HIE OMAHA DAILY HICIO : SA'lVHOAY , NOVKMBKK N , 1885. i MI i i i ! ! ! _ _ _ - _ - nimnLIU1 _ - _ rl PtHIJU r-rf $ JfPf + f * * * * g- * - - - - i fca , , , . . , . , THE DAILY BEE. OMMIOmen. . No. Ml NH MB I'MIVAM ST. Nnw Yont Omen , HOOM OVi'iuiii'MR 1(1 ( It.DINO. t'nlill lieil ovtrytinrnlii , t-u ' | it Kinulnr , Tim tmli Momlnr imirnlmr impor imUlslKxl In thu Mn(6. ( Trims nv MAIL : Ono Vtiir , jtamTliw Muittis J3.W Six TUmilhs. . . R. t One Month W 1 in : Wr.r.iu.r llm , I'uhU'htxl i : pry Wednwrtoy. Tinvs , rosTi-Alii. One Tcnr , with intmhmi ti'fl ' OnoVciirwithout premium \A \ > 8I Mcmllii , wllhoin pit mliini 75 Ottr Month , on tritl 1'J toiiniwoNUBii E : All communications rolntltiif to nrtva nnd fill- lorin ! iimttcrf ) MirmM lo ; nililre geJ to tliu tilit- i on or TUB ( ten. IIUIVr-SS I.I.TIXIW ! VMI lnitnp * Ullcrfthiiil rmnlllnwcs ulioilM l > o nrtrtiw.Nl to 'Inr. llf.ii rimM < miii CourtM , OMAHA. Di-ntt" . cliivks ntul luiMolIk'o older * to lie raiulo imynlilf-totlK-ordpror tlici company. M Bit PUBLISHING COMPMT , PROPBIEIORS , t : . Proclamation. Hy llio ( lovcrnor of Iho Slat of Nt-branfea : The Picsldunt nr llm UiiltPd States 1ms named us n day \ntlotuil Thanksgiving Thursday , tbo 20th Day of November , nnd In tinnnntiy tli tuxvith 1 , . .lamesV. . Oaxve.s , Goxernorof tlto State ot Nebr-Aska , dnhoieby rccoiniiu'iid to tin- people , of this Slfllt- iltm and proper observance of Iliu day > appointed , ami thai it be hi-hl In the full est MMIRO ai a time for Kcnnrnl TliHiiksigtvlin ; and I'rujrrto Almighty ( Sort -for Ids contin ued mercies. AM a Jstato xvc lm\c sinned In nn fspeclal device tin * Hosin s and bounties with which nn iit'lnlxpiil ' piuudciiccluis la- vcivd lisas n Nal'on. Al Mich a time a1'Mils ' thopplritnf bcur-vo- loncoshould lie tidixcand far-re.ichltr. ? . Kind ehnrlly should tisM-rl lior claims , terni-mbcr- iiit ; with our abundance tint "Tho Charities that soothe , and bless , and heal , Arc .scattered at Iliefertof Man , likellowtMs. " In Witness Whuu'uf , I have Iif'iviinlD M > t tny hand and rallied to InntlKed the ( iiiut Seal of the State of Nrhrusl.u. Done at Lincoln , lids Tenth day [ Hii.M ] of November , In thee > iror our Loul Oiin Thousand tfiyht Hun- clird and KhhU n\c ; of this Slate the iN'inelei'iith , and of tlio Independence of llm United State' ) the One llnndieil and Tenth. .IAMKS W. 1)A\VES. jlyllmdovcrnor : HJMVAUD T. WK'.GlCtf , ijcen-laiy of Slate. Gov. DAwnd has at last issued his do- C'lnniUou of war upon turkey- INDIAN summer still lingers in Iho lap of tuiUimn , nml wo hear no protests. Tin : next tinio our cottncilmon want to liohl u secret session they hud butler MufT cotton in the key holes. As usual thi. Washington correspond ents nrti outlining the president's nics- finyo lo congress. They arc relieving him of n great mental strain. NITMKKOUS changes in tlm Indian service - vice : ire promised.Vith these in view Iho efforts for the strengthening of No- Ijnisku'fl two mllit.iry posts on thu nor thern frontier eannot bo begun too soon by our congressional untl senatorial dele gation. Two ton-company posts should guard the honlhern boundary of the Sioux reserve , for the protection of the en tire state from possible danger of future - turo Tudiiin incurslotisi The united do nmnd of our frontier press in urging these additional safeguards must make Iteolf felt t Wasliington. IlowAiti ) contributes an in- lorcsting little artielo on "He aoa" to the last number of the ir/rital Service Maguzinc. The general is full of remin- IsccnecH of the war in xvlticli ho bore n distinguished part whiuh history will long perpetuate. . Ho ewes it to history to assist in perpetuating the memory of the part played by other prominent war- riora , by writing and publishing his memoirs of the great couUiel. We sug- gwt that with the revival of popular in- turcstin thu war which lalo events have 'aaalstcd in arousing , there 'it no time like the present for thu publication of Ke of this diameter. THIS atntompnt of the Union stockyards CPmpuny of South Omaha , published in tlio commercial department of tliu Ituu , makes u very favorable Bhowing for anew now enterprise. The yards have been opened for business less than two years. T.ho business at tirst xvas , of course , vury email , but St has increased from month to month until no\v it h.is reached ligurc'j ' that , will attract considerable attention both itt homo and abroad. The number of oattlo received at the yards for the oluvcn months ending October Ulbt xvas 101,311 ; hogs , IM.'JSU ; sheep , U.il'.IIJ ' ; bortics , l/JI'.J , innking u total of 23J.fiIJ unlmnls. For the eleven months ended I Kovi-uibor JJOth , there were received aC Uioyunla 71.10J ealtlo ; hogs , OJ3 ; sheep , SBJ , ; horses , -10j , making n totd : of TS.O'Jl iiniiickls. Tlil.-i shows tin inoruase of ir 4 , 13 animals during tliu second eleven months of thu yanl ' exintence. This is cwUilnly n very healthy growth , anil , goes far to misiain the prediction that in fivu jcarHQmaha will bo the t-ccond live- Btouk market In the United Status. If Councilman 1'itr.iyi \ correctly reported ported at tliu beeret bcssion , ho wants CiipU Sullivan removed because "hi hnbii'tgot a friend on the force , and thu Biiluon men arc all down on him. " Now we would like lo know xvhat kind of. a captain - tain of polioo xvoulilsuit.Mr.Kiir.iy'dlduas. Is It desirable that \vu shall h.ive u cap- tulu pf police who will deliber.itidy vie lute his sworn dul > by Minuting his eye. ' tj ) glaring violations of the law ? Why I : Udismiliiil that thecaptiiin sluill be popu lar wltli thu salouu keepers ? The police foruo of Omahu has lately booa iiuprnved innlcrially by the diseiplinu which C'apt Sullivan lias introduced , but we pntsumi that n captain who ingi&U lha liHiiiibors of the foix'o thall kcuj out of the Haloons and gambling hull would not bo particularly popula With Inn men. The nlmplo question i Wiit'thcr thouity < > onnell proposes to havi Mil ) liixvn unforced by the puliui U the council is going to bacl tllO iiiw breakers against tin If Mr. I'uray wns i In a mining town , xvlier Judge Lynoh WHS thu chief of poliou.thi ftort pf talk would create no stirpri-su in city of 0 t.UJJ p3uilu it do very strnngely to lutvo a oouueil who ruiut'fcuiUu law abiding con ) ilt : Una ot thu hixth wnnl , dii the romovtil of un ollicer liceaus ts doing Idtf duty. Hirer Itnprovpitipnt. The nMfttilt of ihtMlhgruntlcd Mnjor Suter on the policy of Improving the \II ourl river , finds nn cntlnni ntio wrkrr In the cdltw of tlio Omnhn / / / nl't. Dr. Millnr lhr. itgh lh c.iliunns of us paper pronounce * nil nUompti to nako the Missouri navigable as useless , md ( lunounees appropriation ? for the Mitposo as money "thrown nxvay. " The Ifrraltl nays : N'o cleaner ent plrupy upon the public locket hns ex-er been Inx'cnted tlmn can l > o fchown In the eaeo ot money xvt < iti > d In fiNleml appropriations < o ini nine thn navlirnlion of the MI Miurl rlxcr. riio riMimtk apjillc ; to the x\hole length of It a x\ell nto the uppiT reitton. N'o boat in evei seen on Its wateis. lt < i navi ntlon Is n n > Hi ; IN i CA ! "linjirovenient" Is luipraotlea- ile ; tlii'rr U no nred of Its Impiovciuont , and 'very dollar expanded by i-nngri'sj tijion such a work U so niurh Molcn and wasted iiiiiney. Kvcry white man In this ] > art of the we.st knows this to be Indisputably true , ns \\f\l \ as Major Suter doas. The tallroads om ; since externdnatiHl u hat little commciro here ever was on thn Missoitti i Ivor , nnd * .V)0,000,003 Bpeut to lniirovo | Its channels could not rrsloio ex-en what it lost at Iho Minis of the competitive power of the tail- xays. . The ffcrnhl \ as liidly mistaken in its 'nets ns it is in tlio arguments which it ittompu to bolster up by an ignorant lUtortion of tlio truth. The Missouri ivcr , in its upper and loxvor iiortion , is icing navigated to-day by regular line if btoitinors which are doing : i good bu i- ies < with the towns alouj ; its banks. 'oxvcl Uros. , of Hismarck , have been run- dug a line between that jace ! mid 1'ort Jenion , a dlatancu of 81i ( miles , and dur- ngtlie season just closed have trans- ) orled thousands of tons of freight each xviiy. A steamer has made regular trips jelwecn Dismarek and points below. He- hides those , two c-r three other steamers nado regular trips lo HcnUm prior to his season. A regular line has been ply- ug between St. Louis and Kansas Cily md is understood to have done a paying msincss , toueliing at points not reached i.v railroads. These hard facts gix-o the io direct to the statement that the navi gation of tlio Missouri "is a myth" and hat "no boat is over soon on its waters. " 1 ho improvement of the Missouri is prac- .ieable and is demanded by the produe- ng interests of the vast agricultural re gion through which it passes. Were a channel once assured millions of tons of \vhuat and corn would pa.ss down the river to the Mississippi and ilw Gulf , and Millions of tons of coal and iron and Toight would make return cargoes - goes at rates which xvould rcu- ler competition by rail impossi ble. Everywhere open water routes lave ulaced impassable barriers to rail road extortions and have enriched the country by the saving which they have nado in transportation rates. Tito Erie canal , which cost New York state ? ? 1fl03.- )30 ) , has returned its cost five times over to tlio producers and consumers of that stato. Tlio Mississippi is a constant cheek-valve to the greed of corporate nonopolios along its banks. The great akes regulate freight tariffs at every > oint on tlieir shores. The objection of .ho railroad lobbyists and the corpora tion-bound editors to river improvements irises solely from the knowledge that an > pen river as a railway regulator cannot le bribed like congressmen , purchased iko legislatures , or subaidizud with job work likobrafs-collared editors. Admitting that "no boat is over scon on its waters , " xvliieh is false , it is clearly the duty of the govornmsnt lo put the Missouri river in sueli a condition as to render it available in case of extortionate rales on the part of the railroads. For every dollar so expended the public xvill reap ten-fold bcneiit.s. s for tJio Poor. The county commissioners have dele gated the business of caring for the poor to the superintendent oT the poor farm. It is le.tt to him to decide upou the merits of each applicant for charity , the quan tity of fuel and provisions lo which each is entitled , and Iho frequency with which liioy shall draxv rations. The business of making the purchases is also entrusted to him. This , of course , relieves the commissioners of a great deal of annoy ance and responsibility , but it gives a line opportunity for favoritism and job bery to the riuperinlendent. Ho becomes a sort of quartermaster and commissary without any restrictiona ad lo quantity , quality , and cost of supplies. As a con sequence of this fast and loose way of doing business , the county is probably paying u great deal of money for inferior materials to personal and political friends. This is only ono of the bad features of this method of curing for the poor. In all cities there arc always professional beggars and vagrants who make it tlieir business to live 1'ioin public charily. There rru hundreds of poor people who are meritorious , but xv'a : > prefer tj sillier and starve rather than to apply for alms. If thu charity dopaitnuut of thu county xvas managed xvitli an eye solely lo the relief of poverty aside trom politics and favoritism , thu proluisional boggai-i would be unable to consume what rightly belongs to the meritorious poor. Hut , under Mr. Pierce , thu vagrant beggars hold high carnival. Wo am credibly in formed that a gang of notorious uomcn who hax'o been iuj.ulfiir drunkenness , xagi'aney and 111 fame a number of times , have beun drawing rations all thuycai around , and tire still drawing rations U feed a brood ol roughs xvho are living upon tliuir wages of .sin. It is har.lly possible that Mr. 1'iercu is Ignoranl ol the character of this class or Hit criminal poor , and if he douim't know their unworthinenit it miibt bi biiiMUHu ho Inw nut trie 1 to inform hiu : self. Other repoiU reach us that pur sons who own property and are ol able to suppoit themselves and thuli families tire drawing ch.irit.x Irom tin county. Such Impostors should receivi no countenance , much lut * * , fuel and pro visions at thu public expense. This paper ha aluu\s advocated i iberal and generous policy In aailstin ; . he poor , but thu .system carried out b > thu county doits not commend itself u us. In thu lir.st place thu commissioner : should purchase at wholeaalu and Iron tint lowest bidder at u public letting with out favoritism. In thu next place , llmj shouldn't dulfgatu thu power , whiuh tin in them , to nilistiuil f whole lo not distinguish the difiVreneo l > e- ween desoninp objects of fhnrilv and ; v ojii | who lix'-on crime in itn most tlo rrndi d nnd revolting form. A AVortlij Cause. The committee of the Omaha Young Men's Christian ii oclilion : have bepttn Ihelr ranvass for funds for the erection of a building , and appeal to our citizens xvllhout respect to creed to assist them in the undertaking. I'ht-y propose next Sunday to hold a mass meeting at IJoyd's opera house , at xvhieh the cause will be lirescnled , nnd extend a general Snvita- lion to our people to attend and to help them on xvith the work. The Run cheer fully commends the eauso of the as-ioehr lion to tiio people of Omaha. Other cities of our sic , xvilh scarcely nn exception , have provided comfortable buildings for their Y. M. < J. A'.s. Their In fluence for good is generally recognized as in every way worthy of popular sup port. Their xvork is in tlio interests of peed ; citizenship and morality , and is prosecuted x\lth an entire disregard of denominational dilVerenecs. Any insti tution xvho.se object is to provide com- fottablo reading rooms and libraries , op portunities for mental nnd physical cul- tnro , watchful supervision oxvr and in terest in joung men should roccHe prompt and generous support in I heir xvork. The groxvth of this organization has been most encouraging. At this time there are 2)3'J ) associa tion * in uvislfiice. Of this number lH ) ! are established in tlio United Stales and the Dominion , iiival Hrttnln has r oi ; ; France. TO ; Germany , fill ) ; Holland , JinO ; Switzerland , M < ; Denmark , 4 ! ! ; and Belgium , 21. Associations are also established in Snain , Italy , Tui'knv , U'H- ' pia , Austria , Japan , Syria , South Africa , Australia , New Zealand , Madagascar , and India. The. strongest , and , in many particulars , the host of the organisa tions are tlioso in the United Slates. At thn present time there are in tills country C39 general ' associations ; 10'J ' colleg" , 09 railroad , 81 col ored , and 12 German associations. The American association oxvns properly to the extent of $ JuonGQ ( ) , of which sum SS.533,00 is invcslcd in buildings. Their aggregate annual expenditures now amount to about three-quarters of a mil lion of dollars. It speaks well for tlio railway management of this country that it encourages this branch of xvork among railroad employes. The expense of this branch of associations , at present , amounts to $7.\000 per annum.two-tliirds of xvhieh sum is contributed by the cor porations , ( ho officers of which tcslify to "the great benefit resulting to tlieir em ployes through this special department ot tlio Y. M. C. A. Tlio Omaha associ ation has struggled along for jears with out a home and in straightened circum stances. It is high time that it should bo planted firmly on its feet. KAXSAS CITV is reaching out to Hast ings , and other southwestern roads are tapping our territory behind us. If Omaha xvill open her eyes , and her cap ital , bts will open Iheii pocket-books we can reach down into the territory now occupied by Kansas City , and transfer to Omaha by as short a line as that which now runs into Kansas City a largo pro portion of the business of central Kan. son and the southwest. Wo have belorc this referred to the fact that a line ol railroad running southwest from Omaha to the Indian Territory line would tap every trunk line cast and west into Kan sas City about a hundred and lift.y miles from the Missouri river. It would give to that great see- lion a market hero as near to thuir doors as Kansas City itself , while il xvould draw to our stock yards the bulk of the great Tc\is : shipment of cattle. 1 he I.no of such a projected rotul would pass near Beatrice in our own state , through Ottawa , Kansas , crossing the Kansas I'acilie in Ellsworth county , ami passing through Comanchc county on the southern border , would cross tin : public lands in the western part of Indian territory. Krom that point a junction by direct route could be made xv.tli a railroad built trom San Antonio to Frodrloksburg Texas , and a port on the Gulf of Mexicc secured at Aransius. This is a far reach' ing t < chemo of railroad extension , but il is possible and practicable. Such a trunk line would do moro for thu inter- outs of Omaha than a do/.cn stub roads. THE outrages perpetrate I by the Hus wan mobs wno drove tin Jews outol Kussia find their p.iralhd in the cour.su taken by tlio I'russhi-i g > vornm > nt in u\c- \ pelling the I'oles frjiu the oaslurn prov inces of the kin1 : ; loin. As the lot of th i I'oles who live under Prussian rule in the province of I' M m It is bjun lesi li.irJjn- some than un lur U is > a , Ih ire h.is boon a siuldon InlliK of tais uiliuiy ; p ) > plu from the rule of tau o/.ar 13 ti ! it of tin kaiser , lint they do not bjooiij G ir- man'ued by thu ciian u , n > r d.i ti ! > I'JIH | tvho are native to thu provinou aJvanuu to pjrfuulio.i 01 tli it lino. So tlu German govorummt reao'iod ' fiu conclusion that tliu fewer in thu b.-tter , mi.I all chis-os of K I'oles In tint and t.M a.ljauont Silesia , Mast I'rusiia a ixj hejii notice lo leave. Thuy havebuun by thousands from the lands they ha I bought an 1 tlio housus t'luy h.t I nu | uirjd , and no coinpuns ition is o i'or.i.l tlic.u foi the heavy Ionthus inilictu.l. List cun tury Iliu I'r.mian g > vjrammt wu tiu praise of in iiikinl by tin kiiul an . goii erous ttMaluunt it CNlendcd to tlu Sal/ ' hurgcm , whom religious InUilerancc htui driven trom their mountain valleys ii southern Germany. Thu da.vot cxpti ! sion for religious faith U past inToutonh countries , but crimox as cruel are now porpelrated in the name ot nationality. Tiu : irrepressible Denis Kearney ii once morn on deck. Ho has resumed hi crusade against thu Chinese , and varies tint monotony of his tirades IM abiirtiiii O'Donncll , who has encroached upoi Kearnoy's domain by getting up a xvar fare on the Chinese on his own account THK pound ordinance Is beinir en forced , as It should bo , and as wu hope I xvill continue to bo. Ouiuhu is no lougui u cow ft : or IHiCler tlmit OHM. The xvcekoitthi futinonl has < le\el- oped few cx'ents l > t Wrikiug importance , or cNo the t : i' lu jliis'tulod to vto us duty. Tlio conf-rence. 'at. Cmistanllnoplo tins UK t and is Mill in . o4 ioli. Altnough the lilial decree ha ? hot l > een publisne.l , at the time of xvntliig , i is understood that thu treaty of Hcrlm Is to bo maintained by thu rcoralioit ! of the condition of ali'airs existing Wforl the unlortunato move of I'rinco A ux mk'r. ' The discon tented I > ulgarian t-and Hoiimelians. while the name of uml.xMs'llotiied them , are to reecix'call the real bi-nuiitsof unioneach prox-inco being Indopundetit of thn oilier , but both Intxinglhc same governor. Eacii is lo maintain a militia , but iiuilhur mililia is to leavu its own country , a pro- vi-lon otit-elf valueless , sineo the luilf ravage Ihilgarians have already shown a disposition to consult their oivn sweet xvills rather than comfort the Kuropoan cabinets. Finally , there is an evident hope that future complications may bo pr.-xoiiled by placing the real govern ment of the two provinces In the handset ot an international commission , which shall make llio laxvs and uo that they are properly ontoreed. This means that I'rinco Alexander Is no longer to bo trusted , and that Kounu-lia and Bulgaria are to pass into the anomalous condition of several other Turklsii provinces , in which thu real power is hidden behind a puppet governor. The agreement is of a kind xvith many that have preceded it , merely temporary , and hablu at any mo ment lo be overthrown by inllui'iiccs that nrobojond tlio control of umo.issadors and cabinets , * ' * Mr. I'ttrnell's nationalist campaign is progressing beyond lao expeuUitious of his most ar io.it adm.ivrs. Cablegrams an nounce thai he is eerta.n to have ciirhly- six folloxvcrs , and the chances are even foi three more. Of tliesj sixty-eig.it are from Minister , Leinster an-l Cotiiiaught , being a clean sxveop of those provinces xvith thn exception of two lories from Dublin university. In Ulster out of thirty-three .seats ho is certain to c irr.y seventeen , and in Liverpool he xvill carry oho. The still doubtful seats are two in Ulster and ono in Liverpool. For tlio attack upon Ulster and Liverpool there were selected siv men , xvho will also run in oilier districts. These men and tlieir districts anas 1'ollow.s , the di.lienll ones being namud lirst : T. M. Healey , South Derry and North Monaghau ; Thomas S'\ton , W > st Belfast and South Sligo ; Justin McCarthy. Derry Cily and North Longford ; Mr. pillon , North Tyrone and East ISJavo ; J4\ T. O'Connor , Scotland Wu\l , Liverpool and Galway - way ; John Reiliiiond , Exchange Ward , Liverpool and WexforJ. Of these Mr. MeCarthv nml Mr. Dillon have the. hardest kind of lights , but success is likely. Mr. Kedmond probably leads a forlorn hope. Tllesoiiro the only men having double nrtVntn-.ltions. If they win tlieir doubtful seats tlioy xvill resign the other ? , which will then btf lilled by less famous aspirants' . Mr. Parnell declines to run any where' but'4n Cork because of his unuill.ngnosS to sit for any other place. Jt has been resolved to abandon the idea of contesting districts in Glas gow and London. Instead of this tlio Parnell men will h .p the lories thu-ro , as the matter now stands. The contests in Ulster are likely to be aided by fierce faction rivalries iiiaido thu lory party there. Tlio orange wing , which is light ing the aristocrat o leaders of United Ireland , has doim a real service in col lecting proof that Ir.sh landlords are mortgaged up to their eyes with Lon don bankers and usurers , and the secret of lliuir refusal Ui abate the villain ous renUs is the obligation lo pay enormous interest on past loans. * * Mr. Gladstone b ijan his Midlothian campaign on Monday and has continued it throughout the xvc jk in Scotland. The great aim of the i > n miur is to force from the front thu ibsm of ell ireh disestablish ment which the conservatives are oppos ing xvith fierce vigor as thu lest is-ue of the liberal campaign. Th t entire aspect of the canvass has be en changed by the shrewdness with which Salisbury and Churchill have injected t'lis ' disturbing issuu into llio campaign and aroused tlio fears of every vested interuit in Great Britain. In addition thorn souins to bo a decided laok of proper management in the liberal canvass. In London alone forty seats in tlio house of coinm ms are contested by two or more lib mil candi dates , nnd.in the whole United Kingdom the lories m.iygain seventy-live members of Parliament through the division of their opponents. Americans can hardly understand .such loose political organiza tions as this state of a'Va ' rs shows , and it is evident that Iho Brllish liberals need a few loaders xvith a Yatik.jo faculty for organization and discipline. Alphonso of Spain IH ill onou < ; Ii to havu liin hualth ituiiirod | after by the Queen of K i laii 1 , and tint IIKMIIS vury 111 indeed. HJ w.U nuvor strong , having inherited a poorj criimiiution on both si los. IV'sidns , bi < fdrn he attaluiul hid full Rrowth , ho was nllowod to liavu too imic.li of bin ovvii , way , and ut.luj.l t.u purminsion , an yoifth-Mvilh tin nnlim'tu 1 itmount of pooki/t / mogvy jrjnerally do , to impair hm oi\n h < : ) ( . In casu of bin duath , troubluj jj"r0 wjtru to break out in Spam. Tnu Au-itjiiirnnuun la very unpopular - popular , an 1 hjrLipii > intin ) iit as rugmt would m ! in rjvolutio'i in th > near fu ture. Th ) Carliiip w'j il 1 ba sure to r su and w ill I pro' ; liily ni r < j an > tli ir stu ) born I'ulit , b it lYlo-jfj.'cths of tlu puoplo are o.ipm ; d to th 4r' ro ramm ) . Worn Don Carlos to prcfejill conversion to liberal oral Ideas , lu might have a gou.l clianct of mounting the throne , for , though the townspeople are republican , Iho most popular ollicors in tha nrmy are bltterl.y opposed lo demoeracy , ami the muaa ol the peasantry ure iipathutio. * * The only chance for Burundi to oscapn British annexation appears lo ho the du' lay on tlio part of ( ho British authorilici until thu parliamentary elections un : over. Thou , If the liberals provu to have won a decisive victory KingTIieubaw may possibly preserve his Independence , A tory defeat this fall will surely be taken us evidence that thu British people ure oppu&ud to ttu policy , aud Lm-d Salisiiurj will hnrdly dare to attack Ititrmah win n his nwn oxorthroxv : ippt-ars nmuinenU TltK question lotxheUier the let'icr | i o gambling hou < es : md xiolatorsof the H censp ordinance shall dietale the re moval of police officers xvho urn trying to do their duty. A Pointer IVom ( lip Urcoc'oni Ctt.r. New Orleans Picayune : When a boy starts out in the world and determines to make a man of himself ho is bound to succeed it he lives ; but if he slops by the xx ay to be a sport , a hoodlum , a dude era a politician ho becomes a mi crablc fail ure. _ The Smlitle Oovevnor. Chicago Nexv.s : We look for Fit/.luifrh Lee to make a very weak irovernorfor Vir ginia. Ho appears to 1m a namby-pamby sort of a person , and his enliro canvass for the governorship has been conducted on his family name , his xvhiskers and Ids uncle's saddle. We have in the career of T. T. Crittendou. of Missouri , a notable Illustration of the follv of bolting on pedigree and pulchilrudc. Improvement in Trade. Ncxv York Mail : The improx'enient In mauv important branches of industry which sot in some mouths ago continues to make salisfautorv progress. There is a dncidedly hopclul feeling in tinanci.il aud commercial circles. Business men hail become so acc.uslniucd to depression year after year that it was naturally loaivd there xvoiild be a disposition to force the activity when a ehauvco eanui for the hotter. Thus far these yioixs have not been .sustained , aud there is a slow , healthy rociiponitiru going on xvhieh is gratifying to the conservative ela.sscss. Kven Ttloti Men lluvo Tronblo. New York World : Senator Palmer has ( liseox'oroil that even rieli men xvith end less a nounts of money have trouble , lie has just completed his very handsome house upon Iv streel. Justlieynud him on llio corner is a very large house , built sotuelldii" ; in tlio style ( it the British le- g'tlion. It is occupied by an eccentric Washington citiv.cn by the name of Lowr.v. Senator Palmer's lot joins his. The senator built a st.ible on the buck of his lot and as tar away from his neighbor as.possi'blo. Tliisslahlo hasoilcndcd Mr. Loxxry. ' Is order to a\engo himself lie huilliiwult nine foot h cn between his lot aud the senator's. This wall rises above the oul. > window in the .senator's dining room and shuts oil completely the handsome view of a neighboring park. upon which the senator had particularly prided himself. More than this , it linn so darkened his dining room that it xvill be imnos'iblo for it to bo used except by ar tificial light. As Mr. Lowry is rich and obstinate , the senator lias no means of persuading him to remove tliu xvall. Tlio Anilro Monument. New York Sun : Wn disapprove of the destruction ot tlio Andre monument. The reason wr > disapprove of its de struction is that bloxvmg it up is unlaxv- fnlThis This is tlio only reason There is a very simple wav to prevent any further dibits to doMi-ov it. Efface all existing inscrptious and en grave upon it thov- words : Thin Stone Marks the Spot xyhoiv John Andre , A British Spy. Was Di'servodlv Hnnired By the Order of Gen. George Washington. From American patriots his memory Merits neither respect nor commisera tion. fj AXI > Tra Oavcnpoil owns a large block of land InVane county. Neb. The Chleau'o Herald remit ks tint Oov. Hill bchif ; bald-headed it is not snrpilsln that ho fchould ha\e tuken a liont seat. .Mr. M. K. Smith is the Grand Ti-roon of the tieaMiry now. Tlio oilyinal Coon has conic down. The president is said to he favorable to the admission of Dakota , hut he thinks that It admitted thu state ou lit to bo dhided. Mamlce Kmgslpy , a son ol Chail sKlnps- ley , the novelist , has made a loiUuu : In the silver mmca of Color.ula. He has toundthu mine mightier than thu pen. Secretary Lainir Is loud of tnklns Ions and lonely \\ulks at niu'ht , but he is not a toninainhulist. Rnstuvns Pancake has been appointed po-.t- ninster at Onii'ga , Ohio. Jlo Is very iiopmar with 'lasses. Canon Karrar pi onounees Boston the Ath ens of Aniciiea. lie must have caught a glimpic ol .lolin L. Sullivan's ( iiculi e uitour. Mr. It. I ) . Ilajes Is deeply Intel ested In the statement thai a tarmei In his btale cl.iims to have developed u breed ot chickens which lay to CKKS a day. ' Take homo your saddles , " Bald General Grant to the southern soldiers ; "You will need them theie. " Thu sentiment WIIH adopted as the platform lu Virginia. LUO'H sadiho will be historic heicatter. ROUOATIOVAfj. Vrof. Timothy Dwi-nt is considered to tie the coming man lor the piesldenuy of Yale. Kiic i me.ulxr ( d the iox\doln ; liicitllv ! > "at luimi : ' to the stiidtmU an hour and a halt Monda , > s. Princeton and ( 'oinellstuduntinio litlilliii ! over the simarcs oC u clicks buard , aud b > poital caul. Jl eoMs51,000 a year to keep up the Yale bo.u chili , sl'i.lMO a > ear for the oali nine and V1M ) aeiir loru lootbull team. It Is said that In KiiJand [ ono limn In every r > ,000 takes a unh'er.sity eour e. In Sootlaud lu every ftli , In ( iurinany In cvciy 'JIU , ami In Ameilea in every L'.OJJ. The lemilo nnlierslty of St PetersbnrB , the nrst in-tltiitlon ol the kind In Hussiii , wasInlii-nle.l ( uistook. . The lo al luiuilj took p.irt in the beieinuiiies. A inlsshmaiy writes liom Japan that Hit Kovi'riimeiii is snhitiiiitini ; Itoiuan leiter < foi tl'O ' e now III use. T le iiil'i | > tnli ! nf Hut ICil- K Mi lanifiiaL'o by Japan adds II,03UOJ ( ) to thu KiMlHii si.-aling | \\oiul , . sail l''iaari.- slinu.d he iishnmed of the coinii units thai me m.iile im.dn t In i t-choolx. , Tnt'io me in the lieiKhhoihood ol lii.lOi IJOVH I and twirls of K-hool aiii wno aie not In the seho.il.s. [ San Francisco Post. The now pit'sldunt ol il i dalun cn'lo e , O\lir.l , is ui.it ! the yoiui t'-t man evei ai- , ii ilnli'd head ol the lum-e-nbniit thiily-nve. The place is xMiith7 * > J > l aeiir. . \\itli a s pu- CIOIH re-lduneo and ivrlaln allowaneei. Pi of. Tiid. ill's muniiK-L-nt beijiiect of S10.- KOJ tu Cohiinlna collide hiibM'ii iiinoiilat | | | > 'd In the tru trus to the eiidimmi/m oi a pel- nianeni Icl.oushlp in | ih > nlis. ( hit tii't iiieo.iiu ( j | \ \ liieliill iimoiint lo ul least iillsa > e i. Miss Kin \ al Mo. , M. ! > . . a Chinesu hidv of " 1 , lias tins ji-r 4riidnated ar llm heail 01 her class m the Nw ! YoniVoinan \ s Jlcdi. al college. Her father was a Piosdjterlan con- M'ltaiul niission WIIUMCI. and i-ho hus > Ux-n can-fully cdueali-d t < u IIII-.SIOII uoi ! < . bio , ' held b J'lo- Thop:4ilei-or : ! > hipot o'y ) foisor ilunlle > in the Mihool of fcienco in South Ken-liiKl"ii. London. lmIH'L'II ' ulioi- Mifil since h iitsUiu-d. Tutah.ij asi , - JMKIu joat , and thu chair wascon-idi'iL'd "ono ol Hit ) few piui-num'ii In lnolu i4MI lliut Ilsuliiilition m.di > Itttlii favor amoa , ' muu of bi'lcnrii. A univertlt ) for women , endcwed by private funiU hashccn oin-mtl at hl.lVler Uui . vilh a InliroMiy torclwmitij and a MuillainMied , with all the aiipliaiicus no iar > lur the mil- suit of tliu physical wifin'c-s. I he nilnUler ot public Insiiiii'thiii did not assl-t at the pabUucrremoay ot Inanimation , iiml liis iili- scnct ) has tinni-lieil llm theme of il ll > cly nitclo In the Northern Miv-iM-'iuur. a ne\v Itii-slan icview edited b.x a woman , iiml staled to bu thu or 'aii of femlumu uinnluu in the cajilUJ ut tiiu czar. 1AIPIKTIUS. "Whnt is the\xx > ist thltijt about ukcd the Sundn\ wheel wipetluti'mU'iit. Atultbe newlioy snltl.Vot 1m\ln nny. " - ( TlXH ) PlC-SS. Sund.t > It tlioeolden eh p which MinN to- pvlhpr Hie xolui'ic-oi the week. II is als < > a flood lim ! < for one to pinl ntT hi * Inxitsaiid tiy alt the liunliMt iviiumes nerumuiatrtl durriK the pnf odliiR six days. The dlilfreiice bctxrecn the txvo men 1 1 that Mr. Cleveland Injs al bill In the eontnbi- tlon tiicc at clturrh.ldlo Mr. Uetidiicks throws a sllxor itini1er ] In so hitixllyn * tu make It heard all over the loom. A little Kb ) attcndinsc rhuicli last Suiulav xvith her moliier xtastclxcn Ihechamte to put In the nuittlbiitloti l ov. After It had Iven t i-.scd aivund the little irlil looluM up nnd said. "Ma , 1 paid foi lour.Vas that ttcht ? " A xvestein rli-nrymiin sny.s that If men and xvomen are Indnnee at nil they < nirht ! todnnec In M-panito moms. HuOianils will pleji4i > take tiotlce , and hen after when they put t licit bnre fool on n tuck tlsoyvvllleeto it dial it happens when thoirxUve.s anin an- otliel loom. ' Hiomlcy , you never heard Mich nn rlo- rUient .sermon beloiv , I tint NIIIC. There was no hmiiu ? of lnUiv.st. Such brilllunl ius- Mines' - "Yiv , D.n linger. 1 admit that. Still I slept dliiiiiu'"lie of the passnces. " "You did. cli' . ' \ \ hy , l.Kilidey , x\ lint i > as.sni was It' ' " "The passjifre of the collection bas ket. " fPhllaik'.phui fall. The polls were alumt rlu lncnt sundown. Tuesday , in the oily of the I'evi-rned .iinptn1 of Tho-sun-do-imne" lame , when a coiored brother soi mxvfullj said : "Oh I dat xve had .loshua line Inr to make de sun stan * still nir an lioiu I1' ,1oslui.i , we aie ini'ormed , did not show up. A West Side clerpxmnn. while proceeding float one heading or' his dNcoaise to another theme , hiindav CM-nlns , aiiuoiineed , "Hut I pass" - lietoto he could pnn-wd with his icmaiksamau in the millei.v , lust avvalaiust Jioni soitmolcnt ! cthaii\ . , shouted al the top ol his voice : "Then I neike II smdesl" Adirondack . H. II. Munnx. it'iiinikid In Ids Iccluioat Kutlanil. Vl. . thai the cl'edil ot the management ol his Montreal restaurant was due to his sister and two nolile clrN , and that II anvonc dated to ronnlo the names ol the. ! ' women with dls iain he would kill him on the spot. And yet tlm sanjiuliiaiy W. 11. II. Mm 111 } Used lo boa c.lciir.Miian. Pat son Downs' rlimch was crowded hi > t Sunday and hundiiHscn - tuiiied away. The l > ei nhaidt nnd Latiirtry style ot advcilis- Imtcorl-itnlv pays. I'lonni stiailliiK shop- henllio toiiiid it hard to make hnth cnils meet , he Is now n pa ) ing card io anleetuie Inuc.ui at S'JOO a niKl'it. I'ho moral scem.s to be that U dot-Mi t pay to be moial. lllm-- ; ; hampton ltciubliean. | "It beats all eiwitlon.1' muttered old Mullel- hcad , "what pnlnshwiiidlei % will take to boat honest men. HornMHiiebody has saddled a hsidlOceut piece on"on me. ' ' "Can't > on pass It asralnv ' timely MtuKcsteiJ his levM-r tiidf. "Pass It. * ' he snouted. "wh.\ . the thiiiic Is as black as my hat. No. I'll Imve to put It lu the I'onliibution ' box. " IJcv. Mi. Mantayailan orPlilladclihhi.ajs | 't ii | iis.sitile lot a man lo be a Christian with . Ml believiiii : than .limah was swallowed h , a whale. It is easy einuh : tobcllcxe that .lonah VMXS swallow ed Jn a whule , but the sloiv about his huliulliiown oat on di.v laud alter a tew da\s ° sojoinn in the Inlciioi de- paitmunt is what vuecUs Iho ciedulitj el' man. man.A A tramp printer set up the doings of a Sun day school cuaoiit ton lor a Ilailund paper , the proof ol which was not lead. Alter the 'itper had been worked on" the lo'lowlitisen- ' t tieo was found In thutcpuii : "Krom ID to lUoOsonjjand dance hy Hex. Mi. Cany. " This caused a sensation , dutiii } ; which the tjpo made his escape. "It nils mj heail w itii joy. ' ' said an earnest eountiy p.islor , at the rail id hisscinion , "to see MI many straimcisaimiiu ; oar coini < Ca tion on this iRyuiiilul . 'i.ilili.tlli moiniiiK. ho- joiuueis in 0111 town arc alvtajs welcome : \\u waul them to come. Young men and old men whom iileasiiit ! or hii ine- hascallel away limn Inc sotieninc ; inlliieiipc- home , vve ; ieet with open hearts. The collection will now he taken up. " TJIC ie\iscd revision of the bible isn't sell- Imrncjtrlv as last as its piihli-hi'i.s imtiei- p.il d The smallt'i editions KO vvt-ll , hut I lie ( ina.iussiuv ) > i-r.-istently on the pahllslu'is1 slicivcs. Thoe\iiliinifion : is simjile enough. The old fashioned tnmilvhlhle is ju-tas ( rood as ever it was lor ptosiiijj ] ilmto/riphs and autumn leaves , and it Isn t every lamily thai can allot d to Keep ii ] > with thu uiy latest style In b.bles the.su hard times. A man who used to pteauh the gospel In thoseulemcuLs has wijitjn to a iiicnd In KiueKa , Nci. , that ho is lunnin a har in -llleda , Montana , and that his paitner Is Yatiifh , an od-timer fiom Callloru a who used Ui deal fain in Coloi.idu , and \\asseut tu iienitontiarv lor Imr lai v. "lie is a iood KamblliiK man. " die aies his evdci leal part ner in a hurst of admiration , and adds hy way ol personal vindication : "helling whisky pajsJicit'-rthan piwiehluf ; , and be sides it is no hauler work" SINGUljAIUTIKS. ColTeeiilaiilsliavcb ea ibundgroxvingwild in Butie county , Cal. Portland , Uie. , claims a cow whose milk Is neatly il ) per euntcicam. The crop ot one pumpkin vine In Michigan was MM puiimU ol pie mak'ilal. The stii'els ot Sul [ stun. v , N. C. , are being innumlamlzcd with go. d quaiiz , woithttj a tun. tun.A A Jiix'e lumber of white swans have bpi-u killetl in t.iu vicinity ol MiU-hcll , Oak. , this season. A man with biljjht jmrjilo Irdr was the ob- seivvd of ull utisurxtiia in u Cleveland ( U. unut loum. A eotnjar , measuiin'4 seven feet silinhiis In length. was.iin hysoai humeisuii Lin coln clock , Ojegun , last week. Dandelion tools weie raised extensively in New Hampshiif this .veat and iiru.it.tbly so.d lo maniltaetiuei.s ot alleged collce. A gray citule , me.isiiiln' sjven feat Irom lip to tip , with a i.ililut in cacii talon , wiis ! < liot near Sautamento , Cal. , hit.t wec-k. The body ot Mrs. . .1.V. . Taylor , of Louls- vilie , vvhk'li was. Inlened six years a'o , has nut'ti ion ml completely iieti luuil. with evei > leatiue liie-like. A daughter of Mr. aad Mrs. Frank Klin ; of SprltiKiid d , Ohio , tvi mouths unl , aoul > twelve inelie.s lonjj , aad shows no signs of glowing IiiiKcr. A night watchman at Athens. ( ! a. , KIVN he often hc.irs the whistle ot the engine on the ( ieoigla lailioad as it JI.I.SM : ; , Madison , nuuuy 1IH ) miles distitiiU dipt. Ilannii hiomilit up from San Pcdio , Cat. , on hbJast Hip , a potato weighing aiiuiit seventeen pounds , ami measuting tliiil- tliiuuiiud tliicit-eighths inc.ie.s itiuiind Hie luigest piu I. A numherof ho son a St. Helena. f'nl. ( ) much b ramu lliloxiciilcd nilely nom a too lieu l-iiiiiUeiiee in tempi ) iiomace , : iud a pitched tuU.e lollowed , m w/iiili / one ul Hit It in stated that a jilulit has been dlscovejcd In houui Amuriia wlnca posM-t n siion e ecu leal propel Hies. Un liieal.illL' alviirii shoek Is tell , and aconiuss Is alTecled at a d.slaiit'e .suaiu left luiiii tliuilalll. ] The gold dug Irom ihu mini's In Thibet , wiilesa mitiiioiiiuy , ISM > | ileiitjiil ! that it i used to covui the ) iinnac.cH ol llio paKodiii * , nnd Is mad mm iilolx , chah.i , cunulies mill ornaments lei the people. A ncnio in TcxiirKniia , Ail. . , ehl.s glm-s lor ali\iiitr. A wnifi' in oiiii ol tne u.eillejil imiflssil | > w lie will ma.lu.ile j-'lithn lo ] | , ay ( > ill un > ( in ; ntit > . liom a small pteio to a lump eli i nine ) , and l > eij ! < il ujui.l d.i.N.1' A hhowcrot Htialls tell in lliulfoHl. Conn. , one in , hi iaht % Mfk ; , .ipl'iuun ' Ullri lit'.U ) hhowcis. 'IheMiaiis llio Coiiiulii hiijsuuii ncitliei of aiMiiiKiiowii not IMIvniifij - and \\rio niniilur lo a liui ( ibM-ned in Jlaitloul ahout a yuir ago. A ii.i > id''iit ' of Denmark , Iowa , nffuis for sale a U'UiiideiHiilu ' asuitmuiu ol ntiaKdv llnihui and plan io l.UtU'jliiiuit MiaUus , lihif Jaet'is siieailiif4 ) viii-iri , sjiollt'ij iiilJfi * nnd the iiUenti > cuiitt a lent , 01 .ij i cms if tlie jiiurhasci lukex tvvchu leet nr iiiou * . A Seviul.i ( ijo iH-clor diM-uvcied lollcn < | imrtin tnudiii Ini-jwn out ol.cviiaJ ho u- . liv gioiind MIHIU-II. Mimiiiim ; U. he loiind thai il coiiiamud gnld , and li > ioiiov\hu up theworlioi Ihe-o liitliininoiia Illllo ninn-it hcdiscoveicd the net ) mining rampui the Ksiui'ia du diftiJcL There Is H cliiulo tree In Texas called the mulm-Jlit chin , i the oil.'in ol wliieitai > liiliiitexl to Mnalieaii II. Lanmr MV < UII | pu-ii- denl ol the Loim ftur nlnle , and an anctnior ot Hie piusunl Mru-lan L. < { . ( ' Lanut.vs.io tuoihicid tlio tn-D 0 > teuTMiit , ' lliei'omiiMii chiiiH. iiultin , ' llm iimnulius under Kiouinl and letting tliu lootxbpioiit. llcno .Slater , of Noiiistown , Pa. . Ima liilei MI MVIIIonn | iU , OIIK ot winch U a imin-tro-iit ) of an iniiisiial type , ( umililnliu MltUu jKiU'ine cutmrtivuon u ji niui ; ol luu hitman atmtoniy. The left fore 11mb , tnst rt , of Nng n h'f , is UKU the aria of an Infi ut Al lie ix.vmity Is a hand , rnnialnliu a thU'nbnnd fotirtH'Prfineprs , wluch nro n-g. tibr in num. tvcn to II u imlid. V s.in I'mnrlsoo man lias n favorite ral vlileli s > ll al the dinner tnlile and mis lish fioai ap.Htn , uslnt ; lt.4 paw ( n lieu of a folk 01 kill e. Sometimes the man plxes the c.tt a piece of hsh fmm Id.s own plnta One dav to. , nth the cat was absent when the d'ni'ct ' K'll r.inr , but ho soon cam it bniindlnG ; In nil SIMINC tiM | n his chair with two muc in moulli , ono of which ho dropped Into Ids ow n p. at and Iho other lute that nf his iat.s lei . thus dividing his dinner as had been done Will ) lll'H. Several days no the xvlfo of WIHiolm I'lviiml a tn'iiiinii intnier , living nlNint half a mile iHi-.ii lloigute. Ohio , cave blHh lo nvo chlldun , all Ixus , and nil the Jnlntit.s a o xved lutnicd ami mho.hoa rene < i > on * dent Invent iUMtt. , ] thlsNtupcndoits Inert ( is i in llioecnMis in iot < ud that thn i-v ent is but one ul a seifes Hint h-ivo happened In thU Inter- < > -tlni ( fainth. Mrs. rrt-uml Is i'A jeaia of .ixe. and diiiini ; her nlueleen years ol mar- ittd HicliHs given birth to tweiitv-onu chll- divn. rlchtia of w liom are now altvo. The olhei tluvc lived to xm ions 111 s ovuratnr. A traveler In AuMmlta describes n cnrioiu blul round in the Innglusot thnt country. U is called the ball idor or ilancor , tnun Itj jntiipluia"llon. Two of them weiosoen to- lO'ther and oniyfully fituilled. As soiiu IIH olio olid a'lehted ' t'le oilier jumped up , thulium hems like clone vviirk in Us regularity , and eaehlvtmn ultcrini ; a note soumliiu like loh .10" ulteilm : the syllnblo "to" us Im erotjclitil to spilo- ' , "lo" while In the air , nnd "do as he aliuiited recnlar wnitr anil danpeperfiiininiiio. The Sydney Ornitholog ical society has oft'eted u. lai o sum for a pair of them. A < iuoor siK-eimeu of tlio .sivuliiol fatally vxiMiveentlj caught at Soiilh Praiile , Pleuo ciuiiit.v , \\i : > hlimton Tcrntoiy , sa > 8 ll.e Ta- ( oniii Ledirer. It was a litilo laiirer than a chipmunk , hat ll.s ( nr wasMiow-whito except ing the belly , which was icdillsh btovvn. "And the color ol Its tnr , snvs the I.edgtr , "Is a j > e < ull , u lliiin ; about it , tor in AppJcton'H cnevcioiH-iliii titi i.1 Is no mention ov w.ito MtmtelK. | whd ' chipmunks , or white chli-K- aivt' . Thu-,11 who exaiiiined tlietinlmid ny they never bcloie have seen a wliitoM.uir-ol. The uniiii.d is molmhly one of those ticuks of nat n ' Known as an iiihluo. Sii < h trcnUs lire not line iiMinon , There au > v\hite ulejihnnta and VMI , le.mkevhlle lii ! ckhiid.s aiuiwhlld ciovvs. Oi > euiotnilly u white negro or China * mail are met w ilh. CO.VMIUIA1JTI12H. A \Vasliliitrton bridenmom recently pave ( he minisicra .M,0 ( > ( > note. Mrs , Coj no hanued a man In Younestown Ohio , lor dan a cs lor hu lu-h ol piomiso. Ho didn I VN.'IIII Coyne , but MIC ! does. In the wedding trossean ot the Piln-o 3 Mailed'Ottcaiis wa-sa pi-ail luwkl.iuo u. , ut in t io Chinese war by Gen. Pallkalu , vulutd at S'i' > ,0 m. * Dnnkiik , N" . Y. , Is gosslplit' * n-nr the mir- i . ; liii e oi Clini cs Ho c , i Oh , in * e 1 iin.lrynmii , loajoiiiig while g.n who iftmu Hum Now YorK city. f -1 Chariot' Wiley Koo. acolmod jirlnlcr , win - m.nriedn-cciitly m Hiillalo to AII-8 Mnry 10. Nmion , a ( haindng will to ) oiugludy of PottJerxis. A couple of Urnrchi mill hnnds quit work at II nYloeU , v\i nt and got tmurled , ate llh-ir dinner and vvcie ua-ic In tholr respeotivo po- ilt.oui at 1 o clK'i ( ( . A couple ciniilojL'd In a Georgia mill quit vMitk in 1'i o'clock on a ic e it day , went 01 , and i ot maided , then pan mlc ol diniiernna v\eie IMC.U in Ihir tcspcullvo pusitiona un Iho whistle l > lu\v 1 o'clock. An India'1 ! mr : > a > sotiteil 1 1 his daughter's mariiaje in the folluivingnotu atiaoiuu io I e maiiir.gc 1,1 , n-e : " .Ml. H. mis pcimlssion , u Co i he d. The iirl is not ol aye , hut she is so deail-et that we have caved. " Tlu pHtllcs to the RiMis-itlnnul Dublin eloi > - - m nc or tnewei-ic am the Ho i. Kit den Mamie IJrookc , da miner of Visumini Ma.Vu.- dun ai d wile oi Mr. Gerald Itldiaid H oot ' anil Mr. Seymour it > islui , a hndinnt i.ivvr , ten ve.us hut jtinii r bite .a ol * nuuioiUj igu c , nnd htv. toni ihildrcii. riioildi.acooinpl shed and l > nantifn' d uglr ter < ' a ( jci.naii M'U'iitisi to en ly ( haiid , hi > - d surtetl hei uioihur in 1/1. / er to many a cn.i c. Inn al and i 'lioianl list ) rniiiu. J' ( > m.d her i.he him a I her tort me hefiri mi r ing litiand : sie ! n iw d'i-s me i n wo . like oil i pas.ini wo non. Tiie liii-bind Ii u iirm nu.i -xt'i1 iii-t'i- iljlit of ; i m-n tn at his wile Most poo.ilo will .hlnk the yuln ; woman w is cii/\r , Ji.u a mill -.u cjiii .i..aju has dji-air - 1 iiei p - , , e-il > sa-i ) . A lustlej ol th p ice In OOMO" co-uity trot a Ii t e mixed m .until. ; two couples o. ' u 1- oirilciti/.en- .Sunday. Tne two wutn n and the to iiii-n wltu wanted to be joined in niatiimoiiy were all stand ng up t gctlu-r , and the jn-tifc mariitd one ot the wome.i o iiuli thu men an. I noth tlio vve.nuu t th i ot , er man. It Is now t-o hadlv mixed that the men don't know which m the worn , n to I vow in. The justice wan u lime suucdat ii time , an 1 h is IK-UII vvoiKlti : : HIIICO log -I t .illst .lightened out , rAtlanta ConslUutio . M. IVnall , a p irltait pumter in Lvonsvas inun eU to b.-iiiaiii.d to Mile. Minu'e U i- na d , a id a lew dan lo.oie the time , , jed tin tins wedding he sithl lo his liamc ; . "I hope y m have paid delcienee to my itnll- iiatli > and ouleied all jour c.lutlns wilhmttii iiiisth ! . " Thu glil sin I d .iii.l ti-plli'il , "Soon , r than wear a wedding ides- , without a ton in- me 1 sha J never wear any at a I. Tne nr.lst caincMiy nni-.e-ted , mil niiaily told h rJio mnsl choose between his an , I her d.-vo ion lot liisliion. ThtUNII t was not lit his i'.ivur and he lelt the same exeiiiug for Kgyjil. \Yanted Him to I0nco\iru-o Cbonp "Vat is it you vnnLs , Sclmcob ? " asked I\loso \ Scliauinour < r ot his oldest HUH. "li.ve me a halul'ol' a dollar , loJdcr. " "Vat doe.ou yant lo do mit dose larj'u sums of moii'Hhr" ' 1 I vants ter make myself sonio bloas- nre.s. 1 vaiits ter o dot theater in. " "Choost be a Mitinilde boy , Sehacob. " "Vat ver vants IUB to do. foddurr" . " 1 dolls you how to pit all dot bleas- HITS vat you vinw mitout sciiondiu ) | inoney.s Von .you uoas dot put in , anil ( lot yetier vosh cohCchoost stick , ve.r/eet / outside , and von dev van most frozen. choost pull dose feet dot vnrni bed in. L dells you dot vosh a bt5iiMirc. ! Vat for , Sehiicob , you vunta lor nniko ver old Jo.N , dcr weep mit do < o frivilous bloasur s vet vo-h so t-xpiishivo. ! " l-VHti'fln j , Wntory and llnw from llio l''JnverTIH | In AVrlm Oiirutl liy Co 1 1 cu ra. 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