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Wllhclmj hw just pntd $ u,200 for o vjoljn.
Lawrence Barrett cloaca n four weeks' en
gagement in Boston to-night ,
Clarn Louicn KelloffR is Binding In. the
country towns of New York ,
Mita Mlnnln 1'aimer bepnn n farewell en-
gigement In Ctilogo l.vit JlonJny ,
Ilorr Sennenthal doloa on cnnnrtcJ , Edwin
Forrest' * tpeclal detestation.
Henry Irving and company nro announced
to nppear at the lycemn , London , May 2.
Miss Alice Lnkey , of Now York city , BO-
nrnno. nclileved great inccoti In London on
Tueidny ,
, Mrs. It , IJ. Vincenr , will celebrate her
fiftieth year nn the etngo nt the Boston mu-
i cum Ajirll 2. > ,
Willinm , Hornco and Alice Dunning Lin
gnrd propoto to star jointly In this country
next season ,
Mr. Daly Imi had much larger holism slnco
the production of "A Night OH" than ho hits
over bnf ; e enjoyed.
Mn , lodjcskn will follow Mary Anderson
at U.J London Lyetum , under Henry E.
Abbey's management.
Buffalo Bill and his Wild West , together
with the Indiana and cowboye , nre to appear
in London in May.
Mine. Ktintnia Borghl'Mamo , the prlmo
donna , will innko a bridal tour to this country
after her marriage with Signer Cuzrocroa next
fall.
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John T , lUymocd originally sailed under
tconamo of JolinT. O'Brien ' , Mr , Itayiuond
being descended from n long line of Italian
noblemen.
Colonel McCiuill 1ms F ecu red the rights to
Strauss' opera ' "Indigo. " nnd may bring it out
at WsllacU's &t the cloto of the run of "Thb
Black Uusiar. "
Mr. Irvlng' present ongsRemcnt at the
Stnr theater promises to ba the most proBt-
blo thnt ho has yet played lu New York.
Tlio audiences thus far h vo been very largo.
Mr. McKee Hnnkin has made a remarkable
BUCCOBB in Calltornia , where ho is nt ptosont
playing with his co-operativo cotnpnny in the
various dramas which ho took out with him
from the oast.
Mr. William Emerson , the leading minatrol
performer of this country , 1ms already Bailed
for Australia from _ San Francisco with the
company in connection with which ho intends
starring through the colonies.
Fatti says that , next to complimenting her
voioe , nothing pleases her oo much as to na\e
her pretty foot admirod. According to her
own word ; , Cinderella's slippers would have
been a full size too largo for her.
According to Chief Justice Daly , of Now
York , the first theater in this country was
opened on December ( I , 1702. with n perform
ance of "The Kecruitlng oliicer. " This was
eighteen yeats before Hallnm's company ,
generally believed to be the first , came here.
The common council of New York have _ ot
latt resolved to pass au ordinance abolishing
ticket speculating and limiting the sale ot
tickets to the theatre box-ollico. It is to bo
made a misdemeanor to charge any advance
on tba authorized or published rates of prices
for theatre ticket.
It is a curious f Act in connection with Gil
bert and Sullivan's Jnprxnoso opera which was
produced in London last week that the suits
of armor , which are exact reproductions and
perfect examples of the fifteenth century ,
Japanese armor , ore too small to be worn by
any Englishman , and yet are so heavy that
none but athletes could carry them.
Marie Bozo recently gave a performance of
'Travatoro" at Burton-on-Tront , England.
She was a guest of Sir Arthur and Lady lias ? ,
and the Bass ale brewery was the ECCUO of the
operatic presentation. The largo branding
shed of the brewery was transfonned into u
theatre , the stage was erected on huge beer
barrels , nnd fresh sceury was painted ,
Little Linda Da Costa , aged 8 , who ts prevented -
vented by the Now York society for the pre
vention of cruelty to children from appearing
ou tro stage , has a wonderful voice and taken
to singing ai naturally as a duck takes to
water , starting in the morning when she
arises and only ceasing when her jaws are em
ployed in mastieitiufj her food or when ex
hausted nature seeks repose.
Sayo a Now York paper : "If all the thea
tres that are projected and talked of bo really
b\iilt \ hero Now York will be more lavishly
provided with playhouses than any city in
the world. Not less than eight are. content
plated at pre30ntfour of them of a model kind
As wo now have some thirty theatres of all
sorts uno might think that wo were fairly
supplied. Thtoo of the promised theatres
seem likely to be butit , and they will be of
the first ordpr. "
Air. Joe Jed arson , thq celebrated comedian
feeling the gradual oncoming of bodily infirm
ity inseparable from old age , will probably
uo longer go ou the stage after this year , ex
cept it bo at fomo extraordinary entertain
ment whore his person might rise entliualasm.
With Joe Jefferson the name will die BO far
as great histronic talent goo ? . His sons are
worthy youiij men of good business talents ,
but without the remotest hiitaronic instinct
in them.
How Easily Things Go "Wrong.
"Alos ! how easily things go wrong ;
A elgh too much or a kiss too long , "
And a father's patience is quite worn out ;
There's a hurried stop and a watchful shout
And the dream of a youthful pair is o'er ;
A youth escapes through the open door ,
With terror imprinted upon hia fuco ,
And goes down the street at a flying pace ,
With hat in hand nnd a dog in cluisa.
The dog to the Hying youth draws nigh ;
There's a eavago growl and a piercing cry ;
"Alas ! how easily things go wrong ; "
\V liy did the lover stay so long ?
A panting youth at hii mother's door
Is vowiuc ; ho'H go out to court no more ;
A dog is rcturniog with visage grim ,
Drngi'lng au ulster's lulls with him.
"Alas ! how easily thiugs go wrong"
When a lever foolishly tarries too long ,
"And yet how easily things eo right"
When ho leaves at adecentttmoof night ;
lie's wieo who this in hia memory logs ;
Fathers are fathers and dugs are dogs.
[ Boston Uonrier.
In Mexico tbero is a pedriflod forest cover-
ng 300 acres.
In Thomas county , Georgia , a madstono
YBS recently found , for which an olfer of 8700
iaa been refused. It is egg-shaped and about
ho slzo ot n walnut.
A knot hole in tbo frame nf an old house ,
'reeled about 17fiO , at Newlngton , Conn , , has
oen tha homo of a family of blue-birds for
ovonty-Uvo year ? ,
A case is reported of an Infant child born
n Fayotto county. Georgia , whose hands and
irms were drawn through a common sewing
hiaiblo to the armpits or shoulders.
A porpolte was foucd frozen in the Ice at
ronesport , L. I. , and cut out. The finny
irlze was nine feet in length , and when tried
lut yielded two quarts of head oil and five
aUons of blubber.
A stump recently dug up at Mount Fleaa-
mt , N , 0. , laid to bo only cue on record of
I'D petrifaction of palmetto , is exhibited at
taw Orleans , The grain of the wood is plain-
y marked.
In Montgomery county , eaya a Macon
ournal , then ) Is a pear tree eighty-seven a
ears old , which has not failed to bear a crop
f fruit In o > er eighty years. The tree was
et out by Stafford Davis in-1703.
Buechi , the Berne anatomist , Ins made a
rain model of gigantic size for an American :
uisoum. It is about four feet in height by
wo and a half in width , and shows thu intri-
ate mechanism of the brain In detail ,
Qulnton , N. H. , has a curiosity In the ihapo
a well which produces warm water. It is ;
Ituated in a window-gloss factory , and the
jpjwaltiou li that the water from the springs
eding the well patbca under the fumaco and
thu a heated.
In a Trenton store window there is on ex-
ibltlon a revenue ttamp of tha $5,000 denom-
ifttion. According to an Inicription on tbo
amelt id "the largest and highest valua ud-
oiive stamp ever issued br any government
the world. " Its eiz -IJxSJ inches.
It la claimed by La NaVaro that the highest
illroad viaduct in the world is that of the
arablt bridge , France. That remarkable
ructuro is l.bOO . feet long , and near the raid-
In of the great central arch the dlitanco from
to bsd of the rher to the rail is113 ( tut.
Mr. Walter Booth , of New Haven , has o
lt which , having been auuoyed by rats eat.
ig from hia manger , lias taken to watching
the hole from which they come , and will
stand with his hoot 'raited ' till ono o ! the rats
comw out , and then ittko it llko lightning ,
It is further Bald that the colt learned the
trick from n cat that hod spent its time watchIng -
Ing thai particular hole ,
The pride of Norwnlk , Conn , , in Sammy ,
the 13-months- son of Henry Tompkins ,
Ho welched only ten pounds when throe
monttn old ; but had increased to forty In the
following tbreo months , and now tips the
beam at seventy-five pounds. Tompkins and
his wife are of medium size and weight , The
boy has clehtoen tteth and is very muscular ,
although ho it yet unable to walk ,
Au Englishman is now traveling through
Barber county , Kansas , with ferrets , wiih
which ho Is making money by killing prairlo
doga. He has his pots in ft wire c ge , awl , go
ing to a ranch where there ate indications of
prairie dogs , ho oilers to clean out tha dog
town for ono cent per dog. Ono ferret will
clean out from twenty to fifty dogs before ho
tires out , orrather before ho gets BO full of the
blood of his victims that ho can't work well.
When ono Is tired out a fresh ouo is put into
service , and BO .on until the town is rid of
King Fnro.
A teacher In n Sunday school
Had taught her acholars , few ,
The truths which rcholnrs ought to know ,
Who read the bible through.
But on the day heroin set down
A new ono had come in ,
A little lad , with keen , bright cyor ,
And innocent of sin ,
Tbo teacher asked thorn all around ,
Such questions she thought
Would fit their iniiidf , and bring about
7ho object which oho sought.
They know of Adam and his tin ,
Of 1'aul and 1'etor , too ,
Of Jacob , Joseph , David , Saul ,
And him hia brother slow.
And then the teacher asked her class
If any ono can tell
Who Pharaoh was. "Of course , " she Bald ,
"You know that very well. "
Bat , etrango to Bay , no hand arose ,
And silence , with a blow ,
lln- ' . struck the class , and not a ono
Tha answer seemed to know.
At last the now boy's ' hand wont up
"Well , who was Pharaoh , lad ? "
The tnnchor smiled the now hey said ,
" 'Twashim as busted dad. "
[ Merchant Traveler.
HONEY FOH TUB INDIES.
Galleon is weighty with beads and tinsel ,
Ladiija who advocate woman's rights always
take their tea Btiaight.
A dragoon's helmet with a crest of flowers
is among the coming bonnets.
Orchids and yellow jasmine maVo the fash
ionable hand bunch ot flowers at present.
Largo metal buttons , cut in fanciful figures ,
are much used on coats and jackets ,
A Hobokcn lady hoa a parrot that can Bay ,
in a deep , bass voice , ' 'Who's 'ittlo dttckoy is
'ouV"
Bows of palq sntin ribbon ? , with long
loops , nro worn in the morning against dark
Wrappers.
A dark green and gold embroidered bonnet
Is ornamented with a l.we cluster of Marshal
Neil roses.
The latest bonnet pins for the bow in front
are an inch aud a half long and represent tiny
flowers in enamel.
Velvet colars of anv calor preferred , both
standing and turned down , nro very becom
ing to nil ages.
Hound waists will ba revived thii summer ,
and corsets ace rnado to produce as long
wahted an effect as possible.
Plaids and stripes are in all materials , styles
and colors. Those formed of line checks are
especially new and attractive.
Florence Morryat will eschew low-necked
dresses now that she has bronchitis ftom
wearing ono on her lecture tour.
Dottblo breasted jackets , fitting tightly over
the hip ? , and very short with basque backs , is
a favorite cut for tba eeason ,
Swell New York girls frequently go to
church carrying flowers arranged in square
masses to resemble prayer books.
It must have been a hen-pecked husband
who discovered that "women are like thistles
approached with fear , they sting. "
_ The strings of bonnets ar ofo velvet or satin
ribbon , about an inch or nn inch and a half
wide , or of watered ribbon , two inches wide.
"I marry that little follow ! " exclaimed
Miss Mitinice. "No J I would rather die
than have him that Is , if I could get some
body else. "
Silk or wool jersey , trimmed with velveteen
color ; , caffs and waietcoata , will bo worn with
plain velvet skirts and eurah sash drapery
lined with surah.
Sleeves still fit the anrs snugly , and
shoulder soatns are short , the top of the sleeve
being fitted over the shoulder and sewed in
with a slight fullness nt tha top.
A Knoxville , 111. , young lady went to bed
ono night with a jug of hot water at her feet ,
bnt woke up to rind the jug burst and her
feet badly frozen.
Largo gilt beetles are sometimes placed on
the side of u bonnet , aud a htmdttomo pin is
placed in the bow formed by the stiingo ,
which nuy ho tied under the chin or at the
side.
side.Folds
Folds are used instead of flounces to trim
dross skirts , and these folds frequently over "
lap one the other , and extend from tha bottom
of the fltirt almost to the wuist.
While a Boston man was out walking with
his girl sbo pointed to a S10 piir of stockings
aud said : "Ain't they pretty ? " ' -Not there , "
ho said ; "but I'll buy them for you. "
Amocc European novelties are patented
umbrella stuffs , which are woven with woolen
stripes at the places of folding the stuff , when
ths umbrella is closed. Thus the breaking of
tha stuff is prevented.
Fashion has decreed that largo bustles shall
be worn this Bprlng. Theee , however , nro
not BO objectionable as tliosp worn a Imvyoara >
ago. Thsy are simply wires placed in the
back of the dress.
Mourning gjods ore In grenadine and [
caimollto for thin materials. Those nro in
great variety of checks and plaids , and also
m Japanese crepe , whlcn is very good iu it ]
wearing qualities ,
Ladles who bang their hair are now In a
fair way to find out just how much the fore-
lioaJ-disfigiiior ii worth. A Plttaburg woman
lost her pet birng by an explosion of natural
jas and has sued for SICK ) damages.
Bead trimmings in all possible detigns In
the leading colors , but chiefly with pendants
instead of the flat surface , ore to be sen lu
ill widths from the narrow edge to a cro-
shcted skirt front nearly a yard in width.
Flowers evidently will take precedence f
long plumes this season. Not that wings ,
tu-easts , clusters of tips , and feather aigrettes
will ilot bo seen among flowers and other garn
iture , but floweaa will bo pre-eminently tosh-
enable.
White and gold , and white and olive will
jo combined for evening dresses in the com
ing season , and will be made with trains of
nero or leas length. The watats will be either
round and without sleevea , or with square neck
ind elbow aloe yea.
"I see the papers speak of a man in Ala-
jama with tbreo arms , " said a Madison ave-
iue belle to her dearest chum , "I wished be '
Ivod up here. " "Why ? " eaid the dearest :
hum. "Just think what a bonanza he'd bee
o go a driving with. "
It is reported Jthat lh < ) "young ladies at a !
xjrtaln western college are taught bow to
nako bread. " The precise name of the inatl-
utjonii withheld , we presume for the fear of
in immediate migration of would-be bone-
licta to settle in its neighborhood ,
The custom of placing a seal on letters is
apldly coining Into vogue. An authority on
uch matters says a teal of pink wax means
angratulatlon ; one of black , confidence ; of
iluollore ; of purple , friendship ; of red , busi- >
lean , and an Invitation to a wooding or other
nativity is sealed with white wax.
Miss Sharp is making her first visit to
Vaahington. Bha wrote homo
ta her-owueat BC :
hum the other day as follows : "I think I In
Quit bate got a cast Iron digestion Bines I've th
ieen here , Yesterdaj , would you believe , I fa
isltod the navy yard and lun hod on a inon- Etl
tor. " On her return home she will probably at ;
line on a Pullman car , atmi
"So you went to the party with MM. El- sa , :
rerton , did you } " wked a wife of her huib nd , ta.
"Yes , as yon were away I thought It wonld
do no harm , at Elberton ftked mo to , being
detained at homo and not wonting his wife to
bo disappointed. "Well , I don't believe in
lending rny husband to anybody , " "Why
not , pray ? " 'Because ' It i no good , according
to the Bible , for a.tnan to bo a loan. "
The old flower patterns in wall paper have
gone entirely out of fashion. Delicate tiuta
of a single color aio much used , and a novelty
for country home a i ft sort of finely mottled
paper of several tones of the name color , the
effect being that of ono shodo except upon
cloae examination. Conventional patterns of
ono color on a lighter or darker shade of the
same colored background are also usod.
The moat conspicuous feature at the first
glance of the new goods for spring and sum
mer now brought out is the quietness of the
colors. The prevailing tones are brown , fawns
drabs , green , dark and light , and dark blue.
There are uotio ot the loud effects of n few
years back. The wool goods are divided into
thrco styles : Stripes , plaids and very rough
canvai-hko and bourrettoj finished goods ,
which iiro to bo quite the non plus ultra ol
elegance. The stripes arc both broad and
narrow and will bo used IcugthwLo nnd cross-
wlio and even transversely.
The fourth cenlury of thu birlh of Bu-
gcnhngca , the associate of Lutlior , will
ha celebrated on the 25th of next June.
A etituto to him la to bo created at Wit-
tonboig.
Coiif'lis nnil UoUI" . Those who are
suffering from Couglip , Colds , Sore ThTro.it ,
etc. , should try Bnow.v'B Bno.NcniAL TIIOCHKS.
Sold only in loxts ,
There trd about 60,000 nioro _ fomaloi
thrvn malt s hi the city of Berlin. This
fact Is all the raoro remarkable as thoco
ia n garrison ot nokliors in the city which
nuuibers 10,000 men.
A C A R D . To nil v ho nro aulTcrini : from errors
and Indlircstlonaol jouth , norxoua v aknuas early
decay , losa of manhood , cto. I will scud a receipt
that will euro you FHEE OK CHAHOE. This Rrcnt
remedy was discovered by a missionary to South
America. Send EcU-addresscd om elope to llxv. Jo-
SITU T. INSIAN Station " 1) " New York.
STOP THAT COUGH
By vising Dr. Frazier's Throat and Lung Bal
sam the only sure cure for Coughs. Colds ,
Hoarsonosa and Sore Throat , and all diseases
of the throat and lungs. Do not neglect a
cough. It may prove fatal. Scores and
hundreds of grateful people owe their lives to
Dr. Frazior't Throat and Lunc Balsam , and
no family will over be without it after once
naing it , and discovering its marvelous power.
It ia put up in largo family bottles and sold
for the small price of 75 cents per bottle. Sold
Kubp & Co. and O. F. Goodman ,
It Depends.
Wall Street Now .
"Who owns thla store , anyhow1 ho
naked ot a St. Louis clothier with whom
ho had had a dispute about a coa * .
"Veil ; I vliss owner to day. " "And who
waa yobtarday ? " "My vhlfo. " "And who
will bo to-moirowl" "Vholl , dot de-
pouda. You BOC , when pecincaa vhna
dopresaad I sools oudt to my vhlfo. If
pousncas vhna good she Bella back lo m ? ,
nnd if times vbus DO-JO rnybrnddorHcsas
steps in for a few dsya. " ' 'Well , you'd
batter burn the dtirncdthirg up : " "Soft-
) ymy friends , noftly. ' Dat wan der peoe-
DCS ] of my brudnor Abraham , vhcn ho
be Ids n § 300 mortgage on $500 worth of
atock. "
Angostura Hitters , the world renowned
appetizer and invigorator. TJaed now over the
whole civilized world. Try it , but beware of
imitations. Ask your grocer or druggist for
the Pennine articleinanufactured by Dr. J , G ,
B. Siegert & Sons.
The dismantling of the old Hollia
street church in Boston , lo make w&y for
a theatre , do CM not convert all the ma
terial to ungodly naea. The Inscription
slab and a mcmoilal window will bo glvon
to the Boatoniau society. The wooden
tablets of the Lord's priyer and Scrip
tural quotations go to a church at Atlanta ,
Ga. , nnd a bu t of Starr King and a
Tbaxtcr baptismal font to tha now Hollia
street church.
An OITuiibivo Btcatli
is most diatreesing , not otdy to the per
eon aflllctad if ho have any pride , but to
those with whom ho cDmoa in contact. It
iiia delicate matter to apeak of , but It has
parted not only frlcnda bat lovers. Bad
breath and catarrh are Inseparable. Dr.
Sage'a Catarrh Remedy curoa the worst
c es aa thonaanda can testify.
' 'I have no appetite , " complains many
a sufferer. Hood's Sanaparilla gives au
oppetito and enables the atomach to per
form ltd duty.
Professor Bencher , consular agout of
France , aaya therj are a number of wlno
growers In southern Franco who doairo to
emigrate to aomo place wbcra they can
follow their avocation with greater proa-
pccta of profit than are possible in their
present lionioa , and that ho has been au
thorized lo visit various portions of our
"southern ntates and report to them the
DI-KKEE'S SALAD DHESMIXO it COLD
MEAT SAUCE. The finest mnyonalsa for
moat , fiah aud vegetable salads , and a r
aporb table eauca. It far eurpaaJoa anyd
lomo mndo dressing. Everybody likes
L
v
It ia said that , though , since the piss-
og of the education bill in 1870 , in Eng- i
and , board school had boon ( started all ,
vor the country , instead of their taking
ho place of voluntary schools , they have
Ivon an Impetaa to them ; for , whereas ,
n 1870 there wore 7,800 voluntary
choola In the country , there are now 14- , ,
iOO , with thrao and one-quarter millions
scholars.
Domestic Economy ,
"We must bo very saving , dear ,
Hard times you know , my love , are hero ,
And we must very careful boNer
Nor spend our money fast and free. "
er
"Tis well , good wife , I'm glad to find
You do not with to run behind ,
Iiut are inclined to put away f
A penny for a rainy day. * '
l"Ah , Hub , 2 hoi > e the day ' 11 bo fine ,
And filled with Springtime's sunny wine , '
You know I'm hoarding , bet upon it ,
A penny for an Easter bonnet.
Wl
ISoiton Budget , WlH
tiiPi
IMPIETIES , PiTl
Tl '
The members of a Maryland church have
oquested the bishop to Bend it an "unmar-
>
ied minister , " The request does not state
hether a bachelor or a widower IB preferred , 1
nd the information is also lacking as to ntuc
'hether the majority of the congregation cou
" " '
U of men or women. „ , i
Visitor ( to convict in a western penlton-
ary ) Do they treat you kindly , poor fellow ! ai
onict ( cautiously-Well ) , I don't want to
lake any complaint * , sir , but Il' hirJly 1
ght to make a man listen to a Baptist win
ter every Bunday morning when ho wan de ye
orn and brought up an Episcopalian , dewl
A minister in New York City made a vio. ho
mt attwk upon ukating rinks a few oveu. he
iga ago. My heart was sick Mid my ear (
og pained when I heard that a church had fai
it apart a big room for n rollRrtkating link nd
help P y the salary of Its piator. I I" !
irougnt that the church ijiotild bo called
The Church of the Holy Kink. " au
Tho.secretary of Mr , Spurgcon'n Sunday
heel lately made the following highly orlfr- "
1 I
lal uutttedtlon : "It would baa very good
ling if the acrlpturg texts pi veil to the in- ho >
nts wera to bo printed upon lor.engei in- trc
eul of upon the little biU of pasteboard aa
present , for not only would the gifts bo
ore highly valued , but jt might bo truly rat
id : 'tiow ' eweet are thy words unto my foi.61 r
ate , " -.61
I'EtU'EKMINT
One swallow nukes ono spring , f the drink
is doctored with ceyenno pepper ,
"Its h'vrd ' to lay anida nnjthlng for the fn
lure , " cackled the hen as the farmer removed
her latest tffort.
"Cloavo to mo , " she murmerod to her wcotl
at tha opera. And as noon na the ctirtvn fell
ho clove.
There is no truth in the report thnt St.
Louis girls use flat cara for roller ekates.
The earn nro too small.
The Scotch soldiers In the Soudon find n
peculiar approprliitoricia in the Ing pipe
strains of ' 'Tho Camels
"Pat , have you any prnirioi in Ireland like
xvo have In Illinois ? " To bo slmro wo have.
Didn't ycz Ivor hear of Tlpporaryt"
An outlsy of $2 will olotho a whole family
In Porto Kico for ono yenr. It is a kind of
Washington ball all the year round ,
Komaroll Is the name of the Russian gen
eral in command in Afghanistan. Kom-
Around would scorn to bo a little nearer the
mark.
The man who Homo months ago "bunkoed"
a member of the Massachusetts Adnmsi family
is do d. Ho never recovered from the cold
ho caught at that time ,
A Brooklyn clergyman fays that liquors
may soon bo Bold In sltntiDg rinkn mid then
"tho result will bo disastrous. " Wo should
say so. It is hard enough for a Bober man to
stand up.
Some people imnglno that becausn a man in
a plumber ho is necessarily a swindler. This
ia nil wrong and IB not true. A plumber may
lie perfectly liouott before ho learns the bus-
incsp.
"Look hero , Mr. Consumer , ovcry time I
go to your house to read your gasmctor , that
lnfcrnaldog ; of yotits pitches nt mo. " "lea ,
he's .1 capital watch dog. Sagacious , too.
Knows a robber at first sir/fat every time.
A Missouri farmer refused to look atn
sample sowing machiuo recently , as ho always
"sowed wheat by hnnd. " Ho Is related to
the man who did not want a threshing mn-
ehino on his farm. " 1'or , " Baid he , "give mo
a harness-tug or a barrel-stave , and I can
make my family too the mark according to
law and scrlptor. " [ Exchange.
Ono of the boarders nt n Now London nos-
tclry , while nt dinner to-day , attempted to
enliven tlio table by recounting nn nnec > doto.
Commencing , ho said : "I struck n Ihdy with
the rheumatism , this morning " /'Tho / man
ought to bo hnngod who would etriko n lady
with the rheumatism , " interrupted a voice
from the other sldo of the tsblo. The person
who had the story to tell looked around , be
came confused , and collapsed.
A Washington hotel keeper was boasting of
the amount of money ho had made during the
Inauguration week. "What de you think of
thatt" ho said , turning to a stranger. The
stranger lifted his shoulders , but made no re
ply. "Don't you think that's doing pretty
well ? " persisted the hotel man. "My wife's
runnin' n boardin house In Orleans , "
Raid the Btrangor sentenioiiel and the the
Washington man was silent.
Temperance Item CoU Joslnh Eldridgo'a
colored servant met another colored lady on
Galyeston avenue. The former had Bernethinp
hid tinder her apron "How nm yer comin'
on wld Kuruel Eldrldga's folk i" "I'so
. " "What's de " "I
Kwinter quit. matter ! has
ter nm n dozen times a day foah beer , nnd I
has ter go tcr different saloons , nnd fetch beer
homo under ray apron , so folks can't see it. "
"Why don't yer gj to ter do same saloon in-
sted ob runnin' all ober town tcr different
saloone ? " "Kekasa if I gets all dat beer
outer de same saloon , folks might say Kurnel
Eldridge nui not n temperance man , and he
am do boss ob do Sons of Temperance in dia
heah town. [ Texas SUtingd.
Mrs. Kato Shults , Mt. "WashlDgton ,
Maryland , stitoa aho could not r.uro frost
bites until she finally trird St. Jacob3
Oil , and has notboan troubled with them
sinca.
Nocturne in Ii Flat.
Oh. the lady she puts on the roller skates !
Over the fence is out !
And into tbo maty bur way she takes ,
Eddying here and about.
Oh , but she ehone in waltz and rcol !
Oh , but she slung a dizzy heel !
Oh ! ! ! but you'd onght to heard her squeal
Over the fence is out.
fSKCOXD STANZA IN A JIINOIt. ]
Quivered and rattled the chandelier ,
Lather the arnica on !
Ah , but the slivers were sharp and sere !
Where has the doctor gone ?
An , but her joyous race was run ;
Ere the bright night had scarce begun ,
Not for n week cim she have some fun
Lather the arnica enl
onlRobert
[ Robert J. Burdette.
Onr National Sine.
There are a good many of them. Ono
of the principal onoa is gluttony.
Another Is , eating too fnet. The result
of botli la dyspepsia. By taking Brown'o
Iron Bitters dyspepsia gets knocked out.
Mr. A. Eckenwalttr , 308 Poppleton St. ,
Baltimore , suffered twelve yeats from
dyspopnia ; after trying iu vain many dif
ferent kinds of medicine was cured by
Brown's Iron Bittera. Ho writes , "I
to-day enjoy bettor health tbai 1 have
for years. "
CONNUJBIALIT1ES.
In some regions of Africa girls must bo
six feet high before they nro allowed to
marry ,
A southern woman boasts tnat ho has Etil
in ii'o n rolling-pin bought when she was marled ,
-led , Gl years ago. Her husband has uvl
Jently behaved himeclf.
Princess Beatrice has accepted the bridal
nusic composed for her approaching marriage ,
jut her mother hns not yet accepted the in-
'itntion to ho present when it is played.
I
The engagement of Mr. Sidney Dillo IJipley ,
member of the Hockaway Kennel Club , and
gentleman well known in the hurnting field ,
0 Miss May Hyde , has been recently an-
lourced ,
An Arooatook county ( Me. ) woman shnkoa
If the Incubus of a worthier spoase by ad-
ertising that whereas her husband has left
er bed and board , nho warm all persons not
n trust him on her account , ni the will pay uo
ill of his contracting ,
The prisoners in the county jail at Council
Mulfr , Ia. . have an orchestra , ouo playing a
lite , another a violin , another a month organ
nd still another a banjo. The sheriff has the
lusical name of Uuittar , Tbero is an omin-
us silence as to tlio effect of tha other prhon- '
rs. [ Boston Glebe ,
The marriage engagement of Miss Mary
oolsey , daughter of ex-President Woolsoy.
Yale collepc , and Alfred I , Bacon , son oi
10 late Dr , Leonard Bacon , ig announced ,
Ir , Bacon li secretary of the New England "
live .Slock company , and lives nt Ureeloy ,
'ul
Ono of the longest courtships on record '
as happily terminated with a marriage at
larrisonville , N. J. , a few days ago , the par
es being Hiram J. Cheeseman , of that
lace , and Miss Eve M , Thomas , of Clayton ,
'he couple had been ' keeping company" con-
nuously for twenty-eight years.
Homantic lovers of late teem to prefer that
mo peculiarity a marriage remembrance ,
it were shall uttach to the important mo-
lent when their lives and for tun rs become
aitod for better or worse. At San Sabra.
exas , the other day a couple wore married
the street , sitting in a bufrgy , the brido-
ooin armed with a rillo and the bride with
revolver. They feared the bride's relatives.
Dr. Wllllatn A. Iluddack , who died recent-
iu Pennsylvania , had. during the last
jars of hia life , been mode miserable by the
fusion that thirteen women were after him
1th matrimonial intentions. Ono of them
said , wanted him to marry her and fed
sr on peacock's brains and diamonds. The
octor once thoueht cf purchasing n Urge
nn aud stocking it with his baker's dozen of
Irnlrers , One of his latest vagariej was to
it on hit clothes in an eccentric fa.hlon
ickiog his arms in the legs of his troueors
id wearing his socks on hi * handj ,
Gonorftl Ohaso of Khodo Island , 8tya
alwaya keep Iluni'd Remedy ia my
use , it prevents headache nun kidney
jublcn.
Wo depart fiom our uaiul practice and
commend Hunt's Kemody as a sure caio
all kidney dlseMCJ. Mcdlcul Ga-
tie.
COBS
cu n EG
Rheumatism , Nctiralnia , Sciatica ,
Lumbago , Backache. Headache , Toothache ,
K reTlironl.Nnrllltit .SiirnliiNllliil t >
Ilnrii * . SoHlilt , I'foot IlltfM.
, , - n AM , ( iTiiru imnil.Y ivum AMI Aiiir * .
SOIJ1 f Druf. ! ( unit lirilrrn n rrTMlirrr. tinIVuU Utlth
I'lrrctlontlii 11 I. iietiAcri
TIII : ciiAiti.rs A. voiiiii ! : : co.
( ! l9 * cl lo A. VCHJtLIU t CO. ) llalllmorr , Jld. , lH. . A.
8nltt's8i.icclflchiia cured my cmieor , which flra
very Iind. I nui now In line health ; noer better.
Ilaxo cftlnoJSbiiounilsslnco I bccrm taking Swift's
Specific. II. S. BRADFORD , Ttcmillc ! \ > , Term.
Ton MANY YKAItS.-A Bcrvnnt h s
brcn mulcted for m&nyycfirs wltli ft cnucer on her
nner , which rolslcd nil Horts of tieatmcnt , Slio was
cuml entirely by Swift's J-'iwclflc.
JOHN HIM , , Thomson , On.
NOSE KATEN OFF. A youtiB man near this
town hail on eating cnnccron his f co nlilch hod do
Itrojcil Ills rose nnilv a catlnc tow nnl his uj-cp. As
a hst rcBott 1 imt him on SMlt's Hifciflc , and It has
cured him sound and well.
M. f. CHVMLKT , M. D. , Oglcthorpc , On.
I hauo scon remarkable results from the use ol
S will's jncclfU In cancer. It has cured nc\ernl cases
under my own eyca
lUr. J , II. CAMPBELL , Columbus , Ua.
Sniffs Specific Is entirely vego'nblc ' , and eotmj to
euro cancers by forcing out the impurities from the
locd. Trcallfoon lllood and Skin Diseases mailed
free Tim.SwirrSi'Kcmc Co. , Draper 3 , Atlanta , Oft ,
or 110 W. 23d St , New York.
Ctironf e < fcf rrnti *
Qnlok. Mara Care * .
f. i J rvnrxF i o v nMCfTflMCTV.
SWScndtwoBtBmpiforCelebratedZIedlcal Works ,
Address , F. D. CI.AItlCU , JjJ. _ li. , j86 Scutlj
Clirk Street. CHICAGO. ILL.
( IttittASKA LAHU
F. DAVIS & 00. ,
[ ( SCCCESSOBS TO DA7I8 &SNrDRB. )
GENERAL DEALERS IN
1505 FABNAM STREET.
Hive tor Bale 200,000 acres carefully selected lands
In Eastern Nebraska , at low prloo and on easy terms
Improved farms forsalo In Douglas , Dodge , Colfax ,
Platte , Kurt , Curning , Sarpy , Washington , SIcrrlck.
Saundcrs , and Duller countliw ,
Taxes paid In all parts of the etata.
Jloney lo cod on improved farms.
Notary lublla alna\n In olQoo. Corresponelenco
solldtcd
(517 ( St. Charles St. , St. Lonls , Ho.
A regular graduate of two Medical Ci.llcgcn , has liecn longn
DctEedlD ttioe cclnltrciitrueot or UHUO IC , Ktc\off. 8kl
nn-1 111 ooo DIIIIIU ttum ujr other f njileUo In Bl. LouU.
uelly pftperi t how aud nllulj reiililentvkQov.
Nervous I'rosirSllon , Debility. Mentrl Rfld
Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and otnc * t > tc >
lions of Throat. Skin or Bones , Blood Poltt-a'aij ,
Old Sores and Ulcers , ro treated wllh nnpirMleW
IDHCH.OD IntMt iclenllris prlnelrlei. P ' lr , Prltnlelj.
Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess ,
rinc Mnrrlntro Jmjiroper or unhappy ,
. trToarcd. I'.mphltt ( 6 i .Erijon Ifco lwie , nfi
l idled euvtlopi ; , frooto nnjr iddrcni. Con ulmlonat r
tcoorlij uiillrric , nnilluilicj. Wrlto for quritloni.
A Positive Written Guarantee
FlVeiln llcar 6locaiei , IMIclaei cntererjwbtro.
j raptiet , lncll h or Gorman , 04 pneci. At *
crlbinc above diseases , in male or 1'uinal i , '
HI purify uir t
ale thu LlVERniid KIONE
anil KiHKiuimil Uli.Uj
nna viaoit -SOUTH J ) >
n tsli. Want ofApnit.tn , In.
Jlwsllnn , 1 , IC-'K of Mri-iifth ,
nd'llrt"lu' " 1iixatitoliitely
cure I. liar. . ' , mu .clcs.lmi
ncrvtarrcclvuiK lorvc.
EilUons the iittncl ftnu
riipnlleH < lr.Un TiiHori
Er enl.irhixlroiii cumpluliiti
, I rrtii.nii.lr e < x w ! I
ad In DU. El' BIIUI'SIROH TONIO it i id
nicuy euro. < liits.icluur , liuiJUiy riiuipli'ilun.
tfre < jiiciit KtirnifitB nl co' ' -n YMu ; < iilyadr'
O thoiopiilarlt | > ol tliut'rjptnnl. ' Douutcsi'trl-
Jl'llt Kttlliu ( II1HJISAI. , Kll llhf'l' .
/t Bend 7i > ur itddrfFMtoTUnDr. HnrUirAlrd Oo.V ,
H t.Ix > ai , Mo.or onr "JJKKAJSt OOK. " fi , ,
REPIlKSENTfll
hccntz Inanranoo Co. , London , Ctth
Aesots 19,844,000
fcntchcster.N. Y , Capital 1,030,000
hoUerohantsof Newark.N. J. , CajilUI. . . . 1,276,000
Irard Fire , Phlladelphla.CaplUl 1,200,000
'onun'n Fund Oarltal _ _ . 1.2S9neo
ff. BOTTLJ5B.
"rlanger. . . . . . . . - , - .
lulmbuohor , . . , - , . . . . . .Bavujla
'ilener . * . . . . . . . * Bohorainn.
DOMESTIC.
todyroiflor. . , . St , Louie.
Jihausor. . . . - .St. Louis.
test's . . . . . , . . . . . . . Milwankep.
chlitz-Pilsner - . Milwaukee.
Iru 'o . . . , . Omaha.
Ale. Porter. Domestic and Rhine
Vine. m MAURER ,
121 Fnrnnm St.
FINS LINE OP
IN OMAHA NK13 ,
I ITho remarkable growth of Omahn
daring the Iwt few yours is a nmttoi o !
great astonishment to thoao who pay an
occasional vlalt to this prowlng city. The
development of the Stor Yards the
noounslty of the licit Line Road the
finely psvocl streets the hundrodn of now
roslclonooa md coolly bntilucwsn blocks ,
with the population of our city more th n
doubled In the last five years. All thin
la n cronl surprise to visitors and la the
admiration ol our cltliona. This rapid
growth , the bualnosa activity , and the
many aubatantlal Improvement * made D
Hvoly demand for Omahs real estate , wiiS
every Invoatoi hat made hondaoma
profit.
Sinoo the Wall Street panic M T ,
with the subaonuont cry of hard tlmoa ,
there hna boon icaa demand from speculators -
tors , bnt * fair demand from Investors
seeking hornon. This latter class tra
taking advantage of low prices In build.
Ing material and are aoou ring their homes
at much loan coat than will bo possible n
yea * henco. Speculators , too , can buy
real oata * B cheaper now tnd ought to Uko
advantuo of present prices tor futun
pro ts.
The next few yeara promises greatei
divoloptuonto In Omaha than the put
Svi years , which have boon BB good u
wo could roaaonably desire. Now man *
nfactnrlng oatabllahmonta and largo Job-
blng houses are added almost weekly , and
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many lu Omaha end through'
bnt the State , who have their money In
the banks drawing a nominal rate of In *
torest , which , If judiciously Invested In
Omaha real ektate , would bring them
much greater returns. We hove many
bargains which wo MO confident will
bring the purchases large profits iu the
near future.
Wo have for snle the finest resi
dence property in the north and
western parts of the city.
North wo have fine lot.s nt reason
able prices on Sherman avonue,17th ,
18fch , 19th nnd 20th streets.
Weat on Farimm , Davenport ,
Cumiug , and all the leading etreeto
in that direction.
The grading of Farnara , Califor
nia and Davenport strents hns made
accessible Borne of the finest and
cheapest residence property in the
city , nnd with the building of the
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty in tno western part of the city
will increase in valnn
_
We also hnve the agency for the
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper
ty iu the south part of the city. The
developments made in this section
by the Stock Yards Company nnS
the railroads will certainly double
the unco in a short tiniH.
We also have some line business
lota nnd Homo olognnt inside rcsi-
iencep for sale ,
Parties wishinn to invest will find
good > > caJlingi
IEAL ESTATE
Bonth Mth St ,
Bet roon Farnham and Douglas.
P. S. We oak those who hare
roperty for enlo at a bargain to give
s n callWe wont only bargains
Ve will positively not handle prop
rty at more than its real value.