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I'ritua.tnro Decajr , Nvnruui Debilitj. lx > Utnbooa , do.flaTinff tried ID vain every KDOWQ r ruedT.bL."di09 er | ii A ittuple meant ofaolf-cnrv , which tin wii > a nd FKKi : to hla ( sllow-autfererm. i Vf . OLD TECUMSEU. Leaves from Colonel Markianfl's ' fa Memories-JQto Played on General Sherman , How General Howard and Other Forced Him to Take Soid- litz Powder , Description of a Oonncil of War- Scenes at the Olose of Sher man's ' March to the Sea , How Old TccnniKCli liookcd Hoi the Boldlci-s llcccivotl Their Mall AlTectltiB Scenes. Correspondence Cleveland Lender. I am nbto to glvo the readers of tb Lender some moro extract ] this mornin from the manuscript note ] of Col. A. E Markland , the head of iho mall sorvlc dnrln the war. Tlio first relates how Gen. Ilownrd nt thinktngly COMPELLED (1EN. SHEUMAN TO TAKE SEIDLITZ POWDEH vrhui ho wanted rather a drink of ol bourbon whisky. "WhonGon. Sherman's army was i Goldaboru , K. 0. , Gcu. Sherman maao visit to the headquarters of Gen. IIou ard. While there Gen , Sherman felt th need of n small draught of whisky t drive oil the nmlatltl offectaof the cllmat on Ills BVBtom. Now nil the officers of th army know of Gen. Howard's rigid torn poranco proclivities , and wore strict li tholr respect for them. Gon. Shcrmai know there was no whisky In Gonorn How/lid's quarters , and therefore did no mention his wonts to General Howard Presently Dr. John Moore , the medlca director , came in , and after a llttlo can vorsatbn General Sherman gave him th wink and said , 'Doctor , have you a sold litz powder In yonr quarters ? ' The doc tor answered that ho had. Genera Howard spoke np and said : 'Genera Sherman , It IB not necessary to go to th > doctor's quarters , 1 have plenty of sold Hts ! powders here , and good onoa , too. . ' will cot ; you one. ' If there was any thing in General Howard's quarters tha General Sbotmrn did not want it was ; eeidlitz ponder , and therefore ho said ti General Howard : 'Never mind , Gen erall Glvo yourself no trouble' How ard was then getting the glasses of wato : ready 'I will bo going by Moore's quar tars after awhile. ' Dr. Moore was a grea wag and quickly took in the altuatioi and became a party to n joke on Genera Sherman. Ho eald to General Sherman 'By the way , general , I don t think . liavo a aeidlitz powder In my quarters ant you had hotter take the one GonoralHow ird had , ' By this tiuio General Howarc bad the powder pll ready for use one lauded the glass to General Sherman Rather than oll'end Howard by saying hi noant whisky ho drank the foaming atuf ilown to his disgust , to the satisfaction o General Howard and to the amusamen of the Btall'onicora. " My second extract describes A COUNCIL OF WAK. " 1 think I was in a council of wai ance. Mnybo it waa only an informal zonsuUntion. It was in the early dnyi af the fall of 18G3 when General Thomas [ j. Crlttcnden's command was at Calhoot an Green river , Kentucky , and after the Jattlo of Sacramento in that neighborhood , 1'horo W B a rumor brought in that For rest with a largo force was moving 01 Jalhoon with a view to the capture ol 3en. Otittenden's command , the troop ! wore mostly composed of raw recruits , 3idly armed , equipped , and tha cavalrj ndill'orontly mounted. The oflicers anc pen were brnvo , and on many a battle Gold thereafter proved their soldlorlj loalitios. The council of war waa ni : mpromptn affair to take Into considers ; lon the gravity of the situation in the Bvent that Forrest should advance ii : orco on the command. It was hold In r nrgo room with an old-faahionod fireplace aldnc In almost all of ono of its sides , jonoral Grlttcndon eat next to mo , close ) y the fireplace , and the officers diepoecd jf themselves as best they could from the imited accommodation of the room. The xmtiitionof each regiment and company vai talked ovor. The words buck and jail , Belgian rifle , worthless pistols , itc. , wore frequently used. There had joon no oppottunfty to drill the men Jecauso of the 'rcquont rains and ho resulting mud. Calhoon was at hat time the muddiest place 1 saw dnr- ng the war. I gave my opinion of the cnditlon in which the postoflico would ) o found in event that Forrest ehould omo. Gen. Crlttendon gvo roepocfnl , niteilont attention to all that was said. U the close ho arose from his Boat , put > oth hands In hia pantaloona pockets and trodo acres ] the room , saying , 'Gentle ncn , all I hnvo to siy on this subject Is hat if Forrest cr any other confederate omos wo must go in and trust to our leisonal courage to win the fiijht.1 TJio oderal government owed much to Crit- endou tor the promptness with which ho spouuod the canao of the Union , and hereby greatly contributed to nave the tate of Kentucky to It. " CBNES AT THE CLOSE OP SIIEllMAN's ' MAH01I. My third extract I take from that por- Ion relating to Col. Markland's mooting vith Gon. Sherman as ho came to the sea east at the close of that famous march o the sea. Col , Markland had been sent > y Gen. Grant with the mall for Shot- nan's army in a small steamer 0 coast along the South Carolina here , to ascertain where Sherman Yonld como out and be there on hand to jlvo his tired soldiers their mall which hey had not had for months. Colonel Markland's boat was on the Island City. Jo had mot Admiral Dahlcrecn'a flag blp and had had a consultation with ilm before he met Sherman , and ho had net Sherman and had given him Presi- lent Lincoln's message , Baying : "God iloB General Sherman , and God blesi iis army" ; and the mail is now to bo ; ivon to the soldiers. Colonel Markland mid to mo to-ulght : "When I delivered that message to jenornl Sherman , was the only time that . ever saw him affected or moved by any * hlng. He waa , yon know , a great man n the eyes of bis troops. Before our boats met , and as soon as we got within mshot , ho kept hallooing to mo and ask- ng mo all sorts of questions about the lows and the welfiro of hla friends whom ! had lately boon associated with. As jur boats came together ho waa , you enow , on the flag ship I jumped on to be flag ahlp and alezed General Sherman ) y the hand. Ho graxpcd my hand irmly , and before I said anything else , old him Lincoln's metiago to him. Ho Eept hit eyes upon the deck all the'time I was speaking and I could BOO by hi fnco tliat ho felt it deeply. "OEHEIUt SHEIIMAN'S ArTEAKAJfCE at this time formed aslrango contrast it that of the naval officers. CapUln Me Gowan , of the revenue cutter Nomaha the man who was in command on th Star of the West when that vessel at tempted to supply Fort Sumpter , am General J. O. Foster and staff were li company with the force on the lift ; ship , All but Sherman were In full drcs uniform. The naval officers were resplendent splendent in gold lace and brass buttons The rovcnno marine officers looked fresl and clean in tholr now clothes , and Gen Foster and stafF were out In the mos gorgeous nttlro of thoarmy. | Gon. Shot man on the other hand was seedy nni shabby. His face was bronzed by th the sun and wind of that long march , hi clothing was worn out , and what waa lol tras duaty and frayed at the edges , "Tho army at this tlmowasat King Bridge up the Ogcochoo river , and Gen Sherman wanted the mall taken then Ho was anxious that I should got tbor first , In advance of the admiral's llsgshl and the revenue cutter. Ho directed m to proceed to the obstructions at th mouth of the Ogoochoa river. Thos were piles which had been driven in ti prevent any ship going up the rivoi The 'Island City' was n smaller bon than the Admiral's flagship or th revenue cutter Ncmahn , and when General ral Sherman came on board the nox morning just after daylight ho told in that ho wanted mo to get through the ol strnctions before the Admiral's flagship c the revenue cutler Noinnbn , on whic General Foster and hla stall' wore , an for that purpose It would bo batter fo the boat to go up and hold on to th 'spiles' so that when enough ol thorn ha been pulled out she could all through and go on her way to King' ' bridge , where the army WBH. The gen cral said : * 1 will signal over to the rio mill that yon nro hero with the mail , am they will nlgnal to the army , and every body will bo on the lookout for you. . ' want your boat to bo the first boat thoro. I obeyed instructions , notwithstandinj the admiral , Gen. Foster and Col. Bab cock , who had just arrived wltl dispatches from Gen. Grant , though I ought to glvo the flag ship procedonce. The Island Cit ; squeezed through the opening It the obstructions as soon as it waa pooalbli to do so , and proceeded to King' Bridge , where moro than twenty thou eand troopa were assembled to glvo mi welcome. No man so hnmblo as I ovoi received BO cordial and enthusiastic i welcome. I was again with the soldiers' liad known at forta Henry and Donelson Nashvlllo and Memphis , at Vicks burg , Shiloh , and Chattanooga. ] bad boon with them on the Mis aissipl River from Cairo to Now Or leans , and along the railroad fron Louisville to Atlanta. There I had giver them all their letters from homo frorc time to time , and here again on tho'term [ nation of that long hard march I wai with my pouchoa full of the luttors foi which they had waited BO long , and ol which they had thought so much. The mall messengers who had boon associated with mo in all the campaigns of the val ley of the Mississippi , and who had ohouldored their muskota for the marct to the sea , reported to mo and the more than three hundroi sacks of mail mattoi was coon ready for distribution. We had it SD arranged that it could bi illatributod as easily and as quickly as tin nail of a city ia distributed by carrier , L shall never forgot THE SCENES Ol' THAT MAIL DELIVERY : o the ooldiors ot that grand army as they got their letters at the close of thai memorable march. They waited fji ; holr letters with happy but anxiaui 'aces. They lore them hastily open ai hey were handed them , and as thoj aagerly reed their contents their faces rose or fell in response to the glad or sad lows which they received. Some of those ; ravel-stainod warrioro I saw open at envelope and , putting their hands to theli ayes , stop to ono aldo and go oil to weep aver the eisknesa or death of some oi their loved ones at homo. Others laughed and smiled over glad tidings , and othon lowed their heads and almost wept aloud , Such a scene has all the pathos of a trag edy , mixed with the pleasure of the wild' aat comedy. Good news and bad , birthe md deaths , fortune and failure , mixed it ind out , and clasping hands went to gether there as they do at all times and the world over. " CAISP. Unrtlioldl'a Statue of Liberty "En- lightening the World" vill bo a reminder of personal liberty for iges to como. On juat as sura a fonnda- lou has Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" been placed , and It will stand hrongh the circles of time as a monu- nont of the physical emancipation of honeands , who by it its nso have been olloved from consumption , consumptive light sweats , bronchitis , coiigho , spitting if blood , weak lungs , and other throat nd lung affections. Ex-member of congress John F. Finorty ecoivod an unpleasant ovation in the Seven , oenth ward while attempting to speak at lolltiuil meeting at Chicago on Sunday oven- ng. _ 'Acted IjlJco n Oliivnn. " This Is what Mrs. Mayor , of Baronno troot , Now Orleans , says of Brown's Mttora. A "charm" works quietly , uroly , promptly , thoroughly and with ollghtful effect. That is juet the way : iis wonderful family medicine works on nyallda who have been suffering the rocs of Uvor complaint , dyspepsia and mpovomhed blood. Those who kaow , s worth say It is a complete euro for yspepala , weakness , malaria , nooralgln , ' .o. .o.Tho The clearances of the leading cities of the nion for the la t waek were ? GlL',199.7i9 , a ecreaso of 31-G per cunt compared with tbo orrospondiog week last year , Mr. Allltter Brown , Auckland , Now loalau- ' , writes ; "I had an excruciating ttack ol rheumatism In my right arm. I sod loss than half a bottle of St. Jacobs ) il , and I fool perfectly free from pain. " The freight house and several cars of the tome , Watertown and Ogdenaburg railway rote burned at Cape Vincent on Saturday. x > ss , § 5,000 , DUKKEB'H SALAD DRESMIKO & COLD IEAT SAUCK la made from the freshest , uroat and choicest condiments obtaina- lo. In using It , waste , labor , anxiety , nd disappointment are prevented , BDurmg a wind storm Sunday afternoon , a argo sign on the roof of No. 332 Grand street , Mttabnrg , fell , carrying with it a large mass f bricks to the sidewalk. Two young ladles , iella Coultley and Agnes Johnson , and an Id man named Dennis McCarty , were pass- Dg at tha time. Mra. Cociiley was killed linost instantly. Mi a Johnson waa picked o ioBenslbla , with both legs nnd noae broken , 'ho old man escaped witli a few scratches , t is thought Mias Johnson will recover , 0 , my backl That lame back la caused y kidney disease. Stop it at once by Junt'a [ Kidney and Liver ] Remedy. Good news ought to bo told ; and it ia oed newa that Hunt's Remedy has cured he worst of kidney diteaaea , and cm do t again. ' THE VIEASLY MUGWUMPS. Few SianificaDt Rewards Await Cnrtis Williams' ' Crowd , Uocclicr'a VarlcpMcd Vlowa I'roi pcctlvo Cabinet Changes Joe McDonald nndtlioUnion Congressional Humor , Special Correspondence of THE BEE. WASHINGTON , D. 0. , April 1 , A Alabama editor has announced tht Henry Ward Boochor while In that * tat recently , declared In favor of n aonthcr man for the presidency four years lionet and named Secretary Lamar ni the mai It waa BUR cstcd laat autumn tin Uoochor's mind was slightly affected ; thi It was n llttlo off its balance. This sup gostlon receives some confirmation froi tha opinion expressed by him , a * abov stated , in regard to the next presldon Bcechor has the credit here of havir secured the appointment of Ed. t Phclpa aa minister to England ; and It said Cleveland hardly know of him b > foro. Another sop to the mugwump Edmund JusBonbrother-In-Iaw to Schui consul general , It has been announce several times , as coming from that ui selfish branch of the human spoclo known aa mugwumps , that they woul neither ask for oilicoa for themselves c their friends. Can't always toll. Poi haps it would bo an well for Beochor t eschew politics and attend to the minii try , or ho may find himself as muc mixed In his politics , aa ho has boon fc several years past in his theology. Spooking of Joe McDonald remind mo of a patriotic deed of his during th war , which was related to mo wlilo en gaged in missionary work In Indiana la autumn. The "Knights of the Goldo Circle" In that slate formed a consplrao to liberate the rebel prisoners confined 1 camp near Indianapolis , arm them , tok possession of the city , make Gov. Morto : a prisoner , overthrow the state government mont , and organize another as an ad June to the southern confederacy. It waa prc poacd to McDonald to take a hand in il but no Indignantly refused , and wont a once to Gov. Morton and Informed hit what was going on. The governor mad ample preparations to glvo them an nn expected reception. When the train approached preached the city bearing several him dred of the conspirators who oxpactcd t bo joined by as many moro there , the ; trcro greatly surprised to son several rcgl nionts of union troops drawn up , and bat teries planted in positions to rake th train fore and aft. Tholr courage end 3enly failed them , and they hustled ou of the cars poll moll , runnin iliwn to Poguo's run , and throwing thei ijuna and pistols , scattered in all direc tlons. The conspirators had previously sontt Indianapolis by freight a lot of boxe marked "bibles" and "Sunday schoo books , " directed to their friends in th : Ity , bnt which they did not dare to taki vway from the freight house , they know' Ing what the boxes contained. Whei Ihoy were opened , they were found to b filled with guns and pistols. Judging by their doing ! and Intention their acquaintance with bibles and schoo banks must have been only In name ; ant wliou. the doings and policies of the democratic ocratic party for the last twonty-fivi pears ara passed In review , one c.n scarcely refrain from thinking the last remark mark rrtight have a mncn wider appllca kion. This act of McDonald draws fort ! i very friendly feeling from me. I am not a prophet , or the son of i prophet , but , nevertheless , the predlctloi is ventured that the present cabinet wll not remain lorg Intact in ita prc cn jhapo. Lamar Is naturally , and con ititutionally Indolent , likes his oaco ; bu lie is the head of a branch of the gov jrnment which involves hard work ace protracted toil , perhaps as much , ormon 10 , than any other branch of the gov jrnmont. Ho will Boon tire of it , anc will take a foreign mission. Into thai vacancy , moro than likely , my frlondt ) f whom I have been wining , "Old Sid ilobags , " as some deslgnato him , Joe McDonald will probably walk , Mr. Hen Irlcks to the contrary notwlth itanding. It Is the ambition of Attorney Genera' jarlauel to occupy a seat upon the bencl : ) f the BUprcmo court of the United states. If a vacancy should occur there , t may bo expected that Garland will be lolocted to fill It. This will open the vay for the Wisconsin atatounan , Col. Vilaa , whose ambition is to ba attorney ! cnoral , and he will get there whcnovei "Jarlund vacates ; and this may > pen the door for my friend , Dr. Miller , o walk into the postmaster general's ' flic ? . Some people here , affected witn Lnotlophobla , Frenchophobfa or some ther kind of rabies , are trying to intro- > uca a now twang to the namu of the loatmasler , generally by pronouncing it celas , thinking that moro tony ; bnt the lostmastor general says bin name U filas , and ho ought to know. This re- ainda mo of Wm. Ware Peck , whom layoa sent out to bo judge In Wyoming , f whom this Is related : Ho was holding ourt at Green Rlvor on ono occasion , nd when a witness took the stand , the ttorney asked him his name , ho replied , 'John ' G. Shadrack. " The court : "Stop , sir , your name is ot Shadrack , It Is shedrlck. " The witness : My father alway spoiled nd pronounced his name Shadrack. " Judge : "Well , I toll you , the name badrack which wo find in the Bible , in jnnoctlon with Moeehek and lathobed- ego. " Witness : "I think Ijonght to know ow to spell and pronounce my own amo. " Judge : "Fined ten dollars for con- jmpt of court , fir. " This la the judge who was aulgncd by n act of the Wyoming legislature , passed nanlmonily by both houses , save ono oto , to what was known aa the sago rush district , having few Inhabitants , lough now quito populous , and for sign- } g which the writer suffered martyrdom t the bands of the late Rutherford Bur bard Hayea , president of the United tales , By the way , did yon know that Rpth- rford Burjhard Hayes and the late Dr , lurchard , now deceased , ( In one Berne ) f alliterative memory , are cousins ? When iiat relationship was made known to me * , , was not dlflicutt to account for that tcadful fux pat. Mr , Hondrlcks had one llttlo ofiioe nder his complete and unquestioned ontrol , that of messenger to the vice roildent. In order to promote reform , le V , P. becomes convinced that It ii imperatively necessary for him to remove iio old messenger , and to appoint In hit tead hi * own nephew ; and thereby re- > rm Is promoted. Tha chief of the dcad.lottor division of the postoflico dc partmont , n faithful officer , is remove the aon-ln-law of Senator to make room for - - ator Colqnit of Georgia ; nil In the Intoi oat of reform. The humorists of the house have gone have left to return no moro , at leait fo nn Indefinite tlmo. The walls and th arches of that halt will no moro rosonn to the uproarous laughter Induced by th flashing scintillations of tholr wit. "Stir sot" Cox , llorr of Michigan , Belford c the Rockies , and Tom Ochlltrc of Texas , will bo missed but "Though lost to sigh ) To memory dear , " they can bo am vlveel as jeatora , they were not wlthon good ; they contributed to relieving th monotony of doba'o , and to arousin sleeping members , for their obtalnln the floor was always a signal for atten tlon. It is a misfortune for ouo to ac quire the reputation of bolrg par excellence lonco , a wit , so much Is expected of hin ho is supposed to bo surcharged wit the article at all times. Cox appreciate this , and once said his reputation In tht respect had been a drawback to him , b < cause whenever ho rose to apeak , semi thing funny was always expected froi htm , and that would oftentimes tami him to try to bo funny when ho was in in the mood for it , for ho sometimes di sired to talk seriously' Proctor Kuo achieved a wide reputation by his Dv lath speech In the housa I which ho apokoof Duluthostho "zonil city of iho unaaltoi aor.s , a ; very pretty thought ; but 1 afterwards expressed regret that ho ov < made tha speech , for the reputation gave him , created the expectation that fc would ever afterwards continue to j.la that role , which was not congenial to hi foolinga to do ; nnd I think no never o : sayed It again while in the house , an now probably has not the oppottunlt while serving as governor of Kentucky Cox could tilk sense as well as fun , and outsldo of politics , generally advance correct vlows. Ho was ready and apt ii debate and not slow to crosa swords wit any one ; but that "Shoo-ily" apooch e Bon. Butler wn * too much for him , h was completely annihilated for the time It will bo remembered ho was making speech rasping Butler severely ; the latte took it all without flinching , and waitci his tlmo. Noticing Cox was drawing t a close , Bon throw a glance from tha cockeye of his upon Cox for a moment and then tnrnod his head away aa If th very sight of him waa offensive , am throwing his loft hand in a moat oxprca slvo and contemptuous manner , as If h was waving Cox Into nononlty , uttoroi the line from the doggerel , which was ii the mouths of all the street gamins at th tlmo. 'and with all the dorlaion am contempt of manner ho conic throw in the words , "Shoi Qy , don't boddcr mo. " The housi dissolve ! itself for awhile Into mi controllable lablo laughter. It was to Cox as if t cannon eliot had struck him ; ho was completely plotoly floored ; and many , who had mo the sting of his saroatm and rldlculo looked with complacency upon his dls comfituro. Cox lost hia temper wai mad , furiously mad , and began to ropl ; by denouncing Butler for having callec htm a contemptible instct ( Cox is vcr ; imall in stature ) , which made the matte worse for him , and the house again gav < way to unrestrained mirth. A good ono la told of Tom Ochiltrea though , possibly , your readers may havi board it. Tom went through the fern if studying law , wa ? admitted to the bar nid nominally entered Into partnersbi ] ivlih his father , who was an abla lawyer but Tom waa no lawyer and would no study or stay in the oilioe. At ono tlmo tvhen his father wa abaent a : ourt in another county , the idea llaahec icross Tom's mind that there ought to hi new algn , denoting the partnership the father's old tin s'gn ' being btlll in It : place upon the Bide of the door of the allico. Tom removed that , and causeel i new ono to bo placed ever the dour. The "athor returned , and , upon going to bii : flici ) , was somewhat surprised to reat ; ho now sign In flaming letters : "XHOMAfl 1' . OCIIILTREE AXD I'ATUEK ; ATTORNEYS AT LAW. " Tom will now have leisure to chaao the vild Comanche bronchos ever the Texas plains ; the "red-headed rooster" car iow soar high and 11 ip hla wings upon .ho cummlts of his own Rockies ; the ro- , lred Michlgander can now meditate in IBOCO upon the dissolving views of con- ; resaional honors , on the qulto chores oi Jake Michigan , while our own "Sunset" vill crook his knees under the sullan'a osowood , quaff sherbet to the memory of ho prophet , and teach the sultan of all ho faithful how to laugh , as ho descants 0 him upon the beauties nnd glorlns of Tammany. 1 SCENK BETWEEN THE PRESIDENT AND HIS .SECRETARY Ol' THE TREASURY. Samncl L. Southard , an eminent citl- cnt in his day , vrns secretary of the navy ludor James Monroe , and was continued , s such by John Qulncy Adamij. Ho was \BO United States senator from Now ferssy forty-fivo years ago or so. Ho nado this statement a fo\v months after ho scene transpired. Ho eald that , oing Into the president's room in the Vhlto House ono morning In February , 825 , abrut ten days before the cloao of Ir. Monroe's administration , Mr. Adams laving baon chosen by the houao of rc- ncscntatlvcs on the Oth of that month to ucccod him , ho found the president walk- ng the room in great agitation , and ap- arontly struggling to repress strong in- Ignatlon. Upon in/ asking him If any- blng unpleasant had occurred , Mr. rlonroo said : Mr. Urawford ( secretary f the treasury ) , had just left , having rougbt to him several nominations of ustoma oflicers which ho doslrod him to mko ; the president expressed bjoctlona to aomo of them , hereupon Crawford snatched p the papers , and taking his bat , in reat Irritation , said : "Well if yon on't appoint persona well qualified for 30 places , toll me whom yon will ap- olut , that I may get rid of their Impor- mltlcsT' The president replied warmly , lying that ho considered Mr. Crawford's mguago extremely Improper , and nn- iltablo to the relations beoweon them ; hen Crawford , turning to him , and tiling his cane as If to strike , eald ; Yon damned Infernal old scoundrel. " ho president seized the tongs at the fire lace for self defence , applied a rotalla- 3iy epithet , and told him ho would im- tedlatoly ring for the servant and have im put out of the house ; upon which Irawford , beginning to recover hiunolf , nd being conscious that ho had gone [ together too far , began to apologue , and ild he had not Intended to Insult him , nd left the homo. They never mot gain , but ho remained secretary until the th of March , about two woeka. Aabury Ickene , a clerk in the war office , after- arda secretary of the senate , _ was ao go-between on official business otwccn him and the president. Wo do ot always know what transpires behind 10 otbctal curtains , any moro than audl- aces know wlut oftentimes takes } lace ehlnd the scenes in the theatres. Mr. rawford thought Mr. Monroe had fav- red Adams for the prealdency , Mr. 0. having been ono of the candidates , ) i against him , but the former hud maintained tainod n strict neutrality , both Adam and Crawford b6lng members of his cabi not. not.Listen Listen ! do ye hoar It , the tumbling c democratic thunder along the politic ; sky , ever the roappolntmont of Picrso as poitmostor of Now York ? Ropubll cans amllo. Mooting a democrat this afternoor who acomcd to bo In an abstracted mooc I asked him on what ho was meditating After a moment's pause ho said : "I at trying to think whether wo elected democratic president last fall or not , ante to recall the hymn which has eomothin to gay nbout , This world Is all n tlcotinp show , To ninny delusions gi\on " J. M. TlIAYF.ll Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciatica , Lumbago , Backache , Headache. Toothache , ' . . .i llllriix.St'iililH. rrom niton , i.u , " AII < "TiiHi iiiiinn rii\s \ ui. SOUL } UrU tliltiiiliri.rvi ! ryuliorr. Hill Olilju Uillkv lllrr lli > imlti 11 IiAiiKUnKr * . i TIIJ : CIIAUIJH : A. i oiiir.u : co. tSuwiwr , u A. VCKJEUn * CO ) Uilllinorr , Jlil. , 1. 8. A. From experience 1 think SuUfa Specific la aci \aluftblo romoJy for cutincoua diseases , and at Hi tame tlmo AD ImlRoratliif ; tonln. JAMI-S JACKI.ON , Chief Justice of Ga. Atlauta , Sept. 1884. INOCULATED POISON. Alter trjlnz all th other remedlcs.SwIft's SjMiclnohas cured mo soun and nollof a terrible blood jolson contracted from nurse , Mns. T.V. . Lsn , arocnrillo , Ala. POISON OAK. A lady hov has been entire ! cured ot l oUon oakpolaonbytliouse ol two bottle ol S. S. S. It. S DRA DfoaD , Tiptom lllc , Tcnu. UI.CKRS25YEAKS.-A member ol my churc haa been cured ol an u'ccriUedlcR ol 25 jours etani IDK "Hli Uo bottloi ot Snllt's SpccclHc. 1II. . CRUMILXB , Pastor Moth. Ch. , JIacon , G . Sn llt'H Specific Is entirely \ CRotablo. Treatise o lood and bkln Oleeaecs mallod Ircc. The Sv\irrSi'KcincCo , Drawers , Atlanta Ga. , c 150V. . 23d St. . N. Y f,17 St. Chnrlps St. , SI. Louis , Mo. Irrgulnr gfRiluatoorittoMellcalCo ICRPK , hadtnen loDr ? ) tDfrngrdlD the KpciinUrcnttututof Oxuntic Nitavota BKIK and lu > OD Di KtBKxt aa auy othtr krijIfliD ( Ia Et. LuuU. urtly rT ? how uud nil plj rtntj ul > - hot w Nervous Hrosiratlon , Debility , Mcnt/t nnd Physical Weakness i Mercurial and otnd * A-W ( > lions cf Throat , Skin or Bones , Blood Poltwv g , Old SorCS and UlCCrS. . trcutul llh nnrarnUrii lucccBS.on ) . Bt s < * l atittr prlneil I. , hafi h ' 'rliatc'5. Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess , Exposure or Indulgence , hih rr iicn i me or tu < follo lrn iDirUl uiriouun < iIcMlitT. illluuf , ! uf ilcbl luJdctiftho mfmorv , rimpl. . i n Hie fire i nnlral dccar. areriloutotlic t cltlr alt in i t * c nlu-m ol Ilinf clox , rendering Marrlaco Improper or unliapuy , aii rirtnan < allr ] < mril , 1'ararii I I'll | age ) nntlii. Aatt n 4 lairalrl .nv loHrr [ cl n'.Mr.-i. I n > iillitlou at f Ueoor b/tiiHlI fne , un lluvliedtto \ for qutstloua. A Positive Written Guarantee ftlm la all curtMo caiei. lt > .llcn ! icnl cTcrjnLcre. Pnmph'.eu , KncliBh or Clcrnmn. 04 pacoi , d - ? : ribiutrnbo oeli ca et In inaleor roiimlo , FJJEH. RflARRJAGE CUBD I MOj > RRe . fineiUlci. | lllititrMM ta eloth end elUtf 1tor We , numeycriosuge lame.i u | r covem , 25e. Th c intalna ll tbo curloiti d uiitful or lqjul lilr A took et ( trtttt lut tMt w all UttJtb THE BEST THING OUT FOR Washing & Bleaching In Hard or Soft , Hot or Cold Water. SAM'S LAiion , TIMK and SOAIAMAZINOLY , andK ct ini\ert < a1satlslactlon. No f until ) rich or poor should JO HltllOUt It. Sold 1)J nil grocer ? . BPH ARP ct imitations v , ell > lo < ilKiiol to mislead. I'MRMNK Is the OSM t > An : Itboi avlDK compound and ahvaja beara the abnc Bjm- jol and uamo ot JAMKS 1'YLE NKW YORK. \ \ i. ! ii' if ) im OtOOD.'rur ut , the UIVtiRaiiil KIDNEYS . . . . . Ill-10l.lv 1HK unrl VIOOH uf VOUT1L pill \\niiinfAliputlti \ ! , n * Ilk'i lion , i .iclc nt hlmiKlII , 4iul I In ' v"n'nnahsolMlelv ! ' I. Horn" ! , lunacies auu lj | i\uis thu mind anil upi > llc9 Unlit I'oniri . Hullc rliiKlroni coiiinlalnti 9j > ciiillirto llii-lrec-x will tnd InDK. Hl'.BrEH'SIIlOM TONIO u fnf nnd needy cure. ' ( IHtsailuur , huilUis Lum ] > lcxlon. yrciinont fcticmptc Rt co"rt cr < ; iUiiK only add f } the popularity of tlio orlnlml. uu uot oxpcri. licnt ( rtlllluOllIOINAI. ANII JIKST. fHond juurnddr iito'lhi > lr. ) JI rt rM d Oo. > JMt.I-ouIn , Moor uur "DHKAM BOOK. " HFnllnf > tranvK n < 1 tiwtful lQorm Uon.f R. RISDON . . , REPRESENTS ) banli Insurance Co. , London , Cub Asset ) 19,641,000 restcbeiter.N. Y. , Capital 1,000,000 beUerchantaolNevark.N.J. , Capital. . . 1,276,000 Irard Kiro , I'hlladelphla.Upltal 1,200,000 roman'iVund CailUI . . . . . 1.289000 14 itt.tl.bt rp.t ! 'Bf " f riqaUi.6sf ! tie * MJ , ( 7M 41 vuilj . l.ji ; | , Jri.rrl > . l tr w.4 Ap , aud u4 MKrrifLvt lt' Itftl A ( , tflI4l0lJM all.ll u&tf 1tl t , ( MI , f t i < n , rj U all , ubiQir df kl Try I 4tl ' "l" " * T'w nPPKJ.AM ! et Miti Ai > n''Jv v. jr. , IB upuroditlac , urous- tsactlvlty , posithuly CUrt'9 lHlKttlluv | , lout _ ciiorKyiR'rvouBd.bl | . y nilwcakiiosaofKiiicrutivoBjstem vlturreux i Vivinatl. J , JI.Wurucr.'JlOTbtutobt.ClilcESC. Thi veBuirk blo groTrth ol ; 0meha dating the Iwt forr years 1 D m ttco ol great natontshmonl to these who p jr no occasional vlalt to thla growing oltf. The development of the StopV Ynrda the nocoaalty o ! the Bolt Llns Road the finely pared stroota the hnndrods of now rocluoncos nd coolly bnuluosa block * , with the population of our city uioic then donblod In the Uat five yonra. All thin la a great anrprlno to vloUors and-.i tha ndmlratton of onir oltlions. This rnpld growth , the bnnlnoss activity , and the many inhaUntlal laiprovomonta m cla D m Hvoly demand foi Omaha ronl osUtc , nnd every Investor has made a h&ndcomo profit. r Slnoe the Well Street panlo M Ti with the snbsonuont cry at hard tlmot , there has boon loss demand from spocala * tore , bat a fair demand from Invostoio socking homes. This latter class an taking advantage of low prices In build ing material and are securing tholr homoo at much loss cost than will bo possible B year honco. Speculators , too , can bny real osta < a cheaper now and ought to take advanU e of proaant prices for future pro ts. The next few years promises grcaten divolopmonta In Omaha than the pact fivi years , which have boon cs good u wo could rorwonably dcslro. Now man- nfactnrlng ostnbllBlimouts and largo Job bing houses are added almost weekly , nnfi all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many in Omaha and through * bnt the State , who have thohr money ID the banks drawing a nominal rate of In terest , which , If judiciously Invested In Omahn real et.tato , would bring thorn mnch greater returns. Wo have many bnrgalnn which wo ore confident will bring tha pnrchtaor forge profits la the noax future. We have for sale the finest reai- denco property in the north and western parts of the city. Norlh wo have fine lots' nt reason able prices oa Sherman avonue,17th , I8th , 19tli and 20th streets. West on Farnam , Davenport , Cuming , and all the ending streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam , Califor- aia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest nnd sheapeat residence property in the ; ity , and with the building of the street car line out Farnam , the pro perty in the western part eli tlie city ivill increase in valun _ We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ; y in the south part of the city. The levelopments made in this section jy the Stock Yards Company and ; ho railroads will certainly double , ho once in a short time. We also have some iino ots and some elegant inside resi- lencep for sale , Parties wishing to invent will find some good l.-wrgsiniR l AL KSTATI BROKERS. 113 South Mfck St , Bot.roon Farnhrtra and Doaglao. P. S. "We aak thoBe who hnta roperty for sale at a bargain to giya s a callWp want only bargains 7e will positively not handle prop rty at more than its real value.