Nebraska Newspapers

    THE DAILY BEE-SATURDAY , AUGUST 8 , 1885.
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BEST TOMSK. ?
This medicine , comMnlns Iron with pure
VcgctflWo tonlr < , niilrlily mvl romivlttcly
I'lirrn llTHprinln , IiiellRr llnii , Wrnldinu * ,
1 nipiiro lllanil , .IIiiIurlu.CIilllB nml 1'ci crx ,
nnil NrnrnlnliK , , ,
Ills an unfalllns remedy for Diseases of the
Hlilnrya nnd l.lvcr.
H la luvalimblo for lIscn cs peculiar to
AVimien , nn < ] all \vlio lend Kdcntary llxca.
Hdoes not Injure thijtectlicause liendnclic.or
produce cotistlpltlou othrr Iran mdlclno ilo.
Hcnrlchcinivl purlflcs UIP blood , stimulates
the nppetltc , nlds tlio ft'Mmllnllon of food , rc-
llevofl llcnrtmirn nnd Ilclclilng , mid tticugth-
cni the muscles nnd nerves.
Tor Intermittent I'cvcrs , LnEsltmle , IJICTC of
EncrKjAc. . , ft lias no equal.
4 y- The ceinilno lias nlxjvo trndo mnrk nnd
crossed red llnca on wrapper. 1 nko no oilier.
ll fl only lir IllKIUV III11 | ITA * . II ) . W U THinilF , 9111
JKB-A 'WTlttcn Ruarantco of euro Riven In every
CJIBO undertaken , B-AI1 cunsiiUnUonaVreo anil
Nncrrtl. Dr. Clarke's Cclcuratrcl llootc and
Writings ( In plain envelopes ) lito ntnini > N.
' ' D.n.illEE.a. D..1SO So. tliUKST. IHKACO.ILL.
Frightful Case of a Colored Man. .
I contracted * 'earful case o ( blood poUn In 1333
was treated i > j aomo of the bo < t pbyalcUns In At-
Unta. They utoj the old romodles ot mercury and
potash , which Uiooght on rhciimatlera. and Impair
ed my dlRestho oitfin' . F.xory Joint in mo vita
swollen and foil olpiln. When 1 wasgUen up to
< llo my phjf Iclana thought it wouH bo n t'Ourt tlrao
to teal tlio vlrtuea ot Swllt'e Spoclflo. ' When I cam-
monctd taltlug 8 B. n. . the phyecl ! n nald I could
not live two * oehB unuor tbo ordinary trcatmoit.
Hocommcneod to glvoma the mtdlclno strictly no-
coidlnj ; to directions , which I continual ( or eevoral
mootba. 1 to k nothing ese ! and continued to Im-
jirovo from tbo iory fli-8t Soon the rbcumatlem
loft me , mr appatlto liecime all right , and the ulcdrs
which the doctor B lid wcrj tha most frightful ho
bid ever scon , bejai to heal , and by the 1st of Oa-
tober , 1884 , 1 was * well man njfiln. I am stronger
now tnin I over was before , an'l welsh more. S. S. 8.
baa eavcd inc. from an early graio ,
LKM McCLiiNDOS.
Lorn JlcOlonkon his bojn la tha employ of the
CacEft3C iloy compiny for some aoara , ana I know
tboabo\o statements to l > o truo. At the tlmo ho
brgaa.taklnz bllti flpoolllo ho wig In a hotlblo con
dition. I ngard big cure cl uoU miraculous.
W. B. CROSBY , Manager.
Ohrsi-CarloyGo. , Atlanta Dhlslon.
Atlanta , 0 . , April 16th , 1S36.
ATX COUM5CLOH
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.M.IooilftCo..MomOHSllch ,
Oun 1 am ualnn your I laid Eitract Brd Olort *
Dlouam dud Wet Compress for Cnnccron tlio breasti
and am well. 1 0m u-tUfiod It la the beat remedy rot
Canorr known , you nro vrrlcoino to u o Uila tor U *
, cuellt of ( Uirertnf huminlt T.
i iH.cituiijr : ( 'MM. r * A. JOHKSOK.
, . TOLEDO , O. , Junuory 17. ISffl
3. M. ! / & Co. . MONBOB , Mlcli.
OEKTLXMICK MrwlfabaaformmatlniobeonainictM
trlth ftomothuur llkoat rofaloui aiscAse.nnd fonxul ivi
[ llot until tbe j-nvu your Kxtrv * ot Ited Clmrtr trti ) ,
I am tmpvj to oy Bha bag on < crl > iicHl frrrat nlltt ,
7hli If hutkillcht testimonial of my apprecUtlon a
your efforU In Iwhnlf ot humanity , which you an
welcome to UM for their bcnrllt.
vv- 1"u''rtlf respectfully , IL ARMS.
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. Ucirm-1 comjiwi.ov.1 utlue yonr Cxc. Red Olorer ,
Tire r * n ( go , for KrydMlua. MU ! b e not been
tjimbu * lnce. U Ii liereifltaryrtui ma. Thick you
b Y Ui tst blot inoalcluo known.
Vo i wuly , W. H. BEIDERt ,
. R. D. flyman , ot Orand H nls ! , Mich. . > AT > After
two I > octpr ail > l > cdbliu < ou > IxxMe > iK > t.lted Clover
t r bait ca > ot 1 crcma , or t'over Bore on tha lift
Only uaed two pouolj of your Solid litruct Itod Cloier.
Am now well.
_ A.i Bpnng UedtelneTonloond eenrnl Blood Purl
Oerlthuiiowiatl. Kar U by all druwltu , w J. W
UXMO ct Co. . Monroe , illcli.
This Invaluable rpcolfla readily and permanently
cures all kinds of Asthma. The most obitlnita and
Jens : standing cases \ leld promptly to IU wonderful
outlni ; proiwrtloa. H ti koowu throughout the world
( or Us unrivaled efficacy.
J. L. CAI.DWKLL , city Unwlo , Nob. ; wrltai , Jtn
IB , 1B3L bjjco uilu Dr , Iltlr'a Aothmi euro , far
more thiu ono > earmy wife hu been entirely nail ,
and not even a lyuiptom of the dUoMohasappsarod ,
WILLIAU lIKNNtrTT , Klcbland , Iow , w rites Nov.
M , 1833. llnveheou atHlcted with tlay fetor and
Aithmt slnoo 1S59. Ifollo d jour directions and
un hippy lo nr that I nmcr elrpt btttcrlu my life.
1 am ( rjad that I am amour the many who can ipeak
aa favorably of your reuiedlea.
A lalaallo 61 pige trratlieoonUlnlnKttrclUr proof
from every SUts Iu the U. S , Cantla and Oreat
iirltiln ; will be mailed upon application.
Any drufglsi not hiving It m stock will procured ,
to order. Atk for Dr Hair s Aithma Onto.
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"CHICHESTCR'S ENGLISH. "
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NATURE ON DRESS PARADE ,
The Bonnteciis Beamy of Hill and Dale
in Sontfewtsttrn Nebraska ,
Tlio llltulons of Karly GcoRrnphlca
Ooinparctl With tlio IMctm-o
Presented To-Bny.
Correspondent ! ) of The BEE.
Yeats ago when I studied geography
frcm 1117 mother's old school books In a
llttlo lee school honso of au oaatcm
aluto , 1117 attention was partlcnlarly at
tracted \ > y very largo lotlora that marked
out inoBt of the western territory Great
American Desert. I could Bpsll It out
then , and wau taught that all the country
woat of the Missouri river was a barren
irasto a aandy region , where mnn , birder
or bcaat could not cxlat ; whcro sterile
plains wcro cnly cfroaaod at the peril of
tholr lives by wandering bands of wild
Indlanr.
In after yonra when I cams lo Omaha ,
and found a thr.ving , popalona city , sur
rounded by as fertile , teeming a country
as over the gcntlo rain from heaven , or
the gonlnl sun cmlled upon , I know
that the Great American desert was not
there , nnd that the old books and ped
agogues had boon mistaken.
Ono of the oldest inhabitants a mnn
who pro-otnptcd part of the land upon
which Omaba now stands and whoso busi
ness would eminently qualify him tc
judge of the topography of the country
said to a land seeker , "Don't f-o south
the Flatto anywhere north of it and yon
are enro of plenty of rain but south oi
the Platte dr.nght destroys the crops of
five aoftBonf. " '
Do spoke nndoratandlngly then but
time , thousands of tree claims and
the cultivation of the aail ,
bavo changed the motoroologlc&l
features of the country , und now tlu
Lord shows no discrimination between
northern and southern Nebraska , and
visits the humid showers an often and BE
abundantly in the ono part as in the
o'hcr. Indeed , I am thinking that the
Groit American Desert Is n myth that
vanishes at the approach of the white
roan. Kansas , forincily the land oi
drought , now hna a humid climate , teem
ing with luxuriant , unfailing harvests
the richest in the laud. Gradually the
plains are yielding up tholr untilled sail
to the Invincible farmer till finally mark
the prediction the pra'rlo ' dog , sige-
braah and brown grasi trill bo gathered
to their fathers nnd know no abiding
place between the Missouri and foot
hills.
Coming from Omaha wait over the B.
Us M. , ono loaves the Platte to the noitli
and glides ever a most plclurotquo , beau
tiful and fertile country. Fields , thickly
dotted with shocks of golden grain or
clcaming uncut harvests , and acres
thousands of acres of king corn , inter-
eperasd with here a pretty cottage , there
n fins dwelling , yonder a thriving vlllsg ? ,
now a flourishing western city , stretch
array as far as the cyo can pierce the dim
distance. No wretched homes , no miser
able log school houses , no dilapidated de
serted eastern towns hero. Herds of cat
tle graze along the quiet streams. Pence
and plenty are ever all the land. Prond
southern Nebraska smiles in her wealth
and beauty. You may smile at my taste
cjll It n corded fancy If you plooao
but to ray mind natnro boasts no sweater
charm than a beautiful country , glorying
in the woelth of harvest time.
Onward wo go toward the setting sun.
Wo ficjn the horizon in vain for the sod
huts wo saw hero a few years since. They
have gone , aud from tholr dust lias arisen
the prosperous home of the nturdy Ne
braska farmers. Ea event 1 Beyond the
Alps lies Italy. Ea ovantl LEYEL.
Pnini'iit Efforts.
Tha child that on a carpot-tack ,
Loft in the hotel hall ,
Sita down I you bet will never speak ,
But simply howl
Eyo-ball.
A cow stood grazing in a field
With many other cows.
And ns abe gently chewed her cud
She muttered thus
Hya-browa.
The robin , when the ground is white ,
And wintry zonhjrs blow ,
Winks with Its bleared aud watery eyes ,
And softly says
Its nose.
The bee that files from flower to flower ,
And sweetest honey tips ,
Sinjja aa bo floats upon the wing
The single word
Two lips.
-Philadelphia [ Herald.
HONEY FOB THE LADIES.
Striped flannel , in a mixture of color * , Is a
lew fancy for tounin dress ,
Black surah is fancied , with lace trimming !
or bath old and young ,
Hisa Stoncr is the leading unmarried beauty
if tlio London season.
Fancy canvas la a favorite style of goods fo
Irossy toilets for day parties.
Short wlilto tulle veila , worn to cover thu
yea. are considered very becoming lo round
mts.
mts.The
The combination of dark blue and dard red
s a very favorite one with the Princess of
iValoa.
Kton jackets and clrdlea of oluo , brown
ir frarnec velvet ore worn with sklrtti and
'ests ' of cream canvas.
An eccontrla but beautiful bell9 at White
iulphur Spring ! decks her pony with roues ,
'ram juant ) to tail.
Block dresses are retaining tlieir popularity
hia cummer , and DO toilet will bo found com-
ilete without one at leait
Flannel la the best gooda for walking or no.
mated games , and floats and tuoka rocom-
nend themselves for tnminintrs.
Hats for town wear atlll liavo the tall taper-
Dgcrowniandutuilly narrow brims rolled
lightly upward ou one or both eldes.
Mrs. James K. Polk , now living in Nash-
tllo and 62 years of ago , ttill retains much
I the beauty for which BUO waa once famona ,
While hats and bonnata are often extremely
sncifal there la a noticeable revolt againit
lie eccentric ahapea Introduced early in tha
eason.
Ooo hundred pairs of theea and slippert are
jppoied to be tbe orthodox but oreposteroui
umber furnished to modern brides of high
egree.
In some parts of Oorea the women wear
iwltet hats 3J fnet long , ' . ' 1 feet wide and L'J
et deep. No wonder the men are
oor.
White wool dresses uro worn , and more
orn a the season advancei.nnd are constant.
coming out In graceful and pretty , if not
sw deeigni.
The prettiest rough and ready hata ore
ilored , and take all the trimmings they re-
nire in a .bunch of contrasting grasses or
iwera.
Flat fold * , straight linea , paneli , long apron
rapinga , piloted bodices , or bodices with
ilia or veit effccta , all tend to give height
id a slender ifftct ,
The hair continues to bo worn high , yet a
ipoiition la miking Itself felt to lower the
randa la braids paiuin ? down the back of the
) < i and ending at tha neck.
Women dentiits are gaining ground in Ger-
any , They we practicing In many of the
crest cUle j In llambartr , Straiburf , Oolocno
Wiesbaden nd 1'rankfott-on-the Main.
They are very popular with tha children.
Black and white India lilks And fonlards
re made up for elderly ladieu. Tor stout
forma the overdress and waist are usually
made in ono. .
A teA ! de landlord says ho would rather
board n bear than a eplrituollo Rirl. She may
bo able to oat more than btuln , but when it
comes to huggtncc slip will have to forbear to
press her claim for srpmority.
The fashions for the present are uncom
monly becoming to stout people , as in the
novelty and originality hewn In draping
skirts there is iofsof bunchiness nnd fullness
than when the pannier effects were in high
vegue.
New bodice and bolt clasps , with smaller
ones for holding ribbons , straps and tha like ,
are made of aquamarines and mock lublcc ,
silver and pearl , bronze and gold , nnd gold
mingled with rich-colored enamels In OrieuUl
designs.
Lntiy Aylmer was a Syracuse ( N. Y. ) girl
nnd her husband when she married him was
the penniless couiin cf au old Kngllth homo.
Death stepped in and removed enough per-
Bonn to give her husband title and estates and
an income of 875,000 n year.
Dresses , of white flannel and flannelette are
much worn in tha street , sometimes trimmed
with braid , either wide or narrow , but gcn-
eraUy perfectly glain. There U no material
more declrable to wear in damp weather than
flannel , as It neither retains creases ot becomes
crushed or limp.
Altogether * have just now an eclectic
style of dresi , such as has not been so univer
sally becoming to llttlo and largo , slender nnd
stout , and to young and old , or blonde or bru
nette. This fact holds good also in the mat
ter os bonnets , hots and wraps. The same
etylo of bonnet , for instance , is , under certain
modifications nnd manipulations of the milli
ner , made equally proper for a sixteen-voar-
old mlits or for her grandmother ,
An exceedingly stylish and elmplo hat is of
the finest black straw , with a high slanting
crown and a brim after n modified turbau
chape. This brim is faced with black velvet
edged with a double pipiug , ono of white nnd
ono oi pale gray. Around the crown it gray
gauze scnif is taken , burred on the edges with
white and black. In the soft loops of this
scarf in front two gray aud white wings are
placed and two pointed pieces of black velvet ,
Splto of the silks , satins , surahs , foulards ,
aud nil the army of fashion' . ! richest and new
est garments for summer wear , nothing looka
prettier , cooler or more lady-like than the
high-class French lawns and muslins brought
out this season. Theao depend wholly noon
the defines with which they nre put together
for good effect : for an 111 fitting aud ill-draped
muslin gown is of all gowns the most unsight
ly when a fniluru is made ; in either cneo the
drcts proves nfailure also.
Many of the newest fjrenndlnea' bhck
canvas dresses nro trimmed with Chantilly
lace and black eatin ribbons , or with panels
and folds of ccuipuro net alternating with
those of the canvas or grenadine , each drcen
showing an entire absence ol'tho very popular
jet ornamentation , the beauty and effect of
which , like lace trimmings , have been much
abused and spoiled by lavishing sotno of the
richest of the beaded panels , plastrons and
vests upon Inferior fabrics for ctrcet wear.
A pretty dress of wlilto nlbatrosa cloth Is
inado with the full skirts that are BO rapidly
coming m vogua. There are two klrts , tbe
under ono falling entirely plain , without oven
n plaiting around the edge. The upper skirt
is cut open up the front , aid n fan-shaped
pieca of women lace net tot in. At the left
side toward the back tha skirt is slightly
draped. The bodice with the chart jacket
front ] SB finished with lace , nnd a lace waist-
coast is ect underneath , confined nt tha waist
line with a silver clasp.
Nervonu Debilitated Men ,
You nro allowed a free trial for thirty days of
the use of Dr. Dyu's Celebrattd Voltaic Belt
with Electric Suspensory Appliance- ! , for the
speedy relief and permanent cure of Nervous
Debility , loss of Vitality arid Manhood , and
all kindred troubles. Also for many other dis
eases. Complete restoration to health , vigor
and manhood. No risk is Incurred , Illustra
ted pamphlet with full information , termn , etc.
mailed free by addressing Voltaic Belt Co. ,
Marshall , Mich.
EDUCATIONAL NOXE3.
A college professor claims that a woman la
not capable of persistent effort. Ho baa
never aeon a woman driving a hen out a gar
den.
den.Some
Some years ago the Danish government es-
tabllebed schools of butter making , Ilesult :
Danish butter commands tha highest price In
the British market ,
Belgium will eoon open n seminary for col
ored btudonta nt Leyden , Holland , whern
preparation for missionary work in Africa can
bo undertaken ,
Harry Garfield , It is said , takes a professor
ship at St. Paul's school at Concord , N. H. ,
where ho prepared for college. His brother ,
who waa the youngest member of the gradua
ting class at William ? , will study law in New
York city.
The reported fisticuff between two titled
noodles of the English nobility , on account of
Mre. Langtry , indicates that the theatrical
advertising agent is not at all discouraged by
the present hot weather ,
"Snmo paopls nro born to ill luck. An old
woman who has pasted nearly 5,000 , medical
recipes into a book during the past forty
yeare , has never been 111 a day in her life , and
eho ia growing discouraged ,
Mra , Tubman left § 70,000 to the First
Christian church of Augusta , Gn. , the lu-
como of which is ) to be expended by n board
of trustees to employ n pastor lor Georgia
etato missionary work nnd for education , as
the officers of the church may determine ,
There Id a flourishing school nt Sweetwood.
Tha teacher is W , A. Ilcgers , the tax collec
tor. A remarkable thing ia that In n school
Df seventy one pupils each and every tine is
related totho teacher aud to each other. Only
mo of the scholars in over 15 years of age ,
Berca college , in Kentucky , was founded
nearly thirty years ago , on the Idea of obllt-
> rating the color line in education , by the Kov
John G , Fee , n native Kentuckian nnd the
ion of n slaveholder , who was , notwithatand-
ng , like his friend Oajsiui M , Clay , a , radical
mti-slavery man.
Another blow has been struck at the higher
education of the Jews in Itaaiia , Thu minis-
er of public instruction has ordered that all
tipendu given from the public funds to poor
tudeuts , who nre admitted free of charge to
he high schools , shall henceforth bo bestowed
inly on these who profoes tha Christian faith ,
A girl nt Harvard , M'.sa Brown , of the
Vmiex , has led the entlra college In nil Ita de-
mrtuienta. She passed tha examinations to
ntor on an equal fooling with her brothers
aa taken instructioua from the same profea-
era , though nt separate recitations , and heads
hem nil iu rank. She cannot tflko n diploma ,
lut she can bavo n certificate of testimony of
rhat the bai dona.
TheUov. Dr. I. S. Hopkins , president of
'mory college , Georgia , la enthusiastic over
he prospects of success with hia industrial
chool which la to begin opt rations in tbe fall ,
Ia began recently with only 8125 to iuaug-
rate tlio industrial department , and has re-
oived 10 much encouragement from all sec-
Ions that now hia fund baa reached n largo
guro. The doctor will buy hix tools and ma-
hinery in Cincinnati , and will have the ebons
running order by tha brgiunlng of tha fall
orm.
"Father has failed , you knowGoorge , " said
Mara , looking up into hia eye , "and - "
'No ' , I didn't know ir , " replied Goarga em-
hatically , at the name time disentangling
imielf and looking about for hia hat. ' 'You
rill have to excuse - " "Yes , " went on the
Ir ) , 'Vatber haa failed , and hua settled with
U creditor * at 7 cents on tbe del - " "Nay ,
earoat , " interrupted George , passionately , as
e returned hia former putltion , "why dUcust
uch sordid buiineea matters on a night like
ills ? Lot usspeak of lova and the happiness
: io future has in atom form.-1'
tOWKTi COUPIjAISTrf cured and prc-
ented by Dum'a Pune MALT Wmsm ,
l.5 per bottle , sold by Druggists utid
roccrs ,
HEL1GIOCH ,
Dwight L. Moody has been serlouily ill at
import , aud is. by no means well yet.
There are PO Morrncn churcboi iu Colora-
) , Idaho acd Arizona.
Tha Salvation Army has opened a national
.nip meeting1 nt Old Orchard , Mo.
Tha numbf r of clergymen of tha church of
ogland Iu London ia 1,901 , a against JW
other Protostanla ministers and 31G.lman
Catholic priest ? .
There nre more Jews in Jerusalem nt proi-
ent than there have been at sny former limo
inco the drsttuction of the city by Tlt , A ,
D 70. Their number is estimated nt 18.00J.
The Church of the Holy Ghost , nt Heldrl-
berg , is divided by a partition miming
lengthwise through It. On the ono side the
service Is Protestant nnd on the other Koman
Catholic.
Two new synagogue * will be dedicated this
month , one nt Akron , O. , nnd another in Kan-
fas City , Mo , , the former under the charge of
Kav. Mr. Fleischman , nnd the latter under
charge of Kabbt Joseph Kroskoul.
According to their year book there has
been rapid growth In the lleformed Episcopal
church during the past eight yearn. It hna 10
bishops , 103 presbytera and deacons. 7,0 U
communicant * , proaperoun Sunday schools ,
and church property vnluod nt $1,021,559.
According to official elnllsUcs , France now
has G30.HOO Protestant inhabitants in 870 par
ishes. Of these 650,000 belong to the Ke-
formed and Calvanistic branch , 80,000 to the
Lutheran , nnd 15,000 to 20,000 to the Free
church. The Methodist have thirty regular
and 100 lay prencheri engaged in the French
work , while tha Unpllsts and Darbyists nro
alto represented ,
The instrumental mutlo question , which has
been debated annually for fifteen years bytho
Presbyterians cf Ireland , but never aatitfac-
torlly settled , well nigh caused a schism this
year. Indeed a number of ministers and old-
ai8 did Bocoda from the nisernbly for n short
time , nnd held nn opposition mealing. In n
few hours , however , n truce wns arranged , but.
such was the tention of feeling that It was
deemed expedient to continue debate on the
subject , which was accordingly postponed till
next year.
NoWAtorfor Klovcii Days.
The shipwrecked crow of the Brltlth
bark Benefactress were adrift In an open
boat , supporting life on some bits of dry
bread and a few apples. This waa slim
faro , and reduced them to n state of great
fcoblonccs. But Brown's Iron Bitters
brings enfeebled folks up rapidly , oven
from such depths as this. It enriches
the blood , tones the system and gives
healthful strength. Mr. Wm. Qardoo cf
Emits , Texas , writes that ho had dyspep
sia in its worst form , and was restored by
Brown's Iron Bitters.
1WOPS.
An unwelcome era Cholern.
The country seat that always rents the
barbed wire fence.
A pony cf brandy at night often becomes n
nightrnnro before morning.
Popinjay eays that ho wishes lioconld _ in
duce Ills wlfo to try the early closing move
ment on her mouth ,
A school journal advises , "make the Echool
interesting " That's what the emull boy tries
to do to the best of hia ability ,
"If seized with n cramp in the water , " saya
a writer , % 'lip on your bick ntid wait for ns-
Bistance. " Thla IB good advice to follow. It
does very little real good to utand on your
head and wait lor tbe assistance to come.
They had n very intelligent , public-spirited ,
and discriminating wa of lightning in Penn
sylvania , While Mr. Joseph Bailey , of Lan-
onster , wns playing the cornet , n bolt of light
ning came along and knocked the icstruuieut
out of his hnnil.
"What's your weight now , John , " in quir
ed a friend of Mr. Caution , "If you tnenn
rny wait on that box of cigars I won from you
on tha election , " replied Mr. Caution in that
modest manner that distinguishes him , "it haa
been about eight months. "
Hfl was from the prairies of the great west ,
nnd ho stood upon the deck of n Hudson river
steamboat , looking at the Catskill mountains.
"What do you think of the Fcenory ? " asked
n fellow-passenger. ' "Well , " ho _ eaid crit
ically , "it's fair , stranper , it's fair , but it
strikes mo that it ia a little bit tco hilly. "
When the young man , after four years of
bard training , graduates from college with n
tremendous biceps and n phenomenal chest ,
nnd enters a single ecnll race on the Harlem
river , and is wiped out byn horny-handed
con of toll , who never heard of Cicero or
Tiberius , or Horace's ' 'Ara llowetlca , " thoii
is tha time he wants to know why he has
labored nil thess weary , weary jears.
A prohibition paper at Buffalo has a stand
ing heading which reada : "Whitn Wheat
Whisky Wastes Wealth , Wrscks Woman
hood , Wnllopa Wivea. " But while n good nr-
tlclo of corn nnd rye whisky cnn b ? furnished
ntn moderate pries there la no reason in the
world why nnyi.no should want to drink white
wheat whisky , which , judgingfrom ita effects ,
mujt bo a very inferior article.
1 like my wlfo to use Pczzonl's Powder
because It improves her looks and n ns
fragrant as violets.
SlNGUliAKiriES.
A recent'French invention is n machine by
ivhicb n man can cut his own , hair aa easily aa
ao can shave himself ,
J , B , Fanning , of Newton county , Mies ,
, vas wounded in the fsco in 1SC3. Last week
: ho bullet made ita way into hia mouth , hav-
ngbeon twenty-two years in working an Inch
iownwnrd , ss&f
What is supposed to bo n white swan was
ihot the other dny at Ludlow Falls , Ohio ,
rho bird measured eight feet from tip to tip
if wings.and from tip of bill to tip of tnil
'our feet seven inches , and length of limbs ten
uches. The limba , feet nnd bill are jot
ilack. It wclgha eighteen pounds and la now
in exhibition.
The Scientific American baa nn illustration
if n six-aoated tricycle which n JNonr Jeraey
nan has invented. It is n complicated nlfair ,
pith nn infinity of arms , rods , padals , shafts ,
nd treadles , and suggests nil sorts cf family
ipsats ,
A novelty among ( lowers is reported from
small town near Lafayette , I ml. A lady
.aa . n rorebusb among n number of different
arletios on which has just appeared n full
lown rose of n beautiful green color , A
otanlst at Lafayette now has the bush nnd
rill attempt to propagate other flowera of the
ovel tint from It.
W , Gould , of Peshtigo , Wla , , haa n six-
ringed chicken , Ita regular wings nra the
ime ns thosa of nn ordinary chicken and in
ddition to thoao it haa another wall defined
air that grows out from it ? thighs , which it
Dreads and flaps ns well as ita regular wings
Fpou the Irgi it haa tufta of featbora that
loaely Imitate still another pair of wince , but
ley are only imitations. It ia a brown Bra-
mil cock o iclteii ; half grown nnd appears
, rong nnd healthy.
A resident of Auguttn , Gn , haa an oak tree
i his yard that ia not unltko others of the oak
imily In nppcaraaco , but Instead of growing
'gulatlon acorns ia filled with minuturo for-
lations of n ciogular nature. The utnal
ip , which covers halftho acorn nnd by which
ia attached to the limb , ia present but In-
sad of being aa large as a thimble la about
IB eize of n pea , and Instead of containing n
ngla nut or kernel contains four small ones ,
irds flack to the trees in proat numbers nnd
aat upon those seeds ,
The most interesting thing at the old eet-
ers' reunion , perhaps , waa the presence of
tro twin biothera and their twin wives. The
others are named March , or Martz , aud live
i Arcadia , Hamilton county , They are 87
> ard old , nnd their wives , who are twin
ttera , nra 84. The two couples wer.i married
i tha aamo time , on the 27th dny of month ,
acti hag reared twelve children , ttjveu sons
id five daughter ; , every one of whom was
> rn on the 'J7th day of the month , The
irents and children all belong to the eamn
lurch tha Christian , The fathers , to a
ranger , look olike at two peas , and BO dee
o mothera. The maiden name of the latter
as McConmck , and it was stated that their
ther won tha fust white man in Indiana
ii cabin stood whtre now ii the oito of the
iw tftta house at Indlauapoli : , [ Plalnfield
nd. ) 1'rcpresa.
Didn't our girl gradiutoo look lovely ?
oj , Indeed ; they all use Pozzonl's Coin-
ezlon Pjvrdor.
The most cooling drink. If one will w ! t
r UveSmlnules for the effect , ia Eald to Le
it tea.
lien do not now believe in magic , but
Illlons testify to tha magical power of
; Jacobs oil In banishing tbo panga of
Gumatism.
) rtc from Of Inlet , llmctici anil J'olsont ,
A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURK
For Cnticlio , Pore Tliront , Honnrnr" , Inflncnlt ,
Colttt llronrhlll * , Croup , linnptnff Couftt\ |
. \Mlmin , iiiln r , PuttiKln Chl-nt , injoUicr
KIT tin cftli 'rlirontt 11.ne .
I'ricc. o cents all itilp SolJIiyDrn-"l ! ! 9BndDM-
cr ; irf ( ii.natl'toniltettrietrilciltrtoi > rmnpUil
yd II for them if id ru , re I it bottlcsL'ijt eU < Aareu
jiiifil , t'i/ tammy on dollar u
wit nitnt.u i.Annnvn ronrir ,
f < it Owpl ft-i 1 Mnimr-ictnrrrt. - ,
lUlllmonJtunhnit , V'.O , if
Keep Ilin Children In Good licattli ,
If jour child has any njmptomi of dysentery or
run trulilo of tliobowcN , conunrnro Itliljto's Ko < xl m
n illctvltliout delay. Mule's i tlio trouMo IIM become
chronic , rcqulrlnir mcillcalnlil.ltwill coricct thoilllll-
cult } ; ami , ns n dietetic In tidiness , It Is Imaltmblo.
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Chartered by thcStateof Illi
nois for thccxprcsd purpose
ofcivinRimmcrtiate rchciln
all chronicunnjryand pri-
.vate disrates. Gonorrhaa ,
Qlcct andSyphilis In all their
complicated forms , also nil
diseases of tits 3km and
Blood promptly relieved nnd
pcrmancntlycurcd by rcmc-
dicstcstcclinn/'o///rc / < i ) ' .
. l > i > < clull'rticttcc. Beminal
Weakness , Ninht Losses by Dreams , Pimples on
the PaceLost Manhood , Jioittlvrlyciircil. Tlivro
( jioojomriii ) / . The appropriate remedy
is at once used in each case. Consultatljns , per
sonal or by letter , sacredly confidential. Med
icines sent by Mail and Express. No marks on
package to Indicate contents or sender. Address
DR.JArESNo.204WasiingcnSt.Chicaaolll. ! ! !
excellent pp tingtonfl ! ! ! cfexnelllkflavcr , nqiruiel orrrflM
world , rurci Dyivi'pi1. . UU.rntzm , i ver nil AKW , ftii ill
IUlold rortbUKlttlr ) Dictri. A few dropk liilrltl A iij > llcdDi [ flayol
Lt k f.lut tfcb&mpxeiie , mud t > U umin.r drinlt Try II
l > .T rcotiiiUTfBVU. Alkyeur croftr r drcrcltt for tlu
'J. Q. JJ. SltOEut 4 BO.NS.
HEWEDYI'M.E. Avictlm of youthful impcudonci ,
cnatlnR 1'rcmaturo Decay , Nervous Debility , Lost
Alatihood. .to.having tried In vnln every known
remedy.hae discovered n lraplaiucansof eelf-euro.
which ho wlljIfienrt JfREB tofgjlloweuirejrore. .
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I'rcmatnr' lcclln froinprrorsoreTrps'jon ,
IiONt l'o vcz JJiscascs of the KldncyH , Hind-
flnr. nnd I'niHtnto ( .liinil OI/RKIt wlthniit
Hlomnrh Medicines by the JIarstnn Hoi us. Va-
rlrnctiiiiciircdnlthoutBiirKprv. Trcntlsonndtcs-
ttmonliitMriM' . AllrnrrcaiiondfiirocnnHilpntlal.
liAIiBTON REMhDY CO. , or DR. II. TRESKOW ,
\p ' * „ . . I At * titrautMtlW VnilK.
PACIFIC RAILWAY co.
CROSS TIES.
The Union 1'odfic Hallway Coropany nlll recolv
cnJciu up to Augutt31et,183S. for V00/00 bardnood
o 3 ties and 6011,003 , Holt wood croes tics , innio or
its In lots as may bo t greed tipcn , at following
olntr.
lOu.OCOcak and 100.COO cedar crotB tlcj at Kanea )
ilV , Mn. , or Lcav < n or 1) ) , Kmie.
10U 000 oak and UO.Oon cedir cron tits at Council
. \udi \ , U ; St. Joseph , M % ; Umiha , I'&piillllon ,
rand Iiland , Nob.
100,000 broad gau e and 100,000 nurow caugo , na
Ive wocdrrofB tits at Denver , oral Station ? en line
f Union 1'iclllo lUilwuy , In vicinity of Denver.
loO.OiGeoft HOOJcio.-B ties at Iluntlofiton , Oregon
r Stations 'in Oregon Short line , or Utah ud Noith-
rn.
rn.HO.COO natho wood crotg tloi , at Stations f n main
no of Unlou I'Aolflo railway , bttuecn Chcjcnne ,
\o , , nndO den , Utah.
TJ be d llvcrod not Utor thin April SOlh , If BO
Addrcsi prupceali and opj ly for nt ccldciUone and
thir pirt'culars to J. J. Uui nt , C'tncrol Storekeeper ,
malia , Neb.
Ouiahn.Ntl ) , , July 25th , 18S5.
B. It. OALIAWAY ,
aug-2tew. < w General Manager.
THK ONLY BXOLU&IVB
IN OMAHA NBI ) .
TOR
Man and Beast.
Mustang Liniment is older tlmn
est men , and used more and
ore every year,1
Since the completion of the new packing
and slaughter houses , South Omaha is mak
ing a wonderful ane rapid growth. Besides
the large pork and beef house erected for
Hammond & Co. , other dealers have com
menced the erection of similar institutions
and still others are contemplated for the
near future.PSeveral dwellings have been
built and twenty or thirty are now building.
Employment is now furnished to about one
hundred and fifty families , and conservative
estimates place the figure at eigh t hundred
to one thousand families that will find em
ploynuent there a year hence. This offers
great inducements to laboring men to secure
homes now while they are cheap. Speculators -
tors will also find it to their advantage to buy
at present prices. The company liave made
no change from the original prices , but some
parties who first purchased lots have resold
them at splendid profits , in some cases at
double the purchase price. If in so shorfc a
ime handsome profits are made , what will
be the result when everything is fully devel
oped ? In the few other cities that are favor
ed with a first class cattle market , fortunes
have been made by investors in real estate ,
and the same is certain to follow in South
Omaha. While the whole city of Omaha
will be greatly benefitted by the growth and
development of the cattle interest , South
Omaha lots will enhance in value'more ra
pidly than any other by reason of the pros
imity to the works.
Manufacturers of all kinds will find it to their advantage
to inspect thin property ; good location , level grounds , trade
facilities nnd plenty of cjood pure water furnished by the
South Omaha Water Works. In fact , every facility to make
desirable for manufacturers , including cheap ground.
Will find it profitable to select propirty now , as a year or
two hence with a population of 60UO to 10,001) people ,
thia will become a desirable place for oil kinds of business ,
and lots bought now , can bo had nt very reasonable prices
which will double in price many times in the next two years ,
.
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EVERYBODY , *
Rich or poor , will find it profitable to make n vestments
in this property. Free conveyance at all times will bo ur-B
nished by us to parties wishing to see this wonderful now
town and learn of its advantages. Wo have entire chargcn
of , and are the exclusive agents for the sale of all tlm1 ;
property from G streets south. Splendid lota from
upwards.
ifi's c& ML © Tnrrf1
.213 S , M-iii STREET ,
Wo have desirable business and residence prop9rty"for ] 8alo'vnTjaU
tarts of Omaha and do a general real estate business. Wo plicit bi > yrs -
rs and sellers to call on us. Wo will give them all possible information
ree , and keep conveyance freo'to shovr proportyjin any.part of the city ,