THE OMAHA PATLT BEE , THURSDAY , PEOEMBER 17 , 1885. Cures { RHEUMATISM. NEURALGIA. Itnrknrhr , Hrnilnrlir , Tnollinehe , Kprnln * . Urn ! % , ! - . , ftf. PrlCA Kill ; Ct&U. AtllraggUlaiinuUcaltrt. DIE CHARLES A , VOGELEU CO. . Sole Proprietors , nLTIMORr. MARVMStK V M A. JanesMtal Institute I Chartered by thiiStaleorilll- f nois fopttccipre dpjrioic | fat Clvine ; Immediate rellelln r all chronicunoary tnd prl- Ivate disease * . Qonorrhora , IQleetandSyphtllii In nil their ' complicated forma , nl o all dlteaiea of the Skin and Blood promptly relieved and rermanenllycurect by reme- diei.tcstciltna f'ortuYmr * . I Aj > rrMI ! J'liirfr { * , ocmloal Weakness. fJizmTLosfeaby Dre m , Pimples on - ' - " - ' ' IheFice.I.ontl- no tftcrlmrntlntr. The amiroprlalr remedy la at once used In each cjse. Con ultatUni , per- onal or by letter , sacredly confidential , Med * Iclnci sent by Mall and Exprtis. Nomnrkaon ' to Indicate contents a' vender. Address DR. JAMES.NO. Z04Washlnqton SI.Cnlcagolli. WH1TT8E 017 Bt. ClwrlcnHt.Mt. loiil , rnffic-'llu ( hi f Mal lTr tmnlnf CnvoticMR I M. Sblrf fcl.il KI.A.P num. * * b ninr albert t rilcliu lu l. L al % Meltt lNpfr o * 'I ' la -lliil < Know Nervous PrAttration. Debllllr , Mental and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and olher Alice- - lens | ol Threat. SVInnr ( lones , Blood Poisoning. ' t lrt Sores anrt Ulcers , ra irraitawiia imp t.iiiii j au ee.i , ( D lalcn leli-oliaQ prlusIpUi , B l l r. I'rUaUl/ . Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , EXCOSJ , Exposure or IniltilQence , wbuti jrtxin n-mt - ot ttt < rollnwlpf effect , t u tinii iici . dilillll , illn.be of ilhl and il rrrtlrp rufuwirr , plmpleion ttie ! - < - , | > hf lefttileCB7. Kicrdon In Iho , . < l lrot Irmiln , contuilo * al llm , rle. , I 1irreuderliiB Marrl * e Impropar or unhuppy. " Inopal J ftiiftitpr , 'trff to nf bitilre.i. Cflnult lloaiitof- Ccenr lij mult rrB , Inrlte4 And it Inly cv&nUQtial. A Posltlva Written Guarantee ct'tn tn ertreo. GlrK' ( 'T ' A is iTc u'mi' ' . BOO PAGES. PINE riiATEo , eifc nt ciotu iui riu tit.'rtti ' i who m f nitrty , who W' > t , wh * uiaohoo-I , wvti An bool , I \ ijtfAttTt4fT'f \ \ ( ofctllhtty * B'I rttj ii , tttjitij * . lolv/or rfpre lurifodi aul Unifir inor * . Ihmit -i > ! t > r Nebraska National Bank OMAHA , NEBRASKA. I'Ain U | . CM-IFAI . S m.OfW.OD .Si iii-t I-M. May 1 , I ST . 'j-OJ0.0 ' 11. Vf. VATK , 'Priwili-nt. A. E. Tor.M is' , Vir-o Pres'ulont. \V. II. S. Iliioma , Cusliloi' . IIV. . LinviS. . Hui > , A K TOI MS , BAVKING OFFICE : Jit ON HANK. I Co. 12tli nnil Fnrnnni Stt-pots. I ' _ doner l lliinklnic llugiii ibsirriintiiotoil. _ _ _ _ _ _ A KINK LINK Ob fiaoos and Organs t1 i AT ' WQODBRiDGE BROS1 't , MUSIC HOUSE OMAHA NEI5ILASKA. "CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH. " Tim OrlKittnl " < ' Only tirlhlr * iD < wllp inhl w I . A.'i . ir Drui gt.t "lMrhf' ) lrM PnirlUlr'tn't t * i > nxn ) ! ! * ! nr luctoH * ia. ( itttui'iiuj n rur purtieiiltf * it t'ttar > > r rrlum Mall. NAME PAPER. C-l.lehn.trr n , ml < . .l , Iff ! Mvill .iiiS'iii.rr | , I'klluriit. , I'a. At nrnrrl.l * . Trade lui > | lliO b ) fiilk-r A. 1'lllkl Vo. . < 'TiTi ir' < . III. COlSUfflPTIOL , /T > M timnianilioIrMi'iul tlia riirie kind andcV > n ( /loin iltlenrj. tlAil I l I ' . , IIOTri.tin ; > RIi atiJ I * O Mddr . . T I OKPAHTMBNT , Orvtcii OKI o IITIIOI.UKII 01.'TIIIfirm : W MIIINI T IN. I > vcomlx > r Id "ixrlllillKAS , liy Hiitl-fiii'iofy iivhluncu | ir ( - T Bi'iitiit ' to the iniilnriltfiicil.lt line l < ccn miulptnnii o r Unit The Oinitlm Nut onni Iliinlc , Inlluioll ) in Oiniiliii , In thoi'niinty ol Hoiiu'lns , onilKiiHioi Nntiroi'lMi has ( timpIlcU ullluill the prtivlslnn- tiontt nf winxrcirt to unn'iln ' Nu- lloiiul II inking /PMtofiitloiH KI uxt.Mirt tliclr Oii'l inu nxUK'tioo nn-l fur oilier .ilfiiiAirvi.rii.lniy' ixili. Utti. " lw ( ilioroinri' , I , ilonry Vf. Cntmnn , The Omnlm Nntlonnf lluik. In the cltv of I ) inilm , lit the iiiuiitv ot UdiiRlnf , mul nr.to of NjlirMl < i . In Hiilliurl/cil lo Imru r-ucci't-hioii lor Ilio poiinil bK | > ( ! lI.iitl In Its i munilnl iirtU'IoH of , naini ly , unlJI cioao of lnn.lmt.-n on lilb .l tn. Iii'U-Mlnionv wlinrror wltnt-ss my limnl nnil f cnl j.ip / r , , of oillco lUI Mil < lnv of DtHvinbur , C t-KAK \ lN-5. II W. I AN.MIN , 1 ' Coniptrollcr of tbu t'lnroiuiy. ' ' dcoiraiot DRUNKENNESS Or Ilio l.lquur . < . > < ) , t'li iiMuly ' /-C'liruil by AiluiliiNlcriiiK : Ur. ' ' \ ' lliilncx * Uotdeii SiiH-iUo. n can lit > | { hen lu H ciii | ot roll're ur Irn nltliout thiiknuwkxleoot Uiapursoii taklirtr II , lunlniiliili'ly liarptlovi , nnil will eltrvl a prmmiient mul i-iii'inly iOun > . Kihi'tlivr tlir piitln'it l n nindrrnliMlrlnLi'rur f uii ttlRuluillc ruclc. Il liui Uvn given In tliiiu. i.6 iiHtt ( ( on < u > a , nut ) 111 nvory Instance pot hvt euro bun fulldiMM ) . | | nfviT lulln. Tha y > tem oncu lniir | K.mlpil with ilieHprclllr , It iH-onmmini utlur ImixxMlblllty for llm liquor apiclllu | tooxlsl. FOKHALR BV KOM.OWINCJ IWU UI.STS : KHUN X < ; O. . Cur. Mill anJ DotisliM , aiiJ ISlli A" ( 'iillilnff Mia. , Oinuliu , Neb. ' A. II , FOSTKK > X : IlltU. , Coniirll Illulln , II.WB. Cull or write for ru > ip > ilcl upiiutnlnir lunulrrili or U itlir.iiiii ila ( ruintlitibti < l uvuieu uuU invudvtu f Ilio iiiuulry , / ! ; JOT. B. msDOBT , General Insurance Agent lf Itisumucu , Co. , LoiuUm , ti rt'.J . . WoiionrMcr.N. V. , A . l,0iiiiiio ) ) ( JlnilK 1'nlN , , W ( ts I , 75IU ) Kin , I'liilmlrllililu , l 'iWl , > XJ tivw llnmiMlilro l.'H.li Ahsots l.UIU.tMJ JIAOAK'3 "Magnolia Balm Ci'lij 5 * slezf'ct aid to beaut j' . Many a lady owes herfresh- new to it , > vho would rather fiot tell , , and v can't telh FACTS ABOUT UNCLE SAM , Interesting Statistical Iri'oriimtlon Concerning Government AITuIr ? . Undo Sam's expenses during the lat jpttr were a Intuit a million a tiny for onch biisiiiOM.d/iJ' / . That this republic ii not nngratelul is shown by the lad that the pt unions iti'in loads tlm list with $ . "iflfHN,000 ) ; next \ * tnixf'i'llanpoui , in cluding public buildings , li < jhtliou ps , collet-ting tin1 rcri'iiuc , i-tp , § ' .0,10,000 j intireston the public debt , sf.M.O'.MUKil , the sinking fund , Iii0iii)0j ( ( ( ) ) inilit ir.v. in'hiding river * . h.irb.oM and " " ' ' $ 'I.OOO.Uir ' , ) ; Civil expenses I judiciary , via. ) , $ 4 iMHI.OOO : navyk . . < HllUO ; hi'l'niH ' , > iJAi,0 ( ) ) > 0 ; foreign in- tercour-c , $ ,000,000 , ami District of Col umbia , sf.t.ti i.OOd. t'nolp bam takes in n good de itl of money In the course of a. year We arc nil ta'vpavors nnil we otiL'lil to know where tin-so throe hundred ami twenty- two millions como from. Ninety per cent of thu rovutiiie * . or .y.lM.OOO.OJ. ) , nro from customs ami internal rwonni taxes , It 8l,0tw,0ixi coming Irani Unions turns houses. Sales of public1 land * tiiin In sf.VAWJ.IXXl , tax on national banks JOOt.OJO ) , prolitou coinage , etc. , f 1,000- 000. 000.Cotton Cotton is still the lending arttolo of ex lioi't , being 'M per cunt of thu whole The fotUtn exports wore : Ummuiufae lured , f ) . ' , ( ) , ) ) ; niiuiiifiictiifoil. $ U- 000,000. Next to cotton is bronil.ilnils , $ KoOM,00 ; ( ' , or'JJ per cent of the whole I'rovMom nro third , with $107 00.1.001. or U per cent. Most of tiio broads-tun" ' ami nearly all of thu provisions pass through the city of Chicago. Oil is fourth in importance , with $ . ' > 4,0rOOOU ( , 01 75 per cent , tobacco is litth , with a.4 per cent. In 17fl. the government's expenditure1 wore four millions ; in 1805 , six millions in 1815 , twenty seven millions ; in 18.5 , eleven millions ; In ISJCi , seventeen mjl lions ; in ISIS , twenty-two million' ! ; in 18Vi , lifty-two millions ; in 18UT , twelvt hundred millions : in tbTil , ono hundred and seventy millions , and in HHI , t\v < , liundrod and liltv millions. These tig iiivs exclude the interest on the public dobt. Uncle S.un paitl out during 1R % a mil lion a week for Interest O'l llm public debt. Even at that lie got oil' easier thai ho has in any year MUCH 180:1. : In ISti ? In paid out for'this purpose gU 1,000,0018 , , r a hum nearly equal to hi.s present tola expense * , including interest and sinkinf , fund. Kvon so latii ald.0 thu micros' burden wus $ J. ,0 )0OOJ. ) Our watehfnl I'nele employs 150 men to inspect btoiimboat boihirsand oxamitu masters , engineers and pilots. 'J'liesi men in-peoted o.JdMI .ttetiniers diiring tlm year , and did their work so carefully that only thirlv-onu accident * occurred , cans ing the loss of tRI ! lives. This is the smnllo t lo-.s yet rooordttd , but one life to every turty-thruu vessels inbpooted. 'J'ho pon. > ion oflico is ono of Uncle Sam's biggett concortn. U boars npot it.s rolls the names of ; ! ir > ,0 0 pcrt-ons , ol whom -Ml.OOJ are army iiualids : iml 7S , ODU widows and minor cliiltlron of tie- ceased soldiers. Thu survivors ot tlto war of IHU are still w ith us to the mini bor of CO , * ) , while the widows of those win served in that war number 17,010. Of the entire amount ol customs dulio1 collected hist year , 70 j > cr cent was col lectutl from llm following ttrliolns of im port : Sugar and molasses , 5Uj wool am its maiiulai'turos , lo ; silk and its maun f.ietuios , ti ; iron and steel and tlio'n manulneturos , 7 ; cotton mnnufaclnros , ( illa\ , liemp and jute and their tnunn factnros , o. We are now in thn midst of a govern rnont fiscal year The reports nro for the year ending Juno \K \ > , last. Estimated arc given for the remainder of the year and tor the year to come. A surplus of $ „ ' ! ,01)0,000 ) IM expected this year , am : curiously enough , a deficit of nearly tlie same sum for the your ending June 'M 1837. 1837.Our Our Indian population , exclusive o , llioso in Alaska , is reported as number ing itl l.OOJ , nearly all being located on land set apart for thotr nso and occupa tion , aggregating over KJl.OOO.OOO o ; acres. As this is more than 500 aurcs to each rndinn , buck , wjiinw , pnnpooso.war warrior or half-breed , the tribes should not stnrvo. Uncle Sanfhns $500 ; 000,000 In his strong box , and in this respect i.s not hard up Itut hu owes JplSl8lUOOWO ( , and is there fore ? li-18,0K,000 ( ) behind the world Fifty-live millions of people are his en- dorW.i , however , and his credit i.s pretty good I lie world over , lie can get trusted for anything ho wants. Sugar ami molasses lead the list of im ports , will ) a value of nearly $77,000,0 , 0 , or lit per cent of the whole. Co flea is next , with fclO.OOO.OJO , or 8 per cent. U eel third , a million dollar * lower , > unl silk fourth. The export of raw cotton is $100,000,000 , nnillho import of mnnufac lured cotton , $ .37 000,000. One-third of the public debt bears no interest. The interest bearing debt in $1,270,000,000. Two hundred and eighteen millions of this bears ! i per cent , 00,000- , OiX'tiior ] cunt , and $ r8OJi.0 : ! ) ( ) ! ) 4 per cent. Sixty-live millions of I'acilio rail way bonds boar 0 per cent interest. About ono man In ten of all those who enlisted in the late war arc reported as receiving a pension , exclusive of the de pendents of dccu.m'd soldiers. On the Irit of July , 18 ? . " ) , tlie number of pension- crs was yiU , , ' ! , anil the incronso within the ton yours nn.xt thereafter wus 11001. , ! ! The revenue marine service ( guarding coasts , inspecting merchant vessels , visiting liglitliotiftuh , etc. , under direction of treasury department ) U larger than nio-4 people think , It contains a licet of thirty-nine vessels maimed by more than 1,000 men. Undo Sam looks pretty carefully titter the welfare of hisMiliiects who go down to the sea in ships , Ho maintains more than i00 ! life-saving htations , the crews of which saved more than -,000 lives during the year , losing eleven. JimoJO last there wore fil.S.'W post ollices in this country , 2'iiW of these being - ing tilled by presidential appointment , Now York has a greater number of presidential ollicos than any ether state , ' 1:5 : Illinois being next with 181. The o.xnnrts of ilomusllu merchandise from the- United htnto.s to foreign coun tries last yenr amounted to if7i'0M)0K)0 ( ) ( ) , tlm import * were ijWU.O'll ' O 0 , hliowtng a balance of $110.000,000 hi favor of Yankeoliind , It roit the government n million and a half last year to maintain thu District of Columbia.the law lining that the govern- inmitMuill pay one-half of the exponsu.s of the District , ami the inhabitants there of tho' other half. On the hrst day of last mouth tlmro were in this country a,7 ( > 0 national banka the large.st number since the passage of tlm naliomil bank law of lbKJ. ( Of thuiVlO ) banks btarlud under thiblaw only 100 havu failed , Unolo Snm'B building operations tire nearly as largo as thoHi of Chicago , lie Is novv , practically at work uponolghiy now striustiiros , bcnttorcd ull over th'u country , and ilosignotl to coot from ? J5.- Otxi 10 $1,000,000. f rThogovornment'.s receipts during the yosir cmling Juno 00 , W , were JS.'J.OOO.- 0HlrrR ( tilt tie maiii than . million for ettcli working dhrr Uncle Sam i.i still ahead of tiny plumber or coal dealer in the country The sinking fund Is ono per cent of thu oiitirn public debt. This mint bo set aside each year and usu < l in tlm redump tion of bonds. To it Istulded nil frac tional currency redeemed by thu treas ury. ury.Tho The United States nnay now consists of 2,150 officers anil 21,70 ! ) mon Most of the big nations of the effete Bit " "tipport artnii-s eontiiining more oJicers titan tbera arc private in our little b.ititt. Kxclusivo of Alaska , about threo-liflha of tin- national domain has been sold or si b i'eted to contract or grunt. Of tlto remaining two-Iifths a considerable portion tion ii uitncr mountain or desert Government receipts during the last year were exaelh the same as in IStiTi , ox- ulinilng loans. Hut in 18J" the cxncndi- tires were were § 1'J17,000,000 , , against $ .UOOOiiOUil in I8SS. Durintrthe lastyern"in governmont's expensiseio lU.i 0,0 i greater than in ISM , und thn roc. ipt. Sri.lKW.OiHi less. Thrrewas , neverllibivss , a surplus of $17,000,000. Sliicu 1816 Iho povcrmnnnl ha ? Hpent the snug sum of i..Vlto.O-tO in taking care of the noble red man , not counting the coot nf killing or hunting him with the military. The United St.-ites mails lat year car ried WJ.tliM Ions of newspaper and per.- odiciil mailer , iinte.sil nating the tree cir culation allowed witnin the county of ptlbliealiou. Pension is thn ono item of public ex penditure which seem * to have no peace li.isis. The pension estimate for the jear beginning July 1 next is ? 7oOUUOJJ. The government now maintain * a , lighthouses , lightships and slakcllghts on coasts and rivers , besides lunumor- nblo fog signals ami whistling anil other buoys. It cost the people of this country $ fiOil.OOO to feed and blanket tlm Indian ? last year. In 18SJ thecostof these wards reached nearly $ ! 0OOIOJO. ) Congress is not .such an oxrTcnMyo in Mitutnm , directly , as fotnn iieoplo imag' ino. Three millions and a little more s ye.ar are Mitlieient to pay its bills. Dining last year tlm government lot nearly $11,000 on deficit yardage ( u Mu twine purchased for nto of the postollicu department. The number of passengers carried 01 American steam vessels during the las year was about UJO.OJJ.OJO against oJU , 000 in 18" ' . ' . The postal receipts at llm 2r31 pre.si dcntial postoilleos is morn th.tn three quarters of the revenue of the postollict department. There nro now 178 carrier deliver' postollices , employing -1,101) ) carriers. Conkllng null ( ho tillml ttnw. Ty ! the way , Air. Conkling lias dofondot tivery libel .suit brought against tin present management ot the Now York World , and in many cases lins displayot that solitl legal ability which his enomio. denied that he posse od when lie enteret upon tlie practice of his profos.sion. Om ot these .suitHwa.s on trial this week in ; Hrooklyn court. Wmchestor Britton , for merl.v diMricl attorney of Iho county o Kings , and conceitedly one of the bes lawyers in either eitv , wa.s on theolhei side. And yet flic csbunatoreemud It have a walk-over , not bcctuino the east \yas an easy one lo defend , for there wac little doubt , tliat the plaintifl * had ben leall.v wronged , but because his inllnenci over the jury wavotl greater as tjto.y got botUir neiiiaintfld | with Iho defendant's counsel. Abide fro in his knowledge of law , Mr. Colliding showed that ho thoroughly conversant with ovor.y topic that this case could possibly bring up , For example , he put a veterinary sitrgeor on the .stand and actually used him all uj by showing a greater familiarity with ul the bookb relating to the expert's profe.s bion than ( lie latter had himself. lie ruoletl ojt'technical terms by the yard in pulling Itib micstioiib , but used thcTin with snoh ttji precnitivt ! accuracy as to make oilier e.x jierts tremble about going on the stand to submit to such a oro-ja-examination as hi , was .sure to * ivethem. . Tlie World conh' not hlvo : mane a more fortunate selection Colliding could nol have well under taken a more serious job than defending libel suits for this particular newspaper for it is a notorious Itiol among New \orl < newspaper men thatJMr. Pulitzer's great morning daily is perpetually inqllned to treat the libol'law , whether on the civil 01 tiie penal code , with the most sublime contempt. In the caf-e above alluded to Air. Conkling's onponciit'put Uiu.reporter who wrolo the alleged libolotts article on the stand , and before lie got through with him oxtorteil the ntmifssjim tljal ho wa.s directed by hi.s city editor to prepare "sen-utional" articles in any event. The Worjdis rather a'n exceptional'publica tion in this parlionhir point , having al most no competitor in the liold of scn a- tional journalism , Its success has boon achieved through u careful catering to the wants of tlie masses of newspaper readers anil through its pioneer cflort in the direction ol pictorial . illustration. Most of the Now \ ork dailies are even unnecessarily careful about treading on the toes of the liboi law. Many of them have been bitten repeatedly in thu past for comparatively small sums. And yet there is still truth in the proposition , enunciated many years ngo by a journalistic istic- wag , that "llm United States ought to mint a coin six cents in value for the accommoilation of such publiiliers as get mulcted for damages in libel suits. " Such a coin would biiroly bo a great conven ience. _ Millions In It. Chicago Iloniltl : "Thoro are some mighty gram men in this world , " said the paHicngcr from the west , "and I struck ono of 'em a week or two ago. If I hadn't 1 wouldn't bn horn now. Last spring I wont out into Western Nebraska anil homc.slcadcd a quarter section. I hadn't Keen the land , but took- itsnppo-.in' il was all ri"ht. Uut when I got there I found it already inhabited. About. 150 acro.s of the IliO were covered with a prairie-dog town. Well , I concluded to Mittlo down and bee what I could do , ami I'm mighty glad now that I did. About two weeks ago 1 was up to the railroad bUition trying to get trtinttul forborne bacon ami Hour and tor- backer , an' feolm' right smart discour aged. I was out of money and grub , and Iho winter was comin' on fast , an' I couldn't M'o any way oilt of it but to eat prairie dogs , an' they're mighty hard to catch. Hut that day was tlie turning point in m.y luck. While I was al the station nn Knglifrlmian got off tlie ears an' said as how lie was out , west lookin for a place to make nn investment. Said he'd heard o' the fur Imsinc , * * , and wanted to know if ho was out in the fur country yet. " 'Furs,1 says I , 'there hain't nof an' just then an idea .struck me , an' I changed my tune , 'Fur.s , ' bays I , 'llioro hain't no bolter fur country than this on 'airth. Jih > l como out to my place till I show you mv fur farm , ' ' 'An' ho wont out with mo , an' I showed him the prairie-dog town , an' , n.s luok would have it , it was a bright Minny day , an1 the dogs wu out ocootin' around by the hundreds. " Talkin' about fuw ' I ' ' , says , 'whatd'yo think of that ? I've been sl\ year growm' thoie mink , an' hain't mid u hide. It's all natural inorease , tiiiess they'd 'bout seven thousand of 'em now , an' they double every year. How many will there bo in ten years ? ' "Yon oughter soon that KnglUlimunV * oyci upon sui ho look out his pencil an1 Hgured it up. He made it 7,1(18,000 ( mink. " 'Well. ' nay * I , 'call it fi.Oao.OOO , to bo on the xi fo sitlo. Ft won't coat if I to keep 'em , either.un' ' if they're worth a cent they're worth $1 apiece. There's millions pi 11 11"Then ho got right down lo business , an' in Jc& * than an hour I had sold out for $7,00'J ' cash , au1 Iho next1 dayJL- paid $3.0 for the homestead at thn laud ollieo , got my patent , transferred it to liiin.nn' took ho tir.it train lor the east. Step into Iho buffer with me , pur-mor , an1 lake a drink. " Her complexion is Ilko her iianio. Why I Sim Uio. < I'oiizonl'M Coiuploxiou j'owJer uud is u lily. TODD , BrTIDE AND DABY. \ Howling 1" IUH Spoils n llostonlan'i Htinej tnooii. Mr. and Mr * . H ibert Y. Todd loft tin Hoffman lioii , 0 Tuesday night of l.is week on the Waydb their homo in BoMon Mr. and Mrs Xoijd were married in I Jos ton ti few weeks , jgo , and they came to New York on Ihoir ' wedding tour. Thcj brought n ll-t'npiillis' baby with them and tnis is why they brought him , si the Now York Journal. Mr Tndd isf.n M-ry bashful num. lit courted his w.fe , thr-n Al ss Agnes May bony , for six ycal-s unit no never had cour ngo enough unftllposu to her. The cl tier Mr Maybi'iVy gave Mr. Totld ovco encouragement. He chained up his dog liatldod tlie front gate , and lain in tons o coal and gallons of oil for the pallor lamp. Tiio coal bin was umptv , the o' can was at lowed ebb before Mr. Todi managed to stammer out that he wonlt boor.v happy is .Miss Ma.yborry wouh marry h.m. So they wore married , but Mr. Todi vowed thnt. ho would not go on a brida trip. He toltl his Wife tltat ho would tlii if ho knew that every one WHH latlghing al him anil pointing linn out ns u bridegroom Mr. Todd olHorvcd that old married pen plo as a general rulu had children. I I.s . wife br gntenod up anil promptly bor rowed her married sister's baby. Mr Todd was cornered , and ho and his wife and her sister's baby loft Huston or Thursday over Iho N. Y. , N. H. te H. U K. Things wont ' mnotlily for awhilo. Mrs Totld carried out the deception by poking the baby's stub IHKO into her husband's eye ami tolling the "itsey wiU-oy sin" ; " U " 'kiss his papa. " Mr. Todd talked out loud about their son at school and onl.\ kissed his britlo iu the tuunels , Kve.r > other passenger thought thnt ho hail boon married for ten years except nn old lady w.th grey corkscrew curls nndoye-gln.s'jo.s That ohl lady sat iu the coiner seat am glared tit Mr Todd until ho got sonorvou' that ho oll'ered the bain n chow of tobacco Hv-and-by tlm baby began to cry. Mrs Todd bounced tlto baby up and down , but the more she bounced him the more In. oriod. Tim othur passengers began ti scowl on Mr. Todd , who got red in the face anil looked as if ho wished ho worn dead. Thu baby had boon yelling for al ho was worth lor exactly forty miins whei the lady with the gray curls walked over and win ! lo Mrs. Todd : "That baby is hungry. Why don't you feed him ! " ' Mrs , Totld turned crimson. Mr. Todi fidgeted in his seat ami scorned about ti fa.nt. Kvory pas-i , > ngi-.r was staring at bin wife ami thru at him. "Ugh ! What do does liooatV" finall.\ askotr Mr. Todd , while drops of cold purnpiration chased each other down his I'aco and rolled over the face of his nook. The lady with the curls said not a word She reached over Mr. Todd anil took tin baby from hi.s pabaivo wife. NYlicn site marched with thu baby into the baggage oar , whore sundry tin cans were ranget in lino. The old lady explained matters to the baggage master , ami the baby wa- fed out of ono of The cans until it hoomoi' ' that his legs must bo hollow to hold it all Then the oldilmly carried the baby back to Mis. Todd , . ! ! ! ) ! ! handed him over will tiio observation. ' . ' "Young huly , don't you ever try to foo' the mother of fourteen. " The other pob-.eii'jcra . during the reM , of the trip to Nowj..York wore anxious l ( know all about the son at school of whom Mr. Todd bjitl bjjon talking. Whenovci they stopped latlghing they asked all sorts of questions about him. Arrived it : Now York Mr * . Tb'dd bundled his wife nni ; the baby into u cab. drove to the Hoflmnt house and t < iUigrliliod : to his sister-in-law to come on in the first train. She came and took Iwr.lchlld buck with her. Mr , mid Mrs. Todd billed and roocd for couple of days uild wiMit back to IJoiion , HE GOT THE PASSES. How tT. T. Ijloyil Scared tiio Million aire llnilrond Maunder. Personal reminiscences of the late W. Vanderbilt are numerous , and extremely interesting. "W. II. T. " in a loiter to the Boston Glebe , relates the following : Your articles on W. II Vanderbilt remind mo of u good joke played on him. Just after the commodore died , leaving the New York Central railroad to hi.s management , ,1. T.Lloyd , the famous war map man , had for many yearn previous lo that event been issuing Lloyd's Railroad ( iiiido , and had been in the habit of receiving yearly pa-ises from all the railroads ; but when Hill Vanderbilt got control , ono day Lloyd wished to send me , his general manager of canvassing iigcnlfl , to Chicago , nnil not having rcceivcdu puss from the Now York Cunt nil railroad , wrote a note to William 11. Vanderlnlt for such a pass and return. After waiting two hours I saw the great millionaire m the Forty-second btreot de pot office. Alter rending the note ho Kiiid "How's old Lloyd ? Toll him for mo Vnndorbilt owns tins line now , and Van- dcrhill don't give passes. Good day , bon ny. " Ami I was backed out of IUH private vato oilicu. When I reported the matter lo Lloyd ho was wild with rage and swore ho would get even with UiU Vandorbill. Lloyd had at that time nearly ready for prcvt a cheap new railroad , tef-'graph and ox-press map of the Unired S.ntes and Canada , to bo sold ut 10 cents a copy , to fold and carry in the pocket , Just niiovu the title of this big sheet-map was a blank snjico in the Atlantic ocean , DyJ feet wide. ' 1 h map was not qmlo finished when Vanderbilt son ) his refusal to Lloyd. Lhntl went lo his draughtsmen's room ami ordered his host artists lo make a ter rible picture of it tram of cars on fire ami in collision , pded up like an eruption of Vesuvius , with heads and limbs Hying every way. The artist made a picture and cut it up into soulloiLs , ami gave il to eight engrav ers , who llninhed engiavingit lor priming by dusk. When il was joined together us onn big view , this wus placed at the top of tiio fipiuo in the ocoau , and over the cut was placed lotterti three inch es largo , "Stand from under. Killed and wound ed on HID New Y- irk Central railroad. " Umlorncatlahi" " cul of the terrible collision - lision wore a'foW'bf little colllns an inch loug , placed cjojrtogethor und n ohrono- logical lisl ot { itmicoidciiM thai had oc * ctiiTod on tliij roitlo for thinly years , with the names of the killed and wounded. JuM below tliif li.-t of killed was a perluut likcncas ofWliiui ; II , Vandorbilt. and under this ) m-turn his name ami the words , "The nnauif of this route. " He printed 10J copies and mailed ono to Will iam 11. VantM'lMjt , one to Chaunoy Al , Dupow , and > l > ik " to tin ; general ticket ugiint.and ono ciu-hlo the sous of William IL YtinilerhilhiieM day. William Il.WiiJidorhilt'ft coupe stopped nt Ull Hroadway. and lie came up Mail's nnil greeted 'DloVd ' in a friendly man ner , ami pitllmg''hut thib disaaler map , Bllill : " 1 got this ut my house this morning. More , till them up , " throwing down on Lloyd's desk bomo twelve yearly | KIS-OS. Yandorhlll told Augustus Scla < ll , his in timate friend , anil some of the diivcloivj of tlm road , who said lie ought , olm\o fought Llowtl rather than g yo n. n."Oh , I would have fought him nil my ifo , only he had such u perfect likeness of n nclf , 1 would pronably havu been Killed by bomo eociuli \vlnlo truveliug someday , " . . , .1. a > i ii i Curious Iron Jewelry. . Public Oiiinion. Kut few who hiu'd iul- m'rcil the bountifully liuisliod ntoel orna < uunU biiltoiw , bracelets.b'OiHluwjIiijiii3 ; ! ; , ito. soniutinnw worn by huluia , havu Im con the trouble to asourtam Unit they nvl\ \ loin coiuist of other thun cast iron , or lo con "drr what very sii | > crlor class of met.il mu t bo omplo.trtl in their maun fnctiirci ct after a moment's thought one ktiows not which most to admire , tlie elo pmtcn of Iho flni-hed work , the lntrcae > of the pattPin and the consequent skill of tin1 molder , or the fine ( jnalily of the moUl that may be induced to as nmo snob elaborate and intricate forms Seine of the articles , as brooches , liave n be'iul\ , of network tilmoit r\\ailing \ Italian lil'gre'c ' in gohl , vet il i.s nothing but ca t iron The polish is perfect , mid , unlike eilln r gold or > ilvor , il is not easily tarn shed , evi'ii when e.xpo-cd to the nct'on of Hi-- carbonic acid of a crowded , ill ve iiil-it 'd room. .The lustre Im * nol tlie Ir.ungel low or oranjto of gold , nor the glaring white of silver , but n clear , bluish , alum.- ! transparent sheen from which the light is reflected as from the diamond. And wliou cut into facets , M are ome of the ornamental buttons for ladies' droi'Ct , they almost rival the sparkle of the brill iant. The polishing ol the facets is per formed upon on ordinary bull * wheel dreed with crocus. Berlin iion is al o largely employed in casting statuette- * , elcctio-plalcd or lacquered to resemble bron/es , for winch they are frequently sold , and lo which they are IIOWIM ) inferior , ex-cept in the intrinsic value of tlie materiul , us the peculiarity of llu iron used is its capacity for easy ( lowing : when in a fll-ril state , and thus perfectly lillmg the mosl iiiinuU' | iortions of the mohl. Siroct Cnr liioltlent.s. Chleami Ala.l ; A very liinny incident occurred on an Oirden avenue ear a few evenings ago. I was hang ng lo ti strap in the trout end of the crowded car when u woman squeezed her way tliiotigh tlm crowd witli a babv in her aims , nil wrap ped up and coinpl itelv hidden fiom s.ghl in a shawl , and stood lier-vlf up in an ag onizing altitude , as if mutually reproach ing for their si'llKhness the people who hail scats. Thou a gcnllcimm arose ami cavalierly waved Iho lady to a sent , When > lm hail squared hcr.-clf around she began to loosen up her shawl-wrappotl bundle The gentleman who had given up his seat was horrified when I he frowsy head oi a pnodlo dog was diM-los-d to view , and the p.isbcngors who had ob-on- etl her tnsme.vi in Celling comfoitably sottlc < l , sot up a liUigh th.it was full , nblo- bodicd , and satirical. The noodlc-eiirc-.s- er looked lir t indignant , then annoyed , and linally I'lmfused , anil left the car nt the next crossing to iscapu the jeers of her heitrllcos fofiow-paHengors. n "Talking about this scat roliiumixlimcnl busincf-s , " said a shrill voice tltatw-is found to cnicnale from a very sin ill m.m on the lower step of the lower platform , "I played n gootl ono on ono of those nice , ammhlc woman who think they own the eaith as soon us they como inside of a oar. lie ! hoi I was hitting ono evening hust week wodg id right in bi'twoon a big man and a fair chunk of a woman , when u lady camu in who , I reckoned , weighed about SCO. She seemed lo feel real bail boeaitsoj-ome one didn't , got right un and : tsk her to lie boated. Then 1 thought I'd have Mimw tun. So1 I wriggled out of my iiiuh and a half space and says' "lla\o n seal , madam ? "She sin.led a llunkiiil sort of : i smile , mid turucil.around In sit down. You wo , 1 ain't a heavy weight , and only about two inchci of sp.usu wiw visible on the seat. She hjokud at it sort of astonished , and then kind of b'ued herself up. " 'Duloii bit there * ' j > ayibe. . " 'YeVm , ' says I. " 'Well'says'slio'I guess L ain't very tired , ' Then everybody snickered good ami hard , and two or iliruo follows \vnl oul on thoifront platform toMiioke. That give her room enough for sit down. " "I got ovea in another way , " Mud _ a man with alioreo miutacho , w 10 was bit ing on a cigar for keeps. " 1 gave my boat to n lady one day , und she didn't tjvc'ti look pleasant about it. Sort of smiled'Mltough it was regular and re quired by law. That made mo w nil hy ' 'Souse mo , madam , ' 1 says , ' 1 think 1 dropped my purse on that pent. ' She getup up then , and I turned round and Mil down us cool as ice-cream. Oh , she was mud ; said she had boon insulted , and went and made a. kick to Iho conductor. lie said ho couldn't do anything about it , ami she got oH'al tlm next corner , 'cuitao every body was guying her. " Wlmtnn Kntcrprislu Drummer 1)1 il. Chicago Herald : " 1 liiul a liltlo o.xpori- OIIRO thu .other night , " Kiid a drummer , "that took all my noryo ami gall to bear up under. Kvcr nineo Tvo been on tiio r/ml 1'vo ' made il n principle to meet nil engagements. Moro than once I've skipped throe or tour towns in which 1 was sum of soiling big bills of goods in order to keep my engagement with some girl or olhor. When 1 agree to bo at a certain phtco sittigiven minute you can but your last dollar I'll bu thoro. Well , the other day I landed in St. Louis , and suddenly discovered that in it tioment. | of forgetfulness I had promised to take two girls lo the theater that night. Tlie girls w'crc not acquainted , either. 1 halo a liar antl a sneak , and Iho girls' brothers wu.ro customers of mine , nijd so , alter thinking the matter over , 1 made up my mind that I'd live up to my contract , bo J bought my seats at two theater.on - gagotl my citrrisigo , and pre pared for iho campaign. I sent word to the first one that I'd call for her rather early , and to the other that I might bo a few mmntcH lain. I whirled No. 1 of ) ' , seated her , excused my self fora minute bet'oro the rising of the curtain , slipped out , and in two seconds llm horses wore on a run for No. 2. I got her in the boat live minutes after the cur tain rose. Stayed the net oul , excused myself , wont back to the oilier , apolo gised , and everything was all right. I spent the evening Hitting from ono lo the olhor , and got my money's worth out of the bookman , us I made him hump. I made inquiries as to llm hour the plays would bu over , and found 1 h-nl twenty- live mimito-f' leeway. Then J made such LJOOI ! use of thotu twenty li\o m.iinu that 1 got No. I homo ami was back alter No. 'J just as the curtain went down. To do linn cost mo $1 , and the nux'l day 1 had lo skip out of town b 'cause Llu haekm in wan at'fcr mo with a bill lor ono of hin hors es , vv bk'li had died from ovordriving.but not III ! after 1 had sold big h.lla ot goods to Iho girls' brothers. Hoildes , I had the sat isfaction of keeping my engagements and icrforming an unparalleled feat in the Jicnlrc-goiii" ; hiisinoa ? , 'i'liut'ti ' tlto Kind if u hiibtlorl am. " The Ames Monument. A Laraime dispatch to the .St. Louis Gloho-Uuinooral of the Ultii says : The Ames iiiomimuiit , eroded by Hut Union I'jioilio at Sherman , summit of the Kooky mountains , at u eot of ? ( J9,0K ( > , proves lo jo o > cry troublesome uhurge. Kecently i man named Murphy , of Lantmio C ly. undo Iho discovery that it was sittuted in the public- domain iiistoad of nHroad ( ami. as was btippo-ed I1 1 at once loca- cd tiio ground under the dcM-rl land act , mil wrolo the company oH'oring bin title 'or sale The Union P.tc'lio ' soul out Un-ssrs. Lnmborton "ami Kyiicr , two of heir kcnncit lawyers , who jci > naded \lurjiby \ to relinquish his claim for two own loH worth ilOO. It is learned since hut thu lawyers liulldo/.oil Alurphy into a settlement , claiming , and making liini bo- iuye , that jtu had laid himself lialileto im- iri ontnenl. It is lournod aKo that Lam- icr.son , who hailed from Umaha , left lirtx ) with l-V1.10 with instruction.- IHO my or ull of it in buying Murphy oil' . lYiidnoAlny morning ( ho last discovery was umtlo that tiio entire north ! > tdo of the nonumcnl , fronting tlni riiilroad , bail ciut decorated with pidiiUid signs e\toll- itg llic virtutt of a mcdiuino , ut Half The prf.sotU custom of raising Hags at mlf nuut in > uu emblem of publln muurn- ug is u c.Ulfoiiri oiiu , Unqiie-itiouably lliu custom WM to lovycr ihtgs ut 0:3 = 3:23 : rro IS T < One of the Best antl TMryest RtoD.'t $ in th& 17 , S. to Select front. No Stairs to Climb , Elegant Passsnpr Elsvator M. BURKE & SONS , LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MERCHANTS , UK ) ) . Mnnnaor , UNION STOCK YARDS , OMAHA , NEB. rrS ! Mi rrlmnt. nml 1'nrniprV llnnk. Onvlil City , Ni U : Kcnnier VatMinl tHftV.Toir iioy.Xi'ii.ttolmiilmsjUulo lluiiljtoiuiuiiiis , NOLI. ! JlciJomiU J Uuiik , Niwln 1'luio , Null. OumlU NittlutiiO llntik , lliMiilut , Noli. , , , , Will i uy uusiuuiois' dnift with bill of ludlnir ittnchoil , for two-tlilnls vitluo or nloolc. forts mul m.litnry st.itions as : i sign of public grid. Tiio Hag id supposed in ho ordinarily Hi ing troin Ihe nii > l head ut such places. 'Liii.s is the sign " ' security , possc.saton , iiiul in the tinu1 of war , ot ° do- nance. It is always un emblem ol'snt.s - iactmn , mul bontijimios of joy anil tri umph. It w.is then lilting thai in reeog- nitioii of public sorrow tiio Hag should IM partly lowered. li.il bitch is not the ex isting cUilom. Now on tac death ol pnto- ho in'il all haj.10 is m.ido to run ill ) ii Hay to hull m.ut on every available lltij'iluii. though , Ixit t'or such il.-atli , llu > stun" would pisrlup-i huvo remained iluglesa tor months. 1'no i iliic't is to g \ o a oa.y a lar more Io5tivo air timu it would have worn hail no such tk'.Uli oueunvil. Tins u oun- ousovtdiiiioo ol UILI gradual perversion of : L custom , Hut one pii.tMi of tlm now do- vi'lopm 'lit di'.M-rvoa poiilivo reprobation. Tnui is the lining ot uuiiiiu.banners at half mait. The Great Invention , For E AS YW ASS-SING , IN HARD OR SO'T. HOT OH COLO WATER Without Harm to VA HHICnr It XltS , nud partlcularljiiilaplcd to n'nrm Cllmatt * . Ko famlli' , rich rr poor , shotiM be wltltont It. Sold 1) ) ) ' all Urocors , but Ixivaraot vllo 1ml tatJons. JL'E.lltl4lHJl Is manulacturil only by JAMES PYLE. NEW YORK ; JDK. 11 AIR'S Asthma Cure. Tills Iiivnlinitilo cpnc-IHo ronrtlly nnrt pcrnm- nemly cams nil hlniN of Astlnnii. The most iibMliinto iniit lonir tniuUnircusns jlf > M prom'tt- ly to Its wonilttrfiil ctirliiK piniiovtl'- ' . It U Known thninirltcml tlm orld for lt ! unrivalwl olllvncy. J. ] . .t.'AI.myiiJ : < , city nfMnt-nln..Neli. . vnti-1 , .Inn. ill , 1 1 : hlnce uMnj ; Dr. Kulr's A-thini Cure , for iiuiro tlinn ono year , my ivlfo has hr-on nit.id ) nfll , niid nit. even a xymptom ( if Uio diM'lllllMS plll-tlll > ll. WII.WAM Iir.X.N I'/IT , Itlohlaml. low-it , wrllni , Nov. . 'Id , IfSI : f liuvn lioon iillllctvil n'ltli Hiiy 1'evor iiiul . \ iliniii IPPO IH'il. I lolluwcil your cllit-'cilon nn l mn ? iri > j > y tc ny licit I ucvoi- hlupt Iioilf.T 111 Tiiy llm. I IUH cliilt'tiil : ' Iain 10117 the many nan can epiuik en favorably of jouriiMtinPC. , , A rnlimlilQfUpnqrfltrealbe cotitnlnliiKt-ltnllii roof finin o-orv hliitii In tUo tl. S. , C.uiailn mul rent Urifaln , wilt bu milleil upon iiii.iUomlmi. Any di-usfflst not Imvlii ; U In elook will pro- roft. . wltliiinl mcjl A POSITIVES . I'lUenHil uuto U.r 1C. IM , Onn b > x will euro Iho most obllnnti'ctiso In finirdays ui'lo a. Aiian'sSoluble ' Medicated Bougies Notinnsonoti'nlo'i.iH ol'dilnl ) " ; , coptilbiiop oil o Piuidahumil lhit : lira u'l-liii.i lo iiiiiUiuu iljxpi'ii hiii bv dd'.t iini * K Ilio ( 'Oiiilnfi of tnoHto iinoli riicd l.ri < l. BjU ' i- nil diii-ulflH or innlli'il on m'Hiptorprlco. l * ir fnrt'K-r ' piirtloillurfi MDUI ! lot o/roiiliif / , I' . O. Uov I.VU. " " C. CO. CURE. Ki Joliiifcl. , Notv V'ork. rupvth ftilMin\n EPITHELIOM A ! OH SKIN CANCKU. vrnrs I fill feied trilli ct rnn'Tr on my imv. I { , nr im n lis nut n ir.enl 10- iiiiiiini n nil itto i 3 i ( n H > lli s Hp uil.c iii d I < ! Ifriiiiniii o mul o tin I'iK/i'l in M . inu n , inline I ai fiici' . e > lnl , nn . b KIIIIn ; II.'D. Tlid Itilln. fiu'ool ' Ilio mi til tic ut Hilt HUH to bniiK'Whitt m'KiiU in n thu Mile ; lull boon llm liillutiiiilii'ii wiiniillnjod mill I U.ui ; ti > in p eve tifUT Ilio llfM low iMillt'a. My i n nil bo. I 'i ' Inii vii-mly Impiotfil. 1 ir'i tlioim'i. mul ubb to ilo any Mini of mk. T lOcaiK-oron my In o IHV/.III lo dccui.iM ) mul tlic 11or ttk lien1 , until tltoioU not u vcsiUuof Itlufl enl > n 11In sc'itf nun Us the II'IIL-O. Mils .liiii'iij Atlmitii , On. , Anuiinl 11 , I. ) i , 1 hinolr.nl ii < "inctir on my fuco for Mirnn yciuti , o.Viciiilin limn ono u ircK bmc nc'ii-hi lluuiiiM'lo Iliu oiliiT. ] i tuts fi\'ii mi ) n lffn.it in-ill ot piiln , tit lime's Uunitur mill lid IHX to Siidi mi t'Jtlont Mini II uiw hlmoal nn iiuii'iuli ) I xininii-nucU iiiiiit ht > ii't' ' iiiu'illu | In May , IKS'i , a ul Inn o ii od IKI ) ( ) mr'lo- > . II hits Klvun tint lliotili'Ki ri-li'l In' I'L'Minvliiu' llm Iniliuniillon mul itsi'iili. my fonninl liuulili. W , HUINI > , KnoxvllUi , Inwn , S < ' ] > | H , liWI 1'icutUa on MuuU mul dl > ln dUonws mttncd f I H- . 'JlioSwlft B.uvino I'o. , Drinvcr ; iAll.inlu , On. N , Y4 , Ij7V , sl blrtot. fOR Man and Beast. Mustang Liniment is older than most men , and used more and more every year , WNO lAWTta WITH TMt OEOai P l < VC THW WNOCOONTRT COONTRT CB rfr tt MlMSO THI4 M * TH T TM GO.KOmSLMO . 3 PACIFIC HAIIWAY llv PMwnof ll'Cfliti'nl | n > 'lll..ii nnli'ln - irlntlnn la nil tillifllml tlnr li > i t nn ' XV'i < r , nl Inltliil nlul IPIV inlnnt nnin , not ) ti"ttp | llm mti Ini ) mtirtt nilit ritnllnf ill il Hull in I int nf. . in ol lltntnirli ti rtM"1 tltlllll Vrhkll IIIVIIH4 Kill ) rni-lhli'tcn 1 1 a Vfl l > ll < l I Me IIIO iir nio-,1 i-itn or tux Aiiinitic ml i icidc r n > r it I > nN i thp laiorltH nut ln < t rnnlr to unit rinDt ixtltitu I tt \.irltu1 1 t t'lul M > utn' < ! nnl , rolltrpuniltllK luitiili Wti l. Nmilinr't inl Hi'iithufnt. ' The Croat Rock Island Roulo ntf\rnntt. > f > ii Hi fiatianrt li ) t Hit .or prrflonnl j > ern * Illy air.mli-.l . 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