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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (June 3, 1885)
SPECIAL NOTICES HOTlCE.-Spodal a vtrtlMDientl , Itifl as toil Found , To Loan , Fet Bate , To Rent , Wants , Board Ing , etc. , will b Inserted In this column al thi Ion late ol TEN CENTS FKH LINK lot the fint InMttloi xnd T1TK CENTS PKH LINK foi eanh tnbe qn nl rtlon. tcavB advertls m n i at ont offlet , Ho , rtarl Street , neat Cro dwav WAHTB. TXT ANTED Roard and room for gent atd wlft In a ttrletly private Umllr , near the Mctho. Oltt church. Addreis II. Bir.offlcf. 'ANTED Homo with 4 ; o f ) roomi. No chid , ren , Addrsss ? , Dee offlco. T7\pll \ BALE Team of largo blnck Mattes , suitable JL1 fcr farm or heavy work In city. Ono i car's time on sttltfactory security. Horace Everett , Cou.cll Bluffs. Iowa ANTKD-Flrit-clasi c ko baker at Smith t Locrckt'f , 623 Main ( trect , Council Illuff * . WANTKO-A. nrit.cfft'i'TookTTrtho Ctcston House , Council Blnlt * . IT < OII IttcnT House , 7 roomi and 2 halls , corner Jj Harmonv and Beaten Sta. Apply 816 Oarrlsiu C t * "Vi AN'18 TO TilAUii-Uood Iowa or Nebraska T t land for a small stock ol hardwire or general merchandise , well located. SWAN k WAi.mil. Ti > OR SaLK A rarochancotogct a flno , well 1m- JL' proved ( arm ot 400 acres , within a tew miles ol Council Uludi , at a bargain. Low price and easy terms. HWAX & WALUR T01l 8ALK AgoodpaIr > K hotel property with -L' livery itablo , In one ol the best small towns In western Iowa will cell with or without furniture , or will trada for n small ( arm with stock etc. . SWA ? ) & WAl.RHHi TOH HALK land's Improved aad unimproved , J ? If you want a ( arm In western lovra , Kansas Hobriska or Dakota , Ictus heir ( rom you. SWAN a WALKSO. TjlOH HAUK Alaruo number o ( business and resi- Jt ? denoo lots In all parts of Council lllnCTs. See us before you buy. SWAM & WALKKR. B \VU BALB-Partleswlshlnstobuy cheap lets to build on can buy on monthly payments of ( rom tO 10. BWAMftWALKBH T7IOK UKNr Wo will rent } ou a lot to build on J ? wfth the pritllago to buy If you wUh on very llbcralterm . SWAN & WALKKB. i < OH UALU Houses. Lots aioO Land. A. J. Jb Htephenron , 603 First nrcnuo. JbW A 1-KL ) Loaym Council Blum o taut W TniBlI. led by carrier at only twenty In a week. FOR FXcttANcm-N.i. 183 , 10,000 acres land ten milestouth ol Sidney , Neb , , for Cornell Blufla property. No. Icr. A good steam flonrlnK ml" In Cedar Co , Iowa , for n stock of general merchandise or hard- are , rtluo JOCOO , No. 153 Hotel property In Taybr Co. , Iowa , for gecd firm property , value 1,000. Ni'l 0. Iiind In Hall and Lincoln Cos. , Nob. , for Council UlufTi propel ly. No 101. Pine Improved farm for cheap western and. and.No No , 10\ Ono of the best farms In Pottawittamte county , Iowa , < 00 acres for wild Kansas or Nebraska and. and.No. . 109. Hotel in Pueblo. Col. , woith S0.COO , for Iowa , Ktnra * , or Nebraska land In par and long tlmo on baUnco , No. 171. Good farm , for stock ot goods or bard * ware. ware.No. . 172. Wild lands In Rooks Co. , Nob. , for Block ot dry goods. No. 175. House and lot In Clarlnda Page Co. , Iowa , for Nebraska or Iowa lin-t ; value $1,80 ; . No. 177. Hotel In ona ot Uaitota'a bolt towns , value $0,000 , lor stock of drugs lor part and lind Improved or unimproved. No. 178. Bpleadld bargains In Kleth Co. , Nob. , wild land for lands In western Iowa or gocd stock ofdrugior hardware. No. 18) . A hall Interest In a Hret-cUaa plow works , well located , for lands vilued $3,500. No. 182. 200 icre Improved farm In CisaCo. , Iowa also ono tn Pala , Alto Co , , ot 31E , for stock of goods. No. 183 , btoro buldlng and stock ot general merchandise , In a lUo western town fur wettern and , Improve- unimproved , valua 814,600. And hundreds of other special rxcbango bargains or particulars , call and BOO or wrlto to Curtains , Oil Cloths , Window Shades , Linoleums , Mattings , m Rugs , Etc. , Etc. Caieful Attention Given to On of Town Orders , Upholstery and Drapery Work a Specialty. Our stock Ia the Largest i tlie and ia being continually replenished by nil the latest and choicest novelties. 405 Broadway Council Biufls TOR BALI BY S. A. PIERCE,1. 100 Mam bt. , Council Uluffa Iletall Daot and Shoe store where big bargains can vi ays be found. Omaha National Bank , U. S. DEPOSITORY. J.H. MILL ARD , WMSWALLAQ President Caahls K ( > 8500,000. Flro and Burglar l"roof Snfoo Fir rent at from 15 to & 0 per annum. s L M.WtM PIUZEIBO,000. "We d < > hereby certify that IM tuperviit the ar ntngementifw all the Monthly and Semi Annua Dta\cinj of the Loultiana State Lttteru Company ant in perton manaqe and control tne l > ra\finjt \ thtmittvti , and that the tame are conducted in/A hontityfaimen and in good faith toward all far- tin , ana ue authorize the company to un thil cer tificate , withfae-timilet of our tignaturu attached in itt adctrtitemcnts. ' COMMISSIONERS. UNPRECEDENTED ATTA ACTION. OVER HALF A MILLION DIITIUBUTED. Louisiana State Lottery Company Incorporated In 1863 for 25 years by the legislature for educational and charitable purposes with a Mcltal of ? 1,000OCO-to which a reserve funjol ovei H60 000 has slnco been added. Dy ac overwhelming popular vote Its franchise was made a part ot the present state constitution adopted December SJ. A. 1) . 1879. Hi orand tingle number drawings take place monthly. It never scales or postpones. Look at the following distribution. 181st Grand Monthly and iho EXTRAORDINARY SEMI-ANNUAL DRAWING In the Academy ol Music , New Orleans , Tuesday , Juno 10,1830 , under the personal supctvlslon and management of Ocn. a. T. UKAUllEOAKD , of Louisiana , and Oon. JUDAL A EAKLN , of Virginia. CAPITAL PRIZE $150,000 * 2TNotico. Tickets nro Ton Dollars only. Haves , § 5. Filths , $2 , ' .Tenths , § 1. LIST OF rRIZKSI 1 CAPITA ! , PRIZE OF..8160,000 fuo.ooo 1 GRAND ITUZK OF DO.COO 50.0CO 1 do Ho . 20.COO 20,000 , . 10,000 20,000 4 do do . . fi.COO 20,000 SOPrliouof , . 1,000 20,000 EOPrltotof 6CO 25,000 1001'rlicsof SOO 80,000 200Prlzc4of 200 40,000 ' OOO'Prliceof 100 00,000 lOOOrrlioBof CO 66,000 AITHOXTMATION riUIM. 100 Approximation Prizes ol $200 . . . . 20,000 100 do do 100. . . . 10.COO 100 do do 75. . . 7.MO 2270 Frizes , amounting to ? 522,6CO Application lor rates to clubs shonld bo made only to tnooOloo of the Company In Now Orleans , For further Information write clearly giving fa address. POSTAL NOTES , Express Money Orders , or Now York Exchange In ordinary letter , Currency by Express ( all sums of ( S and upwards at our ex pense ) addressed , M. A.DAUPITIN Or M. A. DAUPHIN , New Orleans , I * . 007 Seventh St. , Washington D. C. Make P 0. Money Orders payable and address Registered Letters to NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK Now Orleans La. -t-THB lvm-.T > CCTRE8. + - a * uJ InusoSOywiri. Special I'rracrlptlomof \ncminont Physician. Simple , Safe and Sure. USToppnrvnrAijnog. CURES. . . . . * * My"- . . . . f lUnrJlUlb Wl VJ11V W * " * * - 9 fr lleentory.GriplnZnilioasColio . ; ClioleraMorbns. Vomiting . AJ CounliB , Cold. lironchilii. . . . . 1 riKln , Toothache. Fn cancho. . . . 4.1 IloailachoJ. Sick I leiiichn , Vortlco .U.I Mj-spopsln.Blllnuabtomnrh. . . . . . . . . , 3 Huppreijuca orl'atnfulPoriodg .ii3 Whltos.too Vrofnuo Periods. . . .23 Croup. 6outh.l > imcultiireathlmr. . . . .33 14 Halt llUouru , Erysipelai. Lruptlons . 'M 10 Illicumut Ism. llneurnallo I'cina. . . . .31 in F vemndAc . Chills , Malaria. . . . . .31M 17 l llosllinrtor ! le dinfj M ) IV Cittnnli , acuta or chronic ; Influenza .50 40 WUoopln ; ? Coiieti.VioIont CouRhs .00 24 CionoralJJebllltj-.rhys'lNVeiknoss .no 47 ICtdnoy lllscnto .ou ib Norrous KlIHty i.no Inn Urinary "IVcalcncsa , VTettlnR Hcd 10 | 3 Diat-rtsog of tlio Heart. Palpitation i.uu P E O | ELP S. Sold by DrucRintBiOr nt poetpald on price. Bond lor Dr. Ilmnpfm loRYTer jrfi-e.T-TA'ddresi , llUMl'IIHMVS' JU&Uclne Co. , 1UU 2/ultou St. , Kowl'orlt. without Shoulder Brace , $1.60 .iucN , with Shoulder Draco , ma Jo of line Coutll , double stitched 3.00 NurMiipr , without Shoulder Brace , 1.75 Abdominal , " " 2.0O nilHNcn' , lOtoHycars l.fio Vouug Xndlco' , 11 to 18 years a.00 niffhly recommended by the leading Modistes , the Fashionable ) Dressmakers and the most eminent Physicians In the United States nnd Europe. Circulars free. LEWIS SCHIELE & CO. , Sole Oirncrt of Patent anil JUnur.tlyrfn , 300 IHIOAIIWAY , NEW YORK. arou a-A-ZjE n-y CHARLES H. PATCH 1517 Douglas Street , Omaha , And leading bouses everywhere. EUROPE. COOK'S EXCURSION PAUT1ES sail from Now York In April , Uay , June and July by Bret claw iteimthlps. SPECIAL TOURIST TICKETS for INDIVIDUAL TRAVELERS at reduced rttos , by the beat reuto * 'ot ' pleaturo travel. c6oH'8 EXOUllSinNIST , with maps , contain full particulars ; by mall f or 10 ctnU TII03COOKS SON , 81 Brtidway , K. T , IM Deaiborn St. , Ohloa < o , Ills. satlDwm * H."S. ATWOOD . . , Plattsmouth , Neb. Breeder of thoroughbred and high grade Hereford and Jersey Cattle And Puroc end Jeraey lied Swine. "I ought to know tbont It , was tne re qiarlc ol a gentlenu a h'g ' companion 1 ptstlo ? the cxMbtto "Rldge'n Food" ai are cent fair. 'I ha\ reared live children o t. " 8u.li t itli.on ts Ihl , coming jc r ) I lime , Is btttertha ill argument ) , nidge b'ool etlll milntaln | th lead ai best suited o all rJa u ( ami coumiioiia of child U e. In can 860. Clc. . JJ.S6 and 81.78 Bold by DrujglsU Sec oWoclilch & 0 % , 1'aluirr , Him. , lor pamphle1 freeioonivriilnir rearlns ctchUdien. FIFTY YEARS AGO. _ - _ 4 aj 1 Battering ol ths Clans at an "Oli Vimim" The FcvorUh Excitement ot Expec tation The Lavish HospitMUy 'A Tlmo When Wcdilln's ' VV B Wcildln'a. " Now York Graphic. Fifty year * ago old Roanoke was In r feverish state of excitement ovoran oren which was dostlnod to nnlto the interest ) and estates of two cf the oldest and moo Influential families ia Virginia. Woolu in advance the clans had been gathering from the neighboring states to do honoi to the occasion , and when the day of the wedding arrived "Oakland , " the ancoitra homo of the btido , was taxed to its ut most to accommodate the nnmproua gnests. "Peyton Hall , " the adjoining estate , owned by a relative , also throw open its hospitable doors , nd was soon filled to overflowing by the wedding com pany that cnmo with big box , little box , bandbox and bundle. Cots were placed In parlors and libraries , pallets laid on every available floor , whllo each lounge and oofa had one or more occupants. In thoio days a wedding could not be an Impromptu affair , for the neil of "Old Vlrglnny" was not then , as It now Is , crossed and recreated by Innumerable railroads , and anppllos had to bo wagoned over hundreds of miles of territory. On this cession the confectionery and every thing which could not bo manufactured upon the plantation was brought from Richmond by canal-boat to Lynchburg and from thunca to Roanoke , u distance of several hundred miles , a week being consumed In the operation. Nothing IBB was talked of for months in advance , nd the old county was stirred to iti ontro , for naught S3 revolutionizes a onntry place as a wedding. The neigh boring forests paid their tribute in holly , nd the traditional mistletoe bcugh was usponded on high , under which , If and ictim was caught , she was compelled to lay the accustomed forfeit , which ould bo claimed by and Cavalier In the room so inclined. FHEPAniNO TOR THE FEAST. Chickens , ducks and turkeys , which tad been kept In fattening coops for nooks , lost their head , whllo rotund plgi , tvith apples in their mouths , looked lacldly upon the preparations for their onsutnptlon. Now gowns were given o the female servants , whllo the brass mttons on the livery of the males were irlghtenod to a startling degree. Old 'Uncle Bon" was the centre figure In bin last brigade , and the amount of I" " in ortanco with-M"-V"r " aTtllyfin , , , have doubled Itself uvua ouuuiea to on its occasion , and ho became a most renounced autocrat , dictating terms to Is own color and offering suggestions to Is master , who , as ho had been a faith- ul old butler for many years , listened to im with the utmost consideration. Oakland and Poyton Hall stoodsidp by ide. Each of these rich estates retained nd respected the traditions which had oen handed down from generation t ? enoration by these with whoso names bey were identified. Old landmarks vero c refully preserved ; old trees , lending bnncath the weight of years , wore jealously kept'in place by artificial means , while from the walla of the Im mense salons looked many generations In lowdered wig ? , rufllos and short clothes. 7ho owners of these estates were gentle men * of the "old Bohool , " chivalrous , lonorablo and high-toned ; quick to re sent an insult or to avenge a wrong and nst as quick to pardon an offense whcro loner was not Involved. They were of ; ho stock which gave to Virginia her Light-Horse Harry Lee , JohnKondolph , [ lobort E. Leo , and scores of others who lave mode that state f imous as the moth er of statesmen. Many a gay party of gentlewomen and gay cavaliers galloped down those avc- mes to the summons of the hunter's icrn calling them to a fox hunt or a doer chase , to return in the evening to a brill- ant ball or whist party , whore egg nog and hot apple toddy were the features of : ho evening , while the "antlera" or the "braih , " trophies of the day's sport , were prominent in the decorations. Preparations were made on the moit lav ish scale , and although all the accessories of the supper had to bo wagoned hun dreds of miles thu wedding Is ro'orrod to by octogenarians imd centenarians of the county as one of the finest over wit nessed In Old lloanoke. "Tnat waa a time when weddln's was weddln's , " re cently eald an old gray-haired servant ol the family who still retains a vivid recol lection of the event. i THE NICII1T OF THE WEDDING. When the night of the wadding ar rived thu clans Imd gathered from fai and near , and it is eafo to say that neves was there a more brilliant assemblage In old Roanoke county. Many of the guests came hundreds ol miles In private convoyances. There were no commodious hotels nor by where comfortable quarters could bo ob tained for man and beast , consequently the hospitality of both Oakland and Peyton Hall was severely taxed. At one tlmo sixty extra horses stood In the sta bles of Peyton Hall alone , a llko num ber also testing the corn bins of Oakland. Ool. William 0. Preston , the distin guished southern statesman , whose wil and eloquence added brilliancy to more than ouo presidential administration , drovoall the way from his homo In South Carolina , four In hand , whllo the ex press-wagon , containing the maids and valets of the party brought up the rear. Mrs. Floyd , the wife of Governor Floyd , also came driving four-ln-hand. In fact , this was the general styie it that time , and yet wo find that the people of fifty years ago wore quite aa tenacious in re. gard to theto matters as their descendant ! are to-day. Snuff-colored equlpagef mounted high In the air on Immense springs were en roglo. To attempt to descend from ono of these swinging con veyances was tantamount to joopordlzlnf a life insurance policy , for the frail stepi wiggled and tuined at every moment , and it required the skill of a tactician U ascend or descend without making a fain pai. pai."How well I remember that wedding' said a Virginia matron to me a few dayi ago. "I was only a child then at 'Pey ton hall , ' and children in these day were not as they are now , promlnen features of such oecaiiom , but 1 dlstlne4. ly recollect my old black mammy put ting a oloan apron on me , taking mo b ; the hand and showing mo all the nlc things , then promising if I'd bo a gooi girl that sho'd give me an orange the fol lowing day. " Think of a child in thi d y and generation being contented witl the promise of an orange the day after wedding ? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Relations of Color and Flavor , Mr. Emroett S. Goff records in th American Naturalist some Investigation ho has made to detormtno whether there may not bo K law of relation between thn color and Ihvor in f cults i\nd vegetables , Ho wai led to hii experiments by the ob < servotlon that In several fruits nnd vege tables , such as onions , currants , toma toes , nnd raspberries , white or light col ored flesh is accompanied by milder am more dollcito fhvor than oxlati In other varieties of the lame fruit or vegetable having n dark colored flesh ; also that Bjmo vegetables are "blanched" to glv < them n mnro delicate fUvor. The nsnn aim in improving the vitalities of fruits and vegetables Is to intensify the doiira bio qualities and eliminate the undcslra bio ones , It Is evident , therefore , Mr , Goff say * , that if the color of the flesh has relation to Its fl vor and tondarno SB , wo have a valuable Index In the work oi selection. If by whitening the flesh of a fruit wo can ollmlnotn acid and solidity , or If by darkening the flesh of another fruit , already too tender and insipid , In the same way vro can heighten its char acteristic fhvor and increase its firmness , wo have gained a now faculty in making the products of nature subservient to our wants. BIr. Goff supports his view by the citation of a numbpr of fruits and vegetables of pcculuritioj , and quotes descriptions by various authors , which appear to bo In agreement with It. " "orct Homed Ics. Hall's Journal of Health. Secret medicinal preparations may bo good , but they may bo iojarlous. The lyttem should bo discouraged. Partlcu- arly should mothers rafuso to give their children remedies the Ingredients cf which they and their physicians do not enow. Many remedies for children are absolutely dangerous. Godfrey's Cordial , Dalby'a Carminative , Batornann'a Drops , Syrup of White Popplos , Soothing Syrup nnd Paregoric all contain morphine or opium in sonio form. Wo know of but ono remedy for children which defioa mysticism and bean upon its libels a list of Its components. The vegetable Gas- torla has acquired its popularity at a cor- 'ector of children's ailments , not alone > ecanso Ib is a reliable medicine , but rom the fact that Its label inspires confi- lenco. Wo shall hail the time when Jatln prescriptions and secret remedies cense to bo the means through which nn- irinclpled empirics may impose upon a rednlous public. Xho Sorantou Artesian Well. Nearly three years ago the Lackawanna ron and Company began to sink an nr- cslan neil not fir from the main works of the company at Scranton , Pa. Goolo- Ists expressed the opinion that canatant low of water could be obtained by bor- ng 1,000 feet. The work was carried n under the supervision of William MoEachan. The diameter o was ehhUnchtfonB - tad gone several hundred feet below the owest coal deposit and had pused brough strata of sand , conglomerate nd clay. The well had then reached a opth 300 feet below the sea level. For months thereafter the drill was kept msy. Last week it reached a point 2- 00 feet below the surface , and water was found. It arose to the top of the well , but the ovetilow.was so small that lioio rras no prospect that its volume would bo enllislout to supply the mills. ) ho company concluded to abandon the work and ordered the machinery to be emoved. Mr. MoEachan , hosrever , .dvanccd the theory that water n abundance arose from the > oHorn of the well to a soft stratum a hort distance below the lower vein of oil , through which It flowed away tone , no south. Ho prevailed on the officials o lot him try an experiment. He ba- leved that the flow of water would ba jreatly increased if the well was tubed rom the top to a paint balow thn soft stratum. Tuesday the tubing wai com- iloted , and Immediately an olgnt-inch troam of water spurted seven feet above he surface and has continued to do so over eince. The Brklo Una Wealth. Arkinsaw Traveler. Uncle Mose approached the county : lerk the other day to obtain a mirrhga iconso. The clerk , in order to poke fun at the old mm , said seriously : "I the brldo has hope got seventy-five cents in cash , for the legislature has jaesad a law forbidding us to issue a li- conao until the bride has that amount. " "Joss go ahead with the papers , boss , " said Undo Mcse , approaching the clerk , md then ho leaned over and whispered in his oar , "dar's ril'ablo ' rumorj about a dollar and a quarter. " Brown's lilttlo Joke. "Why , Brown , how short your coal IP , " slid Jones ono day to his friend Brown , who wittily replied : "Yes ; bat it will bo long enough befera I get an other. " Some men spend eo much for medicine that neither heal or help thorn , that now clothes is with them like angel's visits few and far between them. In ternal fevers , weakness of the lungs , shortness o ! breath and lingering coughs , soon yield to the maglo Influence of thai royal ramedy , Dr. R. V. Plorco'a "Gold- en Medical Discovery. " Trilling Wltti the World. Now York Sun. Old Mr. Bently I see by the paper that a revised edition of tbo Old Testa ment is to bo published soon. Old Mrs. Bently Does it say who writ it ? Old Mr. Bontly No. Old MM. Bently Well , it's perfectly scandalous. I s'poso it was that man Ingoraoll. JAMES PYLES PEARLINE Is high ly indorsed by housekeepers and others who have tried it. No soap is required , and cleaning la done with a saving ol much time and labor. All housekeepers li onld nse it. Profitable advertising , New York Sun. Advertising agent ( to merchant ) So you think It pays better to advertise on fences and flag stones than fn the news papers ? Merchant It has paid mo better. Advertising agent But you have just failed ! Merchant I know It , but I aottlei for 30 cents on the dollar. Mr. A. J. King , Clerk , Mayor's Office Baltimore , Md. , states that ho had sat- foroi with mutcular rheumatism , He applied St. Jacobs Oil , and was cured a once. _ _ _ _ _ A very active red iniect has appeared it some of the vineyards of Yolo county , Gal , In immense munbars , covering the ground it places. A vine attacked by the new pea droops in an hour. " 100 Doses One Dollar" is true only o Hood's Sanaparllla , and it is an un antworablo argument as to strength line economy. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Senator Beck taya of Senator Kaetir , o Louisiana , that "he ia a strong man , lazy ugly , and sulky. " The Story of the "Arknns B Trrvrolor , " In nn Interview with the venerable Jess Toito , a well-known musician , now 83 yours of ago , tho40lnctnnati Commer cial Gazalto says : Several yrars slnco , when Tosso was traveling the State of Arkansas , on his way to Texis , railroads being us yet unheard - hoard of any stage lines limited , he was obliged to traverse the whole distance on foot oren horsobaok. Ono evening abont dusk ho cimo across a log house stand- lag fifteen or twenty yards from the road , and Inclosed by a low rail fence of the most primitive description. In the door mi a ninn playing the violin. Totso rec ognized the tune as "Tho Arkansas Trav eler , " which was at that time the most popular tnno in that region , and which ho had hiuisolf composed. The man kept repeating the first part of the tnno ever and ever again , as ho did not know the second parr. At the tlmo the traveler reached the house it was raining very hard , and ho was anxious to obtain shel ter from the storm , although the homo looked anything but n shelter , as It was covered with olapbords , and the rain was leaking In at every crack. The old man's daughter seemed to bo getting supper , wbilo a small boy was laving the table , and the old lady sat In the doorway near her husband admiring the music. The stranger , on coming up , said : "How do yon do ? " The man merely glanced at him. and , continuing to play , said : "I do as I ploiso. " Lnm tl turn , Inm ti tarn , Inm tl tnm , tl. 8. Ia your name Jo Anderson ? 0. M. Plain old Joe. [ Plays Inm ty tl turn , tl , 11 Inm tt ti ty. ] S. Are you the landlord hero ? 0. M. Go in and aak my wlfa. Lnm tl ty lam tl ty tarn. S. Can I stay here ? 0. II. I don't want you. Lum tl ty , tnm tl ty turn. S. Where did yon learn that tune ? 0. M. Of a man in Arkaniaw. Now go about yonr business. Lum ti to. 8. What kind of a man was ho ? O. M. Oh , an old fool. Oomo to think of It , ho looked llko you. Lum ti ty , lum ti ty , lum ti ty U. S. How long have you boon living here ? O. D. D'yo see that mountain there ? Well , that was there when I came horo. S. Can I stay hero to-night ? O. M. No , yon can't stay horo. Lum li tnm , lum ti turn , Inm tl tnm tl. S. How long will It tike mo to got to the next tavern ? O. M. Well , you'll not got thar at all If you stand thar foolln1 with mo all night. Lum ti turn , lum tl turn , Inm tl turn tl. S. Well , how far do yon cill It to the next tavern ? 0. M. I reckon It's upwards . some Koin - - T "aiili mm ti turn , m , u tnm-tl. S. 1 am very dry ; do yon keep any spirits in yonr bouse ? 0. M , Do you think my homo is hann- ted ? They say thero'a plenty of thorn down to the gravo-yard. Lnm ti turn , Inm tl turn , lum tl tnm , ti. S. How do they cross this river , ahead ? O. M. The ducks all swim across. Lum tl turn , lam tl turn , lum tl tnm , ti. ti.S. . How far Is it to the forks of the road ? 0. M. I'vj baon living here nigh on to twenty years , and thar ain't no road forked yit. Lum tl turn , Inm tl turn , Inm tl turn , ti. ti.S. . Give mo some satisfaction if you please , sir ; where does this road go to ? O. M Well , It hain't moved a step sinca I'vo been horo. Lain tl turn , Inm ti turn , Inm ti tnm , ti. ti.S. S. Why don't you cover yonr honso it leaks ? 0. M. 'Oause it's raining I S. Then why don't yon cover It when it is not raining ? O. M. 'Causa It don't leak. Lum tl turn , hum tl tnm , turn tl turn , ti S. Why don't you play the second part of that tune ? " 0. M. If yon are a better player than I am , play It yourself. I'll bring the fid dle ont to you. I don't want yon in hero. ( Stranger playa the second part of the tuno. ) 0. M. Git over the fence andcomo in and sit down. I didn't know yon conld play , You can board here If yon want to. Kick the dog ofl that stool and act down and play It ever again. ( Stranger playa eccoiul put. ) O. M. Oar supper la ready now ; won't you have como with us ? S. If yon please ! O. M. What will you tike , taa or coffee ? S. A cup of tea , If yon plo so. O. H. Sal , git the arabblti" boo and go dig eomo imssafras , quick ! [ Old man plays the first part Lum ti tnm , lum ti turn , lum , tl turn , tl ] S ( to th little- boy ) Bub , glvo mo a knifa and fork , if you please. Boy. Wo hain't goi no knlveq and fork ; , air. S. Then give mo a spoon. Boy. Wo hain't gor no spoonsneither. S. Well , then , how do you do ? Boy , Tolerable , thank you ; how do you do , air ? [ Plays second part Lum ti turn , lum ti tnm , lam tl turn. ] 0. M. Take this man's horse into the kitchen and glvo him the best in the homo the tuno's worth It. Tbo dialogue varies with the wit of the narrator , much of it being impromptu. Old residents of Cincinnati who have hoard Tosso play this need not bo told how In his happier moods ho was wont to make the d'aloguo sparkle like the mu sic. It would bo a graceful bit of revenge - vengo for our old bachelors and benedicts to arrange a benefit performance for this genial old musician , and let the younger and irreverent generation hear nnd tee for themselves what glanta there wore In the old days. Haunted by ! n Unpaid Debt. New Orleans Times-Democrat "Yon ought to have yonr baby bap tized , 'Hulas , " said a member of the church to a colored father. "Yoi sab , bntl can't .ffjrdde cost. " "It doesn't ooit anything. " "I know it doesn't coat nnthin' fo' do mere act of baptism , sab , bnt yo' see I otre do minister $2 for perfo'mln' do weddin' cer'mony a yeah ago , an' ho ( nought object , sab , to baptlzin * a baby dat hadn't never been paid fo' , " No MyHtcry About It. There are no mysteries or secrets abont the compounding of Brown's Irom Bit ters. 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Weak incnnliuulil tiu restored to vigor manhood before marrlaRO Proofs , tcKthiionliilH nn < l ralnalilo treatise D Btiunjis. Oistab.i8T7.Aadrcss The Climax Medical Co , 5O4 , St. Louis , Hemember that when you buy a lot in South Omalin you get 9,000 square feet of ground , equal to three lots 60x60 , or six business lots 26x60. With this you have the advantage ot alleys 20 feet wide and a street 80 feet wide. When you are buying real estate ; ascertain how much LAND you are getting lor your money. To secure these large lotawhile they are cheap. You can got ground now at 2 cents a square foot that -will be worth five times that amount in three years. for a E iao of South Omaha. Address , 216 S. ! 3th MM. tPBton. 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It a the sfmplest and most rapid writing machine made as well M ) no moet durable for free illustrated pamphlet. Wyckoff Serins & Benedict , Chicago , 111 , , Sola Agents , 0. II. 8IIULK3 , Council Blurts Agent for Western Iowa TII03. OlTIOKIt , W H. M , 1'DSB Officer < & Pusev. BACKERS Council Blnffs , Established , - 1865 Dealers In Foreign and Domestic Excbacgo and llume Securities , j. L. DEBEVGISK. nn u Ifliftlrnf A wftnt 11 lluM Apiil , No. 507 Broadwnr Oonncll Blnffa. OODNOIL BLUFFS. The following are the times ot the arrival tnd do. partnro of trains by central standard time , at the local depots. Trains leave transfer depot ten mlu. ales earlier and arrlve'ten uilnntos later. DKI'iUT. ABUVB , Knaioo and tioaiuMMium , 0:25 : A M Mall and Express f-.Wr > c 12:40 : r M Accommodation 4to : r x 6:30 : r u Express S:05 : A x CBIOIOO AID ROOK IBLUtD. 0:26 : A M Hall and Express fl3 : p M 7:25 : A H Accommodation 6:16 : p ic 0 r H Expreis : oo A i Hu omuoo , MitvAinn AHD ST. u lla'l and Express fl(0 : P H 6:26 : r M Expresi 0:06 : A M omoioo , > uBU > ere AKD vraar 9:60 : A M Ifall and Express 7:10 : p M 81 r Accommodation see c > US P Exprcu 8iOA : u i , BT , lams AND rAomo. t15 ; r u Local St. Louis Express Local 8:00 r H Transfer " ' * Transfer 8:20 : p ic 7:48 : f M Locil Cblogo & 8t L Exp Local 8:60 : A 1C " " " " TranilerlC6Aic ) 7:85 : r M Tranifer : KAISAI orrr , BT. wi ARD OOOIOIL utrrn. 100fi ; A M Mall and Express 0:40 : P u 6:16 : r u Exprces 0:26 : A H ronx cm AXD p Acme , 7:20 : A H Mall for Sioux City 0:60 : p ic 7:80 : r tt Expreia for St Paul 0:26 : A M UNION pAeiric. 11:00 : A M Dmver Express 4:36 : p ic 1:05 r u Lincoln Fata O'a & R V 2:36 : p ic 7:66 : r H Overland Kxr-reea 6:30 A M DCUUT TIUIt.8 TO CMIIU. Leave Council illufli 0:55 7:55-9:80-1020 11:40 : a. in. 1:80 : 2:80-8:30 : : 4:28 : 6:26 : 0:26 : 11:46 : p. in. , Leato Omaha 0:25 : 7:26 : e0 ! 10 11:16 : a. m , 12:60 : 2:00 : 8oo-4io : : 4:16 : 6:65 : 11:10 P. m. HOTEL InCouno lluB ) < tmluga And nil modern improvements , call bellit , tire alarm bells , etc. , is the CKESTON HOUSE Nou. 210 , 217 and 210 , Main Street. MAX JPJ1N , - .
