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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 21, 1885)
THE OMAHA JXVIbY BKE : SATrHDAVOVl IBJ'H { 21. 18K5. THE JDAFM" OVMtl Olllll. Nh I'll ' VVi til 1'AI.NV" Si YIHSI. i ( in i . ltiii i r * > 'it ir IMC 111 II 1 1'- ' 1' l > ' ln 1 t'lfrvtiminnr1 i IK | > t ai"i1nr. The < n. v VlotiUuj nmriii'ii i < \ i l-i.l u-iil ! ill tlui fl Llf. 1 HIMS 1.1 M VII , : On , ' ar . $ HX(0 ( Tlll Months . JS'fl Kit Month' . i'.C" ourMonth. . . 1 < w J ii \Vi I.KI v Hi r. t'ntil ! lifil V.rny V > i'ilniilay. . TKIMS : , io tr-jitn. l i n V 4iii- . with ptotliiimi . . . J100 die Vi ni . Mlilinni I'K'niliiin. ' . . . . I.-i S'Vl < HI . wltlmiii pn-tiilum " ' d..o M i ' 'ill Inil . . . . 13 A | n innuii-Itiili'in * u-lnllii ! ' to nev ! 'Hil > ' ti ll * ) nl mnlU'M fhimlil to iul < l.-s ( f it ID tlio Uoi- 10Iif7llt. | III.R. tlfSINES' IF.m'ti'l A'H'ii-lhc'.s Idlcro nnd icliilttiiliic * MiniiMtiQ nlih ( fil lo 'I m : III' ! . I't'til.tslliMi COMISV. . O MIM. limit" . ( lirtUl iliul po'tofliin or.lrrs loli tnadi pujntilclotliiMinli'i ol ilipuiniimnj. IK BEE PUBLISHING MMPJIM , PilOPiilflOBS , 12. noiw ; All I ! . 1:1.i : . roil. \Vuijf ; Dr Miller found ih.il the people of Omalin didn't want him In bo deputy f-IU'riirhc made up Ids mind that deputy Him slml would bo the nest bf-t lldtig. N'i vv uniforms on the p > licjire wel iMiousli in their way , but new police in the uniforms would in s--\eial c-c-es { jive : i nrl d"al more satisfacli'iu to the pub lic _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ft r.AVt.rsnss is nc\t to godliness , but it' ' i | R. i-.ue nt which Oiii-ilm is paying lor iiniiccrs'.ar.v trips of the sweeper * on her sin i-t i , plet y would come nt n good round Jigi IP in this city. Ii Mcyor 1'o.yd cmild ony [ mu//.li1 his fo'il ' friends in the / / . rnltl olliee lie would csi-ipc , i great deal of unpleasant erili- I'lsni , and his ndiiiluislratlon would bo ileculi-dlj more popular P. iiNi ss propprl.- , steadily rising in A-alu in Omaha , bntllic price of real es tate on our mam streets is vet far below \vli-it such proporlv is selling nt in Min- inipolLs , St. Paul and ICansns City. II VI.K the range entile of the country me in Texas whore the government does no ! own an acre of public land. This fad cuts down greatly the force of the appeal of the cattlemen for leases of the. unoccupied public hind for their benefit. Cm MCii.Mvv Kfitvv inav be dead as a door nail in thn Sixth ward , but the Her- ttlil' * foul-mouthed abuse and dirty Ilingi nrc liable to send him ba-jlc lo the conn- oil next spring by a larger majority than ( Alburn reeoived over I'addy Ford in thai na.nl. Mi1. MOKO.-I.XI wlio peddled peanuts several .years ago in New Yoik in a rich Italian brogue , now declines lo forgive his eloping daughter bccim osho has dis graced "his family. " The process by vvhie'i ' we are forming an A'lieriean ' snob- ocrac'y is enough lo make a her > e laugh. Tnr. law and order movement in Omaha , is not a prohibition crusade. Jt is a spontaneous outgrowth of public .sen timent among good i iti/oiis of all classes and creeds , that tint law doffing ehis i s sball be repressed and the oll'ieuM and courts charged with the enforcement of the law shall be sustained. I'ltn death of Mr. IVtcr Ilugus , which occurred on Thursday in this c'.ty , re moves another old s-eltlcr of Omaha vvhodo name and face have been familiar lor ninny years in our midst. Mr. Ilugus was one of the lir-t pioneer merchants - chants in this city and clung to its for tunes with n confidence in its future growth and importance which he lived long enough tolind more than verified in itfl present marvellous advancement. Ho loaves : in aged wife , two sons and n daughter. Mrs. Koger A. IScml , to mourn his loss and to receive the sympathy of many friends and neighbors in their sorrow row Tin : Nebraska Telephone company operates under a license from the Ameri can Hull comp.inv , and the Ainuriean Dell company has a compact witli the 'Western Union which forbids it from lG-i3in telephones- lival lines. Such nn agreement is in \ lolallon of our .state Idw.s. The Neliraska company has noti fied the parent telephone monopoly of this fact and nsks permission touxtoi d its fiorviento tlia now Panilio Telograpli. It it Kufe to say that it will be granted. Hi'gulation 'very frcquuntly regulates , in hpltooftho feivld denials of tlm men who nr paid by the corporatioim to deny this truth in duuhlo leaded editorials. 8txATOU : KDMITXIM in preparing to in troduce his postal telegraph bill when congress mouts. Mr. Klinun Is' phui is to lay out four trunk lines of telegraph connecting the national capital wit'i the principal ckio.s of the country , with branch linen to such points as may bo needed. This svatom he proposes to con - noctwllh thn Postal .system , leaving pri vate corporations to condutH tluilr busi- JIP.SS with pleasure. It is safe to say that JMr. Kdmunds' measure will bo fought wJtli all the vigor and mean.s at the com mand of the giant monopoly whoso stock iudobtxulnoss aggregates ten tiin H the mini at which their plant could bo du plicated to ilny in the country. Wi : vcallj hope that the spasmodic at tempts to form a cabin company , and construct lines which will give Omaha boiler local transportation fiieilitloj , will inatcriali/.o into something delimtc. There i * u go6d Held for handsome re turns on the Investment In a cubic .syg- luni horo. The topography of the city , with its hills and valleys , crossed by red- itlmicc ! btivott ) , is particularly favorable tur the cablu cars , while It U n serious IKndrnnco to rapid transit by the horso- oar linos. The present nito of travtd on tlfoMrcot cars nvorngesaboul three miles mi hour The tibsiMico of double travk on the o.xtonsioiiH nupossitatos long wait ing on the switches and lo.vs of turn ) bo- Wvccn the side-tracks. With a cabin sys * tain the spued would mount lo from eight Uu nlnu miles nn hour , n very important 8 vii ) < j of tinio to our merchants and nJorks who so liberally patroni/.o thu cars in1 n iiciiiflg their honioj mid places of 'I lie Mcaxiii-c Ii i-i a tciideney of the times to nil rt > M ( ' ( ' ( ' S only bj reiiilt * The world at 1 irg" is to i apt lo adntiiv wealth for what it all'onls vr'lhoiil in ( Hiring ( or > clov-ly into th mulho Is by wliich il WMS a'uired | , In the rush and hurry of evciy iliy life th ro is little lime for mor alising. 1'aets an I lijjures talk. Ite- eiilu sipn\ | ! more directly than finely drawn argum-'nN. The two hundred million < of u Vuiuli-rbilt , an I thu him- dr- I ni'liioin of a tiould. tin ih 'ceured by il 'ionrst , spcculalivi' 111 'lliod-i. .ip pi'.il direcllv to a pi.ietieal approval \viikli slumps Ihuown.M * u < a suaeos fiil man. The simiiopct'.ilive nu-thods car- ricil ( no far and ivsiiltliiirin the i iiiiiien u toisex of a Drew , a Iveene or a Villard , draw out tlu < verdict of disapproval on thn siveulal'ir a < nn nusnec. ' fiil veil- tuivr. ltit ! there is. after all , an uudci- Ijlng diU'eronce in | | appreei-ilioii in which tlm usually thoughtless ptildie hohls busiuuss SIIUPO- " * . \\'ho \ \ can say Ilial lo day the nanios of ! l 1'eabody and a I'etcr Cooper are plaucd on the same plane in lh < ; public e < liniatiou as thrive of a Vanderbilt and a .Stewart ? Their suc cess in life , measured in dollars and cents , was nearly equal , lint estimated by the standard of an honorable and Use ful activity which a siils in la.\iiig broad and ilcep the fiiuuihilious of a com mercial prosperity , wh it : i difference there is hctwcen ihcm. Wluitncomiiar- i-on , so far as the lasting results upon society is concerned , between the success ful career ofu Gould orot'aCooper and a Clatlm. The passing verdi 't ii not the linal invaul. A remarkable Icalure of obituary mil ices ofthehilell. II. Cliillin , the merchant jnince of Xew York , is the space devoted lo the discus-ion of the lione-l biiiiuess mulhoiN and integrity of purpose whieli marked his comiuerciul career. The business of the great establishment which lie founded amounted to < piile one-half of our national debt. It bi-gan in a little country store in Now Kugland with a capital of ? 1W ( ) . Ilslait ipi.irlcis wens in a granite block in Xew York , with -sales of ? 7 , , OJlOJt ) ) annually. Three limes in its history tin * proprietor was forced to stiipeiul payments , and thrco times he paid oil' Id- creditor ? dollar for dollar with interest added. Mr.lullin's ( bitccci-as a bu-siness man wns nut entirely due lo the ability and sagacity with which , like agivatgoner.il , lie assisted in mar-hailing the legions J [ trade and indu-try. Thrift , po.i istenl. application to details , iturdy manhood and ingrained integrity , were elements which contributed a- much as any native ability to the monumental icsultsof his career. Other merchants have built up colo-nl foituuci only to see them-ink into nothingness before the torch of panic. Mr. Clallin in thu crash of 187 ! ! , with his name out on nearly § W,0)0,0JO ) of paper , was able on the -trcngth of his personal int-grily to pilot his ship through the tempu-t to the port of cimimorei.il safety with honor un- -pathod , and with credit un damaged. A man of simple habits , full of charitable impulses , poi- -sps-jed of .strong moral courage , big of'I brained and hirgo hearted , ho was n sue ce.ssful business man in all tint the word implies. Hi- , death called out the praises of the press of an o'ntire country over which his business Extended in its great ramifications. Unlike thousands who began with greater capital , his career was a. success to HID close , because throughout itscour.-u it was guided by the principles which alone can make any succcsi real and lasting. An Insulting fierier. OMUI.V , Nov. IP. Dear Sir : f icccived notice to ( lay icimcrtliu attendance as an ap pointed mumbur of the law and order coin inittce at Its meetlm ; in the bo.ml of tr.ule moms Ihlsevenlmr. As I w.is chosen a iumibnr ol this pominlt- tci'without bi'liu consults I , [ inn inou : liue to say that 1 UMppjlfully di'i'liue to beive upon II. I am in full svmptthy wltli any object that piopososlo sc-1iirohJttero.ijllienco ; to the law : uid , t sti'iimr preservation oC or.L'r in our city than exists IDVV , h it f ib not thin c wo need law and oul irco n nlttees half so much as Wi ) dn a pi > p ilar u iridu ; ariliiit a cornijtt coiiihliiatioii ot roan ilic m in Min us of the cltycimiitll , who 'iro plu.ljoil to thwart every etfoitol' ' M.i\or lljyd to put lit inu in innver to nuke ci'italn u vlgonuis eiiforeenunt of the laws. Veins very rispivlfully , ( < ioiiiii : : 11 , if u. I.KI : . To tlm Chaiim.in ot ttu Law and Oidi-i League. This letter is not niproly an insult to the committee , to whom It was directed , and thu majority of the city council , but a rollcction upon the intelligence of this community. It is nn open bid for the political Mipport of the law-defying cle ment , , and nn dibit to curry favor with the liquor dealers. Nobody knows butter tor limn Dr. Miller that the law and order meeting which called into being the committee of which .Fumci ) Croighton is chairman , was not in any sense par tisan or .sectarian. The letter bristles throughout with so f-coneeit and insolence. It is a libel upon republicans and democrats alike. Mr. Hoyd's effort to displace Marshal Cuminiiigs was made with a view to a better enforcement of the laws , but for thu purpose of placing the police force under the control of u marshal who would convert the force into u political body-guard of the mayor , and make itt mombiirs political puppets in llm hands of Boss Miller. Not u cinglo man ap pointed by the mayor totako the place of M'Ualml Ciimmings had any police ox- puiienco. MOH of those mun wore known to hu advui'so to the enforcement of law and ( inter , and the most olUcleut was the keeper of u saloon , \Vlto demands the removal of Marshal < " ! unimlng3 to-day outsulu of the bosses of thu democratic in loldno ? Is it the law- abiding ohiss of citizens or the mon who want to run riot nightnnd day an I m iko Omaha u paradise for urouki , thiovus and IhujjsV'hy doesn't ihu mayor suspend tlm marshal and prefer charges ugainst him if ho U guilty of any olomo ! or brunch of trust ? If It nun b shoVii that Marital Cunumngs is in collision with law britakvraiul ha * mUiH'd his o'lloo to the detriment o ( public safely , h J republican nnjorlty in the council will not I UM uph'dd him. lint if , as wo have reason to bolleve , ho U being ruu down nnil ba > K eii pe 1 f r ti" bttr pur po e than to make w i.y for some pnlMi- calsub liois. ( ha eoni'ii miiv w > ll su i tin Hut council Dr Millcr'i insulting let ( < [ will h'irillv help Mi. I ! ivd in Ins ef lorl to disphictM.irih ii < ummiiigs , ; nid it will eoriMinly not r.iii Dr Mill-T in the e-tivm of our people Hwn the h'pior dealers"a'inol lie ( lecci\'d liv Ill-timed and ill mannered effort in Ihnir b.-hnlf. Those of them who eondiut re-peeabli ! ) rosin t- and are t r iug to remain w ilhin the hounds of law. have no v\nipahy ! with the cla-s thalliavc dcliantlv iifu-od to olicy the midnight oidinaiice and been the cills'of the prosMit agit iliiDi. They ivali/e thai it is not to their lntere-.t to thwart the elloits of the marshal lo en force tin * ordinances and will hardly thank Dr. Millet for piilM-ing the ! i-ts in behalf of the di < otdcrl > delimit with hi" stupid letter. Other Ijiinds Tlmn eyes of Kuro ) > o during the week have been riveted on the llall.ans , The war in Ihu Orient has bi-giin , and no one can -ay when and whore the end will be. It is the most complicated -late of all'airs that ever came up for di-cu-Mon sit the beginning of a war. The principal- are only wailing their chance to come mi the stage later. On the Danube , 1'u ia is reported to ho concentrating hvo army corps ready to he sjnt lo liiilguri r in Bosnia and D.ilmalia , Austria bus a hun dred thousand men ivady to bi > phuvd in Albania ; Turkey has pushed h"r troops up lo tinfionticr south of Itoumclia and Servia , ami is guarding the route to Salonica , while Ktigland is considering whether or not to allow hciM-lf to be drawn into the conflict. Servin'i army , in three division- now in liiilgariti , and ( wo of her army corps arc almo-t within gnu -hot of Widdin and Sofia , ( he cilics wln > 5 ( ? ] - ; ' - - Scivin is striving for as her former territory taken from her by Hi-acou-liel l\ Meaty of Berlin. SK iinporlanl cugMgemcnli have been fougiitsince Monday , with Iht ; result of pushing the Servian advance far aerothe. frontier. The Kit inn pre-s is charging Austria with fomenting the trouble , and Hungary is cheering on the Servian advance. This Ihrctiiciicil invasion ot Bulgaria by Kus-ia , anil of .Sorvia by Austria , brings a general war between the powers within an apprecia ble distance. As matters stand at pre-ent Kiigland is pledged not only to oppo-c the annihilation of lite Turkish power in Kurope , but , by her pn-l support of Alexander of llnlleiibcrg , is morally bound lo supjiorl that prince again-l the threatof Kus-ia to depose him from ruler-hip m Bulgaria. ThcKiissiuiis can be jiroventcd from entering Bulgaria only in case Prince Alexandrhall lie able to defend his principality against the Servians , but as it looks now he will not be able to come out of thu struggle victoriously unlo-i assisted by this Turk ish troops. Bill it Turkey go.-s in to UT siit Alexander and dt'c.Uthe. Sen him , then Austria will eomid.'r it her duty to advance to the . -upport of King .Milan. The relations between ( Jcrmany and the porte have of hit yc-irs been c.xcei'.l- iugly friendly. The sultan has reneat- cdl. > sent to B Tiin for advice as to what lie should do in his difficulties , and it may safely lie assumed that he i- well instructed from the Berlin loreijn ollica as to the best course to pur-uu to-day. The advice that siieh : i statesman as I'riuce Bismarck would hu likely lo give to Turkey would doublle-s be , for the pre-ent , lo allow Servia and Bul garia to light among themselves for awhile , believing rightly thai they will lin nil the better friends nllorw.ml when they have threshed each other to their hearts' content. But he will scarcely allow the dep tsition of I'riuce Aldxander from thu Bulgirian throne. In L'rinco Bismarck's ' hands rests at llio present time the decision whether we hhall have a general war in r'urope or not. That he will allow it to hjircid .south of SiTvin and Bulgaiia is doubtful. * * Mr. Gladstone contintU's 'o he the center of interest in tlio Ku lisli e.im- Daigfi. Ho is .still in Midlothian address ing enormous uudiemvs on tlio Irish ( jnetition , and endcavoiing lo turn the at tention of the constituencies from the disestablishment. His success in this di rection is doubtful. Tlio radical wing suoms to bo supreme , and its leaders are still pushing tlio Irritating issue to the front If Mr. ( laditoiio's object , In his Midlothian speeches- , was to demonstrate his phy.sioal ability to retain tlio leader ship of his party , his mission lias been an entire MICCUSS. But the ostensible object was to unitu the libjral parly , and in that ho has apparently failed. The mo I- crate liberals have not withdrawn their circular , and the agitation concerning dliiOstiihlHimunt has not sensibly dimin ished Mr. ( iladstoiio began his work at least n mouth too late. His long con tinued retirement In Hawnrdeii Inft the disunited paily without a loader. It gave opportunity for Chamberlain and Dilkc nnil Morley to publish find dissemi nate their radical programme and to fiirnMi ammunition to the onomy. Tn addition his treatment of tlm Iri-h ques tion is considered unfortunate. It has decided many wavering nationalist mem bers to support the torlos at the gnuornl election by making clear the iniiii > ui > o advantage whioh the Irish party would obtain by bringing about something Hko an liipinli/.allon of power between the liberals and the lories in th now parlia ment. No decision has as yet bi en reached on this important point , but since Mr. ( Jlndbtono'd ( mooch many Irish menibor.s who were formerly in favor of supporting the libornls. have changed tholr opinion , and will vote when the time conies at thu polls , In both Knghind and Ireland , in favor of supporting thu consurvntivcs A Should the Parnelliios finally decide to adopt tlui course they expect that sixty soat.s in ICiigland and Ireland will ho transferred from the liberals to the topics , making this laltur biillluii'utly strong , with the eighty Irish votes , to remain in power mid to defy the liberals so long as the alliance with the Irish parti' ' * main tained , The lory government holding ollicu under these conditions would bo nt the mercy of the lilsh party , nnd would huvc to pay for It * support by to Iivl.imlr livi h i n rule p < VIM Irish landlord' anil In.vnli-it- * would pr. - fern s iluiion ol tli iutioii | b.v n con- s.-rviliv i'go\er.ini nt. tolling coiivimvil Iliat Inttr Irills I iiild > lie mi'le fur the prot H'llon of l.indjord inl'Mvls ' and Ihe. p'llilleiil repivM-matinil of the minnnly in the home rule pm-ll uncut. The nbandoniiiciil'nfrraiic-'s , costly effort * , nt colonial iiiriiraiidi/eiiii'iil tobo foicsliadovvcdb > thi'-pcoehou Mun day of Prime Minister IJri * on. Tin- voters put the MM ) of their coinleiiitinliou upon it in the iate elei'lionThe pi hue lulnister now ncknovvh-dgcs thai il lias proved too much of a drain upon the national tren < ury , and be proposes prnc- ticnllv to uilhdrau from Mmlaga-ear nnd 'lonquiu , It is doubtful if b.v this moans he nverl-a cabinet erisi * If the French people have learned the lesson of attending to home a Hairs instead of wasting their onices and encruics on Useless foreign expeditious , it will be a Steal gain for thai republic. , The people of litirnr.ih nrn evidently Hot much given to military pursuits. With a population of at least : : ,00)01 ( ) ( ) , und probably lOi)0,0)J ) ) , the regular army of ihe I'ounlry is aid lo lie about 10,000 men. Tills is oiilj one in every " 00 or lOJol thu population , while ninny na tions have , at limes , put nearly one tenth of llii'ir inhabitants under amis , and maintained an army of nearly one in cvcr.v twcnt.\ for a considerable pi'- lied II King Tbci'baw Wiis a popular nnd able monarch , and his people were reasonably warlike and patriotic , lie ought to lie able lo mit > lcr tit least 11)0,000 ) nidi tc i-isist P.I itish invasion. As it is , however , be will holm-Icy it' he can keep lO.Oiw Milliters in the Held for 1111.1 length of time and .save his own lifenom mu tinous followers. Xxn vn the lire limit- . Brick and moi tar , nol sheathing and shingle- ; alone , are w Inil Omaha needs in her present advancement. A SlnjjiJlaely .Modest Man. ban i-Vaiiciseo Alia : Seerotary l.amar ! is ii singularly modest person. Ho is the only 111:111 : in lint coiitury , union it be Clou-hud , who admits , that be docs not thoi'iuighK luidcr'tiind'tiHIndian prob lem. A StijfKcsiiiui to Saraii. C hicago Herald. Poor nlil Sharon is in bis grave. It Id * relatives have no ob- jeotiniis .bat-alt A'/iinU ' / Kill will run : i steam udlui' ' Vi few time * to that hlie cmi il.ince on ' ' .l vv'illunilinking in. Ills CJit-l Diiln't > Hack on Mini. ! st. l.ouis ( lloljL'-l'cmocrat ' ' The mar riage ol cvl'liiof liistu-o Vincent , of New Mi.\icii , and .Mi-.s , IiKJgevv.iy , of Spring- Held , HI , is announced. Mr Vincent has failed to convincethe ! administration that it did wrong to ivmoM ) him irom olliec , but ho can point with pride to the lacllhai his girl1 hiisii t gone back on him. i _ The OI-C-KOII fjen joi'lal ICtcoiioii. .St. Paul Pioneer 1'ccs , : The result of the .senatorial election in Ongou is not ol a cliaractcr to cause general republi can s itisiaction. Whether the chaigo that Mitchell .secured his ntajotily tlir-iuglt an agreement with the demo crats to "support the present ailmini tra- tiou be true , it is of course impoibli' to tell with ccilainty as yet. It musl bo conl'L-scd , however , that the circuni- slanci s sin founding tin- election arc such as lo raise .strong suspicions ot a bargain of sonic sort. Its c.lcct on the republi can party in Oregon can hardly fail to be most uul'appy , and unless wiser coun sels picvail heroaitor than in the past , il will not bo Mirpii"iug if llio democrats begin to build hope * of changing tlm political complexion of the state. It , ! Ins He'jtiiu l4 > Operate. A Washington letter su s. "President Cleveland's rule of not receiving con gressmen and their friends in his private room has bi-gtin to operate. A card is tacked upon the vv bite house door jamb containing the order. Senator Vest .strutted in the other day witli a lot of lady frlundrt whom he had told that ho would give them : i priv.it. ' audii nee \\ilh Cleveland. Ho colored to the rooSof his blondi ; hair \vlicn ho was point , d to tlio card , mid wis ; forced to ti.ll Ins iiiciids that it was impossible. Congress man hprmgcr , of Illinois , came ne\id.iy with ii parly of ft lends. Ho was served in like milliner ; mid there urn other con gressmen in the city wiio have had tlmir way thus li.uTud. It is a goo.l idea and .saves Cleveland from lots ol bores. " l.VT WROI'S. The bowing machine is not what it peains. Asuviros never lin , the cashier's dclieit Is alwajs found out too Into to make him the principal iK'iiro in a uimlnal suit , Imitations may bo the Miipi rest liatteiy , as the lu.ixlm . avers , hut don't risk an imitation sealskin sack in nt't'iiiptlu to flatiei ) "iir wifuatt'hristaiis. U won't woik. ' iVothliuf like loathtT , " exclaims a me'rv polltau paper , l/t't tlm man who wrote th.it tai'kk' n rnlhoail-u'staiiiant .saudwlc-h nnd Im'll cfian e his miml ipilrkcr Ihau an avall- ahlo vo cr will got iU'iiliiiialL'd lo a raudid.ile'.s bad whii'ky. "ily luisliaml 1-s.o ipx-lte. " RI | , | OPO l.uly to aniilbei m n if. ' viitli M i eel cai the oilier iliy. "Havo you eioi filed riibbin1 bin jius ( willi hartsliiiin llnljui'iit , miimV" lntoriuiti ] < l n hiiiM.v lunkiiu woui.iu with a m.iikct-basl.ot at her twn , ulmv.asltliiiirat hri ellunv anil oveihcaid the tcmiirki ' I'lial'II htial hieu him out asijuk-k IINI inn tiling I Know 01 , 1C hulMlu'tgot ittoulnil./ / A low days n ft 'well-known society yoiin. man shoukml mio of his Inily fiy his l iioraiii'0 of , lilKory , It was aflci a dliini'i party at hin hoa.s.y , and . -hu was tttllbi ) ; him v > hat she had IcMiui'd In IHI : inlvalo his tory lass. One tlilru V'd In another , and all tlm thaw ho was cettin line ilci'pcr water. At last . - Miipil-fir'.him by Inijiililnt ; ; " .Sow , tell mo Mr.u h-it - am the Knights ol tlm Hath' . ' ' Hcstaraiiicrc , < i foi awhile , und lliullyb.urtL'doutiiViiy , H.itanlaj nlshts , I Iiitniont ol'llio Turkoy. 'riianls , ivln ? Day IH drnvvbi' , ' near , Us pleasures liuiiiitii-klnil m.iy Ou.is Alas ! In me 'tis jcn clear The dny Is somVthliis of a "roast. " . In the buck counties of \ \ ' , st Virginia the pocket tlask is called n "Holder , " nnd every farmer has one , In HOIIIIS country stores a stout linen cord mny bo sueu hunglng from the colling to the lloor , The pnrclmsor , slijiping u quarter of a dollar Into llio Split cork of fhu "tickler , " ties thu empty bottle to the string and walks out of thu placo. As soon as the coast U clear the "tickler" Is rapidly drawn up , passed through a small trap In ( lu < celling , tilhul and returned. The purchaser outers , uiitli-.s his pruciotu hot- ( lo. and , concealing \ \ In his pocket , ridoi avvny to enjoy aU toddy In Hohtudo und puucu , Mrsii. i.M > nnuTir. . \ricr hi i < Ina.'ii -ca-nii Mi a * . .Itid'n * wl ! tru In San Pi.tiiH-co. Mill'ina il I ! en tliil.niulitn f.ivinle thinks iif ,1 tutu tu AmciliM. Vcull's .Mil i' hnlici'ii uiv < ii In tin- Hits -ian InnsiiitKi1 nt \ \ niMiW. \V. T. ( niton's cniiiioiiv bail1 imiilc ! irie.iliiivcs inan I'lam i-co in Nntiim ' Itli-liaul .M'ln-neld will plaj with Mlnnlp Madilclll in Slei Mnrkin's "III Spitf n All. " Miss Mntlicr will u'i\c tin' flfllpth pcrfdim nnci'or.hillel nt I'ldmi SJIMIO thcativ 01 Dcci'ltilii'l I , > ( ! _ > iiiiM'tiiis. .lohaiit'.s Binlims , < ! cim.\n.v's mcati..4 ! llv linr conipo-crof sMiiplionlcs nl the pic-en pet loil , has just liiii-hcil hi < loin III - > mplinu.v Mr. l.awiciiic D.iuotl will phn a sis weeks eiiiai.'omeiit in Chlcau'o next sun-nil. His cncaitcini'iit ' just clu-cil I- the uiu-t succc-s tul in evcij wav that he has cvci plavcd Ii thai rity. Mine. ruiM'h-.Mdl. , Mi < s Helen Piidlej ( 'amii'iell. ' Mi. Cniiiliibii ami Mi. 'Miiihl.ui Imp In en etimuiid h.lite . llaudel am Hn.\diisivi | > | y m Dnsloii fin the pel fin maiii-i ' I "Klljnh" mi l.islci Miinlay. Tlieapiilicatiuiis to witness the ichcai-als ot the ballet school nl ( ho Atiicrirnii sphnolo Ojicia have hem-o niimrioiitli.it theiulcs ot the 1'aiiopeaii ballet M'l'ools ' ate liclnj } lii ; lillcnloiiril. . Mnd.uiic 3Iiidic-ka is in MHIID tiibulatioi over the two bibciiaii bhiiilliomiils ) Dial ap | icm In hci plav. tlm 'Pihurss Xillali. * ' Tin HIIcumcs | ( , thai Ihcv hir.e lu'come sotronhle -iimu that Mammei 1'inlimaii has hccn cum ui'llcd In send them to bis liuin at Stmiiluid Ceuhcctti'iit , In nit ud thcii iliaiiucii. , Altci itlvlnv.i eiuiecit in London 'ten d.ij s aio , Mm < > , I'.uli let ) r.n lnnd for a loict i t iiu. I.ntoi In the vent MIC will giictluci oprrallr iieiloi malices at Iliicliatest , ami should p illtiial allaiipi'imll , she max atlci waul sinii In ( . 'iin-laiillnnplc. and po lhl > in Caiui. In Apiilhe will ic.i"h I'.uiam \\ill then icttnii tolCnu'laml. Ml. l.ockc. his ; ciilitl.icteililh Ilcili'l'l. ol Pails , Dclibcs * pnliHslici , lm the Mile liuht ti i > iodii''i' ill Ami'ilcn I.eo DelllirV t.iiiioii-i ( Mitels " \vlvla" ' mid -'opiH'lia. ( " llnlliot tlic-c will lie t iviii iliniiit ; the MM-OII ol Amciican opera at the Acadciiiv ol Vlu-if NcvYoik , licjiiiilnj ; on . ) annai.I . I , ISMI. The "Ihilcntcher ol Jlamcllii , " at Mblo's the Kit all \-willpic-cnt an linil-.itinn nl ll'ins MaUait's histoiical pun c Ion of tl.ldcs' which v\asi ; le.iliucol Hu Iwentv lillh aiiul- vei.s.uy ol the lanpeuir 1'i.uuls .lo-eph's \\iililiiii : , at Vienna. It is anumnicuil that : ) ' ) people , : ; 0honi's and Ii chaiiot- will hi' piiipln.vi'd. Kdwtn Booth'eimngiMiiciit in I'altlmoiv has mot with vciv l.ti/ ; ille'iiltiiiV ; tins pa-t woi'l ; . As nil ill-lance dt this it is stated that on the occasion when he ajipparcd Hamlet the icecipf . vu'ie s'iuid. ! The whole hou-u was snid ( iinliiR the dav. and the hex ( itlioij closed hi'toictlicpPtloiiiiiini'pbi'iMn \ week Irom Mouda.v .Mr. Booth will plnj In Brook lyn at the Acailcmv ol .Music. A Vjtia Attempt. A wasp went luwinnto hisworlt And vaiioiis things did lacklc Hetnnga boy and then a dor ; , Then made a roostci i aokle , Amlla-t ilium a diinmuci's cheek lle-elllcdilown lo ill ill : He piodik'd theie lot hall an hour , And then he hioUe his hill. * [ Philadelphia Call. iioxr.vKois TIII : KADIIM. Plash tiiuse with bending of miloipcil ; Iiiiuih ii-eil. Bi billions in monps of three apui'.u nil many stylish iomh ; fiodds cnstuincs. Bieti'lles and V-shapcd tilniiulims on hodli'Cs aie a leatnrc in winter i-tvle- . " .Inpsiiicsi' ami Chinese ideas In dicss cITciMs aic mitilc poiwlai 1 the nsje tor"itlkado. " 'I IIP lomr paletot ol scil. a I'r.Micli fancy , i the leading long scdsltin { 'uaunl this "SIM -on. on.Metal Metal el.isjv.aie supci-eilim ; biooihcs for fastening the hl h collars tn.it ate MI nmili \\din. Bolting cloth has be > n dtscovoied lo be an Inviili.iblc t.iluic lor the Use ol the ait cm- ) : ( ! " ) ' . I'm-will be worn to a Ricnter extent than ever this vvlntei.is soon as ical cold vu-iitlwr H 'ts ill. ( : iip- | with sleeves ; uc-.cuii nnmni : short ami hu'hl wraps lor mild days in Vovcmbi-r ad > l Dipcinlicr. Silk and vc'vct ' die sps aie pomlmc lollie trout iiuilu as the pioper sluiTlor toilets lor all suits ol oocM-itin- . Kill : dit's-cs never tsit out of tashion. The limitation-ot thcb n-e I or cci tain occasions are only moicdelimit. Necklaces c.mipod of nniiy strands of IniTjo pcarl-i are much worn with low bodices at evening ciitfit.iiinnents. Silk filovi s for winter we.u me a novelty. They sue Heccy on tin1 Inside and less cum- hoome than wool gloves. The Inily who sic-hci conk wllh a liraml- new lioiinet the exact ponnieiiiaitol her own Uc ! , an } tiling lint llntlcicd. Knmli Kondtahrlcs to loo'c v\vll must bo lincil and laied with .silks to iniitrh or hai- inonl/c with llioiolor.4of the wool sttitl. A census-taker has lis. ovcied that when a womiin willingly ailnuts slioismi'i thiily- livesho Is luubldtolm iiiiL'siloned nliout her am' . LDVC'S hikinc ; powder Is exlenslvoly ad- veitiM'd. .Some ot the upper-crust Kins think thu jomi mi'ii don i rise quickly cno'h. ! : Kmbioldcicd woolen lai'es aio worn In as Kieat cxce-s as in the.snmmci. They me miw adoincil ami tiansloimc.ll with embioiileiy in color and tinsel. A line K < iiiso lisle thrcail white . ' .torkln1 hhiin'd ' always lie woin niulcr a bhipk 01 101- oicil siocLiiii. . no matter whether ol silk , Hslii tliic.ul , 01 cashaK-ro wool. An astrologer Is ailvcitlsin ? ; an amule * ' which is iruiii.mtepil/o pi event women noic Kiowimriilderlor ten veais. A vvcddlntj ihifj is the hi'st ' preventive we know. A Virginia iil adveni-ed in a Dakota pnju'r fora lm < bmil , nnd rcoclvcd so many iciilies that the po-tmasti'iV salary has bi-cn raised mi ace Hint , of now business. ni.irktitocklnKRiuo worn with all sorts of Bticet , e.uiia e , indoor , icreptlon miilnvuii- lmdiesses , when tlichiblet ( > is not neic--a- rily of the color of the dock or It.s.m-e oilos. .Mix. Itoss , tliiicliaimlni ; Newport postmis tress , Is In Washington l.tjin.i ; her waj 101 icappiiliitment. hu Is y011111 ; nnd pictty , mill they ate haid to boat , jou kninv tlm wlililer-i. ' Tlio L idles' rluh has come to naiuht. Jus ns wo oxpi'ctid. Ol wliat use Isnciiiii to the aver.ii , ' ! ' wiuaan' ' Tlm common , nidbraiy , ovcryihijbioomstiok is a KOOI ! enough VM-iiion ) in her bands. HosH Is to be one of the fnvorlto colors for clcennl evening wear this winter. There aio oxmuslloncw shades ot this color , both pale and ih'i-ldcd in hue , that are becoming to both falrmid d.iik women. Hhnit jihistrons with velvet bictcllps be yuiiil nro iicciueniiy i-een on new costuniM as ihu IIIMK jtoimhtr vc.sts. The hk'h collar imilchcs tln < iiustion , and oltfii thcielsa Hc ! < iiiii c-iillai tm mug down to match Hie re- uus. ltou h , fih.ie v hoiu'li's , Srotoh basket ehitliH. and oilier heavy nmtctlals In mixed ' heathei" colors , nhot with jiolil , me this .sea son made into vciy stjlish amidlslliiKiio- looklngcamlsaiils. 01 IOIIK I'rench traveling cloaks thus named. AIiN Stnnloid'iidlaiiioiiil.inio valued nt Sl- ( xxj.ooo. Her husband Ixnuht loin sets at dlnimiiids for her when the valnablcsot'Qui'cii iMihcllaot ( Siiain wwe .sold in PaiK mid imhl upwaiif of SISOCMWOlor the foni , hlic also lias slxtj diamond linger lings , which hho Keeps on uhtiiii ) ; ot black tape. Tlm soft gracefully dinpintj caslin-i-ru ( roods , dear to th < i hc.its ; of nil 1-icnch wimmn , never go wholly out ol liisldnii , ea- ticclallv fordii'ssy nltcim < on toilets lei home wear , The involcool tlu.-c mntcihiU Is mire - ro ionly large this Pca-ou , the un in- cluilliuputtdiwln deep , rich , wlntoi tones. In moiuxInoiiiiMir tufted , brocnik'il In simdl rtnts , single llower.s , nnd other llijiiicsi In rteci'd or contra-1 ng colors. The rnzo for feather * is not c Imiist-d , The fancy anil tinsel ilccorated featlicw have been in dimuind up the present momuiit , but now ta t Is lal.lng 11 tilt In la- vorof ostrich tips , aigrettes , and pompons , but not to the exclusion of luncy feather * , by any means. Thou weiu jirodiiml In Mitfi raii'lynrtUtlcniid novel forms und coloilngB this fall as to warrant a long run of poimlitr- ity. lUmiict of rich velvet or iilnsli arc Increasing - creasing In favor , being nrefcirixl to UHHO of HID l lzari emhroldored or woven muter- lull worn In the early part of the bo.ison. ( Johl , Jetaud Iridescent beads of all h.iiKU are HH I In profnoion on thuso bonnets. 1 hey uiosouotluu luavuriuty ot dcsl.'iia. Ouu of Ilii' lii , ' fTlli-irs is to h.im ilif b ailict r-ivcrvd witli "Ins bldcM'cnl Ineutl ilies. Tlicic1cni - (41 ( iw ln > one shape that VUTi'ilciii1' * . altii msh cniniics lire ns us cvci.inonz htil > the I'.iili-li ! hat. wuh luthci lull , tapciitii ; < ni-n and irtll'd lm. u - Hie r.iMnilc. The diilicnl hiiim-Mi-sof Mt'lh' ' ills sin l.n- Klaiid icpoi ! a ir.Uli ofOH incinli r * Ihepi-t .vent. Moody , the CvaiiSelNl. expcrls lo * p nd thciiio-lot th" v\imci in Mcmtiliis.ttid V w MI lean- . A New Veil , man cj.dms to hnvc-tHsmr- eicd the ( iiinleii ot lylcli. and offci * t < > MI | the inhumation lei HOUXI. Caidinal Minitlmr nnd fotiiicpit I'tltMi I'nll.oiic bishops haviIssind a manifi Mo tic- nouneini ; miMil ( diicallon , Musi's Monlciole's | | 1\4'S UVMU.111 Mate of alu nt J.tKhi.UiO. mosll.v lo dcvvNIi ielliloii and i Kn liable insliitilhiiis. A new 011:1111 coiilainiin : llvti pipes and rosllinr.Vi.Mll has JIM b.-eii pn ! lip ill the Ph-i Method-si clnm h. Allautn. tia. Mctho'ilN- Chieintmti lo wiilKln that cltv' . He will cntei upon his labois .laiinary 1. The chin , h coinm"- . which was to have In en hctil In Canada this monlh has been In- ilcllnitcl.v postponed mi act omit ol plcxalcm eel ol smallpox. The new diixM'sc ol Ui.xud Kiiplds. Mli-h. . has a ( alhobe pomilatioii of ui,0' > ) , with Illtv- one piie ts Catholic MbooIsaeademland paioehialnnmbci tueiit\-llw. IJi'v. li. TV nit's will loaves an cslnlc of SIOiW to In * wile , mid Ids lihrarv to Ihe Pivinilv M-liuol In Philadelphia. The name ol hi-soil is not mentioned hi Ihe ii.stnt- lllelll. Mohammed nd-m lm imidn meat Miidcs in Aliiia v > IHdn tin- last lllt\ . \cais , und Chrl- tiaii mlssionaiietieely s.iy thcv uill MM > II have lo deal with it laihei than wiih pamm- i-.ni. i.ni.The Second I'niMi ali-l chinch budding sit lialtimoiehas been M'ld lot vJIiXK ) nnd will be eoiucited Into a ISohcnihin Catholic chmch. The I'nivci-alisl soeictj will build anew In some mote initial section ol the citv. citv.Dmlni ; Hie piist leu veins ihe nnmbci ell l > , ipii-t cltun lies has liiciei cd b.v . ' > ss , the member-hip liy . "i\iXi. ( ) and Sund.i.v > > piiil.n-i | by HI'.O.HI. iStiaiiKO toav , the nninbei- p.i'trns hadi'iicnsi d. The . -s'nai.i i- . have c-tahllshed n icpiidlinu' stallon in Philadelphia. Coiivuts , altci nn- dei-irobiK n liirid ili eipline , me icinoved to \Va civli . N. \ . . \\heie Ihcv ale tinthcr instnii ted in the doittincs and piacliccsol the SPPI. Thi'wothls population i-j i.ooiMnoo. ( ) Ol these CluNti.nis nmntieile th-in athinl. Hall ol that thud hi-'oin ' ; to the Itoman C.ith- ollc chnica. ilie Piolestaiits nnmbei ( M'l. ' Tlic.v me dihied In to MM seels. The. lic'v. llemy Hopkins , ol ICansis ( Ily. a son ol Hi. M-iilc Hopkins , ov-Piesjilcnt ol \ViUiams mllcic , has been irlvcu'n uiiniil- monseall lo tlio pulpit of the CoiisriCKationa ! chinch ol Ninth \dams. Mas . , nlasilniv ot S'V 0' ' and Hie ficen-i' ot the paisona- . The Insl Snnili.vMnml . in the tTinlid States was held m' lloxlnm. Masin inn. A Sunday school vvis : established in Kphrata , Pa. , in 11 Ii ) The int ol Hie modern Sunday schools in ti- ! : cotnliv w < instituted b.v P.ishop.V'-'mu. ' in llanoxci eottntv. Pa , , In ITS' ! . 'Ihe Indian Ua.ti-is | of the Clmcl.nv and Clilclsasaw , is < ni imam tepoil no fe\vei two hendie.l b.i-.isn\s | \ in the past jcar. One Inil ! in clmr-lt ippmtcd thiiteiiht haptlsiits , witli a tiK-.iliei hip ot iiliu-tv-nliu1. Two new i luiichi1vicie ii'ci'iveil , and six \veie dismi- < : ( . | | to IKIIII anothci as oeiation. The lollowinii appe.iis in the special chinch nnlii1'1 ot a MI thodist papei , siirnidh } th' ' pte iiiimr cli'-'i of a Wisconsin dislii't : "I want a pienchci ol the old sivlcvhocan iiib-in a i i ; < nit , live In a small paisoiiasc , woiU lind , I've ' on small claim stfti-pa.v his wav. mi'l c-ome lo conteicncc wltliniee- enl of loiiy coiui itXone others need aji- ' ' NcirValla \\alla W. T. is a colimv ol ic- lltfiims cnthiisiaslshneall thcit oiL'.ini/a- tidii the Kin 'l'iui ' of Heaven on L.nth. They I'l-n-tiie imlvnamy. lielievc in the tiansinfj-'i it'on ' ot.onls" and claim that David. > o'oiioli ! , Mo c.lohn the llaptist and M. Petn have b.'ii Imiii acain and aic now in the eolon\ , and Ibov v\ill MHUI beirln acilPiTol piiiiitic [ t and hiliulnc the woild. Tliey luilil jnopeity in common. There aio vciy low Ami-iici'iis with them. A Roo'e that PIO.-.S like a lonster is one ol the novelties at ( 'umhciliind , Mil. A snow-wliiic Minlnc ! a liltli' larger thai' a chipmunk v. as iccentl > caught near Tacoma , W. T. The local natiuali-ts have inllcd to classify it. In Svv.dn fount ) , Xorlli farollna , isn lock boa .e , hollowed out and hhaj eil cntiicly b > natiiic. 'i IIPIC me M-u'ial loums , nmt the laigc.st h iihcd lor a chmoh. A man In India hatiaincd onoof hisclc- phants to cut and pile ncwsjiiipeis in an 01- dcrly mannci' . 'I he tinting is done with a paper knilo held in theanimar.s trunk. A C.diloriila paper < < nys that n ample of owlshuvi hfcn caught In ( Nmrc hill enmity , Nevada , which havp iialrnu thcli larps like a iiionic ! > and eyes nmlcyeliHW-HKea Immaii hcliiLT. The body ot ono is sjieekled like a limit , and that of the other Is .vcllow. A [ .inner living near i'orl ; , Pa. , h the pos se m ol a womli'ilnl | iig. The let I foreleg iccmhlithf.um nt an infant. Attlicev tic.mll > o a hand with n thumb ami four tapeicd tingcrivhtch an ; lognlai minim even to the nails. 'I he face also hems a sinking icsumbhiuc- that of a human bc- nir. nir.'ihe Jiiilinir of fiiihna have only fnm nnmlieis In tlu'ii -J-HMII ot muiiciation. rims when thcv ic.n h nve , Instead ofuing : -o , they call it a hand ; MX Is tlu'iclmn a "liaiul ami mI ling-'r , " seven "a hand and sti'ond migei , " ten Is "two hands , " but twenty. In-ti. tit ol being "I'niu hands , " ha "i mill. ' " lenity is "two men , " and thin they go nn bj twenties. Knit ) six Is cxpic-sed as "two men , a liir.nl and nist nngci. ' Onuiit the nio-t icmaikablo .somid-inalcliig or musical ishs : thegieat ill urn iisli , 01 | io- oiilaschiimii-.eimimon on out western coast , mil mine than once the crews ot vc.sseN luivo iiccn astonished at the cm Ions hounds that came up fiom the -ea. A vessel that was l.v- Ingofl tlm roast hot-aimed homo je.u.sa''o was Miiionnded by a utijiilni bund of iiMis hat nltoed tlm most remaikablcfionmls now a shili k would rise , tliitn a groan , tol- : ovvcd bv nnmeioiib grunts , tlm rnshiiig of steam , tiic hi-s ot boiling water , mnlllcil tones of a diiini , and oven the clanging nl a Iccp-toiiPd bi'll. wcin imiicoi tlio u'liiaikahlc ( muid.s that rose from the musical sdi eel ot linn.v bin jjcrs. _ Tlio CIilnoHn AiiHvvcr. You sUnotcomnaii'l haneiu me , Von bootee ineaiid hangce me , Mil deco worM'c. irctic boodle , lilveo onci'iatee. imodlc ; Oh , inn HVPC oh so i'lie.ipi'0 ' And me WOIKLCv.4ilo von Mee/ii'i' / . iPlttslmiff lc-.iiti.-li. ) | Thn Hx-KliiK ontio Berry U'ull , ox-king of llio dudcH , still Hants about Now York- city , wearing thn icwest of clothes , nnd diiviiitf the t'astcnt of liornoH , and lonkiujj jii.st ns ho did be 'oin his foitunii , evcupl that tlm circle of Tiouds who -nnonndi'd him a few monthii nifti has disappeared , and that only a gambler or two Is M-CH in Ins ! Uiiipany t ( ! > undri-tood that his fnlluro wiii > foinpliitn , ami pcojilo are tit i loss in know how Inmana us to keep ip Ids rttylc OuaMOimlly re rnts are le.ird .xircsscd | lei him. There is no eason why he Mmuld bi > pitied , lie is tut'I , } cars of nirc , and has mai'tipid o run ihiou h a tortuni ) nt' )5UUKi. ) In loitifi so ho managed lo create a good leal of ; * o-slp in New York , hon ltinnch ind Saratoga , and lo advcrtiso oxlcn- sivcly the fact that ho had .sixty or f-uv- cnty .suits. Wall has lost not only for- nnc , but laallli. He fatoops and tntin- dcsas If ho wcro Jin old rouuol 70 years li > > people ant rich , and ho IMS .soveial very ii i'd rclntivoi concurniiiK whoso demise he hasoxpoiitnnuy. and doubtless f ho lives lonf , ' enonph will again have deiity of inoniiy 'Ihcio is6omcsvnim- | by for the iccklcjs ioimg spendthrift ixpret < 8ed by curtain people. ' 1 hn.su peo- do would 'not mi jiity to a widow who ulyhl bo defrauded out of her nnmiift of Ivullhood by n plaunihhi coundrol , or to mrd-workiiiL' man who IH deluded into iultinK hi * lifVtimo'ft BiiylnKsinlim wildcat - cat flchemo. Ucrry , they say , i * a good ellowVithout disputing this jmJg. nont , wo can diHiniss him with the re. mark that there are dlflbrcnt idea * of vhut coustitului u "oud fellow. CONNVHlAtilTIKS. The innrrlntro of I'lrsl Lieut , .lames \ . 1'ti- rlniinin. Pomlcciilh Infanttv , lo Miss-Helen \ \ tin u. took place at Washington on Nov. 1MbA A sivci | I'ov. shut at a wedillns in Hiutfiml , Colin. , the oilier div , Is s.tld to be kepi under M- l like ( hat of Painloin , till HIP limn foi tin i vi-i nniilvci-saiv , Iwcnt ) ihe j.ai.s belli c. A Mimtitna bachelor , woilh P7.,0 ( > 0. clvos pnli'linollre ' that be will soon mini' c.isi mi the liinil of a wife Tlmchniices me that ho vvl.ll bi > 1'caihd oil bcfme ho re.u hc.s the At a fashionable Vcw York' woddlns ; some ot ihi'Mii'siinctended to bo shucked tlm Klln-i d.iwhin the father ot tin : hi Ideal 'udid ' lo the diamond files fastening his din.'l.toiV u. | | ,1H , tin-in bujt.s. " Tbe ilib. be.inlltnl and aecompll.slied damrht rf a ( icnmin nobleman icienllv ilc- M'ltcd her home In older to many a f o.u i > , biulal and i tiniiiut tUliPiiiinn.who romppllpil him a'l ' her loitiinu befoio maiij- The api-ioachliig mntilagc of Mi < s Dora Miller , ilanirhtcr nt Senator Miller nt Culilor- iita. in l.iciil. llichaiil-on Clover ol the Dulled Mulenav. . pmmlitM to In1 nnc ol Hie leulltig < < o ( lal events of the M'.IM ' > U in New \ i ik. Twnnf tl.c c people who want something lemaikiihli ahmd their wcildliiKs wciv nun mil ii''emlv . at Acwoith , ( icoiclii. standing on a i ml"tonc , and Iwn ulhcrsi havciceeiuly pllublMl thrii tiotli on an hcbcig hi Ihe An tli ' eciiii. av-t the Atlanta , ( da. ) rnilftilllllon1 "Tliciclsrt chaimlng .vming willow living ncai M 11-4111. who , it 11aid , wilt shmlly wed. again. The ciieumst-iiiecs me .something mi- ii-ual. The lath's hu-baml has been dp id nine nionths he has a baby loin months old , ami uill hae two inntlicis-ln-hiw living , a lom-immili. ohl IM\ ! ' , and will be a hi hie III Illl's-mie til'li' . Theie i - ti'i'1. in ( blowing an ohl shoe nl the Inldi mid cioom aftet i\ nunil.imhut -inne times u i- haul hick. Such was thiM'iiso whin at a wedding in the south lately the lalhci nl Hie uioniti thii'w all old shoe utter hiti'iul nil-piing. The sliuo was old mid hiu\v. the i-aient excited , and the groom w , > - hit in the c.u. Tlds kiioekeit him out nf the eiinlii- . whercnpim the hihlo tainted and nil hands uen < InvllPil to ntteml Ihecuu- ni'mj nl u v iv ing the "happy" couple. A maiiinuc w ; > < l.ilrlv biokcii oil in I'l nice in -imrulai manner. Anal (1st ( anil a .voting lnh ucir rir , m'i'il. The bililcgioom had a siionicdi-liKi- the nppeinhmo to ladles' diesikimv n , is the bustle. In speaking to hisluideol hi wedding gown , he happened to mention hnui-.li that this addition Mlioiild oe di-pen-i ilMlli. . She icliiscd , saying she would be mai i icd wealing a bit-He or not at all. Tht'aiti-l 'heiiMipnn aiiiiimnred thecii- gam-mem oil. and the two -cpaiated , to nmet licii'a HIM a- lad astiaj- comitcilell tiaailei In .1 chmch coiitnbntlon bo\ . In I'tah Ilie reoturof n fashionable rlmivi ! Is spoken ol as tlm "Anostleot Hieticiiti'els ' lii'linp Poslci savs that the mllleiiium is iiowhcie neai. Thisconliims om suspicions. Sam , Ionp > ' UUCP ( Is "cr.uc , fjiil and 1,1 celibacies" will inn a ponnliy newsiiapur awi II as a camp meetiiifr. C.i-uiiM I , ' ntiiiils blols to the healhi'n. The m-M Hum ; will lie lanncd mlsslmiaihs " 1 Hunk nnr church will last a good manv yr.ns jet. * -aid a waggish ilcacon to hi-.min- i-toi : "Icc the slccjtcis aio very soiiinl. A itciLViii.inays : "Onu picaohcr , stand- inj in ilie pulpit holding open tlm door ol tlu Kingdom ol hc-ivcii. doesn't attract nearly as iniuh iittcnllon as a lalcmihal holillngopen the il'ioi ol the ( hmcli. " 'Tiicie has been a icvlval In oar town. " "Man\ people converted ? " "Oh , js , and and amoin " , ' them twentj pupils ol the Icm.ilu 4nllcie. " "Ihiw ilo von know they aujcon- " " declined their vcilcilV" "Uccaii-u thev have dotei initiation to ilht with none but divinity simlentsliPieaflci. ' ' The Itcv. f. ( i. 7s nn n , ncoloicd picaelipiof I'lhi'it 4-nmtv ( , dcoigia , was icccntly visited ut his hmi-e bv two deacons ami twelve M'- Uiwlm in-In-d in and IIMM ! him nji badly. KnocKing him about , palling his hair , aiiil bieakiiig Ins hon.sehold cJIcetn. The Moiming pally lett when a light wasslinclc. One ol om divinity .slndents who was pleaching mil west dining thu Mimmcrwas gieatlj limid hy a lad } who adnibed him vithonr icscive. "Oh , my dear Mr. M. , " M uhe. . nne aftPinoon , "thero Isn't any Inn m in one loving one's minister , Is there1' ' ' ' "Ci'ilabilj not , madam , " icplicd the woithy c-li'ile , "not the Ic.ist in the wnild , .so long as ihe licllng is not u-i Ipuicatcd. " "Por v lmt wo me about to tceclvo , mn > the Lord niiikc us Inily thanklnl. " devontl } 'mi t- mined DiiM'iibin.v , bitting w lib lohU'd hands at the dlniici table. Then loouing disdain- fnll ) at tl e dishes * Pl hctoio him , hcMiailc.il : " ( iodd giaeions , Maiia , how many tlmc.sdo .von want me to tell J4)ii ) flint 1 dnn't hanker I'm calibiiire ami corn beef moie than thu-o times a week' " ' "In the lust place , bicthtPii , " said a camp- 'iiceting orator , "we must bo i-arelul of what vena } , ami in llmxei-oml pliKO ' tlierrt was sotiie noise In the congH-gatlon cuiiHt-d by lii-oplo romliig In , and the spcakci iian-ed. "In the second place , " ii'peatcd tho.spt'iiker , and again hi : paused , and a small hey aioso and ciied nut : "Tlm New Yiirku am In the -ccoml place , the } got licked jesterday. " KOUCATIONAIi. Thcic will IIP no vacancy for pupils in llio famous Hanow school till IWl ) , Klijht hnndicil cldlilien inler w City have IH-L-II icln-ed admission lo tlm pnb'lo ' sehools l/c'-uien ol liiHiiIlii-h nt nceommoda- tlnlis. Itcslile.s tlm UnlvPislly of Peiiiisvlvaiiln , the University nf .Michigan nnd Columbia college have c t dillshcd wpL-elal dcartnicii3 | ) | Ot | Mlllll-il ) | M-ICIKC , AlthoiiKh .IniiicH 1 , Ick has bcpu dead twplvo vcais , the hall-million It'll b > him lor ; t Mhoolnl IcchnU.tl lialnlng has been caru- Inily kept al inlcrc.stby the InNi-us. No It-sM tlimi l ! i cimr-es , diviili'd among twenty dcpiitmcnts , me now ottered the Htmlents at Harvard , instead nt the onu in- vniiaiilc y.stcm oiiglnally pie.serlbed lor all. _ SKIN , SCALP , BLOCD C'leiiiincil , Purlllcil ami Jtoaiill/lcd / ljr the Cnlluiii-a NAUCI1T HUT COOI ) . Wo Imt i I "on f4lllmoniir Ciilli-ur.'l I foi lliu pi'ht llinoor four yeur * ) , mill liiivn inner Ill-mil iniKlil lull vl < l unrUI'i Ilinlr luuii. I'linr I'ulkiiiKi H i.i 1 1 IH -vlili' < < lly HID IH-M Killing mioll'-lnul M > apa Intimlu mill H hlithh ( ill/til liuio fur flu iiOOIIihiK nnil Inn ein cl iium | thi' bliln. .1 UI.UTONVIIKVI - , Jr. , Wmtliiittci , Viu Till ? I.AlTc'KSTSAM ! . Our sili's or Ciilloiini mo us I iw , If not Inrji4'iHIHII ' uny MH cllcli it < on II ; uinl n li-xuru } ( iu Hull wo Intvo mil cr ml 'i ' i-liiHu liiM'inio m Hlilih llio | Hir4'hiHnr MIM illc-iut'ii'l ' . \ l" jimi-MiHp , o4un t-cll eon Innuvti l-o y mints Culltmit. HIM im & CMAI-M us , III iiKghtd , ( .uiibimiii , Mo. HALT itnKit.M oi'iiKn. T.ui of llm Hdil l CHHIU or will ilin'JliiI ' nvo ruu Htui ciiiwl Ii } Join" ' llciira Hyiuo li-s , uinl lliulixiilus 4-ncicd HIOKO ol nil olliiirllku ifmcill : < H. I Nil vuy lltllu nt u ly mlii-r moll- dual soup Hum Umlvuni. ( iF.ounii A. AKTIIOM' , h'unance , 111. K THKM. Thn Cntlcniti Jluimiliui uio uxitlleiil tnmo- clit-3 loralli klnill > inH J. 0. Wii.h if , M. ! > . , Harvel , III. Aio soli I UK'rywIu're I'rlco. Ciitlcilia , fAi. ; ItoMili ftil , f I.IK ) ; HOAII 'IO. ] 'ruimn l lir llio I'or- mi Ollllll AS.D ClIKUICAl , CO. , II08HHI , MlU . r Snid for puinplilfl , - Send for "How to Cure Skin Dlsaasos. " ' -\t l'liii [ > liHHn HloinWiiiMiiiil Duty Hu- inorHUUruU Ii ) ( 'utlc-nrn HoAp. nomit ( ho kldncyH , khootlinr ( mini ItiroiDcli Uio loliM. ntuilmi PKHIH , Iwk u ( it > i Kin Hint iiolh-liv. linlimily n-joi4XlH | uinl uiiouiiliy cnroil iiy Hiu t'nilour * Autl 1'uln riotur. AlUr tgUU tia