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THE DAILY "BEK-TUESOAY , JULY 28'1885.
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20 ! ) Broadway , - - Council Bluff *
I > B7 OOOD3.
jjirJs pint . -
0 drew ROW ! n . . .
0 nublixo ( tlncham . . 1
Rb < xl Rlnehom , 100
bOlstlr chorolti . .
RO-vl fhcctln * . 1 OJ
' B'lIT Ik Jean * . - . 1 00
Je t Jesni 411 wool , 80a per jr nl.
Coots Mid ihocs at prices M I jw 41 any houM la Iho
cltr.
OHOCKRira.
nueir. . . . . $ 1
II pounds RrinulKtcil nuir . . . . 1
IS pounds confectionary A eiuir . 1
to larswhtto Haitian soup. Kirks . , .1
COInrsHut Indlaxoap , Kltks . I
2lut8l'alm 9' > ap , UuUBro'4 . 1
IS txncstnstclio . ,
Best Bjtun. pcrK lhn . . .
Foil ioafnra , | tr e ilon .
Bott KnRllsh cmrnnU U poumlj . 1
10 boxei pcnulno L n Ijfi .
2-pound currj itmwbcrrloi In sjrup .
S-pound canipoarhefl , In fjrup .
1 3-poutiJ cms tomatoes . 03
10 pounds Illcb andtlcd applet . 00
IQpounni ot&porMcil nrjilcj . . 00
I/orllanl ctlmix tibae o | ) C' pound. . 46
Ka yj > luRtibacco , per pourd . 80
Na'ur llei ( toll o. , per pound . CO
flour , all u anda trom 82.10 to S3 50 per cat.
GOODS FOll CASH ONLY
Lower Than Any Other House
IN Till ! CirV.
S. H. FILBERT ,
KO IS UNACQUAINTtD WITH THE GEOGRAPHY OF THIS
COUSTKV WILL StE Of EK4MIMN4 THIS MAP THAT THE
GHICAGO.ROGK . ISLAND a PACIFIC RAILWAY
llr r i or If PC ntnil position nnrl rlo p rolitton to
nit prlmlpit line * I rut nnil UVt nt Initial anil ttr-
mlnnl point * , roiiKtUutw tli , > mn t Impnrtnnt mid-
continental link In Hint fjvtt m or through trnni | ior-
tntlon whlrh InvJti' * anil rni Illtnti jt trim 1 nml tindlo
bclwwn olttCH of tllo Mlnntlc nml I'lrllle Couflt1 * It
H also til1 favorite nml ln'H lento to unit from potntn
Kant. N uthpn t nnd SeNt > nt. . mul currcsi-ondlnfl
puinU Wo t. Nurthtti-iit nnd houtlment.
The Great Rock Island Route
( luftrnntrrt in pitroi H tint cen p nf personal ci-cn
rlty nironlcil i > v n Knllil , tti < miii > lilr luill st"il ro\cl
itpil , .month ti i ka or fimtlmuiUH Mii'l mil , Hlhntnn
tlnllj built i uh iris nn nirl < l > N foiling * to < k n lunr
Ittrrrrtlon M ImiMim rUll cnn innkp It , tinsnfity
iippUumi" . t > rp iti lit lmn 'rrf.plntrormp AIU ! airbrnkps ,
. . . . , .
llvn-.a.i. inu liln-l.1 l.l-llKll. IUI > 1 MIIIInUOUf IMDlnK
: .iri. In wlih h t l.ilMinil. I ) pookid ini-nln HIP li li-mtly
ntcn. rtetwt cnCnli'ijro nmj Hnna ! > t < 'lty nnO At < liHou
TO nlno run the CiliUrntwl llvtlinlnictlmlr CIM.
The Famous Albert Lea Route
1 tlio direct anil fotorlto line between Chlroco nnd
9Itnnoiioll3niiilst | l'iuuln ) > ri < ronn tlnn im llliulo
In I iiloiil > c | . < iur.irnll points In tinirnltoilcn out !
JinllHli 1'roiiiiiia o\t > r tiil rnnto 1'ubt I.xlui .s
Trains nro run to tlio natiTlni ; pliircn , rnniini r ro-
Kortii , pl.tun ! ] uo localities nul liunllni ; anil Hxhlnc ;
K" > } ' . * " ' . i" * l > . It In ulno the mo t
* * ' . . . ' * < lut Hilda and pastoral
Iwid i of Interior Dikotn
htm anotliir UlltIXT I.1SIJ. vl Rpnooa nncl Knn.
Itnhi'c , Ini b.vn opdii'd lutwifii Clnplnnitl. Inillnn.
iinollanml r.txlajttp. . < unl coniull lihiir . KnnraxOlty ,
Mliineapollinniist runl nnil tntrrini llateiuliilB |
ror ilolnlled Inronnntlon fo .Maps nrd I olilcr ? .
olit.ilnnbli ! . n * ! ! MS tickets , nt ill iir-ncliml Tlclipt
oniiot In the United Status and C'atmda : or by mi-
R. R. CABLE : , E. ST. JOHN ,
I'rcs't & Gin'J St'B'r , Ccn'I T'ltt & Pass. Ag't ,
TO HE-UNION 1UODKR.
Kralcil proposals will lie recLhcil until August 3d ,
l&fi , li > tlio I.will llcunlon Committee , uf the dtv of
Huntrii ) , Ncli. , for tlio control of all tlio rents not rii
sV I ' from sutler ttores , liuotli' , tlininn' liills ami nil
, ' lmslnc.SHfitiii , Knnic , place's n (
etc. , on tlio } Tomnls of tlio .Seventh Annual Kciinion
of Nebraska Soldiers .1.111 1 Sailnri , to bo liuld nt the
dtv of Deitrice , NelirasKn , from Septcinher 7th tu
12tll , l'8.ri. Appllcatloinnill nli ho rccched for the
] ) rivile r < i of an > onu of the rights nluxo mentioned.
'Hits reunion promises to IK ) tlia Iarn'us1 meeting of
KoMIers of holjiM. < la and Knusas uvcrheld All
c'onununUntions and liifiuirics chotild hu addressed
or call upon. J. II HIM. ,
Chin , nf Coin , on Itcnts and l'iiilexes. .
f. Jul.y 17 , 1 M.
G. JACOBS.
UNDERTAKERS i
At Hin olilulanJUl ? 1'iMiara St. Ordern Uvtelo-
grnphHol cited aiU promplly attended to. Tclephcno
o. 226 ,
Iili'tentoYdtirAVHe.
The Minchc'tct UKAHDIAN , June 11 , 18)3)
At ouo o the
Looking on the woodland vr yslVlth
clumps of fhododondroma end grcp.t mass
es of Mny blossoms ! ! ! "There was an in
teresting group.
It Included ono who h.id bcona "Cotton
splnnor , " but was now as
That bo CduM only boar to Ho In a re-
cllnlni ; poaltfon.
This refers to my case.
I was first Attacked twelve years ago
with "Locomoter Alxy"
( A pariljtlo disease ol ncroGr.ro rarely ever cured
and w s for several years barely able ot
got fcbout.
And for the lant Five years not bblo to
attend to my bn&incjs , although
JTany IMogn h ve Viecn done ( or roe.
The ast cxpcilmont bolnc Ncr\o stretching
Two jo rs oijo I < raaotcJ Into the
Homo for Incnroblea ! Near Manchester ,
In May , 1882.
I am no "Advocate" ; "For anything In
the shape oE patent" Medicines ?
And madomany objections to my dear
wifo'a constant urging totry IIop Ulttors ,
but finally to pacify her
Ooncontodlt
I had not qutto finished the first bottle
when I felt a change come over mo. This
was Saturday , November 3d. On Sunday
morning I felt so strong I said to my room
companions , "I was sure I could
"Walk !
So started across the floor and back ,
I hardly knew bow to contain in ) sell. I R3
Ml oor the house , t am paining strength each
da ] , and can walk quite tafo without any t
-atlokl"
Orenpport.
I nin now at my own liouie , and liopo eon to bo
able to earn my own laving n aln. 1 ho been a
member of the ilanchcatir
"Kojal KxchMiuo"
For nearly thlrij jcars , and vna raost heartily
congratulated on KOtrR Into the room on Thursday
aft. Very jtratotuds joure , Jens BLACKBURN ,
UAMitrarFRKng ( ) Uco , 24 , 1S3.
Two jears later am pctfectly well.
ProBoento the Swindlers.
If \ \ hen you cill for Hop nittcra ( see green oUutor
of hops on the unite Hbel ) tlio drugglet hanrts out
any fluff railed C. D. Warner's German IIop Hitters
or with other hop name , rclnso It nnd slum tliit
drusrglatasjou would * tlper ; and If ha has taken
jourinoncj for tlio etuT ! , Indict tlra ( or tha fraud
and BUO htm 'or damage * f r the sMuJle , and will
reward YOU llbcrallplor the comlctlon.
This ln\aluiblo ppco'fla ' reality and permanently
cures all Linda of Asthma. The moat olutlnato and
lonu elnndhiK canes Meld promptlj to Its wonderful
curing proportion. It U kcown throughout the \roilrl
for Its unrivaled cllitocy.
J I. bAT.mm.ti. city Lincoln , Nab ; writhe. J n
19,1SS1. H iuco using Dr. lUlr'a Asthtin cure , for
cnoro than ono ie r , tnv wi'o has been ontlielj well ,
md not oven a 03 inptcm of the elideisoh.'xsapp-arcil.
WILt-IAM BTONKTT , Rlchland , I iwa , writes Nov.
Sd. 1883 Ihixokcon atllicted 1th Uay Fever Mid
Asthma since 1S53. I followed jour directions and
aui happy to BJV that I necr slept butter In my llfo.
I am K\M\ \ \ that i am smoiur the many who can npoak
so fa > orably of jour remedies.
A \aluiblo 61 pnKotr atlo containing similar proof
Irani e\ cry Stito In the U. S , Cans U and Urcat
Britain ; will bo lualled uron application.
Any druirijlst not hau \ % It tu stock will procured ,
to order. Aek for Dr. Hair a Asthma Cure.
DO. U. W HAIR & SON. ITop'aCln'tl. O.
W.WETHERELIL ;
183 end IS7 Watia h Anuo ,
tlA .1 rACTlT.FJl OIT
Hair Cloth and Wire
Bustles , Hoop Skirls , '
Hair Cloth Skirts , ?
ANDAItLLIINEOB1 !
BLACK ND J
COLORED
JERSEYS.
TUi cut rcpre-ema The
I.niKtry , Iho inont popular
loiiiliiiiu'lon of isnstlo unit
11 jop inrt ever made. A lady
v 10 lias "Norn 0:10 vill nii r
.nr ony other Hjlc. hicll
Rl nt Is ntamppd upon tlio
1 ilid 1'nlpntiil Janiil , 1871.
No. 1IG.411. CiTAnronowJll'
Inir - IIMO ii > le < if IjKlrr tiot FO
M.tnipid , lll ho ilcilt with
UPC-ir HUB to law. Kold by nil
I'rrmntiir' Drclimi f ,
/ l I'liu i diseases of tlio KlilnrjH. Hlitil-
ilrr. ar.il I'niHiiuu ( ilanil < 'l UKH nitliont
r > lniiiacli Medicines l > y the Ilnrston Ilolus. Vn-
plpooulirnriHl without surKPry.'Jroatl'O nnd tc
t'tnonlui'-ii pp. All cKirrpapuinli-tii-i' rruuldpntlnl.
MAH8TOH REMEDY CO. , or DR H. TRESKOW ,
TBE CHEAPEST PLAGE IN OMAHA TO BUI
4 ft ra . | & T *
fls WJ . ! nfc i
One of ho Beat and Largest Stocks in tfco Uniod ? ; Statee
To Beloct From.
NO S TAIRS TO CLIMB ,
ELKGANT PA8SRNOJ3B ELEVATOfi
OOa ,
DEA-l ERS IN
Safe aid Look Gomti
FIRE AilB BOBGLAB PROOF
'
<
JPnewmonia ,
Consump tion $
PURE Dyspepsia rand
Wasting Diseases }
WHISKEY , FoslHccli/ Believed anil ffatura
astl3te < l ttirtitoHngWtalpouen
WHISKEY SHOULD BB FOUND ON THE SIDEBOARD OP EVEEY PAJOLY
IT IS ABSOLUTELY PURE. ENTIRELY FREE FROM FUSEL OIL.
O NOT HE mJCKIVISD.-Mnny DTOffgUta and Qrocera who do not bare Dnfl > Para
.U Wlilkkoy In dtock , attempt to palm off ou customers , whiskey of Uielrownbottlicc , vhicb
got UD Inferior crude and adulterated , f fa tbesi a larger profit
K FOR DUFFY'S PURE HALT WHISKEY , AND TAKE NO OTHER
SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DRUGGISTS AND GROCERS/
JBend as your address and \rtllman book contalnlnc valuable Information. Sample Quart Jlottlea
font to my addreas In the United StaU B ( East ot tbe Kocty Hountalna ) , iec\uvlyi > ael : iHn plain
JExprcit charge * prepaid on receipt of 2&3. . 2Gty or Sir Bottles ecut for G.OO
MALT WHISKEY CO. , Baltimore , Md. , U , S , A ,
Sell ! ! Arts , Italia , H , T. CLARKE DRUG COMPANY ,
M , HELLMAN & CO , ,
J3Q1 AND 1 < > 03 FARNAM STRtlET , COR , 13TH ,
WEALTH IN CHUNKS ,
Some of the Now and f liriving
Irioj of the Stale ,
SllkCtilttiro anil Chicken
Vroilncttvc Soil nnil Olllcinl
I'roiuotloiis ,
SILK cutTfnn.
David OHy ProBs : Jllsa Mlnnlo 0111-
uiore'a allkworrua hnvo began to spin
their cocoons , and nro an Interesting
atndy. She has about 100 000 of thorn ,
ranging from 3 to 1U Inches in length ,
and thioknota of a lend pencil , The
average ngo la eight uooks It tnotilto
four timoB winds llsolf up la about 400
yards of fitio ellk thread nt tha cud of
roven wciks. In a few days It cuts Ua
way out , and llvoa four or five dayn as a
creamy while butterfly , lays Ito cggB and
dins.
dins.A
A man and wifa can taka care of four
iDcoj of eggs ; or , 1GO.QQO rorma , Miaa
Mlnnio says aho can do the work nlono.
The profits on tills labor cm bo mule to
range from five to fifteen hundred dollar ! .
She intends to ratio the egga Instead of
reel silk , there being an Increased de
mand for them. The standard price of
an ounce of eega la $5. An ounce will
produce -10,000 worms. liulf thcno bo *
ing famalua wilt produce 300 pgga apiece.
This makoa an egg crop of 15U ounces.
$5 au ounca this aggregates the aum
of $760. Mlea 3.'a worms have lived ,
grown , and nro spinning Bilk oil a dlbt of
o ngo hedge plant Icavca.
OUICKEN 1'AKMIXa.
Kearney Connty Gazette : A. 0.
Graham , who runs a very profitable
honery in connection with his farm two
miles west of Lowell , called on the Ga
zette last Saturday. The conversation
aoon led to hens and the profit of keep
ing thorn. Uis experience speaks well of
the bens. Ho had three yoara ego two
hundred and fifty pnru whlto L ° ghorne ,
the only brood ho keeps and now ho haa
about seven hundred. Tivo ycnr.i DRO ho
sold Ed Miller , of this town in just live
months 1,083 dozen oega getting on nn
average 15conts per dozen , not-
tiog him for the cg ; s nlcno
just § 245 35 and having all the
eggs for his family nnd setting purposiio.
livery winter ho killa , druaio ? , and eolla
from 200 to 300 chlckona. And cccures
therefore on on average , 35 cento oplccs
giving him about § 87 00 moro every
year. Daring the five months ho sold
the eggs to Ed Miller thn outlay ho
spent en the hons.was jnst § 12. Ho had
bualdep , the Iccrenso in the number.
T is all poca to ehow the proGt of raising
hens in 01 nuection with farming. Mr.
Graham flapped not longainco ono woek'a
laying amonntlng to 340 dozen to Denver
receiving 27 coma psr dozen an'J that
wook'a Incomu amounted to juat § 57.80.
A FEEI1IXO STOCK KVKC5E.
Blair Republican : The Franiipr Oittlo
company have commenced tj improve
their tiiicha north of llerman , on the
Wood'a farai. They will build a board
ing house , elevator , onglno hnaoo , largo
barn and sheds 300 foot by 277. Merrlaai
& Shlolda have contracted thn mason
work which will require 100.000 brick.
The 0. , St. P. , M. & 0. R. R. havu roa-
acn to tool a large amount of interest In
thitj entorprlso which will add heavily to
their traflic. The yarda will make a de
mand for an immonta quantity of corn
and it will require thoaorvlcea of twenty-
five or thirty men to cirt ) for the cittlc In
winter.
YOU CAN'r I1EAT IT.
Unknown Liar : "Speaking of pro-
dnctlvo soil , " aaii the man from Nebras
ka , "tho half has never been told. A
few years ago my wife said : "Why ,
Ezeklal ! 1 b'llove you'v took to qrowlu1
ln' . I meaaared myself an1 hope
CUbrlol'JI miaa mo nttho dual round up ,
It I hadn't grown six inches In two weeks
I couldn't account for It for aomo tlmo ,
until I tumbled to the fact that thar
war holes in my boots aod tbo infernal
neil got in there and done Ito work Did
you BGO that boy that waa with ma on the
atroot ? Looks like ho h about eighteen
ycara old. Wa' , about eis months ago
my wife not our alx months old kid do.vn
in the plowed ground , to pl < > y , on gent ; ,
I'll ba billy be doggone if . But you
wouldn't bellevo that , if I told it. Yes.
ita a wonderful country , gouts. I could
alt hero rclatlu' actual facts , but I mast
rash out and do aomo tradln' . "
A TOflUXU INCIDENT.
Oroto Videtto : Last week a well
known citizen met a prominent gentle
man of tbo st&to , and accosted him .13
follows : "Accept my congratulations ,
but what horao did you ateaU" The in
dividual cddratsdd wau startled , nnd In
quired of his friend what ho meant ,
Well , " said ho , ' J understand that you
have baon promoted. "
1 ho w. k. c. had probably been reading -
ing the BEE , with roftrauco to the pro
motion of the governor's private secreta
ry. Hour thlnga will got mixed.
NKW XKICltS AT RVKO.
Tlio Boat Holioiiio Kvcr Invented for
Money Out nt Otlior
People's Pockets ,
From the Cincinnati Kcqulrer ,
I mot a typical gamblir upon the street
the other day. I saggoated to him that
the fraternity's ' ccaup.Ulon was for the
present gone.
"I don't cnro for shutting up the faro
bauks , " ho s ld. "I guesi I hayo b < on
iutcroated In 600 panics in my time , but
I'll never put another dollar in ono , 1
have a better thing. "
"Howlstbatr
"I nm running snaps. Know what
snap It , "
1 admitted my Ignorance.
"Como up to my room , then , " ho aald ,
"and I'll show yon the bait scheme ever
Invented for taking a man's money out of
hla pockot. "
I went , nnd ho spent a conploof houro
in misplacing confidence so successfully
that I left feeling convinced , not only r > f
the folly of playing vgalntt another man's
gimo , but ube of letting another mnu
play against yours. What be explained
to mo Is in all probability tbo most Inge
nious device txtant fur fleecing tbo
"auckflrh" who huvo gamblli g prochvl-
tier.
tier.Tho
The soap [ ambler , in the first place ,
opens a handsome ) saito of rooms osieus1-
b'y for pokor-pi tying. Seo'uiiou ' , com
fort acd a well aapplled bntt'ot are in-
duccmonts that generally eaciood , if
properly worked , In securing playon. He
citers to none but young blooda and bait-
noes men. A profession ! ! gambler would
1)3 Instantly shown the door ,
In the conrao of time , H he under-
itanda hi ) bnilueas , he haa a circle of nlco
limba who every evening congregate to
play tan-cent onto. "Ilarmleaj omaie-
racnt" h the proprietor's cue , Ho In
alsts on a limited game , Ho wn < s uo
heavy playing. Jf the gentlemen wiih to
while ftw y unpleasant hour or two , all
rlrht , but ho will have no nniuclftl
throats cut in his npattmontu , Thns the
lambs are pulled into fancied security ,
At the rlaht moment , when there la
money In thop * rly and poker waxes dull ,
the trap Is sprung. The snap gambler
laughingly says :
"Ojntlemon , If ray rooms were
searched to-night I would Ret n bad rep
utation. What do you think I have
hero ? "
"What , " Wcit the lambs.
? "Whytafaro layout ; ha ! ha ! ha ! A
friend of ruino got hard np nnd Insisted
this afternoon In pawning the outfit with
mo. I couldn't refaso the ptfor dovll a
trlflo , so I hav * the whole thing , b.ix ,
layout , cue-keeper and all. Would you
llko to aeo them ? "
Of course the lambs would , nnd out of
the bureau comes the whole apparatus.
The chances are that every victim In the
room ha ? played R nlnst faro and come-
quontly has a fUl curiosity about the
tool ; .
"I'll tell you what , boys , " says the
wolf ; "I wouldn't touch a faro box ray-
self for a thousand. I've been throngh
the mill , you know , and have aworn off ,
but If you folk's would llko to take those
tools and open u llttlo snap gJino , jast
for the fun nf the thing , among your
selves , why , you're welcome to use
them. "
The proposition strikes the lamba
favorably , The novelty and excitement
of becoming faro dealers for the nonce is
bait enough. Bcaidea there Is uo chance
of getting tha worst of U , for it la all
among themselves , and the proprietor of
the room haa jnst positively stated thnt
ho would not deal.
A snap faro game ia simply an or
dinary game with a limited amount of
money backing If , opened by nnybody in
the room. A § 25 anap would mean that
$25 waa put up aa capital or bank roll
by the man wh > opened the gamo.
Everybody who buys chlpa adds that
much to the ctpltal of the bank , BO It it
possible for a lucky player to win a con
siderable amount. In the hypothetical
casi I am following I will suppose that
ono of the lambs oponu the game on the
poker Uble. Ho takca the cards nnd
dealing box and the fun begins.
The wolf will not deal , but ha will play
a llttlo "to help the fame along. " Now
it la my purpose to show how , with the
certainty of fate , the capital of the bank
and tha money of the ether players will
gravitate into his pockot.
I shall not attempt to describe the
game uf faro , supposing that everybody
who taken Inleroat enough to road this
prticlo understands in a general way how
it la played. Few are anaro , however ,
that as each cara is pulled sub of the
box , tha next card boloir slides very
slightly , about a thirty-second of an
inch , toward the aporature. This appar
ently trl'llng circumstance ia the basis of
the ' dovici . Ho first
Busp-gambler'a ) ae-
curea a deck of cards , using them num
bered at the cornoro.
Out of thla dock ho sorts two suita
say the acea and sixes. The faces of
theeo ho raloj slightly with & fine
grained emery paper and treats the
backs of all others in the same way.
The result is to raise the fibre of the card
and make It imperceptibly rough. This
is called ' 'sanding , " and leaves tbo aces
and alxea with a tendency to stick to the
others.
A deck DO manipulated is placed in a
doiliog box and the cjtrda palled out ono
by ono. When that above an ace or a
Ds | la reached , instead of slipping slightly
over to the slit of the box , aa haa been
described , the sanded surfaces meet and
it sticks and holds back toward the ether
side. Thus by watching the numbers at
the corner * of the cards and noticing heir
far it la from the cdgo of the box , the
snap gambler can tell to an abaolota cor-
taint ; whothcr an ace or a six ia under
neath. As there are four acea and four
sixes ho haa eight beta ho Is euro to win.
Tblo is the apparatus placed in the in
nocent hands of the lamb. The snap
gambler , leaning over , apparently to get
a good look at the upper card , notices ita
proximity to Iho edge and is told aa
plainly as If the pasteboard had a tocgao
what to underneath.
The anap gambler is discreet. Ho docs
not win all the money in the liousa the
first night. Ho larea them on , lots them
win from eac'i other , and the fatnl fascin
ation takea root. The poker game ia
gradually abandoned. It ia dull and
time compared to the innovation. Night
after n'ght ' Is devoted to it , and all this
tlmo thu echemor , the wolf , keeps In the
background of disinterestedness. Noth
ing would induce him to deal himself , because -
cause then , ho explains , soaiu people
weald ba malicious enough to eny ho waa
trjing to rob his friends. No , hu wanheH
hla hnndM of the whole thing and will gene
no further than an occasional bet.
Koiuanco of the Modix Fountain.
The day was hot. In eho cirno , smil
ing familiarly , and languidly seating her
self bafore tbo fountain.
"A glass of eoda water , please ? "
"You , madam , What syrup ? WP
have lemon , orange , raapbcrrv and
vnnlllc. "
"I'll take a littlfl s'rawbsrry ' , plc-aec "
'Bep ; psrJou. Wo have Icnuu , orange ,
raupberry and vanilla "
"I'll luvo n llttlo plnoapplo , plcaao. "
"Bfg piudon , madam. I luvo now
tnico Infcrmcd you that wo have only
lemon , orange , raspberry and vanilla , "
"O yea , BO you did. Well plesao mix
mo iv llttlo lemon and orange and a llttlo
raspberry , n daeh of vanilla , and you
might also put In Home acid phnapbato
nnd about u teanpoonfal of cream , " She
tipped , Uld down five cents and re
marked : "Soda water h vciy expensive
isn't it ? "
The soda didn't foam half as much aa
the dmgprist while ho was counting his
hundred ( Franklin ) .
"Yes , madam , very expensive. If yon
fig a re np the cost of these four syrups ,
the acid phosphate and the cream , you
can form nn Idea. "
1 Ah , indeed1 ! she replied ; "butyon
have forgotten the main csuso of ex-
penio. "
"Main oaueo of expense ? " madam.
"ies , sir ; the coal ; for you must consume -
sumo an awful lot of It to keep up the
fire underneath your scdi water foun
tain "
And with ono of Lor ' iciest" emllos
she and hla reaion departed and the
clock In the village boomed two ,
UOV.'KTj COMI > Lu\lNT4 cured nnd pic
ventfd by Ucrn's I'UIIE HALT WHIHKBV ,
* 1.25 per buttle , sold by Druggists and
Grotem.
Tbo verdict of the coroner's jury en the
dead baseball umpi o w , "Ho tried to
iiloa B both nine * . " It covered the ground.
Nuuutown Horald.
"I eold In two years thirty-three thou
sand one hundred and twenty ( U3.J20) )
bottles of Hunt's Remedy , It la a vahu-
h'o me'Ucinii f it kldnsy dhoisea. " Sv
B , DLANDING , Prov.
Ilunt'd Remedy la purely vegetable ,
and a speedy euro for heart dl ease and
rheumatism.
AUDIO'S TFUKimB FLIGHT.
She Slides J17. t'cct Down nn Inclined
IVlroWlillo anspcmic'il by
Her Xccth"Very
Plump and peachy llttlo Addle L mont
soys the Now York Herald , tripped out
of ono of the legs of tno big wooden ele
phant at Coney Island yottorday. Her
legs were encased In pink tight ? , nnd her
b idy was attired in a mnsj of pink nnd
blue roflles. A mane of soft brown hair
flowed down her back , nnd hr r feet were
Imprisoned in a pair of tiny gold boots
A lar o crowd had gathered to BOO the
plucky gymnast oltdo down 500 fcot of
Inclined wlro while holding on by her
tooth nlono. Tbo wlro rope waa stretched
from the gorgeous yellow hoitdah to two
crossed wooden posts , braced firmly in
tbo salt meadows , The longest elide
oVer made was that of Emma Jutn , in
the Paris hippodrome , when she accom
plished a flight of 300 foot withont brook
ing her jatr or her nock.
It was fully half-past five o'clock before -
fore Addle walked out on the raoadows
where her awatthy llttlo husband was
tugging away at a trapeze on the wlro.
She had good broad shoulders , ahapoly
llmba , and amall hands. When a llttlo
Iron wheel was fastened on the wire rope
in n socket , anda canvas and leather
mouthpiece was attached to It , the girl
became very nervous.
"Get that blanket ready now , " aho
nhouted na aho jumped Into the trapeze
at the fool of the inclined wlro. "Some
thing mayhappanwhllal nm being pulled
UD. "
Two men seized a plcco of carpet with
rope handles and hold it np.
"The firat two men are nlwaya knocked
down , " explained the little husband.
Both men dropped the carpet ,
"Oh , come , you won't mind It , " plo.d-
od the hasbiud. "She knocks tno dawn
often. "
The men winked and nodded.
"Oh , 1 don't mean that way , " contin
ued the husband. "I moMi when I am
holding the carpet. Oh , you'll like the
sensation. Ii'a bracing , It'a exciting. "
Two powerful follows hold the carpet
up nnd braced their legs , rrhllo the llttlo
husband stood behind it. Then a crowd
in the moadonr yanked a hemp rope ,
which hoisted tbo trapeza and Ita fair oc
cupant up the Incline wire. Whon. the
waa about 135 foot high and 375 f ant
from the posts whoio her huibtnd was ,
the gave thu signal to stop.
"I'm afraid of ttiia darn thinp , " aald
ono of the stalwart carpet holder ; . ' '
"Oh , you'll ' llko It. It's real nico.
Qalto an interesting experience , I .insure
yon , " said the husband , with a alckly
siullo.
Jnab then n cannon wont eft' , the band
on the elephant's back played "The Man
on the Hying Trapczi , " and Addio gjt
out of her trapezo. Ono foot held . nor
back , and b-th hauda grlppod a llttlo bar
Tinning through the wheel while aho got
a firm hold on tlu ) canvas and leather
strap with her tooth.
Swlahl The moment tbo girl lot her
self loose eha came ( lying down the repeat
at a terrific speed , with folded handn and
bonded kiioer , as tf in prayer. Her hair
fluttered behind her and her bosom
heaved. Aa she came down her speed
Increased. The men with the carpet had
a tudden and curious trembling at the
knees.
"Nice ! very nlco ! Raally exciting ! "
muttered the husband encouragingly.
The girl throw herself into beautiful
atltudoa , but the crowd was horror strick
en wbcn she neared the ground , aa her
opcod was something frightful ,
"Catch on ! " howloJ the husband.
The next Instant the plnic aud blue
angel wont through the carpet like a
cannon bill , knocking the two men head
over heel ? . Her huib.ind ought her ,
but ono of her hands ntruck her atoms ch
as aho darted against him violently. The
pirl's face turned whlto , and th ? cried cut
ai If In pain.
"Lst mo loose ! " she orclalmed , throwIng -
Ing two or three men aside.
' Mv dear , " muttered her hnaband ,
trying to put his arm around hot.
"Oh , gi away ! " she aald In'.a tone of
disgust ; "I want to got my breath. "
In a few winutos BUO wna nbla tu walk
to her dreesing room , and was soon quite
recovered. Sfio naici thc.t the wind was
too strong , Riid that the strain en the
muscles of her jaw destroyed her heating
sj that eho did not heed her huaband'a
warning to catch on the handles of the
wheel nith her hands , and with her
elbows brake the force of her fall. She
snld that she would go the whole 500
feet next Saturday under the aupervlaion
uf Manager Hamilton.
Just then the two carpet holders slunk
dejectedly airay from the mcadowa.
"Not ao very nice , either ; eh , Bill ? "
aald ono.
N'TVOIIH Dcljllltutotl Rlfin.
Von are allowrd a free trial fur Unity tlayi of
tlie aso of Dr. Uyu's Oelubrn'ul Yultiiiu Holt
with Klrctric Suspensory Appliances , for the
spcoJy relief aud iijinmuent euro of Ncrvoua
Debility , losa of Vitality and Miuihoo J , nnd
all kindred froublfa. Aho fur ninny other
diseases Complete rfBtprntiou to health ,
\lRor and manhmd , No risk is incurred. 11-
liiatrntod pitnphlot , with ( ml information ,
terms , etc. . tnnile-l fren by addressing Voltaic
Belt Co. , Mnrelnll , Mich.
"It Is impolite tu talk to a man when ho
Ia rending , " It i * juit na irnpolito to read tea
a man when he u tilkln . Philadelphia Call ,
AiiROHtttra Hitters , the world ronownad
appetizer and Invigorator , Used now over
the whole clvlllzod world. Try It , but bowuro
nf Imitations , Ask your grocer or druggist for
the gonulno article , manufactured by Dr. J
( * U , Kio 'ort & Sons
The manner In which Ben ] ! u\ler'a yacht ,
tlio America , was beaten , would seem to show
that eho ran on the people's ticket , Doston
Post.
The fjrand jury In Now Orleans has
indicted a druggist for manslaughter in
negligently preparing a modlclno con
taining aconite , and causing death. Rod
Star Cough Oaro is frco from aconite or
narcotics.
Tha bet Knglith society no longer mo ) the
Pall Mnll Oazstti for LuetltB. Louisvile Cou-
rie-Journal ,
The soft glow of tha tea rose is PC
qnlrod by tbo ladi cs who UBO PCZZIEI'
Powder.
Ife bowed to her acrnji tlio table , smirked ,
washed hi a hands In Iruialblu eoap and water ,
and Bbld ! "Oicmfl me , I dink 11mf moil you
at Saratogis dii summer my nnmo it
Miuae. " "I cannot recall your fnug , " ulio
airily answered , "but your tame 11 quite
familiar , "
Tflen lUbj waa lcV , we J TO her Ca torla ,
Yftien eho wu a t'hllil , eho cried /ur C'astorlo ,
When eho liecime ill s , tie clung to Caatoria ,
iVT ; u tic bail Chlldr-u , tlio gito tl tm Caitorli
213South
Have a large list of j inside business and resi
dence property , and some of the finest suburban"
property in and around the city.
Wo have business properly oil Capitol Aveiiuo , Dodge ,
Douglas , Fnrunni , Harney , Howard , 9th , 10th , 13th nnd
lUth sreots.
Wo hnvo fiuo residence property on Fnrnnm , Douglas ,
Dod je , Davenport , Chicago , Cnss , California streets , Sher
man , St .Mnrys nd Park A.VCIIUCS , in fnct on nil the best
residence streets. We have property in the follo\ving"nd-
ditiaus.
Hawtliorne-
Millard&'Caldwell's
Lakes ,
Elizabeili Place ]
E.V. Smith's , ;
Parker's ,
SMnn's ,
Gise's ,
Helson's ,
Park Place ,
West End ,
,3-
Reed's First ,
McCormick's ,
Kountz & Ruth's ,
Impr'nt Association
Wilcos ,
Burr Oak ,
Isaac & Seldon's )
Haasconi's
West Omaha ,
Grand View ,
Credit Foncier ,
founts' First
! Kountz' Second ,
Kountz' Third ,
! Kountz' Fourth ,
Svndicate Mill ,
Plainview ,
Hill Side ,
Tukev&Kevsors
Thornburg ,
Clark Place ,
Mvers
Bovds ,
And al the other Additions to the
City. :
We nave the agency fo toe syndicate lands in South Omaha. These
lots sell from 2 2 5 upwards , nnd nro very desirable property. The
development of the packiag house and othnr interests there , aro'rapidly ]
buildiuc ; up that portion of. the city.
Kirkwood.
Wo have n few lots left in Kirkwooj addition , which wo offer nfc low
{ .rices , terms # 25 downbalcnco $10 peruiouth.vThese lots are on high
level ground and nro de&irable.
c
Hawthorne.
This addition is more centrally located than any ether now addition
near the best Schools in the city. All the streets are being put to grada
the grades have neon established by the city council , nnd ia very desira
ble residence property , only 15 blocks from Post office , prices lower than
adjoining additions for a homo or investment. These lotd cannot be
beaten.
FOR SALE House nnd lot on 2Ut St , Easy
terms.
KOH SALE 22 foot on Fnrnam St. . near
llth St. , $8,000.
'
Fen SALK-Lot InWnlnut hill , 5200.
Foil SAL s-Lots on 20th , $500 each.
Foil SALE 22 acres with elegant residence ,
good barn , fine trees , shrubory , fruit , hot and
cold water and all conveniences ) iirat class
property in every roapect
Foil BALE -CO foot on Farnam street , near
18th. Good buainoaa property cheap.
Foil KENT Itoom 44x75 , 3d lloor , on 11th
treot.
Ii'on SALE Homo rvtrJ lot , 25th and Ohio *
go Btruet ; splendid comer , $3,600.
Foil SALE-i'lrut cliw buiincts block , 815 ,
000.
000.Fon
Fen SAIB 1 lot \Vhoaton St. ; BOO
house , 81,500.
Foil SALK Fine corner lot in Shlnn B add !
lion , S7GO.
Fou SALE Lot in Slillar- ' Place , apecia
bargnio ,
Fou I/KAMI : Fine busincHa property on ICtb
St , and .St. Mary'u Avenuo.
Foil SALE i lot on Chicago St , between
13th and 1 J. v , Ufa ( ; oud houae , 53,000. j
We tvill jfurnisJi conveyance free to any
tjof tlie city to show property to ourjfrienda
antl customers , and cheerfully f/ive i
tion rcfartlhifOmaJia Property , ' j
Whose ivlio have bartjdins to ojfer ? > wish
property at a buryainjare invited to see
Real gEatate .Agents
2I3S.
