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UNFAMILIAR ANIMALS.
Recent Additions to the New York" Mu
slim of Natural History ,
The Music Ox The Jaguar nd rum *
Marine ManimaU Other Kara
or Unluo Specimens ,
New York KvenlnR Tott.
The mnak ox , la without a doubt , the
most unfamiliar animal of tha ontlro
American fauna. It U loon roaming In
small horda over the uninhabited wastoa
of the oitromo north ; but a largo angcea-
tlon of Ita habitat rocalla ctrcumatancoi of
contltct between ozlstonco and atarvntlon
that may well atand aa eufflciont excuaa
for Inkewarmness toward acionco at such
a juncturo. It Is not at all ( singular tbnt
our oxpedltlona fall at limes to bring
awty tbo tresauica of the antipodes , the
entire strength being often needed to
care for the oaaonthla of the occasion.
Husk sheep Is the tiuo doatgnation of
this rare creature , Its affinities bolng
nearer the ahoop and goats than to Bos.
A glance at the animal shows the fea
tures of the Bos family , but the norna
and the long hair are highly sug-
goatlvo of sheep. The uamo may be
said of its face , which is largo and broad ,
and of the noae , which la pattlcularlj
blunt and wldo. The horns Hn over the
hoary hair-covered forehead llko n saddle ,
The specimen just now added to the mu
seum In Control Park la n full-sized ndull
bull , about the dlmentions of a small cow ,
with long hnir hanging from its flanki
and rear , of oven length , llko a pall
reaching nearly to the fetlocks , and sup
plomeutod by a shawl-Ilka cowl over the
head and shoulders , which ia , aomowhai
curly and mane-like , leaving a dlstincl
line of demarcation. The colors pro i
deep umber and rusty. The habits o ;
this animal are much llko those of thi
goat. Rocky , barren heights are Iti
favotito places of roaort. Tha food li
similar to that of the caribou , grass in thi
summer and lichens in the colder season
The droppings are of the form of rounc
pellets , recalling the goats and slice ]
In this particular , as distlngnlshet
from the Bos family. The flesl
Is Inferior to that of any other ruminant
by reason of Its musky flavor and coarai
fibre. Musk sheep associate in herds o
twenty to thirty. Calves are brough
forth about the last of May. An adul
reaches the weight of about three time
that of the barren ground caribou , noarl ;
000 pounds. Thia animal Is distingniahei
by bolng the only species of the genus li
existence. Its specific name ia auggcatoi
from the pungent mntk-llko odor that exhales
hales from the skin of the creature. I
has been soon very far north , In the moa
barren regions , whore It would seam 1m
possible that food sufficient to sustain i
could bo found. Though apparent ! ;
clumsy , It is quite nimble , running an <
cllming with graat 'facility when clcsel ;
prosEod. Several fossil species have boei
found among the extinct animal remain
of both hemispheres.
Among other more important animali
in the recent addition to the museum litho
the jaguar. As these animals vary some
what In s iz3 , and beauty of coloring am
markings , Professor Ward was requested
to defer sending examples of them and o
the puma or panther , until ho had pro
cured really excellent typical apsclmoni
to fulfill hia contract for supply Ing all thi
North American mammale. Both an
now In the museum. Tho. jaguar Is i
superb looking beast , nearly as large aa i
medium sized tiger , and larger than thi
leopards of Asia and Africa , its noarea
allies TITO living examples are ownec
by the Central Park menagerie. A 0,001.
opportunity la there presented of notlnj
the characteristics of this beast and o
the leopards. Seen apart , the nn
accustomed eye does neb readily obsorvi
the differences. Compared , the leopard 1
seen to bo lithe , ita every part aupplo I
a surprising degree. Its tall ia long am
lies on the ground as it stands , assumln ;
graceful curves. The skin la clothed li
One clcsa-lying hair of rich golden coloi
closely ornamented with black ring-Ilk
rosettes. The jaguar , native of Sontl
and Central America , wldoly separated li
point of locality from its allies of the eli
world , as compared to the leopard exhibIts
Its a striking robustness of body am
limb. Its head is more angular , its nee'
moro muscular. The tall barely tonohe
the ground , pr bat little moro. The sam
rich golden pelt , with jot rosettes , It hat
but the latter are supplemented by blac
dots in many of the rings. The effect c
this gorgeous coloration Is exceedlngl
pleasing. The jaguar , oven compare
with a leopard of its size , presents an ni
pect of superior power ; It is immonsol
robust , the leopard la Intensely lithe.
The jaguar Is the largest of the No1
World felldao. Though capable of cop
ing with the largest 'prey , It moro oftc
feeds upon the rodents , several species c
which are , In fact , quite bulky. Th
capybara , the largest living rodent , 1
about the slzo of a bull-dog. Thi
creature , from Its stupidity of habits
falls a ready prey to the great cat. Th
peccary is a noteablo orea' uro in the 111
history of the jaguar , for the latter i
continually making the mistake thi
small bodies are necessarily equal !
feeble. Not so with peccary. Thia Hi
tlo plg-Hko member of the swine famll
possesses most amazing courage , which
backed by the ability to ueo ita sabre-Ilk
teeth with tavogo effect , usually effects 1
complete discomfiture for jaguar , Th
great sea turtles are oaiy prey for thi
formidable cat. Llko thg practise
turtle hunters of the tropics , the jagut
watches for the appearance out of tl
sea of the huge reptile , wh
is bent on reaching tbo oxlrem
high-water line where she may safely de
poalt her egg * . Wo have often witneasc
the actions cf the green and loggorhos
turtles at the Dry Toitngas , on the Flor
da Reef. The first full moon in tb
early summer brlngi the roptlle to th
shallow waters. Timid and cautious , sb
swims jutt under the surface for a tlmi
now and again peeping shoreward , A
quiet , ahe rapidly nears tbo shore , and i
swiftly as may bo roaches the top of tb
beach. Once fairly on shore , nothlo
bnt force will prevent the consammatlo
of her Intent , easily frightened of ! as 1 :
ia before leaving the cca. When falrl
ready to deposit the eggs In the oonalde :
able hole made by tholilnd illppora , tb
jaguar steps to the feast and enjoys
tint oourao of fresh eggs ready at ban
to capsize tbo reptile when It shall mo\
seaward. With an adroit movement tt
jaguar pubs the great creatqro hors d
combat , and at leisure enjoys his moi
substantial meal upon the half-shell , f <
Jr with most Incredible strength and do :
terlty he rips the two asunder.
ilumboldt records an Instance of
jaguar bolng captured that "exceeded I
size apy tiger" be bad seen. ,
The American panther , or puma , la tl
U. largest feline next to the preceding , ;
America , A fine female example Is
the new collection. The term Amerlci
lion is derived from the color , which
much like that of the lion , The pun
resembles very much the Asiatic lionet
Though this cat does not produce largely
yet It continues to ba qnlto common In
the chlckly wooded regions of the middle
states , and is occasionally soon In the
Adlrondacki. It has a range extending
throughout the continents from Canada
to Patagonia. Wo mob with a largo
male on one of the keys of the Florida
reef which had swum across a deep chan
nel from the mainland. In the upper
conntrloaof Florida it Is not uncommon.
Moat of our wild predacious animals
are destined ore long to extinction. In
riew of this it is gratifying to know tbat
in the great metropolis Is preserved , in
absolute security from fire , specimens ol
them prepared In excellent and lifo-liko
manner. This Is Into of the great moose ,
wapiti , and all the deer tribe. Superb
specimens of each , male , female , and
young , are there preserved.
The collection of marine mammals ol
North America Is very nearly complete.
A newly added ono at this tlmo Is the
beautiful harp seal , ono of the hand ,
aomoat cf the rice. It singularly roaom <
bios the rare bindod seal , or ribbon seal ,
hlch was added to the Museum lately ,
'ho ' coloration of the harp seal strontIj ?
iiggcsts the outlines of a musical harp.
Of the collection of monkeys auppliec
iy Professor Ward is a rare ono , rondoroc
1th a definite number , almost unique bi
in act of extreme selfishness. On a clr
nmscrlbod portion of tholilandof Mada
ascar Is a certain grove of trees , one
counted by a troop of monkeys of th
African genus Colobnr. No other ox
mplea of this monkey are known to ox
st. Sir John Kirk , an English travole
, nd sportsman , ordered his servant to kll
,11 , of this tribe. There wore not many
nd those were skinned and cent to Eng
and , where they weraby Sir John's order
Istiibntod to several Institutions of nat
ral eclonco , ostensibly for the purporo o
roventlng any foreign museum froi
iwnlng one. Professor Ward , who has
; oniua for securing rare things , and fo
ittalnlng the unattainable , foil upon
ipeclmen that was sent to an English in
titutlon whoso officers did not appreciat
t. Ho secured it , and proudly checkc
ff on his list of desiderata subject
jUadrnmanoa ; destination , American Mi
lenm of Natural History ; genus , Oolobui
pocioa , klrkl ; a specimen heretofore re
Carded as likely to remain on the list ir
definitely , as "wanted. "
Thla Instance rocalla the example c
ho Gibraltar monkey , a specimen c
irhlch was lately added to the musonrr
A small troop of those monkeys has in
liabited the rocks of that celebrated pron
mtory for many years. Not moro tha
un or twelve were present when late !
a British sergeant of the neighboring gai
ison attempted to connb them. Thia i
ho furthest point north , and , indooc
.ho only locality in Europe occupied b
monkeys. Monkeys were supposed pnt
"ately to bo confined to tropical regioni
bnt several spocles of a largo genus Mi
caqno have been discovered in the col
mountainous regions of Japan and Thlbo
Among the unfamiliar animals received
ceivod at the museum are several cote
coans ; a largo dolphin , which with th
white whale and black whale , two othe
dolphins and the several other largo me
riuo mammals , form a rare collection.
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She Would Not Have BIc.
Ihlcago Ledger.
"And so she wouldn't have youl"
"Indeed she wouldn't. "
"How'd that come ? "
"Well , I sab down alongside of her an
book her by the hand , as I heaved a slg
too deep to sound. "
"How was that ? "
"It didn't make nolso enough. Yc
see , I alwa's do my slghin' in'ardly , a :
breathe through my ncse to hide a
breath. "
"Well , whab then ? "
"I felt her hand flatter in mine , an *
could hear her heart thumpln' llko
Watorbnry watch. I thought that meai
'say the word an' I'm yourn , ' an' so
eald It , but got left. "
"You don't tell mo. How did it hai
pen ? "
' Well , she fired up like a bornot , a
said she would never marry no man wha
popped the question as though ho was n
fcrrin' to sp'ilt fish. "
"Woll , that boats all. How In tl
world did you do it ? "
"Well , I sorter give her hand a lilt
squeeze to show her I was cheerful , ai
then I cays , quite glib like , says I-
'Mlrandy , can you stomach me1" ?
Dead Sea of the West.
The famous "Dead Sea of the West ,
Mono lake , situated In Mono count }
California la thus described by a write
in the San Francisco Chronicle :
Its water la BO strongly impregnate
with alkalies that the hand hold for
few minutes In it will crack open and th
skin bo eaten off. No living thing exlsl
In It , though it ia said that often , aftc
strong winds have blown across its sui
face , there Is a layer of worms several fei
wide on Its loward shore. It oleanai
clothes dipped in it almost Inatantlj
and if they are neb speedily remove
does worte. Its shores are barren , blea
and lonely in the extreme , bordered by
soil that will grow nothing but the scrnl
blest of sagebrush , In the proiperoi
tlmo of Bodlo a steamer piled on tl
lake , but It is sild up in ordinary. Tl
length of the lake in about thirty mill
and Its greatest width about elghtee
miles. Seen from this magnificent poii
surrounded by the great walls of Blood
canyon , it Is ono of tbo noblest views c
earth , but at the same time It only prov
bo one who has been about ita shorca at
tolled across the deserted and sandy ii
terval to the welcome foot of the Slerr
with oven no bettor way across than tl
Bloody canyon , the truly "Dlstan
lends enchantment to the view. "
TTben Btby wu sick , we g re her CutorU ,
TfTien ebc TTM & Child , she cried for Castcria ,
When ehe bocuuo MIw , tha clang to CMtori * ,
Wtou iho had Children , the garc them Casterii
TUB THICKS Of MEDIUMS ,
Kollnr Tells How Easily Grcnt Men
Ilftvo Boon Dnpcd.
Philadelphia North American ,
"Well , I'll ' toll yon how I got inbo the
business , " said Mr. Kellar , the magician ,
beginning ono of hla lively chats yester
day. "A good many years ago I traveled
with the D vonport brothers. Their
father was an old man then , and ho used
to toll mo over and over again thab his
sons were trno mediums of spiritual
power , and thab they were called to that
mission by divine will. Well , ho bolng
an old man , and I a boy , of course I be
lieved him , especially when I saw tholr
inexplicable tricks. 1 looked on the
brothers with wo , and traveled with
them for eight yojrj as an assistant.
Finally , filled with a pious
desire bo servo the spirits
a little myself , I got hold of a rope
alone. I tied my hands bho best I could
Imitate the brothers , to sort cf coax bho
spirits , but they acted as if they didn't
care for my services , and whether I
wanted myself bled or untied , I had bode
do ib myself. I studied knobs awhile and
praotlcod them , and finally I gob ono of
bho other assistants to to ! mo. The re
sult gratified mo , for I found I could jast
manage bo gob out. I kopb on trying and
found I could gob out of the rope lot htm
tlo ib as ho would. Skepticism had al
ready sot In , and 1 soon found myself
working at bho other bricks of the broth
ers and could do miny of them. About
this tlmo Fay , who was the old manager
of the brothers , found out that I had
discovered tholr secrets , and wo at once
stsrted up a company of two and struck
off on our own account. Wo traveled all
aver the world , and have soon all the
tricks gDlng. Yon hear great storlee
about the tricks of eastern jngglero-aud
a great many of them are pure yarns. ]
saw a newspaper article just the othei
day that was full of them , such as a mar
throwing a ribbon up in the air , olimbinf.
up out of eight , falling down In pieces ,
and putting himself together , and al !
that. It Isn't so. The European magi
clans are far superior to the Orientals.
"But Ib Is the mediumistic trick thab ]
am bonb on exposing , without hurting tin
business of any reputable juggler. T <
begin with , I think bhab Spiritualismputi
moro people iu the Insane asylum thai
anything elsa except liqnor. Bub wo cat
excuse the majority of bho Spiritualist ,
when great men allow themselves to bi
so easily fooled. For instance , I was thi
assistant at a private soanco which tin
Davenport brothers gave in London to i
number of gentlemen , among whom wen
Dion Bouclcault , Charles Roado , Algor
non Borthwick , Lord Buiray , Capt. In-
I Bitfield and others. The brothers won
both tied in their cabinet. Lord Bnm ;
stopped up and leaned over ono of then
I to examine the knot , when the othe :
quickly slapped him on the back. Then
was a murmur in the room. Thcso grea
mon wore struck with awo. Now , leb mi
tell you , bhls rope trick depends upoi
moro physical dexterity , and the sla ]
was made like a flash and pretty hard
bnt hero is bho description Dion Bonci
canltwroto of it : 'A small , white , doll
cato female hand suddenly appearcc
above one of the doors of the cabinet. Ii
quivered for several seconds , and then
slowly descending , tapped Lord Burre3
; ontly on the shoulder , and then raoltec
in air. '
"It is just in this way that otherwisi
sensible people show their senses to bi
docieved and their Imaginations pceyoc
npon.
"The celebrated theoscphUt Engllng
ton completely dumfonndaa mo In Cal
cutta. Three of us were seated by t
round table. Two slates wort
Elaln In. I took the two and washot
and wiped them clean. He then gavi
mo a little piece of slate pencil , which ]
pub between the two clean slates. Hi
took hold of one corner with ono ham
and I took hold with the other. Wi
then claaped our free handa and held thi
' slates under the table. Presently then
was a noise as of the pencil writing , am
when wo opened the alato I behold thi
following : "My name is Geary. Don'
yon remember me ? Wo used bo joke o
this matter at the Sb. George. I knoi
bettor now. "
"I remarked , ! know no ono by th
name of Geary. ' .Tho slate was pub nn
dor the table again , and the work'Goary
Geary , ' was written several times. Otho
slates were pub under boo , and ono wa
brought oub with this on it : 'I am Alfrei
Geary. T on know mo and St. Loger. "
"I'hon I remembered having mot bet
men at Cape Town , in South Africa , fen
years before. Geary had died thro
yenra before. Geary and I had jokei
about spiritualism at the St George hole
in bhat town , thousands of miles awoj
Well , I had to confoaa I didn't know hoi
tbo thing was done , and paid my forfeit
Bnt bho mystery i now clear. I learnoi
ib several years afterward. At bho ha )
In Cape Town , Africa , where I per
formed , there was a janitor namei
Hutchlnson , a great spiritualist. Eng
lington had boon there- just after I loft
and , of course , Hutchinson told him al
about mo. That's how ho gob his in
formation , for the spiritual letter anc
mediums are always preparing themsolvei
in bhla way. Aa to how ho wrote tin
communication on the alato , I found thai
out , too , and have done it before the
Slebert commission , which is invost'gat '
Ing spiritualism , and will soon report ,
They have had Slado and Lord and i
great many alleged mediums before
them.
"Nearly all spiritualists are honest It
their ridiculous belief , however much ac
cused for dishonesty , and , stranger still ,
I believe there Is B ohanca medium whc
speaks in a trance who really believes Ic
bis agency ; bnt thoio mediums who make
use of tricks are frauds every time. "
Rupture , Broauli'of Hernia.
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without use of knifo. There Is no longo :
any need of wearing awkard , cumber
some trusses. Send two letter stamp i fo
pamphlet and references. World's Dis
ponaary Medical Association , G63 Mali
Street , Buffalo , N Y.
The Llmo-IUln Club ,
Detroit Free Press ,
* Upon opening the mooting , Brothe
Gardiner fined Elder Toots $300 fo
breaking a lamp chimney with hla elbow
and then announced the fact thatth
Hon. Overpluo Boogs , of Delaware , wa
in the ante-room and waiting bo delive
his celebrated lecture on "Will the Com
o ing Man Shoob Off His Month ? " The re
ception committee went to eecorb th
great man in , bub presently returned wltl
a statement tbat he was lying on a benol
in a deep stupor , and that ho bad evidently
dently been drinking heavily.
"Do committee , assisted by Glvcadar
Jones , " said the president , "will escort d
lockturor down stairs in the most conven
ient manner , an' ' when he haa reached d
alley doah It will be de dooty ob de com
mlttee bo see dab do oocashun bo made
memorable one in his dairy far 1885 , "
Two boob heels and a broken suspende
were found in the alley next day , and I
t
s presumed thab somebody exerted htm >
elf.
elf.Tho
The following communication was then
oad in a tremulous voice ;
ANDERSON , S. 0. , April 10. 1885.
Bno. GARDNER : At the last meeting
if our club , which ia callad "Tho Heroio
Vhitowath Society , " our secretary road
in account of your temporary Illncsi , and
ho club at once pacsad the followinprcs-
lutlon :
"RESOLVED , that it Is the sense of this
meeting thab Brother Gardner should
eon recover his health , bub If Provl-
once directs bhat he bo stricken down
and gathered into the arms of death , this
Inb stands ready to donate $ CO for ono
of the biggest funerals over hold in
America. "
There IB very little llmo to bo bed in
hia locality , and wo have to do a great
deal of our whitewashing with lamp-
> lack. What rates can you lvo us on a
carload of fall lime , warranted free from
all mat or inaoota ?
FAR OFF SMITH ,
Secretary.
The president returned whab ho called
ils "ioIUmmabory thanks" far bho roso-
ntton of sympathy , and the secretary was
directed to make the vary lowest r tes on
imo , and throw in bno dczan whitewash
bruahoa.
A communication from Memphis gave
nfarmatlon that Division John Smith ,
an honorary member of the club , waa ad
vertising to euro consumption by the lay-
ng on of hands , and in order to fill his
purse was making all colored porsom
within ten miles of him believe they had
the fell disease.
A communication from Richmond , Va. ,
likewise announced thab Prof. Phosphate
Wellington , another honorary member ,
and everyone who paid him fifty conbi
was given so much good luck that work al
$ L a day was no longer an object.
The secretary waa directed to warn
both members in a largo , bold hand , and
red ink , thab they must ab once qull
such business or sutler expulsion , and
Brother Gardner added , for the benefit ol
his hearers ;
"When members am sick a straight-
out dose , by a straight-out doctor , will
either euro or kill. You git yor money's
worf , no matter which way It goes. We
can't countenance no member impoaln1
on human natur' by pawln1 around for
two shlllln' a paw. As fur the bizncss ol
tollln * fortunes , wo all know the past an
kin guess clus 'nnif do fucher to keep an
extra vest buckle whar' wo kin find it any
time bheold one gives out. "
Trustee Fullback waa then Informed
that ho was to be cent to Cornwallls ,
Nova Scotia , to organize a branch club to
be called < ( The P. D. Q. Colored Advis
ers , " and the president added :
"Brudder Pnllback , you h as brabblct
bofo' , bub a few words of advlcawill doyen
yon no barm. Dean' spread yerself over
moro'n bwo seats in do railroad kyars.
Civil answers won't coat yon a cent , an
may save yor abina from a klckln * . Yon
may know all about anodor man's game ,
bnt doan' bob on it * Thirty years ago
our statesmen wiped delr noses on deir
coatsleevcs , bnt dsr' has bin a new deal ,
an * you mustn't forglt your bandana.
While It am handy to oat wld a knife ,
do use of a fork ab table may secure you a
cabinet poeishuu. Doorln * do day stick
to do sidewalk , by night walk In do mid
dle ob de road. Dab's all , an' we wli
now alnz our cloain' sane ; an1 dismantle
do moetln' . "
" 100 Doaes One Dollar" ia true only of
Hood's Saraaparilla , and it is an un
answerable argument as to strength anc
economy.
"OLD CAM. "
Fen Stetcli of the Great "Wall
Bear Lender ,
Now York Chronicle.
Add ison Oammack la the most Import
ant man on the "bear" side. The emal
operators circle around him like Junu
bugs around a gas jeb. They look upot
him as bhe fountain bead of all "boar1
wisdom and inspiration. Words from bis
lips are as precious as pearls and are
caught and carried along from onoanother
until they have gone the rounds. Ho is
a heavy , broad-shouldered man of 58
with iron-gray hair and mustache. His
eyes are gray , and his month and chii
and nose are large , and indicative o
firmness and resolution. Ho dreaac
very plainly , although hla clothes are
made by the most expensive tailor in
town , and ho always carries a walking
fitlck Ho speaka quickly , and nlmoc
Invariably follows each remark with the
Inquiry "Huh ? " Being a bachelor , ho
has a valet , who attends to his wants.
Ho la a member of the stock-exchange
bnt is rarely soon on the floor , and is no
down-town oven half as much as ono
would suppose ho would be. Ho ROC ,
out walking and driving a great deal , and
la of ten seen in Central park. Cammack
Is a man of exemplary habits. At one
time he was an inveterate smoker. Hi
smoked the strongest kind of cigars anc
a great number of them. A year and a
half ago his physician told him that his
health would bo improved If ho smoked
less. Ho never smoked a cigar after
that. The man's will is so strong thab ho
will do anything that ho makes up his
mind to do. Ho Is a southerner. Ho
was born in Kentucky and drifted down
to Now Orleans. He subsequently came
north and started in as a cotton broker
in Now York. It was neb long before ho
gob to dealing in stocks , and was success
ful.
ful.Ho
Ho la now worth $0,000,000 or 37,000-
000. He goes on his own judment ,
which Is next to unerring. Ho works
the market against Jay Gould , and Gould
does not seem bo bo able to entrap him In
any way. Ho isalways posted on everything
and there is scampering when ho makes
a move. Ho Is grnfi' , blunt , and bo the
point , and has a mind of his own. Ho
can form his own opinions. That ia the
greatest secret of his success. A friend
who waa talking to him ono night said :
"I hear you are called 'The Mephis-
of the ' "
bopheles street.
"What is that for ? " growled "Old
Cam. "
"Because you raise hades down there ,
I suppose
"Well , if they mosn that I do as I
want to , that's what I am , and I don't
care what came they glvo mo. "
"Oim" used t ? be shaved by a certain
In the shop in the Windsor. The man
was very attentive. Not long ago the
man had a chance io buy a shop , ant
"Cam" lob him have $2,200 bo start In
business. .
"Cam" made $1,600,000 In the fall In
stocks ab the tlmo of the panic in 1873.
In the last great decline ho made all ol
$2,000,000. It ia no uncommon thing
for him to make or loao a quarter of c
million. While ho may make that
amount at any one tlmo , it la not olttm
that ho loses so much In a lump. It
may coat him $100,000 or $200,000 beget
get the market In shtpo to realize , bnt
he gets U all back , with a hugh profit he-
aides. Ho rales tbo market just as
much as Jay Gould , Cammack has made
all hia money in the market by his wits.
Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciatica ,
Lumbago , Backache. Headache , Toothache ,
NaroTlirontNn-rlllniri < , HirnlnIlruUcB ,
HiiniK , NrnlilA. Jb'roUSIIlcn ,
.AXD ALL OTiiKn nonar PAIXS Ann AIIIIS.
Sold Lj Urutil.li mJ p-ol'rn etf rrwlfr * . riflj ( VuU a Iwtllo.
Dlmlloixln It UnKDHtni.
THE CIIAUI.r.8 A. VIIUKLEIl CO.
( S lKtlloA. TCK3tLH COJ rUlllnirt , HI , I'.S. A.
DOCTOR
RfHITTIER
017 St. Chnrles St. , St. Louis , No.
ArrialAr graduate of lwoM < Jleal College * , hmlieon lonitfl
and Bu 6 ftutAiuthan an/ ether rBjilelaola at. LonlX
u rltr I apert b tad > ll oil tfiMmli , knew.
Nervous Prostration , Debility , Mcnlrt nn (
Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and otnar fattc-
lions ol Throat , Skin or Bones , Blood PolicOfl ,
old Sores and Ulcers. ro treated ith inrarttloi * !
loeeeu , on lateit nelentlos principle ! , Pa'elr , f rlratt\j \ ,
Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess ,
Exposure or Indulgence , which rrodnee iom or it
follonlnc effect ! l aerrouitieiii , debllltr , dlmneii of alibi
ted defective memory , flmnlei on tbo raee , pDjilpfcl de / ,
tmtlontotht > ocl tj or ( tm ln.eoutnii of Ilexeta ,
rendering MurrURO Improprr or unhappy , tu
Krmtneiujcured , t'inipblet(5A ( rtRfiontbe ) nbovei rt
lealed eorelor-c , freMo KbTadilrrii. Coninltatlon l t
Beoorb/uatlrreiandlnTlte"d. WrtU forqueiUom.
A Positive Written Guarantee
rtre * In til eoruile etiei. Jledlcloei neot cttrj h re.
l' raphet , Knellih or German , 04 pneei , a -
icrtbluff above dticascs , In xnolo or Tomale , FIIBA.
MARRIAGE GUIDE I
% M pagei. flna pUtei , Illuitratc4 la et tb and flit bl lloA ,
know , a book l arent 'im rut < o fj > l
tnmitcd By IU Ovtsa
$50 REWARD $50
EQUAL of
JOn.LLABD'S '
piuit b JLAROE and ai GOOD T'Trwaj. _ T
Wlrtti & Dioklo , 00 A 02V&MJ 'jutCUt gt ,
. py combination of Dno , yonn
crlap red , burly lorp filler , with a
DELICIOUS FLAVOR
and It just mccU tbo taeto ot n large Dumber o
chowera.
Orders lor 'TlowBharo" are coming In r j > Idly
from nil parts of the country , demonstrating hoi
quickly the great army of chewers strike a goot
combination of Tobacco , both na to quality ant
quantity. Messrs Loilllard & Co. hava exercised no
little tlmo and labor In endeavoring to reach the
Acme of Vcrfcctlon In PIe 8h re , ntd eccm to h ve
done It. Besides the TKN CR.NT cvra ot Tloweharo ar
Which Is a point not to bo orerloofcod by dealer
who will find It to their Interest to order nome and
glvo their customers an opportunity to try it.
Ask Your Dealer for Plowshare
Dealers supplied by
Groneweg& Sctoontgon , Council Blufla ,
1'eregoy & Moore , " "
L. ifirscht & Co. " "
Bros. " "
Stewart .
1'axton & Gallagher , Omnha.
McCord , Brady & Co , Omnha.
Fur ealo in Omaha by
H. Ylncllnor , CIS S 13th Street ,
Henry Ditzon , 001 S 13th St.
Heimrod & Co. , G02 S 13th St.
Goo CarUiao,1015 Farnam St.
Kaufman Bros. , 207 S IDth St.
Kaufman Bros , 1000 Farnam St.
Frank Arnold & Co. , 1418 Farnam St.
August Flotz & Co. , 1609 Douglas St.
Goo. Heimrod , CIS N 16th St.
Bergen & Smiley , N. W. Cor. 10th and Cum
ing Sts.
Van Green Bros , , N. W , Cor. Division nni
Cumlng Sts.
Z. Stevens 013 N. 21st St.
J. H. Spotman , Cor. Douglas and 12th St.
Geo. Anderson. 313 S. 10th St.
Charlie Ying , 712 S. 10th St.
Mrs. G. M. Lawloy , 800 S. 10th St.
H. Mnnfelt , S. W. Cor. 13th and Howard.
Mrs. G. M. Lawley , 806 S. 10th St. . Omaha
Geo. Anderson , 318 8.10th St. , Omaha.
J. H. Spetman , corner Douglas and 12th St.
Chas. Ying , 712 S. 10th St.
\Vlii riirlryuie Bl.oQD.'roror
sale the- LIVER ami KIDNEVB ,
and UKhTOIlK TIIS UEAJjTJT
tmcl VIQOll of YOUTH. IJ *
popsla Want of A | > | K'1lto , liv
dlwsllnn , liuof Hl renptl ) ,
iru. allies a cleat , liuilljiyconipli
nt Mlrmptrt at c"rt < ; tiir | on
inlarltyiil thuorlvln.il , Douotc
tllioOiuol.VAl. AMJltK T. . . . .
oed nur ii-ldresa toTb Dr. l ;
t.I aB , llo.for our "pKKAMBOOK. " ,
S'iillof itruucr KDI } wSvl Uifuraiiik.ioc.bno.jC' J
LIHE OF
IN OMAHA NED.
GANGER CURED
I I have had a cancer ou my lace tor minjr years. I
have tried a greit many icmodlM , but wltbout re-
lief. I almott K re up hope ol over belnr cured. Ur ,
Uardmtn , my BOD , recommended Swift's Specific ,
which I have taken with frroat rcaults. My l co I ,
now < rtll , and II li Impoealtlt ( or me to cspreBi my
thanki ia words for w hat this medicine lin done ( or
me. MRS. OurclliKCMAH ,
Uonroe , da. , Sept. 2. , 1831.
Swllt't Speclflo bn curel a cancer on my face , and
bus almott made a new rn n ol me.
T. J , TKATK , Wicltia , Kin.
I have hul a cancer on my right car ( or three
years. Itrledetery lemedy tbo plijilclans prao.
tlctd , to no permanent Kooj. Hwllt's Specific bM
wreught woudcri ( or me. It U the Lett tlood pu-
rlBerlntli world. J o8. Uoit&owlrloicnceJa.
Swift's SpeclAo Is entirely vegetable , and teems to
1 cure cancem by forcing out the Impurities from the
lood. Treatlie on Blood and Skin Dltuuca mailed
Iree Tim-SvurSricincJCo. , Drawer 3 , AtUota.Oa. ,
or 169 W. 23d St. , New York.
eXi
Nervous Ixxt
IJebUllr _ .
Afiforlto pr Krlpton ! of a cotcd < pcUlUl ( now re-
Bled. ) Dtu eliU can fill it. Addrwi
DR , WARD * CO..LOrjlflIAJAiW
A CITI
Tha iem tt blo growth of 'Dinah *
daring the lut few years li matter of
great Mtonkhmont to thoao who pay an
occasional visit to thin growlngclty. Thi
doTolopment of the 8tor > Yards thi
nooossltf of the Dolt Linn Road tba
Qiiolv pared stroota the hundreds of now
roaldonooi and costly bnslnoso blooki (
with the population of on * olty more than
donblod In the laat five yoari. All thli
la a groai inrprlso to vlaltori and li the
admiration of oni oltlioni. Thli rapid
growth , the buolnooB activity , and tha
many substantial ImprovomoiiU madn a
lively demand for Omaha real ootato , and
every Invoatox has mode a handionu
profit.
Slnoo the Wall Street panlo May ,
with the Bnbaoqnont ory of hard time * ,
there haa boon losa demand from specula
tors , bnt a fall demand from invoatoii
looking homes. Thla latter olaaa ua
taking advantage of low prices In build ,
ing material and are securing tholr homei
at much loan coot than will be poasiblo
year honoo. Bpoonlaton , too , can buy
real oeta ( a cheaper now and ought to toke
advant e of present prldoi foi fntura
pro ta.
The next few yean promlaca gieatei
d n-ol opraonto In Omaha than the paik
Qvi years , which have boon an good on
wo conld reasonably doolre. Novr man.
nfaotnrlng ootabllBhmeuta and largo Job.
blng houeoB are added olmoot weekly , and
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many In Omaha and through *
bnt the State , who have tholr money In
the banks drawing a nominal rate of in
terest , which , if judiciously Invested in
Omaha real oktato , would bring them
much grofttor returns. Wo have many
bargains which wo ue confident will
bring the purchaser large profit ! In tht
near fatnrn ,
We have for snlo the finest resi
dence property in the north and
western parts of the city.
North \ve have fine lots at reason *
able prices on Sherman nvenue , 17th ,
18th , 19th and 20th streets.
West on Farnam , Davenport ,
Gaming , and all the eading streeti
in that direction.
The grading of Parnam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible Borne of the finest oni
cheapest residence property in the
city , and with the building'of the
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty in the western part of the city
will increase in valnn
We also have the agency for the
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper
ty in the south part of the city. Tha
developments made in this section
by the Stock Yards Company and
the railroads will certainly doable
the once in a short time.
We also have some fine busineaa
lots and some elegant inside rosi-
dencop for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
BOmo good bargains bycnlhngn
RIAL ESTAT1
BROKERS.
313 South Mfcli St ,
Bet , reen Pornham and Doaglas.
P. 8. We nsk thoflo who haT
property for sale at a bargain to gin
as a callWe want only bargains
We will positively not handle prop
arty at more than its real value.