THIS DAILY BJ5B--FRIDAY , JUISE JO , * 885. A WOMAN'S DEVICE. Adopting Hale Attire t-j Procure fork , XIioScnsMlon That Was CAnsotl In rhlladclphU Store When the Secret WIIB Kovcnlcil. Philadelphia Record , June 15. Elizabeth Hnnior'a career in the role of a yonng man was broaght to a sudden tormltmtlon ono day last week , no far as this city la concerned. For nine months past Elizabeth Hunter that Is her rnar- riago name , has boon maaqnoradlng na A largo-alzod boy , and has been working hard to make a living The young girl married a man named Harry Hnnter over a year ago. At that tlmo ho waa employed na a clerk In a Market street etoro. IIo iras nnfortanato nnd lost BOV. oral positions. Finding at last that ho could not get along with hla wife ho pro ceeded to the homo of hla mother at Jersey Olty. After a brlof residence ihero the mother Informed him that she was not endowed heavily with this world's goods , and that ho most seek work. The hnaband obtained employ moot In the billiard-room of a hotel at Key East , a summer resort near Ocean Grove. The wife felt herself a harden at the homo of her mother-in-law , nnd hero wcra gentle hlnta that aho should bo np and doing. Her hniband could not find anything for her to do , and wrote that the only place vacant was an assistant to him in the billiard room. Ono day Elizabeth sold her female attire nnd with the proceeds purchased a male ontBt. Sbo surprised her husband by presenting herself at Key East and requesting to bo made his assistant. This little matter wns soon arranged , and Charlie Hunter , "cousin of Harry , " rubbed off the billiard tables , sot up the tenpins , and made himself generally useful. The two did not draw their wages , only taking what money they needed , leaving the rest in the hands of the propriotor. Near the close of the season the hotel was burned to the ground. The Hunters lott their ecant wardrobes , nnd only escaped with a salt of clothes each. The proprietor lost all his money in the place , and the unfortunate couple found , thoraeclvea almoet pennilesi. They turned 'their faces toward Philadelphia again , and In duo course of tlmo sot their foot In the city. The husband managed to obtain employment and a recompense that en abled him to keep the wolf from the door. His old-time 111-fortnno atlll clung to him , and the wife determined again to seek for work to help him. She donned tbo male attire and wont to the Young Mcn'a Christian Associa tion. She registered at the employment bureau as Charles Hunter , Jersey City. A long blank was given her to fill out , and she wrote that she was a membnr In good standing In a Presbyterian church at Jersey City , had been 111 and needed employment. Abont this time a Mr. Turner , son of a member of the firm of Langfeld , Turner & Andrews , pocketbook - book and fancy goods manufacturers , at No. 507 Arch direct , met Jho-young "Charley. " Ho was sonlci5 , and wanted work so badly that young Turner ob tained a place for him at the store , and /Charlpj' made himself useful and ogreo- /ablc. Ho ( or she ) is described as ap&ra in figure , rather sallow comploxloned and inclined to bo what the boys would determine - tormino "alssy-iiko. " Charley persisted in wearing high heeled shoes and throwIng - Ing his form abont in a manner that gave the boys and girls In the place lota of fun , Ho was christened "Dudey , " "Chawloy , " "Mario , " "Sis , " and nil sorts of odd names. He was told to rub his chin with molasses , BO aa to make his whiskers grow , when ho replied : "I didn't como from a hairy family. " Llfo among a couple of hundred employes was not a bed of roses. It was noticed that among other peculiarities that Char ley had a habit of running out of the atoro twice a day and going off some where , no ono knew just whero. A few days ago a clerk reported [ that ha saw Charley on the street , and that when ho approached hlmho putsomothlng under his coat. Mr. Andrews sent for the clerk , and asked him where ho had been. "At the factory , " was the reply. A telephone - phone message disclosed the fact that thla was not true. "Now , I know all about it , " said Mr. Andrews , moaning to frighten Charley , "Oh , you dot Oh , well. How did you find out that I am a woiaanl" broke in Charley. This was more than Mr. Andrews ox- pactod. Ho was nonplussed for a min ute , and seeing that ho had struck upon an unexpected lead , ho plied more In torrcgitlons. ' 'Charley" then fold the whole story , and to prove rrlat aho eaid she offered to produce her husband. The woman said the reason of her dis appearing EO mysteriously during the day was that she clipped off to uurjo her ba by , which she kept In the neighborhood ; that aho had boon compelled to adopt male attire in order to obtain work. Her husband called at the store and corrob crated all hla wife had , There being no further use far her at the establishment , the husband and wife , both in male attire - tire , walked ont of tbo stora together. The plucky little woman told n reporter that ( ho would continue In boys' clothes if she could not obtain a decent llvinp otherwise. "Women are paid each poor wages , " she remarked , "and I will not do anything dishonorable. My husband's health la poor , and I have to support hla and myself and our darling little ones. ' Mr. Andrews said that ho baa watchec the woman for some tlmo but that no ono anapeotod her sex , Her mysterious dla appearance , ho was afraid , wera to take goodi to'a confederate In waiting near the door , Ho was glad to learn other irlso. The woman cornea from Sault Ste Marie , Michigan , where her father is en gaged in business. Twice within th past alx months ho sent her drafts fo $50 each , which the firm cashed , and which were readily honored. Mrs Hunter , her hniband and darling little James have returned to Jersey City. IM-A-l'ot'j aim Dance. St. Paul Planer Prean. On Friday , aaysthe Rsgln * Loiderthe lieutenant governor , Col. Oswald , Adjt Maj. Atkinson , Maj. Laurie , Capt. Stev enaon and Dr Elder Pi-a-Pot'd roaorvo vial ted and taw the first day of the sun dance On Saturday Capt , Cole , Capt. Lane , Dr Cameron , Capt. McOrea , Sergeant Maj Hlbblna , Mr. J. J. Syruoi , private , and Mr. Sprague visited the resarve and caw the aecoud day of the sun dance. Oi both daya the drive was aplondid , th trail good , the exhilarating air of th pralria stimulating llko wine itlthou danger of dyspopaia or h-adaoho. Th beauty of the situation of Pi-a-Poi'a ra servo was greatly admired , surrounded a it U by forest. There wore 150 wig warns , and about 1,000 Indian * all told Tao tun dacc& took placa In the center o fie camp , in a large wigwam conatruo'cc ot branches of trooi , put together in most artistic unnuer. "It ws , " aild ono of the party , "very arborlal. " A rod lag flew from a flag staff and there wore l gs and banners of various colors , look * ng very pretty. Half this trsoy wig * WAtn was open at the side , and hero squatted cquawi , children , old men , all tainted ; the tqanws looking anything but landsome. Inside were the braves , modlclno men , tmd the chief Pi-a-Pot , whoso guests , Chief PAtqnn and other ihlofs , were alto thoro. On a tort of a > alcony wera a number of braves with whistles , who boat time to the rnuiio they nade very mournful tnnalo it was. They iad boon going on turning and playing ho whistles and boating tlmo for forty * Ight hours , nnd without n morsel of food , lore was a group of men , about a dozen r more , droaaod in rt moat fantastic style , 11 painted , On the second bay the par * y saw ono manlorlnrod. Ho wasnaked , ave for n thin pair of drawers , and paint * d a lurid whitish color. Ono of the modlclno men came up and thrust a wood * n skiver In hla breast , and then tied onnd the skin nboro the hole made by ao sklvor a ploco of tape so as to draw It p tightly. The tape or cord was attached o a beam , and the tortured bravo moved onnd in tlmo to the tune , the skin being rawn ont about six inches from the roast , MONKEYS AT BREAKFAST. V Brldo's Exporlonco In Her Indian IIoino-Monkoys Gr voni a Guy , rooklyn Union. An English gentleman who lived in In * la during his early life tolls an amusing tory of some pranks played by monkeys , " 'hoy ' were almost as tame and playful as itteus about his homo , and there were a rest number of them. Ho says : "I wan married In India and engaged or our homo a house fourteen miles or so rom any other habitation of white men. On the morning of our arrival my wife ont in to change her traveling dross , hllo-tbo servants laid breakfast on the cranda overlooking Jtho river. At the latter of the plates there began to como own from the big treoj that ovorshad- wed the house , and up the trees that row in the ravlno behind it , and from ho house roof itself , from everywhere , a aaltltudo of solemn monkeys. They came ip singly and in couples and In families , nd took their places without nolao or UBS on the veranda nnd oat there llko an udionco waiting for an entertainment to oramcnco. And when everything was oady , the broakfaat all laid , the mon keys nil seated , I wont In to call my wife. "Breakfast ia ready and they are all waiting , " said I. "Who are waiting ? " she asked in dia- may. "I thoaght wo were going to bo lone , and I was just coming out ia my resslng-gown. " "Novor mind , " I said. "Tho people bonthere are not very fashionably drese od Kemselves. They wear pretty much the amo things all the year round. And so my wife came oat. Imagine , hen her astonishment. 'In the middle of the veranda stood our roakfast table and all the rest of the pace , ai well ns the ratlings and the tops , were covered with au Immense ompany of monkeys , as grave as poesl- > Io , and as motionless and silent as if hey were stuffed. Only their eyes kept Ifhking and their little round ears kept witching. Laughing heartily , at which bo monkeys only looked nil the graver , my wife sat down. "Will they oat anything ? " said she. "Try them , " I said. S3 aho then picked np a bnscnlt and brow it among the company. Three hundred monkeys jumped np in ho air llko ono , and just for one instant lioro was a riot that defied description. ? ho next instant every monkey was nit- Ing in its place an solemn and serious as t it , had never moved. Only their eyes winked and their oars twitched. My wlfu ihraw them another biscuit , and again the riot , and then another nnd another. But nt length wo had given away all that wo had to give and stood up to go. The monkeys at once rose every monkey on the veranda nnd , ndvanclng pravcly to the steps , walked down them n a solemn procession , old nnd young' to gether , and dispersed for the day's oconp- itlon. An Important Arrest. The arrest of a suspicious character np on his general appearance , movements or companionship , without waiting until he has robbed a traveler , fired a house , or Burdered a fellow-man , is an Important function of a shrewd detective. Even moro important is the arrest of a disease which , if not checked , will blight and destroy a human life. The frequent coughloss of appetite , general languor or debility , pallid skin , and bodily aches and pains , announce the approach of pulmon ary consumption , which is promptly ar rested and permanently cnrfd by Dr. Plerco'a "Golden " Medical Discovery. Sold by drngdiats. Ho Felt Sleepy. Wall Street New . "John , " said the old man , aa ho laid down his papur and wiped hla glasses , " 'we've got ono hess Truth 8500 of any man's money. " "Yes , father. " "We've ' got another who is half blind , and can't aim hla keep , " "Yea. " "And third who'd eat a common man poor inaide of a year , and no good except to get up a neighborhood quarrel. " "That's ao , father. " "Well , now , what wonld bo the result If we hitched them horses np together. Wouldn't it spile the good one , Instead of maklu' $500 horses of the others ? " 4K'rect ' , father. " "But these 'ore tunal railroads figger jist tbo tether way. A line which kin possibly pay expense * an' make 2 cents fur stockholders mus' go an' hitch up with three or four lame an' blind con- sarns that oan't pay for axlo-greato , an tbo result ia darnatlon all around , John. " "Yes , father. " "Snuff out your candle and go to bed ! When I BOO men crack their own skulls far the sake of showln1 the world the sawdust Inside It makes mo aloepy. " The Favorite Washing Compound of tte day Is JAMES PYLK'3 PUAKLINi : . II cleanses fabrics without injury , and without the laborious scrubbing noceea&ry with ordl nary soap. For sale by grocers , Galluwu Angels. CiiAni.OTTESvii.tE , Vs. , Juno 18. George Harbour nnd Horace Terrill wera executed thla morning at nine , in the jail yard here the former for the murder oi Randall Jack son , the latter for the murder of a girl namec Mary Foster , The criminals and the \ictlmi are all colored. The execution was private twenty-four invited citizens , officers of the law and company D Third Virginia regi ment , being present. Harbour confessed hla crime , said God had forgiven him and be waa ready to die. Terrill did not confess , Tlio I'emi Bank Case , PiTisncno , I'a. , June 18. The prosecution In the ca-e ogalnut tbo ex-president anilcaih ler of the 1'enn bank closed this morning The testimony adduced today waa not o great importance. Thla afternoon defense opened , President Hlddle beiug ou the COUNCIL BLUFFS , ADDITIONAL LOOAL. THE WJSSING MAN , Interview Win His ffife , Ntok Glory's Absence Still * Mystery nnil No Cfcuso Known l > y tlio Family. Ono of the BKE men was yesterday detailed tailed to make Inquiries Into the foots concerning the mysterious disappearance of Kick Oloary , mention of which was made s mo time acjo in tbo BEE. The BEE man proceeded to the family residence , situated at No. 1731 avenue B , and found 5 frnmo cottage of five rooms , with about an aero of ground surrounded by a neat rastlc fence , and on rapping at the roar or kltchon door , the call was answered by MILS. CLEAIIY , who upon the caller's mentioning his mil- alon J , politely ushered him In and told him to bo seated. In answer to the question "when did Mr. deary leave homo ? " Mrs. Oloary answered , that on the night of Saturday , Juno Gtb , two weeks ago to-morrow , Mr. Oloary came homo from the transfer , where ho had worked for many yoors , as ho had been in the employ of the Union Prclfio railway over alnco the building of thai road was begun In this city , and al most as soon as ho entered the house ho began Jwith , "the men at the transfer have been tormenting mo all day and they arc arcGOING GOING TO KILL ME TO NIGHT. and I cannot or shall not stand : t. " It appears that Mr. Oloary retired and about 12:30 : midnight got up , and dressIng - Ing himself loft the house , tolling his wife and daughter simply that ho was "going away , " and that they must not say a word unless somu one inquired for him. Ho took $12 , nil the money there was In the house , and loft , which was THE LAST SEEN OF HIM. Mra. Cloary Informed the BEE repre sentative that her husband has been actIng - Ing very queer of late , and In faot has boon slowly becoming , she thinks , deranged - ranged since the drowning of his twelve- year-old son , Willie , In Cup Lake , throe years ago the 22d of this month. Willie would have been fifteen years old to-day had ho lived. It was learned that the only relatives the mianing man has In this country , Is a nephew , Thomas Olcary , No. 4. Mary- laud street , Buffalo , N. Y. The BEE man upon asking MM. Cloary why she didn't report the faot of his dis appearance to the police , because they , If notified of the circumstances in time , might have boon able to render some assistance , was answered with , "well , I am sorry I didn't us the longer he'a away the worse wo all fcol and the more we miss him ; ho told us not to say a word unless aomo ono made Inquiries about him and wo thought that It was probably only a little bad spell ho had and would shortly return homo , and if I fold the police , why , then ho would bo agin mo and think I also was an enemy to him , as ho thought everybody else , that pretended to bo his friend. Why , when my gltl aud I tried to quiet him and bogged him not to go away , ho told us that wo wcro plotting agin him with the balance of the crowd. " Everyone * ho has talked with Oloary for Homo time past thought him OUT OF HIS HEAD , and a number of his intimate acquaint ances h&ve been afraid to speak to him , as ho seemed to think them his enemies. He was born in the county Woxford , reland , and after bolng married came to his country and settled In Madison , iVis. , and was on a vostol plying between Chicago and Buffalo and In 1807 moved hers. There aro" .SIX CHILDREN LIVINO , nil living at home , the oldest being a ronng lady of 17 , and Mrs. Cleary is In a rery delicate condition at present , and will probably become the mother of another child In a week or so. Mr. Cleary , according to his wife , never touches a dtop of llqnor of any de scription now , although he used to take a drink occasionally , and has had NO FAMILY QUARRELS. hat would be apt , In the least , to make ils home unpleasant. The only talk ; hat came near loading to a quarrel has joen when the wife and daughter have jaon trying to Induce him to brace up and bo more like his former self and not ; hink people his enemies. On the Tuesday following the missing man's departure from homo , Julius Knuf man , foreman of the freight-handlers at the tramfer , called on Mrs. Olcary and ave her her husband's pay for the month of May , and Mrs. Oloary said : "If It badn't boon for that money I don't know what I should have dono. I have very little loft after paying our bills. I paid the BEE boy last Saturday for the BEE for that week and told him to have the paper stopped as I could not pay for It any longer , and Lord only knows how myself and my children will now get along. " The BEE man Informed her that , under the circumstances , the BKE would bo delivered to her right along , whereupon oho thanked him , BI she did several times before , saying ; " 1 trust the article in to-morrow's BEE wil bo the means of bringing my hnsbanc back to me. " The following Is NIOK CLKAUY'B DESCRIPTION as given by his wife : Height about five feet eight Inches , brown hair mixed with gray , zed muttacho and chin whirkera weight about 140 pounds , droosod In wol worn black suit with frock ooat and blaol slouch hat , and on leaving homo had a pair of overalls under his arm. Bnrraclc Life on the Istlimui. A correspondent cf the Brooklyn Eagle dltcrlbes Panama camp.llfe : Who : tbo dreary Isthmian night 1 , 'laden wltl polron as deadly as ever came from a ser pent's tooth , settled down on the lone ) ; shed all hands except the sentries wen gathered within It. Indeed , In n < earthly spot can nfght be so truly callec the shadow of death as Is this eatth quakey , revolutionary position. The scattered lanterns used served but tc make the daikneea visible , and formec admirable vantage grounds npon whicl the stalwart Isthmian mosquitoes formec In line for the attack. When worn ou with fighting the insects , officers anc men alike wonld hunt around on the nn oven floor for planks of special softness and curl down upon them to sleep th sleep of sorrow , and then wake up mor weary than when they went to rest. The biggest failure the command en countered , aside from the defects nature , was the manner In which washing is done In Panama. The unoomel ; native woman charged $4 a dczsn fo all weaning , and beside there waa i pleasing uncertainty as to whether th clothes wonld over como back again Oftlmca the garments wonld return in the last fltago of dissolution. This wa duo to the unique method of ecrubblnj employed , When a Panama womai tackles A week's waih she pays no hoec to the cfToto washtub of civilization bu hieth herself to some running stream , and selecting a convenient rock begins operations. The fragile gat men t Is laid out on this bit of nature's anatomy , and then from out of the river's bed the dusky maiden culls a pebble MS big as she can well han * die readily tmd pounds the ralmont with it until the attendant real cstato yields taolf to the running water In sheer ex- laustlon. What is loft Is then laid out n the sun to dry and taken back un- ronod to tbo victim of cleanliness a la Manama. Under this system the scanty supply of clothes at the command of the oflicors promised to bo available for an exceedingly short period , aud coupled with the general shortness of funds , caused ono and all to do their own wash- ng or oho worry along without it. With every man bis own washerwoman , many ilcturcsquo scenes were Inaugurated , not ho least of which was the frequent peotaclo of the amiable Oapt. Mcokor ittlng cross-legged in a shady corner ilacldly smoking a cigarette , with a pall f water before him , gricofnlly and killfnlly scrubbing up his spare flannel hlrt , and doubtless thinking that clean ness ought to bo next to godliness. A SNAKE ON THE TRAIN. A Sovoii-Foot Conch Whip Cronies Alarm Among the Passengers. OiiAnLoriE , N. 0. , Juno 10. A. gonn- Ino sensation wan created on a Washing ton-bound paaaengor car. Commisslonor f Agriculture Butler , of South Carolina , ocnrod a seven-foot coachwnlp snake , which ho decided to take to Washington nd present to the department of agrl- nlturo. The coochwhlp being a non * ouomoua reptile , Mr. Butler poncludod o carry it In a bag , and for this purpose 10 selected a towsack. On the train hemet mot friends and tpld them of the remark able snake , nnd his friends naturally ox- iressed a doslro to BOO It. Mr. Butler , ; oing to his coat , reached down and drew orth the bag , around which ho carefully elt with ono hand until ho touched the nako'a head , which ho grasped firmly. There wera about twenty passengers watching the proceedings. Ono negro , nero curious than his fellow-travelers , moved up to got a hotter view of what was going on just as Mr. Butler , having jrasped the snake's head , jerked the > ag away from U , and sovou foot of nako began colling , squirming and twlst- _ nf { abont tno oar. The snoko coiled Its > ody In all manner of formsand whipped IB tall around In the manner peculiar to Is variety. Yells were heard at once , nd jumping from their Boats , the thor- inghly frightened passengers went umbling down the alslo and ont cf the car door to the platform. The negro whoso curiosity led him close to the cone dodged , but not In tlmo to escape a" mt by the snake's tall , and with a sln- iero "Oh , Lord a massy" wont out of a ; ar window feet foremost. Catching the wlndorr-f&clng as ho jumped , ho hold on until a brakeman came and draw him iack Into the car. The snake , in the meantime , had coiled in numerous folds around the arm rest and the logs of tbo ar seat , and Mr. Butler , being unable o release his hold upon its head , found t impossible to unwind the snake with- mt help. The passengers wanted to kill t , but Butler's friends came to his aid , ind after a time the snake was unwound > nd safely replaced in the bag. From the tlmo that this Incident occurred un it the train reached Charlotte , Butler , his friends and the snake bad the second- lass car all to themselves. Cayenne Popper omcs from the neighborhood of Cayenne , In British Guiana. It Is a stim ulant without being In any respect a trengthenor. Homo medicines have a ; nod deal of Cayenne pepper In them n connection with other articles , aud the folks who take them think they are receiving strength , while they are oally being only stimulated. The cff < ct of the stimulus Is soon over , and ihon the tationt fools worse than before. Brown's Iron Bitters Is free from Cayenne pop- > or , and contains the best tonics , to- ; ether with the only reliable preparation f iron known to medical science. The druggists sell It. Train 'j.alk , Chicago Herald , "Keep a sharp lookout while on the un ? " echoed anenglnor. "Should tay wo did. The man that tries to ran an engine without keeping hi ) eves peeled ; eta lolt sooner or laior. I'vn heard tbout follows out west that would start out on a run with a board reaching across from Hie driver's seat to the firemen's , and a deck of cards but I never tried hot. Just to ehow you how necessary t is for a man to keep his eye on the rails ahead of him , lot me toll you a little story. I was running along one night In Ohio some years ago. It was a blowy , rainy , nasty night , and In times of that a man Is doubly watchful. For hours I never took my eyes from the wet , gltttoulng rails ahead of me , except , ol course , when we stopped at stations , All at ones I saw In front [ of me how fai ahead I conld't toll a glimmer ol light. It was just a rpark. I barely saw it before It disappeared. Was It i llghtnlng-bug ? I hadn't aoen any tha < night ? What was 11 ? That I couldn' answer. But my Instinct told mo to Atop the train , and stop I did. It was might ] lucky I looked at It that way , for that glimmer of light was caused In the odd cat way you ever saw. Ton couldn' guess it in a week. A farmer was walkIng - Ing along the track , when ho dlscovorec a short bridge so badly washed out by the froihet that to run npon It with t train meant a wreck. Ho tried to star a fire with paper and his clothing , bu couldn't do It. Ho had ono match loft Ho kept that until I got close to htm , hi plan being to strike that match , hold i in his hat and wave It across the traok as ho had soon the brakemen do when the ; wanted to signal stop. It was his hope that I would see tbo blaze before It was blown out. Ho no sooner struck tin match than out went the blaza. It wa merely a flash , but I saw It , and tin farmer had saved the train , What If I hadn't made it a rule to keep my eye peeled along the rails every minute whlli running ? " There was a long-haired man In th smoking car and some of the younge passengers were making sport of him They called him a crank. "Tut , tut , boys , " laid an elderly par eenger ; don't call a man a crank simply because ho has long hair , Let mo tel you a story. I owned a farm many year ago down east. Ono day I noticed long haired man walking around m placa in a very queer way. 'I asked him what ho was doing and he said he. wa just looking around a little. But ho wi there Bg&ln the next day und the next Finally 1 fi * lstcd OQ bis telling ; mo what ho wanted , / , d no l ( * * 'Well , farmer , there's burIe-3 U"casurca under your farm , and I'vo boon n tog to locate the best piece to dig forft. 1 f ° nnd the place , and now I'll maker.b rg"n , , * ; 11 ? . y ° , n- You do the diggingnd we'll divide the treasure equally bohMv1" " ' * nSro ° and wont to digging- rene , told ° * I spent all the money I L'd ° J rth put ting that hole down , m twithstandlng that the neighbors laughed nt m ° and called the xasn n long-haired . Tank. 1 ( "You wore ft bigger fool tbO I took you for , " laughed ono of the * younger passengers. "Thero yea go again , " Bixtd ItO old man ; "you youngsters judge by apjx ' - ances and think yon know Ife all , \os- "But you never found anybnrlcd trra , v uro , did yon ? " "Yes , I did ; hundreds of thousands't > I dollars' worth. " "What kind ? " "Coal. The long-haired vtas a geo- oglst. " _ _ _ _ _ Biliousness a very prevalent at this season , the ymptoms bolng bitter taste , ofTonslvo roath. coated tongue , sick headache , rowslnoss , dizziness , loss of appetite , f this condition is allowed to continue , orlons consequences may follow. By iromptly taking Hood's ' Sarsaparllla , a over may bo avoided or promatnro eath prevented. It Is a positive euro or bllllonsnoss. Sold by all druggists. An Absent Minded Barber. tfew York Sun , "Yos , " said the proprietor of on up- .own . barbershop , "Jim wn&agoodwork- man , but I had to got rid of htm. " "What was the trouble ? " "Ho was too absent-minded and for getful. Ono old fellow , with a bond llko billiard ball , ho never failed to ask if ho Idn't want a shampoo. Another bald- leaded old chap got mad because Jim in * Istod upon sollln' him a bottle of 'Elixir' iiat was warranted to keep the hair from allin' out ; an * a young man , who was lightly under the Intluonco of boor , fell sleep In the chair on * Jim shaved oil his moustache. I had to call in a policeman hen. Ho cut ono-man's oar nearly oil while watching a dog fight in the street , a' sometimes ho would rub hair oil over customer's face Instead of his head , an' 11 his oars full of lather and forgot to wlpo it out. Jim didn't ' moan nnthin' wrong , but , as I said , ho was absent- minded. You remember when old Doa- on Jones died ? " "Yes. " "Well , the family sent for a ba bcr to 0Ni have him , an' I told Jim 'to go np. It was that job. that lost him hla situation , lo did the work nil right , nobody ever Ni onnd fault with Jltn'a work ; but when 01 10 had put on the finlahln' touches an lulled the towel off the poor old deacon , 10 turned 'round an1 shouted 'Next' so hat people hoard him a block away. So told Jim that I guessed I'd have to let m go. " Miss May Dlrlch , 1335 Southall street , jonlavillo , Ky. , states that she suffered our years with rheumatism in her shoul- er , and received more relief from St. Jacob/s Oil than anything she over tried. HAIBURG-AIERICM PACKET COMPANY. Oirecb Line for England , Fjfance and Germany. The eioamthlps of this well known line are bnllt t lion , In water-tight compartments , and are far- Uhed with every requisite to make the passage oth safe and agreeable. They carry tbo United Itites and European malls , and leava New York 'husdays ' and Saturdays for Plymouth ( LONDON herbougPAIUS ( and HAMBUKO. Rates , First Cabin , JflO-8100. Steerage , to or rora Hamburg , 810. 0.1) . KICQARD& CO J don na Fuss. Agents , 01 Bioadway , New Xork and roshlngton and La Belle streets , Chicago , nry Pundt , Mark Hauscn , F. E. Uoores , Harry In ) maha ; Oronnu ' A Srhocneeen , In Council uffs A PERFECT SHOE ron IAOICS , MISBES < . CHILDRIN. OUR PRODUCTIONS nCPRESENTTHC PERFECTION or SHOE-MAKING. IN THEM EVERV OBJECTION FOUND IN READY-MADE SHOES IS REMOVED. THE SUCCESS AT ONCE ATTAINED DV TH OUR GOODS WHEREVER INTRODUCED IS OWING TO THE FACTTHATTHEY ARC CLOVE-FITTING. ELEGANT IN STYLE ANDFINISH.OFTHEFINESTMATEfllALS AND WORKMANSHIP. AND MODERATE IN PRICE. THE HORRORS or DREAKING-IN ARE AVOIDED : THEY ARE COMFORTADLC FROM THE VERY FIRST. WE MAKEIS stzESI in 14 WIDTHS ! AND e SHAPES OF TOES AND HEELS. LooHfor cur b'amc on the Sofa. J. & T. COUSINS , JJI5W YOICK. m A D A m E ( DEAN'S ' I.iullc * ' . without Blioulderllrace , $1.50 LntllCN'i with Shoulder Draw , made of fine Coutll.doubleatltclitxl H.OO IK , \ \ Ithout Shoulder Urac , 1.75 Alulonilnal , " " a.00 HIUkOM > . lOioHycara 1.5O Young JjudleH' , 14 to 18 years U.UU Highly recommended by the leadlnc ) \ ModlstoJ , the Faslilonablo Dressmakers nn J the most eminent Physicians In the United States and Europe. Circulars /rue. LEWIS SOHIELE & CO. , , B l 0 cm cF Iiteut J Utxhiliirrn , 30U IIHO.VinVAY , Ni\V : YMUK. CHARLES H. PATGH 1517 Douglas Street , Omaha , and hftdla K houeea everywhere. THE CHEAPEST PLAGE IN OMAHA TO BUY DEWEY One of he Best and Largest Stodca1 In the United Statea To Select From ; NO STAIRS TO CLIMB , ELEGANT PASSENGER ELEVATOR trlllirt n y tbcti miTprlni'fromtrrrlhlt , II inil'OTUNVntiil HIIIII fo r Jimrilnpo. MEN of all aigos. who find ti iclr POWER nniUltn.'lly. iarvot'iuiiT7flEXWAf slliliNWIt . wrnkencJ . cirly li.'ililis or nx'CKSSES , c't ccct'he ip o ltl\onml Inx CUni ; . NO natter of hotr Ion * , nnmllnp tliu cwienmybc , or win ) lias Ullul to dire , liy n feuw < cka r inonltn nil- r Inn cclibrateil MYRTLEAIN VREATIVS.ENT At > mmcwltliuJt > iXHniiru. ! | Hi MSStlinc. iunliot-1 .hSSinnncT than nny ntlicriiu'tlioiMtitlitUnrlil. Weak Imok , liciulm. lie , KH1SBIONB. U wlludu , Ions orsfilrllsuml hlllnn.tlnniir UloiiA'h ti , il r a H tl I ill dream * , ilcftvllii memory. .MrOTJlNOU , . m . Imncillmrnti to imrrlnfr , aiic.1 niotrt oilur gjmptotns < kdliiK to cOtS'Su.MfllON ' or INSANITY. n.ru r-rDniPtlr removed by this trenliuctt , and -rigorous nnnliowlrLSlorea Married Jl fan ; or those wlrt intend.to marry , . . nKMr.MHEn. n"f < ct RCX -.trcnrtli I wins , htnlth. Tleoroii * off- Tiring , lonir llfo and tlio lore anil n upcct of a fill I ; fill \iiro. Wrnk nil n fli l < I 1)C ) restore ) 1 to \ liror nanliond lic'nrc marriage I'roofs , li'stliiiiinlnls iinrtTnlnhlu trc Use ti ft.unnj. tEstab.lSTYQAddrossThe Climax ModlcatCo , iO4t-St. Louis , Mo. WHEN SOLICITED TO INSURE IN OT1IEH COMPANIK3 , Remember These Important Facias CONCEUNING The lutual Life Insurance Company , OF NEW TOKK. 1 , It e the OLDEST actlio Llfo Iniuraoco Company In thli ccontry. 2. It Is the tAUUKST Llfo Insurance Company by man ) millions of dollars It I the \rt > ri ) . a Its rates of premiums nro LOWKlUhon these of nny other company. 4. It hag no "atockholdi > r8"toclalm any part of Its profits. B. UofTeisnoSCimJIEa under the iiamo of Insurance for tpjouUtlon by special clssecs'upon the nelf oitunes of each otter. 0. Ita preeont aMtlbblo CASH RESOCHCKS exceed these of any other Llfo In iuracc > Compaay In tin vorld. vorld.It hoarccchcd In cash from all sources , from February , 16-13 , to Jnnunrj , 16i , f270C32DFJ.CS. U has returned to the pcoplo , In cash , from February , 1843 , to January , 1885 , 8210,004,811,00. Its caah Aaaots on the 1st ot January , 188C , amount to uioro than 0 W. F. ALLEN , General Apont for fobrnskn , Dakota , Colorado , Wyoming nnd Utnh. HBco Cor.Farnnm and 13th StOver IstNot'l. Bank , Omaha , Neb MERRILL & . FERGUSON , Gen. Agta. for Michigan. Indiana , Illinois , Wisconsin , Iswa and Minnesota. Detroit , Michigan. M. P. ROIIKEK , Special Agent for Iowa , Council Bluds , Iowa L TDLIOCK , Eng. & Supt. a. r. N. SADLKH , Asst. Eng it , w. DIAMOND , A st. Secy MISSOURI VALLEY BRIDGE AM IRON WORKS OFFICE AND WORKS LEAVEWOIITII , KAXSAS. Mau'fg'a and BolIJero ot Wrought Iron , Steel , Howe Truss and Combination BRIDGES For Railroads and Highways Turn Tables , Draw Spans , ROD Truiior , I'lcrs and Sub structures. ' ! Tollock lns'ey,2iie , ) [ PROPRIETORS A. McLOuth , Agent. U. A. Wise , " Please seed us notlco of nil brUgo work to let. Correspocileneo solicited from eoglnccra and bii on tractors. LARGEST STOCK OF WINDOW CLASS IN THE WEST ; . vsr ESTIMATES ON PLATE CLASS GIVEN. 103. OFFICEIl , W , H , M. PUSH Officer < & Pusev. Council Bluffs , Iowa. Established , - 1865 Dealers in Foreign nnd Domestic Exchange nd IlomdSecurities. J. L. DzBEVGISH. Ion Ticket Agent , No. 507 Broadway Council Bluff * . Railway Time Table , COUNCIL BLUFFS , The following are the times of the arrival and de * lartoro ol ( rains by central standard time , al thi ooal depots. Trains leava transfer depot ten mln ites earlier r.nd arrive ten minutes later , DBrART. ARBIVI. KUCAOO and RORTITWUTIIIT , 9:25 : A Ji Mall and Express 80'r : u 2iO : r 11 Accommodation 4(0 : ( r u 6:30 : r u Express 0.06 A u CIHOIOO AID kOCK I8USD. 1:26 A u Uall and Express 8.6S r M : ! 5 A K Accommodation 6:16 : v M i:30 r U Express 8.CO A u CmaAOO , U1LVADKX1AKD ST , fAVh 1:207 : * u Mall and Express 6:50 : r M i:26 : r u txpreat 0.05 A H onioioo , BDRLuaro * AUD quiBOT , 1:60 A Hall and Express 7:10 : r u H r Accommodation 2.00 ! , 15 r Kxpreui S.50A K WAsisu , ar. uicis AMD ncirio. ! ; 10 p U Local Bt. Loull Kxprew Local SOOpu Traniler " lf TransUr 8:20 : y M 7:43 : r u Local Cblot'O & Et L Kxp Local 8.50 A u 7:85 : ru Irnufcr " " " " Tranifcr 0.96 A M SLAjrsAa an , BT , ; oi AHD OOUBOIL nam. \0W > A u Mail and Expreja AM : r M 8:15 : r U Express 0.25 A u sionx cm AMD ricmo. ro A u Mall for Bloux City 8 M r M riO ; r u Expreia for Bt I'.ul 9:26 : A u f.MOs' rmiric. 11:00 : A v Dtnrer Kxpresj i 35 r u 1:06 : r u IJncoln I'an O'a & R V 285pu 7:65 : r u Ot erJand fxprcra S.W A u EVUMr TRAINS TO OUA1IA , teavo Council Blufls 0 55 7:55 9.30 JOM : llW : a. in. a- 0-iSO-8.80-4M-5ll6- : : - 11:15 : p.m. Leava pmahi 025 7:25 : e:60j : Jo flARPl JJtSkJjtfCPJLi BROS tOm Wf Curtains , Oil Cloths , Window Shades , Linoleums , Mattings , UPHOLSTERYGOODS r Rugs , Etc. , Etc. Careful Attention Given to Ou of Town Orders , Upholstery and Drapery Work a V Specialty , Oar Block la the Largest in the f est end ia being continually replenished by all tl o lavoat and choicest novoltlea. 405 Broadway Council Biufls LIVK To work Ufa and Accldvut Inurancefor aitronz New York LOinpany , In vrery town in Nebiaikt. and Iowa U'-cJ ccmoilMlOato woiktri. Addrtw T. C. W1LCOX It CO. ,