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THE DAILY BEE TUESDAY , APKIL 21 , 1885. UNITED STATES ational Bank ! U , B. DEl'OSirORY , S. W. Cop , Farnam and 12th Sts Capital , - $100,000.00 0. W. HAMILTON , I'rwi't , M. T , UAKLOW , Co hiei 11 , M. CALDWELL , B. V. SMirn , V. HAMILTON , M. T. UABWW , clu r. 0. Win , HAMILTON. mil solicited and kept subject to sight othc M of Deposit Issued payable In 8 , men nth ? , bearing Interest , or on do- into > int interest. file * cos made to customers or approved Jtitles at market rates of interest. The Interests of customers are cloaelyRunrtl- 'ed ' and every facility compatible with prlncl- ilos of sound hanking freely extended. Draw ettht ( drafts on England , Ireland , Scotland , an < ? nil parts of Kuropo. Sell European postage tlckotn , Collection B Promptly Mado. Cor. 18th mid Douglas Sts. Oapitnl Stock , - - - S15UMt ( ) Lability of Stockholders , 800,000 r.fe Per Cept Interest Fait 03 Deposit ) LOANS MADE ON HEAL ESTA2JS JAMK3K. nOTD . Pro nl W. A. PAXTON . Vies President L. M. HKNNKTT , . Mannglnz Dliooiol JOHN E. WtLBUJl . . . . . . .C hl f OIIA8. F.JIANDBB80N. THOB.Ii. KIUBALT , J. W GANNETT. MAI MKYKU. UKNKY I'UNtJT E L. BTCNK. United States Depository OF OMAHA Oor. AStii and S"arnasn The Oldest Banking Estab/tshmar,1 in Omaha , UtOUUI'l. TO XCONTZn ' orKOJiUurt in ien& . is a National B > , nk In # SOOCO ( JPI1CPIT3 . IJ1BOOO oinnta B IMratfAji Zooirrea , rrccldonl. 'oua A. CmatiToa , Yloa A asBTDB Koctrrii , 2d Vies ttettdtnt. A , I. POnaimu. r. H. luvir. c iw W U Ketwim. Al3lsJsa > C 3ht < ir. Transacts o ( rcnci .l bulking baalnose. Isoticu tlu certificates belling Intorosi. Draws dralta on Si Franolaco and principal cities In iha United State ! Abe TiOiulon , inbllrj , Edinburgh aqd ih prlncll" cities of the continent * nd Europe. COLLECTION PROMPTLY MADfc WOOD'S MAMMOTH MDSEnM-THEATEE. ( I'oiinerly Academy cf Musle ) S. A. DniEsnACH & Co , Proprietors COL. J. H. WOOD , - Manager MONDAY , TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY April 13th , 14th nnd 15th , MR. J. AY. BURTON , Supported by Mortimer & Weaver's Star Dra matic Company , In I' TIICJRSDAY , FRIDAY nnd SATURDAY April IGth , 17th nnd 18th , VIGALANTES. Chingo ol stage poiformanro thrco times a week. JP4J&4.0JE7 MUSEUM Will contain Frcnlcs of Nnturo and Curiosl ties from all parts of the world , being a eclen tlfic and moral oxliibitlou. ICntlro change every week of curiosities. . 'A l&sort fpr Ladies. A Resort for Children ' Museum oiwn from 1 p. in. to 11 p. m. Theater Matinee daily , 2 p. in. , nnd night , 8 p. m , lOcts ADMISSION lOcta Sacred Concert Sunday afternoon and eve ning. * HitH4SiiJt LaW ) ASENCf b. ; ( SUCCESSORS TO DAVIS & SNTDKB. ) QENKIUL DEAUCIia IN 1605 FARNAM STHEET. OMAHA Hart for Bile 200,000 acres carefully selected land ) In L'utcrn Nebruka , at low prloo anJ on caay tcrmi Improved fattnj for sale la Douglaa , Dojjc , Colfaz , Platte , Durt , O'umlnf , Sarny , WuhlnetOD , Merrlck , Blunders , and llutler oountlon , Taxeg paid In all parti of the ttatt. Money loaroj on improved farnu. _ Notary I'abUo alwayi In otlloo. CorroepondenM eollclttxl Mendelssohn & Fisher , ARCHITECTS Kooina28 and 29 OmnhaNatl.Bank Block IDOCEUOBA TO Dufrene & Mendelssohn Ova. L. . Uh r , termer ? with W , L. B. Jenny ArthlUcl. Chicago. JioUelm M. R. RISDON , BKPRE3KNMI Fbouilz losnraaoa' Ca , London , Ouh AMcU | } ,88I,000 WMtche t rN. Y. , AnoU 1,000,000 Tbelferohanti of NewarkN. J. , Au t > . . . . 1,176,000 GlrardFlra , Pbllad lphlaAsi U ISOO,000 New Hampablre Cast ) , Awota. . . . _ _ . 1.015 000 HAMBUEGAMmiCAIf PACKET COMPANY. Direct Line for England , France and Germany. Th iKanuhlpa of thU well known lint w * built of Iron , lo ter-tlght compartments , and are fur. ohhtd with e > rr requlalta to make the paiitgi both eafe and agreeable , They carry the United BUtes and European malli. and leav New York Tuaidayi and Satmrdaji for Plymouth ( LONDON CfoerboufrPAWS and UA1IBURQ. Ratoi ; Bteerwre from Hamburg 110 , to Bambar 10 ; round trip ISO. Firtt Cabin , J45 , 5 and | 7 . Henry Pundt Uark Hanien , F , E. Uooiei.U. ToJl , agenta In Omaha , Oronewegr 4 Scbototiren , agenUln OouncU BluBf. 0. U. ItlOIIAltl ) fc 00. , Ben. raw. AgU , Ot Broadway , N. Y. Chai. KOI- mlnikl A Oo.,0enrrat Wciterr Agenti , 170 a h. ng St , Cbloayo. Ill . , , MaryandMy , Marjlandi " . rtywrei , Lovely daughters and noble men , " "My farm lies In a rather low and tnl asmatlo eitaatlon , nnd "My wife I" "Who ? " "Was a very pretty blondol" Twenty yoira Rgo , bocnmo "Sallow I" "Wlthotoo and aged ! " Btforo her tlmo , from "Malarial vapora , though the made no particular complaint , not being of the grumpy kind , yet causing mo great tinea- alncss. "A short tlmo ago I purchased year remedy for ono of the children , who had a very eovoro attack of billoneneis , nnd It occurred to mo that the remedy might help my wife , na I found that oar Ilttlo girl upon rooovoting had "Loat ! " "Her asllowncBB , mid looked aa fresh ni a now blown daisy. Well , the utory la goon told , My wlfo , to-day , lias gain ed her old tlmo beauty nith compound Interest , nnd Is now as handsome a mat ron ( if 1 do say U myself ) aa can bo found in this county , which li noted for pretty womjii .And I have only Hop Blttm to thank eor It. "The dear creatnro just looked ovormy shoulder , and unys ' 1 can flatter equal to the d ya of oar courtship , " and that reminds - minds mo there might bo moro pretty wivoa If my brother fanners would do as I have doiio. " Hoping you may lent ? bo spared to d good , I thankfully remain , 0. L , JAMES , Boltsvlllo , Pilnca George Co. , Md. May 20ih , 1883. None Ronulno without a bunch of green Hops on the white label. Hhuti all the vllo , poisonous stuff with "Uop" or "Hops" In their name. The finest tonla ( or nervous people li Hostcttcr'8 Stomach ach Hitters , which In mires peifcct dl- Kcstlon and usslm la- tlon , and the actho pcifornunco of their fuuctlone by the lv- craoil bowels. As the system acquires tone through the ID. llucn cool this benign med'clno ' , the nerves grow stronger and more tranquil , headaches - aches cease , tnd that nauelcsi anxiety which is ft peculiar ity of the djspoptlc , gives way to cheer- fulno's. Tocstabllfh health on a Buro foundation , ute the poorlcss ln > lRorant. For sale bv all Dnigglatii and Dealers generally. ' ' " " * " r-'lV "lOF n"i * \ \ M inlllciuu aitr - n'f - i . v fcttnf * * . - -1.1 to I . .uuu.t Jtn llf ' y * f"V i " 7i-iu. ' MR , /l. \ JulOEIVTfttUNi y&vy. t-Gt.3 iozint- MenThinlc : U - . . ; they know all about Mustang Lin iment. Few do. Not to know is not to have. THE BEST THING OUT FOB Washing & Bleaching In Hard or Soft , Hot or Cold Water. SAVKS I.AhOit , TIMK and bOAr AMAZINGLY , and ghca universal satisfaction. No family rich or poor elioukl be uithout It. Sold by all grocer * . BnirAnB of Imitations well Jo- slgno 1 to mUioKl. 1'KAnuvB la the OM.T SAfis lubor eavloif compound and alw j a bears the abort ) 8 > m- bcland name nf JAMES TYLB NEW YOIIK. Calmbaohor , . . . Bavarie , Pilsner . . . - . . Uohoinuu ) . -o - - - - * - DOMESTIC. Budwoioot . o Ajihauoor. . - . - .St. LOQIB. Best's . . . . - . - Milwaukep. BohUtz-Pjlsnor _ . Milwaukee. Crag's ' . * . .0malie. Ale , Porter , Domestic and Rhine Wuie. "D. MAURER. ISIS Farnam St A FINE LINE OF THE ONLF BXOIiUfclyT ! IN OMAHA NKI D. O.BEYANT.M. D. Farnam Street , Corner Ittb Bti < Offloo bean 8 to it a.ra. , tto o T near * xperl < nM , Oao ipeak German. art Sl-dlr TUE ADVENT1STS. The York Convention ml Boino Cor- rcctlons. FHBMOXT , Neb. , April 15. To the editor of the BKE. In Monday's issue ol the daily BEE your York correspondent makes some atatomonta concerning Seventh Day Adventists - vontists which I beg leave to correct , Bo aaya this people do not bollovo in the "Christian Sabbath. " This Is a mistake. Wo do bollovo most emphatically In the Christian Sabbath and teach its obaorv- anco. By the term Christian Sabbath 1 mean , of couraa , the Sabbath of the Bible ; the day camnnndcd by the Chris tiana * God and kept by Christ and the apostles. ( Ep. 20:8 : 11 , Luke 4:10 : and 23GG ; ) . Your correspondent iu referring tj myself says : "Ho nnd some of his people ple wore much ozclted and s'.ood at the door during the evening tcsilon distribut ing tract ] to all who caino in. " I did not stand nt the door but sit near the center of the hall during the on tire even ing , and to my certain knowledge there wore no tracts distributed by our people during tbo entire convention. At the close of the convention there word eomo small circulars distributed but I did not participate in this work. The object in distributing this circular , a cppy of which I rend you , was that the public might know the real character of the movement. Advontlats have been anticipating this stop for moro than a Bcoro of years. They come to this conclusion from a careful Btndy of the prophecies of the blblo. The figures uaod by the Inspired panman to represent this movement as n "boast" having "two horns llko t. lamb and ho spako as n dragon , " mild in appearance nt Crat but aftarwarda terribly threatening. The association with the honorable title of Reform Party , Is trying to do what John a w that the "best" would do , have laws enacted that conflict with the commandments of God and the consci ence of his people. A close and careful study of the scriptures connected with this prophecy will convince a candid mind that thii party and the boast that John eaw are the simo. P. S. A complete exposition of this subject may bo found in iho book en titled "United Statea in Prophecy , " sold for 2f > 3 by the Tract Society , Fremont , Nob. What Do the Druggis They know what the people call for and they hoar what their patrons any as to whether tlio medicines they buy work well or not. Mattel ! & Johnion , Ruih City , Minn. , say : "Brown's Iron Blttora give cntlr < 3 satisfaction to ourcuatomors. " Kllnkhammer & Co. , Jordan , Minn. , Bay : "Wo soil moro Brown'o Iron Bittera thah all other bittern combined. " L. E Hackloy & Son , Winona , Minn. , say : "All our customer * speak highly of Brown's Iron Blltors. " A. 0. Whitman , Jackson , Minn. , aays : "Brown's Iron Bittera is giving good satisfaction to pur chasers. " These arp only a fow. Wo have hundreds moro jaat na good. Justice , Nut Imiv. Detroit Free Tress. "Captln , I like to ohpoko a few words to you , " ho said , as ho called at the Cen tral Station yesterday. "Woll ? " "if some stranger conies into my place und drinks a glass of peer , nnd doan' pay mo , can I hit him mlt a glnb ? " "If you do ho cm have yon arrestad aaeault and battery. " "Vholl ! vhelll Can 1 take him py der collar und shako him a few times ? " "Tha ! ; is the same thing. " "How vh s It If I glf him some kicks ? " "Sams thing. If you lay hands on him ho can have you arrested. " "You doan1 asy ! Can 1 cill him names ? " "That cornea under the head of Bsmlr , and perhaps ho might bring an action for slander. " "Vholl , py Rraoioual Doin' I haf BoniQ law at all ? ' "Yon c n sue him for the debt. " "Humph ! Cap'ain , I like to tall yet something ? " "Go ahead. " "If doidt-beat Into aomo - comes my blaco und drinks my peer , I ahmllea on him. I tells him it vhas a fine day. I oak him to call ogiin und I make It ploasent for him. Doc vhas a signal to my con Sbnko , who gooa oudt py dor allpy und waits for him. If something takes place ondt doro , I vhau innocent. Ifaamepody vhaa found mit hia pack proke , dot vhasn't mo. I vhaa In dor ealoon all der time , uud if Shako vhas gone oudt I dean' see him ! Uood-py , Captain ! If some law dcnn' ' protect 1119,1 look oudt for my self ! I vhaa a shmtler , und my son , Shako , doan'hurt a fly I" What can bo moro disagreeable , moro dit astlng , than to sltln a room with a person th t is troubled with catarrh , and has to keep coughing and clearing hia or her throat of the mucus which drops Into it ? Such persona ra always to bo pltlod if they try to cure thomeolf and fall. But If thby got Dr. Sapo's Catarrh Remedy there mood bo no failure. Mr. Potts' Doul In Port. Lowell Courier. "I think , my dosr , March pork is a good purohaBo , " mid Mr. Potts , taking another pancake and ailnmlng over tht morning paper. "I guest wo don't need any , thank you , " said Mrs P.itts "If yon sea anj good October batturunywhtrd , you might aond up a jar. " "You d .n't understand mo , my dear I mean a little npeculation. Lotnuohov you how it works. Now I buv 250 bar reh of pork at $12 37 $ a burd. " "Heawns and oa'rth. Mr. Potta where an you going to \ tit it all. " "Don't ba ao fait , wile. I don't evei see the pork myself , ur have anything tc do with It. " ' I thought ynu just said you were go ing to Bono up 260 barrels. ' ' "No , I didn't. The pork I am gotof. to buy is Wiy off In Chicago. ' "How d you know whether It is ROOC or no , thttu ? " "Do r n o , wife , what do I csro wheth er it Is good or bad ? 1 merely go long. ' "You moan you go long minding youi own business. " "No , no. That's a technical phnmv Let me explain it to yon. You neo wher I en long , the bucket shop goes short. " Z-'Short ? " "Short , Mr * . Polls " "Short of pork ? Why doa't they gat aome more , dear ) " "Good Ljrd , wife , the whole thing i\ \ plain aa day. Hero I go to a bucket ahoi and bay 250 barrels of pork : Hint , don yon aeo. makes them baa-a and mo i bull. " "Djn't ' you knowany better , Mr Polte than to Ulk like that before your owi children ? I should think you'd bo aalum ed of yourself , air. Yon get worse and worse every day. " "You don't know what yon aroUlklng about , Mrs. Potts. When I buy 2GO or COO barrels of pork its shows I feel llko a bull. " "I should think you'd feel llko an Idiot. " "I buy 250 barrels of pork aa 1 said before fore , Mra. Potti , and cover It with margins. " * What kin J of margins ? " "Oh , G-cont margins , to bctjln with. " "I shouldn't think margins as cheap as that would bo good for anything. You'd bettor lot mo go and pick them out for you. Mr. Potta , men never know about such things. " ' "I buy 250 barrels of pork , Mra. Potti , and hold on to it until March. " "I thought you said you wouldn't have any to hold on to. " ' 'As I sold befora , Mro. Potts , I buy 250 barrels of pork and hold on to It un til March comes , nnd then pork , accord ing to my way of thinking , will bo worth a dollar or two moro a barrel than 1 gave for it , and I'll bo anynhoro from $250 to $500 ahoad. What do yon think of that , Mrs Potta ? " "Whoro la the § 500 coming from ? " "From my deal. " "What deal ? " "Tho deal I just told you about. " ' 'I haven't hoard a word about a deal , Mr. Pot's. ' 1 gnoas you are out of your head , this morning. I don't know what has got intc you lately. " Analysis can't ' find ono drop of opium , morphia , or mineral poison in lied Star Cough Oaro. A Girl Who Can Shoot. San 1'rancitco Ohroniclo , Misi Lillian F. Smith , who styles her- tolf tbo "California girl champion ; rillo shot of the world , " gave a remarkably Interesting exhibition of her wonderful skill and unerring precision with the rlflo yesterday evening. Around the wooden figure of a door , suspended In midair , a number of glass balla were attached by wires. Miss Lillian , with n seven ponnd Ballard rifle , carrying a 22-caliboro car tridge , brokoball after bill at a dlaUnco of thirty-three foot with unfailing aim , firing both from the right and loft shoul der , shooting with the rifle hold upside down and backward over the shoulders , sighting with a hand mirror. Those shots eho ropoatad with the sight obscured by a card on the mnzzlo of the rifle. Ono of the most remarkable feats wan the breaking of a glass ball revolving on a wire in a horizontal circle , with n radius nf about six feet. Tills feat she oho per formed shooting backward , using a hand mirror to sight with. Ten glacs balla were sprung from a trap , with only a four foot rlsr , and every 0113 broken before they roaohod the floor. Twenty balls were attached to the door , which was caused to swing , and every ono broken Inside of a mlnuto without a miss. Two small balls no larger than a hazlonut shared the same fate , and a nickel 5 cent piece concealed behind a card was perfor ated In thd ogutor. After the programme had boon completed , Crittenden Robin son , the well known wing shot , had acquired auch confidence in the accuracy of the aim of the young lady who Is really only n child of 14 yeara .of ago that ho volunteered to hold the ace of clubs , which ho took from a pack of cards in his hand , whllo she ondoavorcd to per forate \t , and eho justified his coafidonca by putting n ball through ihe center of the ace spot. IIosforil'H Acid Plioephntc. UUNDUEDS OP BOTILES PRESCRIBED. Dr. 0. R. Dako , Belleville , III. , says : "I have prescribed hundreds of bottles of it. It is of great value In all forms of nervous disease which ore accompanied by loss of power. " The Sign fLanguago of the Tramp. Camden ( N. J. ) Post. Then with a piece of chalk the tall dump stooped and drew the following characters upon the floor , giving each Its explanation. These are chalked on fences , gates or walls for the information , of trav eling brethren. IF This r.iad hotter than the oilier. * They will buy If you have what they want. l | Good for something to oat. f 1 Religious , but good on the whole , X No good. ij Spoilt by too many tramps. J Likely to have you taken up. + Dingeroui. turo of being imprisoned. "Tho upper crust of the fraternity , those that are well fixed in the cities , rcaort to the directories In public places and mark the names of 'good onus. ' Several thousand are thus marked in New York and Chicago and the 'gangs' that profit by this system are well organ- Izsd and number from ten to thirty mem bers. bers."Tho "Tho following are tholr maiks with tholr meanings : " Means doubtful , or not crfled on before. " Moans , good , or likely to give. " * Moans very good , or very likely to give."I "I know of a gang of over twenty per sona ( n ono of tbo big towns who inako at least $10 a weak each " Then the tramp followed the officer and dleappaarod for the night. Hon. M. V. WftRner. Mayor of MarihaU , Mich. , has a large stock farm adjacent to the city , with upward of forty brood mfros and a fine lot of well bred youog horass and colts , lie also owns the celebrated stallions Black Cloud , Recorder. Strathmore , Jr. , and Comancbe Chief. WiiKK'rf SrmiT ov THE TniEH aajri Mayor Wagner Is one ofltho lead ing breeders of the itate. and a eentlomau of experience , and the Tone , FIELD AND add * time Mr. Wagner Is doing much for the breeding interests of Michigan. Besidca being mayor of the city and superintending his stock form. Mr. Wagner gives personal at tention to the business of tbo VolUlo Belt , Co. , in which ha ie't , large stockholder. Thie company under his judicious management and care ha * built up a very largo trade bothal - home and abroad. It all shows what om roan of enterprise can accomplish. , A Htory of Butler , Ikwton Traveller. An incident occured while I was serv ing on the jury at Concord , when tht General waa quite a young lawyer , wlilol I shall always lemembor. Ho was tell Ing the Court what he know about Engliat law , when ho was Interrupted by tin venerable judge with those words , deliv er d In a very emphatic tone and manner "Young man , don't you talk to moabou English law. I knew all about it yean before you were born. You lake youi eeat , alrl" 11 did. It was too maoh for Beu'i pride , and he burst into a flood of teara- raoro genuine .than those thod at tin Tawkebury hearing , without donbt. . A man attacked with Brlght'a Dltoato or any kidney disease , don't want fini worda , but its conqueror , Hunt's [ Kid ney and LiverJ Remedy. Wo must tell of the great speciOc- Hunt's [ Kidney and LiverJ Remedy. It never falls to euro DIabetli , Dropsy ; Brlght'a Dlaoaio , ti. EXTEtffclVK 1UAND TIIANBFER , Clovclfiml Cnpltnllftt * 1'nrclmso Over Two Million Acre * In Colorado , Ex-Senator Tabor , Col , Craig nnd QcorgoW. Thompson , part owners of the St. v rain grant of Und In Southern Colorado , have just completed a aalo of their land to Cleveland capitalists. The grant ii ono of the largest in the United States and covers nearly 4,000,000 acre ; , Tabor owned 900,000 acres. Thomas tha same numb > r , and Craig 500,000 acrer The names of the capitalists and the prlcoa paid are withhold from the public. It Is understood that the eyudlcato will enter extensively Into the cattle-raising bud- nojf. The grant is noted In the hiitory of land transactions in Colorado , and the solo of such a largo intoroat In it will ba of great benefit to Colorado. The grant covers that part of the State lying cait of the Sangro do Ohristo Mountains and south of Pueblo. The grant is chiefly suited for grazing but there la consldorn bio agricultural land In it. There Is also some mineral land in it , and It Is a quoi- tion as to whether the title to the mineral land would go with the grant or bo con- sttuod M remaining In the Government of the United States. The grant wa * originally made of this tract by the Mox- ioin Government'In 1840 , to two men , St. Vriln and Vigil , in consideration of their colonizing it. After the Mexican war , by the treaty of Qaudalupo Hidalgo , this simitar prants were confirmed In tbo pstaona entitled to them under the terms of the grant. If the title of the claimant waa good aa between h'm ' and the Mori- cm Government , then by the treaty of Gauldaltipo Hidalgo it w-s good na bc- tsrocn them and the United States. Many able lawyers units in holding that the title of St. Vralnand Vigil \VM goad and the purchasers have , therefore , only to trace a good title from themselves to St. Vrnin and Vigil. There are any numbar of Interesting questions atten dant upon the main Issue which are yet to bo settled. A Child Tobftcuo-Ghowcr. Syracuse Cor. Chicago Tribune. Ilattlo Kotchnm , the 5-year-old daughter of Andrew J. Kotchnm , a farmer and tobacco-grower living about ono mile south of Woodsport , is hope lessly addicted to the use of tobacco , and has been since she was 2 years old , When botwpon 1 and 2 years of ago the girl was alllicted with colic , and at the suggestion cf a friend tabasco smoke wa * blown Into milk and. given her. This remedy proved effective , but created an uhcontrollabla desire for tobacca , and by various subterfuges the child has ever since found means to satisfy her craving for the wood. Her parents , of courao , rofaio to en courage her In the use of tobacco , but some of the hired men , thinking tl.o eight of a small child smoking a cigar very 'cato , so to apeak , often granted her robuest , made in appealing baby tones , fora ' "gar. " If refused , the child Would steal into the tobacco shod , where laFge quautitles of the product are stored , aud , biting elf pieces of the leaves , would chew them with the relish of a lifelong lobacoo-chowor. As a raanlt of this habit , a sickly paler - ? or has spread over the child's face , and It h likely to ruin horhcaUhnnd possibly to causa her death. Although the parents have dona everything possible to overcome her Inclination for tobacco , the effort has bean a failure. She starts up In her sloop and begs for tobacco to sat isfy her cravings , Bill Nyo's Jonracyiugs. In a personal looter to the editor of The Cheyenne Sun , dated Hudson. Wis consln , April 10 , Bill Nye gives some ac count of his recent wanderings that will , no doubt , Interest his many fclends in the west. He says : "I want to tell you that I have recent ly saesod the people a little from the lecture "nostrum" and surprised my clf by hitting the dear people haro. My audiences are attentive but they are not respectful. They ait there and laugh right iu my face. Then I have to go back ngaln and they laugh again in i very disrespectful way. It JB fun fo them , but a man who has been reared 1 with as much care as I have don't wan' to bo made n laughing stock of all th Urns' Did I toll you that J. B. Pond tbo train.cable manager , la going to go' ' a lecture paitnerfor mo next season , acd then devastate the country ? I go to Boating in throa weeks to make a tour of Now England for the Glebe , with cx- pensoa paid and a good price per gob for each ware of lltoratoor constructed. I shall also appear on sever * ! occasions In my great moral tableau , entitled , "The Rise aud Fall of the American Horse Thief" ( § 100 per pop and expenses ) . I have a proposition by nearly every mail V } take a half Intoroat in a youmoroua somewhere but 1 ' ' . " pjpor , soy , 'nay. bltitular Tenacity of Iilfo , 1'ittsburR Chronicle , "How little it takes sometimes to kill a man , and then , again , what wonderful tenacity to llf j some men have , " said the red-headed man who was reading the pa per. per."Tha'v'a so , " said the others. "Just listen , " said the red-heidod man "Bore's a brakeman on the Nickel Plato road. The paper says : Ho fell In front of the cir , which paesed diagonally across his body , and lived. " Begoah I know a palntor who fell oil a church atooplo and got well again , " ta'd ' the croau-oyod man. "I knowed a man shot a bullet through his heart and lived ten years. " said the man who looked llko a farmer. "There was a man In Salem , where ] came from , that bad four ton of rock fallen on him and he's alive yet , " said the one.- armed man , "Y-a a-a , " said the red-headed man. "Leiumo see. Where waa J ? Oh 'fell In front of eho car , which pasted dlagon ally acrosi hia body , and lived but a fev moments. 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