THE DAILY BEE-FRIDAY ; MAY 29i 1885 ; * PUNCH BLUFFS G ARPET COMPANY Curtains , Oil Cloths , Window Shades , Linoleums , Mattings , [ Etc. Etc. Rugs , . , . Careful Attention Given to Ou of Town Orders , Upholslcry and Drapery Work a Specialty. Our stock Is the Largest in tie lest and ia being continually replenished by nil the latest and choicest novelties. ' 405 Broadway Council Biufis THOS. OFFICER. W. It , M. ij Officer & Pusev. Council Bluffs , Iowa. Established , - 1865 Dcalora in Foreifp and Domestic Exchange and Homo Securities. SZMS , COUNCIL BLTJF18 , IOWA. ODIco , Main Street , Rooms 7 and 8 , Shugart'and Keuo block. Will practice In Slateand tate oonrta. SPECIAL NOTICES NOTICE. Special a Teitlsementa , lua aa Lost Found , To Loan , For Bale , To Bent , Wants , Board * lag , eto. , will bo Insetted In this column at the loir rate ol TON GENTS PKH LINE ( or the nrc Inuertlon and riVE CENTS FEIl LINE ( or each eubooqaenl ertlon. Leave adrertleomonti at ODI offlw , Ho , Featl Street , near Broadway WANTS. T" ANTED * n t-cla > 8 cook , at the Cicston T HouseCouncil lilufli. F I OH RENT IIouso of D rooms , 28 N. ethSt Apply A. iJoulo , 625 Broadway , "TTMIK KENT House , 7 room ! nnd 2 halls , corner JU Hairnonv and Beaten Sts. Apply 210 Harrison ct * OK BiLK AT A IJMtOAlN The donlrablo reel- J ? dcnco or buslncta property on Upper Broad- nay , known us the Fovrara place , Apply to Quo. It. URAIID , 32 Main etrect. WANTS TO TilADK. Uood Iowa cr Nebraska land ( or a email etock o ( hardu are or general merchandise , well located. SWAN & WALKKB. FOtl SALE A rare chance to get tints , neil lin proved ( arm o ( 400 acres , within a tow miles o ( Council Blunt , at ft bargain. Low price and easy torma. BWAN & WALKXB IpOil a ALE A good paying hotel property with ' llreiy stable , In ono ol the beat small towns In western Iowa wllUell with or w Ithout furniture , .or will trade ( or a email ( arm with Etock eta SWAN & WALKER. r01l SALU Lands Improved aad unimproved. J ? If you wont r farm In weltern Iowa , Kansas Nebraska or Dakota , lot us ho r from you. SWAN & WALKKR. 'IjMJK 3ALK A loruo number ot business and icel JD dcnco lots In nil parts ot Council Bluffs. See us before you buy , SWAN & WALKKR. HWK SALE 1'artlos wishing to buy cheap lota build on can buy on icontbly payment * of from (2 to 810. bWAN & WALKIR TWll KEN 1 Wo will rent you a lot to build on JP wfth the prlvllago to buy If j ou wish on very liberal term * . SWAN & WALKKR. j'UK HALE 11UU90B , Lots and Land. A. J J ? Rteptionon , 603 First a\emio. uouy in Council Uluna o t k < _ Tuillll. red ty carrier it only twenty a woek. TJort ociiASdH N. ' . 16 ? , 10,000 , acres hnd ten JP mlloseouth cft-.lJncy , tub , , lor Ccuncil Bluds No. 165. A good eteain ( louring mill In Cedar Co , Iowa , ( or o Block o ( general mcrclundlso or hard "are , value tOCO ' No. 169 Hotel property In Tajlor Co. , Iowa , (01 gacd ( arm property , \aluo $4,000. No. 1(0. Lvid la Hall and Lincoln Cos. , Nob. , (01 ( Council Blulla property. No 101. line Improved farm ( or cheap western land. land.No , 10) . Ono cf the bolt ( arms In 1'cttawtttam ! oouuty , Iowa , 400 acres ( or wild Kancis or Nebraska land. land.No. . 100. Hotel In I'ueblo , Col. , worth S9.C03 , ( ot Iowa , Ktnfa' , or Nebraska land In par and long time on balinco , No. 171. Good ( arm , ( or etock ol good ! or bard ware. ware.No. . 172. Wild lands In Hooks Co. , Neb. , ( or stock ol dry goods. No. 176. House and lot In Clarlnda Page Co Iowa , ( or Nebraska , or Iowa linJ ; value } 1C09. No. 177. Hotel In ona ot Uakota'd bolt towns , vilua 39,000 , lor stock of drugs ( or part and hnd Improved or unimproved. No. 173. Splondld bargains In Kleth Co. , Neb. lid land ( or lands In western Iowa , or good stool ot dtugi or hardware. . No. 131. A ball Interest In a flnt'Clas $ plow works , well located , ( or lands vduod 13,600. No. 182.00 tcre Improved ( arm la CtssCo. , lowi also ono la l' li , Alto Co , , of S16 , ( or stock ol goods. No. 183. More bal.dlDg and stock of general morobandue , to a Iho western town ( or wetterc and , lniprove-4 or unimproved , valua ttl OO. And hundreds ot other ( pedal exchange bargali or partlcuUis , call and too or write to wAM WALKIR , Council tluff , la. ONLY HOTEL InCouno Bluds hiving a And all tnoJeru improvements , call bells , fire alarm bells , etc. , is the ' CRESTON HOUSE Not. 21P , 217 and 210 , Main Street. MAX MinW , - PROPUIKTOB N. SOEURZ. Wee of flu Peace , ornoc OTXB AUK&HUH urnEM COUNCIL BLUFFS. TOE W A D.TO E , Eice M , D. kiUi n dtnwlci ol U 4. CnHONIC DISEASES Over lUirtyytari fracttotl iiiirUau COM I , Ptarl Itrest. OoandllUufli ( in MONTANA ROUND-Urs. General Activity on tlxo IlniiRCB The Cixlt Crop Jjikoly to Do Fine Ono. Miles City Cor , St. Paul Pioneer Press. nowwell underway The round-ups are now way , nnd there ii n general activity nil over the rango. The round-up parties nro larger nud bolter divided , ns regards districts , this acasan than heretofore , nnd nre In good shnoo to do first-rate work. Representatives of the small ownora , many of whom do not belong , to the Mon tana Stock Growers' association , nra also on the ranges doing what they can to AS- etat the association ronnd-npa and look ing ont for the interests of the owners of small lots. Flnor weather for branding and altering conld scarcely bo desired. It is jn t warm enough and dry , excepting the showots that have fallen during the last three nights. The fast Is tint , al though the range is not suffeiing to any extent , yet the stockmen would bo gtad to BOO moro showers during the next few days. Every report thus far received of the calf crop la good. The percentage of calves this year will bo better than that oflaityoar. It seems almost needless to soy anything about the condition of Hvo ctock on this range , so much has been said of the splendid condition that our llvo stock Is In. Even Texas steers that carao in last fall are fat enough for beef , and yon would not recognize states cattle that were turned looto on this range last eoattou , they have changed so much for the bettor. They don't travel qulto so much as the Texans , and where tno condition was equal , the states cattle are ahead of the Texans In the matter of present condition nnd In beef-making qualities. Reports from the ronnd-np parties just received indicate that our previous report ! of light losies were cor rect. The losses ascertained era between two and three per cent- DISAI'l'EAUANOE OF 1IOII.HE THIEVES. Reports from round-up parties that are working the Northern Pacific ranges show that the horse thlovea have almost entirely disappeared from that portion of our territory , a fact partly accounted for by the vigorous wooding ont that occur red up there last summer nnd fall , but moro particularly is it caused by the ex citement in the northwest territory of the Canadian Dominion , whereby a largo number of men was drawn northward across the line to BOO what was going on and to take a hand in the racket if there was a good chance. Among thooo who emigrated were , it is known , some hard characters who are always ready for spoils , and they are bound to bo heard from during the summer. The mounted police used to watch them closely , and will , probably do so again , when wo may expect to hear of some of the border outlaws returning with their plunder , The north line is a long ono that such men do not fear to try to croja , and there Is but little to prevent their reappear ance on their eld stamping ground , the Missouri valley , BACK TO THEIR OLD HAUNTS. Thirty or forty families of the North ern Ohoyonnes have become tlrod of their reservation at Rosebud and , for a iimo at least , have moved back to their old quar ters on Tongao river near the Hanging Woman. I'hoy don't appear to care a continental about the reservation at pres ent notwithstanding the start they have made there. They llko their old field ] the beat , it appears. Their evident de sire to camp on the Tongue may ohango the plans for Improvement at the junc tion of the Little Muddy with the Rose bud , A joint memorial was adoptad by our late legislature in reference to this reservation , and it would bo Interesting to consider its requests , together with the subject of the lidgoly , but not ag- groBsivo. Choyonnes. THE TTELLOWSTONE KODND-U1' . The Billings Gazette has the following regarding the round-ups in that vicinity : "Tho Xellowstono round-up expect to day to complete their work on the Crow reservation sldo of the rlvor. They have had no trouble with the agent , and have succeeded in driving over three thoutand head ncroes the river. They expect to cross over to this side to-morrow , nnd go as far west ai Duck creek , where they will commenca the regular round-up. So far the cattle appear to have wintered well , and the prospects for n larqo calf crop are very promising. The Yollow- ntono round-up found that aomo of the cattle which had strayed over the river t" the Crow reservation had been poi soned by eating the poisonous larkspur. This weed Is ono of ths first to show signs of vegetation In the spring. It acts very rapidly , the nnlmal bloating and dying very eoou unless relieved by inserting u kuifo into the paunch to relieve It of the gases. This oparation is then followed by bleeding. About tovonty-fivo dead cattle that were found gave evidence of having been thus poiioncd. " In that particular "district , on the slope of the mountains , the poisonous herbage Is noticeable. On the greater pcriion of our range , however , there lane no trouble from any such cause. I have never heard any nnfavoaable rsports of that kind excepting from the locality ra femd to by ( ho Billings papers. LIVE hTOCK HECEI1TS. At the stack yards yesterday were fourteen cars of eastern cattle for the lisa Cattle company , and two cars for Brandenburg and Van Gaeken ; alee , two cars of line horses for J. O. Hobbs. The above were all received yesterday. Ono thousand head of eastern stock oit- tlo , brought up by Scoby & Duncan for delivery to the Concord Cattle company , still remain in the care of the railroad agent , who has htd throe herders holding tnom near the stock yards. They failed to come up ta tha contrast , and in con sequence E , H. Co tries nould not accep them. The receipts at the Miles City stock yards thus far this season has been 232 lo&da of oittlo and 23 car loads of horses , or about 6,000 head of cattle and aboul 6,000 head of horses , a good beginning ot the season. About half of theio cat- tip have come from tbo west , the other half fnm the east. Nearly ill of tbo horses came from the woit. Klophftnt Quotations. Speaking of performers , the skill now displayed In" teaching elephants , writes aNew Now York correspondence to the Cincin nati Enquirer , is entirely wonderful , and a herd of these animals is now necessary to any first-class caravan. This has led to an extensive traffic , and the London Importer sends the following advertise ment to ono of our leading dailies : 'Burmese Elegbants uealthy young Burmese elephants for sale ; 4J feet and and under , 175 each ; over 4 to 5 feet at 200 each ; delivered in London or > Liverpool , prices for animals from D feet to full grown on application , " The price Is coiUloly reasonable , be- intjtqual ti $875 for the small elzo and 81,000 for the largo.Vhen one con siders that this Is not one-tenth the price often paid for a fine horse ono can not but acknowledge that It IB clieaf enough. Barnum has invested more money in elephant ] than any other pi : ! tate Individual , and ho has made It highly remunerative. At ono tlmo ho had ono of those animals harnoised before a plow and kept In his field nt Ir niskan. The Boston cars pas od the place daily and the elephant became a good advertisement , Barnum has probably put n quarter of a million In thii kind of stock , Including Jumbo , whoso cost has been advertised at $50- 000. It Is not probable that it was one- half of that sum. A woll-trained per forming elephant is worth $10,000 that is , it will attract enough to make such an Investment remunerative but show property Is entirely "fancy stock. " There Is no fixed valuation. Adam Foropaugh , Jr. , Is ono of the best ole- phant-tralnors In the country , and his skill has enabled him to rival Bnrnnm , The latter , with all his genius , never trained anything. Ho pays good s.tl- arloR , however , to exports , and before ho purchased Jumbo ho made on engage ment rrlth his keeper to accompany him to America. The man has been with the famous elephant for nearly twenty years , nnd controls him as easily as ho would n child. HA.Nijt\N'S Ha Ilcturna Frrtni Australia De feated. But AlHuont , San Francleco Call , May U2. Edward Hanlan , the ox-champion oarsman of the world , returned from Australia yesterday by the steamship Zea'aadia , nnd la registered at the Palaoo hotel. A Call reporter , who mot Hanlnn on Market atrcot last night surrounded by a company of gty companions , fonnd the defeated ooullor the reverse of what might be expected from a man returning shorn of his laurels , It was a question whether the beaming countenance of the overthrown athlete , his glistening diamonds mends or his shining plug hat was bright est. ' Ills superficial algns of contented mind and a plethoric bank account were explained by his statement of the profits of boat racing at the antipodes. Although ho lost bnth his races with Beach the Ca nadian made a foitnuo from the receipts of the steamers that followed the race , and on which standing room sold for $25 , and reserved seats all the way from $75 to $125. Hanlan'a receipts from this profitable source and the races with Lay- cock and Clifford , which ho won , amount to smo $30,000. Thus , in ono year , ho has made moro , although beaten ttrlce , than In the ton previous years , in which ho rowed thirty-four races without losing ono. To the Call man the ailluont oars man paid that Beach Is a wonderfully muscular man , who greatly resembles Whistler , the wrcatlor. Beach it 35 years old , and haj been sculling but a few years. "I would have won my first rase with Beach , " said the Canadian , "but for my own foollsnoss in celling In tha wash of a steamer. In my second race ho rowed right away from mo after the first fifty yards. I couldn't row a bit. " "What was the matter ? " asked the re porter. "I don't know. I couldn't row at all. Ho beat mo on my merits. Ho Is the most wonderful oprsman I over met , and If any of the men in this country or else where think differently. 1st them .try him. " Hanlan stated further that Beach will not come to America this year , but will stay la Australia. Hanlan himself , however - over , will go to Toronto In n faw days and commence to train for the summer regattas. Notwithstanding his easy defeat - feat , ho is ready to make o match with any man , and will talk business at ones. Ho regards Poteisan as the best man in America , barring himself. Ho will row Rotorson for a largo stake , or ho wllltako Poteraon , If Peterson will consent , and match him against any oarsman in tha country. Ho will row lu a doable ocull with the California boy thia summer , if ho can make arrangements with Peter son , and trill make a match for $5,000 or $10,000 for Petoraon and himself against Ross or Teenier , in double sculls. Ho intends to return to Australia next year If ho can organize a four-oar crow in this country , composed of P. Gaudna , ROES , Peterson , and himself. Sach a crow can , ho thinks , do M big business In Australia. They can get a couple of four car races , two big double scull matches and four single scull races , Hanlan thinks Australians the best country in the world for an athlete of nny kindwho can act In a gentlemanly way , and will not hippodrome. The races with Beach were rowed on a narrow tidal river and against the tide , which accounts for the slow time mado. It Bents GUH All Hollow. Merchant Traveler. Uncle Davy was giving the boys eomo advice In their lovemaking ail'tlrs , and ono of thorn asked him how the young people did when ho was sparking. "Them wni eroat times , boys , " he siid m reply. "Wo didn't have no gas nor no kerosene. Wo done our sparkin' by a plain tallow dip ; but most frequently juat by the firelight. Firelight Iswarmln' , boys , and flickers juat enough to make a girl'd eyes shine. 'It's ' mighty at ft nnd purty , too , and kinder In a way none of your gaslights knows anything about. Sometimes the fire abinod up a little too powerful In places , and tbo young mau would git up without sajin' anything and put a shovelful of ashes on it. Then he would cuddle up to the girl in the shad- owe , and she would cuddle some , too , and it really didn't saem Ilka there any thing else in the whole big round earth to be wished for. Parly soon the fire would git obstreperous again , and the little flames would twinkle in and out , as if they wanted to see what was goln' on , or had seenand was laugbin1 and ; winkln1 about it , and bavin * some fun' too * and tbo yonng fellow would reach for the shovel and the ashes and cover the brlghf blazes all up. And sometimes remember ber , now , only sometimes the girl would get up and put ashes on , and then well , boys , when the bluebirds cama in the spring , and the fiihin' worms crawled out of the ground , and the boys set on the green banks of the little creek waltla for a bite , and the Johnny-jump-up nos tied In the sunny places , there was i woddln' In the old houio , and when the winter come again they sot by their own fire , and the shovel and the aahes were ' out of a job. " Having a tUasuloR Good Time. Louisville Courier-Journal. "Hollo , Brlggsl you're back from Now Orleans , are yon ? " "Yea ; got homo last night. " "Havo a good time ? " "You bet ! Yes , vra had a dashing good time. I toll you , It'fl n place where u man can keep his eyes busy , " "I'va hoard there was lots to see thera , " "See ? Well , I should aay 83. Before I'd been there two hours I taw a przs ! light , two funerals , nine spotted dogs , a lot of Indians , Buffalo Bill and a foot I race. No , tir ; it's not a place for blind Ipjople , ai anre as yea live. " DISHONEST rO3TMft.SinK,9. Only n Very Bmnll Proportion of the Ofllclnla bftlcl to bo Recreant to Their Trusts. Washington Post , It ha * been stated ( hat qulto a number of the postmasters recently removed were dismissed bocauio of defalcations. "Ion must not Irasgino , however , " said a prominent poitoflico department official to n Post reporter who sought enlighten ment on the subject , "that the postal employes are as a rale diihonoat. I think they nro remarkably honest. It Is quite true that wo oftener hoar and road of arrests among them for sins of dishonesty than among any other class of govern ment officials. But the reason Is not far to took and is perfectly simple when found. There are 52,000 postoflicos of nil classes , nnd consequently 52,000 post- masters. No matter bow email his office , each postmaster must have at least ono ntiistant. Add to these 104,000 post masters nnd assistant postmasters all the clerks employed in the various ofllcoi , and the 5,000 clerks in the i ail IT ay mall service , and you will have a grand total of about 200,000 people employed in the postal service , outsldo of the general de partment in this city. "Iho number of custom hpnso or in ternal revenue officers is insignificant in comparison. No wonder then that there should bo actually moro dishonest officials In the postofllccs than in any other single branch ot the pabllo service ; but the pro portion is certainly not greater and prob ably loss. The percentage of dishonest pojtofljca omplojos will astonish you. I do not mlnimlza It in placing It at little , If any , above 1-5 of 100 per cant. Thia Is the moro remarkable when it Is con sidered that postollijo clerks hava special opportunities , aad therefore special temptation to steal. They handle not cnly the funds of the government , but everybody's money , and under circum stances which raally justify them in fooling that a misappropriation will not bo detected. They are not required to glvo rcoslpts , as the very few custom house officers through whoso hands money passes are obliged to do so. "I have no hesitation in saying that the government loses less by the pecula tion of its postoffico employes than do private business firms employing an equal number of clerks. The fidelity with which the work is done Is ovldonced by the fact that the amount charged to 'bad dobU' and ' ' 'compromise' on account of balances duo by postmasters , which accrued from July 1,1877 , to Sop tomb or 30,1831 , a period of seven years and three months , was only a llttla over $22- 000 , to which should bo added a further estimated loss cf ยง 5,000 on account of balances in suit , making a total loss of $27,000 , or about ono tcath of a mill on every dollar cf revenue collected. The losses were only $1 out of every $9,000 of the revenue. " "How do defalcations generally arlss ? " "Tha usual way is when postmasters are In some pinch for fands nso the post oflieo money , with foil intention of re turning it. But having used it , they find it easier to go deeper otill than to save or procure the moans of balancing their ac count. And then they go from quarter to quarter , ooncoallng the deficiency as best they can , nntil eomo postoffico inspector specter drops in npen them unawares and lots the secret out. In most cases , if the postmasters have an Inkling of the Inspector's visit , they continue in some way to obtain the money to make their acounts square. Tno inspector on find ing a deficiency , simply BBJS : 'Mako this good or I shall go to your sorotles , ' and In nearly every ooaa ho has no occasion to carry out his threat. Thus it happens that the government seldom suffers loss. " ' /In what classes of poetoffices do de falcations oftencat occur.1' "In the second class. These are paid all the way from a thousand to two thou sand dollars. They go to n class of men who desire to lire well , but have not po litical importance enough to obtain a postoflico of higher grade. The salary is not qulto sufficient to meet their wants , and so they are led into , misappropria tion of the money intrusted to them. The fourth-class offices pay very little and are generally doalrod by men In small bual- ncssasn sort of advertising adjunct , and consequently few defalcations cccur. The offices of the third class are held in small town where n modest ilylo of living prevails , and ara , also , usually filled by men who have other businass. The first class ofllooj , of which there are only eighty-one , pay well , nnd go to men of public and established reputation , and in consequence , it is very rare that a do fftullor is found among thorn. " Il\HE CHANCE FOR A tjUACK. An Alabama Diploma Going for Twenty-Five Dollars , With a Kcstlon as to How tlio Pur chaser Blight TJUlix.o It Thrown In. Now York Sunday Mercury. The following advertisement appeared In a mortiing pjpor last week nndor the general heading "For Sale : " DIPLOMA-FOR SALE CHEAP , A Doctor' * , etc , , diploma. Address MIX , Box 290 , uptown. The boldnoea of this advertisement was well calculated to excite surnri * " espe olally In view of the exposure of "Dr. " Buchanan , of Philadelphia , and his man ufactory for the turning cut * and sale of bogus medioil diplomas , and the shut ting up of a "collono" in New YorTc on the ground of similar practices. The boldness of the advertiser in this case was no moro to bo wondered at than the reckless Indifference of a paper that would insert such a notice for the sake of forty or fifty cents. It la Impossible to calculate the number of lives that might be taken and the injuries inflicted by some unprincipled and Ignorant scoun drel who was thus furnished with chance to hgally practice on the H 1IVE8 AND HEAtTH of a community. A letter WAS addressed to "Nix , " at the address given , making tmqulrlcs abont the diploma and asking for the addrets of the advertiser , whi further emphasized his boldness by an swerlng on a postal card. Tbo card read NEW YOBK CITY , May 19,1885. DBAS Sin Your letter received In an ewer to advt. Full Information in regard tc the D furnished on interview. JACKSON , Artist. Oill before Friday , between the hours of 9 n. m , and 9 p. m. AiwsT JACKSON'S M.AOE was fonnd as Indicated. Heavy curtains shaded the "studio" behind from view and at the sldo of the door was a little cfiico , A dark complextoned man with clean shaven face and about thirty-five years of ago occupied the onice , Ha aaid JIB WAS Mil , JACKSON. "I hive called to eoe you regarding the diploma which you advertised for sale , " the visitor slid. Mr. Jackson at once reached up to a ehelf and took down a parchment roll done up in tolled paper. But when the soiled paper was removed a tolerably clean piece of parchment was revealed. It was headed in largo plain letters , ' "MfiOICAti COLT.KOE OP THE STATE OP ALADAMA , at Mobile. " Underneath was an engrav ing of a largo , plain building of the edu cational typo of a century ngo. Thi > pa per purported to bo , nnd perhaps is , n diploma granted to G , H. Jackson , to practice medicine and surgery , and was signed by n number of names to repre sent the faculty of the college. "Tho diploma is genuine , " Sir. Jack son remarked. "It belonged to my brother , who is dead. Of course , the person purchasing it would have to bo careful and not nso it in Alabama or Mississippi , as ho might bo discovered , my brother having boon well known down there. But in the western states or up hero it GOULD BE XISEU WlTli SKCU1UTY. Of course the transaction is n peculiar one , but I am all safe. It ia the party who would purchase and nso it who would have to look out and take the risks. " "But would not the party using it have to take the name of Jackson ? " the visitor suggested to draw the man ont further. "No , not nocots-krily. The name could bo blotted ont by the aid of chemicals and nny ether 1111113 desired put in its placo. ' "How much do you expect for it ? " "Well , I should think it would bo cheap at $25. I have boon offered a hundred several times , but would nor/ soil it for $25 , Aiiour mn IECIAI.ITY or Tun SALE , It Is my property and I can dfspsso of it as I ploiso , If you want a diploma , I think you had better take it. It may bo a long tlmo before you got such a chance again. " The visitor said'ho would think the matter over nnd call again. For washing clothing , and all laundry and cleansing purposes , JAMES PVLE'S PEARLINE Is a favorite compound. It does not Injara the fabrics , and saves a great deal of labor' Sold by grocers. A BmUoman'a Flyjlng Leap. Chicago Herald , "It'n wondoifal what practice will door /or a man , " tatd the brakoman. "I used to run on a freight , and for years I wan jumping on and off cars every hour of the day. Had a good deal of practice , you soo.and being naturally pretty quick I got to bo a regular export. Ono day I wanted to jump aboard a freight train that was passing. . It was going about three times as fast as It ought to have been , and some of the boys yelled to monet not to try It. I never taw a freight tialn go so fast in my life It was like the limited. But 1 wasn't going to back out and so I made a run along the plat form and grabbed ono of the hand rails on the side of a car. I had a good grip , and the great speed drew mo up on the side of the car with my head toward tbo oDglno and my feet toward the ci- booso. But just as I was congratulating myself that I had made It all right that infernal hand rail broke equaro off , 1 could feel myself going through the air and it wasn'c pleasant , either , 1 can tell you. I dropped the hand rail end clutched at the air wildly , It happened that the next three cars behind the ono I had caught hold of were flats , and I soon saw that I was flying beck over those flat cars , or rather they were flying along under me. In about three or four seconds I had reached the next box car. I grabbed for the hand rail , and as luck would have Ir , I caught hold of ono. It hold mo safely , and in ten seconds moro I was standing on top of the train. That has been passed around among the boys as the most wonderful jump-on ever made. " Editorial reference is made by a New Orleans paper to the wonderful restora tion to health of Mr. T. Posoy , druggist , 225 Canal street , that city , who some tlmo ago wai prostrated by an excruciat ing attack of sciatica. After much suffer ing his wlfo applied St. Jacobs Oil , which cured him promptly. J. L. No. 507 Broadway Council Bluffs. COUNCIL BLUFFS. The following are the tlraoaol the arrival aad do. partnro ol trains by central standard time , at the local depots. Trains Icavo transfer depot ten rain- atos enller and arrive ton mlnutos later. DEl'ART. ARIUVB. toioAoo and NOurnwuTUX , D.23 A M Hall nnd Eipross fls.'O'r M 12:40 : r N Accommodation 4:10 : F M 6:30 : r u Express 0.05 A u CI1I010O AHD BOCK ISLAND , 0:25 A M Mall and Express 6:63 : r M 7:26 : A M Accommodation 6:16 : r M 6:30 : ) M Kxprois Bco : A u OrjIOAOO , UILVAUEII AND ST. FACi. 8:20"A : M Ma'l ' and Express t1CO P M 6:26 : Iu Kxprcai 0:06 : A cinoAoo , BUBUsaroir AKD QUIMOT. 0:50 : A M Mall and Express 7:10 p u 31 r Accommodation 2:00 fM * ; 15 i- Expretu 8:60A : H VABASn , 8T. MJ01S AHD fACinO. 1 ! : < 6 p M tioul St. Louis Express Local 1:30PM : Transfer " " Transf r 3:20I'M : O'SS F ii Local Chlcigo & Bt L Exp Local 8:55 : A u 17:10I'll : Irantfer " " " " Transfer0:10Ati : KAMAS CITT , IT. JOI AND OOCBOTL BtUm. IOOS A Mall and Express 6:40 : F U 8:16 : F x Express 8:26 : A u KODX cm ASD rAomr. 7:20 A u Mall for Sioux City 6:10 : r M 70 r M Express for Bt Paul 8:60 : > * UKIOX pAeiric. 11:00 : A u Dinrer Express 4:35 : r u 1:06 : v H Lincoln Fata O'a & R V 2:35 : r u 7:65 : r u Overland xpresa 8:50 : A x BUMMT TRAINS TO OUAHA , Leave Council Bluffi - : B5-7:65-9SO-loao- : : 11:15 : p. in. j Leave Omaha 6:25 : 7:25 :60 : 10 11:15 : a. m. 13M-:00-8oo-ioo- : : : : : 11:10 : p. m. THE RECENTLY IMPROVED REMINGTON STANDARD TYPE WRITER NO. 2 , la the Highest AoMevement in Writing Machines in the World. With only S3 key * to learn aa operate. U prints 70 character * Including capl and small letters punctuations , figures , tlKns an tractions. It I tha simplest an most rapU writing macbln made aj well u the most durall free illustrated pamphlet , Wyckoff Sfrtf ns & Benedict , Chicago , 111 , , Bole Agents. 0 , II. BIIOLKS , Council Uluffs Agent for Western low * ( MANDEMAKERS & VAN , ARCHITECTS , CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS No. 201 Upper Broad way , Council Blnffr , THE CHEAPEST PLAGE IN OMAHA TO BUY One of ho Best and Largest Stocks in tlw United States To Select From. NO STAIRS TO CLIMB. ELEGANT PASSENGER ELEYATO WHEN SOMOIT131) TO INSUKK IN OT1IKU COMPANIES , Remember These Important Facts CUNOKllNING The I uiii a I Life insurance Company , OF KTEW YORK. 1. It i the OLDEST aotlvo Ufa In uraoco Compiny In thli country. 2. It Isllio IiMtOKST IJfe Insurance Company by many millions of dollars In the woild. 3. Its ratoa of premiums tire LOWKH than 1)1090 ) ol any other company. 4 It has no " tockholdors"toelalm nny part of Ha iiroflti. 6. It offota no SCHCJIES under the name of lusuranco for speculation by incclal cltssos upon tha millottunc9 of rach otr cr. ft Its present malUblj CASH IIKSOCUCKS exceed Ihoso of nny othof Llfo Iniuttnoi Company In tha It hag received In oath tram ill source * , from February. 1843. to January , ISfR , f270fOStS-l'.OC. It h a returned to the peoi.le . , In cash , from Kobniaryi 1SJ3. to January , 1SS5. S21C.03J.Sll.OC. Its cash Assets on the 1st ol January , 1885 , amount to'uorc than W. F. ALL13N , MERRILL & FERGUSON , Gcnornl Apcnt for Gen , Agts. for Nebraska , Dakota , Colorado , Wyoming ixnd Michigan , Indiana , Illinois , Wisconsin , Iowa Ulnh. nud Minnesota. Office Cor.Pnrnnm and 13th SbOvcr IstNat'l. Detroit , Hlchignn. Bank , Omaha , Neb M. P. ROIIREK. Special Agent for Iowa , Council Hinds , Iowa G. B. GREEN. GEO. BURK ( Will pay customers Draft with Bill of Lading attached , for two-thirds value of stock , ) GREEN & BURKE. LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MERCE'TS UNION STOCK YARDS HKFKIIKXCEB : f\ . _ _ l _ Merchants & Farmer's Bank.David City.Neb. \J 1713 , Hcl , Kearney National Bank , Kearney , Nob. Columbus S'atoBank , Columbus , Neb , McDonald's Bank , North 1'latto , Neb. Omaha National Bank , Omaha , Nob. Grand Opening of Robinson's 204 ff. 16th St , Cor. Capitol Avenue. NOTICE ! NOTICE ! There are already a nnmlicr of crockery houses in Omaha and I will have io make a nnmo for myself , bnd to accomplish this end , I Intend to offer to tha public n complete line of goods At such Low Prices that I cannot fail to soon obtain an equal footing with any house in Omaha. Just Rive mo a call and I will convince you that my goods are lower in price than anywhere in Omaha. J. ROBINSON , 204 N. 16th Street. Horene & Landstrom , Suits to order In latest styles at cheapest possible Prices.No. No. 205 Main St. , Council Bluff * . AND "THE ENGLISH " KITCHEN. SOB Broadway , - - Council Bluffs. The cnly nil night house in the city. Everything Herved in first cites style and on ahor notice , Hot nnd cold luuchosnlwaya ready. And other wares. Attend the GREAT } i SALE ! At 28 Main St. , Council Bluffs. Ono tot handled caps and saucers 38c One sot knives and forks 680 Ono bowl and pitcher 08o Ono 5-bottlo triple plkted castor 1 08 Ono sot Ilogeratriplo plated knives 1 08 Ono decorated tea set (50 ( pieces ) ' , , , , , . 4 08 Ono decorated dinner set (08 ( pieces ) 13 08 Ono decorated dinner let , [ 131 pieces ] 1 ? 08 Call and see : Yours very respectfully , HOMER , THE CHINA MAN. SI. _ F _ ZtTILIES , Ixa. , Qlldlng , 1'ipcr Hanging an J Frescoing , 110 llaln St , Council Bluffi. Sold by the leading dealer in every city and townt E : Burhom , 17 Main St. , Council