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A BUSY LITE ENDED ,
The Dentil of Fruncln M. McDonngh
3 Ycstcraoy MornlnK A Urlcr .
Sketch.
Francis AI. McDonagh. who has boon
sinking slowly for the past two weeks ,
dlod tit half-past eight o'clock
yesterday morning nt his
rcitdonco on Eighteenth nnd
Chicago atroots. Ho wixa aurronndod by
Friends and members of the family , am
tils passing away was so easy nndpalnlos
that the approach of death was hardly
discernible.
Mr , McDonsgh has been suffering fo
the past year and a half from a disease
which has existed with a variety olmodIG
cations , tut which a probably correc
diagnosis had determined to bo cancer o
the stomach. About two months ago ho
went to Now York , desiring to consul
tome of the prominent physicians of thn
stain with roseroncoto his casa. Modi
oal advice availed him nothing , Inwovor
and ho returned two weeks ago In a con
dltlon of health worao than before ho
went east. Since that time ho han boon
sinking rapidly , during the past few day
being lu a state of unconsclouonenj mos
of the tlnio.
The burial nrrangcmonta ore not ye
complete , bnt the funeral ceremony wll
probably take place Sunday r.ftornoon.
Francis M. MoDonagh wan born in
Longhroo , county Gal way , Ireland , li
1839. At the early ago of thirteen ho ha <
completed the national school course a
hia native town , being particularly dlstln
gnishcd an a mathematicianand at one
entered the field of journalism. HI
early contributions , In the shape o
etorios , sketches and poems , wore pub
luhod In the London Fenny Journal
the Dublin Mngnzlno and other leadln
periodical * , and his clear cut , pungon
writings soon gained him n promlncn
position in the profession. His earning
from this nonrco wore sufficient to carr
him through a course In the Dublin agri
cultural collegennd thus ho became thor
oughly versed in scientific farming , a
well as botany , astronomy and medicine
At the ago of nineteen ho loft Irclam
for this country and at different time
was connected with the Now York Free
man's Journal , and the Tlmos and Tola
graph of the metropolis. His thoroug
knowledge of foreign history , and h !
aptitude as a nowegatherer nm
condenser gained him distinguish
recognition on thosepapers. . Drlftin
west at the breaking out of the war , h
secured a position on the stiff of th
Chicago Times , and was ono of the stur
dy defender * of that piper when It wa
raided by a mob for ita utra-socesalo
sentiments. Coming to Omaha lu 1SG5
ho took charge of the city department o
the Herald , which Blurted the followin
year , and by his pains-taking , thoroug
and racy pictures of these lively days o
Omaha soon gave that paper a "habita
tion and name. " Leaving Omaha i
1868 ho was sucsesslvoly connected wit !
the press of St. Joseph and St. Louis
and was ono of the pillars of the Slonz
City Times , storied in 1870 by Oharle
Collins. Near the close of that year , in
company with P. F. O'Snlllvan , prosen
proprietor of the West Point Progress
ho started the Dakota City Mall. Ho
was chief clerk of the house o
the eight legislature of Nebraska , in
1871 , and after the adjournment of tha
body sold his interest in the Mall one
started the Nebraska Watchman , a
Plattsmouth/ Here ho remained six
years , removing the paper to Omaha in
1879 , where ho has since continued to
publish it.
Mr. McDonagh was a thorough news
paper man , capable of filling "creditably
any department. A crisp , caustic and
vigorous writer , vorood In all tbo practi
cal sciences , a voracious render of works
of that nature , and a theological disput
ant against whom many a pulpit lance
was vainly hurled , ho possessed the na
tural and practical elements of hia profos
slon to high dogreo. A man of strong
attachments , ho made and held warn :
friends in every walk and vocation o ;
life , ' while wrongdoers and social hypoc
risies often felt the sting of his vigorous
pen.
pen.The deceased was married In St.
Joseph , Mo. , in 18G8 , to Miss Maria
Lyaaght , trho , with a family of five
children , survives.
" WHERE IS BEVERID&E ?
Detective "Williams Snjs that Ho
Knows Everybody Mum and
Glum.
0. 0. Boveridgo la not In Omaha. The
clover bank owindler Is still at largo
roaming , no ono knows exactly whore ,
Among the corn-stalka of Kansas. However -
over , J. A. Williams , the star dotectlvo
has arrived , and la dealing ont sweet con-
eolation in mammoth chunks to the Icca
detectives , police authorities and bank
officials , for the iorrlblo diaappointmon
of the non-arrival of the confidence
Thursday night Williams or
rh 6 , as per previous an
nooccoment , on the Miaaour
PaelGo train. He was met at the depot
by Mcstrs. Tarnball and Emory. When
Mr. W. palled them to one eldo and con-
3denilly informed tnom that ho had not
brought Bevorldgo with him , bat bad sim
ply co'r&o to Dinahs with tbe idea of pro
curing vteqaUltlons and "spiking" the
9500 r&vraid , tbe dlcappcintment of the
reception committee was something pain
ful to behold. Emory Is juid to have
been suddenly " oized with a swooning
it while Xnrnbull stepped Audo and abed
a few texreibeforo ho could command tbo
composure to ask the ICansas dotectlvo
wbcther ho rould prefer to pat np at the
Paxton or iba Millard. Wlliioms in re
sponse to tnqairles fired at him In the
most liber * ! ifoahion , explilnod that he
did not know exactly where 'Williams
Tas , though bo thouRht ho ecold capture
ilm , after ho Lad got tbo matter of the
reward and tha irequliitlon pipers prop *
trly adjusted. That is , he tJboDght he
eould. Only some such ellgbt and net to
considered contingency as that Bevorldgo
might leave the rloialty of Harner'Iian-
M , and seek other parts , or that an
) mtha papar might fall Into hii hands ,
ould possibly frustrate his plans which
tad been well laid with referonca to the
award. ,
Mr. Williams was in the city yesterday
In close conference with the bank ofliclals
and with the detectives who are working
upon thin end of the case. All concerned
ira "mum" about the matter , and reply
with a doleful shako of the head to the
Inquiry "where is Beveridgo ? '
"Coinpr , " and "Con. " Men.
William Clifton and Frank Murphy
vero arrested by Officer Buokloy at 11 .
yesterday , juit RS they were about )
to go ever to Council Blnffc. It appears
that they era n brace of confidence men
who succeeded in swindling William Oon >
roy , n Innocent country ltd , in a very
novel way yesterday. Murphy and another
Doling man , both of thorn claiming to bo
itintcrs , met Oonroy and told him that
they would got him a situation In the
BEE ccmpceing locm to learn the trade
Conroy who has bctn in town since Mo
day night looking fcr work , was eve
joyed at this proposal , and , to use his ow
words , "commenced treating them jute
to got on the good eldo of thorn. " A
short tlino later , Murphy introduced the
young granger to Olifton , who pretended
to bo assistant foreman of the BEE com
posing room. The three soon bocntno
fast friends , and before Oonroy know
what ho was about Olifton had given him
on order on the foreman of the compos
ing room for $10 and taken in exchange
all the money of the lad. They soon
succeeded in shaking tbolr victim , who
wont Immediately to the BEE office and
discovered that "William Olifton , assist
ant foreman , " was a myth. The case
was reported to the police , and Officer
(
Buckley titre&tcd the swindling pair aa
stated.
iaU'1131'lKb.
has $60,000 iniurnnce , and the
companies nro discusaintr Iho feasibility of
placing a net under him when ho prenshcs.
An Alabama roan withdrew from the church
because his preacher refused to take a drink
with him , Alabama men nro fooluhly par
ticular ,
Rovhalist ( to young man loitering nonr the
door ) Are you seeking tor the Lord , young
man ? Young Man ( nervously ) Nee , I nm
spoking Miai Polly Smith , but I can wait
until the meeting is en or.
Tha old testament rovicrn bnve abandoned
"hell" nnd have put "eheol" in its plnco.
That's better. When you pronounce
"a-h-o-o-1" slowly it has n cool , swash sound
that is comforting. [ Fittsbutg Chreniclo
Telegraph.
Probably the best thing the Bible roviacra
have done IB tha throwing out of the request
of Job that hia adversary should write a book.
It baa long been recognized , even by dull people
ple , that there nro too many books , and that
the Bible should contain nothing encouraging ,
even in the remotest manner , their accumula
tion. [ Courier-Journal.
Parson Newman's pathetic little story about
prayer , brandy , faith , and baptism In Gen
eral Grant's case has been touched with the
frost of an emphatic denial by Drs. Sbrady
and Sands , who declare that they never gave
the general any brnudy nnd have no knowl
edge of the other alleged occurrences described
by the parson , It will take a little brandy to
brace Mr. Nbwmun up if ho gets knocked out
many more times.
Tha discussion of religion Is often conducted
with warmth. Years ngo.eays the Providence
Telegram , John Rowland , tbo barber , who
was a violent Unitarian , got into a contro
versy with ono of his customers , who was an
Episcopalian. Finally Mr , Llowland said :
"Who arc you that knows BO much more than
the rest of us ? " "Who nin I ? " said his aged
opponent with bis face covered with soap
lathjr , "Why , I nm n humble , praying
Christian , you d n heathen you. "
The revision of the Oil Testament has re
vived the hopes of some paoplo who expect to
have things smoothed for them all through
this life. It was this interesting fact that In
duced Shuttle to attend church yesterday.
"How did you like the aersom ? " inquired n
friend as he passed out nf the vestibule.
"Never was so disgusted in my life. Why ,
the man took 'Thou ehalt not steal' ' for his
text " "That's a good text. " "It'a the same
old text. I thought the new version would
read , 'Thou shalt not compromise for twenty-
five cents on the dollar. " [ Hartford Post.
Tha Itev. Dr. Simmons was examining ono
of hia Chinese candidates for baptism the
other day.nnd was anxious to discover whether
or not .tho catechumen fully understood the
Christian dotrino of love and forgiveness :
"It you were attacked on the street , " ho
asked , ' by one of the bad men who per a e en to
you nnd call you names , and if ha wore to
throw n brick at you nnd it should cut your
head and make the blood flow down your face
would you love that man ? " The Chinaman
answered as quick as a flash , "I would love
the man ; but I'd hate the brick , " The doc
tor thouiht that was eminently catisfactury.
[ New York Tribuno.
AN ENIOMOLOGIOAJj BIIEAIC-
FASX.
Prof. Kllcy Hats the Cicada And
I'ral&cs Its Flavor.
A gentleman who had an engagement
with Prof , lliley called at his house in
Washington the other morning and found
the entomologist alone in his dining room
reading the morning papers as ho finished
a late breakfast. 4'0omo right in here , "
said the Professor. "I want an unpreju
diced opinion about a litilo matter , " ( aud
to the servant : ) "Bring In gomo hot ones. "
The visitor , dcspito the face that ho had
breakfasted , was Induced to seat himself
at the Ublo.and was served with a spoon
ful of dark brown objects like very small
Fried oysters. Ho eyed them euaplcloua-
ly a moment , having discovered bonoith
the crust of bread crumbi a laminated
back something like that of a very small
shrimp.
"Wlut do you call il ? "
"The clcadc. They ought to have been
cooked In "
"WhatI bugs ? "
'No ! no I not bugs , only the cicada
miscalled the 17-year locust. Don't bo
afraid of them. They are only the
qnlntotconco of vegetable juices , and
everything in nature foods upon thorn
ravenously. "
Thereupon the host took ono , bit It in
two , munched and swallowed It with an
appearance of relish. The guest shut his
oyou , and attempted to bolt a whole
cicada , The objoot crushed in his mouth
and proved to bo little lso than a delicate
shell , but its flavor was found to bo fa :
From dfsigroEabio.
"All its juices were absorbed In the
bitter , " aald the Professor explanatorily ,
Neither the Professor nor his visitor
was able to liken the flavor to anything
which was familiar , but ( hey agreed in
jio opinion that , prejudice overcome , the
clcadu would be esteemed a rare tld-dit
rare , as it requires 17 years to ripen , and
; hat it might take rank with frogs' legs ,
jiidt * nests , shad rco , and white bait.
"I cpent an hoar last night. " said the
test , "gathering them , and they were
very beautiful when fresh. I took thorn
ust aa the pupa bee an to break. They
were creamy white and plampand looked
; oed enough to eat raw , bnt I didn't vtn-
are. I think these should have been
tawoi inatead of fried stewed in milk ,
; presume they would bo nearly as good
as grasshopperr , "
"Do you eat grasshoppers ? "
"Certainly. I oneo ate nothing else
or two dtyc , and I found them delicious
when properly cooked. This Is only on
xperlment , of course , bnt my eating of
grasshoppers had a practical object in
low. The Inucta had eaten nearly
verythlng In a large region of country ,
nd many families were on the verge cf
ihrvfttion. "
The Dyspeptic ] Clerk.
Clerks In the stores of mtrchanta who
o not advertise should occasionally moyo
boat tbo store for ozerclte. Otharwlso
iiey will suffer from dyfnapsii from ibo
sck of something to do. The wor t
ises of dyspepsia are reached and cured
y Brown's Iron Bitters. Mr. L. Thorn-
on , Warrenton , N. 0 , , says : ! used
irowu'a Iron Blttora for djspopala , and
ionildor it the greatest remedy known. " '
Ho Want * to Sco It , Too ,
"My ton , avoid
This road to vice
Lett some day you might love It ;
Be wise and take
Your pa's advise ,
I've seen the folly of it"
"Pop ! right yon are ,
I3ut boys like we ,
Are smarter than were you ;
Besides , dear pop ,
I want to see
The folly of It , too. "
til. 0. Dodge.
Tlio Glories nf June.
Now fold away your roller-skate ,
Put ulsters in the chest.
Pack camphor in your sealskin sack ,
Get out your linen vest.
The mercury's exceedingly high ,
The clam Is quite the style ;
The festive broker oa the struct.
Now sports a spotless tlio.
The troutlot swimmeth in the rill ,
The wormlot spcakoth not ,
For ho feels the angler nnd his hook
Mayhap are on tin spot.
The tramp rejolceth in the ehad-
Y seats of Central Park ,
And Coney's Isle is crowded with
The lovers of the dark ,
-Puck.
BoardotYi Soliloquy ,
How switt the hours of Bleep glidaby !
I hear the aparrows shinning ,
The orange peddler's rcrceching cry
Proclaims the day'a beginning.
Once morn to dross I runt begin ,
The sun thlncs out hi splendor ,
And I hoar the thud cf the rollinc-ptn
That makes the bee'ateak tender.
[ Boston Courier.
AVmnplsli "Ways.
The bugiruuip comes wlen the hour is late
To the pane where the light 13 shining ,
And the hugwump stands nt the garden gate
Ills arm the maid entwining.
The drugwump waits for the itoilthy wink
The brand demonlnntlng ,
And the jugwump gayly takes a drink
From his jug whtlo hit hook he's baiting ,
The pugwump klcses tin nose of her pet ,
And folds him to her bosom ,
And tbo mugwump wafts for his office yet ,
And well wo must eiciue him.
[ Boston Courier.
DttOPS.
A man Is of ton railed a bartender when !
reality ho Is a bar tough ,
A bridge should novei be condemned uutl
it has been tried by its piers ,
"Wo meet to part _ no more , " said the bold
headed man to his hairbrush.
Very few peopla like to do good by etoaltl
although there is considerable stealing going
on ,
The number of mulct attached to n bean
denotes the respectability of n funeral at III
Janerlo.
All animals have the'r good points , but f )
abundance of the same none can compote wit
the porcupine.
"It's strange , " Baid Farmer Furrow , "tha
n hen takes her food by the pock and is no
considered a hog , "
Polonious was the first Polo player. II
was put out by Hnmlei who called him n ra
[ New Orleans Picayune.
"Which way ? " asks Ingorsoll. Better tak
the star route , colonel , is you nro most famil
inr with it.-St. [ Paul Globe.
"Rents are high this rear , " sadly murmuro
the tramp ns he borrowed n pin with whic
to hold his coat tail together ,
An exchange says : "Mountains have n <
eyes , but we'vo eeen a mountaineer. " I
without eyes , how con mountains peak ? '
"Man Is born to rule the world , " says
philosopher. Yea , but sometimes ho becomes
a school teachor. and then ho whirls the rule
Instead of "brave as n lion , " nn expression
heretofore in common ust , would it not bo a
good idea to employ tbo simile "bold as n
beoi ? "
The facetious tailor now advertises
"Spring pants. " This is not surprising
when ono considers how hard winter
died.
died.A
A Pennsylvania barber Is alllicted , it is
said , at intervals , with loss of speech , I
must be between the viiits of customers when
ho is thuj n ( Fee ted.
A Connecticut man is dead from bis bones
having turned to chalk. People cannot be too
careful in regulating the amount of milk they
drink in this world.
Lightning knocked a mule and a negro un-
couEcious in a field near Americus a tew days
ago. Tha mule was the first to recover.
[ Macon ( Ga. ) Telegraph.
The meanest man yet has been discovered
in this city Ho rides ia line horse cars with
his leps crossed and wants to pay half fare
because only one of hia feet ia on the tloor.
[ Boston Post.
"Wish you'd feed your horse before ho
comes out. " "Eh why hang it , What do
you mean ! " "He's always trying to eat my
boots. He evidently thinks there's coma
chance of getting n little corn , "
The report that 700 persons had been pou
oned by eating Ice cream at Tallulah Falls ,
G.i. . and that seventy were unconscious and
would die , was untrue. This is the season
when reports of that kind got started.
The boy wanted to go in swimming. "But ,
my son , " said tlio anxious parent , "swimming
Is unhealthy. It was only this morning that
you were complaining of a piln in your stem
ach. " "That's so , pa ; but I know how to
swim on my back. '
"I say , Longahot , whero'n the Irleh setter
you hunted with last season ? " "Oh , I had tc
ehoot him , good dog ; cost me $5 when a pup. "
"What was the matter with him ? " "Hydro
phobia , worst way. " "Surt ? " "Yes ; howled
and had fitn every time n milk wagon passed
tbe house , "
"Well , Isaucs , when nro you going to pay
me the ten dollars I loaned you ever a year
ago ? " queried Mr , O'Dpnoghuo to n little
hairy debt eroding Polish Hebrew. "Mein
Gott , MIsther O'Donoggy , " responded Isaacs ,
eppealirjgly , while waving his right hand ir
the air , Bam'l ' of Poaen fashion , do you take
me for a prophet1
According to an English authority a list o !
"drinks" for the London season includes the
lollowing beverages ; Corpto revivers , flash ol
lightning , n-la-ba-zaun , Hip flap , gin and
tansy , black strlpo , locomotive , neap of com.
fort , gin fizz , rattlesnake , UdieV blush , stone
fence nnd sherry bluib ,
Mrs. Brown recently advertise ! for a French
cook and was surpriied to receive n call from
nn applicant of dcldedly Hibernian appear
ance , "You were bora In the northern part
of France , I presume , " said Mrs. Brown.
' Not exactly. " replied the applicant. "I
came from a little island just off the coast. "
"What's the matter , JTom ? " exclaimed a
dozen sympathizing friends. "Matter } "
blurted out the Texan , who imagined every ,
body roast have heard of his misfortune.
"Matter ? Why , I have lost 810,000-twlco
the pay of a member of this home on the
races yesterday. Matter , preat Scott ! " "It's
too bad , Tom. but then " "Yet , and the
worst of it is , " added Col , Ochlltree , savagely ,
" 910 of it was in oiah. "
They were telling some pretty tough
stories , and presently his turn came. "Yin , "
he began , cleanup his throat , "people lose
their lives sometimes in the fooliihest sort o *
way , I recollect an Irishman , poor fellow ,
who , who , some years ago sat down on what
be s'posed was a krg o1 black sand to smoke
bis dudeen. After fintshln' his fust pipe he
got up an' ' knocked the live ashes right into
the bee. " "Many killed besides him ? " asks
ibrenthless listener. "Mtny what ? ' ' "Killed
-blown up. " "O , there wasn't ' no ex
plosion ; mithln' explottvo 'bout bltck
wud.1
When l ! by wu elck , we gave her Cattorta ,
When alia was a ChU J , ahe cried fur Coetorla ,
When she became lllsj , ahu clang to Casturia ,
Plkon i lie bad Children , ebo gave tUem C toria
A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE
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Cold * . IlronchltK ( \MioonlnicCongh ,
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IfccllotisofthflTliront * nl Lung * .
1'rlco BO cents ft bottle. Sold by DrncBlnts nnrt DeM-
cm. J\irtlr * unable la Inilnce thttrdealer to tiromptlv
gtt ( I/or Mr m if 111 reeetre two bottle > , Erprtnctiaren
jxiU , tv ntmltny ont aollar to
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Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other > ' jc
lions ol Throat , Skin or Bones , Blood Pohii t\y ,
r.ld Sores and Ulccrn , ro truttt * uh unpin"-
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Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Exceti ,
Exposure or Indulgence. Meh rro < icc rocu or u-i
Mlo'lnj rflectn nertoct-itcf , dcUUlr , dlruiu < i ot t't'J
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ofclvlnglmmediate rellelln
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without Shoulder Brace , $1.CO
.aCH , with Shoulder Draco.
imuloof llneCoiitll.douhlestilclied 3.00
Nurslntr , without Shoulder Brace , 1.75
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Highly recommended by the leading
Modistes , tlio Fashionable. Dressmakers nnd
the most eminent Physicians In the United
States and Europe. Circulars free.
LEWIS SCHIELE & CO. ,
Bol0 Owner * of Patrnt ftaj nnur rturrrff ,
300 1IUOAUWAY , NUW YORK ,
CHARLES H. PATCH
1517 Douglas Street , Omaha ,
And leading houses everywhere.
METAL POISON.
I am a coppemnUh by trade , and the small par.
Iclcs ol bran and copper from filing got Into torei on
my arms and poisoned m ; whole nvitcm. Mercury
dmlnUtered brought on tlxifamtUm.aijil I became
bclpleai Invlid. 1 took two dozen bottles ol Swllt'i
Ipeciflo. Ujr lK'i armi and hands are 'l ' right ( c ln.
uae them without pain. Uy ristorallon la due to
. 8. S. 1'CTBU r. I/JVB.
Jan. V. IBSe. Auguita , aa.
Malarial Poison.
We have uiedUwlft'iBprclflc Incur family M aa
ntldoto ( or malarial polacn lor two or tbree years ,
ndnave never Known It to ( all In a alngle Initanoo.
W.O. FDBLOW ;
Bumpier county , Oa. , Bept. 11,18t.
Ulcers.
For six or eight years I suffered with ulcers en mv
[ ghtleg , I was treated with Iodide ot I'otawlum
nd Mercury , and I became lielples Blx bottlw ol
wl't'irpcclflomadr ' a permanent cure
Feb. 23,18SG. U 1 > .Wiuoi , OalnetTllleOa.
Stallion , Jack , Sheppard Jr ,
Will etand lor itook at Omaha fair grounds the
laaonol 1R8C. Ueil 18) ) lunJi h i < h , weight 1286
U , bit lire JACK SIISITAED | i lull brother In LI pod to
) BXTIR Z.ITt , al(0 to DlCTATORthe Biro Ol JiV.ETB SBl
10,1' LUH , 2,11 } and DIBICTOB S1T. ; Call at tbe
vlr crtuuda and aee him and get iila peMerto la
lull , term > 825 far tbe tcuon. A. I110U30N.
Deal Estate
213 S , 14th STREET ,
BET.'FARNAM AND DOUGLAS.
Have a large list of inside business and resi
dence property , and some of the finest suburban-
property in and around the city.
Wo have business property en Cnpilol Aveime , Dodge ,
Douglas , Faiunni , Hnrney , Howard , 9th , lOtb , 13th nnd
Itilh sreets.
Wo have fine residence property on Farnam , Douglas ,
Dodge , Davenport , Chicago , Cass , California streets , Sher
man , St .Marys and Park Avenues , in fact on all the best
re&idence sheets. We have property in the following ad
ditions.
Hawthorne ,
MiUard& CaldweU's
Lakes ,
Elizabeth Place
E.V. Smith's ,
Horbacli's.B
Patrick's ?
Parker's ,
Gise's ,
Nelson's ,
Godfrev's ,
Lowe's ,
lOrkwood ,
College Place ,
Park Place ,
WalnurfSHilL
West End ,
Reed's First ,
McCorniick's ,
Kountz & Ruth's ,
Impr'nt Association
Wilcos ,
Burr Oak ,
Isaac < & Seldon's >
Hansconi's
West Omalia ,
Grand "View ,
Credit Foncier ,
3 ountz' First
Kountz9 Second ,
Kountz' Third ,
Kountz9 Fourth ,
Syndicate Hill ,
Plainview ,
Hill Side ,
Tukev § cKevsors ,
Thornburg ,
Clark Place ,
Mvers Sc iRichards ,
Bovcls ,
And ail the'other Additions to the
City.
Adjoins the stockyards property in South Omaha
These lots are aold at $100. They are nicely lo
cated and will make convenint , cheap , and de-
sirabIG homes for the employes of the stock
yards and packing honses.
Tukey $ k Keysors Sub-division
Located in West Omaha , two blocks south of Leavenworth fltreofc , w
fine location acd the cheapest lots in Omalm.JJ125 ; for inside lota and
5150 tor comers ; terms § 10 down , balance 85 pur mouth ; dent fail to
see those if you want a bargain.
Kirkwood.
"We have a few lots left in Kirkwoo3 addition , which wo offer at low
I.riccs , terms 25 down balance $10 per month , These lots are on high
level ground and are desirable.
Hawthorne.
This addition is more centrally located than any other now addition
near the best Schools m the city. All the streets are being put to grade
the grades have neon established by the city council , and is very desira
ble residence property , only 15 blocks from Post office , prices lower than
adjoining cdditions for nhome or investment. These lots cannot bo
beaten.
Fen BALE-Lot on Davenport with fine
house , $2,000.
FOR BALE Full lot 21st and Clark street , 6
room house , 82,300.
FOR BALK Beautiful acre lot in Glso's add ,
$1,200.
FOR SALE- ! lot on Chicago street between
13th and 14th , (2,600.
KKADTII'CL lots corner F rnam and 20th
street cheap.
FOB SALB-Lots InWalnut hill , 8200.
Fen BALI- } lot with G room house 21st
street easy payments , $2,000 ,
Fen SALE Lot 23th and Farnam street ,
good property , 31COO.
FOR BALE- } aero on California , east of
Sacred Heart ; house , bara , an1 cittern , cheap
only 81.600
FOB BALE Lots la Hanscom place each ,
8COO.
8COO.FOR
FOR BALE 109 feet front on 16th stroet.with
mail house Juit south of Hartmon School , on
ly 81,700.
FOR BALE Full lot and D room bouse comer
llth and Oastellar , 82'100. '
FOR BALE Lot and 2 bouses 18th aud Nlch.
olis 85,000.
We will Jurnisli conveyance free to any
part oftlie city to show property to our friends
and customers , and cheer/ully i/iue informa-
lion reyardin Omtilia Property.
Those who liave "bargains to offer or wish
property at rfJtaryain , are invited to see us.
Bedford < fe Souer ,
Real Estate Agents
213 S , 14th Si , bet. Farnam & Douglas