. THE OMAHALPAILY BEE , MONDAY , SEPTEMBER 28 , 1885.-TWELYE PAGES. I ? - * - I CRAY-HAIRED AND GREAT , The Political Opinions of Freil Douglass on Onrnmt Events , J ic Colornil MUM'S Future Koforni ill tlio White House The C' , ConklltiR Crcswcll ami Cox , "Caru , " the Washington correspondent of the Cleveland header , writesI met J'rud Douglass to-day and a ked him what he thought of .Senator Sherman's Ml. ( jilcad .speech , which the democratic pa pers are so bitterly denouncing. The veteran abolitionist replied : "I thought very well of it , and 1 liked Forakcr'a speech , too , Hoth of these speeches pro- pouted tlm real living issues which now i'\ist , and a campaign fought on any oilier issues ought to fail. The trouble with the last presidential campaign was that the republican party made their light on the basis of the body being more important than the soul ; the tarlli' was considered everything and the human rights' 'of ' the newly enfranchised race nol'llug. What bhall it , profit a man , a party , or a nation if it gain the whole woi'Td and lose its own soul ? " , "What do you think of the present ad- inlnlMratlon ? " I a.skcd. rf u. > iij rtVn bolding ollico under it , " was the "reply1."They " have not removed mo as YOl.'though ' 1 am openly and avowedly tt republican. I believe Mr. Cleveland to be'an ' honest , well-moaning man , and 1 think he will do the ri"lil ; as fnr as ho sees. . ' " ! ! . Whether he willsucceed : in lire- pen ing the civil service spirit is hunt to I'ay.-and whether ho can overcome the Spoilsmen of his nurly i a question. You Ciliinol , wrvo Gou and Mammon , and a president inu. t be either a democrat or a republican or a mugwump. " 'How about the future of the negro under the present regime , Mr. Douglass ? " " 1 think there will bo progress , " was Ihe reply , "and if would bo almost athe istic for me to think otherwise. No , I cannot but feel that our race will move .steadily Onward toward a better civiliza tion. 1 have seen such great chaiige.s in iny past. 1 have known the day when New Kngland was the South , when Massachusetts Mississippi , ami w'hen New York was North Carolina. 1 think tile change for the better will still go on , and that the future of the colored man will be yet brighter than it is. " I SAM COX IN TI-KKKV. ! T hoar that Sam Cox is highly pleased "with hisjoeoption in Turkey'ami that his position bids fair to be a nleasant one. It is doubtful , however , whether ho will remain there throughout the administra tion , and a friend of his tells me that he took the position mainly to get out of politics. Should he return to this conn- trj' he will probably live in retirement , in 2STow York , devoting himself to lecturing and literary work , and it may bo that he will still own 3 , house in Washington. Slim Cox is in j .od circumstances. His wife wild an lli'Ircss , and Mr. Cox himself has done very jVjsll at the law in the in tervals of hi.s congressional labors. His hook will probably pay him boveral times a congressman' # yearly alar.y at least , and from his long experience as a public man he has'galiicd such a knowledge of American history and politics that he can always make more by his pen than by shaking the sides of the country in the halls or congress. There are a number of HAD THI.VOS ABOUT Till : AVIIITU HOL'SII , and the time will come when it will be devoted to business and the president will have a mansion in which to enter tain mtuatetl hi another part of the city. At present the president has no privacy whatever. He is besieged by callers day and night , nml ho cannot take , a walk without hi nig as much of a show as the 'procession ot a circus. The half of the great bnilding is open always to visitors , and the other half is never shut to sena tors , icpro'-ciitatlve.s ' , or any one of of ficial impoitanco. The president can never get away from bis work , and if he is a man with any conscience the .super abundance of it must haunt him night and day. The presidents of the past have approoiaUiu the necessity for a now executive mannion , and nearly all of them for a couple of decades back have Worked upon plans for the thing. The 'architect of the now library has gotten 'up plans for a new white house , or a roundelingof the old c-o as to leave the old in tact , but to add to it , The wh to house at present is an ugly building a 'great squaic pile of stone painted wliho. 'Its glare hints the eyes on a hot day , and ' ono turns to the forest of elms surround ing it , to the sparkling fountain in it.s front , or the green lawn for relief. A half moon of grass lies in front of it , and u s-'emi'cirelo walk runs around this lead ing to iho great porch , which , ugly and massive , stands in its front. If you walk up this , before you got to the door you must pass a railing over which you can hardly fail to see the president's servants washing and doing up his linen. The architects of to-day w no would build a house so that Its laundry could bo .seen from the front door would have a hard time making a national reputation. The rooms of the interior are cut up into the most inconvenient shapes , and the east room , full of beauty in some re- spools , is wide , Mill' , and dreary looding , except when the great jnibllo comes , on imisso , to sue the president , and with overcoats on arm and hat in hand walks about and stares at the furniture , and tries to snip pieces out of the lace cur- t'lifis "for relics. This ea l room was HI ) ginally intended as a banquet hall , and ft was so u < ed for a long time. Thu nroVtint 'dining room is far to small , and its'fimiituro is shabby. At present the great ho'rfco looks more like a barn than a ph'Vid ' nt's mansion. On tlio stairs loading to the president's rooms the oil clojll linn been worn raggi-d by the feet of n thousand ollico seekers , and the pain } ' tili the outside of the house hhou's phiinly'whoro the painters have been patching' up the dirtiest places with a nu > v coat of white lead. llOM'Oi : C'ONKMXCl. ! Ono of the great oveiui of the coming- year at Washington will be the memorial services which congiv will hold in honor of ( Jeiso.ral ( Sninl , and if , as has been suggested , Itoscix Conkling should bo choion to pronounci the eulogy , his hpi'Pi'h vvlll probably go down to posteri ty a's one of the great "specimens of American eloqu-nee. 1 talked with ev- Postmaster ( JeiioralCroswoll about Conk ling at Ml. MeUrogor while ( Irani was lying in his rollln not a stones throw away Irojn where wo were si'.iaking. ' Saw liot "J , consider Ko-coo ( 'onkling the gre.llost debater on earth. His com- maud of language surpa-sos that of any jubliu ) I'rian 1 know , lie uses many mi- -omnifn'wm'd | and in such a way that his shade of meaning Is expressed in the i li tihorto.it and mou forcible manner. Ills speech nominating Uraut at Chicago was one of the greatest orations of our history. Do you remember the yer.su with whieh.hu began it ? " "YuV'eahl. 1 , it was something like thief : " ' Ji you n k HIP whence my candidate , My fcueir ! | > lvi > li > ill Iw , Hooomoa I rum Apimm.Utox Ami It.s famous apple lice. " ' "Well , " continued Ocnoral Creswell. "I can tell you where Conkling got that Terse. It was not original with him , but was the work of a friend. Some time be fore the emu itio i ho and thu friend WITH out riding together , and the friend rend to Mr Conklt g a poem whlih he ail been > vritln < ; about Grant The above was ono of the verses of the poem. When it was read Conkling said.1 ' 'That is a good thing and 1 may have occasion to two it. " Ho then made the poet read it over covcral times until ho hail it thor oughly committed to memory. The stpady applause of full fifteen minutes which followed it when ho uttered it at Chicago showed that ho was not mistaken in its value. value.COKKUVO'.l COKKUVO'.l Fl'TtWK. "Do yon think Conkling has any polit ical future ? " I asked. "Ho may have , " was the reply , " " "t it seems to mo only in one emergency. If a mighty issue should come before the country and the people nhoultl bccomo involved in it to such an c.Mcnt that the issue overshadowed the men who repre sented it , Conkling might come to the front as olio of the great orators of a party and as such regain his old foothold. At such times loaders bccomo heroes in the people's eyes , and such an occasion may yet remake Hoscoc Conkling. The great mistake of Conkiing's lifo was in his attempt to go back to the senate. Ho made the attempt against his better judgment and I don't believe he intended to makij it when he tendered his resigna tion. " OIIANT. At this point tlio conversation tun cd to ( Jrant and Mr. Crcsswcll said : "Gen eral ( Irani had as pleasant relations e.v- Kling among his cabinet oflicer.s as any president who over sat in the while IIOU-.P. Ho permitted cacli olllccr to manage the details of his own depart ment , and if one ; o Hi cur wanted anything of another lie went to the cabinet olllcur and not to the president. . . 'erfectliarmo- ny existed among the cabinet. We had a free interchange of views , and though General ( Jrant always spoke first and generally had an opinion of his own , ho tulvKed with his cauir on most mutters of inin ] > rlanrc , ' Speaking of . the present administration is attempting to cut down Jiis salary as the lawyer of the Alabama claims court. His salary has been $8,000 a year , nut a very largo salary for a great lawyer in these days , when Hen Imtler and llo eoo Conkling are said to make from liflj to one hundred thousand yearly from their law business , and whim senators make a number of times their salary in practicingbeforetho supreme court here. Mr. Cresswell has been thirty-live.years ; in the practice of law. lie is a Maryland man by birth , a graduate of Dickinson college , andhobo- gan his legal labors when Clay and Web ster were yet living and when Chief Jus tice Tiling had jvt ten years and more to spend on thesiipreme'bcnch. General Cresswell has repeatedly hold public ollice , having been in both hoiisosof con gress , and also in CJriMit's cabinet. lie is now Jifty-f oven years of ago , and is as strong and active as any man in public lifo. Tall and well made , ho has a line appearance , and lie would be a marked ligure anywhere , lie has a full , open face , bright , friendly blue eyes , and a lon ' , silky brown beard , whiih falls upon his bioad elicit. He is a pleasant man to talk to , and has generally something to say. 1 fe understands himself pretty well , lee , and Comptroller Durham will have to jump about with more than his usual agility if he gets ahead of him. Tra I'ians. , New York Times' "Is. Colonel Maple- son to have the house as in former years , free of rent V" the reporlerasked. "Colonel Maple ou will | lfiy a stipulated rental for tlio use of the Academy , which has been estimated K > as just about to cover the running expenses of the house , and the stockholder will retain the use of their boxes and beats. We have no desire to make money out of the colonel , but wo want the relations between him and the bo.ird in the future to bo those of business , as man to man. We give him no guarantee against lo ? , as we have done in former years. IIo must look out for his own finances and I believe when he finds that ho cannot lean upon us ho will manage to make both ends meet. You know the cry has gone out that Italian opera is dead in KeyYork. . We don't believe this and we rulv on Colonel Maple.sou to prove that Italian opera is still a vei'i lively.corpse. " " ' 'lias ho furnished the board with a list of his company "i" "Xotyot , but wo are looking for his prospectus every day. It ought to como soon , as the colonel and his company are booVed to sail in the City of Chester on OetoVcr IS , and ho certainly ought to send Vis plans in aihance of him. Ho has premised U > mnko his opening night one of jVreatchitarid ( worthy of the mag niliconlvioij/ii which ij waiting for him. 1 was torn by a friend of his that he in ] tended to open \\lth "Lakme , " but wo ha\o heard nothing about it from him personally. Ho is keeping ycry quit-l about , his plans , as he. has hccnaduscdto do by his triendn. I know that Palti has canceled her European engagements lo si lift here ytith Maplcion , and that ho will also bring Scalclii , fiianinni , llawlli. and Do Anna. Outside of these 1 enn tell you nothing of his company. After his season here he is under contract to direct music festivals in Chicago , Cincinnati , and one more western city , and then ho will take his company to Mexico. I know that ho has been offered a largo guaranty to make a tour of .South Ameri ca , but , \v he ! her he will accept or not I can't .say. One thing you may say : M.i- jilcson's operatic career in this country is by no means at an end , and I only hope he will have a MJIISOU in New York that will cheer his heart. " Oat Pni'tlcs. Now York Commercial : Cat parties are the latest entertainments. Kccently a young girl , the happy posses.sor of a line Maltcio e.it , invited it number of her friciuls to bring their pet cats to live-o'clock tea , each cat to have a ribbon lied about its nook coarcspond- ing to that worn by it * mistrn s. At the appointed houi ; Ihe cats made their ap pointed hour the cuts made their appear ance , in ch argn of their respective owners' . After tie | feline introductions had taken place , some of which were the reverse ot friendly , games worn intro duced , and soft balls , toy mice and other objectH dear to piivsy's heart , were pro vided. These pastimes , howovcr , I grieve to say , worn sometimes marred by a vigirous Map when Uvo strangers came in collision , and oncti tlm boligereut iiu.s.-ies had ( o be separated by friends. When lea was an nounced , a table furnished with saucmv > of milk and small cakes , and with cush ioned stools' , \\M dlsolo.sed. The lloral decorations consisted of catnip , lavondcr , grasses and bright ( lowers. The cuts , placed on their rrspecllvu sl ( > ls and at- tendril by their mhtressos partook of the good cheer .sol bcforov them. Their bo- luvlur was citiito correct , With their fore pav. s on the table , they lamxid the milk wit libi'.pommg propriety. When all wt-ro satislh'd , there was.ii comical sight. ICach picisey begun making her toilet , and the facu'Wasliing was decorous in the extreme. After leaving the table , a Mtrig of caUdp was given each kittio , and the feline happiness was complete , These sprigs were tossed in the air , caught , ami Joviugly caressed. As each kittui departed , it wis ; , presented with it.s ball or toy mouse as a memento of tlio parly , As n I leaf itil > licl ( < > ! ' Her lioslon Journals "lie's not what you call strictly handsome , " said the major , beaming through his glasses pn a homely baby that lay howling in his mother's arms , "but it's the kind of face that grout , on you. " "It's not the kind of liw tKat rcwa on you1 was the- indig nant . nd uncxpccUd reply of the mat r- mil b ! ] , "yo i d bo uittfV looMny If you had. ' AUSTRIA AND AMERICA , The Ohina of Europe that Insultingly Bo- . jcotcd Minister Kciloy , Opinion oT nu AiiPtrlan-lloi'ii Amerl- cnii on Ills Native Iiand's Hostility to Our People. New York Sun : I have just finished the reading of that remarkable new book , "The History of China , " by Hubert 1C. Douglas of the British Museum. 1 have laid aside the volume regretting it is no longer , and ready to pronounce it tlio best and most readable history of the Flowery Kingdom. In reading it I have neglected the current events , and as I now take up the evening paper 1 read of 11-.i rejection of Mr. Kclley at Vienna. Thong i I am an Austrian by birth I can not ho p e.Nclaiming ! "Austria is as fur behind the times as China ! " Verily , It seems -o ; and the book of my leisure hour is 0.1 if it were a story of'my native 1111. . . It is too true , Tn the fullness of the word the world knows almost as much of China as of Austria. My land still lives the bounds of the seventeenth century , and has a settled prejudice against modern tilings that arc. not hoilhanian. It boasts of its army and its educational advantages and there is pride in Aus trian arms , and there is glory in Austrian education. Education there is really up to the times. A peculiar feature of education in Austria is the industrial school. Thcro are now 75 of these , with 1 ? : ) teachers and some 5,000 scholars. They embrace 21 dill'erent , industries. Of the number 2J ! are devoted to weaving , 1-1 to wood working , 5 to lace-making , 4 each to pottery and carving of woods , and others to painting , embroidery , turnjng , sculp ture , mechanics , and various industries. Seven schools are located in Vienna , and have 25 teachers and 700 pupils devoted to textile industry , turnhig and clock- making. Tlio other C3 are scattered all over the empire , the textiles , however , principally in Moravia , wood industry in the Tyrol a'nd ceramics in Kohcmia. Their purpose is to furnish skilled labor , and to render Austr'm foremost in indus trial arts. Perhaps , it might be well for the United States to make note of the competition that in this way is preparing for American manufactures. This matter a ( lords opportunity to say that not a few of the manufacturers of the artistic textile fabrics of Vienna are so dissatisfied with their surroundings that they would be only too glad to trans fer their industries to the United States. This applies especially to the tapestry weavers. Their art was introduced just two centuries agox when tlio edictf Nantes drove the trench Huguenot arti sans into exile , and in consequence of the industrial education and the encour agements on the part of the Imperial Museum , there are now a great many of [ these artisans who arc ot pre-eminent , ability , but who have the narrowest of avenues opened to their skill. If there is to come n demand for such skill , it will come from the New World. We , want those artisans , but AilSli does not want our products. It is littrd- esl of hard work for American inantutlc- turers to win and retain tlio markets of Austria-Hungary. Our goods are handi capped there by national jealousies and prejudices , as well as by the short sightedness of time-servers and an elaboration - . oration of protective duties and formal ! tics. Our invasion excites the deepest rooted feeling of opposition ever mani fested from both the native producers and consumers. This opposition takes different forms , and resorts to every im aginable device. The damaging reports of the public press lead all else , and ono is priilegcd to read of the poisonous character of American canned meats and fishand other damning trash that detur. > the masses by fear from using our nrp- ducts. The native manufacturer ijjjd producer is always pressing the goycpn- iiient to enact decrees preventing their introduction or hampering the trade ' .so that introduction will be unprofitable. There is in effect an embargo against ( lie importation of canned goods and pctro leuin , because of the enormous duties. Furthermore , this opposition often finds .shano in counterfeiting ourinventionsup to the patent itself. 'Ibis applies to do- me.stic utensils and agriculture tools , and to sewing machines and stoves. Natural ly the imitation i.s bungling , but there is , nevertheless , a remarkable display of talent in some of the work. Amijtcra- lion is a wonderful thing , and dilution is a step in science that i.s not ami cannot bo beaten anywhere else. For instance , it is no uncommon thing for a Viennese shopkeeper to take one gallon of ourker- O ! > ono and make six quarts out of it. And our mineral waters and medicines are served in the same way. Our lloiir , when brought into Austria , cannot bo reeogni/ed , and is made so heavy with baryta , plaster of paris and potato flour until it is no wondnr that the bakers aver Unit they cannot make good bread of American Hour. Our lard i.s doctored in many ways with tallow and horse fat , and tlif more it is done so much the more is there a howl about American adulter ation ! Our government energetically met the charge against our pork , and instituted - stitutod an investigation that completely vindicated the American hog , though still the oll'cctn of that prejudice is felt. Close following the criisado against ; pork came a blow at our beef. Doctor Kammerer , city physician and head olli- cor of the sanitary department of Vinnna , gravely proposed an extension of pro hibitory measures to hoof because ol its alleged infection of trichina' . Of cour.-e this was absurd. The amiable trichina * has none of the John Uull about it , and its existence in beef is an utter impossi- bility. This was pointed out , to Doctor Kaiumerer by a young American medical student , and had the cllcot of putting the learned physician horsdu combat. Had it gone on trichina ) would have been loimd in our egg.s next , There is a .senseless warfare against our agricultural machinery , especially tlio reaper ? ! , because the laboring class im agine they injure their intoroMs. At onetime time there was a mean show of .spite cul minating in the burning of reapers , but at present the laborers have put aside their rabidity anil are content to meet thu obnoxious machines by charging the same for binding the grain cut by them that they would ask for hand uuttlngand binding. Hut it i.s not profitable lo light the advancein agriculture , and In the very ncur future the landlords will have it arranged so that no matter what form of insane opposition nuiv arise , our. ma chinery will triumph. The objections of Austria , you will note , are against ICoiloy , pork , reapers anything unit has the meed ot the Yankee in it. There are not so many Austrian emi grants as ono would think there would bo , because the government , actuated by a motive of nslf protection growing out of a stern military necessity , does all it can to prevent emigration. A short time ago seventy ( iiilii'itiu peasants families wc.ro stopped at the station and forced to return homo , although they wore pro vided with prepaid tickets. Another company from the dls ricU of I'iUnu ii'l nrno arrived at KraKnn for the purpose of setting out for America. Tlio men , foiling arrest , went on fool to a hj- station several miles distant , proposing lo join their wives and children at that I ' point on their arrival Hut the police1 ' prevented the women ami children from 3epu'ting : , and In conKeuirneo the men Wi ro obliged to return to Kraknu muih . tlulr \ill Sui'h proceedings tint be feel tint thcj cannot aflord arc not infrequent ) for the powers to lee the people , who must re main behind for Marv.ition's snko. And it in in a mannpr justified , after all , for thorn is a public dpbt of nearly three thousand millions of florins , with an an nual interest of umvard of one hundred million , and the ilebt of CLsleithanin into the bargain , The Rothschild consortium controls the conversion loan , and there is a great demand for the rentes ; but there are thirty-seven million people , and almost as a matter of course the outcome is a yoke that is hard to bear. Meanwhile the government disposes Its finances in the way of the Credit Foncicr , and pub- lie credit is poorer than in any other other state. If you mease , it Is distress , and it becomes cmnmitic from the bur den of taxation anil the dillieulty of find ing now nourccajof public revenue. The people might not care so much jf wages were not so low. The cost of llvingliow- ever , is not FO very great , and , indeed , it is said that though the mode is so dill'er ent , tlio cost Is nunrnr that in the United States than it is in any other European country. This-applio sto food , clothing and rent. . The working , clauses are , as a rule , very steady and iiidiftrioius , but do not and cannot save , much money. They have no signs of lambltlon , and con tentedly plod oiii like a dumb animal. They have none'oMho anarchical spirit of the Russian nlid ( ieriuau , no labor or- ganizalions , and rarely indulge in strikes. Physicullylhl'ir condition is not peed ; morally they are unbridled. Though beer is their bread , they have their frequent spree ( katzcnjammcr ) . Of political rights they have none , as in order to vote the workingman must pay taxes amounting to $5.00. Of the Uo3 members of the house of deputies but five are industrialist' . Consequently , no changes of an economic nature are of likely occurrence , and , moreover , the present condition of trade precludes the idea that there will bo much , if any , bet terment of the condition of the wage- earners. What , then , yon will ask , will the harvest be ? There is but ono an swer : The harvest is passed for Austria- Hungary long ago , and the future of the state is not roo. > except so far as _ it con cerns the military side of the nation. Of the arlny is pride , is fear , is glory. That. bounds all. Moils r. A DISTANT PEOPLEs Ciiui-autcristiu * of tlio Terra del FuosoIwH.inXlio WOIIIOII'H TJOVO fbr Tobacco. The Terra del' ' Fuego Indians , the ug liest mortals that ever breathed , are sil- . Ways on the lookout for pas.sing vrssi Is , and conic out .in canoes to beg and lo trade skins for /obacco , writes a correspondent pendent to tluv New York Sun. The rucgians , or "Canoe Indians , " as they , are commonly called , to distinguish them i from the Patagoniuns , w'.o ' m'sliko the i water mid prefer to navigate on horse back' , hfive no settled habitation. They are a ( simple people , with a dirty anil bloated appcaraiico and faces that would scare a mule. They have broad features , lotv foreheads over which tlio hair hangs in tangled lumps , high cheekbones , Hat noses , enormous chins and jaw.s , and mouths like a crocodile , with teeth that add lo their ropulsivoncss. Their skin is suld to be of a copper color. They are short in atatueroiuiu shouldered , squattj and bloated , a physical deformity said to be duo to the fact that most of their lives are spent in cauoe.-i. The women arc evwi more repulsive in their appearance than the men , and the children , which are uncommonly numerous , look like young baboons. ' 1 heir intelligence seems to be confined to a knowledge of boating and fishing , and Ihoy.'ioxereiso great skill in both pursuits. Scientists who have in vestigated them say they are ol' the very , lowest ordct of the human kind , many degrees below the Digger . . nan. . Althougl these iwoplo live in a perpet ual winter , whyie it freezes every night and alwayi snows'when the clonus shed moisture , thcy , ; a almost Mark naked ! The skin of the otter and guanaco are used for blankets , . .which are worn about the shoulders and afford soin > ; protection ; but under the. , 'neither the \vomen nor men wear anything whatever , except shoes and Icggmjj.jrnudo ot the same'ma- ' terial , whjch protect the feet tiom the rocks. There i.s ijomo little attempt at adornment madOtby both KO.\CS , in the- ' way of necklaces , bracelets , and earrings - ' rings made of lishi bones and .sea shells , which are of ton ingpnioiinly joined togftli- u" . The wonniH will sell the skin blank ets that cover their backs for tobacco , standing , meantime , as nude as a statue of Venus ! Their food consists of mussels , fish , seiu animals , and llcMli of similar sorts , which they catch with the rudijbt sortoimple ments. Their JlMiing lines are made of grass and their hooks of lish bones. For weapons they have bows and spears , the former having strings made of the en trails of animals , and tlio JaMcr being long , slender poles , with t'ps of sharp ened bone. They lso use slings with great dexterity , which are made ol woven grass , and are said to bring down animals at long range. During the day they are always on the water , in canoes or dugouts made of the trunks of trees , tlio whole family going together , and usually consisting of a iniiiij two or three wives , and as many urehinii as can bo crowded into the boat. When night falls they go ashore and build a lire upon the rocks to temper the frigid atmosphere. Around this they cuddle in a most all'ectionato way. The name of the islands upon which they live came from these lirus. The early navi- gator.s , when passing through the straits , wore amazed to see those lires spring up as if by magic all over the inlands every night at sundown , und so they called them Terra del .Fiiego. or the land of lire. The Knglish dh'orton I ho appellation , and thus the place K known as I'iroland. No ono has over been able to ai-ceitain whether they possess any sort of rejig- ions belief or have religious ceremonies. Across the .straits the I'atagonians , or horse Indians , are of a higher order of creation , and perform uncreil rites to pro pitiate the evil and good .spirits , in which , like the North American savages , they bi'lieve , but the Fuegiaiis are too degrad ed to contemplate anything but the neces sity of ministering to their passions and appetites. They eai fish and flcbh uncooked , and appre ciate as dainties the least attract ive morsels. Their language Is an irregular and meaningless jargon , ap parently derived from the Iatagonians , with which they were , .some time in thu dintant past , connected , liishop Sterling , of the Church of England , a devoted and energetic man , who has ohargo of mis- ionary work in South America , with headquarters on" the Falkland islands , has made .some attempt ( o benefit these creatures , but with no great success , lie ha.5 a little schooner in which he sails around , and has succeeded in ingratiat ing himself amqng the Fuegiaiis by giv ing them priMoiilri of heads and twine blank-els and clothing. They u.so the first for ornaments-tho second lor lishing gear , but trade oil' the other things for rum und tob'act'u the first chance they get. AH long aa his gifts hold out ho will bo kindly received , no doubt , and his de votion meet wit ji encouragement , but if ho should laud among them without the usual plumloj Uio > would probably kill him at breakfast lime mid pick his ribs for lunch. Toward the Atlantic coasttho ; uage.'i arc of a higher order , and the bUhop has established a misnionary sta tion in a little town in which tun , ) live. Ilia assistants luivo succeeded In per- 'luuiing the inhabitants of this village to ivcar clothing und ran a primary school , from \ lilch much good may cojue Statistics show that Knqhuul n is- . ? iit'i ' jifTu'itiMo' < iu i nus as fast and Sr > m , ' It will buy you a pair of pantaloons worth $7 , made by a nierchj tailor , found only at The Only Misfit Clothing Parlors , 1119 Farnam It will provide yon a pair of pantaloons worth $10 , in many sty ] if any prove your sise , found only at The Misfit Clothing Parjors , ij Farnain Street. -f. ft , i-1 fe It will buy yoii an elegant pair of pantaloons fully worth $ by a merchant tailor and found only at The Misfit Clothing Parlors , ll | Farnam Street. JI It will buy you as fine a pair of pantaloons as any merchant itadil | in'America can make you for $15 , found only at The Misfit ClothingJPs : lors , 1119 Farnam Street. It will provide you a suit or an .overcoat wliicli was made. ' merchant tailor for $25 each ; they can be found only at The Mis : Clothing Parlors , 1119 Farnam street. It will buy you a suit cut in a four button cut-away frock -coj 'which was made by a merchant tailor for $35 , you can't find it outsij of The Misfit Clothing Parlors. t - What Can foe Done with $20.00 It will buy you a suit or an overcoat which was made for $40 bvl \ -i 2D vohant tailor , sold only at such a price at the Misfit Clothing Parloij 1119 Earnam Street. with. j It will buy you as elegant a suit or an overco at as any merojiaj tailor will be willing to make yoii for $50 ; to be found only at the Mis ) , Clothing Parlors. r ' ' l/Vliat Gail fee Done with $80.00 It will provide you an elegant silk or satin lined suit or an _ . which a merchant tailor made for $60 ; to secure it come to the tOnH i Misfit Clothing Parlors. What Gan be Done with $38.35 It will buy as fine a Prince Albert suit as ever an eye saw ; it wa made by a leading merchant tailor for $70. To test the truth of thes facts you are invited to call for an inspection at the Open evenings xmtil 9 o'clock.