THE OMAHA DAILY BEE , WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 24 , 188C . STRICTLY PURE. COICTAIKS ZVO OPIUM IX ASY FOIIM J > IN THREE SIZE BOTTLES. PRICE 25 CENTS , 50 CENTS , AND $1 PER BOTTLE Q K.CEN I BOTTLES nro put tip for the n AiJtJcnininoiliuionor nil who Ooslro n goo find low jirlcod Cough , Cold and GroupRemedy THOSE Dcstnixo A itRjiKiiy rnit CONSUMPTION ANY LUNG DISEASE , BhouM secure tlio Inrgo (1 liottlcs. Dlroctloa nccompmiylMtr cnoh bottle. Bold by till Medicine Doalors. iav * tt BC mi * WHITTI Atftnl rsr ( lo t nf two Vttdlc > tCollrei , h < t > e n lonnf tMt.icd In the i- : ' l irnlment of CHaunic. lltaroui , 8 i and Btoorj UMBis4 * bananr other rhTileUn lafii.Lotla , . Nervous Prsitrallon , Debility , Menial nnd Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Affec tions ol Throat , Skin or Bones , Blood Poisoning , Old SorCS and Ulcers , nro treated trllh on | n1lclfl oeetii , en Ituit i'1-nllae prlnclplri. S ftl , rtlnulr. Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess , Exposure or Indulgence , which prc nr * MB * of ih following effect * 1 Derroumria , dcbllltf , < llna u or tlhk n < lcler < ctl' i = Miiorr , Mraplei on th r e , phriltal < * ec ri ftterilon to the loelet/of retn&lfl , confmloaof Ideal , et . , reailorlne Marrlazo Impropar or unhappy , i rnin < ntlr tared. r m [ > liUit r : " ) tbuboYt , nl In ecfclt't fnr lop , frettoanjadilrrii. ConittlUllon al of- 8e or tit mil fr c.ln llol nel ililellj CiDOdinllal. A Positive Written Guarantee ulren In cTirjea. ralileeut. JIeillcln < > ciitcierj htret > rmalloi pr si. CARRIAGE GUIDE , 300 PAOE3. yiNE PLATES , cltunt cloth anl gilt tmdlDf , § c le4 for BOO. lnc > ll leer urr ne ; . Orer tmj wonderful rtnl'lclurei , trui t llroi artlaltion the follmtlni tublnu i who rn / u rrr , who 0t. whj | n.DbooJ , wontn. fcoeil , rhrileftl < * ee r , cITeetji orecllbacaDluzccsHth < pbfi. lolonrorrenreJuelfon , anJnunrinorc. These narrlM er coutemplitlns mtrrlns. ilioulit rr > 4 Ik l'i-in > l r eJlllOn ume , i > ir corar. aJo. ASdnim bo IJT. WMuier. ' _ Whiwn VITALITY la falllnnr. Urnln llltAINKI ) nmJ rXIIAlJsIi'ii : orl1oiierl ISliMA > l 1)11 iLY : WAST- fcl > mnr llml a jx-rfect end rrllabla mro In the ( Fiicnmfullr Introduccil lieiy. Allwonkrali ilralM liroinrtljr i-nn-taeil. rilKA'riHK rljIiiB n j - iwprr nud nu-dlctl cmtoiwnpnts. A.P. .I'll l.i : . Conjniltiv. lion ( OIIITO or hy mallmlth bc rinliant Uoctora t Kl.l. CIVIALG AGENCY. No. 174 Fulton Street. New Ycik. Cure without modi * A POSITIVE olno. 1'ntcntod Goto- bar K > , 1870. Ono box will euro the most obtlnnto cnso In four days or loss. No nauseous doses of cubohs , copaiba or oil of enndalwood that nro cortJiln to produce drspoi- Bla hv dostrovim ? the coutlnjrs of the stnuincn , J'rk'fi Sl.BO. Sold by all drnstlts ( or mailed on receipt of jirlei ) . For furtlior particulars sent lor circular. V. O. llox 1K11. T. c. ua-XjijuA.iT -CURE. , New York , tuus-tli-satlvai&o EPITHELIOffi A ! Oil SKIN CANCEH. For seven years 1 Buffered with n , cancer on my laco. EU'lit niontha npo a irlond re- coiumundcd the use ot Su-ilt'H Spuclllo and I do- tcrtalncd to innko an cllort to sucuro It , In this 1 wus Riiccreslnl , and bc an Its uso. Tlio inlln- cncoof thomudlclno at llrst was to snmuwlint ii Kravatii the sere ; but coon the Inllamatlon IMIS allaj cd and I lit'fc'iui to Improve after the llrst fo\v Lotties. My iioneral heultli baa greatly improved. 1 am Mroiijfor , and able to do any Iclnd of work. The cancer on my faro be an to dcc'ioa-o and the ulcer to bcol , until there is not n vcstlso of itlolt only a llttlo fcni-niarKs the Iilaue. MUH. Joiciu A McUOMAi.u. Atlanta , Qa. , Aiigubtll , IbBTi. I have bad a cancer on my face for Eome years , oxteadliiK from ono check bono ncioss the nose to tbi ) other. It lias Riven mo a ( 'nmt deal of pain , at times bunilni ? and itclilnc to Biith an uxtunt that It was almost imbttarablo. [ commenced uslmr Swift's Spoclllo in May , 1885 , nnd have lined ohfht bottles. It has iflvon the BToatest relief by remorln the Imlnmatlon nnd icstorln r my general healthV. . DAIINEU. Knoxvlllo , Iowa , Pcpt 8 , 1SS. " > ' .Treatise on blood and cUIn diseases mailed free. The Swift Bpcclflo Co. , Drawer 8 Atlanta , Qa K. V.167W.KJ.1 street. A FINE LINE OAT * -AT WOODBRiDOE BHOS' OMAHA Ur the Liquor Hulilt , I'oiiilvt'ly Cured by AiliMliiistcrliiK' I > r. . It can liOKlvca tnn ip o ( rolft'o or trnnlthout the knowlcdisouf tiis person taklns It.Hubioliitrly liarmleis , nnd will enact piriiiaiiant und npceily euro , nlu-tbfr the patient la A modi-ratt * drinker ur n.u iilcoUo'.lo wreck. It has hccn Riven In thnu. DMids of rijci , and In e ory Iribtanco u perfect euro liaa followed. II uerrr lulU. The i.ystem oiica lmprtenntpil HltU the Kpecltlc , It lipcuinca an uttoi luipiKslblllly for the liquor npiivlttn to oxlut. roil BALK V rOLLOWINa DIUIaiUSTS : KUIIN < & CO. , Cor. 13th und Daaclnx , and ISlli A : CniiiluB His. , Oninhii , Ncb.l A. II , rO.STKll it llltO. . Council lllnr . lomi , Callorwrllo for pamphlet contnlnlni ; hundrrdj cf ul4iin > iilal < from llw liat , womuii and men from ' . ' Ihutauntrv. Do you ivnnt n pure , bloom- lug ( 'omjIoxiou ) { If so , a Tow nniiliuntious of Ifngau's JIAGNOLLV. BAIM Avill grat- iiy you to your heart's con- tout. It docs away with Sal- lowucss Holiness , , Pimples , lilotchos , and alLdiscasca and ImiieiTectioiis of the skin. It ovorconicstho flushed npncnr- unco of licat , I'utiguo and ox- citoiuont. It makes a lady of THlKTYnnpoar hut TWJiN- IT ; and so natural , gradual , nud perfect are its ollocts. tliat it is impossible to dotcct its applicatiou. Eominisconcos by One of the Origintil Har- igators of Beyonty Years Ago. Sumo Ititcrcstltif ; Incidents on the Ohio , Mississippi nnil Mis souri Hirers. Pitlsburg Dispatch : Hack in the early days of llio 1'ittabury river tratlo , vvlieu the navigation of the Monongalicla nnil Olilo rivers was in its nwtuldling clothes , there was no character so well known us Michael Fink. Ho might justly bo stylctl the pioneer of Pittsbnrg boating. Fink was born in this oily nnd had but little knowlcdgu of letters , especially of their sound and powers , as Ids orthography was very bad , and ho usually spelled his name Miclto 1'hinck , wliilo his father spelled it with an F. When ho was young , the witchery which is in the tone of a wooden trumpet , culled a river horn formerly used by keel mid ilatboat navi gators on the western waters , entranced tlio soul of Mike wlulo yet a boy , and ho longed to bccomo a boatman. This soon became his ruling passion , and ho served as a boatman on tlio Ohio and Mississippi rivers and their tributary streams , which occupation lie pursued until this sort of men were thrown out of employment by the general use of steamboats. When the Ohio was too low for naviga tion , Mike spent most ot his limo in the neighborhood of 1'iltsburg , killing squir rels with his rillo and shooting at a target for beef at tlio frequent Saturday shoot- inff matches and company musters of the militia , , lie soon becumu famous as "tho best shot in thu country. " Ills language was a perfect sample of the half-horse nntl hal.f-ailigator dialect of the then race of boatmen. He was also a wit , and on that account ho gained the admiration and o.xeltcd the fear of nil the fraternity of boatmen , for ho usually enforced his wit with a sound drubbing if any ono dared to dissent by neglecting or refus ing to laugh at his jokes , for , ns ho nsctl to say , he told his jokes on purpose to bo laughed at in a good-humored way , and that noman should "mako light" of them. Mike made proclamation , "I am a Salt river roarer , and 1 love the \yimming , and as how I'm chuck-tiill of light , " etc. Among his boon compan ions were two men. Carpenter and Talbot - bet , Mike's fast friends and particular confidants. Each was a mutch for the other in prowess , in fight or skill in shooting , for Mike had dilligontly trained them to al ! these virtues and mysteries. Carpenter and Talbot figure hereafter. Many shooting feats of Mike's are related here by persons who profess to have wit nessed them. " 1 will rulato some of them , " said , an old-timer. "Use thorn as you plca&o. In ascending tlio Mississippi , above the mouth of the Ohio , ho saw a sow with eight or uiuo pigs on the river bank. Ho declared , in a boatman's phrase , he wanted a pig , and took up his rillo to shoot ono , but was requested not to do so. Mike , however , laid his rillo to his face und shot at each pig successively , as the boat glided tip the river under easy sail , about 40 or M yards from shore , ami cut oil' their tails without doing them any harm. "In 1823 Mike and his two friends , Cur- pouter and Talbot , engaged , in St. Louis with Henry & Ashley to go up the Mis souri with them in the three-fold capaci ty of boatmen , trnppcrs and hunters. IteroMiko and his friend Carpenter quar reled n deadly quarrel , the cause of which is not certainly known , but was thought to have been caused by a rivalry in the good graces of a squaw. The quarrel was fiinothered for tlio time by tlio interposition of mutual friends. On the return of spring the party revisited the fort , when Mike and Carpenter , over n cupof whisky , revived the recol lection of their past quarrel , but made a treaty of peace , which waste to bo solemnized by their usual trial of shooting the cup of whisky from oil'each other's head , as their cus tom was. This was at oneo the test of mutual reconciliation anil renewed confi dence. A question remained to bo set tled who should have thnlir&t shot ? To determine this , Mike proposed to "sky a copper" with Carpenter that is , to throw up a copper. This was done , and Mike won the first shot. Carpenter seemed to bo fully aware of Miko'3 un forgiving temper and treacherous intent , for no declared that ho was sure Mike would kill him. Hut Carpenter scorned life too much to purchase it by a breach of his solemn compact in refusing to stanii the test. Accordingly ho prepared to die. Ho bequeathed his gun , shot- pouch , powder-horn , his bolt , pistols , and wages to Talbot , in case ho should bo killed. They went to the fatal plain , and whilst Mike loaded his rifle and picked his Hint , Carpenter filled his tin cup with whisky to the brim , and , with out changing his features , he placed it on his devoted heap as a target for Mike to shoot at. Mike leveled his rifle at the head of Carpenter at a distance of sixty yards. "Aftor drawing a bend , ho took down his rillo from his face anil smilingly said. 'Hold your noddle steady , Carpontoiyum don't spill tlio whisky , as I shall want some presently. ' Ho again raised , cocked his piece , and in an instant Carpenter fell and expired without a groan. Mike's ball had penetrated the forehead of Car penter in the center , about an inch unit a half above the eyes. Ho cooly set down his rillo. and applying the imrlo to his mouth , blow the sinoko out of the touch- hole , without saying tv word , keeping his yu ftcndlly on the body of Carpenter. His first words wore , 'Carpenter , huvn yon spilt the whisky ? ' lie wa.s then told that ho had killed Carpenter. 'It is all tin accident , ' said Mike , 'for 1 took as fair a beatl on the black snot on the cup as I ever look on a squirrel's ' eye. How did it IiappunV' He then cursed the gnu , the powder , the bullet nntl liually himself. This catastrophy. in n country whore the ( strong arm of tlio law can not reach , passed oft for an accident ; and Mike was permitted to go at largo , under the be lief that Carpenter's death was tlio rc.sult of contingmioy. Hut Carpenter had a fast friend in Talbot , who only wailed a Jair opportunity to rovungo his death. No opportunity ollbiyd for some months after , until ono day , Mike , in a lit of gasconad ing , declared to Talbot that ho did kill Ciintmitpr on purpose , and that ho was glad oH. Talbot instantly drew from hi * bolt a pistol ( the same which hud be longed to Carpenter ) ami shot Mike throii''h the heart , Mike fell to thn croimd and expired without a word. Talbot , also , went unpunished , as nobody had authority or inclination to call him to account. Truth was , Talbot was as ferocious and dangerous as the gri/.Iy bear of the prairies. About three months after , Talbot was present in thu batllo with the Aurickarocs , inhicli Col. Lcavonworth commanded , where ho dis played u coolness that would have done honor to a bettor man. Ho came out of the battle unharmed , About ten days after ho was drowned in thu Titan river , in attempting to swim it. Thus ended 'thu last of the boalmou.1" NOTHINGJ3UJ A V/AG. Nothing But n Waa , TIiou Ii iu That ( ienius. Edmund Kirke , in Harper's Magazine for March , writes as follows- Calling upon Mr , Lincoln { n ono of tho' darkest days of the late war , I was surpriacil to SUB upon his mantle piece a coitplo of volume ono u' small Hible , the other "Arlomus Ward. His J5ook. " "Do you road Artoiuus WanU" I asLcil him , "J don't read anybody else , " ho answered , with a smile on his care worn face ; "ho is inimitable. " In the plain building before which we are standing the in imitable showman lirst set up his "wax figgcrs , " and if wo enter hero we may encounter the assistant editor of the Fhiindc.ilor , who was the associate nnd intimate friends of "A. Ward" when the latter was the editor of this journal. He hvs many anecdotes to toll of the genial showman. He describes his appearance , when ho first came to the ollicc , ns de cidedly rustic. Ho was , ho says , long and lank , with flowing hair and loosely lilting coat , nntl trousers too short in the legs and bagging at the knees. His humor was irrepressible , and always bubbling over , nnd ho kept all about him in a constant state of merriment , Ho was a wng nothing but a wag but in that line a genius. Hu could see only the ludicrous side of n subject. Going away oncn on a short vacation , ho engaged tills gentleman to perform his work during his absence. Ho carefully instructed him as to his duties , and in do ing so drew from his pocket a tow string about a foot and a half long anil told him he must furnish tlmt amount of copy per day , leaving on his desk the measure a.s a reminder of the quantity. About this time ho wes called upon to respond to a toast to the press at a Hen Franklin fes tival held in Cleveland. Ho rose to his feet , hung his head for a few moments in silence , and then sat down , having Xaid nothing. Iu his account 'of the festival in the next day's Plaindealor his speech was reported by a blank space of about half a column of eloquent silence. This gentleman remembers that s'oon after "A. Ward" entered the lectv-e Held ho was invited by a theatrical manager in San Francisco to deliver a course in California. The season being close at hand , the manager asked him by tele graph : "What will you take for forty nights in California ? Answer immedi ately. " Ward answered immediately , by telegraph , "H randy and water. " Thu joKe was noised throughout the state , ant } the result was , when Artomus went there to lecture on his own account , ho was met everywhere with overflowing houses. While engaged in lecturing in the west lie wrote this gentleman the following epistle : "Mr DP.AK ( inoiton T want you to do me a favor. I relied on ono of my men to save mo the press notices , lie didn't. Will you collect them for mo at once , and send thorn to me at thu Hates house ? Now this is taxing your good nature , but you'll do it for me * won't you , George ? Do you know that you remind mo more and more of the noula Romans ? I don't know who they were , but you remind me of them ; yon do , indeed. And could I have appealed to one of those noble Ko- mans to cut out some press notices for mo in vain ? I guess not. Go on , young man , go on. Deal kindly with the ngcu. Kemcinbqrth.it we are nero for only a little while , ami that riches take unto themselves wings and Hy away. Intoxi cate the shunning bowl. Support your country paper. Love the Lord , and send mo those notices. Write likewise. And now.kiud sir , farewell. Farewell. - " 'When ether lips nnd other he.itts ' "Vourii- pretty uazelle , _ _ "A. WAUD. " A SCIENTIFIC EPOCH. "XVliUkor Without Fimel Oil , ( from the PhUildphln Newt. ) It is Q fact not generally known ttiat tliero Is not n medicine to-duy that enters BO largely Into tlio practice o the medical profession for the treatment of the slok and debilitated as ulcohol In the form of whlakoy , Thcro la not an Intelligent physician In the country that has not' luul Occasion to picccribe it dally , nor aliospl- tal , inflf innry or curath e Institution that does not keep It conetantly on hand as a need. In Its pure r.tuto It la ncUnowledBcd to bo the bust stimulant , the best curative , nnd the only euro for consumption , hom- orrhageg , nmlnrln and dyspepsia. It will no doubt ostonlsh our rondel's , when la- formed and sustained by statistics , that nearly ono-slxth of all the whiskey told In this country , at this time , ia dispensed by druggists and grocers. So Important Is alcOnol In the treatment of disease that Professor Austin Flint , of the Uellovuo Hospital , Medical ColloRe , Now York ( Professor of the Principles ( tnd Practice of Medicine ) , says i "The judicious use of olcoholic Ethnulantfi In ono of the striking characteristics of progress In the practice of medicine during the last halt century. " Two ounces of alcohol contain more nutriment than ten ounces ot lean meat. It Is the puly thing that enters the blood direct , without digestive effort of the Homnch , nnd It Is , therefore , peculiarly Jilted for the % veok and debilitated. Whis key has always been recognized by the medical profession ns the best form lu which to tnko alcohol , only ono objection belu | { urged ngalnat it , i. o. , the presence of fusel oil. The elimination of this deadly poison has for centuries been the causu of more Investigation and experi ment ntnong EciontistB und chemists , owing to the Important part whltkoy plays In the treatment of ( license , than any ono rncdiclno Uuown to the pharma copoeia. Itvaa not until within the last decade that the secret of elimination was accidentally discovered In Canndn , by , olfl Mr. Duffy , whobequcatliod It to his son , who organized the Duffy Mult Whiskey Co. of Baltimore , Mil. , which company jiow possess the secret , und it Is to any tbo dls- oovereraudBCileninnttracturorlutha world of an absolutely pure whiskey. Already famoiiH , it la familiarly known as Duffy's pure malt whiskey , which , aside from bcinc pure , combines a food aud btltnu- Innt quality. _ What One of Con. Sherman's Bolillcrs TllllllCH. OMAHA , Feb. 17. [ Editor of Tlio Chicago Tribune. ] lias not Gen. Sher man none enough to prove his loyalty and love of country to entitle him to peace and quint for. the remainder of' ' his life ? Js the meaning of thu terms of sur- rondnr agreed upon between himself and Johnson altered a whit by the disclosures inadn in thn ktlor.s recently published in the Now York Sun , to the eli'ect liiat tlio Confederacy was then on iln last legs ? Was it not well known to us at that time that such was the fact ? Gen. Sherman's "Alomoin. " prove that ho know when the negotiations worogoingon tiiat Davis and liis cabinet wore near by , and that ono of them , Air. Hrcckmrldgo , was present at the conference. The terms agreed upon between Sherman and Johnston bound nobody unless they were ratillcd by the government at Washing ton , and the abuse winch WUB hcancd upon the head of Con. Sherman at that time by people who could not under stand the situation from his btandpoint should Imvo sulliced without this fresh outburst. The Sun's implication con tains not ono fact of importance in this connection that ha1) ) not bi'tsn known for many years. It is not merely a statement of the matter by the confederates thoni. bolvcs , and is of interest only for that reason , As a former mnmbnr of the Second Iowa infantry , participating in the battle of Donelson , in active service until the war closed , and in Sherman's army when Johnston surrendered , 1 protest. Ail that Gen , Sherman did in nn ofUcinl capacity - acity was done from tiio purest and loftiest motives , and the cruel insinuation made by Stanton that Sherman was in fluenced by confederate gold in drawing those terms of capitulation , justly con. signed the "Great War Secretary , " to thu contempt of all just people who know thu facts , JOHN T , UII.L : , ilng Down South. Down south , where they recently ) md snow but no sleighs , various people mot the imiergenoy by hitching liorses to the family , roeking-elmlrs. All throat troubles are at onco' removed - moved by the .new remedy Hod Star j.'ougu Quro. RUSTLERS IN ARIZONA. Sotno of tlieMfttly Customs or the Southwest states. Chicago Ivjwet "Things nro not quite so bail Jn.t"0 southwest as they wore a fewyehrS/igo / , " observed a Now Mexican cattleman to n News reporter. It was lively ihnry there just before the completion ol , uio Alt-bison. Topeka & Santa Fo end the Southern Pacific rail roads. There was Hilly the Kid , whoso name is Inimdtjtallzetl in many a dime novel , terrorizing the entire county of Lincoln ; tlio ( Canton gang of 'rustlers , ' stealing and killing on both sides of the boundary lind , and little Jimmy Hughes , the pet of the San Simon , raising sheol in the mining camps of the Pyramid mountains. "Hilly the Kid , whoso real name was Antrim , was a. desperado almost from his cradle , and had actually killed seven men before he was 17 years old. ilo was employed by tbo catflc kings of the I'ceos valley , as the Chlstim outlit was called. together with about a dozen other hard characters , to prevent settlers taking up land on the 1'ecos river , and thus enable a few men to control ono of the most fer tile stretches of country iu the southwest. The Pccos valley is about ono hundred miles in length , oxtc'idiug from Lincoln county , Now Aioxico , in a northeasterly direction over the bonier line into Texas. Until a few years ape it was virtual jy the domain of John Cliisum and his friends , and although desperate cflbrUwcro made bv the county olliccrs to protect settlers on the I'eoos , they wore all more or less abortive. Sheriff William Bradv , who has made himself conspicuous in trying to uphold the law , was murdered in cold blood by the Kid on the public pln/.a in the town of Lincoln. The Kid and his companions were in ambush behind tlio wall of a corral , and the lirst notice Brady had of their presence was the death volley by which no was killed. A companion named Hindman was mor tally wounded. After Brady's death no one could bo found bravo enough to act a.s sheriff , and for months no process was served in the county. "At length a line young settler named Marion Turner -took tiio olliee and suc ceeded in capturing the Kid. who was tried before Judge Bristol , of the second judicial district , and was sentenced to death. He was confined in tlio Lincoln jail , an old adobe building , and in the absence of bis guards ho managed to get into the armory , which was without a good lock. Here ho obtained a six-shooter anil a shotgun belonging to Deputy United Slates Marshal Olingor. Ilo killed a deputy sheriff named Hrady with the pistol and Olingor with the shotgun , secured a horse and rode out of town. No one dared stop him. Turner was succeeded aa sheriff by 1'at Garrott. now nn extensive cattle owner on the rccos. Tlio Kill threatened that the next man ho would kill was Garrett , and Garrctt de termined to exterminate him. Ho started cunning for him , and never stopped until he ran tlio Kid down near Fort Stunner , and laid him out coldcr'n a wedge. This was in 1882. "This , " continued tlio cattleman , "gave peace to Lincoln 'county , and transferred tlio scene of our roubles to the south western cornp'r o'f New Mexico , where it borders ou Arizona. This place , known as Clovcrdalo , was , from 1880 until about two years aso , headquarters for as bad a gang of 'ritstferaWtnd horse and cattle- thieves ns ever disgraced a country. Its leader was Jko ( Canton , a watchmaker. who preferred } to bo a cattle-thief. Among his fnllbwors were Curly Bill. Cactus Bill , Jolfnny-Ovor-thc-Fence , aim a lot more of Ujef > anie stripe , all of whom were wanted in "some state or other. The Cl unions ( there wore two brothers ) had taken up a J-'iyujh at Cloveidalo. which was well adaftbifl for stock-stealing on tiio largest pcfilui Being right on the boundary of old Mexico , Now Mexico and Arizona , tho.y conld jump from ono terri tory into another , hud from tlio United States into Mexico , or vice versa It is just at the entrance to Guadalpupo can yon , through which tlio United States troops enter Mexico on their Indian raids. At lirst the gun only stole Mexi can cattle , which they left on the Clover- dale ranch until they had a chance to drive them to the San Carlos reservation , where they were sold to the Indian agen cy. When they stole American stock they had more trouble , as it was necessa ry to remove the owners' brands. " "How is this done ? " "Tho process is simple enough. A piece of an old blanket is taken and dipped in water. It is then wrung out and placed over the brand. A common frying-pan is heated red-hot nnd pressed against the wet blanket. The steam gen erated scalds the hair clean off , and after nwliilCj when it grows again , a new brand is put on. Cattle thieves have also a kind of branding iron by which they can change a number of brands. This branding iron lias built up many a res pectable fortune in tlio southwest. "Curly Bill Avas considered about the worst of the Clinton gang. Ho is a well educated , gentlemanly young fellow and very pleasant iu manner , when ho hasn't got too much cowboys' cordial on board. Then ho 'whoops it up' with the wor&l of them. Ho started in to paint the town of Shakespeare red on one occasion , and after lining up with whisky , gave o din- play of his skill with his stx-bhooter. He knocked the spot out of the ace of hearts that another of the gang , Jake Wallace , held up for him , and at twenty paces lie shot a half-dollar from between Jake's thumb and forefinger. There was a sol dier on leave from Fort Bowie looking on , and Hill asked him to hold the coin. The soldier consented , and Bill struck it again. Ho asked thcboldicr to hold It up once more , and at tlio second lire , ho shot the poor fellow's right thumb oil' . Then ho quietly remarked * 'I reckon you've got your discharge in full. ' " ' Did the ollieorrf novcr make an qfl'ort to stop this kind of amusement ? " "Well , to commence with , there wore not many otlleers that cared for the job , and some of the ollicorn were very little butter than tlio rustlers. There was old Hoodoo Brown , justice of the peace of Albuquerque , for example. Hu ran Ids olliee .just for the coin in it , and pcacea- bio citi/.ciiR were arrested and lined on tiio most frivolous pretenses , while well- known euMllr'aus walked round town with the justiilo.fiiV poor young tondoiv foot from St , Lou s got full ono night and was brought ooforo the justice for exam ination. Ilo fildicllod tlmt it was the first time ho had evorbeon arrested in his life. and told BrtAvn that ho never would again bo loutd ! > iif a like position. 'Young man , 'mild Koodoo. 'I'm ashamed of you. Ycr a disgraci toIUio territory. Now , if yo had told ini | Ui | ( you would bo a cus tomer 1 might lelyo down light , but un der the circti instances it will bo $20 ami costs. The court-must live.1 " Tlio HnimHilK House Joke , "Oh , mammA'said tlio landlady's daughter. "Mrirumley ; .has just paid mo buvh a compliment ! " "Indeed , " replied tlio landlady , severe ly. "I wisli ho would pay me something. What was the compliments" "Ho said that the picture of the brace of quails which I have just finished for the dining-room Js done so artistically that the very .sight of it gives him an ap petite , " "H'm ! You take that picture down at once and hang it in my room. " Detained on tlio Itoad , Detroit Free Pre.-s : "When I lived in Kansas " fcaid M-lio tolling , a petroitor , was ing storit'3 in an insurance ollico a few- days ago , "I insured my house with an agent against lire. Along came another agent who iiihurcd against lightning , and I. took that in. In u few days a chap called on mo who insured against oy clones , and 1 * > trttrk a bargain with him. Tho- next 6allor insured against water spouts nnd explosions , and I thought I might as well cncour.igo him , " "A house couldn't bo much safer than that , " remarked ono of the listeners. " "And yet I lost It inside of six mouths. " "How could it bet" "Well , there came a freshet in the river , and house , barn , fences , haystacks anil all wont sailing down stream. The agent who insured against freshets got there just ono day too lato. " . < r The Tlirllty Vnnco Kamlly. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette ! A government ofllcml has been at pains to prepare a little table showing how much it lias cost the government to keep the Vance family , of North Carolina. They have been wull taken care of ns 'the fol lowing table will show : 55. B. Va'hcc , United Stales senator , salary 5,000. 11.1) ) , Vnncp , his son , commissioner of patents , $4,500. C. F. Vance , son , clerk to tlio senator , $2,100. It , B. Vance , Jr. , son , geological sur vey , 5000. W. G. Vimco , cousin , in the treasury , § 1.800. T. H. Vance , cousin , in the postouicc department , $1,000. J. Vance , cousinMississippi river com mission , 15805. lliohnrd Vance , cousin , army , ? 1COO. II. Vance , cousin , Mississippi river commission , $1,800. 13. Vance , cousin , department of justice $1.200. David N. Vance , cousin , internal reve nue , $ -125. A. H. Vance , cousin , government printing oflico , $000. A. P. vance , army , $720. 13. Robinson , nephew , jingo in the senate , $000. Hall , nephew , page lu the house , $900. McDonald , cousin , in the govern ment printing olliee. $720. This makes a total of sixteen persons , and a total salary list of $25.320. Some body ought to introduce a bill for the re lief of thu Vance family on the ( jovorn- incut. Two other senators are as well pro vided , and the total salary account of relatives of senators would foot up nn amazing amount. Is It Kcully CoiiHiiiiipliou ? Many tv case supposed to bo radical lung disease is really one of liver com plaint and indigestion , but , unless that diseased liver can bo restored to healthy action , it will so clog the lungs with cor rupting matter as to bring on their speedy decay , and then indeed we have con sumption , which is scrofula of tlio lungs , in its worst form. Nothing can bo moro happily calculated to nip this danger iu the bud than is Dr. 1'iorco's " ( Joldcu Medical Discovery. " By druggists. IjlTo ill Cincinnati. "What is the reason you Cincinnati people are always engaged in some rioter or other ? " nsketi a stranger. "I dimno , " said a citizen. "You can buy beer for 15 cents a glass , can't j-ou ? " "Yes. " "With free lunch thrown in ? " "Yes. " "Well , what moro do you want ? Some people are never satished. If I should make you a present of $1 you would kick because it wasn't $ .2. " "I'd bo willing to split llio difference , and call it § 1.50 , " said tlio maligned Ciu- cinuatian. Tfhon B br iraa sick , ire g&vo hcrCittorla , When elio rms a Child , nho crieil for Caetoria , When alio became Miss , eho clung to Caetoria , T/lieu oho bad Children , elio gave them CaetoriA , I wish to respectfully call thn attention of my piitrons mid tlio public In Konurnl , to my remo val from tlio old fttiimlNus. 7 nnd' ) , Slnln St. , to my now und commodious ( juitrtors , . 228 Broadway , Wlioro I will bo pleased to see my many friends. \Vith a larso , now and oompluto atsortmont of nil the very LATEST Fabrics in SpragSTLES ! And bolnff located In larso quarters I am bettor than ovorboforo prepared to servo the public. Itcspectlully , Merchant Tailor WO 226 BroadwayCouncil Bluffs. ESSEX HOUSE , COH.VKU UllVANT AX1) TlNE SrS. Opposlto City Uulldlnss , Council 'Warm rooms and good board at reasonable rales. rales.forttnestem Hotel. Newly fitted and furnlsliad. Opp , liroadway Dummy Dojwt. SJ.-r > 0 ) > cr day. HAMUKL TATE , Proi > . L. 11. IJEHSIIA\V \ , Mauaser. EUSSELL&Co Manufacturers of all Ekosof Automatic Engines Especially Doslancd for Huunliw MILLS , GRAIN ELKVATOUS , AND ELKGTIUC LIGHTS , Tubular nnd Locomotive Bailors. Now Inssillori Threshers. Carey nnd Woodbwy Ilorsu Powers. STATJONAKV , SKfl ) , Portuhlo nnd Traction Eiiyiiios , SA\V \ MILLS , J'Vi'O. Factory Mnssillon , 0 , Branch Tfouso 510 Pcnrl St. , Council 131ul& . SEND FOR 1880 ANNUAL. Locking Bracket far Fences yvNi > oiiir.it HAILS. IIODS , irrc. FENCES 1JUJLT WITHOUT .NAILS. Any part readily taVon out or roplncy I. 1'ur picket or tail fcnos , Irouvorwuod , eannot bo ox. ounud lor i-ailing of uuy'sort. Kor particulars write 0. J , Itt'CKilAN , Inventor. ' ' I'ounell USuirii. Btato and county rights for sate. MRS. D. A. BENEDICT , AND DEAI.Ell IH HAIR Q-OODS No. 337 Broridwny , OouncU BluiTa. Ituul LsUUe jjou 'hl and auld. IS Oneofbhr Host cti $ L'.trjosl Sbvol&s ii tfic U.S v to Select front. * No Stairs to Climb , Elegant Passenger Elevator § M. BURKE & SONS , LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MERCHANTS , GEO. , Manaffor , UNION STOCK YARDS , OMAHA , NEB. URFEUENOR3 : AlorchnntV mid Fanners' Hank , D.u-lil City , Ni-Ii. ; K nrncy National UaiiU , Kuainov , Neb. ; Columbus Stale Hank. Columbus , Nob. ; McDonald's lintik , Nortli 1'latli * . Ni'b. ; Omatm National H.inU. Onialia , Nub. , , , , . , , , , - . , Will pay cuitoincrs' ilraft with bill of l.idhiff nttnchcd for two-thirds value of/stock. HAMBURG -AMERICAN 3oclcot , A DIHECT LINE 10 K Enajnnd , France & Germany , Tlio HteaiustilpsoC tills well l.nouu line urn tuillt of It on , In wntniMlgUt coinpnrtiuonls , lunl nru furnished with every roiulsllo tn inuku tliu imssnsro both auto mid nmoiwlilo. They nirry the United Sinti" iintl Ihirnpcun miilKnml ) r-ivo New York ThUTOdnrs nml Saturdays for Plv. mnuth , ( LONUONJ.UhcrbousMl'AlltS nud HAM- I1U110) ) . , , Kt'lurnliitr , the stunmars louvo HnmlmtK on Wednesday * " "d Hiindnys , vl.i. Havre , t pns-'Cimurs ill Poiitlmmptoii mid London. 1'lrst cnWn J.VJ , tJ and J73 : Stuurrt $ iT. KiiUrond tickets from Plymouth to llriatol , Cur- illir. London , or to liny pliico In tlio South of Kiiglnnd , r'UEK. StcornB-o from Kuropo only M. Bend for "Tourist , c- , , C.H aniioinl ] 'tt frMuror . . Cl Urontlwftr , Now York ; Wiialilnutou mid Ln EalloSts. , Chicago. 111. ESTABLISHED 1803. CHAEDLER-BROIKCO. GBAIN AND PBOVISION R I OFFlCliS : Bonrd of Trndo , Chamber of Coinmnroo , Chicago. Milwaukee. H , C. MILLER , Western Business Solicitor , Local Business Solicitor , 1UO1 Doug las HI. , Omului. Is'ol ) WHO 19 UNACQJAINTID WITH THC OEMnAPHV Op THIS I COUNTRY WIUl 6CE 01 EXAMININQ THIS MAP THAT THE GNIOAOOnOCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY Iy ) reason of Its c ntrM position and clvp ( relation to all prlnclpil lines 'lost nnd Weft , at InlttHl ntid ter- ml i ml iminti , constitutor tlio matt Important ml if * eontlnuntH ) link In that * > 6U-m of tliiouvli tmiiFpop. ntlon which liiTltri nntl fftcllllntfn trmil nnii ttnrtlo lie tron cities of Ihe Attnntlo nnd I'aciflc1 ( ; omt . It 14 also tlio rarorlto niut bunt louto to and from point * l ast , Nortieat ) tind KouthonJtt , niul coriosponJlui ; points West , Noithwo-it * tnU Southweet. The Great Rock Island Route The Famous Albert Lea Route Js Ilin direct and favorite Him hitween Clilcn ti nnj Minneapolis and St. rant , whom connections arumacln In Union Depots for nil points In th leiritoilt-s unit lirltlHh Provinces. Over thU rotitu Fast Kxpresa J rains are run to th < watcilni ? places , summer ro- sorti , plcturo < rua locHlltles , and hiinllnfr nntl fl hlntr cioundH uf Iowa nnd Minnesota. It ! nlso the inuat ilfhlrnLlo roulo to I Mo ilcli hcat iloldi and pastoral lands of Interior Dnkott. . BUM another DlltCOT I.1VH. via Kenjca nn-l K.n. kaVi-e , tins bien opi-nud latnurn flnolnnntl , Indian- xpulls and Lnrayettc. unit ( Viunrll IHuifr , ICan.aiUtr , Mjnneapnlls nnil Kt. I 'nil I and IntrrmedUtt points . for iloUllcil liiforiiiailoii tea 3laps nnd Koldern , olilalnable , as well an ticket ) , at nil pllm-h.iin k'Ut oniirs In the Unltcii UUtos and Catudai or tr a- iluviliii ; Ft. n. OADLE , C. ST. .IOHIJ , J'rs.'t i Ueu'l M'sr'r , Ocn'l T'Jit A. I'ass. Ac't , CIIICAO-O. Carrying thnUclfflnm Iloynl anil Unllod Btatoa MallBiilllner every Saturday Between Antwerp & HSVJ Yo TO TUB RHIJIB , GERMANY , ITALY , IIOL- LAND AND FRANCE. Salon from SBO to $1'X ) . Uxcurslon trip from flluto 51H. JJuuiind Culini i5' ) , anil i\oiirsliU ; t'JO. Hlccrajfd JHISSIIHTO at low ralt-s. Tutor \VjJirlit .VSooa , ijoocrul Aisonla , .U Jlroailw.iy , KimVorlf. . Omaha , Nebraska , FnmU IX MooraiV. . , St , Jj. i ; I' , tkbi'l atont. TO THE PUBLIC AUD OLD PATRONS , 1 Imro bought wli.it is known ns the COUNCJIiIJLUFFSOMNIJMJSIAJ ] ( AGK AND TIIAXSKKK LINKS. And will Klvo myoisonul | ntluiit Ion to cnlU n pnvnto ruilaoiicoi for | mioinoi-s ; ami bu iiyu lor nil trains , InUiMliiif iliiiniiiy tinlns. Olllco tit I'uclc llouso. ToluiiliDiiu 111) . ThunUCul for piut tMust , S nui iciinictfully H. BEOBOFT. to J. Motors. E. B. Oaclwell , Real Estate , Probate AND DIVOfcOE LAWYEIJ. ' No. 504 Broadway , : Council Bluffs Nebraska National Bank OMAHA , NEBRASKA. Paid up Capital . $200,000 Suplua May 1 , 1885 . 20,000 II. W. YATI-.3. Proaidcnt. A. E. TOUZAI.IN , Vice President W. H. S. 11UQHE3 , Cashier. W. V. Moii3K , JOHN S. COI.UKS , 11.r. . YATEd , Lnwis S. UUBD , A. E. TOUXAI.IN , BANKING OFFICE : THE IKON BANK. Cor. Kill unil Fnrnnra Stroots. Gonornl Dunking Uualnnss Tniuaaotoa. ESTABLISHED ® > USED I MALL jPAWSOFTHE % ORLB r tnlORUi' < mid Prlconcm nrpllcntton. oldLy all the bi'Sl CnrrlnLItalldiTH nnil Drivlcm. U1NC1NNATI , IT. S.A. Cable Adiluu. COO-CIN. ay Time TaMe , OJIAHA. Tlio follow Inw Is the tlino or nrrirnl and do- partiuonf trnlna by Contrnl Standard tlino at the loctd depots. TinlnsoCtho 0. , St. 1' . , M. & O. arrlvo and depart from tliolr depot , eomor ot 14th and Wobttor stniots ; trulimnn the 11. ! i M. , C. . II. tcQ. nnd If. C.St. J. JcO. . from the D. & M. depot : all ollicra from tlio Union 1'aoluo UlJPOt- - TJ1UDGB THAINS. llrldpo trnlns" vrn1 leave U. 1' . depot at flW : II7:3TSUJ : : 3:10 : 8:50-11 : 10:01 : Uuu a. m. , 1:00 : 0:10 : 7:00 : 11:10 p. in. INivo trnnsfer for Omaha n 7:12 : I ! 8lfi-0:30 : : B3:4li ior : 10J7 : U'J7 a. m. : lir 2:13 2 : n:3Q--J'J7 : : t:37 : 6:15 : 0U3 : 7 : 0 7:50 : llKp.ru. _ Arrival and tlcnarturo of trains from tUo transturdopot at Council lllurts : . DEl'.U'T. AnillVB , C1IIUAOO i NOIITIMVrSTKItX. 0:15 : A.JM . JIall and I5\u-css | . 7:00 : p. M 12:40 : r.M . Accominodiitlou . 1:150 : I'.Jl Dai'.M : ) . Uxprcsss . U:15 : A. M CIIIOAIIO SL IIOUK IBlaNt ) . 0:15 A.M . Mall and llxprusa. . 7OOP.M : 7:15 A. M . Accommodation . . CUJi'.M : C'JO : l > . M . li\pro"3 U:15AM CI1ICAOC ) , MII.WAUKi : ! ! Si ST. I'AUI , . 0:10.A.ii : . Mall and Kx proas. . . . 7:00i : > .jf Cl'J : i * . M . Uvpiosa . . . . u:15A.M : CIIICAUO , llUltl.l.MnON .i QUINOV. 9.3'iA.ji . Jlal ! and U-vpress. . . 0 : ' IH'.M 0:101 : * . M . Kxnioss . OIJ\.M : WAllAfill , ST. MIUl ! } i IMCIlflO. SWiv. M.ljocal. St. I.otils UivprcKS Loral flWl : ) * . M.Translur St. Louis IJx.Tran3lL'r.3 : 20p.M KANSAS CITV. KT. JOI ! 2l.ri A. M . Mull anil I piitbS . 7:35P.M : UUO : I' . M . KvpiOMt . 0:115 : A. M SIOUX CITV A. PACIFIC. S ll - I Dupart NOHTinVAHU. Arrlvo. Drpnit. HAS'l'H'AUD. Arrlvo " A. M. ' r. it. I ( i. II k Q. A. it. t * . n. 'J t'U I OiOU I.Via I'Jtttlsnioutli. . . , 7 15 STOCK YAHIW TUAINS Will Icnvo U. 1' . dopot. Omaha , at OslO-SflS- 10:15-10"ia. : : m. ; . iD-artO-HiSii * . in. J.oavoBloolc Vanlfl for Oinaliu at 7:55 : 10:2j : . . NOTB A trains dally ; II , ilnliyoxcopt Sunday ft dally iixcGin Saturday ; 1) , dally except Jlou day. Tlio CallKrapli In rapidly clfsiilncln ? thn pon. Hanson lion- you may you cannot iillord to ilo wlllioiit It. No ether labor H.ivlntr Invuntjon has HO Joia- onod ilrml ory or hraln ami hand , or envuJ ( .noli a lawo iiurcontaxo of dear lalior. riffiiiotliat Ittiirnaoir lint twlou as inuoli work Ina ifivi'n tlmo as iloostbu pun ( It onslly docn tlnro ilini'H oHmuulilmitl It M\US ! yotisov unil fioo bourn daily as nml Intniost on yotirr Invoitiiiunt. l''or clrdilaM and spoohnuiiH ai > - ply to II. n. STItll'l ! , Oiiriha , Nob. , CJunl. Apont for Nebraska aad Wo torn Iowa ItlllHON.S.dliKlunvooil'ti ( KIM ) for all Kinds o writliu ; inuulilnus , on hand. I'rlro 81 eauli. 'nOSEWATEk Yc'llRISTIE , II Rooms 12 anil 13 GraDito BlocK , pCrndu Sy toinsandfowuraifo I'lans for Cities and Towns n ppcclally , I'latiH , Krlnn.iti-'j mil gpcciliciillonn for 1'u b'lci ' ami otlirr Ilmrimtodm ; works lunilH'iod , Hiivvoya aud Jlopint mada on I'nMiu I AMiarw ItiMKWTKii. . Momlicr American POOIC- Gty ( ! ivll Iliiiiintivr1. Cllv lii ! lnuir of Omulia 1:0. : II. Ciiiiis'in : , Civil , b.oJiun. lotnUJirUsi.l tr Aal.'f > s , Dr. WARD & CO. , I.OUblANA1 , MO.