THE DAILY BEE SATURDAY , APELL 18 , 1885.
, , Maryand , My Maryland. "
* * '
I'rettywivei ,
lively dnughten and nolilo mpn. "
"My ftrm lies In a rather low and mi
asmatic titaatlon , and
"My wife 1"
"Wno ? "
"Was a very pretty blonde ! "
Twenty yo rs ago , tocsme
"S.llowl11
"Ilollowoycar
"Wlthoroo and aged ! "
Btforo her time , from
"Malarial vapors , though she made no
particular complaint , not being of the
grumpy k'nd ' , yet causing mo gcoat uno -
atnoss.
"A sliott tlrao ago I purchased your
remedy for one of the children , who hod
a very severe attack of bilionsnoes , and
It occurred to mo that the remedy might
help my wife , aa I found that oar llttlo
girl upon rocovoting had
"Lost ! "
"Her ssllownoes , and looked aa fresh
as a now blown daisy. Well , the story
la soon told. My wife , to-day , has gained -
od her old tlmo beauty with compound
Interest , nnd Is now as handsome a mat
ron ( > f 1 do any It myself ) as can bo found
in this county , which Is noted for pretty
wo mm And I have only Hop lilttm
to Hunk eor It.
"Tho dear crcntnro just looked ovormy
shoulder , nnd tnys ' 1 can flatter equal to
the dtys of our cDurtahip , ' and that re
minds mo there might bo moro pretty
wires If my brother farmers would do as
I have dono. "
Hoping yon may lontr bo spared to d
good , 1 thankfully remain ,
0. L , JAMES ,
Beltsvlllo , Prince George Co. , Md.
May 20 th , 1883.
None genuine without a bunch of green llopa on
the whlto label Shun all the vllo , poisonous itufl
with "Uop" or "IIops" In their name.
The finest tonic
far norvoui people
It lloatottcr'l Stomach
ach Bitters , which
In surcs peilcct Ul-
Kcstlon and asslm'Ia- '
tlon , Mil the actlvo
performance of their
functions by ths lv-
criuicl bowels. Aa
thosystom acquires
tonolhrouKhtnoln
MuencoofthlsbonUn
mttl clue , the nones
( 'row stronR r and
more tranquil , hoad-
action ccaae , mil that
riamelcsi nnxlcty
which Is a peculiar
ity of thodyepoptlc ,
elves way to cheer-
Fulno'8 To establish
health on a sure
foundation , mo Iho peerless lu > liorant. For dale
hy all Drug's1 ' * Dl1 Dcaleri generally. _
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THE BEST THING OUT
FOK'
Washing & Bleaching
In llard or Soft , Hot or Cold Water.
SAVXI LABOR , TIMS and Soxr AMAZINGLY , and glvci
nnlversal satisfaction. No family rich or poor she-ale
be without It.
Sold hy all crocer * . BKKARH of Imitations well de
elgne l to mislead. PKARLI.MI U the O > LY HAKH Ube
savin ; compound aud always bean the above sym
bcl and name of
JAMES 1'VLB NKWYOUK.
Men Think'
they know all about Mustang Lin
iment. Few do. Not to know is
not to have.
MTTiT ) POWEB CORES.-
InuioSO ) mi * hp cial I'rciicrlptlonsof
uii-mlnentl'tiji'icUn. fjlnilile.Haroandbiiro.
'iint a. . I'nifvi.
iflTfiif miSClPJ * ! * ZIOJ * uuc l.
i Pnvunlons itlon. InllMurnntlons. .
\Vorm * , Wjirui ii'fnr. WormI'ollo. . .
Oryl lie Colic. orTfuthloKof Infants
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onrtnclioj.hlelcIIeacflcheVertleo ! .J
irilWi Dillons htomach. . . . . . . . . . ' .1
irmcil url'alnfilll'erlfflU . ! J3
O.BVIEOPATHiO
WhHM.tool'roroMPfrloils. . . At
Crouii. Ooush.l > IUlcultllr tlilnir
Hitlt lllieiim , UnriipoUn-Krupllon *
Klieii mutism , Itheumttlo rains. . , .
K v r > nd ARIKI , Chilli , Malaria . , , .
.iUmdurllle din . . . . .v. . .
Ciitnrrli , acute ur chronlp ; Influen 1 ! iU
40 \Vllo oj ) I ii RCouali. Violent Concha .511
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- . bold lij Drurcut * . or * # nv poatpaid on
rweint of i.ricw. henA tor Ilr.
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THE OHLY THUS 4
IRON
[ TONIC I I
Will rurlff the BI-OOD-r jr
UtJ the LIVnBna KIDNEYS ]
ana IIKMT01UC TIIB 1IKAJ.TU
nnd VIOOK of YOUTJf U
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Lack < ) l StreiifUi ,
nire' < UuxaluolNteli
urL'i ) , bunts , luutcleiauc
iiprvBurocolvoiiivrlorce
Erllvecis thu luliiil uuc
auptilU'S llralil I'awtrr ,
Kullcrlim irom complilnti
jieculitvr l Uu'lr sn vtt
| i1 In DH. IT IIITCH'S IRON fONlO a af tat
" wwui'vurf Viivci vlcur , lu-ititi.y couipluilm.
riiiiuiit | ancniiitsal t- ' Inn milyailt
li liepoiiularll ) nl Iliuurirlnal. Uu ilJt c
g 'jiiV afe % > Of'nnr'i OtAM [ OOK."y
The Man Who Known It All.
Yef , wo all know him , d to say ,
That man of awful gall ,
lie lives next door to each of us ,
The mnn who knows it all.
lie always knows just what to do ,
lllsprldo will never fall ,
Ito'll always toll you just what' * what ,
The man who knows it alt.
When ranking an Invention great ,
Or building a stone wall ,
He'll inrely come and prove you wrong ,
The man who knows it all.
You're sure to find him everywhere ,
In houio , street , shop or hall ,
No matter where ho is he's still
The man who knows It all ,
And sure of all the curses dire ,
Wo'vo borne since Adam's fall ,
This Inndon is the heaviest far ,
The man who knows It all.
In painting , drama , music , law ,
All matters great or small ,
Ho criticises and condemns ,
The man who knows It all ,
And when great Gabriel comes to blow
The last grand trumpet call ,
He'll say "four tune Is rather Hat , "
The man who kiows ( t all ,
G. F.B.
AK INVINCIBLE ALLY.
[ Continued from last week. ]
Clare came forward in her quiet and
somewhat chilling manner. "Yon
wished to speak to mo , papa ? " she
a ld.
ld."Yea
"Yea , my love , " I anaworad ; "lot mo
Introduce Mr. Panton to you , a relative
of my oldest and doaroat frlouda. "
The two bowed , Olaro on her aldo
showing no trace of emotion and very
little of Interest.1"- '
"Mr. Panton , my dear , " I went on ,
has promlood to take up hla quarter *
with us for a time , BO you will see that
ho is made aa comfortable as possible.
You had better glvo orders at once for
the coachman to bring np his luggage
from the Green Dragon. "
"Ycj , papa , " eho anaworcdln a tone of
such indlfl'drciico that I felt quite morti
fied.
fied."I
"I gave you too much trouble , Miss
Dcnby , " interrupted Panton , whoso
somewhat confined manner betrayed that
ho , too , gutl'dred from the depressing in-
ih'enco of my danghter'o rocoptlon. "I
fear yon will think the game Is hardly
worth the candle. "
The expression In Clare's face was not
reassuring.
"My father's frlonds are always wel
come , " she said , quietly , Then turning
to me : "Porhnpa I had hotter have Mr.
Ponton's room prepared at once. "
"It will ba as well , " I asaontod , going
to the door and politely holding it open
tor her us , with a slight botr to Mr.
Panton , eho quitted the apartment.
When I returned to my place that
gentleman remarked , flipping the ash
from the cud of his cigar : "Your
daughter docs not Inherit your oprightlt-
nets of nit , sir. "
' 'No , ' 1 replied. "Perhaps now you
understand my amuBoment when you ox-
proesed some fears as to her tranquillity
of mind on meeting you. "
"It la harder to meet an Iceberg than a
ball of snow ; but the very difficulty of
the task lends it to additional charms. "
"Neatly put , " I assented ; "and were
women as easily handled in metaphors ,
your success would seldom be in doubt. "
"They're quite os perplexing , I ad
mit , " ho continued , smiling , "but given
a little patlenco they will explain thorn-
Helves. "
"Well , well. " I replied , "however
that may be , I fancy I can trutt Clare
oven with such a professed lady-killer in
the housaas yourself. "
He laughed good natnrodly. "You
don't know what a battery of attractions
I have In reserve. "
"My dear boy , " I ana were J , "I hope
you'll ' remain hero long enough to aflord
us every proof of their power. "
Ho shook his head knowingly. "Well ,
I've given you fair warning. The re
sponsibility lies with yon. "
"I it " I ris
accept cheerfully , replied ,
ing. "But come , wo may as well BOO If
your room la ready , and then parhips wo
may persuade Olaro to glvo ua a cup of
tua In the drawing-room. "
In order that the reader may bolter
appreciate my niotlvo for welcoming Mr.
Panton so warmly to our circle , I tike
the opportunity of sajing a word here
touching the relations existing just then
between my daughter and myself.
In the bi ginning of the year Olaro
< < had paid a somewhat lengthy visit to an
old friend of mine , residing at London ,
at whoso house she hid contracted at
Intimacy with a young man namet
Brown. Now thla Brown , 1 subsequent
ly learned , frag the con of a echoolfollow
af my own , and the fact was not one to
prepocsoBB myself In his favor. Maj.
Uron'ii and ray sol t had been com
panions both at Harrow and Oxford , bul
our tastes and habits worp as dissimilar
: u day and night. Ho was wont to ailed
a frank bouhommie , alike to Intimates
nnd strangers , which , however It might
attract them , never succeeded in deceiv
ing mo as to bis real nature. Ho was
quick , too , in acquiring a suporficm
acquaintance with any subject ho mlghl
select , a knack which enabled him to
take high honors ; while 1 with a far
sounder knowledao , barely managed to
scrape through my examination. In
short , ho was a pedant and a prig , whom
fortune delighted to honor , and who ht
lerly had attained a position with his
intrinsic merits would certainly never
have eecQred for him. It was not my
habit to traduce my fellow-creatures , bul
there are occitions when the truth la
detirable , and on which even I do not
shrink from uttering it.
Accordingly when Olaro returned homo
and informed me that she had listened to
the proposals of this young man I at once
declared that aho should never have my
consent to such a match. The fatho
hid been a mean spirited fellow , and bit
eon , I was eatiafied , could be no better
I declined even to discuss the subject it
any slmpa. To some my action may ap
pear too peremptory , but I had Ukon U
heart the old scriptural truth that grape
do not grow on thorns , nor , to apply th
simile , htah-mindod sons spring fron
sordid parents.
After the first outbreak the subjec
win allowed to drop , and I was in hope
that Olare had forgotten her girllsl
fancy for this objectloiuble pereon. I
was , therefore , with no llttlo Indigcatioi
1 found that a correspondence had beer
established between the two.
I like to keep up old traditions cal
Inom prejudices If you will and of mj
dearest is that the head of a householi
should be a father to those who Ilvo be
neath bis roof ; one to whom all maj
oome for advice In trouble or comfort i
sorrow. I regret that the theory in mj
oirn case has so fir restricted to it
primitive limits , and has not yet alt lnei
the fuller proportions of practice. Bo.
to encourage the Idea , I make It a rule t
retain in my poiBoialon the key of th
post-bag , so tbat all letters aball pas
through my binds. I need hardly sa
that my object In doing to la solely t
reed thut spirit of confidence which la
bo Tint necessity of n united family.
Thus It happened that on the previous
ittoday morning I found myself called
pan to deliver to Olaro n letter which
ven the cursory examination I was able
o give to it satisfied mo came from young
Irown.
Whatever my annoynno might bo , I
liowtd no trace of it nt the timo. My
rlnciplo is to lay asldo on the day in
ucatlon all mundane matters which
light distract the mind from Its higher
ntlcs. But I made a llttlo mental note
tiat I would take An early opportunity
f having an explanation nith Clare.
The chance came at lunt'h the next
ay. As I have said , the conversation
ook a somewhat disagreeable- turn , and
esnltcd In my deciding to f co the bitter
aat wind rather than continue a contro-
orsy in which M the talking was on ono
tdo and the reason on the other.
The advent of Mr. Panton was. there-
ere , almost provldentUl. Hera WEB a
oung follow , good looking , well to do ,
nd with a proper confidence In himself ,
"ho scheme which flashed Into my mind
as , Indeed , a happy ono. Ho was , ao-
ordlng to hla own declaration , an oo-
nonledgod lady-killer. What better
pportunity tban this could ho have for
( lowing his skill ? True , Glare's dlepo-
Itlon was an obstinate ono , but at least
Is attentions might divert her mind
rorqth&t other absorbing subject. Still
must act with caution. It would not
0 to let Panton ampcct I was throwing
ny daughter at his head , else ho might
oek safety In flight. It would rather bo
.ocestnry delicately to exclto hla amour
ropro aud leave the rest to chance.
At dinner ho and I did most of the
alking. Clare was unusually silent but
liowod greater interest , although not al
ways an approving ono , In the strangers
onvortntion. It was not until the re-
bat was nearly ended that ho addressed
or directly.
'Your father aul 1 were discussing the
object of women this afternoon , Miss
) enby , but I fear wo did not como to a
atlnfaotory conclusion "
"That was a pity , " she answered.coldly
Under the circumstances , any conclu-
lon would have been bettor than a con-
inmnco of the debate. "
Ho laughed cheerily. "You provoke
ts resumption , Mies Donby. "
"Then to avoid ouch a calamity , I prose -
so to withdraw the subject altogether , "
ho answered , making a show of rising.
"Heaven forbid 1" ho cried with a pro-
ended air of despair. "It is far too at-
ractivo to permit of our losing sight of It
et awhile. "
"I accuse Mr. Panton of being n poet ,
my dear , " I Interrupted. "He has all
tie paraphernalia of ono tropes , smiles ,
ontlmeut passion. "
"I aland convicted , " ho rejoined , "but
nly as a volcnless singer. I possess the
lecessuy baggage , It Is true ; but , alas t I
ave locked it away and lost the key irro-
ovorably. "
"Wo must try to find It for him , oh
Clare , " I suggested.
" " cried " unfair Miss
"Ahl" ho , "you are ,
Jonby. You forget that although appor-
unity bo the slave of him who Is pro-
Dared , It is the tyrant of the unready. "
'f An almost Inporcoptiblo smile played
n Clare's lips. "You are likely to have a
usaful servant , then , Mr , Panton , " she
aid.
aid."Now you are sarcastic , " ho rejoined ,
'bull am helpless in your hands. "
"Indeed , I wash them of you nlto-
jothor , " she answered rising. "Tho ro-
pousibllity Is too great. "
' That Is my loss , " ho said smilingly ,
s ho opened the door for her.
"Not if It teach you to take bolter care
> f yourself , " she replied , with an Implied
mojnlcg In her tone which I failed to un
derstand , as she swept out of the room.
J was delighted with the badinage , trl-
. lal though it had been. It at least
irovod that Clare was not wholly Insenal-
ilo to the attentions of other men , and
.hat circumstance gave mo hope for the
success of rry little scheme.
I had not visited Wlllshiro for many
rears , but I still retained n vivid recol-
eotlon of Its bcautios the quaint city of
Salisbury , the breezy downs , and that
wonderful collection known asStonehenge.
[ t was natural , therefore , that as Panton
and I sat over our wine the conversation
should revert to the principal features of
that country and the producing powers
of its cell , the latter being a subject In
which I take considerable Intcrast. I was
pleased to find in my companion a kin-
Ired spirit , while recognizing my desire
: or information on agrlcut'ural topics , be
readily cited the returns yielded him by
ills own property. In his manner of
stating the 10 details , which to others
would probably have appeared dry nnd
uninteresting , I discovered a singular
charm and faeclnatlon ; but after a little
1 felt that It would bo solllsh to keep him
a't-gather- myself , abd accordingly
DOEcd&u adjournment to the drawing-
room.
On entering wo found Clare seated at
the piano , where Mr. Patiton at occs
begged that she would remain. As my
[ laughter Is a finished musician I hast
ens d to second the request. For my own
part , whether from the excitement of the
lay's ad ventures or the excellence of the
dinner * I know not , but no Eooner had I
rel psod Into my copy chair than I drop
ped into a pleasant elnrnber.
When I awoke Olaro was u'ill at the
piano playing softly , while Panton stood
ioar to her talking In a low voice. Aa 1
lad no desire ( tract the part of an eaves
dropper indeed the distance at which I
was rendered such a thing Impossible I
gave a preliminary yawn and commenced
ostentatlouily to stretch myself. "Bless
no , " I remarked , looking at my watch ,
"It's getting on for 11. How quickly the
ovouicg has passed ! " ;
To Oot niilnf Mtiery.
What is the use cf sull'ering fr m dys
pepsia , nerrnus prostration or debility ,
when Brown1 * Iroa Bitters will toin you
up and ctsl thrse horror * out ) There It
joy ia ev < ) iy In tlo cf this tonic II
makes bad nl > od good , and bids di mi !
people be rh.cr ill. It bnng < goui cheei
to the dinner taolo , anil omkia the famllj
happy. It d rises swiiy ilio blues , auc
helps you tu ei j y * hirly laugh. Ant
all the rea.ec'ub ( * druggists keep It.
Woons-Hjlit , U L , with 20,000 popu
latlon , o'ulm ' * o bo the largest town li
the Umtui S'utev ' , an application for i
olty clur ir uavtr having been ma de.
A C * RD. To all ho are suffering from error
nJ ludUcntioiK ol youth , nervous vteaknet * tail
decay , lou of nunhood , eta I Mill tentl recclp
that will cum > on FHKK OK CIIAUOK. Tills Rrea
remudy u dUcoiereU by a mltalo nar to South
America. Bend leK-addrcnaed envelope UiV. Jo-
liru T. ItiHix Station "U " New York
There.are G2J')25 ; ' ; ) Odd Fellows li
Great Britain , a gain of 38,377 dnrlrj
last year. The number of deaths In 188
was 7,078.
"That tired feeling" from which yoi
suffer so much , particularly in the morn
Ing , is entirely thrown off by Ilood'a Sir
Baparilla ,
The European and American forest
cover 2 ? times the area cf the know ]
ccal muiturts of the world.
EDUCATION AT A DISCOUNT ,
The Excellence of a Hanarfl GradE-
ate in Making His fay In the
World ,
A. CollCKO Education n Bur to Gen
tell Employment reeling 1'ota-
tatocs In n Ton-Cent lies-
taurnnt.
Chicago Tribune.
A young man of Incredibly attenuated
physique , with long hair , a slouch hat ,
and something of the air which , to dis
tinguish It from that of respectability , Is
denominated Bohemian , was perched yoj-
torday on a high stool in n Id-cent res
taurant down town devouring with the
utmost voracity the contents of a largo
bowl which scorned to contain a sort of
Irish stow , thoueh the nationality of the
dish might perhaps have been considered
as doubtful a the Ingredients c f which
it was composed. Having finished the
contents of the bawl the young man call
ed the attendant nnd ordered some beef
steak and mashed potatoes , which ho
proceeded to contumo. The waiter a mild-
looking youth In'a tall paper-collar and a
lingo white bib , loaned against the coffee-
boiler and glsncod along the line
of hungry customers who were gobbling
their food with a happy-liko Indifference
to aped manner * or luithotlo efloot. In
deed , the comparison evidently struck
him as an apt ono , lor ho murmured to
himself n quotation from Virgil , in which
the words ' 'obtcooiu volncics" were dis
tinctly audible.
The young mnn in the slouch hat looked
np quietly. "I hope you do not include
mo among the 'foul birds' " ho said.
The waiter glanced around him as if
nervously apprehensive of being over
heard. There were no other people ,
however , within earshot : "Is it possi
ble tnat yon understand Latin ? " ho
asked.
"A littli > ; but it scorns to mo that I
should rather ask how it happens that a
waiter In a 10-cent rettmrant Is acquaint-
with the classics. "
A MELAU01IOLU TAI.E.
"Mlno Is n melancholy tale , " said the
waiter with a sigh. " 1'hcra is nothing
romantic In It , and I fear that It will In
terest you but littlo. Nevoitholcss ,
since you dcslro to hear It , I will relate
it. "
/I am a victim of over-education. Had
I been brought up In compariiive Ignor
ance to a icspoctablo trade or other hum-
bio pursuit 1 might by thia tlmo have ac
complished something in my llfo. My
father wzs a man of modest moans , who
finding In me , as ho thought , a few
germs of talent , determined at the end of
my school-days to sand mo to college.
' with first-rata educa
'By equipping mo a -
tion'said ho'I shall provide you with
tint v.hlch of all things in this world , 'is
of the grcatot valuo. It Is an Investment
which guarantees a liberal Interest ; it is
always worth money to Its fortunate
poaseaeor , and , once obtained , no ono
can rob yon of it. Be careful to pursue
with particular assiduity thnao branches
if knowledge which art ) llkoly to bo inp-
ul to yon In after lifo , and which are in
he line of the talents which you desiree
o cultivate. You will thus enter upon
oar career at the conclusion of your
inlverslty course with an advantage over
our competitors In the race who have
lot enjoyed a college education which
l enable you to easily distance them.
'My father chose Harvard as the In-
notltutlon oi learning which I was to at-
end , which , while It may perhaps bpaat
of the best tone acciallp , Is unquestion
ably the most expeneivo of American col-
eges. 1 found the $100 a montb , which
my fafhcr allowed mo very generously
"or ho could not very well aflord Ic-bare-
y sufficient to supply my necessities. I
aocn diecoverod that the university was
divided Into two camps socially. On ono
side was the gilded aristocracy of wealth ,
which looked down upon the horde of
lovorty-strickon outcasts like myself with
11 concealed contempt. The aristocrats
wore dissipated and IdJo. The poorer
men , who studied hard , were denomin
ated by them 'digs' and 'grinde. ' The
lividing line wss not a definition of
) lrth ; it was simply a question of money.
[ was certainly as well born us any of
; hem better , poihaps , than nlno-tonths
of them yet I could not move In their
circle , because I han not money enough
to keep the pace they aet. You may Itn-
aglno how destructive such a condi
tion of affairs must bo to the moral tone
of a youug man. During my career at
Harvard 1 saw a dozen young men ruined
through tr ) ing to sustain an appearance
of wealth which their means did not al
ow. Ono of these wan arrested for forg
ing a chock , and another was ought In
potty thcivlng , and expelled.
UK aKADUAT&S.
"As for myaelf , I studied hard and ra-
aisled the temptations to which I fount
raytclf exposed tolerably well. When 1
graduated my debts d.d not exceed $500
a all. My father paid them \tith lees
grumbling than I expected. At any
rate , ' ho said. 'I shall be at no more oxon -
on your account. I luvo supplied
rou with a valuable education ; itromalns
'or you to show that it 1ms not boon
wasted. I atn not able to support you
any longer. I will supply you with a
: ew letters or introduction to business
acquaintances of mlno in Now York.
3o to the metropolis , work hard , and
nwkoycur carcor. With your college
.raining yon will have an Immense advan
tage over lets fortunate young men. ]
iiave only ono moro thing to add , and
that Is that I never expect you to ask mo
for a cent again. Here Is $200 , which
should bo amply sufficient to start you in
life.1
life.1"With
"With the paternal blessing and about
$1751 landed In Noir York twenty-four
flours later , and proceeded at once to
present toy letters of introduction. The
men to whom the Utters were addretsci
wcro exceedingly delighted , they slid , t <
SQO the son of their old friend , my father ;
but when I spoke of getting omploymem
they talked of the hard times and do
dared regretfully that there was no
room for another employe. At thu one
of three d ys my letters irero exhanstot
as well as my enthusiasm. I oheerec
mj self up , however , wlrh the relUctlon
that a young nun of my education am
ability could not fall to find cmploymen
in a great city like New York. I vlsltei
a hrjga dry good establishment on Broad
way , and asked to too the propietor. 'Dc
you want a clerk I' I asked.
" 'Yo-ES,1 s the hesitating reply
looking me ever dubiously.
" ' 1 should like to obtain employment ,
I sild.
" 'Aro ytm a college graduate ? '
" ( Yes.11 replied tagerly ; * 1 am a graduate
uato of Harvard , '
" ' Well , ' rejoined the proprietor of th
shop with Insolent deliberation , 'wodon'
want no college Kradoates here ; our ex
perlence is tnat they're not worth the !
salt. '
"Such , In brief , was my experience
everywhere. The fact that I was well-
dressed and looked like a gentleman
damned mo. The shopkeepers 'did not
want any gentlemen , ' as ono of thorn
politely told mo. 1 did succeed in ch
aining a place In ono wholcs&Io establish
ment , but when I tskcd about the pay
ho shopkeeper stared at mo in turprise.
Wo dou't give pay to beginners , ' ho said.
Wo consider wo do you a favor In per
milting you to learn our business. '
"This WAS discouraging , but I doter-
nlnod not to give It up so easily. I went
0 ono of the great publishing houses
rlth a letter obtained from ouo of my
athor's friends. The proprietor talked
mo to death for an hour concornlcg the
magnitude of his establishment , bat said
heir was no room for mo. I applied at
I ! the newspaper offices , but they w nt-
d men of experience. A college odusa-
Ion , they Implied was a drawback to a
newspaper reporter who was obliged to
rub for news In the girbago-barrels , as
t wore.
"nilOKK , "
"My money was exhausted In less than
ix weeks. Then I tried starvation. I
as still wall droisod and had credit at
my laundry , BO I was able to keep np np-
oarancog. If I had been ragged I should
ave given In , but there la no moral sup-
ort equal to n good suit of clothes. Sensed
nsod to swell up and down Broadway
nd Fifth avenue , swinging my silver-
oaded stick jauntily , bnt with n dosper-
to sinking at the pit of the stomach.
Micro was something heroic about it af-
or all. I have found that starvation is not
uch a bad thing as Is gonorallysupposdd.
used to have attacks of cramps , how-
vor , BO violent as to ba almost Insupport-
blo , but these only came occasionally ,
.t last a happy thought nccutod to mo
would go West. Doubtlots in a city
ko Chicago I could find employment ,
wont to ono of my father's friends and
blnined a aomowhat reluctant loan of
50. With this sum I started for the
Inrdcn City , where I arrived Lthrco
months ago.
"My experience hero was almost a
opetltiou af that which I underwent In
low York , except that I was reduced to
ven woreo straits. I pawned my watch
nd other llttlo articles of jowolry. 1
rled my boat to obtain employment , bnt
my appearance and oducationworo agaiatt
no. Two or three places I mlcht have
ad , but the did not pay anything. Ono
lay I was walking along Clark street
dolefully , I was awfully hungry , for I
iad not oaten anything for forty-eight
loura. I stopped before this rcstuarant ,
ttractod by the a moll of cooking. I
olnod the crowd In front of the window ,
nd watched the cook make battorcakos.
t was to much for human nature. I
ushed back to my eqnalld llttlo room ,
wo blocks away , on which I owed six
weeks'rent , changed my clothes , and
mt on an old , worn out suit and hut.
'hen I went back to the rosturant and
pplied for a position as waiter.
nn GETS A Jon.
" 'I can't give yon that , ' said the
estaurant keeper , 'but the young man
who Lao been pooling the potatoes has
uat died of consumption ; you can have
.is place If you like. The pay is 50 cents
a week and as much victuals as yeti can
at. You needn't despise It The young
man who has just died held the place for
1 ycir and a half , and ho was a regular
well and a graduate of Yale College. '
"I was not at all Inclined to despise
ho position ; I had come down to my
eve ) , and the sooner I reconciled myself
o the situation the better. I accepted
he offer , and for a month past I have
ieen pooling potatoes for my board and
* > 0 cents a woek. I graduated from that
depaitment yesterday , and am now a
waiter. "
"Joemes , gimme u'mora puddon'l"
lowled n customer just aa the narrative
came to a conclusion , and the young man
with the tall piper collar hnrried away
o fill the ordor.
Those Complaining of Sore Thront or
loarHeaess should UBO BROWN'H BIIONOHIAL
OCHKS , The effect is extraordinary , nar-
icularly when used by singers and speakers
"or clearing the voice ,
No well regulated household Hhnuld be with-
, it a bottle of AnRO' tHr _ Bltterstb < ) world
unowned anpetUer and invigorator. liownro
J counterfeits. Ask your grocer or druggist
or the genuine niticle , manufactured by Dr.
J. G. B. Slegert & Bonn.
COUHCILBLUFFS ,
_
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.
DOOMED TO DIE ,
A Motion for a I\ow Trial Overruled
nnd Sentence Passed.
The cast ) of Dr. Cross , found guilty of
the murder of Dr. McKunr , iraa yester
day called up In the district court at
Glonwood on a motion for a now trial.
The coutt overruled the motion nnd
passed sentence to the effect that Grose
should bo hung on Iho ICth doyof [ June ,
18BG. Ho will in the meantime bo con-
[ ined in lao penitentiary at Fort Madi
son.
son.Tills decision was expected and the
only hope of hi ) friends now lies In an
appeal to the supreme court which
30 token at onco.
BOAKD OF TBADE ,
Annii * ! ICIectlon of Olllccrs
At the mooting of the board of trade
last evening the following officer * were
elected for the ensuing year : President ,
E , L , Shugait ; first vice president , W. 0.
James ; second vlco president , \V. A.
Wood ; secretary , E. n. Odel1 ; treasurer ,
J , 0. Do LTavou. Eiecutlvo committee ,
L , 0. .Baldwin , T. J. Evans , J. P. Cav
ady , L. Everett , L. Beeiloy.
Judge James reported Homo favorable
facts concerning tbo proposed bridge be
tween Omahi anil Council Bluffs.
The executive committee was instruct
ed to canvass for moro members and to
mature plans for the erection of a board
of trade building.
Yesterday morning's BKB contained t
dispatch telling of the lynching of a mat
named Boll at Pierre , Dakota. Thii
man Bell Is the one who shot and killcc
Charles Austin on Pearl street in 1870 ,
He was sentenced to ten yoarr , bat wai
pardoned alter icrving two jo ra.
The word Iowa hai heretofore bum
said to mean "Here I Rett , " but a re
cent writer In the "Iowa Historical Ilec
ord , " declares it signifies "Tho Sleep ;
People. "
A Columbia river talmon , sent as :
prisont to Queen Victoria , went througl
from Portland to London in fonrtee
days nd reached Windsor OiJtle In goo
condition ,
TBE CHEAPEST PLAGE IN OMAHA TO BUY
EWEYSf STONES '
One of the Best and Largest Stocks in the United States
To Select Prom.
NlTbTAIRS TO CLIMB ,
ELKGANT PASSENGER ELEVATOR
YOUNG MEN
Who Imvo trilled nwny their
youthful vigor "nd power- Who
are suffering fromtorrlblo drains
n < l losses , who nro weak ,
IMPOTENT , nnil unlit for marl
ringc.BJj ITa | of ullages , who find
their M Inl power > ! vltnl
itv , Illklinorvo umlSKX-
U A L STUKNGTH weakened ,
\ \ hotlicr by EXCKSS or early ImbiU
CAN u'-ofvo positive & last
ing COSE , WO niiittcr of how
long Btamllng your case may lie , or
who has failedtucuru you , by u ew
woeksor months use of the celebra
ted fVlyrtloain Treatment.
At hoiiii1. without exposure , in less
time , and for LUSS money than any
other method in the world. Weak back , Headache. EMISSIONS , lassitude , losol
spirits and ambition , gloomy thoughts , dreadful dreams , defective- memory ,
Impotence , Impediments to murrhijie , epilepsy and many other symptoms
MARRIED MEN , AND MEN ABOUT TO MARRY , REMEMBER ,
PERFECT SEXUAL STRENGTH MEANS ; healthy ttntl vigorous offspring ,
oug life and the love and respect of a faithful wife. 'No man should over marry
vho liavo been guilty of early indescrctlons , until ho has been restored to PER
FECT MANHOOD.Ve gtmranteo n permanent cure in every case undertaken. .
Send 2 stamps for treatise with proofs nml testimonials.
Address The Climax Medical Co , St. Louis , Mo.
Milwaukee , Wis.
GUM'HER ' & 00 , , Solo Bottler
C'CARETTE Smoksrs who MO willing to v V all'Ho moro
for Cigarott B than thu price cliareccl ( or the onliniry trade Cigar-
tfs.viu timi the RICHMOND STRAIGHT CUT NO. i
SUPERIOR to all othora. They ara mudo from thu brlghtujt ,
most delicately flavored , and hlfrhcst cost gold loaf gnwii In Virdnta , and are abiolately WITHOUT AVH.T
BHATION ordruis. Wometlie Conulno French Rico Pnpor of ° ur owi dlract Importation ,
whiob 19 made eupcclilly for Uwitur marked with tno name of the uianJ , Richmond Straight
Cut No. I.
[ cicli C'Rarette ' , without which none ate cenulne. Imitations ol thU brand Imvo boon put on eato
d Cigarette smokers nre cautioned thet this Is the old unl original brand , and to oluervo tnat caoh
ckaso or box of Richmond Straight Cut Cigarettes bears the signature of
ALLEYS & CIMTEJ8.
IVJanufactuiers , Richmond , Virginia.
SPECIAL NOTICES
NOTICE. daedal a vertlsomontj , DUO at Lo
Found , To Loan , For Bale , To Rent , Wants , Board
ing , etc. , will be Inserted In this column at tbo low
late of TEN CENTS PER LINK for the first Insertion
ind FIVE CENTS PER LINK for each eobwqneni
rtlon. Leave advertisement ! at out office , Mo.
'earl ' Street , near Eroidwav
WANTS.
FOIt SALE -A two-Boated carriage , with tingle or
double barnou , If desired. For terms Inquire of
" S Putey.
WANTED-A nur > o girl. Inquire at No. 610
Seventh avenue , Council Elulls.
FOR RENT Reomi now occupied by Y. II , 0. A. ,
after May 1. P. C. Devol.
SALE House furniture. Apply 118 Fourth
FOR . , LcUecn hours 0 a-d 12 a. m. II K.
Salman.
BALK. . .other hotel In a hv Nebraska
FOR , now doln a business cf about $360 per
month. No ether hotel In the place. Terms liberal.
OWAS & WALKKR.
BALK OR TKADK. SCO ivcrea of land In
Wayne county , Uo. Will trade for Council
Bluff a city property or neil cheap for casn , or rart
Mmo. SWAN & WALKKII.
TO TilADE. Good Iowa cr Nebraska
WANTS for a email stock ol hardware 01 ( 'oneral
merchandise , w ell located. SWAN & WAI.KKII.
TTOR SMjE Ararochanretogct a fine , well 1m-
JU ) > ro\od farm of 400 oores , within a few mlloa of
Council BluHd , at a bargain. Low ptlco and voay
; erms. SWAN & WALKXR
FOH HALK A good payloR hotel property with
llyery tUble , In ono of the best email towns In
western Iowa will sell with or without furniture , or
will trade for a tmall farm with f took i tc.
& WALKKR.
[ / OK SILK Highly acrea unimproved land In
E Union countv , Iowa , 3 j miles south-east of Af-
ion , the county Beat , or will trade for Nebraska or
ICantaa land. SWAN & WALEF.R.
IjiUK BALE A 2u aero tract cl good land about
J1 one and a half rrlles from Council Illulli post
otllco. at a bargain. Bu'AX & WALKKII.
UK BALK In Harrison county , Iowa. 32U acres
grass land , all under fence a SOO acre farm
with line Improvements all under cultivation except
20 acres Brass 8J acres good grin * or pasture land ,
and several other tracts of from 40 to 160 acrea of
unimproved land. SWAN k WJ
I poll HALE Lands Improved nad unimproved.
1 If you want a farm invciteru Iowa , Kanuaa
Nebraska or Dakota , let us te r f rein l ou.
& WALKS * .
SALE A lame number of business and rcsb
FOR
deuce lots In all pitta of Council Bluffs. See
u before you buy , BWAN & WALXKR.
FOR tULK Partlejlihin tobuy oneap lots to
build on can buy ou n-onthly payments ol from
? 2 to $10. BWAK It WALKKR
TTMIK KKNt We will rent you a lot to build on
Iwith tlio privllago to buy If jou with on very
liberal term- . SWAN & WALKBR.
WAN I Eli I o oorretpouu with any one wishing a
gocd locitlou f r ( tanning mill. Bath , door
and blind manufactory , we have bulldlnv and
machinery , well located , for sale , lease or trade ;
BWAN&
RENT Large two ttory frame building cult
FOH for warchoube ur storaee purposes , near
rail road depot. BWAN WALKKH.
RENT UK HALrv ilu.iJIs ? and ground !
FOR ulUI It for tiall foundiy and machine shop
Good boiler , enulno , cupola , blower with Died bbaft.
log eto. , itady to put In motion.
SWAN WALKKH ,
U'OH HALE llouiwi. Lots and Laud. A. ) .
J. ' bteptenwm , 603 first a\enue.
VrUjn bALtvA t'lp.bugxyi UratT ii ina.e uuiJ
JL' In excellent omdUlon. Or will trade for chctj
, cit. Addrcw r. H Uonnlflte , Council Ilu7 ) .
. . ery ooiiym Oouucii Juudi u ik
vy Tnillsi. Uollmid by carrier at only twentj
wnti a week.
U ) PA.l'EK Ifor ul al U oO.ua , at it cenU
O a hundred
\X7ANIKU i partnir with from | 2KO to J5.0W
V > to la\ukt Ina floe , lettltluiate and paym (
tuhlncjslh this city. One well aojuiloled lu thi
urltliy preferred Addrran "firit-olais , " lln
ru , Counell riluffii , _ _ _ _
VALUABLE PROPERTY FOR RENT
I h \ c a doubt * store Lulldlusr,10 ioomipartltloce <
off , elegantly rapt-red , supplied with water from th
water works , good brick cellarsuite ! for restaurant
laundry , boardlu bout , merchantlle builniuo
resident proptrty. Also a large two-btory fntia
dnetllog with 10 room t o cellars , etc.ota , tulte
for boarding houiv , private residence , liosf Ital , eto
opi > oslt9 tie clt > bulMinKi and city market for reu
chrip. W. It. VAUUHAK ,
J. L. DoBEVOISE.
No. 607 Broadway Council Bluffs.
Eailway Time Table.
COUNCIL gBLUFFS.
The followlnK ara the times of the arrival and do-
narture of trains by central standard time , at the
local depots. Trains leave transfer depot tin mlo-
otes earlier and arrive ten minutes later.
DKl'ART. AltlllVK.
IDIOAQO and HouTinmTuir ,
! ) :25 : A H Mall and Kipreea fliro'r M
ItltO r u Accommodation 4:10 : r n
6:30 : r a Express 0.05 A M
CUIOAQO AND BOCK ISLAM- .
9:25 : A x Mall and K\pri > Hi ! fi3 T M
7:55 : A M Accommodation S:1G : p u
5:30 : IM Kxircif | ( 930 ; A K
OlflCUGO , KILWACKM AND RT ,
D:2O : M Ma'l and ExproH ? iliPO C M
5:25 : r .w Exprest U.05 A M
CHICAGO , ujiUKoros UID aumar ,
D:60 : \ u Mail and Exproes 7:10 : r tf
.2:30 : ) ' M Accommodation S:00 : r H
6:15 : 1 > M KXJUCUJ 8:60 : A M
ST. IX30I3 ASD PACIflO.
From Transfer only.
1:80 : r M Hh-t-onls Eipros 2:16 : IM
' :10 : r M Clilcigo Exp via I'corla 0:10 : A MOM
K1H8AI Clir , ft. 10S AND CCV CL [ BLOTS.
0,0 ( > A M HiU : anil KiproiJ 6:10 : IM
8:15 : r H Kxpreeij OM A M
uoux OITT AND rAcino.
' : ? o A M Mall lor HIouOity 6:10 : r
' ; JO r u Expremfor 8t I' ul
t'MON I'AOIFIC.
11:00 : A M Dsnvor Exjircm 4:35 : iM
l0& ; r M Lincoln Pots O'n & H V 2:35 : r M
7:55 : r u Overland ffttes S:30 : A M
Dl'llHV TRAI.VH TO OMAHA.
Loa > o Council Ulitta 7:16 80 : 8:30-10:30 : :
11:40 : a. m. 1:20 : 2:30-8:80 : : 4:28 : 5:25-0:25 : :
11:45 : p. 111. Lca > o Omaha OMO 7:5 : ( efO 10ro :
11:15 : ft. in. 12i&0-2:00 : 3:00-4:00-4:65-5:55 : : : :
11:10 : p. in.
SCHMIDT ,
PHOTOGRAPHER !
No. 220 Main St. , Council Bluffs.
Open Kutulay. Klrat-elasi work guaianteud.
OWLY HOTEL
In Council lllulTi li ill . a
And all ino'crn linjir ivcinenla , call tellrf , lira
alarm lull * , tar , , it ttiu
CRESTON HOUSE
NOD. Uir.J17 nnd 19 , Mun ! Streut.
MAX 3MOHN , PKUl'RIKTOIt
'lli * liiv ilinhU ) ' | > o't1i rfiJIly anil pormtuently
cures sll Minis nl As.hniu. Thu inott i lidllii.ito ami
jf taniliint ( * esilelil pjoinitlj | to Its wrudorful
ln liruiurile.i. HUkeown tbrouKliCut UilMorM
lor Its unrlraleU tllluaoy.
.1 L. c AUiWKLt , . city I Inooln , Nth. ; writ * ! , J n
19 , 1SSL H noa u\\of \ Dr. Hilr'a Asthnit curp , for
more thu i ono ) ear , my wlfo has been untlrily Hill ,
and rot > en a jaj > tcm ol thodlicaseluiap | > earud.
WIUUM mrNNKTT , IllchlatiJ , lo a , rlleiNov.
8d. ItrfS lhatelxen altlloteJ with Hay Xner anil
Althru * a iicolSM. I followed jour directions ami
atn happy to eav that I never slrpt Utter In my We.
1 tttngUJ that ! am ttuionu the tnany ho can ] Hak
so Uvorably ol your leiuciJliH.
A lilualle & 1 p io trdtliecontaining tlmllariiroof
from * cry Htata In thu U , 8 , Uanala tttd UiriU
iirltaln ; will be mailed upon application.
Any drugl t not hat la ? It In stock Kill procuru i
to order. AiklorDr Hairs Asthma Curti.
Dll. 11. W , HAIlt & BON , i-rop'sCln'tl , 0.
GONSUMPT90N ,
1 tiara a poiltlro reruedr rur ihabuT dli. ; bt 14.
DI lliomnUiof c ir of lh woriv klniltiiilol fou
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