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    THE OMAHA DMfcV JB15J3 , SATURDAY , OCTOBBIi S , 1S85.
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ntMitA. UrrtlM. cln-ck * nml ( > < > . < iIHp < > union
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m m poflwiMc mmi mnium.
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KMJP tint bull rolling. 1'ilo tip tlni
brink ami mortar , : uul lot llio boom go on.
Ax oltl newspaper correspondent nl
Washington predicts Ihul Ilio next eon-
ffftatu will contain ns many drinking men
mulld Ilio historic. This Is welcome nowfl
to Ilio Wunhlngton gin-milts.
building has collapsed ,
this limp in Chicago. Some of these day.s
there will 1n > : t universal clamor in Oma
ha for a rigid supervision of buildings
tnulcr course of construction.
'J'nn democrats generally tire HO innolt
opposed to civil pervioo reform tluit I'rcs-
idonl Cleveland will probably find it dif-
flcull. loRel n democrat to accept the
place vacated by Commissiimnr Gregory.
SKtfivroitMAiiONi.s : bad boy lias boon
on anolhor spree , and lias been arrested.
This limo ( ho old mun bhould lash the
son with' that horsewhip V7ith which ho
rccontly attempted to whip a young man
for loading his boy nstray.
Tins country is neb the only nation that
him a Chinese reduction net. The Ilu-
vriilian government bus paused o.lawlim
itirig lo twenty-live tlio number of Chi
nese wlio can bo brought into the king
dom on ono vessel. This docs not inohido
theSe hfivinjj passports , but the latter tire
only issued to Mongolian inhabitants of
the islands who desire to visit China.
TT is a mistake to suppose that the
.polygamous Mormons can find a refuge
in old Mexico. Ji'lio Catholic church is
the dominant religious organisation in
that country , audits influence i.ssullicienl
to prevent , polygamy getting any foot
hold in Mexico. Already the Catholics
Have raised their voice again.sl any in
tended Mormon colonization and the
granting of any lands for such purposes.
IT was supposed that when the Venn-
H.ylvania legislature passed ft bill against
issuing atoro orders to coal miners in-
.stead of p.iying them in money that
method of oppression would cease , but
Hiioh , however , has not been the result.
The question has now gone into the
courts , and it is likely to remain there
noine limn in accordance with the
proverbial delay of the law. The labor
organisations of Pennsylvania , however ,
propose to see that the law is enforced , "
and they are contributing funds to push
the pending cases to a iinal decision.
" .CAitr , " the Cleveland Lender's Washington -
. ington correspondent , is authority for the
'statement ' that the I'orty-oighlh congress
I was not a pious body by any means , and
f one of its most brilliant western members -
bors was seldom ficon upon the lloor ex-
I ooptunder the inlluonooof liquor. Whom
i ° does he refer to ? Wo knowaovoral west-
Lorn members who think themselves among
P"lho most brilliant , " but whether any of
| them will put the above coat on remains
f to bo fioon.
CoHiT\iN"r is general in the oily of the
nnncccHsurily slow schedule time made
by the cura on our street railways * . Many
of our merchants decline lo use the cars
in reaching their places of business in
the morning dimply becanso they can
itinko the trip faster on foot. This is es
pecially true on the Park Avenue , Eighi
tconth street , and the Ginning street
lines. A reform is needed which , if of-
footed , would certainly increase the rev-
the company.
STATUS consuls sometimes
Iiavo soniQlhing else to do to relieve the
Iwllinu of existence limit , writing consu
lar reports for the ntito : department.
jThu oonsul at Genoa has just secured
the release from : i lunalio asylum of an
"Amoflean girl who married an Italian
* count wiino years ago , and who was in-
ouroemUul when hiinu by her husband.
An American railroad king beats a
foreign count nine times out of tun as a
matrimonial venture.
- ( iiK , Mtucs expresses the opinion that
it Is tllnoor the government to do some
thing toward faibing New Mexico out of
the condition of barbarism in which HIO !
lias remained so long. The territory , ho
.Hays has been the haunt of outlaws , n
-"block in the pathway of clvill/.atlon , "
mid the causa of enormous expense to the
! country. It is now in order for the Now
Mexican newspapers to rake ( Jen. Miles
foro-itnd-uft , as they did Senator Marnier-
'BOM , whose opinion of Now Mexico's con-
illtion coincided with that now expressed
by ( lun. Miles.
Tim republican county central com
mittee which meets to-morrow , Rhouhl
give the voters a fair chance for full op
pression at the primaries. Wo under
stand Hint It is proposed to have only one
voting place in every ward , That would
hardly answer. At the regular election ,
' when ten hours time U given to the
i voters two polling places are kept very
busy in sivcral of the wards. At the
primary election only two or three boms
MM given and in that lime It Is expected
to poll nearly one-half of the number of
voles cast at two polling places in a
whole day. There should be as many
voting places at the primaries n * their
fn nt Ilio regular oli'i'tion , even if for nn
I other ivuKon than toaecotnnmdaln vnti > i >
who roililn nl n givat Uiitaiiuo from the
'
. Cl-MltOI lt til v\lCll.
A. ltf Mroal to ( lie Norlhwnot.
Atl ntlofi Is Invite4 to the loll r h-oiv
one of pur ttiMt prominnat biisincA ) tnun
prinlKl * l owhoro in thbt Nine , willi ri
gard l < Ilio necwsslty of prompt aelson < ui
the parl of Omaha to m-ur. * dln-cl rail
xvny ronnocllon with tibrHuuiMcrii Hw
linmka. ft is nil very well lo have hull'
reel communication with lhat I'-etion < < l
the slnlc ihroiigh ( ho vvtenshm of the
MljwottrS Pacific. n < ve alrcml.v Imvo b
thn Nurthvo.st rn sj'Slem , Thai N heller
than nolhing , but it will mil bo of m.tle-
rlal benefit in the building up ot Omaha.
Tie ! ( ( vtimiicmof tin ; Missouri I'neilie to
nOrthwcsLn-n Nebraska Is not what we
wunti It will simply bo lo Oin.ttm on the
west what the Uurlington ( < on thn south
ami lite Northwestern in on ( ho norlli. It
will p' ' in1 Omaha in th ) fionUir of a Iri-
aught , with brnnohos running to the
trunk llnOH forming ( Uti sulo.s oV that trl-
anglo. This ) point Is Avcll taken and ex
plained in our corrcspondtmt's lellt-r ,
which should bo carefully roail. Wlnit
Omaha doo.s want la a direct reid : to tin ;
northwest , owned and controlled by
Omaha capital. Nowi.Mlhe lime to'net
in tlii-f matter , and it in lo he hoped thai ,
our hiiiinc men will til once tnnefnnd
dismiss tint project with tMlowof thirl
ing thii ontorprisu in the immediate
future. It wlrilie-S us lhat the board of
trade should tike hold of this i-o
Voting on the CUy Hull.
The llnis .s.-\j ! that Ilio 1'hrtM U iiiislnKeti
In It * nsMUthm Hint Jfayor Ito > il'n pnivUd In
llmJIjvis ooiilmct for city hall pluus " \\ill
delay action unlit after the novt smliip elec
tion , unless a spcclnl election is'iintcreil. "
TlieKtt \ \ finthur says tli.il tlie iiewnlutu-e of
the iiliins ran bo voted for at the nest lejfiilrtr
clccllon on the lii t Tuesday in Vovcuibcr.
Tlielliii. , having , U Is ronccihul , thelicsl
bili'iesbt of the project fit heatt , lUlttll ( tuovo
sluxvly , or , at least , cnutioti < lyf lit thisitlVuir.
In the lint plare , the suliiil < slon ofr.iti'li innt-
ters to a vote of the puoplu .shutild ftoutr at a
clnu lor uh'cllon. The one trt lie Itelil Novem
ber : i is nol -sttcli aH one , liul alale elooltuu ,
duly luoel.iimwl by Oov. DaH ( . lulhi-M.'C-
end | iliirc , in order to Icgnliru tlio b.illiiii east
for the pm pose miller debate , Ilio sisuiikMiice
of the mailer would have to hu piochilnied ! > *
Uie mayor.
The simplest mode of puiccthtro ami Ilio
mosto\iieillent would be lur Jfayor Uoyd to
will a siK'pial election nt which l ( vole on this
snlijwt , said oleollnn to bo held the sjimo day
as the pcncral election , Tuesday , Novi'inlior
" > . The irf.ritlil docs not wish toob.ilruet it
Is ? only aniumtcd with the desim to
blunders that inlsht Invalidate hiib
prorocdl mr.i.Z Icnilcf.
Theie is no danger lhat any procedure
looking to a submission of lite proposi-
tion.to erect a city- hall nt the general
election in November .will bo invalid.
The charter gives the mayor and council
power to erect public building * ami the
only restriction is the clause lhal pro
hibits any .such improvement costing in
the aggregate a sum ftrenler than ifTi.OXX ) ,
until the ordinance providing therefor
shall bo submitted , to and ratified , by a
majority of the legal voters of the city.
The charier doe < ? not require Iho submis
sion of the proposition at a regular city
clcclion. It may bo voted on at any
time , cither nt a special election called
for that purpose or at the
general stale and counl.y elec
tion. AH that h requited to
carry out the law is the psis : tgo of an or
dinance containing the proposition and
the publication thereof twcnly days be
fore the election. Wo have on various
occasions voted on improvement bonds
and other questions affecting this city nt
the general elections for county and
slate olliccs. Such elections usually draw
out a much larger vote than special elec
tions and for that reason are preferable
if it is desired to get a full vole on a
matter of great public importance. Of
course , voting upon n municipal propo
sition at a county and shtto election is
virtually a special election so far as that
particular issue is concerned , but it does
not involve the same outlay , aa the rcgis-
Iralion for the general election answers
also for the special election. The cost of
registration is more than three-fourths of
Uie onliro election machinery.
TUB Ohio campaign Is glowing at
white heat as election approaches. The
HalsUiad episode does not appear to exert
muchInfluence _ in the canvass and the
question of John Sherman's return 10
the senaU ) btcms to bo the most import
ant before the people. Republicans fear
more Iho ulleot of the stay-al-liomc vote
which in off years is apt to bo large es
pecially in Iho Woslcrn Heservo.
IT Uikes a very largo tole.scopo nowa
days to discover any appreciable growth
in the New York Grant memorial fund
but the committed professes Itself
confident that there will bo more than
enough to pay for Its secretaries' .sala
ries and tlio necessary expenditures for
office rent and stationery.
INVKSTIOATIOXS of democratic appoint
ments in Indiana nroshocklng the nerves
of tie | administration. The postmaster
of Terre Haute Is discovered lobe Iho
keeper of a low dance hall , and other
iioinlnco.s of the Tall Sycamore of the
Wnbiifili are found to have oven worse
records. Turn the rascals in.
DANIIH , O. FINCH lias been appointed
United States district attorney for tlio
southern district of Iowa. Mr. Finch
lias long been a prominent member of
the DCS Moine.s-bar , and it. is to his credit
thai bo claims no political connection
with General John 1J , , of Nebraska no-
loriuly. , _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
TUB alarming discovery Is reported
lhat there are now one hundred thou
sand practicing physicians in the United
States , 75 per cent of whom carry and
dispense their own remedies. This ac
counts in purl for the steady increase in
our annual death rate.
Mit , Ilt'.XDitiCKS has been addressing
the Now Jersey firemen. As no refer
ence to politics was made In the nddicss ,
it is generally considered the bc&t speech
he has made this season.
AH there are to be only three justices of
the peace elected this fall they .should bu
the very best men. The shyblurs and
barnacles should bo given a vacation
from the bunch.
Tin ; ralhvny conunls.-ilonurd urn look-
big over tlio map to find out u new route
fur thnir next i loa mro trip. Wo would
suggoftf lhat they go over the Omaha
belt lino.
TIIK best nvidonoo that Omaha'ti borin
i < firi'Ulno is the faol that Tom Murray
liH * > aln ) t begun lo ctouetrttct bis Four-
icftlilh street block.
hhows a gain of W3.0DO
in ! ! n yt nr. . Thin is a little more than
four limes Iho gnin in the population of
Omaha during the same period.
"Mornr.it ItunnAiibvfM.r. " la the tiatno
of a Georgia rnllw.iy dUllnii. They
ought to change Ihu name lo Tom Cum-
ntingsvlllc. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ „ _ _ _ _ „ „
M'tiK Apaches are still raising hair in
tho'lY > mh. tnnn district and there l.s n
universal call for Crook's famous Indian
tpcellie _ „ „ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
OMUIV wants more pnHeemcn , but lio-
foiv tlm force is lncroa.sc.il it should bfc
graded under civil .service rules.
Tun park and boulevard soltenfu ifc not.
dead. It Is only stooping. Dr. .Mercur
should administer n stimulant.
Tim Montreal anti-vacctnallon rifots
Nronu'd lo have been caused by ft dispute
over "Iho right to bare arms.1'
Woodman linseed oil upon
the troubled waters docs not seem to have
a calming ofl'oot.
Other Ijamls Than Oitrrt.
'I'hn rioting in Montreal which onlml-
naled on Tuesday In llio di.ipuis.tl of the
mob by Iho Canadian militia ( if I or : >
heavy destmotion of properly , furnishes
nn in-Uttietivo commentary on Iho dm :
gor to the .sinto iu allowing widespread
ignoraneo on sanitary subjects to exist
in any community. Filthy habits and
Iftuoraut. opiHisition to vaccination wore
ohiiill.y responsible for the foul opidornio
whioh has been raging for weeks among
Iho 1'Ye.nch Canadians and the attempt of
( he authorities to compel Vaccination was
met by Ihc outbreak which wrecked
buildings and destroyed hundreds of
thousands of dollars' worth of property
in the city. Nothing is so unreasoning-
ignoraneo nnd hence thu need to the
stale of widespread education. Knowl
edge i.s tlio peroquisito to obedience ; and
enforcement of the law.s both civil ami
.sanitary becomes a dillicult mailer when
, ' ' find
obstructed by 'ignorant prejudice
fanaticism. "
Latest dispatches from Houmolia throw
no additional light on thu situation. The
conference to bo held in Constantinople
on Monday in which- representatives of
Ihe various powers will participate , ia ex
pected to relieve Iho tension which llus-
rim and Austria are especially feeling.
Turkey's hope of Englishs interference
have boon rudely di&cip.itud and all de
pendence upon her own resources has
been banished by the pitiful .showing of
the rottenness which pervades every portion
tion of her military establishment. ThcivJ
.seems now to 1)6 no doubl that'Ihe reyolt
in Eastern Houmcliu Was jnsli ulcd ,
purely by Prince Alexander , and thiit ,
neither lliwsia nor Au.Urii' | '
is in Iho least responsible * lor1
the result- which all sides denounce-
as nn unfoituiiate and uncalled-tor reopening -
opening of the Eastern question. It is
impossible to predict what may bo llio
outcome of the present complications.
Russia's race allihutton lo the Slavic people
ple who surround her assures Russian
sympathy to any outbreak on Iheir part
against the Turks. The strongest pres
sure is being brought upon tlm o/.ar to
force him to extend assistance to the Uui-
g.musis , iin assistance which it is known
Alexander 111 would willingly oiler , if
assistance meant permanent occupation
without being u.s.sunllud at once as no cer
tainly would be , a combination which
vvoufd include Austria , Survia , Turkey ,
( irooco , and perhaps Italy , leaving Eng
land , France and Germany entirely out
of llio question. Strong presiuro will
doubtless bo brought to hoar upon the
porlo to accept the union of Bulgaria and
ItonmclUi without the arbitration of an
armed conlliet which would draw all
E.istorn Europe into the trouble. .
The consternation into whioh the an
nouncement of I'.irnelPs policy ban
thrown the English political leaders has
by no means subsided. Simply stated
Air. Purnell's schema i.s the complete
restoration of legislative independence
to Ireland. This is an ola&tio term , which
would naturally include full power of
pas-sing every kind of measure relating
to tlio internal condition of Ireland , but
can hardly bo token o cover Such mat
ters as the Imposition of taxes for the
support of the army and navy or other
imperial purposes , However , Mr. Par-
neil illustrates his meaning by three ex
amples. His Irish parliament is to bo
competent to legislate regarding the
land , the condition of tenure , llio lixing
of rents , the buying out of landlords. It
is to legislate on jmuuiition , which , next
lo land , has been llio most vexed
and thorny of all Irish questions.
It i.s to have power to foster Irish
industries , which seems to mean that it
may Impose customs duties on goods im
ported imported even from England or
Scotland into Ireland , or. in other
words , that it is lo have a budget and
financial system of its own. Nothing is
said as to the naluro of llm lie which is lo
unite Ihe two Islands , as lo thu contribu
tions for suoh common expenses as those
of army and navy , diplomatic services ,
and so forth , but it may safely be assumed -
sumed lhat Ireland , either through par
liament or through representatives in
some imperial parliament of the threw
kingdoms , is lo retain bur right of ex
pressing her will upon those subjects.
To secure this fur-reaching rotorm Mr.
Parncll proposes that parliamentary can-
didatub train each county bo chosen by n
county convention , that the present par
liamentary chief be permitted to control
to n greater or less degree the choice of
the convention , ami that when selected
the candidate shall take an "Iron-clad
pledge" that he will always vole In par
liament in accordance with thu decision
of the majority of the purlv , or , if at any
lime he docs nol do so , will forthwith re
sign his seat. By this method Mr. Par-
mll proposes to fen ma perfectly cohesive
parliamentary party which will bo able
to throw eighty votes in u 'body for or
u gainst any measure according to the
( .MUCUS will. It is with this mighty club
that the uncrowned king of Ireland is
menacing English legislation in thu com.
ing parliament and radicals , whlgs and
lories alike are confronted with its lullu-
cnce. All parties alike denounce osim-
possible Iho Parnoll programme , but as
Mr. Parncll has just reminded Lord Har-
tlngton in a speech replying to Unit
statesman , English miiiisturo have of
Into you I'd done much for Ireland whioh
they vowed they would never do. and ccr
tainly sorely disliked doing. Who can
suy that thu limit of concession 1ms boon
nmched , or will have been reached when
the lord lieutenancy 1ms buun abolished
( us il apparently will shortly be ) , and
when representative local governments
have been established through thu rural
districts of Ireland.
In England th < political campaign has
begun lo glow and'Oio' coming wool ; will
MID Ihtt lomlor.itif kll ' imrtirs * nclivu on
hunting * . In M > lft T3f Air. ( Jladslono's
lirilllnnr p nttivil minlfrslo thf gaps in
the bin r.il rnnl h&rv'iiot entirely closed
and the union t'f liio ' radieal aiid whig
wings seem ulmiwVWfnroT ( never. The
f.ars of ehttrch tl eHtalilh'itni'nt ' causes
many of Iho whigslto staTid aloof While
the radicals unite ? Ohnmberlain urn In
open rebellion on 'the question of l.'ind
purchase and nllnlinwil of farms to hibor-
ers. Ujion Iho Irif-li ( tupstioti all factions
are practloallvftgiotd in opposition to tlio
Parnrll programme.Vhilotitellbonils arc
difilrneted by a suprrabuiidauce of i.vttlcs
which Ksom mtpossibUi lo bo reconciled
to Iho diverging obmliiii' ) of the party
loaders , the lories iiro t > uibstrfns ed by a
laek of what In this country would bo
called plfltfonn material. Hahabury takes
the slump nctt v.'eek In an assault on
present lilxiliil loiulers and past liberal
measures , and Chuivhill is to dovotA his
attention to political vituperation of
( ilaiKloni ) and Bright. 'Iho ostonslon of
the franehiso tuakos nliy prcdieailnn of
results impossible , but as a largo number
ot Ihu new \oUn\s mime from liberal con
'Milnemccs ' the patty leaders ate encour
aged lo hope thai , any disaffection from
the mhldlu and tipper clay.se.s' " will
bo more than tnadn up by the
"new aecopslon.s froht the lower classes
of Iho borotighs.
The French olootlona will bo hold on
Sunday , and wound ballots , made noees-
sary by n failure to oil'eot a Ohoiec at the
lir.it Irial , will be held on October 18 , Iwo
Weeks lalev. This , il will bo remembered ,
is the ( hvt. general oleolion held under the
new xys'tom of s-crutln do lisle. Owing to
the local jealousies in the various depart-
monUi , now fur llta lirst lime compelled
to unile on n conusiou lieket , and owing
aNo lothodiver'Tuncoof vlnws prevailing
belween roiiubuisan and radicals ot
various feohoolf , the republicans , on Sep
tember lo , had been able to agree
on ono ticket in only thirty-nine
out of nluetyilopnrlmcmla. Hence , in a
majority of dopartmeuM the republican
srieiiglli will bo divided , and secondary
ballots are likely to be ttecOMary in must
cases. Owing lo this confusion , no e.sti-
mafe ban be made of ( he probable result
ot the election. It may be found afler
election that "scl-ntclilug" has prevailed
In .suoh an oKtetil in ( ho thirty-nine dc-
' where a tingle republiean
lieket luii bron invsenled by ( he leaders ,
lhat day.s will lie required lo iir.corrii'm
rhere.siill. i
The trouble between Spain and Ger
many over the Carolines lui.s been lo.st
night dt' in the more pressing diliictillied
in K-.slern : Houmeliu. lut ! it seems to bi >
.Mutllcd jirobably ( o iVmco Bismarck's
MilislaOlton. Tlio scleelion of the pope
as arbitrator of Iho dispute was a direct
concussion lo Spain , as I.eo XI 11. can
haitlly help leaning toward the most
Catholic .sovereign of the most CuthgJio
milion in Kuroptj. It is intimated that
this dispute was blirred up by Bismarck
in order to settle it. in a way that would
make the king of Spain more ( irmly his
friend than ever before just as shrewd
persons in society often olleiid someone
slightly in order to rn\ku : \ a deeper iui-
presiion by u graceful apology.
Reports of llond airil ftormj In India
give fearful details' of tlio disaster.
wrought by the plements hist week in .
l5en < pil and vicinity , the most populous
portion of British India. The tloodof
the. 'nd insl. , cohered an area of . ; ! oOUt )
Siiiaic | miles , aiid : i great amount of
has been destroyed and limner -
Eroperty lives losf. ) Many families have
been made dcs'jitutc1. llousos , crops ,
uitltlc , and ] ioiihib'lo goods Of every
description have been carried away by
the flood * . The government authorities
arc distributing provisions ami clothing
and doing all limy1 etU : o' relieve the sut-
fnrors. The mii nilie.ent , harbor of False
Point was > slruelv by a storm wave last
week and moat of its inhabitants per
ished.
Fi'oni Iho Tyrol , in Switzerland , como
also sickening rumor.1 ! of disastrous iiiun-
dnflons , imrliculurd of which have not
comu to hand.
A significant dispatch from E.irl
IJulferln , viceroy ot India , in
forms the. government that necessity has
arisen for armed intervention , in BuVniah
and that ho 1ms ordered the chief com
missioner in British Burmah lo Solid lo
King Theebnw u protest against Iho exactions -
actions of the Burmuh trading associa
tion. Tlio lenor of Earl Dit fibrin's ad
vices points lo an early annexation nt'
Burmah. The Burmese envoy at Paris
in an interview said : that Iho sole object
of his mission was to arrange a treaty of
commerce with Franco and to resist the
annexation of Burmah to India in every
possible manner.
The rock-bound island of Heligoland ,
which looniH ii | > from Iho storm-loosed.
German ocean , is not of great value in
itself , bill its possession by Great Britain
since 1SD7 , at which date il wan captured
from Denmark * has been , especially in
recent years , a thorn in the llesh of Ger
many. The island is triangular in shape
and only a mile in its extreme leiigth.
It is situated forty miles northwest of the
mouth of the river Elbe and its
proximity is regarded by Iho Germans
as a standing menace to them
so long HH it remains under the Hag of a
foreign nation , for whose fleets it would
serve as iv station in time of war. In
these circumstances there is doubtless
truth hi the report ! which is telegraphed
from London lo the oll'eut that an ar
rangement had boon agreed upon by
which Great Britain will cede Heligoland
to Germany and receive in return Ihu
lands in Now Guinea which have been
taken possession of by Bismarck in the
prosecution of his colonization projects.
While the Itoumo.ians are accomplish
ing their political revolution trouble has
broken out in another purtof the sultan's
dominions. The lierco Albanians are re
ported by telegraph to have risen in re
volt , anil to have nad several bloody en
counters with the Turks. There will
never be peace among the hostile races
and sects that occupy Albania until one
or Iho other is converted or destroyed ,
no niiillur whut may be Ihoir form of
government. ' ! '
llorr Krupp Isito supply the porto with
n largo mnnberof guis. | The order in for
seven very heavy guns of iVfy centimuturs
bore , each similar lo the ono already
mounted at the DacdqnollcH ; 'JJ gnus witli
a bore of tit r > 0 cdntltnulers , and -100 lield
pieces and nioiiiMii ) ( guns ranging in cal
ibre of 7 to U ccmimelers. I-our of Iho
largo guns are lo detynd Iho Bosphorus ,
and Ihfou Iho D.il-doholle , The others
are intended for v.'trious fortifications
along the coast , and lo bring up the arlil-
lory uopartmcnlilif lire army lo a standard
just determined , byi the Turkish war
ollice. f t
It is rumored 'thai 1.200 slaves have
liceti purchased Of llul king of Dahomey ,
to work on the Island of SI. Thomas , a
L'orluguorio possession.
The Jew , Bitlur. nnd his wlfo , and ( ho
iieasanl Stochlinski have been senlenced
[ o deittli at Cracow , on the charge of
murdering a Christian girl. It is be
lieved Unit Ihu verdict will be sot aside ,
Murderous HolioolH.
Chicago Herald : AH lite obleetlonablo
feature's of American life nave been
transferred to the school house , Children
of tender years experience In those places
the first tu-sto of that bitter struggle for
supremacy which la going on in Iho world
without. By an ingeniously devised
scheme for pulling youth upon Its
metal nnd maintaining a break
neck race these schools have become
murderous to n degree of which few
people who have not given the subject
altetilfon have any conception. Hundreds
of children of dlffbrotit ages , difl'eronl
temperament and different capabilities
are collected logathor nnd rushed through
from ono grade to another wllh a rapid
ity which for HOHHJ Is easy , for others
dilllcitlt hud for all dangerous in the
degree to which they may bo injuriously
Hflccted by Iho excitement of Iho process
or by worriiueii ! over the pn4shlity ! ! of
inability tomnlutaln Iholr position.
The Humor Hunted.
Philadelphia , Records The acnuillal oJ
the Manmis de Moms by Ilio Dakota jury
before whom lie was tried for murder
shows that Iho Killing of a cowboy is
looked upon by the frontiersmen very
much In the same light us the killing of
an Indian. On the strength of this vcr-
diet wandering nohlovmm In search o (
adventure may Ibid a new oveilenuuil in
luuillu'cowboys. ; Tim snort will bo Hid
more alluring from thotael thsvlll. will
bo extremely Uangorous. The cowboy is
a sort of game tluit hunts ; the httntiu * .
drcnt American Trnrcler.
Chicago News : Daniel Pratt can take-
a back se.il now. Senator Maudorson , ot
Nebraska , is tlio great and only American
Traveler.
Current Oplnlmf.
Nc\r YoilvT mes : Mr. Hill's mmilnaron
Is gr ctrt < Uli i nt usla-sin by Hi vly melv
\\liiiweiolni-eiisedntlliflsiaiBhlCoiwn d < l
vntlnnotUV c find to hi duty tnlhupublh' .
His most aiilout admirers r the enemies
lhat Clevi Kind nmdo. The newspaitcrs tliat
oppoelthe lueHlituut. or ilnmngnd b m by
laiut s pi-oit aintlm very oue.s 1 1 tnte Imul-
est In the r pralsunC the slate llckel. The
pnvsl eiit'ssliiMiestfileml-ftiul most. ante t
"iipporlniB In thedcinn 111 io pnity have lieen
disheaitened yth iic'tlftii ot a convention
( inlio ed bVth. ) methods vvhloh his catitlld-i-
cv ami election Imd conilpnined. Umler tlm
elrcumsiaiiros II Is ( lllllciill to pen how sup-
ixntuiiil amunvul of Uui mlmiuislmlhm can
bo lilenttlii'ulth the cau.so of the ( U'lmvt-.itiu
piiity n this stnlA uliun il has put up a tic.lci't.
thil : embridies hosliuty to the policy tch It
was expu'.ssly cho.scn to cairy out
New Toik Cnmmcrelnl Advertiser : 'Hiero
ntedemorfats , weiejolee to l.'liow , who will
no ( . Mill' lor 1 till , liul their number is com-
IMiMtlvely sm.ill , and their nivoll. v\ill bo a
( mietoiic. They will not Uiitilc il necessary
or wise to pwulo their virtue upon the stiect
exu ucis or. In the event of republican sin'ooss ,
to r\"suino the Kunutialishlii ot Iho rmnili'.ic.ui '
piveiunr. For the test , Sir. Hill will reoeivo
the vule of his putj ; , we think.
l'o t : The eomiili'led dcinucratlc
ticket li.is one latrly good nntito upon It , tlmt
ol Jfr. ( Miiipln , the iciuimltuitcd eomiitiollcr ,
but thnts ill bu : m hisiiillcitmt leaven for the
salvation of the wlmle himii. Mr. Chaplii
was sl.ued "to o" by the 11(11 ( WlnVmillrrH ,
but the ncccssliv ot mnkliiK some coueessloii
to public MMitlment lllially coiupollcil his
nomination. The remainder of the ticket is
not h > lie cump.ued lor a moment with tlio
s.imo portion of the il'imblieau ticket
New York Heudd : The nomination of the
Hill ticket \\-as a < lrolniitimi In the inde
pendent voters of IhLs stale that those whrt
eoiitiolli'il the cuineiiltnii. ami who , If they
caii elect Mr. Hill , will coutiol Uin democtiitie
p.xity in tin's "piviilal" Mate , < lo not want the
help of the.se. jmleix-mlent voteis and will
not tolerate their iniluonco upon the action of
'S3I1M3S. "
Lot-d Tenneyson's tijiplo is Rrtoil old port.
. Attouicv ( ii'iicnd Gotland lilcus a good ar-
tieli1 of bonihiiii.
Scmdois Fronnd lllalriuesidd to bo Uie
only suiMloit who wo tuetot.dcis.
TJumnan is vei > ' fond of gK ( > d old wine anil
whisky , liit ) he never dtinke to owesi.
Keiitucki.ius titti.illy talce whisky stiaUrlil ,
iiml WiMjoiisiiisaie loml of Ihoir own Mil
vvaulieu l.ucr.
Speaker Cai lisle is si peed juilfto ot liquors ,
ami lie niton takea u bottle ol wine with his
lunch.
' 'I'rMrtpiit'flN'Vela'rtd ' drinks a ulass of lifer
sometimes , ami of the mi'iiibers of Hie louvr
lutiise tew of them am a\crse to a dram on
the sly.
Until Coami Dorshclmer like 'ood wine ,
ami ( "c-dlplomats , such as Hill , ot lllliuiK ,
soliloiueat without a boltloofiuo at their
meals.
Kiriiinr is sold nfc tlio cniiltnl as miipli as
ever , ami j mi eau set a whiskey sti.iiitlit in
either the senate or house rust.uuantby : isic-
" . . "
iu tur"cohl te.i.
In no city of the United Stites , except ,
I > eilniti. | ? o\v Ui leans , is tliuie so mui'li WIIID
( liauc ) in iiiopiiitlou to the population as
tlieie is InVti > . | iiiigtoii.
> nmv of lliecnmmitti'i ! looms nt Iho eiitol ] *
coatabi dining a session a choice aitlcle of
siunis , null ( lie iiutM'iit minister to Iti'iliu ,
Mi. I'iMiilloloii , was mil aveis-e to tieatitig his
UitiiiiLs ol the suuate now mid tltun.
Oeorpo Uanerofr7 the hiRUirian , will eclo-
br.ite ills olghly-iiftn bli tluluy at Kewportou
Sunday.
J'ix-l'reslilcnt Arthur has rented a pnwfor
the winter in the Church ot Iho Heavenly
] ! i"-t , New York.
The only finniicinl failure Hoswcll J' .
Flower ever niaile was an investment in
Union Piiullic at pur.
Coiiul Leo Tolstoi , of Ttussia , has not be
e insane , as icimitcd. He has just liu-
il anotlicr novel In an ouluily imiuuer.
Hlllsou HuU'hins has niailo over 8103,000 by
felling out his share in the new type-netting
niachiae , which , however , I.s not yet a suc
cess , f
The nmshleiit Intended to ( , ' < > toVortil -
iiuinl , Mil. , last .Smutiiy. to the Fishing oluli
poutnl- . , but his sister , Mrs. Jlrtvr , suddenly
m lived and he hud to RO to church.
The Tj.'iHt HtrtiKjjloof the KonliuiH.
Justice McCarthy in United Ireland :
The lust struggle nt the Foniun Insurrec
tion of ISi7 ( was made in England , and
that last struggle forms the saddest-ehap-
ler in llio whole story. Soon after the
rising in Ireland the Manchester police
arrested on suspicion two men. The
prisoners proved to bo Colonel Thomas
,1. Kelly , who bad taken n conspicuous
part in th6 leadership of , the Fenian
movement after Stephen's arrest ami
escape , and Captain 1 lousy , another
piogiiiont Fenian. The sei/uro was a
grunt gain to ( lie goverhment and a great
mow U ) Iho Fenians. The members of
the organization in Manchester met to
gether and resolved upon n bold attempt
to rescue their oaptivo leaders A bouy
of men were told oil'for the purpose. As
usual , some inkling of thu Fenian pur
pose reached the government , and Homo
precautions were taken by the Manches
ter authorities. On Wednesday , the 18th
of September , Kelley and Deasy were
removed in Ihu prison van from Ihe court
to bo taken lo the county jail at Sulford ,
The prisoners were handsiilujd in seimr-
ale compartments pf Ihe van ; a guard of
twelve policemen accompanied it On
Ihe road llio van was stopped by a body
of annei ! Fenian" , "who move oll'moit of
the police and allcmpted to break opim
the van. The policeman inside the van ,
Coiheant Hrolt , refused to surrender the
keys , and the Fenians , driven by lime
and dreading ro-enforcemunls for Ihu
police , resorted lo the familiar expedient
of blowing open the lock. This was
done , and Ihe shot thus lirc.d accidental
ly and mortally wounded Urett. Duo of
the women prisoners inside Iho van took
the keys from the dying man's pocket
and handed them out to the n selling
party. Tlih van was then opened , en
tered , Kelly and ] ) on y wurubioiiglilout ,
and heavily manacled as they were , were
hurried away by some of their rescuers
While all this was going on the majonfj
of the rescuing party were engaged In
keeping oft * with levelled revolvers Ihu
police who had returned and Ihe large
crowd Ihut had rapidly formed. .When
Kelly and Dcosy wore .safely out of Ibis ,
this little riii" of men about the van
broke up ami each sought safety for him
self. Tlio fugitives wcro hotly pursued
and several of them were raptured and
savagely bandied by the crowd. It is
worth while noticing that noiio of llm
armed Fenians used their weapons in
their own defence , The only shut lire.d
was liivd With no deadly purpose ; the
death of the Viillcbiiititt vyns absolutely nn
accident. Whether the msctior-s would
or wquld not have taken lifn ifthoy could
uotufi'eet their object otlinrwW is mallei
of opinion ; their justification in so doing
h matter for argument ; the feet remain *
that the solitary shot tired was llred lot
Ihu purpose of breaking optm the van
door , and Hint Sergeant Brett was killed
byuist-iko. Yet lor this bhol three men
were hanged. _
fluIlio Suulio.
Run Vrnnoiscn Clit-otilnlo ! Ho got on n
"bust" once , and when ho came to the
end of his lelhor he found himself sober
ing up in Carson. llnvlny ; but one ftiH
of raiment , hn hutitf tip his shingle outside -
side the door of his room in the hotel .and
Wetil to licit while liU costume WHS being
renewed for Wear. Ho Wis : in tliodutdlm
of slumber when A kmieli arouned him.
Ho requested the knurl er lo enter , and a
Carson man , In Homevvlot rough Hltttv ,
walked in ,
"Are you a lawyorV"
"Yea , ' be answered , from Iho pillow.
"I'vo gel a oaMi fur you. "
He sal up in bed , drew llio bedclothes
around him In an in.slunt and tismnncd
nn i
i"Slate "
your ease.
"Well , you see , I rented a lield for.
grazing from n mntt. t put a Itorso on it
and thu horse died. "
"Indeed ! Well r"
HWoIll Hain't I got n on so against
that man V"
"Unquestionably. Bui , toll me , what
did till ) hor.se die. of J"
"You see , a lalllosnalui bit him and he
died. "
"Ahem ! "
"Can't I sun the man for the viiltio of
thai hoiMo ? Ho hadn't any business logo
and rent me a Held \villi a rattlesnake in
it , Imd heir"
"Ymt're right , sir , perfectly right. Do
ymi want mo to take tip the cnt.o ? "
"Yos , of course I'do. "
"Ahem ! what amount what fee do
you propose to offer ? "
"Well , I haven't got. any money , I'll
give you -I'll ' give you half the Value of
Iho horwo. "
"Very good. Wlml , may t usk whal
do you'cotisidcr the valtiu of the beast V"
"it wasn't very young. It had been
kicked by a , mlilu. and the gophers had
nibbled at it , and il. had fallen down a
shaft , and it had been fifteen or sixteen
years drawiiipr quart/ from ti mill. Well ,
it wasn'l well , 1 should say It was worth
about $ ' . ) . "
The lawyer gonlly lay down in bed
and prepared to go to Bleep. Ho gave
one hist look at the client.
" ( iood morning. 1 nm engaged for
Iho snakol"
Ilo Took the Ollicrs.
Youth's Companion : Ayentlemon who
paid the best price for Tils provisions ,
and Who liked to live as well u.s did his
neighbors , was onoo deceived by his
poulterer in the ago of some poultry he
bought. MeethiK the dealer n few days
afterward ; ho w.ukud up to his wagon
and : nquired :
" ( Jot any gccsn lo-dny ? "
"Oh. yo , " said the poulterer , " n h'no
lot. "
"How ninny hiivo you got ? "
"A diuon nice emus. " The customer
hinted them over and then he added :
"Now , you see , I've got a pesky lot. of
fellows ut my house , an 'they ' cat : i great
deal of poultry. Haven't jou got any
lough onus ? "
"Well , yes , " said Iho dealer , picking
thorn over. "There's out- ) two , three ,
lour , live of 'enl. "
"Is that : nil the tough ones you've got ? "
"Yes , yes ; tmt..s ! nil , " s.viil the seller ,
separating them.
'Well , then , 1 reckon on the whole , "
concluded the biiyur-u'll take the other
lot. " The peddltU- looked thoughtful ,
mul , like most thoughtful people , was
silent.
-
Hadly Mixed.
A recent number of the Paris Figure
coiitaaied an arliclo on Ohio polities , ot'
which the following is a tran.slation :
"Tho news from the Ohio , which is one
of the towns prominent of tin ; America ,
arc of one naiiire most diMonni > ; mg.
Under the leadership of Ihe leader John
Teeiiiu-ch Shormliu , the lust , rebellion
has burst oul unovv and threalens to in
gulf the counlry whole. The Ceiieral
hlicniiiiii w.i.s coiumuinlant at lieorgia in
the south , and more recently was minis
ter of Mio hnances under the governmeiH
national. He has been reinforced by the
general of Massachusetts town , which is i
the cup lil : of Bo.ston , ln-vvil , the Oorgo
Frisbyhorr , a warrior of talent ami to
fear. The reason of the sing is for to
jirevcut the rccslablishmont of slavery in
the south and thus also tlio reduelion of
the tav on the shiiep and Iho cheese , in-
diislries our.upying ll\u \ rank Ihu most
high In the town ot the Ohio. "
There's n Good Tinlo Coming.
Baltimore Herald : Fool is cheapen
ing , mills are resuming operations. wages
are increasing anil business is enlarging.
These , sighs point U > arotiunot pros-
lierity. It does not neem thai prosperity
will come in the shape of a flood , but ( ho
imiieut ions of a steady business I'ovivul
are daily growing slroiiger.
MUSICIAN AXi > UUAB1ATIC.
Ttomonyl , the vlollnlti , is ( ; lviiiR eoncurLs
in China.
1'i'Jom tile season closes Iliookljn proiwr
will have ciKlit theutuu.
Lotln will oitun lit the Chestnut slrex-t < ) pcm
bouse on Monday , October 1" , In "Little
Nell , IheMaicliioness. "
A icalisticblooilhouUdbltaii actual piece
out ol the Mais ) ; in an "Uiiclu Tom C'.imu , "
ami theuetor is in an Iowa hospital.
lie.il Itallnii opera , by leiil lluliiins bus niiiile
n decided HilccchM lit ban I'lancihWi willi Uie
pilco ot mlmiiHloii only Iwenty-livu cents.
.lulus Levy , the eornetlst , Is lo glvou seiics
of | ieilormiuices in the principal cities of
( icimany. T'he tour willlii''in | In A pi II next.
Thu Klrall'y Itinthui-H iile mulling Kicat
preii.irallons lor Hie , production of their musi
cal piece , 'The Hat Catelier , " at .NIiilo'H Uar-
duii IMI November " .
.Madauui .vrodje.skii , who Is tit Slamfoiil , has
thcui lieKitu IIIT rchcaiMib. 'J'he leading 111:111
who will appear wllh her is 31 r. Vuiuluifult , a
yoiiiit ; ncU'i ' tiom ICngluud.
Ills Jixeil thai MlM Anderson shall open
her New Yin J- season ut the Slur Orl , lii w itli
"An Vim I.IKo It , " in which she has been
lately liybi her abilities as Kusullnd in J.u-
liunl.
On the occasion of Miulam .Mnile. Iiom'.i
late Iinal iippemaueo hi Dublin , slut was pie-
heated on tlm stau" with a supi'ib dlil biaee-
let , bealin ; ; in richly chn-cd einniicied lelleis
Hie word H'ulmiiU , " which Is llm uiiuk-uL
lilsh lor "lemembei.
Ciiil Hosa's KiiKllsh Opera t'oinp'iny , willi
Mine , Valleiln , luoihu'ed A , doling Thomas s
new opem , "Nmlcsha" nl IJiun l.une llieatie ,
I.oiiilnu , with K'eat ' siicee.ss. Tlm subju-l is
Uiisslun , the NTim belli ; ; Inhl In MOMOW : in
the reign orCulhiiliie I ) .
The sc.isou at the New Yoik Afelioiollnn ] !
npeiii house will bo complete .sueee.v , nn.in-
1'iiilly. All the up ] > er buxes an- sold bill inm
nml the pilce-s they have biouu'ht mo nnpii- )
L'cdcnled. Theiuisuii oiler ol r'ii/uu , ( or one
of tla-Mt reiiuiiiiiiiK upjier boxen.
Miss MaruaielMidlicr , a jmiii actie.ss who
i-njoys popiiiaiiiy In HiKtmi ami othi-i ciiie- . ,
Iml who lias not jet been MUCH upon the New
YoikMiujo , w'illhe bi the ic umr MMSOII al
Ihu Union HIIU.UU thi'nlie on Tmwil.iy evu-
illiiK' , Octolni ; 1:1 : , appealing us Juliet.
JIl s Kllen Teny Is sai < l to > H > veiy iiusloiis
to levMt tills eimulry , Thin. | , eih.ipi. o'w. '
plidim Iho Mntemenl iciu'iilly iiiiiilu lh.it
Mr , Henry Iivlnj ; . notwIthstiimlliiK his evn-
liisiiuK l.irewell of last MMMHI , will piob.iluy
uliiK thu loii'imi cumpnny heioiij'alu dmlii
the seiisou ol lbM-7.
An udmiiiiit ; Colonulo erllin lately wiole
if Ncvuiln : Tiom hei clear , biid-llle ; up ) > er
Kile.s she would caulcr away di'\vn ' to tlui
iaMi-mclcct , and then ciihhiiin back to u soil
if Hphilaal lieble tli.iliu.ule every mun in the
imlleiice iiaa/lmi thatc\ciy h.di of his hc.nl
, vus : the golden stiiu ot a celcsthil hiiiji ,
iver which uuKelie IIIIKCW vv o uwn'1'ins. "
Mr. lulugiduilutfliUieccut vlail to Get-
MOST PERFECT
Mroncwt Kutnrnl rrnld
V.inllla , Ix-mmi , trtitf. ) | ( Almontl. tqi : . e
nnvnr us delicately rtml naturally ra tbn fcult ,
PRICE UAKINO TOWOSR CO. ,
cntPAOo. or.
lusiny , "has bml 'Ihe'fniiiifuellou Irf ntKin
sitnKi ettlnRof "Faust" by (5oetho ( hl
The author ot "Faust" uwl Co stilirHn
thesliijai nfniniioim-nis \V6lnmr t with civM
enii1. If .Mr. living iMU udtipt Htiiri Mlnm
Irani the Ide.isof ( loellm lit Ills fmthcDiitlita
tuoduelliiii of "Faust" ho will not ne leot Ute
opportunity. ' ?
K ( lkn ( ioinUn- ill m-a'.cul In notoKiihniM
will snil for this emmlry trorn Ruulhnwptfln
Oct. si , neeompniiled by her huibaud nml
t'hllil. Her pomtvuuy will coustM , luXshtrt her-
soif , of Sltr. tlahissl , Orl.tmJo. Hmley , a now
Ametieuu tenor ; Mile , l.nhlnrho , tiliuorn ;
Seeeolnt. haiplsl. unit Slg. Sepio. | | pianist.
The eottmniiy will nbpenr tlt t In lloslon , nl
hull , lu Novemii .
II appears Hint Helllul Ponl/elll and even
Hiwlni niuiU last lo be shelved ; for ot tlio
thirteen operas to lie produced al the Nn\v
York .Metropolitan opor.v hous ilurlrtK the
eomlin : season , there me six by Wnpner ,
while Menu biH > r , ( lolduiiuvk , ( iounod , Von
ehleJII , Veidl , Bizet mill llaluvv urn " repn
nenled cneh by one upeia. It' Llmln fiuola
ami all Iho lest of that xweelly lenifid brood
are to 1mseen nir.iiu , Maplci-oii will Imvo to
InUK ! them over.
The elVoet of muuie Is isiirliiiwly llluslrated
Ii\ the keeverof u reslailinul t Theodore
IhmiiiMi'rt recent emu-erU ) id Clih'iigo. Ho
si.\s : ; "On the nights when they play Was-
tier's musie I sell three tlmeii nsmuoli lager
bier us usual. On McmleKsolm nights nn-
liodywnnW nnybniu t > iulvtlolies , nnd ns ]
Keti'Ight.v-livu per ami old of them , I Ritwa
I don't think much or Mr. MendeksoHn.
blmusft is the composer to iimke the \vino uo
oir. A mint feels well off while Ho Uptons tea
a wait ? of Strauss , atul ho outers1 his bottle of
chainpaKUu ficely.- "
Nei'vokirt Debilitated Moil ,
You nro allow ed n frw trlut for tMrtu ffrtj/s /
of the use of Dr. Dye's Celebrated voltaic
Belt with Kleclrle Suspensory Appliances ,
tor llio speedy relief nnd iwimaticnt euro of
Xei rats Debility , lo sofVllnllty and Mhn-
hood , ami all Kindled tiolihles. Also for
many othe diseases" . Complete icstnratlnn to
health , vtaornnd manhoml. No risk lu In-
etiued. lilusti-ated pamphlet with full InMf-
m.illoii , terms , etc. , mailed flee by mltbosslng
Voltaic licit. Co. , AfRislmll , Mich.
IMIMKTIUS.
Some sny that Shcollsa inncrnllloent dry
piods store crow ( led wllh women who have
uo money. IComler-.Iinirmil.
Au Kufclish elelfn'nun advertises In a
church paper his wiilliine ( . to exelmnpo n
cassock , uenily now , lur a Dull-pup wilh a
( jooil iKtli iee.
The luslor who after the summer vacation
colues homo mid pleaches Ihe same kind of
scimons that he eluded hi.s cluucli season
with , is not a wKe man , ami dues not oh-
sei ve the luw of the harvust. I The Imleiien-
dent.
dent.A
A clcrgymnn in Brooklyn Is said lo bo
Treating a sensation by lil.s skill In i tiling tbe
bicycle. But the Urooklyn preacher who
would preuto Ihe trieale-.t . sensation in thuoiio
who will Jiomobiintlay preach the ffospi' , ! . . ,
r
A Sunday school superintendent wishing
to llln > tnito the Idea ot Ihe good Sltephi'id to
thechildnui , said : "Suppose joa imiigiun
youiAcIves littluslieep , what wou.'d I he'1
"A mutton hc.ul , " was thu le ponse.C l'itUs-
burj ; Dispatch.
The Jewish Standnid linn the following jn
hull aedlumii of oilier sliullnr | iaratiiiplis :
"U'hj is It tlmt whe.ii Jfr. Isaacs : is a inem-
berol a down town oithodox school he illi-
hesitatlitKlyullced iieioss the allies { iiul
n dved Sir. Cohen for a 'pile.se tolt.ikand
since ho luis JoiuM an up-towu icl'oim Icui-
pe ! , his niKe. h.i.s lost all dc.-Jho lor litilatlon. "
.Sam Jones , the revival elowii , and "Old
.Si , " the humoilst of Ihe Atlanta Constitu
tion , aic conducting u religious awakening at
St. Joe. 3fo. Tin1 masses of the Amcilc.in
d haven't Botany too much inspect tor
, ( in nt present , uml they an * not likely to
liellllploVed 111 that respect by tllfi id tempt
lieiai , ' made to ititiodtice tunny lupine.-- ) into
pulillu worship. [ Frank Ilatloii.
A minister of the Kosjiel In one of the
counties in middle Tennessee Imideilugou
the [ 'iimhcihiml ilver Uum lit he would try
the ojin Jones' dodne on his eonureinillon
ami see how IL would wmk. lie hull seen
i
tlm Ki > v. S mi use it wllh wonderful effect ,
ami he could fc.o uo reason why it Miuulil not ;
piovo equally as rlfeetlvo with him and Iin
uas h.ully in need ol it muclhiKU of somoBort
to make his hi'.ireis.slick null ! he could reach
the "lastl > . " On lluuioeiisloii lelimed to 1m
asccMided thu plat lot m as UMial ami , niter the
preliminary services , hislo\\ly icmovcd hl.s
KlnssesiilulnlU'i Klaliisliii ; over hl-1 mhllciice ,
iciiiaiKed soluiiiuly ( bill he was going lit deal
hi some plain , unvarnished jrosiiol truths to-
di.and . \\iiild | try , the Loid Iieiii williiif ;
ami helplu ; : , to expose the hylxicnu-y nC pto-
les.slux Cliilstliius , ami if there weie an ) '
person or peisons pie-'tcnt who did not want
io he.ir it limy bad an oppoiunity ( rlyht then
to "i.iuk onl. ° To his utter sin pi Isc and eon-
stei nation Ihu couKic&alion aiosua.s ono mun
nml "melted. "
KOW IS THE TIME TO CLEANSE THE
BLOOD AND BEAUTIFY THE SKIN , *
M.T WITMN. UT3 NoithToiitliBtrfOl.Vlill.
W , n < lcl | > liln , ii'porlN ( lull ( moo ! ' liixciiMimotf <
( lined to Mini inulilonUilly tluit ho uu.s li-oliiitf MI
M-cllmiil litnl Kiilnod nu'aiy-Mivcn pounds In thu
lust > ( in- , till of u hlch IID in 1 1 ilnaeil m u HVHtniii.
iillULuinvo ol tliuCulicuiiL HcMiheal , ulicl ! | lias
pimod ulloctuiil whoa all olhur ieine < llcd lulled.
80IIIJ3 ON NKRIC.
Olms > . IlnviljPoiiHirlllo , MIIR < . , wlio rofow to
III' . . I. . I. U'oOil.llHIKHlal , < ll tlmt City , t-l'lllll
U Mdllllell'lll CHID 01' I'llUllllltf MIUHOIIIIlU
Mlilch hud lioou tio.ilixl li ) " hoiiiliil | pin sl
Mlthoiit oinu , mul wliiuli yiolJoil cuiiijijoioly lo
thu UHtuimi Itomcdlcw.
CL'Itl ! ! ) JIV OUTICUKA.
My Blclo ill < ; ai-o , whlili ifnlsloil Kiteml pnpu'
Iin i-ciiicilicfi nml oilier lomciMiH luhoi ilseil lif
luijhlfians , lam lieiiu cinu.l liy jour ( 'uiluiii'.i
JloiiiuiiiH 'ihvy SMI pu nl nil' MKIM i-.uiiiiiuo ;
u.\iK'euUnin > , mul riiifilU | eilecieil u cine.
J. U. AliU.tiinii : , Viiiu'initi * , JnJ.
KNOW iTti VAMIK.
All of your CM I luii r.i Itt'iiiuillol irho very srool
mil Hliicl Inn. 'I Im i.'iaiuniii I ctj. < ; i'itlliceiiai : -
niciiil lor llm ilNeiiK'n lui1 ulneli U It UM'il. I
l.uutv Inim pcrleaiio Us I'uliio.
J ) . a. J. I'll * i-r , Montfllo , Win.
A leclhw nf Hi-ntlludo InipoH inn lo iicl.amvl.
ilse llietiicni nieillh ul jnni' Ciillniiiii , mul [
I'lilinlly jiieiiiiiiiK'iiil II lo tint , piilillutia uory
uilullMu lumeilt ,
II , N. rowrus , < mm.
Tor fiilo iiveiivhcw. . 1'rlco Ciilleiii : ) . llio *
fli'til hUin cine.Ai ( 'lilloni.i Nun. . , mi UMilil-
'Hl'tWll ' lld.iulilltir i'rfi ( , 'lllicuiii IfexilU'lll.iliJ
tow Illoi" ! I'liiiticr. tl in. 1'iciniMiii hy t'oniai
imuo Mii'ui'Mimi.i u . iiiHiiHi , Mm *
. , mi i
llciiullllei1 mul NHI
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ny in H.iinl up in nm tuiilt lieiicq
- Mm * hii mi mul nine in iliu
ii"il lici | ( il mil. iriii i ulleiini I'luMer
'in I lie IK wnp ii IIM mul luicU.lltiMt U
in. I iiiiiu ul muKcle * , llio wire C-IIIM laiekinr
i'iiili ( tuiil enij | nili | mul mluul < luih iml.
iiiiuii'ieil nn clej.-iini mu | , „ t ( vi i > iiinliii ( > u
Itllll Mil 1 IlllllllllllllllllMI. M . 'I U -I- i Jiu
ui $ | i i uui If I iin
Potter Drug and l UK tiiion.