling in a manner exactly resembling the sweetest tones of a small violin. It was found that after being two hours in bed she became restless and began to mutter to herself ; then , uttering noises resembling the tuning of a violin , she dashed oil' , nftor some prelude , into elaborate , ) Ioces of music , which she per formed in n clear and accurate manner. A year or two passed away , and slio began to vary her performances by imitating the sounds of an old piano in llio house , the singing of the inmates , and further on she began to dis course on n variety of topics. Tiio just ness and truth of her remarks on all sub jects excited the utmost astonishment in those who were acquainted with her limited means of acquiring informa tion. She wns known to contugalo cor- reclly Latin verbs and to speak several sentences in French. During her par oxysms it was almost impossible to wnko her , nnd when her eyelids were raised nnd a oamllo brought near tlio eye she seemed insensible to light. About 10 she began to observe those who were in the apartment nnd answered questions put to her witli astonishing ncutonoss. Tins nfl'eellon went on for tenor cloven years. Shu was when awake , a dull , awkward girl , slow in receiving any kind of in- slrucllon , without any turn for music , or apparently any recollection of what passed in her sleep. At the ago of SI she bcamo immoral und was dismissed. It is believed that she afterward became in- sano. Dr. Moflat relates Hint nftor preaching a sermon on "Klernily" to some Africans ho heard a simple-looking young man repent it all over again lo a group of natives with uncommon preci sion , the very gestures being reproduced. On telling liiin that he had done more than the original preacher could do , re- pout the Ecrmon verbatim , the trnvngo touehod his forehead nnd said , "Whim 1 hoar anything great , it remains there. " What It Means. "Father , " asked liltlo Johnny > Swilligon , "what does this moan thnt , I see in tlm paper so often ? " "What is it , Johnny ? " "Why , 'a public ollico i * a jiublic trust. ' " "It moans tlmt the publlo must trust tlio man that holds thu ollico uud lot him do what lie likes. " GULLED BY A PIOUS DARKY , Many Glasgow Lassies in Love With D. Victor Adolplma Nero. Letters From lOOQIrln Found In the Missouri NcRro's Potlt MnlBou Engaged to Mnrry Xhroo At Onco. Now York Sun : Early in February a cable dispatch to the Sun announced tlmt the staid burgh of Glasgow , Scotland , had been engrossed for a week by tlio os- capadei of David Nero , an American negro preacher and adventurer , who hail been nrrosted for swindling pious churchmen - men , staid matrons and pretty maidens. Thn story of his arrest , when printed in St. Louis and other parts of Missouri , awaked a sympathetic interest , for ho and his methods wcro very well known in tlmt state. Nero's full name li David Victor Adol- pints Nero. The cards which ho carried with him when ho sailed for Glasgow bore the legend : I Kr.v. I ) . VKTOU Anoi.iMnis Xiuo : , : : 1'iom West Aft Ira , now ol : : Mlssomi Presbytery. : _ llo is a handsome dark.y/'moVd' six feet tall , and straight as an arrow , and has a frame nnd muscular develop ment that make him well-nigh perfect physically. His skin is coal black. Ho was bom in Dcmerara , British Guiana. Little is known of his early life , except that ho was thoroughly educated. In Juno , 1878. ho went lo St. Louis , saying that ho had come from Canada , nud made application for a place as teacher in the miblio schools. Ho passed the principnrsexaiuiuation with credit , ami was made principal of Caroudelet colored school 0. Ho was scrupulously neat in his dress , nud had the bearing and manners of a gentleman , and for llio lirst year he made great success as u teacher. Then a man named Dorsey went before the authori ties nnd charged Nero with selling books that had been confided to him for Ircodis- tribution , and pocketing the proceeds. It was also rumored that no had made love improperly to one of his pupils. Super intendent Long and Jtho school board In- vesticatcd the charges and Nero cleared himself , but the pcoplo ot the district would not accept the whitewash , and Nero was transferred lo another district. At the end of the year in that district tlio superintendent discovered that the lig- urcs in Nero's report of the use of sup plies had been falsified , and Nero had lo K - Ho next appeared in Kansas City , where ho obtaincila place ns teacher in the pub lic schools. Within a year his popularity oxciled tiio envy of some of his colored fellow citizens , who began to investigate his previous career , and as a result learn ed that before reaching St. Louis ho had married n girl in Cleveland , and after living ; witli her ono day had lied the city , carrying his wife's gold watch and other portable property along. Nero was suspended Irom his school at onco. Ho Had while in Kansas City mar ried a respectablu colored girl. She re mained faithful to him when the exposures - ures were made , and Nero resolved to live the scandal down. His Cleveland wife was traced to Nebraska , whore she had married again , and Nero got n di vorce from Iior , married his Kansas City wife over again , nnd started life anew. Another school was given to him and ho made it a derided success , nnd to all ap pearances had become a very uspfjtl " * * ? . izen. But Kansas CitvvTas lee much of a pent-up Utiga l _ contract his powers for- > ' % f".Vd in Juno , 1885 , ho landed at Ulusgow. Ho announced that ho was a preacher , and the principal of Sunnier college , Kansas City , nn institution do- voleU to training young negroes for mis sionary work in Africa , and that ho had been sent lo England to solicit funds to enable the school to widen ils usefulness. As credentials , he carried a certificate from the Presbytery of Missouri , duly authenticated by the signatures of the moderator and the secretary , and another from the oflicors of the collcgo which he said ho represented. The appearance of the man , his evi dent culture , and his earnestness opened tlio way for him nt once , and enlisted the enlisted the sympathies of clergy mitt Inity alike. The churches nnd chapels were opened for him to speak in , nnd the houses of the church members became ns fruo to him ns his own home in Kan sas City. His preaching was fervid , nnd had a rndo eloquence about it that car ried tlio pcoplo by storm , and when ho inveigled against those who hoard this world's goods and proclaimed the re wards that await the pious who give thai the gospel may bo spread in the dark corners of the earth , pounds and shillings and sixpences dropped softly or jingling- ly together in the contribution box until tno harvest reached thousands of pounds. Then ho branched out and went to Liv erpool and to London , where ho became Spurgeon's guest , and was introduced to the pious nobility as a sample of what ed ucation could do for the negro. Ho lec tured on "Tlio American Negro , " and his talent is evident from tlio universal commendation which his effort received from cultivated London audiences. Just how it happened that he awakened the suspicions of the people with whom ho mingled is not known , for , like n cer tain eminent Chautauqua statesman , he knew enough to destroy the shells when ever ho sucked tlio eggs in a nest. And yet ho was wonderfully audacious , Pretty white girls , fascinated by his manly vigor and eloquence in the pulpit , foolishly fell in love witli him , and a dovecote which lie established in a suburb of Glasgow changed mistresses oflon. At the same time ho made love to matrons and maids of high degree , nnd was engaged - gaged to marry three different young white women of excellent families at the same time , with the full approval of thuir parents. Kach poor soul expected to go with him to Africa , nnd live n life of bliss and usefulness teaching the Hottentots the error of their wnys , Ono poor girl wont with him to America on n flying trip , which is supposed to have been made to secrete some of his booty , and was deserted by him in Kansas City when I in left tliero. Finally the crash came , A West End minister bccttmo aroused to the necessity of looking UP the antecedents of the man who was making loose change a scmco commodity in the pocUets o'f the congro- gallon , and ho wrote to the Ituv. John F , Cowan , secretary of the Missouri Presbytery , at McCrcdio , Mo. This is the reply that ho got back : McCuiu.lB. Mo. . Jan. 23 , 1SSO. Dear Sir : Your letter of date , lan , is Ims Just ifl.tchcd me. In reply. 1 have to say that no such person ns the Ituv. 1) . Victor Adolphus Nero Is known , or IKIU ever Iwun Known , lo llio Presbytery of MM < nml. N or does imy sticli collide as that of which your luttcr siH'aks oxlbt within tlio bounds of said Presbytery. Very truly yours , JOHN K. UOWAX , Stated Clerk of .Mifsomi Piotbytery , Nero's sun had set. Ho would have hastened away to his dusky nnd faithful wife in Kansas City , but the unfeeling bobbies cama down upon him and ran him in. A roam of sweet-scouted paper , hundreds of dainty missives that breathed thu lovings of Glasgow maids and matrons , and three pairs ot "summer built" trousers were about all that the bobbies captured , In corners of the newspapers wore un feeling gibes at tlio susceptible young women who had been smitten by his charms , so that In hin Into career ho Ims achicvtjd grcalpr notoriety than ho did at llrst. During his sojourn in England Nero hnd traveled on a leave of absence ; from his colored school in Kansas City , but when ho brought the pretty whim mistress homo with him nt the time ho made his flying visit Inst fall a scandal arose , nnd Nero quickly dusted. Ills punishment will prouably not bo severe , oven if ho is convicted on his trial in England , While the aggregate of lib collections wcro enormous , the individual sums wcro rarely over $100 , and but few complnlnnnts will bo found bravo onougli to urosoculo. A year or two in p 'ison nnd Nero will bo nblo lo Iry hlsoloquotieu in some other gullible pan of the world , or lo return to Kansas City and make another effort to live his record down. AVOMAN'S WORK. Monthly Report of tlio Women's Christian Association. The following is a condensed report of the W. C. T. U. for the month of Febru ary ! Mr. J. C. Holt began a course of sixteen lectures on iFohrunry 1 , continuing six teen nights. The last evening ho was en gaged and paid by the Reform club , num bering MO , which is the result of his labor among us. A number In this club nro members of llio V. M , C. A. nnd other Christian societies , who joined to help the boys In their efforts to save'others. The linform club is organized with the usual ollicers , nnd Itoidsrcgularmeetings on Saturday evening. The rending room is llio hourly resort of men who sptmt their lime formerly in saloons. Mr. Joe Crilchllold followed Mr. Holt with lectures full of sound argument nml genuine wit. Hen Ilogan has boon in at tendance several evenings. I Work hns boon found for cloven girls nnd four men during tlm month. Letters of thanks are often received for favors done. Two girls sent to the Homo of the Friendless at Lincoln , one to tlio Uuform Homo at Dos Moines. Sick man and woman cared for about two weeks ; food furnished by the W C. A. prepared and carried to tliem by llio W. U. T. U. The jail connuilleo reported at ladies' prayer meeting that seventeen prisoners hud signed llio pledge , and requested that the signers bo thu subject of prayer that day. Two of the boys culled at tlio rooms as soon as released from jail and renewed their promise lo luau boiler lives. Papers and magazines for distri bution nt the jail are luruished by Kuv. Hnrdhn , Mr. Seaman , and the Bin ; , Her ald , Excelsior , World and Republican offices. Ono young man who hnd lost his situa- lion on account of drinking and had a black mark opposite his name , was re stored to his position because of inter cession in his behalf. A member of the Band of Hope has proved the truth of Scripture , "A litllo child shall lend them , " by pleading with a drinking father lo attend Mr.llolt's meetings and sign the pledge until he ciimo , saying ho would reform lo pletibo his child. Ho hns taken ono .slop more anil joined the First M. E. church ou pro bation. Members of llio Reform cl\ib \ who have boon converted at our meetings are now represented in Ihe Fir&t Presby terian , First Congregational and First Methoillsl nli r hGH , ami Qiio young girl converted nt the meetings united with the Baptist church. The winter's work seems to be khown all over the state. Whether Omalin people ple arc equally interested can bo shown by rallying around the few who are carry ing on the great work. The union wishes to express thanks lethe the press for all their favors , and to friends who Jmvo responded to our ap peals. The Buckingham will need assist ance a month or two longer und volun tary donations sent care of Buckingham will save the ladies nnd a receipt will bu promptly returned witli thanks. Donations received for February ex penses : Mrs. Reuben Gavlord , $3 ; Mrs. T. L. Kimball , $5 ; Mra. William Webster , $2 : Mrs. ( jr. W. Clark. $10 ; MM. Howard Kennedy , $1 ; Mr. and Mrs. P. L , Pcrino , $5 : Mr. J. T. Boll , $ r ; Pacific Hotel com pany. $10 ; Mr. Flint , $3 ; Mr. A. P.Vood , $ SMr. ; J. L. Hichard , * 1 , Mr. D. E. Tyler. 83j O'Doiiahuo & Slierfy , $2 ; Mr. T. S Warner , $1 ; Mr. Sam Burns , $ 'J ; from Craig , Neb. , $4. Donations received in January and re ported without name's : Mrs. J. L. Pier- son , 50c ; Mrs. George Tilden , $1 ; Mrs. Lvman , 50c ; Mrs. Waiigh , 50o ; Mrs. Maul , $1 ; Mrs. P. II. Sharp , fiUo ; Mrs. O. F. Davis , $1 ; Mrs. Meredith , $1 ; Mrs. Konnard , COo ; Mrs. S. II. II. Clark , $1 ; Mrs. , fiOc ; Mrs. Mor. riam , dishes ; Mrs. Ezra Milmrd , map n- zincs ; Povcko & Bro. , three lurkoVs. Sum total of pledged colluoted for De cember , Januarv nud February Mrs. 0.11. Pratt , $0 , Mrs. Manning , $3 ; Mrs. Forsytho , $ ; Mrs. E. Mills , $ ! ) ; Mrs. Park's , OOc ; Mrs. J. L. Wolslmns , $3 : Mrs. W. J. Wolhhans $ ll.fiO , Mrs. Donslo $1.50 , Mrs. Collier $3 , Mrs. Win. Me- Candlish $2. Pledges for February not , collected and those including March will bo given in next month's rojiort. Gospel temperance meetings nt the hall every Sunday nnd Tuesday evening , reform club on Saturday evening , Al Morris , tlio reformed gambler , has boon Invited to hold meetings ut llio hall on the evenings it is not engaged , and join with us for thu purpose of saving llio boys. The Fifleoiith struct lunch room has given sixty-two meals to men and women out of employment. Assisted unem ployed girls to obtain homos nud work , twenty-two. Helped two girls to redeem clothes nnd valuables In pawn. Ono man who had just been discharged from thu penitentiary was assisted in gelling a pass from the county to go lo friends in Kan sas. Ho was furnished wild lunch to I ant him on tlio journey , and ? ! cash for his immediate needs on his arrival , Hint ho might not bu tempted before meeting friends. Hns helped five sewing women who wcro strnngors in tlio e.ity to got work to do.nnd engaged work to bo given them , so that now thuy nro earning a good living for themselves. Sr.o. W. C. T. U. A Merry JiulKoWlio Cracked n Joke. Henderson ( N. C. ) Gold Leaf : Judge Clark , on his way to Oxford Court , was conveyed from Ins plncu through the country in a light hack , driven by a colored man. The drivw drew the Juugo into conversation , in which the latter got oil'a good thing , HO wo tire informed. Thu driver , not knowing the Judge , In quired : "Is you a drummer ? " "Homii- what in that line , " replied his honor. "What is your linoV" persisted tlio colored individual. "Drumming for the stale penitentiary , " was the reply. MOST PERFECT WADE ttireat and itronpeet Natural Prtlt FUvers. Vaullla , lirr.nn , Orange. Almond , Koie. etc. , flavor u dttllr.&ul ? ud naturally a * th * trult , PRICE EAKINQ POWDER CO. , '