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THE OMAHA DAIfcY BEE , WEDNESDAY , JANUARY 20 , 1880. , THE DAILY BEE , OMAHA OFnrE/No.OM Axn 010 FAIIXAM 5 KEW Vonk Orncn , noou cr > , Tfiimnrc Iit'iMMKi WAMIIKOTOS Omu : , No. 613 FOURTKEXTH Si Pnt1lsl ] < tf ? reiTtnornlnirctc'ti : > t Sunday. Tli ontyMonOiiy mornltijT paper putillihcd In th Btnto. Trn s nv MAIM Ono Ycnr . , f10.W > Thm .Months . . &X fix. Month * . P.WiOno Mouth . . . . 1.0 Tnn WncKt.v tlr.i : , 1'tibllsliwl Err-ry Ti.iuip , i-osTp.un : Ono Vonr , with premium . , . . .J2.0 OneYrnr , without tnemltim . 1.2 FixMnntlin , Million * . premium. . . . . . 7 Ono Month , on trial . 1 connr. ! iosr > ESCF. ! -omrminlcntlon rolntlnff to nowB nnfl rdl torlnl ninucrft should bo mUlrojscd to tlio EDI Ton ornr. Ur.c. nusixrss i.r.TTini ? : XlllniJlnrMlMtrrflftmt rcmlttonrcs should bi nfldrcffod to Tun Hr.r Punus'tino Co rAtJT OMAHA. Draft * , chock * ntnl innlnnicojnlor to bo mmlo imyutiloto thuoi-Uerof the coupany m BEE puBWHiNGlipm , PBOPHIEIOSS , K. JtOSKWATEK. Motion. UONDAV wns not a bail day for bills it the house. Tlicro wore 6)0 ! ) introduced. Wlii'N Hoscoo Conkling said ( lint ( Jon Grunt needs no monument , ho struck ; popular chord , i.nx ViCTOitiA proposes to sit < lo\vi on the Irish National league. She inn ; strike a bunt pin. .1 i . . . , . . . . | THOSI : Humorous railroads that hav < been HO much talketl about. Mil bloom ir the spring along \yitli the Mowers. Tim average Nebraska beav'ev is kickin f himself tq ( loath for neglecting lo lay fn r full winter's ' supply of'provisions. Yusrr.itiJAY was Dakota ilay in thc-sOn nfo. Senator Harrison's voice was raisut In buhalt of the land of blizzards. Mis. RditANxAx' * ) case slill hangs lire If it H'siills as other murder cases so fro qucn'tly ilo , tfmt in about nil the liangin * there will be to H. T , Ci.Kvir.AND : having.madi such a brillituit.succilssof his/cabinet'din nor , now propofes to giv'o tho" diplomatic corps a1 square meal. Tin : bombnrdment of Snrvoyor-Gener ' al Gardner from the 'Jfcntld office con .tinucs. Its efTe.ct upon ( iafdnor will bo nt riioco damaging than volleys from t Quaker gun. , A nii.it has been introduced * , in.UK house for the admission of Montana' as n Btuto. She. is preparing to slide in on tin Dakota' bli/icard. . Thcro. is , however , riot go in'ul'hblowing about. Montana' : claims. I * FIIILAII'IM : > IIIA may ; bo considered bj < r ° some people as a slow-going city . .lint" she r erected " fiU37 buildings .during tho' jcai 1 188 , " ) . This was'2,500 , more than an * , . other citj * in the comitry. There Is nothing slow abbut ( hose .figures. 'k MRSPKANK LKSUC c6mes.lo Hip de fenso of Joaquin Miller. _ She says tlial the poet of , tho.SiorraS has froquo.ntly for warded checks lo Ins clatfglitor'althougl she married -worthless dude , tlio son ol Stcehj Mnokayo , against' his wishes .anil advice. . . * ' . SENATOR CCJLLOM'S inter-state com- nidreo bill , with its slmm railroad regula tion-through a railroad company's cohV mission , does not. scorn to disturb the railway kings in the least. They know that the commission will novor' disturb their method of charging all that-the trafl'io will bear. . . * A"voi'Krt lawyer , who"retired before he had any prat-lice.InW delivered a poiulor- ' ous opinion to Iho'-clTect that oi'lr protest against packing grand juries with irres ponsible , men ami' professional jurors 8 .was indecent and , untimely , and could o not bo ontortajned by the court. Wq respectfully - . poctfully rofo.r. this' eminent barrister 'to ' o Jtulgo Wakoiy. ' _ Tin : Ahiorican merchant marine outs n ; * mall ilguro in Iho commerce of the ' ffoi'ld.Of the import1 of mercjiundibo Brought lothis ; pou'utry \ > 'y steam * and sail o vessel ? for Iho llist'ojo.von months of the o , ycar -HOJjG3 ( ! ! , ! ) wuro brought'.in . IVmcrican vcst-ols , untl ! * 105,22lliJ in ° s ° foreign vesipls. Of domestic mcreliun- ! . diso expert dfor 1883 , nptto'Novouiboi 80 , JOri rOO. ' werfl curried In our .own vessels , and $517,855,001 in vessels ol other countries. Tun fctniomont of the Omaha postollico for the bix months tmdliig' Doeembor ; il presents f > oino interesting facts and fig ures , The increase in business during this period over tlio corresponding siv months of 1881 is $10,3)5 ! , or 23 0-lOths per cont. This is tlio largest pnrcnntago of increase of ony postofllco in tha United SUitos. St , Paul comes nu.vt witli an in- oroaso of 18 5-lOths per cent , and Kansas City follows with 17 8-10th.s per cont. The statement IH another evidence of the growth of Omaha. ONI : of the llrst things that air. 0. M. Natttiifjer , the nowly-olectcd secretary of the board of trade , xhould do is to im press tlio city council with tlio import ance of immediately passing a building inspection ordinance , covering tlio on * tire tilty. and providing for the issuing of building permits , The record of build- in ITS , obtained in this way , would save Mr. Naltiuger a great deal of labor in colluding btatihtlos at tliu end of the year. Such u record would bo reliable and ot great value to the city in ninny ways. KASMU.S 11 , ANUKUSON , of Wis consin , the minister resident to Denmark , is credited with having madoa bad break In ctiquotto nt the royal reception , When he was conducted into tliu audioncu room of the queen , uftnr "bping received by ( ho king , he bhook hands with Iho old ludy ns cordially as ho would have done with nny lady of his acquaintance whom lie had known from childhood , Thai was not all. Taking u chair a soft cushioned chtiir ho sat down for n familiar chat with her eminent liglmo- ! > : regarding her health , und the health ol bur children , and other everyday mat- , tors. In all probability ho orossod bis t legs , und looked around for a tpittoon , All tills is not astonishing to the rollick- lagfreo ami easy American whoso ways I'rotAnderson , although of Danish bhth , MHHU3 to have fully acquired , but it was \Ntolutoly \ shocking to the royal ntten < tftiiteund the relined American colony in gem. Prof. Anderson should taken a few lessons in etiquette > rolnrnud to his nutlvo land. Omnlia ns n Flnnnclnt Center. The fact that Omnlia rose to the thir teenth place in the list of thirty-one clearing house cities last week has at tracted a great deal of attention , not only among our business men , but nuionp the lead'np cities of the country. That flic outranks Mich cities as Milwaukee , Cleveland , Detroit , Minneapolis , Gahcs- ton and Memphis as a financial center ntustccitainlv bo taken as convincing evidence of licr business growth anil prosperity. That she has more than doubled her bank clearances in a single year Knows that she is booming right along. No other city shows anywhere near Midi an increase. In this connection it is proper to say that Omaha has reason to feel proud ol her financial institutions , which to-day rank among the most solid banks of the country. Keeping pace with the growth and demands of Omaha's business they have from time to tJmo increased their capital , until now llio aggregate capital among the six national and four private banks of Omaha foots tup $3,100,000. The First National bank .ast j-ear was authorized by act of congress to increase Its capital lo $2,000,000. The fact that wo shall have two banks with a capital of $2,000,000 , cacli speaks volumes for the city's prosperity , and its solidity as a financial center. A Drummer's Victory. In many of the states and in gomo of the territories a special tax is imposed npon commercial salesmen representing jobbers and manufacturers in other states. Adecision just rendered by'tho , supreme couit of the United Stales Occlarcs.all such licenses illegal because tlcj ) rcs.trajn fr.ce commerce between the .states. Thq case 'iipdn which this important decision wasrendered is that of Samuel Walling against' the statp of Michigan' . In June , l'883.Wallig was prosecuted in , Michi gan under the dtato. law imposing a tux on pMpons engaged in the business' 'of .selling liquor in that stale , to bo shipped from any other stale. Ilo was a drummer for a Chicago-lirm and was convicted of belling -liquor at''wholesale with out ' .license. und bbliciting and taking orders . for its sale' without license. Jfo'wasimprisonnd in default of the payment of a line. The cass was carried to the supreme court of Miclii- which-- him. The gan , whichdecided against fiupronio court of tlio. United Slates held that a discriminating- imposed by a state , operating to . the disadvantage of tlto products of other elates , is.a . r egula- lion or restraint of commerce'among tlio stales and a such is a usurpation of the power conferredby the constitution. The' judgment of the supreme court of Michi gan was'reverse } ! and remanded , with in structions to take'such * further proceed ings as may not bo inconsistent wjtli Ihis opinion. . Whether Ihis decision would abrige or deny the right of. any- state to requite traveling salesmen , representing browi cries and liquor , houses , to take out a liconso.fpr the sale of litjuor which -is re quired by local jobbers is .by.no means settled. In the Michigan Case there was 'discrimination against' dealers , "from othiSr states bp.a special ' tax not-imposed .upon thoMiehig m'salc'smcH and dealers. The supreme conrt of'tho United .Sta'tcs simply declared that no state has a right to hamper interstate commerce by dis- criniinating.legislation. This would im ply that a- tax imposed alike upon homo and foreign dealers'wbnld not bo" illegal. In Nebrask'a , for instance , where , .the jobbers .In liquqr arc required to talio out a' license there could' boho just charge of discrimination if the same license should 1)0 required 'of foreign dealers. Under our.present liigli license law , however-'it might bo dilllcult , if not impossible , for a foreign dealer to' comply wjth the prpv i sions regarding , the. issuance of a license. J iterally construed tho' law only applies- tq loca.1 jobbbrs and retailors. The next legislature should amend the law -o as to place all wholesale liquor dealers on the samefooting. . . , Tliu'JlunlncSH situation. The recent snow stonns and . 'eojd weather , covering almost the entire country , have luld "tho ofl'oot of greatly impeding , trade * movements. , The pro duce shilmionls from interior points und the distribution of niiinufuctured goods from eastern .centers have boon curtailed by tlio diflleulties of transportation con sequent upon snow blockades. The halt ing condition of business is a natural outcome of the bovoro weather and o\- oites no uneasiness as to tlio future. The situation in most bronchos of tradu and industry is gradually improving , and there ia a general fooling of conlidouco in the prospects for a good spring trade. Biisincs.- , failures continue exceptionally numerous in the southern , western and Pacific states , whioh contribute more than two-thirds of tlio total of ! W3 fail ures reported last week from the United States and Canada. No special activity has been do vclopcd in textile fabrics. Exports of cotton have fallen off , but there lias been a fair de mand from homo spinners , nnd'tho mark ets generally have advanced 1-10 to & of a cent a pound on account of the smaller receipts from tlio houth. Wool is hold with a great deal of conlidouco in all markets. Demand is moderate , but gives promise of early Improvement , as tlio goods trade shows increasing activity , and manufacturers as a rule are carrying moderate stocks. Print cloths have ad * vanccd 1-10 of a cent per yard , under a good demand and reduced stocks at the manufacturing centres , and 2J to 5 per cent advance has boon obtained on somn makes of low-grade cotton shirtings and cottonades , The general dry goods trade shows ah much activity as oaii bo reason ably expected under existing weather conditions , and the market as a whole is in good bhapc. The anthracite conl trade situation is dull and unsatisfactory. Tle ; iron murkel has been u little less nciivo , but the prospects of the trade in most depiiiiiuonU are encouraging , Val ues are well maintained and tlioro is no indication of weakness In any quarter except on nails , which are comparatively dull and weak in anticipation of a re sumption of work by the idle factories in the west. IXtensivo realisations by the long in terests in the whpat market have caused a general decline in prices. Tlio Chicago market at tha eloso of lust week was 3J cents per bushel lower , and seaboard quotations I to 1) ) cmiU per bushel lower than at the close of the previous week. Considering the general laek of confi dence among bpoculativo operators , and the large amount of long wliout that has beun thrown op. the market , thodooliuo It not so great ad was to have been expect ed ; but the temper of speculation is slill bearish , and ( lie legitimate trade outlook gives liltlc encouragement to holder * . The domestic visible supply , according to the Philadelphia llforil , from which we quote , has decreased nearly 700,000 bush els , but the falling off is attributable to the Pwvcro weather , and is more than off set by an increase of 880,000 bushels in the supply of wheat and Hour In transit from all parts of the world to Uro.il Hrit- ain and the continent , K\portsof wheat have been a little moro liberal from New York , bul from other i orh have contin ued very small , and there is little promise of improvement in the general demand , as foreign wheats are slill underselling Iho Amer ican grain in Iho markets of Kuropo. Corn has been less active on now orders foi export , but tlio requirements of out standing contracts are so largo that ro cclpLs are promptly absorbed , and Ihcrc is still a he.ivy short inlcrest among ship pers at Baltimore. The euow blockade checked receipts nt all points , and tlio smaller Interior niovcinont ami continued largo exports have combined to decrease tlio visible Mipply. Hog products have been only moderately active , but have ruled strong , with leading staples show ing a slight advance in consequence of tlio lighter run of receipts at the packing centres. Dilmly'H New Departure ; . Tlio ovder of Jyduo Dundy , of llio United States district court , directing Marshal Uicrbqwer to convoy the jury in the Clarkc-Lcijrhton insuranc.c case .by Special car to Lincoln , is a new departure in political procedure. Thcro is not only no precedent for transporting a jury from ono city to another because they cannot agreo.'but there is no authority in law for 'it. The court has no right to tioerco a , jury into a verdict in any such unheard-of manner , niid it certainly lias no right to Impose payment of railroad fares upon cither party to a ciyil suit. The aetion of Judge Dundy in this'case * is ns arbitrary as Unit of a kingIt reminds os forcibly of the or deals lo which men were subjected dur ing tho.iuiddlo ages in order to compel them to confess'- themselves guilty of criminal conduct or of heresyIn those good old days the Judges used lliunib- screws , Iho rack , and other convincing .arguments in drawing out testimony , and quite frequently the guilt or innd- cenco of a person was" determined by his or licr ability' to withstand torture. There'was no.need of juricsin.tlio.se. days , and hence lie annoyance from stub born juror * ] who refuse t'o agree to a ver dict against their.personal convictions' Underour enlightened eiviliztUon.all coercive methods for dealing out justice have boon abandoned. The only''legiti- ' unite measure ; v judge is entitled to. em- ' poy ] jir bringing jtu ies to. air agreement is to keep them together' for a reasonable length ojttime. . When a 'jury has been out three 'days without coining to .an agreement , * as in this instance , the rational conclusion is that they will never agree. * To subject * juror to pains' , penalties , and unreasonable' ' d.ekmtion . is not "onlybai'Duious , but an .unwarranted . interference wi'tli'tho'right 'and duty of each juror t'o give a vcr'dict according to his conscientious convic tions. The actioii of Judge Dundy in en- delivering -to' force ' agreement by transporting * the jury from- Omaha 'to ' Lincoln will jit best result " .n the 'setti.ng aside of their VerdieV-by a higher court , if a vcrdi'ct'is rendered. Either party to. , the suit feeling dlssatislied will hnyo good grounds for demanding a new trial , and. they would doubtless got it. ' TliN , however , does not concern the public..It is tlio violation , of the right of conscience and'perSonill libertywhjch | liia.kes tlio 'now departure so objection able and oiuti ive.to tlio popular mind.p * A CIIKAT deal Of fuss , lias been , made over the .Kcily incident , but tlio Jonas episode h'as boon nlm'o-,1 forgotten ; al though it was of as much . .importance Iho .Kcil.y affair. It will , be 'remembered tkat Austria , .npt-pnlj * rejected Kcily as United Stales minister , but &lie throw overboard Mr. Charles Jona * $ , the Wis consin Bohemian who ivtis appointed United States consul at Prague. The ground fpr the huniilittting rejection of Mri Jonah was that ho had denounced the Austrian government in public , both orally and thrbugh newspapers , while ; ho was a young man /many years ago fu Prague. There has been tin evident effort to have this matter quietly drop out of night of tlio public , but the adminibtra- tion having been recently remind ed that the case demands consid eration , attempts are now being made to explain away tlio matter. The administration tries to show that Mr. Jonas was not received simply boeaiibo Ills predecessor managed to arouse the jealousies of the ( ionnan element in Hohemia against him as a partisan of the Czeehs. This , to say the least , is a very lame excuse. The fact remains that Mr. Jonas was not very ac- ceutablo to the people among whom ho was expected to represent the United Stales , and Iho state department admit * that ono reason why ho was rejected was the fear of Austria that his presence in Prague as United States consul would encourage tha secret hymputhi/.ersof Jhissla among ( lie C/echs , Altogether Mr. Jonas must bo considered one more proof of Hayard'f. capacity for blundering , iin thcfco objections , if they can bo called Midi , were known when Mr. Jonas was appointed. SixiuiTAitr LAsrAit's recent telephone opinion leads a prominent Washington lawyer to predict that there will bo no telephone monopoly two years lionco , be cause the Bell patent cannot hold waler before the courts. In that event tlio American Bell stock will have no moro use for water , as the bottom will drop out of it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ TUB editor of tno Fargo ( Dak. ) Argut elalins to have published 2,000 letters from women and thereby fouud a hus band for each of them , Ilo says ho can accommodate 10,000 more in the same manner on ninety days' notice , This ex plains tlio rapid increase in Dakota's population , THK Philadelphia Itecordt > uyi > thai there is no better way to spoil a newspaper than to make a postmaster of ita editor , Nearly all the democratic editors of Ne braska are spoiling to spoil their news papers in that way. It is the spoils that they are after. The Clinriry Hall. Tlio olmrlty ball sjiouid bo hi pile n sue- cess in every roapec-d nud the prospect' are that it will be. Tin * object is certainly - ly a worthy one and'thtj plan of raisin ; ; much-needed funds by an entertainment that will bo a greill1 httclul event and a pleasure to all whoparljcipalo is ono that commends itself t < > everybody. At the same time it will criabto tlio committee to raise a much lar - t1inm than If a , sub scription paper were * circulated 'and everybody were calledifjron to contribute in proportion to Ids means. The tickets to the ball are plaecd at Iho dollars each , and Ihis sum can easily bo spared by thousands of people who will not misa it. The charity ball mils everybody on an equality in the mailer of contribu ting to the assislanco of Iho needy poor , and at the same time all will get "Ihoii money's worth , " which is a considera tion not to bo overlooked. As we have said before it is easier to collect live dollars lars each from a largo number of people than it is to secure largo sums from a small number of persons. Tlio members of the managing committen of the pro posed ball are now engaged in the sale of tickets , the object being to collect the casli at once so that it can bo disbursed among the needy immediately. It Is proposed tote to get together about $3,000 as against if 2,800 last year. The intention is to give the ball in the latter' part of February , und to nuiko it the , grandest social affair that Jias ever taken place west of Chica go. This is an enterprise that should meet "with the liuor of everybody , and ( ho committee sltould have no .difficulty In soiling t.ickets lo tlio amount of $5,000. Tin : Bohemian oat's swindlers arc car rying on their opfcralions on ti cry-ex tensive scale luhong the farmers p'f Ohio , Pennsylvania , Michigan undother. . eo.sl- 'cm and middle states. It estimated that the ftlrmer-jof Ohio have been robbed of. at least * a inilliu.ii dollars by this scheme , am } yet they continue to bite tit the alluring baits thrown out by the smo6th-tonguod agonist The plan upon which tlio s.wlndlers operate wjus de scribed in the Br.i : of a recent Kb.ue. The f armors'of Nebraska mid'Iowa have Urns' been given lair waruing to look out for thcso sharps , who will no doubt .soon nuiko their appearance wtest'of the Miss issippi. ' TiiEitr. has been an epidemic of bur glary in Boston for- some time pajt. * A number of. storo- . have been robbed and the manner of the crimes indicate that a regularly organi/.cil.band of bitrglais was at work. This onlv goes to show that the most efficient police1 ; , cannot prevent epidemics of burglaryjnilargo cities , llu'd this epidemic broken o\ft \ 'in Omaha the Boston papers would hayo ascribed it to the natural tendency'ofi the wild West to harbor outlaws and 'countenance lawless ness. The fact is thjt b'urglarjes in west ern cities are mainly tlic ) work of eastern ' ' 3 professionals. . A MU'XIC'AXeditor iij ? to bo sliot for libel. If such' a. punishment were in- ilictedin this' comitry there wouldn't-bo ' quite" many men' 1 > I think t'h'ey cnu run a newspaper aJittiotbetter than , any body eKe : . . . ' ! ' " . . * * * * * * * * * * * * f * * EDITOR STEAD oncamoro bvpathes "tlio air'of freedom. . ITho nbxt time ho. venti lates thcdminorid atmpsplicro" of London he will probably ilo it at njuucli'lorigcr range. _ bt Moody loves horses' and dilves In a ] > ell-mell style. . ' Mr. Gladstone. would like Mr. .T. L. Sullivan to come over and smash * the co\ern input. Editor JJurr.of .Hartford , Is the oldest editor In the state. Burr 'must bo a cliestnut. Uepfgb liansroft at ciphty-livo..docs almost as iniicliorlceach day us ho dl'd at thlity- ' live. live.AVhen * AVhen ChauncoyDepe\v was counsel for Hie yniidc.ibllt railroads bo got 5SOC)8"a ( ) year. * . ' ' - . . _ . . Loul * Kossuth Isln fallliiR ( ical.t'h. ' ' . Ho has , iuhed ; at Sorianto , where lie' will pass the wj ntcr. . . . Sirs. . Frank Unfjor , thobilijlit- Journalist of the Pact tic coasts . ill Hpcnt * . the winterin in Now Yoik" . . . . Ceo. ! Horace K. Poiter , ucreat'afterdinner ( nit , Is now accused ot roiipatlnij stale jokei > on convivial occasions. Clara Shortildgo Foil/ , the "tfolilen- tongucd lady lawyer or tlio P.icillc const , " takes no stock in temnlo Milti-agc. Miss Mut free- the novelist. Is sntd to bu In love with a falx-foot Tennessee mountaineer who Is fond of bacon and liomlny. Mine Patti dined with Queen Victoria the other day. Of course she hail a loyal good time , and It did not cost her a note. Lieut. Slniuin Is the commander of the revenue btc.itner Hamilton. There Is always a door open fur the Slumms somcn here. Miss 01 wlnnd Is very much liked In Wash ington , Her comcrsatlon Is considered a little too deej ) for the butterflies of society. Hiram C. Ilotchklss of "tVnyno county , N , Y , , Is the peppermint king of the world. Ho handles $2.rX,000 ) worth ol tlm stuff u year. "Tlio moro I know of mon , " says Madame de Stnel , "tho more I mliulre dogs. " Hho had run ngi'.lnst some mad-dog cranks , evidently , Mrs. fallible , the wife of the speaker of. the house , has resumed her Wednesday recep tions at tno lllggb house. She li very popular. The wife of Chief .Iii'btlco ' Walto 1ms r.Imo-'t entholy iccou-ied her hcnlh and Is now Rblu to discharge many of , ( \ \ $ Boclal obligations nt Washington. , , f Mia. Gi-n. Logan is ntorohnd mura pleased with her homo on Coumtyla | Iloinhts at the cupltul , auildevliues thfit U ( uxiibliios nil the udvfiiitiiKes of city uiidnjouillry life. Adolpli Siilro , the i illlnfialro with sclen- tlfia holihlo.s Is building a flba-ancmono ariua- rlum utSan FrancIscoJt lUiuust l > o a hobby with him , for lie certainly * , ouimot see uuy money in It. Mis. Fanny Vlllaid , tylA ) of Henry Vlllard , declined icceiitly to piny tlio part of an English biumaid ut | j Uncy fair In Berlin , although requested to lq so by the crown princess of ( ioimany , It Is just as well to avoid uiicompHmentmy references to the mar rl ago of Sarah Allhcu Hill. The gentleman -Aho has the distin guished honor to bo the limband ot this ac complished lady has killed his man. ficii. Sheridan , presiding at Army of the Cuiiiheiland reunion , \ \ lllvluld a gas el imulo of wood from Chickumaugalth a liaiulle fiom Mission HIJgc. A rltlu bullet U Imbedded la the head. It was presented to him by Qen. J. I ) , Wilder , of Chattanooga. "Diamond Joo" IteynoldH Is one of the mil- lloualie curiosities of Chicago. Ho invari ably near * a plain gray uult without an overcoat - coat , ft hat several beasoiia behind , pninella Kaltcre tlmt huve been out ot btylo for yeats , unu always has iu his sldrt-frout a first-water Jlamoiul as large as a ftlburt and as bright as lie owua more tralu elevators than tiny mnn in Hie country nud Mdps more Brain than any two men on the Chlcftgo boftitloftrailc. A. tliti-cnu oritlpc Stnte.sinon. A Washington pai > or puhlKhos wooden portraits of the members ot the agricultural department , and they all look as If they lisul fjonc'to seed. AnyJimv K Doesn't I'ny. The world iuo\es. It jnobably finds It chenpei to move tlinu to pay rent. llrcnils tlic Klrc. Sultan lifaitttr. The t ll sycamore of the Wnbash Mill not tackle Senator Vnu Wyck soon again. The burnt child dicads Hie lire. Torn Sl't'W of ncspcotablllly. C/hi / ( malt Cornmt'rlnJ. The name of ihooldscnntor ( Tliurnmii ) Is used to make a show of icsiicctablllty nt the close of afumpalgn of. disgrace. Heirlooms 1'or Posterity. Huffalo Cnwttr. Senator Kvaits' silver views ami the man who struck Hilly PAtloisou are still kccplnj ; company \ \ Ith the Juiilus problem , the Good Old "Way. Vhtltulelplita PJYJH. The expcrlonco ot the past foity-olght hours teaches Hint it is better to have winter on the old-fashioned installment phlu than all nt once. _ _ _ A Plight or the Atnoi-lcnn 'Caglc. trt7ifii/Toti ( Star. "A newspaper coirc.sioiidcnt ] recently poked f tin at'a \ \ esteru cMiijre-.smaii for n'"sp ead- enttlo" bmst of elonuenceand' thwi fomul out that tlio passage was ft quotation fiom Macailny. ( _ _ . - ' No For SliowH TJiorc. Clitcaafi Trttmn.e. ' In ] Jeillu all public pciturmaueesofUalned bears and other wild animals ro mohlblteil. Such an oidlimnco htlople'd-heio w oulil * close up the common council. The ItcnHoii AVhy. , The leasons-nro now plain why Congress man Lalnl , Is so strongly opposed to Laud pommissIonerSndiks. That olllclal IsJ said lo have cmicellcd .Jhumly's land .entries on Stinking Water cieelc. Most any common Swindler will kick when compelled to dis gorge his Ill-gotten gains , ! He Deserves Credit. . Speaker Cailislo deseryes cieult fora some what unusual feat. In constituting tlio chin * . iiiltteo oh coinage he had in mliul the famil iar lllustiation of the dog and .Its tall , and tqok particular pains to make the .tall long enough and strong enough ( o wag the dog. . ' -The Dcnth Ycli in Kentucky , Coin iciJuiu mi/ / . When n gicat ruler dies in Europe i some ono calls In his car three times. Once Is enough In Kentucky. A friend stejis reverently to the couch of the deceased an J whispers ( not ncecsbaillylond ) : "Let's take n.di ink. " If he makes no reply ho Is dead beyond nei ad venture , and the funeral Is proceeded with. Ohio ft Bywoi-il. ' ' . . /n7ilii0f ! i Cor. Clnetnnatl-Commcietaf , > \Vhcri. \ tlic-inoitified Ohio'mnn tries to tell wlmtalnigeclass'of woithy and respectable citizens ho icprusents , ho isgieete'd with In- cicduloi'is laughter. One of them said to- day.thattlieieputatlonof tlio state had be- com'o such a by woid ho was actually atrAld to get up on the floor and plead Its wants , knoYviug lie would geTn fling ho could 'not icply lo with dignity. ' * * . A-Qucstiori in Nnturnl History. ffcm Yoik Ttlctniini. . "Pa , does tlio sa sae cnmc ovit of lils hole on Candjcmos Day and look around for Its " shadow , "so as to make an early spring' ' Ma says It does. " "What aio you thinking about ? " says the pap.v to. the llttlo boy."It is the ground -IIOK that comcs'out of Its hole , not the sausage. " "Well , 'ain't saugage gtound hog'1 . _ A SI - - to'ljct . -Temptation Them Go. ' : ' Kcw Yuih lni\tpenilt.nl. \ ' I'lioso .whoso eyes are "nice -discover typographical cnprs lm\o no conception of the mistakes jvhlcliHid paiustaklngjiroof- reader eou'ects before they leach thd'piess. Among the examples of last week'we noticed that on th'e ' .llrst pioof ' . 'them asses" wns' changed to "the masses , " ami "Intercessory jim jams" tb-"iuteicc.ssory juayers. " * . * A Ijifjel.da . Our Cmvboya. * . Cliicavt > lle > > ild : Gencial Slieildan's .objection th < 3 Ne braska pioject of enlisting- 'icgtmcnt of co\\bo.Vs to ficht tlio Apachcb Is that tlio boys fight. well when they aio drunlc and doifot fight nt all unlchs th'oy"are ilitinlc , which everybody will adin.lt win hi he n serious drawback In a countiy rwheic tliero'.aie.not tllsljllerles enonuli to supply the Indians. Great Caesar ! Think of it. . Firm/nit Herald. Mhislinl Cummlngs says ho will resign about Apiil 13th , 18S7 , and If Mayor Boyd wants to get him out sooner ho must prefer chaigcs against him and prove them. Mr. Boyd has bald that "one or the other of us must resign. " There would still bo left In the elty government those eminent reform ers , Pat Ford , Helnn and Lecder. Great CVsar ! thinlc of It. "The IJOIJK ami Short or It. Chlfagn ffeics. Congiessmnu Reagan Is mistaken when ho says that the republican party wns turned out ot power because It had abandoned the people on such questions as the tailfT , Inter state commuicu and the culnago of bllver. There Is no use In beating about the bush. The. i ft publican paity was tinned out of po'w- cr because It nominated the wionif man. That is the long and the short of It. I'j'otoetlnu Their Own Interests. St. Louts Keiiulllcun , The assciHoii Is made In ono of the city pa pers by \yater-eas stockholder , that U Is foolish to expert Its capitalists who make n business Investment in a business way to go Into politics further than to protect their own Interests. Tlioso bamo capitalists occasion ally buy a state legislature and elect a United States senator , but no one supposes that they io further Into politics In doing M > "than to protect thfllr own Intercsus , " The .statement of the poiltlon they occupy towards society Is lucid , and , on the whole , < jute ! coricct , Sunn UN u lint ; In u Hod. Itotou Courier. Behind a prancing span they go. Theirheaits will happiness aglow Although thelrearMps tingle ; The air Is crisp nh < l bright tlio day , And blithely , muirlly the sleigh- Belli jingle. Along the winding road they filclin , The maiden slta ilghti'lo'-aio him , In fact could nut Hit snugger : A girl oflt , nud sen ; > ( i siiu IN bho ililve.s and leaves him both arm free To ling her. Four irrigation canals' are" now in course of construction in the ( ! ila valley , below tlm junction of Salt river , and when completed will provldt ) the means of cultivating an extent of country capable of biip | > ortin "iO.OOO poojilo. Another bchonie for tupping the Buljtcrrnnean waters of the .Sautti Crnu river , between t'uba Grande and Tucson , will border the route of the Southern I'aeillo from Yunm to Tucson with productive country instead of a waste. STA.TJT1 AM ) Nobraakn JottlnRp. Lewis Talnui'H' , of Ulysses , Insl 0X ( slioop In tlio latostorms Norfolk boasts of a population of 1,1)10 ) an Increase 01 1,429 In five years. The nxpensci of Oas eounly for Ihr present year are llgurod at ? 70'a3 by tlio eoniinis'ioncrs. The youiiK town of Cnmbridce , Kurnns counl.y , expended 18 , ,005 in mtllding iin- nrovcments last yeAv. Norfolk is already in the Hold for thn nevt (5. A , U. reunion , and has raised a guarantee of $0,00'J ' for that purpose. Work has begun on the approaches ol the big bridge which will pan the river at Ueptiblienn City. It will cost $7,000. Mr. John Valest , of Snllno county , the cheerful father of triplet * , all tvllvo and squealing , assures the public that none ol them got away. A capitalist named Uulter Is ncgotial- iiiR to slnrt a canning factory at Lxotcr , A local bonus is the mainspring of his benevolent enterprise. A specimen of the ancient spinning wheel , in good repair and in constant use. has been discovered in the household of a farmer in 1'ioroo coitntj. The temporary headquarters of the construction force of tlio Klkhorn Valley road are belli" : built at Fremont. These structures will be four in number , built of wood. The right of way for the l-'lknorn Val ley road through Fremont will eost $ . ' 0,000. The pi ice is said to bo very roa- bonnble , and will doubtless be aeceptibe : ) to the olllcers of the road. Casper Johnson of Polk county llllcd his canteen with \\hlskyaiidtaekled Dakota's latp contrlbutioif of arctic pro ducts. The struggle was brief and fur nished a subject for the corauov. ' An O'Neill bride of Uiroo months i"s about Jo sue for u divorce because her .loving mate insisted on f-andpanoring her heels. .This is the lirst instance on roijord Vvhore a faspliu ? heel Ihrc'afeubd the hocial peace of a eomiuuiilty. A man at Hartington 'lai'ried too long in a .saloon and his loam became tired of waiting for him and started for homo on their own motion. They were fouud in a .creek three mile's from' town both dead , arid the wagon was a-complolo wreok. Returns of losses of stock In the late storms am beginning to como in. Frank StoUll'er of North iJoml , lost UO head of cattle , jinil nt Gilmorc , Iho big feeding ranch , CO mares were fio/.cn to death. In the southwestern tier of counties 17 head of ealtlojind 1C5 hogs perished. ' The Uiuo Valley Blade , .of Wilbijr , ' an- noithccs that a man named 0. K Small , recently living there , is a married iian. There would bo nothing Miiull or unusual in that wero" it not lliat C. F. had an nounced the death of his wife , whiln MIC is alive and enjoying good health in St. Louie. Small is said to bo camping in Omaha. . . * The bodv of a "cra/.y Englishman was found frozen slill' in n sod shanty near North 'L'latto last Sunday. It was sur rounded by some fifteen or. tweuydogs | of : ll sixes and breed" , sovcral of 'which wore vo tierce that the coroner was com pelled to shoofthom before ho could get ' near the body. One ve'ry largo and Hue black dog laid close to his master's head , andrcfu&mg to allow any one to inter fere'with the ' boi'lv1 , was Inroad by the coroner and led oil -a captive. > The lied Cloud Chief came * oui last week with a'pictorial swell head , envel oped in a 1'og of printer's ink. A blood thirsty Apache , with a Winchester of the latest naltern , crouches on a lr > g in the foreground , on the lookout for delin quent subscribers , while a dilapidated tepee leans painfully against ti telegraph polo , sitggostht'x that ho who out orb Jioro' leaves a dollar and a half behind. A fi'ost-bitton immigrant , bound for the great , beyond , trudges' nflei1 a prairie schoonci\ apparently thankful that Ids' scalp is in the proper place. A few' mountain peaks , a river and .a railroad traiMc , unartiMic con fusion , somewhat softens fha ferocious , bcini-nuilc bavugery of the roman nosed frontispiece. It is hoped the charitahlc people of-lied Cloud will invite the Ipne- somo.Lo. to ctimo.in out of the cold. ' Jo\vn Items. . . " The best liny bring ? $11 a ton In Hup- linffton. Cedar llupids claims to pack more pork than Cincinnati. * ' ' ' . . . Blackleg prevailsiimong young slock in.'Clarke-county. ; . " ' : , ' A round up of Oskaloosa'.s aristocracy at a eharitv ball , netted $140'for the poor and uakiiu. Speaker Head ot llic"lovv a housiiof. representatives , ia a c'ousiji of Governqr' Foraker of Ohio. The water-gas monopoly of Philadel phia has 'purchased the liurllngton gas works for $1200.000 , The meters will now llyiindjiills pile up.- . Siq'nv'City is again dismissing tlie''qnes- tlon , of.brii.lglng tlio Missouri. The sub ject tesp well rooted and watered that it hjooins every hpring. The board of supervisors of Warren jounty refuse to grant permits to' drug- jisls to soil into.Mcatlug liquor.s'for medi cinal and mechanical purposes. Conrad Dandier , of Sheldon , is soon to 3omo into possession of about $7,000 Jirough the good fortune and honesty of in old friend who failed "somo years ago .caving him.in the lurch as an indoriicr. Martin Coonan , one of the oldest settlers in Palo Alto county , dropped lown in a stupor and died almost In stantly Thursday night at his homo near [ "mmolsburg. Air. Coonan came lo Palo Mto county as a pioneer nearly thiily fears rtgo. During ono of the coldest days last ivctik tit Montrose , Leo county , Fred rasper made a hot with Frank Harsh hat ho could walk a longer time out of loons in Ills bare feet than Harsh could , loth men were out forty minutes , when Slar.sh gave it up. It is probable that ho villloMj both feel. The IS.njur old daughter of C. U. vinnilo , of Decorah , was burned to doatli ast Wednesday. How it happened is tot known , The mother left Iho girl in ho IIOHKO while she visited a neighbor. iVhun fiho returned honfo she found the nrl lying dead on tlio Hour , the lle.sh on ho upper part of the body burned to a risp , UAndrow Boll , son of a Burlington vliolu-ialo grocer of wealth and nigh loeial position , u graduate of Scotland iollego , and a fast young man , if. in jail in tno charge nf bediiclng Aliss Alleo s'luidian , the daughter of a former dry ; ood-j merchant of Burlington , His ather refused to furnish bond for his re- eabo , _ _ _ _ _ Wyoming. There is a mammoth opening forafin.t- ihiss hotel in Laramio. It is estimnfed that there are now 1,100 , * (00 ( eattlo in Wyoming. * Tlio domocratio aldermanlo ticket -wept - every ward inChoyonne last wisck. Simdiincu , the county seat of Crook 'ounty , improved $100,000 wortii Inbt ear. There have been S.-IOO townships sur- eyed in the turrilnry , This incuiih an iron of 53,200,000 acres. An ImmciiM ) meteor , like a great bull > f flrq with n tail like a coniot , buried Uolf in the ground near Liir.nnlo City ho other morning. Jt will bo dug up , Another grlovous tut.so of diserlmma ion is charged up li > tlu < Union I'aoilio it Clmycniio. The nnwnltim Jaw which ills the pookfls of th'i lawmakers with inhbi'S was observed by tin * company , und ill members tif the territorial ; ih eiiihly _ ml ono rccc-ived their ] iiiBA | < ( irtM. 'J'lns infortiiimtuiupronuiitaliVi'Ol Sweotwaler ouuiy was omittd from the list bccauuo ho vartlcipalcd in the Rook Springs riots. The Alma mine explosion was a tro mentions upheaval of conllncd gases. Its forcewns so grcal thai every building and object near tlio mouth of the mine were leveled Cnrs , coal , rook , timbers , machinery nud humanIming * xvorn hurled awaj lit mld-nir and llieir fragment ? scattered over ninny nere.s of ground. The column of tire reached to Hoar river on the west , a dlManco of one nud ono- half miles , covering the ground as far north as the No. o mine , a mile distant , blnck with debris , and looking vorj much Ilk the old burnt district of the great Chicago lire. Dakota , llapid City proposes to invest $15,000 in a.jail. The commissioners of Faulk ha\o decided to grant no liquor licenses this year , Knstcrn lonn companies have ordered their Grand Forks ngents to make all future mortgages payable in gold. Several of the heaviest stock raisers in tlio vicinity of Ytinkton hnvo joined together anil will mnko a shipment of 500 beet cattle to the Chlcngo market. The business men of llapid City have organized a milling company , capital $011,000 : a gypMim company , capital $ , * iO- 000 , and a Mreet railway company with a capital of $100,000. Having jiit received a load of willows on ( Uihicrlption tlio editor of the Vormll- lion Kopubllenu is proparetl to.furiilsh gad * lo mothers nnd school tcnchois at prices that defy the pos-slbilllv of couipo- tillon. A Oooil ICxcttHC For Hart Te cth. /Mil / 1)t Qiifl'c. A Coinstocc ) woman a few days ago .vNited a donU l'tolinv something tlouo tj n tooth thi\L \ was glvlilg hern good deal of'troiible. After looking 111(0 ( licr mouth the Ucntiit'i'troelaiined himself horrified ' as dentists always arc on such occa sions at thb condition of tliu woman's teetl | . "Why , " cried ho , "you've let your" teeth go till they aio almost ruined' . You .sliould have had your leeth at tendril to years ago. Why didn't "you como to mo ' ' lonur airoJ" - i "AVoll " said the "I've , woman , , never had the time since Vvo-boen married. " ' . 'Whatl Never had tinuvio got yotu1 tcctJicleaned nud lilled ? " "Io : Tvo never been able to spare the time necessary to have them attended to. " "Well you'd have bettor taken time , then you'd not have had snch n bad-look ing et of teeth as you've now got. " This tipped the fcalc : ) of tno woman's good natnro the wrong way. Said she , firing ' 1111 ; "If you'd .had a baby every year for the past six years you'd have a worse-lookjng lot of teeth than I've gel I" The dcnlisf topjc a back s < 5at ; confining hinit-elf thenceforward strictly to the bus iness in hnii'd.- A StnrtlhiK DI-OHH nt tlio Opera. The New York correspondent of the Hoiton Globe pays : Ala representation of"The Queen of Shoba" by the Uurmim company at the Metropolitan oporn ' house a few . 'evenings ago , a certain woman , well known in Now York-society , created a distinct * sensation by the audacity of her costume. She wore her- dress very low in the -neck , and with simple simps across the shoulders ; nud Hits color of her waist jnaterial sho'got ns 'near a lle h lint as could bo found , so. that a little djstanco it was impossible to see any dividing lino. 'As she bat in her bov the cfleet was startling , and every oncriLulasB in the house wns levelled at her , wnilo the.men in the audicnco who * know her hastened between the hcls , as n committee of investigation , to see what , it xvnS that blio had on or had on" . The.en'ecLproiluci'ilbylier dressing was exactly What she wanted , nnd'yel she is u . .young woman , "a married woman , a mother. , and not an immodest Woman ? If u man should , neoidontallyseq Inn * with Urn waist of her dress oil , though f hi ! ' . were a lu'gh-ncokod nnderwainf , who xvould be ready t'o faint , and yet filijs would sit in her hovatthe opera looking , for all the world/as.if she was dressed'liko Kvo before Iho fall. Truly , women * are stKaugc craaturesut least this kind aro. Physical liovcloiiiiieiit. . . < Thcro is almost no limit to the physica . development and health that .may .bel gained and maintained by walking , which is done for the-purpose of oxoroi.so. Any ono ctm. find .time and spaeo in which to walk , . and ono can find con- geniHJ'comnany for such trips. A pro's- pcctix'o huhliand is not flic best company at such times , for v/ith him the walk will almost uiDX'ilJibJy dt-gojiorato into a Aiunter , further , no won'fan 'can walk freely when eUMtom or ntl'eclion compel ' her Id lean upon a uiitsciiliuo "arm. To ho beneficial , walking must 1m done in ' ilioe-s broail enough to lot -tho feet bo njacrd lirmly upon the cfronnd at every Dtop , and in clolhlugwnioli 'allow fruo | > lav lo the lun < s and jinn'M. The stoji should bo as qfitek as can bo maintained without ; causing unuomforlalilo inorea-o in the uctioii ol the heart. The pcdc.slrl- : in bfiould luvatho through Iho nosecurry , ' the head orecl nnd not bo nlraid of bo- * Doming high Ahoulderud. A silk neektici biioked \ \ iiasioboard \ \ laved the lifo of B , I' . Anderson , who ivas .shot nt Tccunisoh , Mich. , recently. Dili ball struck this obstruction and 'lanced of'through ] the shoulder. BABY HUMORS anil nil-Ill Huniorn Bpoeillly Cni-otl by Oiitlunrn. ITlOlt c-leiuiDliifr Uic ukln and scnlp ol" lililh Iv liiiiuoiri , tnr ulluylntf ItcililiiK , liuriiliifr mill nlbmiimtlon , for curlntf thn ) li t yiiiiliini | fif "c/i'inn , jisorliuilH , milk crust , bculil ln-iul , wro- uliinilil oilier Inlinrltod Hklnuncl lljo < lillbuiMit * , 'iitluiiiu , the uroHt i-kln pure , and Cullcniu > onp. tin oxqiilslto skin lirnutllli-r , nxtdiniill/ , mil Uutlciirix HeHolvi-nt , tliu now lilooil pin UU > r , utcrnally , urn Infallible. Absolutely imrc. Arn.l/TID. ! " Jir , nnrt Mrs. 1'vornll Btoblilns , Ilolchoilnwn , iliiss , . wilto : "tilr llttlo lioy wiw totrllily iitlllct- 1 ullh xLTofulu , salt iliouin unil tryi * > lptliti ovur Itit-o lie vus bom , nud nothing wo could Klvo ilin lidlpnl lilin , until wo Inod ( 'iitk'iiru ' Itt-iiio- lioH , whl < ; li frni'limllv oureil him , until In * Is now ig fair i o miy cliUU. " " $300 FOll NOTlUNfi. " Win. OoilonH7 Arlington Avo.Cliurlc town , . [ lisa. , writes : "llnvlnit pnlil iiliout CJOOtorliHt- lusii iloctora to euro my Imliy wllliuiit HUCCH-W , tiled UiDf'iitlciimllumoilliM , wlilclifoinjilololy nii-d , uflur nvliiirtlnoo | ) neluift-s. ) " "Kaon IIKAH ixj rnirr. " Churl es Ruyrn Hlnltlo , Jmsoy City Hulffhta , N , I , writ' * ! "My BOM , u lud nf tnnlrn Jiuirf , wu KiniliJutoly euti'il oT u terillilu C-IIKI of rc7 mini ly tlio Oiiflouiit KoiiKMllos. 1'iom tlio lop of lila. loml tn tliu hOlon of lilrt foot n unn i-nha. " J\OIT : ether itimuily uiul pli mil tt-en tiMlii vaht. "A MTTl.K I10V CUIIED. " Nash , Oivlnxl"n , Ky , , wiltui "One nf uir customers bonslit jour tutluiiru JtoiixxlliH or hi * liltlo lioy. V.IKI liiul u kind of liiiinor In lll-ll-Ul , M ) llml | | 0 U1I1 II Mlllll KUlllOf MUCH. lo wus tntlivly ciurd. nnd lilx fnlhci Kujhlio Kiulil not Lujfi-iulgtt f-VXl for tliu tfiiuil It lui'i luiio Klin. " Sold overiwhoie , I'rlcn : Cnliciini , CO Dent * ; UM/IVUIII. l.i J ; Honji , yjiwnltk I'leimred by tliu Vrn.u Dliuo AMI CIIKUIUAI , Co. , llostoii , IMS. _ Send for "How to Cure Skin DIseasei. " I'M ) ftJTicinu So.ii * . mi oxqiiUltcly perj - KIDNKV llAINH , r AIN8' HACK At HI" , tr ukiic < 6 uiul ixt-urluuixi ( . uiiD.nl by ouTivork , dUtlputUin1 Hlnniliif | | , it nlklntr. o. llumunliiir HIM- clilni' , "iin l l > > lln t'crifc in ' , _ IM.IN ri.AXTi.ii \ . > , unl uitd liifiilllliluV -