THE "DAILY TBEE MONDAY , ATjatJST IT , 1885. A FAMILY AFFAIR BY HUGH OONWA.Y , Author of "Called. Backhand "Dark .Days. ' CHAPTER I. A LITTLE DKnr.LICT. ir * * r * y f\ KC ? = 0 " ST I I/I / / lSffT \ \ Twos a dreary , dismal , / ' \V O/J 1 wintry afternoon. All H VLXy/7 I the lights of Padding- * N 'V . / r ton Station were _ , . needed to conquer the damp fogwhich filled the arch cdoxpnuso from end to end. The brood platform teemed with the motion and bustle attendant upon the dc- parturo of atralu. The newspaper boys alone were having n. comparatively dull time of it , as the fln > t net of every passenger , upon tak ing his feat , -was to pull up the window and shut out as much log as possible , declining to let the wish down for anyone , except other travolcrH , who , having paid their fares.clalmed their right to scats In the traln-fl proceeding which , to the first installed jmsscnger , always seems supremely selfish , The now comer , or comers , might choc-jo eomo other compart ment than hist The moving rock which bears the lamp ! reached thocxlromo end of the train. The strong-nnned ofllclal below hurled the last crystal glebe to the nimble official who runs along the top of the carrir'jcs , and leaps so recklessly from ono to another. Deft as an Indian juggler , ho caught the gleaming mis- Bile , slnpi > cd it into the last bucket , r.iid sprang incontinently from the already moving train. The guard shut the last door , which some body's cur richness hod loft open , jumped into his van as it swept by him , nnd , punctual to the minute , the flvo o'clock train left London aud began its inco to I'cnzanco. In ono of the first-class compartments were three passengers , although the railroad com pany would only benefit to the extent of two faros , ono oC thcso passengers being a child still young enough to bo passed oil ns a child in arms by all save , perhaps , these tender- minded persons who scud cousci neo r icnoy to the chancellor of the exchequer. The two travelers who nugmcnted the company's rev enue wcro a man aud a woman. That they wcro strangers was evident , and it was also evident that the man was nn old traveler. As soon as the train wns in motiou , and ho felt insured for souio time to coma against dishnbance , ho arranged his wraps iu the most approved fashion , donned a soft cap , lit n lamp nnd buried himself in a book Ha was a young man ; but us ho appears iu this tale only to disappear , n detailed description would bo superfluous. It is enough to Imow ho was a gentleman , well dressed , well-to-do in nppearnnco , and looked quito iu his place in a first-class carriage. It was a different matter with the woman. There wns no obvious reason why she fchould not bo able nnd willing to pay llircepcuce- halfpcnny instead of a penny a mile fortho privilege of being whisked to her destination ; yet 0110 could imngino a crusty old director , who travels frco himself , nnd is therefore noxious to prevent the comimuy from being defrauded , calling to a guard and suggesting that the woman's ticket should bo examined. Or , from purely benevolent icasons , a per son who knows what mistakes women make in such matters , might vdth propriety have remarked : "How comfortable these Jlrst- class carriages are. " For my part , I should most certainly hnvo done so not from be nevolence , but to save myself , who had paid just fare , from feeling swindled if , at the journey's end , a good-natured ticket collector lot off the victim o buch a comfortable mis. tako. , , Yet there was nothing rcmnrkaWo in the woman's nppearanco , except the utter absence of individuality it displayed. For any guid ance her looks gave , she might huvo been rich or poor , young or old , beautiful or ugly , noble or simple. Hnd her traveling com panion been as curious as ho w as nt present indifferent about the matter , ho might have sat opposite to her from London to the Land's End , yet not have known how to clarify her. She was dressed in plain black and black , like charity and night , covereth nnd hldetb much. No scrnp of bright ribbon , no vestige of color , broke the sombre monotony o her attire , and a thick black veil hid the upper part of her face. She sat like one in a thoughtful frnino of mind. Her head was bent forward , nnd BO throw her mouth and chin into the sliado. Her hands being gloved , it was impossible to know whether she were a wedding ring or not. Pressed tier ftya vpon the child's golden lietid. Of the child , n little boy , thcro was nothing tliat could bo seen except a mass of bright golden hair. The woman hnd wound a thick woolen shawl around him , mid held him closa to her bosom. Ho was no armoyanco to anyone ono , for , shortly after the train sUrtcd , he fell fnst asleep. Indeed , BO inoffensive were his traveling companions , that the gentleman , who hnd felt somewhat disgusted when n woman nnd a child entered the compartment , began to hope thnt , nfter all , ho need not shift his quarters nt the first stoppage. The trnlu pped on through the white fog. It was a fast tinin , but not to fast as to giv < itself airs nnd decline stopping moro thnn twice in a hundred miles , Near Heading the Hpoed slackened. The gentleman with the book breathed an inward prayer that he might not bo disturbed. Ho did not notice that , us the train drew up nt the platform , the woman half rose from her beat , ns if hci journey w as nt an end ; then , after a mo merit's hesitation , reseated hcrbolf in her former altitude. The travelers were not dibturled. The train shot on once more. Still the gentleman read his book still tht kilent u-omnn buhl the sleeping child. In leas lean half an hour DiJcot wet reached. The woman , after a quick glance , to assure herself that the reader wns intent upon his IwoU , pressed her lips upon the child's golden head , und kept them them until the train stopped. For ft mhiuto or two fcho renmimxl motionless , then , layiiifi the child on the sent , rose quickly and o ( > eneU Jhocarrlugodoor , The reader looked up ai iho cold , damp air rushed into the heated rouijxn tiucut. "You have uo time to get out , " ho said 4 "wo ere off in n minute. " v If she heard tlw wcll-uicftnt caution sh twld no hxd to it. She mndfl no reply , but , > rtepplug oa to the platform , closed the carj j rlngo door behind her , The young. . man - i" ji j i shmgf xl his shoulders , and resumed his in terrupted paragraph. It was no business of Ids if a stupid woman chose to risk missing tbo train. Although , two minutes afterwards , when lie found the train in rapid motion , anil him self and the sleeping child the only tenants of the comjiartment , ho saw that , after all , he was primarily conccrntnUn the matter. In Bplto of his warning the mother hnd born left behind , nnd ho was in Iho uncuviablo position of having a child thrown upon bis hands until the next stoppage. . Although ho was a bachelor and ono who know nothing of the ways of children , h scarcely felt justified in pulling the emer gency cord. Swindon would bo reached in less thnn nn hour there ho would bo re lieved. So ho could do no rooro than an- nthematlzo Iho careless inoihcr , nnd pray that the child's slumbers might bo unbroken. Whatever effect the objurgation mny have had , ho soon saw thnt his prayer wns not to bo granted. The child , no doubt missing its protector's embrace , opened its eyci and be gan to struggle. It would have rolled off the scat bad not its enforced guardian , who was n good-natured , kind-hearted young fellow , picked it up and transferred it to his knee. Ho meant well , although ho did not handle It very skillfully. A man must go through n course of painful experiences before ho learns howtodnndlo a child properly. Our friend did his best , but BO clumsily that the woolen shawl fell from the child , nud disclosed a largo ticket sown on to the dress beneath. On it was written , "H. Talbcrt , Esq. , Hazlowood House , Oakbury , near Blacktomi. " The young mnti npplauded the goal FCIISO which liadprovided for a contingency which had really come to pass. Then ho settled down to do the l > cst ho could towards supplying the place of the missing womantmtil the stoppage at Swindou might bring deliverance. Swindon at last. Hero the ill-used traveler called the guard , and , as that ofllcinlisoJ course paid to undertake all sorts of delicate nnd unforeseen duties , with perfect fairness shifted all further responsibility ou to hia shoulders , resumed the perusal of his book , nnd troubled , no more about the matter. The guard , without disputing his position of guardlnti to all unprotected travelers , hardly laiow what to do in the jncscut emer gency. The hope thnt the foolish mother had managed to get iuto another cnrringo vras dispelled by her not making her appearance. Ho was also puzzled by the careful way in which the child was labeled. This guard had seen touio curious things in his time , and , 03 the missing woman had left not a scrap of luggage behind , thought it not improbable that the desertion of the child was duo to in tention , not accident. At Ur&t ho thought of leaving the tiny derelict at Suiudou , on the chntico that the mother would arrive by the next train from Dldcot. Hut the inoro bethought thought the matter over the moro convinced ho felt that no mother would arrive by the next or any following train. Being himself a family ninii , and feeling most Wildly disposed towards the little golden head \ \ hich nestled in the most confiding way against his great brown beard , ho decided to take the child ou to Blacktowu , and thcnco forward it ns ad dressed. Ho pulled a couple of cushions out of n , first-class cnrringc , put them in ono corner of his van , and tucked up little Goldeu- licail as snugly as any mother could have done ; FO snugly nnd wmfortably that the child at onto closed its blue eyes mid slept un til the train reached Blacktown. Thcro the guard carried the little fellow into tbo refreshment room , nnd leaving him in chnrge of the pleasant young ladies , went to look for a sober yet speculative man who would toke the child to Oakbury on the chance of being paid for his trouble. Ho oven gave this mau half a crown to bo repaid out of his prospect ivo reward for cnb hire. Then , after another look nt the little waif , iho was drinking milk , munching a biscuit , and being made very much of by the refresh ment room young ladies , our guard rushed back to his somewhat neglected duties , and wns soon spinning down west at the rate of thirty-ilvo miles nn hour. CHAPTER II. A rAsm/r OF POSITION. Bo it remembered that Oakbury is not Blacktown. Many of its inhabitants are greatly annoyed when they hear it called a , suburb of Blacktown. Oakbury is near tbo largo city , but not of it. Although the fact cannot bo ignored that the existence of the many charming country houses hich ndorn. Oakbury is ns much duo to its contiguity to the dirty thriving town as to its nntural beauties aud although a certain proportion of these desirable residences has been pur chased by Blncktown's successful trailers , the most aristocratic inhabitants of Oakbury look with imlUYorcnco on the good and evil for tunes of the city. They , the aristocratic in habitants , nro useful to Blacktown , not Blacktown to them. They are out of its dis sensions and struggles ; better still , beyond the mugo of its taxation. They nro of the county , not the town. So they head their letters "Oakbury , Westshiro ; " and , as n rule , decline intimacy with any Blacktonn trader under the rank of banker or merchant princo. Besides Lord ICclston's well known country scat , there must bo in the parish of Oakbury sonio 20 or ii > gentlemen's residences. They cannot IK ) culled estates , ns the ground at tached to each varies respectively from thveo to fifty acini , but not a few of them might lay claim to bo described by thntellrouud - oil phrase , denr to auctioneers nnd house ngents , "n country mansion , fit for the occu pation nud requirements of a family of posi tion. " They nix ) not now , speculative , jerrybuilt - built houses , but good , old-fashioned , Rolid affairs. No painted nnd gilt railings surround them ; thick boundary walls nud line old trcoa hide them from thogazoof inquisitive holi day folks. As the country around is very beautiful nnd richly timbered ; as the prevail ing wind which blows across Oakbury conies straight from the sea , pure nnd uncontam- iuatod ; ns two of the best packs of hounds iu England meet within an easy distance , nud , prejudice notwithstanding , as the con veniences offered by a largo city nro to clos < at hand it is no wonder thnt the rector oj Oakbury numbers many families of positiob among his pniishioncrs. ] f mine were a fam ily of position , it should most certainly oc cupy a JKHV in tlrnt fine , old bquaro-towcrcd church. After this description it will bo easily bc- llovcd thnt the Oakbury people are somawliat exclusive by the Oakbury i > eoplo are meant the inlinbitauts of the afou-sald twenty houses ; the mniuer of the villagers and othei Bimll fry who constitute the n&Iduo of Ilia population need not bo taken into account. The Oakbury i > ooplo proper are very particu lar as to ith whom they associate , and the most particular and exclusive of all are two gentlemen named Talbcrt , the joint ownen and occupiers of Hazluwood House. Their ultra-delusiveness wns but the nat ural outcome of the position in which they were placed. The fact that their income was derived from money made by their father in timber , tobacco , soap , sugar , or some other largo industry of Blacktown people luivo alieady nearly forgotten which it was must Iw retpoiibibli ) for the care the Tnlbcrts wcro bound to exercise before they made a now acquaintance- . Because , you fco , in their opinion nt least , the taint of trade btlll clung to them. They wcro but a generation removed from the actual buying , selling nnd cliafforing. Meta phorically bpeakiiig , thuir own father's hands hnd been hardened by the timber , stained by the tobacco , lathered by the soap , made sticky by the sugar , according to the particu lar branch of trndo at which ho had worked to buch advantage. So it was that upon at- avlning the carl lest ycnrs of discretion , the sons decided Hint it was inoro iiicumbcut upon them than upon the generality of jwr- sonsto bo particularly particular in their choice of friends. As they were amiable , right-feeling young men , they looked upoa ihis duty as a sad necessity. Had they been tempted to swerve from this line of conduct respect for their father should havtf kept them steadfast. Ho had always impressed the great duty upon thorn. Bcforo Uio two boys cro out of the nursery the great coup wutcli is expected by every Hingulno business uwu cnnjo oil" , ilr. Talbcrt realized J his capital and sold his biKiness. Ho obtained less , it because ho m.ido the stipulation that Ids name should no longer nppear in connec tion with it. Then , n widower with on daughter and two sons , ho bought Hazlowood House , nn-1 settled down to drift gradually into good society. Ho educated his children by this creed. It Is the duty ot all people to rise in the world both in commercial nnd social circles. Thanks to his exertions nnd good fortune , the first half of the obligation had been discharged. The second rested chiefly with his children. Ho did not tell them this Indefinite words , but all the fame preached Itto them most elo quently , nnd was moro than content , nnd felt that the fruits of his training were showing themselves , when his daughter married Sir Mnlugny CInuson , a fairly respectable and well-to-do bnronct. Tills satisfactory alliance gave the Tnlbcrts a lift in the social scnlo ; although , BO far as Oakbury wns concerned , it wns little needed. Mr. Tnlbcrt had now been out of business for at least ten years. Ho was quiet , gentlemanly , and , If not retiring , at least unobtrusive. His wealth was estimated nt about three times Its correct amount. With these advantages ho already found himself well received by the families of position , his neighbor's. Content ns ho no doubt felt on his own account , he , nevertheless , held up their sister's brilliant match as an example to his sous , nnd talked so much about the necessity of their choosing their intimates fittingly thnt it is a marvel the young men did not speedily develop into fools or snobs. But oven now when verging uponmiddlo ngo they wcro neither although nuy mnn who would decline your acquaintance or inltio ought , of course , to bo ono or the other perhaps both. Thowo. t that could bo urged ngnlnst the Talbcrts was this : From the very first they had told themselves : "Wo can find as pleasant nud as true friends among the upper ten thousand among these who do not make their living by barter as wo can among commercial people. Let us thcrejoro only associate w ith the best. A man has an undoubted right to cheese his own friends. Weshall not go out of our way to toady the great , but with our ideas on the subject wo can only ninko nssocintes of these whom wo consider the proper class o people. A Duke ot Badminton may associate with whomsoever ho chooses. Ho is always , per sc , the duke. Wo are not dukes. Our father made his money in well , never mind hi what. Wo oi-o not oven millionaires. Wo have enough wealth to live comfortably and like gentle men , but not enough to roll iu. If wo go hand in glove with oil , tobacco , sugar , etc. , wo must , 011 account of tho' narrow distance which divides us from the status of commerce , sink to the level , or at least get confounded with those useful , respectable , profitable , but , to us , distasteful commodities. Therefore it behooves us to bo fastidious even to a fault. " Who can blame such sentiments ns thcsol To my mind there is a kind of shrewd nobility in them ! Why , with such sensible views on things in general , the two young men did not follow their sister's example and make brilliant matches is a matter which , has uover been clearly explained. "When , after an immacu late career , they left Oxford , they wcro tall , well-built , young fellows ; moreover carrying about them an inherent look of distinction. So far ns the world knew they had no vices. Indeed , in spite of stature , good looks , and broad shoulders , in some quarters they were accounted milksops. Perhaps liecause , in ad dition to the polite , even courtly , style wliich they strove to adopt towards every ono , they had many little lluuickiug , old-maidish waya wliich were a source of merriment to their contemporaries. Novel thcless , among these who were honored with their friendship , the Tnlbcrts were not unpopular. With many women the middle-aged especially thcbe tall , handsome , refined young men were prime favorites. The fact of the brothers having reached the respective ages of 40 and 41 without having selected helps-meet for them argues that something which makes a marrying man was missing from their nnturcs. It may bo that the pleasure they found in travel prevented their settling down. Fet many years , either together or singly , the Tnlbcrts spent nine mouths out of the twelve away from home. Their father , who had nc wish to see his sons striving in the ruck ol humanity for the world's prizes , made them handsome allowances. Greatly to their credit they lived within their incomes , even saved money. These savings they invariably in vested in works of art , so that as years went by their acquisitions if united would have formed a valuable nnd tasteful collection , th units of which had been culled from east , west , north and south so judiciously thai the brothers felt sure tliat , if such a thiuj were needed , the selection would enhance th ( reputation they already enjoyed for refined tastes and knowledge ff matters artistic. The brothers -wero the best of friendi They understood nnd sympathized with eacl others' likes , dislikes and weaknesses. Onlj once in their lives had they quarrelled , but thnt quarrel had lasted for six years. Thoj shudder now as they look back upon tliul time. It was no vulgar dispute , which ia madt known to all the world nnd in wh'.ch ' mutual friends are expected to take sides. It wai only the Talbcrts themselves who know that a quarrel existed. To outsiders they seemed moro absurdly polite to ench other than be fore. fore.Tho The cause of the quarrel was the interfer ence of ono bret her iu Wio other's affairs. They wcro peculiar men , aud very tenacious of the Englishman's duty of minding his own busi ness. On a certain occasion ono of them fancied a rather delicate matter as much his .own business ns his brother's. Ho was mis taken. They did not use high words , because such thiugs wcro not in their line ; but each brother was sadly firm. The upshot wns that for six years they only spoke when they met Iri society. At last old Talbert died. His successful daughter had been dead n long timo. The old innii left Hazlowood House ami its contents to his sons conjointly. The rest of his fortune ho divided into thrco parts , and loft iu this proportion to each of his children or their children , if any , Then the sous met ntllazlo- wood House and considered w hat they should do , First of all , as was becoming , they made up their differences. Very little was said ou cither side , but it was understood that cordial relations were ro-ostnbVshcd. At which happy conclusion each man rejoiced greatly the six years' separation had been ntcrriblo affair and tacitly registered a vow that for the future hLs brother's affairs should bo his own distinct , private property. By this tlmo our friends had grown rather weary of gadding about. Moreover , it wns duo to their position tliat some place should IKJ called their home. For nearly twenty years they hnd lived In the various capitals ol Eun > i > o , and they know thnt they hail con quered boclety Indeed , It is doubtful whether nny two men , not celebrities , were bettor known than Horace and Herbert Talbert. Be they resolved to scttlo down and begin houso' keeping on their own account. They collected their art treasures , and Ixv ing not trailers , but still thorough men of business , in order to save any question arising in the remote future , made exact invcntorici of their respective belongings , do u to th uttermost , smallest and most cracked cup nnd wiucer. Then they combined thelrcollectioni and'undo Hazlowood House curiously beau tiful' with paintings , china nnd brio-a-brne , This doric , they settled down into quiet do mestic lifo , nnd kept their house as method ! , cally nud carefully , nnd no doubt a gicat deal better , than nny two old women could have done. Of course , with their cultivated tastes , thcirgeuer J acquirements , thelnwrnopolitaE experience * , and the- many dojirablo fr lendi they wcro known to possosH , the Talbcrts standing in Oakbury was undeniable. Thej wcro a credit to the neighborhood , anc might , had they not been too good-hearted tc dream of such a proceeding , have snubbed any ono of the faruillo-i of position without dreading reprisals. If people laughed nl their womanish ways , cffeuiinuto proceed Jugs nud .dorjiestio economics , thi y were novertneless , always glad to entertain or fc bo entertained by the Talbcrts. The lattci need not bo wondered nt. The little dlnnon at Hazle wood House wcro the pink of culinarj civilization the crystallization of refined gastronomic intelligence. [ TO nc CONTINUED. ] FROM THE NOBTH , A Nebraska Oily Man HrowslnR In Cool Special Correspondence to The BKE. HOUND CITY , MINN , August 11. Leaving Nebraska City on Thursday , August C , with the thermometer playing hldo and go seek among the 100-1-2-3 ° s It Is qulto a relief to strike lake Minno- tonka and enjoy the cool broczss of G8 ° and 70 ° . Almost Immediately after croeslng the Iowa line comes the inevitable chain of lakes with which Minnesota seems tobo so abundandly blessed. Every low miles ono sees n lake or two. Large , small , deep , shallow , clear , muddy lakes of every description. Whnt a pity that oven a small ono could not bo transported from Minnesota to Nebraska about mid way between Omnnn , jumcoin , and Ne braska City and make n summer resort. Wo would not need to Import the mon- qultoes , however , as Nebratka already has a fair orop of them. Crops along the line looked fair but were not to bo com pared to the Nebraska crops. Nowhere did I see corn over 2J to 3 foot In height whllo king corn at homo already looms up in a mi jcstlc height from 5 to 0 foot. Looklnc over tbo country through which the road runs I have come to the conclusion that Minnesota' ) ! principal crop la lakes , and after a few days' real denco on the banks of ono of the same , have concluded that mosquitoes are her second crop. Enroute from Nebraska City to St. Paul no cities of Importance are passed through save Council Bluffs and Sioux City , citloi which most readers of the BEE are already familiar with. Monko- < n , the principal town in Minnesota on Ilia road before roichlng Minneapolis , Is a lively place of abont 10,000 Inhabit ants. It has all the appearance of a firtt- class , buoy town. It boasts of a largo linseed oil works , pottery , planing mills and various other manufacturing enter prises. lloro is also located the largest Catholic convent and college In the state. It Is under the control of the Franciscan sisters. They have a massive building with about 150 feet frontage and six sto- rles in height. It is built of ctono , nnd standing as It does at the top of a slight rho , itmakoi a very imposing appearance from the train. I arrived at Minneapolis , the great manufacturing center of the northwest , at about 12 o'clock , and concluded to take a train for the lakes from thoro. How ever , I had nearly an bonr and n half before leaving for the lakes , which I concluded to Improve by taklrg a Httlo squint at the city. Minneapolis la the same busy , bustling city that she has boon for the past five years , and although the writer had been hero during the an tumor of 1883 , ho was surprised at what a year or two In a grow ing city can bring forth. Improvements on every hand , matslvo business blocks , Immense manufactories , elegant public blildings. Especially noticeable ia the union depot and the "WoEt" hotel. The former Is built on the river bank imme diately adjoining tbo suspension bridge. It is of brick , atone and Iron , and is sub stantially ni well as artistically con structed. The ladles' and gents' waiting rooms , restaurant , baggage rooms , and dining hall are in the second story , which opens out upon the principal street , whllo the general waiting room and train yard ara in the firat story upon the rlvor bank and is reached by massiro flights of staira from the upper sto- riot a peculiar , but at the same time pleasant construction ss all unpleasant noises , smoke , etc , , are kept away from the main part of the building. The now "West" hotel , the pridoof Min nesota , recently built , is an elegant struc ture of ttono and iron. It is eight stories in height and cost something over 81- 000,000 to build. It is gorgeously fur nished and appnrtenancod , aud is a fit ting sample of the enterprise acd gener osity of the people of Minneapolis. Many other Improvement might bo men tioned , but wo have not the space in this letter to enumerate thorn , At 1:05 : I boarded the St. P. & M. railway and in the courto of on hour reached my destination Lake Mlnnoton- ka. At Spring Park station I took ono of the nnmerou * steamers for the upper lake cud was soon enjoying the delicious lake bioezsa. A delightful ride of about an hour brought mo to Mound City and a further objective point , the Mound Oily honao. Sunday the "Minuia Cook" wai st the wharf. This is the Ill-fated steamer which contained tbo Mayor Hand party at the tlrno of the traglo accident of a few weeks ago , thotorriblo pullculars of vrhlch the LEE renders are already famil iar with from the tolpfjrims at thu tlmo of the accident. Tbo "Minnie" is a trim little pleasure boat &nd notwithstanding oho la fraught with awful remembrances she h still well filled upon each nlo.isuro trip. "EYE SEB. " PILES ! ! PILES ! ! PILES ! ! ! A MUO euro far Blind , Blending , Itching acd Ulcerated Piles has been discovered by Dr. Williams , ( an Indian remedy ) , called Dr. Williams' Indian File Ointment , A single box has cured tbo worst cbronic cage a of 25 or 30 years standing. No one need suffer five minutes after applying this wonderful sooth ing medicine. Lotions and instruments do iriore harm than good , Williams' Indian L'ilo Ointment nbsorbi tlia tumors , allays the intense Itching , ( particularly at night after getting warm in bed ) , nets as apoultlco , gives Instant relief , and is prepared only ( or 1'llea , itching of private parts , and for nothing oho , HK1N nlSE/VSEH / CUUED D lr , I'razler'n Megla Ointment. Cams as by magic. PimploD.Ulack Head ) or Grubs ho lotchoa and Kruptiona on the face , leaving Sultekin clear and beautiful , Also cures Itch , old , Uhurae , Born Nipples , Sere Lips , and prSoObstmate Ulcers , Icotld by druggists , or mailed on receipt At , CO cento , liech retail by Kuhn k Co , and Schroeter Beclit , At wholesale by 0. F. Goodman , Poisoned l y Toadutools. ClHOAQO , III. , August 15. John K. Fftlr- mau , who , with hU family , recently caina to Chicago from Elmita , N. \t died yesterday at his residence In Woodlawn Park , from the cllecta of feasting on toadntools , tuppoted to ho mualiroomn. MM , Fairman , , who alee ut3 of the toadstools , is eeriously ill and cannot recover. Fnlrman'd father was at onotima _ propilotor of the Klmira Ga zette. It is learned that eoino seven , or eight people living in Hyde Park are in a dangerous - ous condition from the came caute , nnd It ia likely that half of them will die. THE BEST WAS U1NG COMPOUND of the day is undoubtedly JAMES PYLB'S PEAHL1NE. It cleanses the dirtiest aud most elegant fabric wltbout Injury and with Jlttlu labor. For silo by yrccoro. TIM FOGERTY'S ' FREAKS , AD Exhibition of Triplets Joined by Ties of EM or Busier , The Sensational "Journal" ami Jour- nnltstH [ of ruttsmouth Sole- Stirring Events anil Shoulder Shoots , nml So Forth , Correspondence of the BEE. PLATTSMOUTH , Nob. , August 1C. The recent exciting events In thin city , Involv ing Journals nnd journalists , poesena pn- thotlo and ludicrous features that deserve to bo embalmed in plnln , nngilded proar , The task la a labor of Jove a dofonao ol the fraternity in this city , agninst whom the hands of novml men nnd women were raised , nnd a "continuity of cir- cnmntanca , " conspired to rob them ol their appalito and pcnco of mind , Though the Hfo of the journalist IB usually fall of excltemouta , and a well developed sensa tion more exhilarating thnn a eqtiaromeal , It is eoldom that the brethren bo joino the subjoots of a genuine trlpplo- : ioader. This fact has been a choice mor sel to every gossiping tongno in town , md thnt Includes the entire population. To explain it , It is necessary to go back to a dusky evening In the ehtuly half of July , when the waning ray a of a Cms county sunset purpled the hllltopa that jnclrclod the city. Sherman , the editor ial headlight of democracy , started ont with a subscription book under his arm , Spying an unprotected woman in his advance his youthful gallantry 11ADE HIM IEND AN AllM nnd csBoit her through the winding streets of this wicked city. Ho did so , and yet for this exhibition of nlphtly chivnlty ho wno actually rewarded with a thrashing by the lady's husband. Natu rally bis epiiit has since boon bowed down with nu uncommon weight of woo , his motives questioned by the evil-minded , and his hide aching with sere and solefal memorins. It wis only the beginning. Scarcely two weeks patsd ore Outright , the city editor , not gossip's tongue a wag ging with what resulted In the shooting icrapo of last Sunday. Oatrlght'a "nosu for noire" and practical jokes led him to Pacific Junction ono morning. On board the train were a conplo whoso no- tlono attracted general attention. The woman was the hysterical Gcrtlo Cham berlain , the allrgad satcldo who fell DO readily Into Conductor Granger's arms on the way to Lincoln a few weeks ago. Gertie's OVOB WEUE UED WITH TEAHS nnd Cutright's sonl strolled high with honest indignation or pity. He did not know the tcarstalnecl beauty ; ho could not divlno the cause of the dew drops that chased each other beneath the folda of a silken fan , but his practiced eye and unfurled car gathered in sufficient in gredients for n sensation. Gertio was tinally consoled by her partner , and went north to Council Blofl'i alone. ReturnIng - Ing to Plattsmonth Outright hurried to the Perkins house register end spied the entry , "Mr. J. H. Carroll and Miss Mar shall , Unionvllle , Mo. , room 3. " "Ah , ha , how Is this ? " whispered Cut- right to the clerk , pointing to the names. 'Ob , that'a nothing , " responded the clerk , "wo don't mind things of that kind. " Thus the unfortunate scribe was led Into a mots. The clerk had mode the entry himself from a card sent to him by the ladies who occupied room 3 , and had entered "Mr. " Instead of "Mra. J. H. Carroll. " The Chamberlain Incident and the betel register were connected and the story with many embellishments op- poared. The next ovunt that shattered tbo peace of the town , was the appear ance of the husband of Mrs. Carroll and the father of Mies Marshall. The latter was loaded a phtol In one pocket and § 10,000 In cash In another. The shootIng - Ing and euBaequnnt events have already been published. The article had been fully and satisfactorily explained by both Sherman and Outright , and reparation offered , and had not MALICIOUS INTEUMEDDLEUS pushed their chin into the affair ic would have boon dropped without bloodshed. When Marshall returned to the Perkins homo after interviewing the publishers of the Journal , ho was primed and prodded by ono of the employes of the hotel , and his dander raised to a shooting pitch. After the first shot , which pierced Cut- right's shoulder , ho wheeled nnd rtn for shelter. A pugnacious billy gcat pro- caded him and partly blocked the door way. Time waa precious and speed a matter of Hfo. "With ballots in the roar and a butt In front , " said Outright , after the doctors bandaged his lame ehouldor , "I hceltcted u tecond whether to loop over the goat and nilEAK MY NECK , or take the dilemma by the horns , but billle hopped aaido as 1 cleared the door in tlrno to tnltn the second bullet. " "I ehill cultlrato a goatoa In honor of the incident , " added the flick man ns ho groaned with pain. Marshall evidently carao hero prepared for just what happened. The fact that ho had the cash to put up to socura his bondsmen shows that ho left Missouri with blood in his eyo. The clink of the chink had powerful weight In shaping "public opinion , " and lawyers ( locked about him llko carrion , with sympathetic advice and an Itching for his pocket- book. The civil and criminal suits will corao up at the next term of the district court. THE THIRD AND LAST HENHATION involves a dealer in musical Instruments named Groomo , a relative by law or kin cf the Journal man. Ho came bora from Iowa n short time ago , and was followed by a warrant last Wednesday urging his return to the land of prohibi tion , where a prospective mother anx iously awaits h in Groomo positively de clined the invitation and gave bonds to meet the charge in court at any time. It Is qaito probable that o marriage llceneo ana a mlnliter will scon rectify this Iowa indlscrotion , as the friends of the woman propnso to puih him to the wall unices tie consults to do the honorable tbing. TlM J OdEllTY. IOWA il'MMS. ( Maloosa Is enjoying a building boom that already counts 204 dwellings eroalod slnco Janusry 1U of thoprosens year. Under license law , the town of Durant , in Cedar Couuty , had throa saloons. At pioeent , under prohibition , theio aio tjovtm saloona there , W. 0. nuntlDgtoB , formerly the Iowa representative at the Now Orleans nape tltion , has bson appointed dopnty oil in epectornt DIB Molucs. The Sioux City postoflice , ftom July J , 1884 , to July 1,1885 , ahona n gross In- THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN OMAHA TO JBUY unb'of ho Best and Largest < 3tacku in the United Btafccn To SolectFx'onu NO STATES TO CLIMB , ELEGANT PASSENGER ELEVATOB , \Vlio li vc trtntd tiw T lliolr otltllftll % lcor Mid iiowor. l < > rrlltl IWAUN'S nml I < Ob.SiS : , nljo arowcnlt , MYRTLEAIN TREATMENT .AtliomeiMthoiil. exposure , In LTSH time , nml for LKSrf tnonoT 1n.in nny nllicrtnctliml liilho worlil.VeaV l > ck , licndnclie , KMISBlONB. lacslttulu , l < > SM > rilrlltnndainl ! | > lllnnfinnaiT thought * . A r a il I ill dreams , dcfcctlvu memory. IMl'OTKNCI ? , His , Impediments to ni.irrlapp. nuil ninny other rni | > lnin li'udliiff to CONSUMPTION or INdAMTV , u ro iiruiuptlr rcmu > cil uythli trcatrucut , ud vlKoroM luatihuud rcstorcil. Married Men , orthosowho intend to marry , , . nnMl'Jinr.ll. jicrfect orxuil elrciiRtli mentis , licnlth , vlRorous oir- . lone Hfo rind ttm lovonml renpect nfn rilllifullfo. . \Vrnk inetifliouhl l > u rcsturca to \lgor Dinnlioflil licTnro marriage 1'roiifx. loHttiniiiiliiln nmlnliisble trcntl'u U stumps Oistab.lS77.Addross ) The Climax EVlodical Co , 5O4 , St. Louis , Wlo Manufacturers of Ornamental Dormer Windows , Window Caps , Metnllc Sky Lights , &c. Tin , Iron Slate roofers. GIG S. 12th St. , Omaha , Neb , Work dona m nny pnrt of the country. , HELLMAH & CO , , . i. in 1301 AND 1 03 PARNAM STRli'ET , COR. 13TH , Park Place , Omaha , Nebraska , for young Indicn under the direction of the Ladies of the Sacred ITesrt , The course of studies embraces nil the branches of a useful and refined education. She scholastic year commences oa the fust Wednesday in September. TKIIMS 1'nynblo In udvanco , Including board , washing , tuition in English and French , Instrumental muHc. use of books , per seesiou of 5 months , $1CO. EXTRAS Painting , Drawing , German , Vocal Mu.ic , Harp , Guitar , Violin. For iurtbor Information apply to the Hight Itev. Jag. O'Connor , or to the Lady Superior. come , asldo from money order business , of § 28,035.54 BSDgalnst § 27,708.07 for the preceding year. The Dubuque pollco bavo been In structed to arrest all persons found on tbo streets between mldnlgbt and dawn who cannot give n good account of them selves. The total cost of the Mahaska county court houss at Oskalocss , when ccm- plotcd , will wach § 153,000. Tha build ing is to DO tire proof , no wood entering into its construction. Samnol J. Kirkwocd , the old war gov ernor , has boon engaged to meet with the survivors of the old Twenty-first Iowa infantry at their reunion at Farloy , August 19ih and 20th. The ladies of Dubuque will purchase a stand of colors for presentation to com pany B , Second regiment Iowa national guard , on their return from the state en campment at Contorvllle. Henry Engeloko Is slid to have left his vrlfo in Dubuque , with whom he has been boarding for a number of years alleging to his wife that another woman In Omaha was able to put up batter chuck. Charlie Cunningham , nn 18-yonr old son ot the deputy clerk of Jasper county , was drowned In Skunk tlver , live miles southwest of Rovrton , on the afternoon of the 13th whllo out with a picnic. The Grant monument fund at Atlantic City , has already reached the sum of § 750. It is proposed to Increase the amount to $1,000 , and then to build a memorial fountain in the city park. Strahl's hardware store at Fletcher , Sao county , waa destroyed by fire at 11 o'clock Tuesday iilght. Daly about 8300 worth of goods wi ? saved. LSFS esti mated at § 5OCO ; insurance , 83,000. Congressman Hal ) , of the first congres sional district , has appointed a boaVd of gontlemcn to moat at Burlington , Sep tember 10 , for the examination of osndl- datca for the cadetship at West Point. A probably fatal accident occurred north of Odceoln Monday. James Young , eon of A. P. Young , was cuuht ; In a bar- vesting machine and had both logs broken , ono In thrco places and the other in two The et stern Iowa trotting circuit has arranged for races as follows : Anamosa , August 20 , 27 and 28 ; Montlcelto , Sep tember 2 , 3 and 4 ; Blaqaokota , Septemb er 9,10 and 11 , Dewltc , Soptumbar 1C , 17 aud 18. Tha board of supervisors of Scott county will bo asked at their September mooting to submit to a vote of the citi zens ot the county the question of build ing a now § 200,000 court lioueo in the county toirn of Divobport. The fastest tlmo ever made by a freight twin on the 0 , , B. &Q is caid to have been accomplished on the middle dlvlelon last woek. A train of fist stock , In cbargo of Conductor Olfs Wright and pulled by Engineer Peterson , crossed the ulvialou frun OrerJon to Ot.uinttu , 115 miles in thrco hours and twenty minutes. Sim iliutou , cgod about 30 , vras hilled Suad&y at Tnunis' cru.tu < ; ry , dUtant about olght mloj ! from Manchester. The unfortunate man was sparring with a friend named Kelley at the time , when , slipping , ho fell , striking his head agalns ; a rapidly revolving wheel and friotutiug his ekutl , cauelng instant death. He leaves a wlfo and three children , William Morrlton , a co&l miner near Knoxvlllo Junction , wes shot nnd ser iously Injured on Monday night last by a shot lired by his wlfo , who nt tbo tlina waa defending herself fgalntt her brute husband , who was ecdtavozing to boat hor. The woman was nrroslod , but gnvo bonds for her appearance before ) the grand jury.Mr. Mr. Jones , the gentleman wilh whom Miss KImball doped several months tlnco , the predecessor to a Mr , lioiton , tu whom Mls3 K , la s ! d to have been en- gagod at the time she shot Giles , returned to Badford a few days einco and asked 10 bo imprisoned in her otoad , but found , alas 1 oven such knightly aovotlon could not in those degenerate daya reacno his quondam lady from the j lil. Charles Sable , a fisherman , living in Dubuque for thirty years pnst , nnd known as "Mlsslntippi Charley , " won found dead in his bed Thursday. Ho was struck with o club by a young mon named Burdt three days ago nnd died from the cffectn of his iujurien. Burdt hi B been arrested snd coniincd in jail. The now plla and pontoon railway brldgo across the Mississippi at Prairie du Ohlcn , Is oomplotod , and the first through pnssonger train crossed the rlvor on It Monday morning. The brldgo was si ! months In building , cost § 200,000 , and is a marvel of strengthand Ingenuity. There ara two draws , each 408 feet long. The draws alone cost about § 100,000. The total length of the piling is 7,000 fott. Engineers prononnco it tbo strongest and safest railway bridge on the rlvor. John Stolnborgor , a young man of twonty-tbroo years , was almost instantly killed at Sharon Cantor Tuesday after noon. Ho was in the not of climbing upon the seat of a threshing machine to take the reins and drlvo oil' , when the horses attached scared at the tuddon blowing off steam by a portable boiler. Stolnborger was thrown to the ground by the budden jump of the horses , aud the heavy separator wheels paesod over bis abdomen , literally cutting In two and disemboweling him. CHESTNUTS IN 'XIIK CABINET. A. Uroadnldo of I'linHMndo the Presi dent T ko to the Woode. Boston Courier , When President Cleveland was asked to appoint Judge Tree to a foreign mie- elon ho replied : "I'd just aa leaf ns not. " This gracious answer to the application wfta rccolvod with a profound bough , "In making this appointment , how ever , " continued tire Chief Magistrate , "it h not to bo considered by any branch es of the Jndf.o's family that they htvo only to apply for a position to ba ap pointed. " "Certainly knot , " waa the roiponao , "Thou , I gueaa you can toll Judge T/oo to pick hla trunk , " Bald the President , "Yon exposted mo , of coarsa , to appoint him , " ho added. "Wo know yea wood , " was the reply. "Well , " raid the President , "I waa aware that Judge Tree did not pine for the oflica , nevertheless In ouoh a position I am anxious to aeo , ai our English frituda would say , a good nun at the 'elm , and while I'm iniplo" ' 'Chestnuts ! " oxclalmol the delegation in n breath , Then the President retired to hla desk with a pleasant amllo on hla faoe and the delegation departed Troll pleased with the anccesa of their mission. SUMMKU COMPLAINT cureu and im mediately relieved by DUFKK'H Tunis MALT WjilfiKny , lUcotnmended by loading Physi cians , Sold by DnijfglsU nud Grocoia , Tlio Uniilc BtAtoruonr , NEW YOUK , August 1C , Tha bank state ment thown reserve decrease § 2,000,000. The banks now hold 800,000,000 in exceej ol local requirements. A BciiHlblo Would use Kemp's Balsam for t lie Throat and Lunge , It U curing moro cases o ( Couuha. O'ulda , Asthma , Jirouchitir , Croup , and all Throat nnd Lung Trouble ? , than any other medicine , The proprietor ha * authorized Hchroter & ConrnJ , driiggliti , No , i-'ll Vil't teontti ttreet , to refund your money if , after * taking three-fourth ) of a bottle , relief I not obtained , 1'ilca CO cents and $1 , Trial le frtc