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HTcllfl All the Effects of the lie
dactlon In Poet KO After July
1 , 1885 ,
The postal bnllotln containing the order
dor of Postmaster General Yllaa In rola
tlnn to the increase of nnit ot weight ot
Brat-elans mall matter and the roductlot
of postage on sooond class matter on anc
after July 1,1885 , Is aa follows :
The attention of postmasters anc
other postal officers is called to the fol
lowing provisions in the act of congrosi
approved March 3,1885 , "making ap
propriations for the sorvlco of the post'
office department for the fiscal year ending -
ing Juno 30,1880 , " to-wlt :
1. "That upon nil matter of the fint claw ,
a > defined by chapter 180 of the Uwi of con-
Kreia approved March 3 , 1879 , entitled 'Ac
act making appropriations for the eorvico ol
the poatoffico department for tbe deal yoni
ending Juno 30,1880 and for ether purposes ,
and by that act declared subject to postage at
the tate of throe cents for each half ounce 01
fraction thereof and reduced by the act ol
March 3,1882 , _ to two ctnts for each hall
ounce or fraction thereof , pottage shall be
charged on and alter the first day of July ,
1685 , at the rate of 2 cents for each ounce 01
fraction thoreo'j nnd drop letters thall be
mailed at the rata of 2 cento per ounce 01
fraction thereof , Including delivery at letter-
carrier offices , nnd one cent for each ounoo 01
fraction thereof whore free delivery by carrier
is not established. " ,
2 , "That all publications of the second
clans , eicppt ai provided in rcctlon 25 of said
act , when dent by the publisher thereof ant !
from the office of publication , including sam
ple copioc , or when sent from a news ngencj
to actual subscribers thereto , or to other new
agents , shall , on. and after July 1,1835 , bi
entitled to transmission through the malls a' '
1 cent a pound or a fraction thereof , sue !
pnstago to be prepaid as now provided bj
law "And any article or item in any nowspape :
or other publication may be marked for ob
serration , except by written or printed words
without Increase of postage. "
The cbnngo In the present law ,
authorfzad by the first of the above pro
visions , is simply to increase the standard
of weight of domestic firat-clasj mattoi
from half an onnco to ono ounce. Thii
is to aay , on and after the first of Jaly ,
1885 , all domestic first-class matter sent
through the math , including dtop-lottorc
at letter-carrier offices , mnst bo charged
with postage nt the rate of 2 cents pet
ounce or fraction thereof , instead of 2
cents per half onnco or fraction thorosf
Drop letters at other than letter-carrier
offices to bo charged at the rate of 1 cent
per onnco or fraction thereof.
DaO'postago at the rate of 2 cents per
half ounce cr fraction thereof shall bo
charged on partially prepaid first-class
matter mailed on or before June 30 , and
not reaching Its declination until or after
July 1.
This change is the standard of weight
will also apply to first class matter ad
dressed to Canada , bnt not to matter ad
dressed to other foreign countries. On
Insufficiently prepaid matter mailed in
Canada and addressed to this country ,
duo postage shall ba collected at the rate
of throe cents per half ounce or fraction
thereof , as indicated by the figures on
the upper left hand corner of the address ,
under article 1 of the "Additional Arti
cles of Agreement between the United
States of America and the Dominion of
Canada. "
The change made by the second of the
above provisions is merely to rednce
the rata of postage on eecond-claes
matter from two cento per pound ,
as at present authorized , to 1 cent per
poand , on and after the let of July ,
1885. The present law , comprehended
in section 25 of the act ol congress of
March 3 , 1879 , in regard to newspapers
mailed free in the county of publication ,
and Ito the rates of postage on news
papers and periodicals when deposited in
a letter carrier office for delivery by its
carriers , will remain unchanged. ( See
sections 239 and 240 of the postal regula
tions. )
To provide for wants that may arise
from this change in the rate of second
class postage , the department has de
cided to Issue a newspaper and periodical
postage stamp of the demoninatlon of
ono cent , the doslgn and color of which
will bo the same as those of the present
corlos of newspaper and period
ical stamps of the denominations of from
two to ten cents. Stamps of this now
denomination will bo ready for issue by
the 1st of Juno , after which all post
masters needing them will make requisi
tions for suitable supplies.
In reading the concluding sentences ef
the first section of tbe act , one is load to
remark that the post office department is
guilty of a misnomer In terming the let
ter-carrier uorvicB in largo cities a "froo
delivery system. " If , In order to avail
themselves of Us facilities , people have
to put an additional 1-cont on drop let
ters , the qaestion naturally arises , is this
a free delivery system ? Another ques
tion wnloh is suggested by this section ,
la , whether a drop latter bo addressed
to a post offica box , a 1-cont stamp
would not bo sufficient to carry It
to Ita destination. Since the additional
cent is to include delivery , and there has
been no delivery , onght the sender to be
made to pay toll for that which ho does
not receive 1 As a matter of speculation
those questions are interesting. As a
matter of fact , BO said Assistant Pott-
master Somplo yesterday , drop letters ,
intended for poitoffico boxes or for the
general delivery windows , are and will
be required to have 2 cents paatageupon
them. The now enactment with regard
to the special delivery of drop letters
bearing a 10-oent postage stamp will also
go into effect July 1 , The postmaster
general , however , has not yet arranged
the plan upon which this will bo carried
out.
If you -want to be fooled buy cheap
imitations. If you want to bo happj
buy St , Jacobs Oil , which cures.
LENDING A HELPING HAND.
The Irish-Catholic Colonization bo"
oloty Tells of Its Work Both
I'Mst and Prospective.
Chic go Herald ,
The annual meeting of the Irish-Catho
lic Colonization association wai hold at
the Grand Pacific yesterday afternoon ,
Bishop J.L , Spaldlng , of Peorla , presided ,
Among those present wore Bishops Spalding -
ing and Ireland , Rev. Fa then McOolr-
| ck , of Minneapolis , and D J. Riordan ,
Gen , John Lawler , of Prairie du Oblen ;
City Collector W. J. Onahan , John Fitz
gerald , of Lincoln , Neb ; Anthony Kelly ,
of Minneapolis ; W. J. Tuan , P , J. Uealy ,
W , J , Onahan , secretary , reported itho
aesata of the aisoolatlon to be $100,000 :
HtbiliUei , $75,000 ; surplus , 926,000.
The stock retired during the year was
$17.000 , and about 920,000 additional
( took will be retired during the present
year. The reports from Kearaska and
Minnesota ara very encouraging , ihow
Ing that 1,000 funlllt * were at pmeot
colonized in the two statoi. The worl
of the association in those states is vlr
tually accomplished , all the land h&vlnj
been occupied. Ilov. Father Riordan
who has charge of the bureau of help a
Castle Garden , Now York , spoke on
oouraglngly cf the work done in that dl
roction , and also that they were about b
establish near Castle Garden , a homo fo
poor girls and a chapel. Father Rtor
dan read a lengthy paper upon the pros
poets for the association during the com
Ing year in the way of immigration
which ho considers good There Is i
project on hand for extending the worl
of the association and putting i
upon a broader basis , especially as il
relates to the subject of immlgra
tlon in this country. Nothing deGnlU
was done in the matter , however.
dividend of six per cant was declared ,
and the secretary was orn powered to con
tinuo retiring the stock as offered. Al
the meeting of the stockholders hold dl' '
rectly after the regular session the fol
lowing now directors wera elected : Rav ,
Stephen Byrne , W. J. Onahan , Anthonj
Kclloy , Gen. John Lawlor , John Flte
gerald , W. P. Rand. Those director !
hold over for three yutvrs.
The officers elected for the year are ;
President , Bishop Spaldlng ; vice prosl
dent , Anthony Kollop ; secretary , W. J ,
Onahan ; treasurer , W. J. Tnan.
> t 5 o'clock last evening Bishop :
Spaldlug and Ireland loft for Baltimore
Maryland , In the interest of the noy
Catholic university about to bo oreotoc
in that city.
A Had Career.
The divorced wife of a Bonanza mil
llonaira recently oamo to a mournfu
death principally from taking chloral
which nnsattled her mind and demoralIzed
Izod her whole physical system. She hat
been weakly and ailing and felt hornoet
of something to drown her sorrows anc
braoo her np. Had aho taken Brown'
Iron Bitters she would have boon invig
orated so that she could have fought ho
sorrows off , and enjoyed hojtlthy life
This valuable modlciuo cures general de
bility , tones the nerves , strengthens th
muscles and aids digestion.
A POOH FINANCIER.
Amusing Stories or the Great Ex
pounder ot the Constitution ,
Mr. Augustus Peabody , who was connected
noctod with Mr. Webster in the buslues
of his law office in Boston , used to rclati
that on ono occasion Mr. Webster hac
made all nla preparations for a summoi
tonr in his own carriage with his wife
and had drawn the money for his travel
ing expenses out of the bank the dftj
before his intended departure. The noxl
morning the Now York mall brought i
letter to Mr. Webster inclosing a chock
for $1,500 as a retainer in the great land
case to which Mr. Aator was one of the
parties. This letter , with its inclosnre ,
Mr. Peabody took down to Mr. Wobitsr't
house , and fonnd him already seated in
carriage , about to take the road to Sara' '
toga. He gave him the letter and asked
him to indorse the check. But Wobstei
put the check in his pocket , with the re
mark that ho might need It before he re
turned , and BO it turned out. When he
came back to Boston the whole of it had
been spent , in addition to the money he
had previously drawn.
On another occasion Mr. Webster had
Invited some friends to dinner. As ho
loft homo in the morning herequeatedhU
wlfo to send John down to the office
about 10 o'clock to go to the market with
him. John came down accordingly.
Mr. Webster was busy writing. He
asked John if ho had any money. John
replied in the negative. 'Then , " said
Mr. Webster , "go down to Mr. Barritt
and ask him to lend mo $5. " ( Bnrrltt
was a s'atloner in the lower story. )
John came bank and said Mr. Bnrrltt had
not $5 , bnt sent him $10 , which Mr.
Webster took and put In his waistcoat
pocket. Pretty aoon a poor woman
came In on an alms-taking errand. Said
Webster , still writing : "I know all
about you. Yon'vo ' lost your husband
and have five small children and nothing
to eat. Take thlal" and he gave her the
ten-dollar note which John had just bor
rowed from Mr. Bnrrltt. By and by
bo finished his work and remarked to
his servant : "Now , John , we'll go
to market. " Down they wont through
Conifc and Washington streets and Dock
square to the Qainoy market , below
Fanonll hall. Mr. Webster bought oi
the butchers at tbo south end of the
market what suited him , but made no
payments , as ho had accounts with them.
At last they raschod a vegetable dealer ,
of whom Webster also made a purchase ,
and was about to pass on as before when
the faithful John arrontod him with the
romotk : "Mr. Webster , this man is a
stranger to us ; we never had dealings
with him. " "True , " B id the great
lawyer , "very true ; " and put his hand in
his pocket for the money to pay the
amount. Finding none , he said to his
servant : "John , I thought yon gave mo
some money just now ? " "So I did , sir , "
( aid John , "but you gave it to that poor
woman who came into the office. " "Ahl"
said Webster , "so I did , but I had for
gotten all about It. Well , John , yon
must borrow aomo more money and come
down and pay these people , and now we
will go home. " [ Ben ; Perley Poore in
Boston Budget.
PILE8I PIXiKSt PILES !
A SURE CURB FOUND AT tiABTI
HO ONE NEED BCTJEB ,
A tore cure for Blind , Bleeding , Itching and
Ulcerated Fllea boa been discovered by Dr ,
Williams ( an Indian Remedy , ) called Dr ,
William's Indian File Ointment. A single
box has cured the wont chronic case * of 26 or
SO years standing. No one need suffer five
minutes after applying this wonderful soothIng -
Ing medicine. Lotions , Instrument * and elec
tuaries do more barm than good. William's
Indian File Ointment absorbs the turners , al
lays the Intense itching , ( particularly at night
after getting warm In bed , ) acts aa a pauluco ,
gives Instant relief , and Is prepared only for
Files , itching of the priraU ports , and for
nothlne eUe , I
Read what the Hon. J. M. Ooffinfovry , ol
Cleveland , says about Dr , William's Indian
File Oolnbnent : "I have used scores of File
Ourea , and It affords me pleasure to say that I
have never found anything which gave inch
Immediate and permanent relief ai Dr. Wil
liam's Indian Ointment. For aala by all drug-
glats and mailed on receipt of prioa. Wo and
5l. Sold at roUil by Kuhn & Co.
O. F , GOODMAN'
Wholesale Agent.
nieiilnc for One , Barn OH.
Fall River Advance.
Bribery in any form IB despicable , and
li ai tklllful in its mode of working as il
Is difficult to counteract , but , if anj
gontns will discsver a plan by which t
gai meter can be bribed to toll the truth ,
the world will arise and call him
bleated ,
Edaeatf 0 unci Experienced.
Hood's Sariaparllla Is prepared by 0,1.
Hood & Co , , Apothecaries , Lowell ,
Mas * . , who have a thoroughknowlodgeoi
pharmacy , and many yean practical ex
perience in the basinets. It U prepared
with the greatest skill and care , under the
direction of the men who originated It.
Hence Hood's Sariaparllla may be de
pended npon as a thoroughly pore , hon-
eat , and reliable medicine.
THE ALASKA FUH IIIADG.
The Lento of the Seal lalnndH by th
Commercial Company.
New York Times.
"There is no question that the Alask
Commercial company , by ill lease of th
seal islands of that country , enjoys onoo
the most valuable franchises that conli
possibly bo secured , " ald an extonsiv
importer of sealskins in this city , " and I
Is to bo regretted that the govornmon
granted the privilege it did for so inslg
nifioant a rotntn. At the mo time , n <
matter what may be said on that score
the monopoly thus vouchsafed has bee >
a wlio thing , inasmuch as it prevents thi
general warfare on the seals of thcs
Islands which has caused the vlttntl ox
Unction of the fur seal from every otho
fishery In the world. Under the provl
slons of the company' * leasoof the Island
only a limited number of seals maj
bo killed annually 100,000 I boliovo-
and the natural increase of the animals 1
runny times that. For those skins thi
government receives bnt $2 each , -whili
they wilt not the company about $2,500 ,
000. If the government omplojca hav
in ? supervision of the operations ol th
Alaska Company are not corrupt then
can bo no greater number of nosls taken
I hav an idea , however , that there ar
magnificent opportunities for cntcrprlslci
officials In this work of supervision.
"Tho Prlbylofi roup of islands , eve
which the Alaska Company has snprem
control , are 800 miles from Sitka , am
are simply small rocky protrusions froc
the sea. The only llfo ono sees there I
in the seal-killing season , which begin
early in Juno and continues all summoi
the skin of the seal bolcg in its best oondl
tion during these moutna. The seal
taken on the desolate shores of those die
tant islands furnish the finest quality o
seal fur now to bo obtained. The An
tartio islands of Georgia and Desolatioi
formerly contained a still finer-clad seal
its value being twice that of the Alask
seal , but as they were free hnntio ]
grounds the snlnm's ' long since becam
BO scarce that it did not pay to send ves
aols * o their haunts after them. Th
last time that a seal-hunting party wa
sent to those remote waters loss thai
100 were taken , while the time is atil
within the memory of seal hunters whi
are not yet old when a catch of 2,000 ,
000 a year on these Islands was not ai
uncommon thing. The northwest ooas
of Alaska as far as Oonalsnka Is a frei
seal hunting ground , but the skins ari
far Inferior to the pelts taken in thi
PribylofTrockoiios , as fishermen call tin
seal haunts.
It is not a pleasant sightthe slaughter
ing of seals , nor is.thero anything in 1
requiring heroism or the exorcise of akill
or that will awaken the lively omotloni
of n sportsman. The sealing vesso' '
begin to gather at the Islands early li
June , and it IB a fact that in the hoavj
fogs that prevail in that latitude in sum
mer the sailors depend on the hosrjc
cries of the seals that are gathered on thi
rocky shores to guide them to the hunt
Ing grounds. From the tima the aeali
begin to congregate at the breeding
places until August there Is constantanc
often deadly warfare waged between thi
pugnacious heads of claek skinned
harems , a ad the bollowlngs of thojojjoal
ons seals may bo hoard tar out to set
above the roar of the surf , Not loss that
3.000,000 seals congregate on 'these iso
lated rocks , and the chorus of voices it ii
possible for them to raise may be Im
agined. To see the soils literally packed
nn theno islands is a sight never to be
forgotten. The whole surface of the
rocks seems to bo a wriggling , writhing ,
contorting mats.
"A three-year-old seal has the choicest
fur. Nothing yonnger than a two-year-
old nor older than a four-year-old ia
killed. The hunters start out before
dawn , while the seals are asleep along
the shores. Taking positions between
them and the sea they cat oft their es
cape. Then the surprised animals are
driven Inland , as drovers might drive
flocks of sheep. They are permitted to
take their own time , and when they
reach tbo killing round the hunters go
around and knock each one , or the ones
that are marketable , en the heads with a
heavy club. The skins are removed from
the carcasses at once and taken to the
salting houses , where they are covered
with salt and piled up. They remain in
cure for three or four weeks , when they
are counted by the government agent
and taken to San Francisco , where the
United States collector recounts them
and collects the tax , At San Francisco
they are packed in tight bands and cent
direct to London for the dressing , which
as yet no one in this country has yet
learned to give them. This Alaska seal
fishery baa added not less than 320,000-
000 a year to the trade of the world by
the time the completed garments adorn
the forms of these who are BO fortunate
as to ba able to possess them. "
"liaugh ADC ! Grow Fat , "
Is a precept easily preached' , but not so
easy to practice. If a person baa no op-
petite , but a distressing nausea , Dick-
headache , dyspepsia , bolls , or any other
ill resulting from inaction of the bowels ,
it is Impossible to got up snob a laugh as
will produce aldermanio corpulence. In
order to laugh Bitltfiotoiily you must be
well , and to bo well you must have your
bowels in good order Yen can do this
and laugh heartily with Dr. Pierca'e
"Pleasant Purgative Pellets , " the little
regulators of the liver and bowels and
best promoters of jollity ,
ABOUT PHOTOGIlAPns .
DUueulty In "Taking" Darle Persons
Pictures ol DORS and Cats ,
Baltimore Herald.
"Colored people , " said the photograph
er , as the figure of Charles Henry disap
peared down the atarway , ' 'take a much
better ptctnro than white persons. A
eoffeo-colored ikin absorbs the light and
utilizes the shades and shadows m a the
oretically perfect and harmonious pro
portion , For that roaion the extremely
dark skinned do not show up BO well in a
picture as the lighter skinned , The med
ium mulatto takes the finest photograph
in the world. Every feature Is distinctly
brought out ; every line and shade in the
countenance Is clear and soft , the eyee
look unusually plain f nd brilliant , and
the hair , not being glosiy , makes a fine
appearance. The camera , cannot satis
factorily represent the surface of any ob
ject that IB very black cr highly polished ,
or purely white and devoid of color. "
"lilght-camplexloned persona do not ,
then , look well when photographed ? " wai
atked.
'No"repHed the maker of tintypes ,
"as their faces appear to be blanched th-
Unes are loat , and thellkeneii is very un <
satisfactory. Bo it is with light hair ,
The moat satisfactory way of doing uj
the balr for a photograph ia In the Pom
pidonr or the Greek atjles , because the ]
then form a relieving background for thi
features. Light-colored goods , partlcu
larly pink and yellow , either In dreasei
wrapt , ilbboui or ornamenU , and gold
rings or bracelets and necklaces an
pearlt are all wasted accessories of th
toilet in a photograph gallery. StaUki
fur is taken up nicely by the camera. 1
is impossible to faithfully photograph
diamond. It Invariably looks like a pot
bio or a fishscalc. Patent leather shoo
resemble brogans made of isinglass. Al
blnoa * eyes appear white , circllod with
thlt rim of black. "
"Aro animals easily photographed ! "
"A cat makes a most successful ptc
tnro , They are easily kept perfect ! ;
quiet , and their eyes are not so roatles
as those ot a dog. When their attontloi
ia consencrated their Raze IB more dlrec
and absolutely straight and motlonles
than that of a human being even nndo :
the oxorclto of a strong will power. Thi
muscles of their eyes do not appear to bi
intimately associated with the nerves ai
onn. A fixed eye is the thing to bo ob
tained In a photograph , bnt a glossy sUn
throws a film over the pupil and rofleoti
too much light llko a mirror. For anl
mala , though , the instanoons process li
most deilrablo.
Hotel Oontriuto.
Correspondence Detroit Free I'ress.
When you go inty an American hotel
yon know , a boy takes your biR ago a
the door , the clerk embraces you at thi
counter , brushes whisk , and attendant !
dance around you till It seems as if thi
whole establishment had boon eagerly ox
pooling yon for a week.
Now when you go into an Englisl
hotel it is different.
You tog and twist and shoulder-hcav. .
at the door awhile , until at last yoi
worry it open and drag yourself and yon :
baggage in by painful degrees Bgiinot thi
protest of an inhospitable spring that ha
been cunningly contrived somewhere t <
keep you out. Then you sot down you
things in a narrow , private sort of an en
try with she feeling of a burglar awaiting
an arrest , and wipe off your forehead ant
laok over the ground. There are n <
signs , no bolls , no anything , 'ioustami
and cough and rattle around for a while
and the commotion wakoa
by-and-by uj
somebody In the roar of the house , whc
opens the door and peers through. Thli
Is your opportunity. If you are affable ,
and persistent , and plausible , and state
your ease with respectful urgency , thii
person ( usually a female ) , after some pro
limlnary examination , mill disappoaranc
como back in time with another anc
higher functionary ( also a female ) , whc
examines you in the higher brancnesanc
may end , under favorable conditions
with your admission.
Didn't Turn Pale.
The court and jury , as well as tbo pub
He , enjoy the scene when a lawyer , in ar
attempt to badger or browbeat a wit
ness , comes off second beet in the on ,
counter. A correspondent recalls at
amusing incident of this sort which bap
pened & few years ago in a court room.
The plaintiff , who was a lady , was called
upon to toatlfy. She git on very well
and made a favorable impression on the
jury , under the guidance of her counsel ,
until the opposing counsel subjected her
to a sharp crota-examinatlon. This sc
confused her that she became faint and
fell to the floor in a swoon. In cress-ex ,
amluing the next witness the counsel
asked :
"Did you BOO the plaintiff faint a short
time sgo1' ?
"Yes , sir. "
"People turn pale when they faint ,
don't they ? "
"No , not always. "
"Did you ever hoar of a case of faint
ing where the party did not turn palel"
"Yes , sir. "
"Did yon ever Bee such a case ? "
"Yes , eir. "
"When ? "
"About a year sgo. "
"Where was It ? "
"In this city. "
"Who was it ? "
" 'Twasa negro , sir. "
Peal after peal shook the conrt room ,
In which the venerable judge joined.
The defendant's counsel lost bia case ,
not to say his temper.
Spring Styles In Collar * .
Philadelphia Times.
The dude collar , the tall , stiff choker ,
resembling a wristband , which has been
so much caricatured , has had its day.
Though not entirely oxtlnotit only flour
ishes as a lait relic around the necks of a
few superannuated sports and second-
class mashers. These who bavo been
able to "catch on" know that It has been
supercedcd by a somewhat lower collar ,
known as the "dog eared , " with" the ends
bent over in front. This Is the swell col
lar now in vogue both In this country and
abroad , and will continue to bo worn a
great deal , even during the summtr , es
pecially for driving and on all dreisy oc
casions. With it will be worn all soata
of ties and cravats four In-hands promi
nently and oven the coffin lid ehaped
flat scarfs. For those who like to adhere
to stand-up collars , there Is a now shape ,
with the ends eloping away instead of
coming together. The V shaped collar is
said to be the latest thing adopted by the
Prince of Wales. Iho turn-down collar
will bo worn to tome extent dnring the
summer , bnt will.be narrow. The char
acter ot scarfs and ties to bo worn all
Favor the stand-up collarAa young men
now usually use flannel shirts to knock
ironnd In during the sammor , and as
there ara few dress occasions when the
stand-up collar does not look well there
Is not much need for turn-downs ,
FaBOion in Now Guinea ,
The beaux and belles of New Guinea
\re by no means forbidding. Imagine a
man five feet nine inches in height , hla
body a nlco biown color , covered , if ho
bo a masher , with red earth and varnish
ed with oil , h's ' faoo painted in dlfferant
colon and a piece nf polished atone
through his noae , hla hair long and frizzy ,
ornamented with blrda of paradise plumes
and cockatoo feathers , his teeth black erred
red , his oar weighed down with huge ear
ornaments , his waist compressed to was
pish proportions with a broad belt of
bark , shell armlets on bla arms and dogs'
teeth necklaces around his neck , a breast
ornament of boars' tnaks or peat 1 shell , a
gayly painted waist ribbon , with long
streamers in front and behind , anklets
and knoelota of colored Qax , and a small
netted bag over bis shoulder imagine all
this and yon have a typical New Gainean.
The women match the men. The young
girls wear abundance of ornament ) , but
after marriage few. They ata all pro *
fuily tattooed , and wear colored petticoat
which reaches to the kneo.
'Vfhra Baby WM tick , w gav hw Cutoria ,
Whoa ( ha KM Child , the cried for Caetorla ,
When > h became UUi , the clan j to Cattoria , r
h * had Chlldn * , b gave tbea Caetoria ,
ffc _ xspnriwET'iNWJ * " f
GERiMANRMDt
Rheumatism Neuralgia
, , Sciatica ,
Lumbago , Backache , Headache , Toothache ,
Sore Hi fontNirrlllnir .NprnltiHIIrii lira ,
Itlirim , Mrulilft , Frontline * ,
Jin AM. oriiin oonit.T iv m ASP Amis.
Bow tjDrouUUftn 1 l > klKti evfrrwlifrf. FLflj 0uUaIwttVt.
blrfrtiAnil&ll lADKntrrt.
THE C1IAULE8 A. VOQELKIt CO.
( ? " * , U A. TCUILIR * CO J IStlUnorf , W. , C. 8. A ,
WHITTIEF ;
C17 St. Clmrlcs St. , fit. Lenis , Mo.
A malar gru'ltutoof l o fedlc 4CollPfi ) hMbecn Ion art
incrtgril ID tbe tpeclftl tmtmeut of GONIC , NiavoV * . Bui
A&d nioo PmtKMthun tor other tflileUon St. 1
ulty f tpcriihawmi < l l1 old rMldtmukBow ,
Nervous Prostration , Debility , Montr !
Physical Weakness $ Mercurial and otn r
tions ol Throat , Skin or Uoncj , Dtood PoU
old Sores and Ulcers. * ro trraud * ith anr r
intern , en Intf it ReltitlUs principle * , ff fc'ttr * rrlrtttlj ,
Diseases Arising from Indiscretion. Excess ,
Exposure or Indulgence , vhith rrMoee om or u *
f llo | Q * ir cUi BfrrouiDCHfl , deblhtr , illmntM of ilt
uxldtfrctlre ranaory. pltnplei CD the nre , p&y ilMl dcc&7 ,
trerfleototht * otltf or fm Ut , coctusui of UCM , tta ,
renderlDB Warrlneo Improper or unhftppy , * n
KnnftBtaUl/OQrrd , rimphltt ( Sft f > afttientbe ) aboTt.Mfil
611 enttlcpe , trtt to 107 < 3drr i. ConialUtloD t r
Pee or by mill frtr , and Invited. Writ * rorqueiUon * .
A Positive Written Guarantee
( rttt In til tonhlo , < * , M llela i i Ttrj h ro.
rixraphloti , Knellih or Gcnrun , 04 pag , do-
torlblUK obova diie sf , la mala or ftmul * . FiLZM.
MARRIAGE GUIDE !
flotplltrt. lllmlrtlrd U llotll ua
, . ,
ooulni H ibo turloti. doubtful or laosulUn vuti i
know , A , took tl irut lu ro ) o % U UuIU ) Cm Set
S50 KEWAKD $50
rcTOUJFIST ) TOCEQUAL [ OT
OnlLLAHD'S '
TOWSHARS
PLUQ TOBACCO. "Th.DI
( n , rb MJ.ARIQE and l CQOD
MTIrth A Cloklo , 00 A OS Wi
ltts 6r nii la buppy combination o ( fine , yoong
crUp red , kurly lei R tiller , with a
DELIOIOUB FLAVOR
and It just mecta the tosto of a large number oi
choweri.
Ordora for "Plowshare" are coirlnifln ripldlj
from all parts cl the country , demonstrating hon
quickly the great army ol chewera Btrlko a goovl
combination ot Tobacco , both aa to quality and
Quantity. Messrs Lotlll rd& Co hare oierclsod no
little tlino and labor In cndearoilng to reach the
Acme ol Perfection In Plouehire , aid seem to bavo
done It. Boeldea the Tin CSNT curs si Ploweharo arc
Almost He in
Which Ii a point not to bo overlooked by dealer !
who will flnd It to their Interest to order tome and
give their customers an opportunity to try it.
Ask Your Dealer for Plowshare
Dealers supplied by
Groneweg& Sctoentgen , Council Bluffs.
1'eresroy & Moore , " "
L. Kirsoht & Co. " "
Stewart Bros. " "
1'aiton & Gallagher , 0 moba.
McCord , Brady & Co. , Omaha.
Fur tale in Omaha by
H. Ylngllntr , CIS S 13th Street.
Henry Ditzen , C01 S 13th St.
Heimrod & Co. , G02 S IStb St.
Gee Carismu,1015 Famnm St.
Kaufman Bros. , 207 S 16th St.
Kaufman Broa , 1009 Farntun St.
Frank Arnold & Co. , 1418 Farnam St.
August Flotz & Co. , 1509 Douglas St.
Geo. Heimrod , 613 N 16th St.
Bergen & Smiley , N , W. Cor. ICth and Cum-
ing Sts.
Van Green Bros. , N , W , Cor. Division and
Cnming Sts ,
Z. Stevens 913 N. 21et St.
J. H. Spetman , Cor. Douglas and 12th St ,
Geo. Anderson. 318 S. 10th St.
Charlie Ying , 712 S. 10th St.
Mrs. G H. Lawloy , 80G S. 10th St
H. Mnnfelt , S. W. Cor. 13th and Howard.
Mrs. G. M. Lavrley , 80G S. 10th St. . Omaha.
Geo. Anderson , 318 S. 10th St. , Omaha.
J. H. Spetman , corner Douglas and 12th St.
Chaa. Ying , 712 S. 10th St.
riulry the BI.UOD'ioCTi
IIP LIVER anil KIDNEYO.
anil Iti'.hToitK Tint HKA1.TJJ
Ur.lirons tlio uilnil
HiijiHllcs Hraln l' wei.
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. I n DR. 31 ? vB ITOi'd IRON TOOTO u unfa ani
"Ttjedy euro. I'lWcsa clear , lieailliy complexion ,
' ticuipta.at at crv" < .ir'/liiB : onlyaijtf
OtliopopularltyDt the orldliml. Douutexpert
Uent KCttliaOllIUINALANUllKSr. . _
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H nd your uddresotoTlw IT. H utter M d.O < j.V
t.l.oul , Mo. , for our "DllEAM BOOK. " B .
"nilof etr&Euv and r afuLiuanDA > otx.f & % Jr J
FINE LINE OF
THE ONLY EXCLUSIVE
OMA1IA NKR
METAL POISON.
lam aoopp rml > h by trade , and the imall par-
tlclo * ol brau and copper from filing not Into torei on
ray arma and iioltoneU my whole nvitent. Uercury
admlnltttred brought on iheuroallim , and I became
ahelpluM Inr-IU. I took twodoien bottlei of Swltt'i
Specific Uy ltgi , aimt and bunili are all rlghUgain.
I uie them without pain , My rittAratlon Is due to
8. H. 8. l' T R f./ ) ? ,
Jan , . 1839. ogutta , Oa.
Malarial Poison.
We have ntedHMft'iHpfclfle Incur family at an
antldcte for nu.l ri l prison for two or tbrte yean ,
and bare nerer known It to tall In a single Inttano * .
W.O. roaunr ;
Bumpier county , Oa , Sept 11,18 ! < .
Ulcers.
For tti or eight yrari I guttered with nlwri en mr
rlgbtJeg. I wu treated with Iodide ol Potae lum
andUercnry , and I became hilplee * . Bix bottle * d
Bwl't'iBpeolflemAdt ' a permanent care.
m. 23,1585. IL I ) . WlUOJ , OUnMflO * . Oa.
Bwtlf i Bpecifte If entirety Teaetable. TreatlN oo
lood and bltlu PUeaae * mailed free.
Tbe BWCT Brwanc 0 , Drawtr 8 , AUuiU da , , 01
W W. HH HI. , N , Y.
V
The remaikftblo growth of "Omahn
dnring tha lui ( on yoara li a matter o
great utonlahmont to thoao who p jr an
occasional visit to thla growing oltr. Tb *
development of the Stoo.V yards the
nocoufty of the Bolt Lin * Road the
finolr paved atrceta the hundred * of now
roalaonooa and ooatly bantnoai bloaka ,
with the population of onr city more than
doubled In the laat five yean. All thli
la a great anrprlao to vlsltoro and ! R tht
admiration of GUI oltlsona. Thla rapid
growth , the business activity , and the
many aubntantlal Improvement * made a
lively demand for Omaha real cstoto , and
every Inventor has made a handinm *
profit.
Slnae the Wall Street panlo Mry ,
with the Bubs9tjuont ory of hard tlmci ,
there haa boon loss demand from opoonla *
ton , bnt a fall demand from Investor !
Booking homos. Thla latter olasa eta
taking advantage of low prices In build
ing material and are securing tholr homos
at much loss coat than will bo possible a
yoai hence. Speculators , too , can buy
real osta < B cheaper now and ought to take
advant > e of present prices foi fatnn
pro is.
The next few yoara'promlaei gseatai
d ivel opmontu In Omaha than the pstt
fir * jroara , which have been an good ai
wo could reasonably desire , liovr man.
nfactnrlng entabllshrnouto tud largo job *
blng hoanea are added almost weekly , end
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many In Omaha and through'
bnt the State , who have thohr money in
the banks drawing a nominal rate of In *
teroat , which , If judiciously Invested In
Omaha real ettato , wonld bring them
maoh greater return * . Wo have many
bargains which wo are confident will
bring tha purchtaor large profit * In Hit
noni future.
We have for sale the finest resi
dence property in the north nnd
western parts of the city.
North we have fine lots at reason *
able prices on Sherman avenue,17th ,
18th , 19th and 80th streets.
West on Farnam , Davenport ,
Cuming , and all the ending streotc
in that direction.
The grading of Farnam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible Borne of the finest and
cheapest residence property in the
city , and with the building of the
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty m the western part of the city
will increase in
We also have the agenoy for the
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper
ty in the south part of the city. Tha
developments made in this sectiou
by the Stock Yards Company and
the railroadi will certainly donbla
the once in a short timo.
We also have some fine business
lots and some elegant inside reei-
doncop for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
some good bnremm <
Bet # een Farnham and Douglas.
P. S. Wo ask those who hnvt
property for sale at a bargain to fjnr
us a callWe want only bnrgami
We will positively not handle prop
erty ot more than ito real value.
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