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THE NEWSPAPER WORLD ,
Not Snfllclent Preparation.
A man of middle tga entered tbo office
of an evening piper yesterday to seek
employment.
"What cm you dol" asked the city
editor.
"Wrlto leading articles. " i
"Noxt room , " replied the city man re-
aumlrjr work on a pllo of copy.
"What can you aol" asked the editor-
In-chief.
"Writo loiiling article. "
"Did you over work on a newspaper
before ? "
"No , " esitl the applicant contomtuous-
ly , "but euro I'm readin' 'em alnco I was
the height of your kneo. "
"I'm weiring boots alnco I was four
and can't make a pair , " said the editor.
Applicant disappears.
A Satisfactory Kvplnnntlon.
The editor of a Russian daily thus ex
plained the frequent halhnos In Its ap
pearance : "Tho paper is often in want
of information , often ID want ( of writers ,
and In want of money ; and sometimes
when it has all these , it is in want ol
roadorf. "
Qiinrrcllr-K Kill tors.
MACON , Oa. , February 20 , Ool. Alberl
R. Limir , editor of the Macoa Telegraph
and Messenger , recently failed to moot
Capt. Evan P. Eowoll , editor of the At
lanta Constitution , on the field cf honor ,
and was hold up in an unfavorable light
in a letter to a Cincinnati puper. Ool.
Laronr felt called upon to ropublleh the
circumstances under which the duel hud
boon broken up. The toner of this nar-
ratlvo would load the reader to believe
Capt. Howard had directly or indirectly
secured the airost of Lntnar BO aa to pre
vent the appearance in the field of honor ,
leaving the laurels to Howoll. In the
Constitution of this morning Capt. ilowol
brands the attempted interference as
falto In conception and in fact , snd con
cludes thin : "Wo have neither time nor
space to devote to further controversy
with the Telegraph and Moaaeiiger. When
It becomes necessary horoaltor lor ns to
notlco anything said by the editor of
that paper wo will do it without consum
ing space which belongs to our reader. ) ,
preferring to write our answer on n car
cass worthless for all It has yet boon used
for in this world. "
Storey Liked Hla "Work.
I heard a now one on the late editor of
the Chicago Times , Wllber F. Storey ,
last night. In 18GO , when ho waa giving
much of his personal attention to hi ) jour
nal , there was n young man on the staff
whoso work had brought many favorable
comments from the "old man. " On one
occasion ho handed in an nrticla to Gocd-
sell , then city editor , which appeared ,
and , like the others , caused the great
editor to note it. Tiiera was in those
day ? , as there hns been since , a good deal
of jealousy on the piper. Ono of those
jealous fellows recognized the effusion ,
ind , lookirg up .in old file of the Times ,
cut oat the came article and tent it to the
old man , with the date attached. Storey
: ook the article , and , pasting it on the
, 'onng man's desk , wrote hi ) initials at
, ho bottom of it , and also the date of the
appearance of the firat. The young man
crnno in. saw it , and without any further
ido packed bis traps and left the build-
in R. Ho never put his foot inside of the
cilice from that day to this.
Old .Newspapers The Various ' Uses
To Which They May bo Pat.
ETorpcr's Bazarr ,
Old noirtpipcrj are of moro mo than
; hey appear at a first glance. Wo sub
scribe to the dally newspaper because wo
must bo informed on all the affairs of the
day. Then many think the next thing is
; o relegate them to the kitchen in order
: o provide kindling for the household
jrea , and It must bo confessed that
Bridget makes free use of them in that
way.
way.15ut they servo so many excellent pur
poses besides that it Dooms a pity to let
Bridget have full away , though she imy
try to convince you that It is Impossible
to got the breakfast without oven using
the s 3 of the very latest dates.
It has boon Eoveral times suggested by
economista that newspapers can ba made
to take the place of blankets in guarding
From cold , and it is a fact well worthy ot
notice that they have been proved very
satisfactory in making light , convenient
warm bed coverings when others cannot
bu had. Travelers wonld do well to bear
this In mind whan far from the
regions of hotels , and not throw
thu paper out of the car win
dow , or leave it on thulr seat in changing
care , for there is no tolling how useful it
may prove In sumo emergency to ward off
cold. As a preventive of that fatal dls-
easa , pneumonia , a folded newspaper laid
beneath the outer clothing acrcus the
cheat Is said to bo infallible.
'Jills has been confirmed to ( lie writer
by the testimony of on individual irhosa
evocations kept him constantly exposed
to all weathers , night and day. Ho was
a resident of a country village , a perfect
typo of a hearty , strong , vigorous man ,
and the accounted for nis robust health ,
notwithstanding his exposures , by sayiog
that , although inheriting consumptive
tendencies , ho had boon able to resist
them through the simple precaution of
always wearing a newspaper folded over
ever his chest under hla coat.
Aa a preventive of cold feet , a piece of
newspaper folded in the solo is quite equal
to , If not so ologont or BO expensive aa
cjrk or lamb skin solos , being light , soft ,
and easily renewed ,
If you wish to test the power of a nows-
prpor in excluding cold , try takins one ,
doubly folded , between yonr window and
yonr stand of plants , and see hovr nicely
they will bo protected , and how frosty
the window will consequently be.
Newspapers will in tno autumn , before
severe black frosts come on , effectually
protect greenhouse plants , before yon
Uko thnn up , from cold and wind.
The writer remembers once driving
up about dusk to a country place , and
being startled at seeing wlut looked like
a platoon of ghests drawn up In white
array before the house , which turned out
to bo on closer Investigation , rows of tender -
dor plant * , all tied up in newspapers to
protect them from the sudden frosts in
cident to the ooazon , that In one night
might cut them all down. Wo have
known potato plants protected hi the
came way , and made to ripen in tbo
open garden much longer by this Inex
pensive easy precaution within every
one's aeach.
Old newspapers are admirable as floor
covtrines under carpets , or even spread
under Kensington iqnarest , retaining all
the dust , which neither remains in the
cupet nor sifts through to the floor , then
they can bo so easily removed that it ii a
great saving to ueo them , In th'n way ,
the papers are equally serviceable for
kindling purposes , afterward , so can do
double duty besides the legltimata one of
heralding tbo news of tbo day.
Weather strips are now almost nnlvor-
fa' , as well as double windows , for secur
ing warm rooms ; but where , aa is the
case In some old-faihlonod county homos ,
they are not procnriblo , newspapers can
Mipply the deficiency very well by being
cut in long strips , neatly folded over and
stuffed In the Interstices , and so most
effoctuilly cxolndo the cold outer air.
Old newspapers ore excellent to clean
windows wlthj slightly damped , then
rubbed till clear , they aorvo the purpose
much better than oven linen cloth , for
there Is no lint to rub oT.
Newspapers wrapped around the feet
under the stockings are an ofloctoal pro
tection against mosquitoes , as , with all
their virulence , they can not bto ! through
paper. )
Old newspapers ara faithful mirrors of
the past. As they Increase in ago , the
very advertisements become curious.
Therefore those who have no use for the
modern newspaper in all the various ways
wo have pointed out roust find intellect
ual profit in storing them away till the
time when such circumstance may drag
them forth from their long'forgot ten
hiding-places to claim an Interest in hu
man eyes , which porhapi they never had
to such an extent before.
Illnstratod papers nrj very useful in
adorning the walls of rooms , covering up
unsightly wall paper or obnoxious
holes , the delight of children as well aa
tholr instructors , affording gleams of
cheerfulness in else gloomy apartments.
They are of such infinite variety , too ,
with their lovely illustrations of poems ,
natural history , and comic sketches , as
well as portraits of beauties and notabili
ties , that they continually educate the
public taste , and give the Impecunious a
gliinpio of real art they can not else
afford.
Koportcra n "Witnesses.
Poll Mall Gazotto.
The French authorities have just net a
very bad precedent. In the trial lately
concluded of certain anarchists for utter
ing seditious and inflammatory senti
ments at a recent meeting which broke
up itr confusion , the public prosecutor ap
pealed to have boon at a loss to obtain
the actual words which formed the basis
of the indictment. Ho therefore hit
upon the expedient of compelling the re
porters of the several paper * prosontwho
furnished their organs with somewhat
general accounts of what had occnrrod ,
to attend as witnesses and give evidence.
Naturally. they refused to open their
mouths , and In default wore fined 100
francs apiece. Net only would compli
ance have struck a coTcra blow at tholr
profession , but it would deprived the
public In future cf much otherwise unat
tainable information. The prosecutor's
experiment is not likely to bo repeated.
A Prosperous Journalist
For a long time past the head man of
the Paris Petit Journal , who used to boa
workman at three francs a day , haa made
an average of two million francs a year.
It Is claimed that the Petit Journal has a
circulation cf 800,000 a day.
Another Newspaper Failure.
The Detroit Times , an afternoon daily ,
saepsnded on February 2Jth.owing ( to
lack of funds and failure In payment of
promised money. It glories rn the fact
that it "scoops" other Detroit papers in
the announcement of its suspension. In
loss than throe months that it had been
tunning aa an afternoon paper , the circu
lation had trebled , reaching 11,000. The
announcement waa headed as follows :
"Dead ! T/s / done ; It's race is run , the
Times haa ordered n coffin for one ; a gal
lant fight , a sore defeat , but death alone
the Times could beat. Its hosts of friends ,
it's loft to them , to sign its funeral
requiem. "
Chicago Style.
Minneapolis Globe ,
A certain general freight agent in the
city is having the laugh on railroad re-
portera. He says that ho was at Chicago
recently and bo was Informed thu ral- ;
road reporters of the Tribune and Times
were after him. He did not think any
thing of it , being perfectly willing that
they should meat him. Ho was taking
dinner at tbo Grand Pacific when he
heard his name mentioned at the same
table ho was at , and he then know by the
alk that it was those two reporters. The
one was rather stoop-shouldered and had
a big nose , and ho was talking the other
one blind. Shaking his open hand in
the other one's face , he said : "I'll dell
you what vool do , veol chust write a
little interview up without feeing him. "
And they got their pencils going and soon
had an interview written while the
freight man wrs looking on with perfect
enjoyment.
Newspaper "War Correspondents.
Newspaper correspondents , as the war
for the suppression of the rebellion pro
gressed , found their petition growing
moro aod moro unpleasant. Generals
who demonstrated their consciousness of
their own incompotency , and the para
sites who blosjqinod on tholr staffs in the
glittering blazonry of glided buttons and
iazzliag shoulder-straps wore accustomed ,
however , to disguise tholr incompetency
ind failure by attributing them to news
papers and their army correspondents.
They had as often succeeded in deluding
the public upon this subject as they had
Tailed in discharging their duties. Being
reduced to the necessity of pall'ating '
their own unsatisfactory conduct and
their mismanagement , abase of the press
had seemed to them the moat plausible
mode of escape from tbo disagreeable
position In which they had fonnd them
selves. It was a noticeable fact that the
only generals in this war who warred
upon the newspapers were those who had
acquired nnonviablo or odious distinction
in campaigning or field operations.
But It waa a still moro con
spicuous fact that In moat instances
in which they arraigned army correspond
ents their accusations were of a personal
character. They did not charge that
correspondents had exposed their plans
to the rebels' , or that they had "given aid
directly or Indirectly to the enemy,1' but
they whined because- their management
and their personal conduct waa unfavora <
bly or disparagingly criticised , The alle
gation is true , and In representing facts
in this connection , correspondents dis
charged tbo duties which they were ex
pected by the public to perform. There
is no process of rf atoning which will sat
isfy intelligent peraona that exposures of
Incompetence or neglect can injure the
public service , while it is demonstrable
that in the long run it promotes the
cause ia which the country Is engaged ,
by leading to tbo displacement of oflicers
from command which they are unfit to
exercise. Military commanders are pub
lic cilicors. As such their conduct is
open to criticism , and the press must not
bo muzzled or suppressed fur the etite-
mont cf fatti which do not harm the camp
of the people , or for the expression cf
convictions bised upon such facts ,
Tlio Ijateit Kgyptlnn NOWH ,
S&n Francisco Post.
The editor of the DeadwoocJ Ro rer
attended church for the first time last
Sunday. In about , an hour ho rushed
Into the oflico and shouted to the tele
graph editor :
"What In the blanked blazes are you
follows doing ) How about this news
from the seat of war ?
"What "
rows ?
"Why , about the Egyptian army being
drowned In the lied sea. Why the gps-
pal sharp up at the church was toflinR
about it just now , and not n wortl of it
In the morning's paper. Bustle around ,
yon follow * , ind ( got tbo facts , or the
Snap Shot wilt got a boat on us. Look
tpry there , and run an extra edition If
necessary , while I put on the bulletin
board 'Groat English victory in the Son-
dan. "
A Snmrt Girl.
Mlai H. S. Mills , editor of the Hawley
( Dk.St8rhMrsgnod ) ! her position. Dur
ing the six months she 1m furnished all
the news that made the Star shine she
proved up on a pre-emption , planted live
acres of trees on a claim , built a sawmill ,
raised the largest squash and the roundest
squash in Hyde county. She now pro
poses to rest awhile and reside on her
nomesteatl. When Miss Mills proves up
on this the will have 48G acres of land ,
and prolnbly as many offers of marriage.
STAT13 ,101'TINGS.
The clothesline thief ia abroad in Fremont ,
A great many democrats in. the stnto nro
suffering from oflico itcb.
The CongregaUormlists of Lincoln must
raise 55,000 to complete their church ,
The roller riuk at Tobias is n lump of ashes ,
but it will tlso from the lulus forthwith.
WooplnR Wntor has decided "by a largo
majority , " to issue bauds for water works.
Holt county la S30.0CO In debt , nncl a prop
osition to put in bonds n ill bo submitted to
the voters.
'Iho Methodists of Arnpahoo will begin
work next mouth on a now brick church , to
cost S2.EOO.
The drug houeo of Lolghton it Co. , In Lin
coln , has bern purchased by the II. T , Clnrko
Co. . of Omaha.
The moneyed men of lied Cloud Imvo or
ganized to loan their shekels on farm collat
eral at a paying per cent ,
llov. Dr. Worthingtqn , recently consecrated
bishop of Nebraska , will assume the duties of
his diocoao In about a week ,
Ono hundred and fittyfivo feet of the
Waterloo bridge over the Elkhorn river has
boon rebuilt at a cost of $1,200 ,
Lincoln boonts that her _ poor people are
mostly the families of convict ? , tramps , and
paupers shipped there from other towns.
Cozad , lawson.county ) , celebrated the com
pletion of a bridge ever the 1'latto there lost
week. It is 3080 feet long and Is solidly con
structed.
The fair association ol Webster county has
purchased now grounds near lied Cloud ,
Preparations are already being made for the
fall fair.
An appropriation of S75.0CO has been secur
ed for a iiodtoffico at Nebraska City and
850,0.0 to stiffen the banks of the Missouri at
that point.
Tha Oregon Horse and Land company , with
headquarters at Fremont , have recently pur
chased ton head of Norman stallions at
Ottawa , 111.
A corps of Union Pcclfio engineers pulled
out of North 1'latto last week , to survov the
route on the south eido of tne North Platte
river to Camp Clark ,
The Bancroft Democrat ia for Bale , W. H.
Roger ? , the publisher , being obliged to seek a
milder climate , owing to the delicate condi
tion of his wife's health.
Central Clty'a swaddling duds are for eale.
The town has the requisite population for a
city of tlio socoad-clais , and feels as proud of
it aa a email boy with red top boots ,
The Fremont creamery churns up 3,000
pounds of milk per day , at the present time ,
and turn out 700 to SOO pounds of butter and
ton cheeses every twenty-four hours.
The Blair Republican wants less whisky
and more water in the mnktrap of the next
city government. Equal proportions of both
would insure a spirited administration.
Tha Johnson County Journal has procured
a nickel- plated wood box to accomolate to
bacco chewing visitors. The editor's over
shoes have been shipped out of towu on flat
care ,
Jack Marltn , the murderer of John Came
ron , at Indian Creek , Gage county ,
has been convicted of murder in the first
degree. This is the Bcondtlruo ho had been
convicted ,
The discovery of a cave near the railroad ,
four miles from Springfield , Sarpy county ,
has filled the natives with visions of robbers
and cutthroats foraginp and dividing their
booty there ,
An examination of the body of Griflin , the
burglar lulled whilp attempting to rob the
state treasury at Lincoln , showed that it had
been struck by twenty-nine balls. Pound's
gun was loaded to kill.
John Rood , a farmer near Wcepina Water ,
tickled a balky horce with a club. The nni-
mal resented such familiarity and crushed his
skull with his heel. Reed was not expected
to live at last accounts ,
_ Holdredga ia two years old , has a popula
tion of 1,000 , fifty business houses , one school ,
four churches , ono grist mill , a 810.000 court
house , a county Beat , and other evidences of
rural goUhereativeneea ,
A fire in Hooper , Dodge county , on the lid ,
destroyed property valued at Sli-5,000 ; insur-
mi co liRliN The stores ot Ilema Bros , and II.
H. Loochens wore burned with contents ,
The origin of the fire is unknown.
G. W. Rodgers and Silas Wolfe attempted
to ford Dry creek , near Indianola , but it
proved a very wet job ; in fact they bad to
abandon their team and swim for their lives ,
The team was saved after a long swim.
The Crete Videtto , after training a
microscope on tlio facts of the late attempt to
forcibly rob the state treasury , fails to sen
anything heroic in a detective in ambush
shooting down a wooden-legged bandit ,
Charlie Carloton.a Fremont school boy , went
to join the cow-boy kids on the plains with
S1.20 , four marbles and a corktcrow knife in
hia pocket , A telegram from hiu ma stopped
him at Schuylcr. Ho was carefully shingled ,
The Lincoln Journal reports tnat tlio appro
priation of 345,000 to defray the incidental
expeii'ea of the legislature was exhausted be
fore all tbo bills were read , leaving several
employes at the mercy of voucher speculators ,
Two barloycorned bums of Rising City ,
raided a saloon , smaitlied all the crockery visi
ble , end demolished the glass front. One of
tha raiders captured a torn ncalo and the
other a broken HOBO. The authorities nailed
up the shop ,
A Weeping Voter youth borrowed a horse
at a stable there and started out to BOO the
world. He reached Plattsmouth , sold the
horse for $40 , squandered the money in Oma
ha , and returned home penniless and peni
tent. The old man bad to foot the bill.
A Dode | ? county widower wasted her smiles
and wiles in an effort to coax a beardless boy
of seventeen to marry her. Angered by the
failure , ebo forcibly stripped him of every. .
ihrnd of clothing and took a brief lesson in
male anatomy , The booby deserved spank
ing. .
The subject of draining the Elkhorn and
Platta bottoms is being pressed upon the at
tention of the commissioners of Dodge county
by petition and otherwise. A well construct.
ed series of ditches have became a necessity
nod work will doubtless bo begun at an early
day.
day.Fort Robinson expects to reap a large share
of the benf fits of the expoctedriuh of settlers
to tbo northwest corner of the state tbu year.
Many clroico pieces of land hav been filed
upon and will bo Jd for a rlso. The main
line of the Bloux City & Pacific will reach
there in I860. '
A Dawes county Methodist preacher named
Hines has canird the arrest of Hues Moure.
It appears that Moore jumped the paraon'n
claim , and replied to thn rolnistcral logic of
Mr , HinoJ with the more couuneing argu
ment of on ungodly shot-gun , lunning the
dwlno out of that part of the country ,
Grand Island has an opium den which car
ries t > n its deadly work under the guise of a
laundry. The police raided the dive recently
nnd found a young man womin enjoying thu
aouuctive furcea of opium. A the law does
not reach dun of thu dais. Grand Island will
invite tha heathen to pack his pipes and move
on.
Ouster county lias iajen ! a cew jepartuto
in brldgo construction , Virg Allyn will test
the suspension plan with a cnblo brldgo of
thlity ton ? capacity over the South Loup
river. This would prove the best and chsap
rat style of brldgo for streams with high
banks , as It docs away with the necessity of
driving piles into the river beds.
Two land eeokers from Illinois attempted to
ford Turkey creek running banks full , neAr
Bloommgton , and natrowly escatxsd drown
ing , Tbcir wagon and team drifted down
stream and finally caught on A tree , The
men saved themselves by cllncing to the
branches but the team was drowned. It was
the coldest Turkeysh they ever took.
Constable Llddard , of Springfield , Sarpy
county , had a lively experience last week.
J. Ij. Smith was arrested for forging sn order
for § 1.55 , and was sent to 1'npilllou for sate
keeping. When two mlles from town ho
jumped from the train and made for till
timber , with Llddanl in hat pursuit. The
canstnblo endeavored to stop Smith by shoot
ing after him. The racket brought farmer
C.upcnter out with a shotgun and ho blazed
awar at the constable till his ammunition
ROVO out. The forger was lost in tbo stroke
of battle but was found afowlmursaftsrwards
In n straw stack , No blood spill cd.
Charley Sang , an ox-senator of Dndgo _
county , and n man who had been prominent
ia Fremont businnts circles , hn fallen below
zero in Iho scale of public and private morals ,
and stands a good clianco of being Rent to the
penitentiary. Ho wna charged with bastardy
by Rachel Beers and the first trial of the
CMO , hist December , resulted in a > ordict for
Sang. Tbo motion for a new trial developed
the fact thai Oharlpy packed the jury with
his pals , kept them well saturated with liquor
during the tnal , and made a number of prom
ises of substantial rewards if they stood by
him. A now trial was ordered and Charley
will probably go otor the road.
IIorscford'H Aeltt Phosphate ;
Marked Benefit In Indigestion ,
Dr. A. L. HAU , , Ffcir Haven , N. Y. ,
says : "Have prescribed it with morkcd
benefit In indigestion nnd urinary
troubles. "
A Southern Illinois newspaper printed
its edition on wall paper during the re
cent anorr blockade ,
DUNKEK'S SALAD DHESSINQ it COLD
MEAT SAUCE is made from tbo freshest
eholcatt and purott condiment ) obtain
able. In uolug it , wasta , labor and anx
iety and disappointment are prevented.
A Sycamoio , 111. , man claims $100,000
and eighty-five years'Interest on it un
der the French spoliation law.
If you suffer from looseness of the bowels
Angostura Bitters will surely euro you
Pewaro of counterfeits , and ask your grocer or
druflgist for the genuine article , prepared by
Dr. d. G. B. Slegert & Sons.
An enterprising thief at Vernon , 111. ,
stole a largo stack of hay from a neigh
bor , carrying it ill' in small loads on his
sled.
An Extended 1'opulnrlty. BnowNS
BnoKcuiAL THOCHKS bavo been before the
public for many years. For relieving Coughs
aud throat troubles they nro superior tc all
other articles. Sold only in loxcs.
After Juno 30 a two-cent stamp will
entry an ounce instead of half ounce
letter. Those who try it before that
time will cause those to whom they vr.to
to pay half of the'r ' postage.
Educated nnd Experienced.
Hood's Sareaparllla is prepared by 0.1.
Hocel & Co. , Apothecaries , Lowell ,
Mass. , who have a thoroughknowledgeof
pharmacy , and many years practical ex
perience in the business. It is prepared
ith the greatest skill and care , under the
direction of the men who originated It.
Hence Hood's Sareaparllla may ba dc-
poneled upon as a thoroughly pure , hon-
oat , and reliable medicine.
A Batavia , 111. , jeweler missed a fine
gold watch from his ahow-odso and dis-
covoron it in the possession of a young
lady on whom ho was culling. Her lover
had stolen it and presented it to her.
The Mornliif ? Dress.
It is tald that a Jady's &tandicg in so
ciety can easily bo determined by her
dress at the breakfast tible ; an expon-
pensive , showy costume Indicating that
the wearer has not yet learned the pro
prieties. But no ono need bo afraid of
being called "shoddy" if her loveliness Is
as apparent by dsyhfiht as a * , the hops.
Perfect beauly is never the attendant of
distaso ; above all , of these diseases pe
culiar to women , and which find a ready
cure In Dr. Plorco's "Favorite Prescrip
tion. " Piico reduced to ono dollar. By
drugglsta.
Spiderj are said to oat twenty-six times
their own weight each day.
In the case of her mother , a great suf
ferer from pain , wiites Mrs. Clara E.
Park , Chcstervillo , Franklin Co. , Maine ,
the effects of St. Jacobs Oil bavo been
ttuly wonderful.
The Spaniards shout "Oyel eye ! "
( "Hear ! hear ! " ) when using the tele-
phono.
Mind TlilH.
A Plantation philosopher soys , "pov
erty ct body is bid , but poverty of mind
is worse. " "Voi , goodfiiond , but please
Lo remember tbat if the blocd in the
body is Impoverishedtho miitd IB affected
by H and made poor ulso. When you
enrich your blood and tone up your sys
tem with Brown'a Iron Bitters , you
strengthen your mind and quicken your
intellect. Mind this. Dr. J. B. Morgan ,
Dolphin , Mo. . BBJS , ' 'I have fonnd that
Brown'a Iron Bitters gives general tatis-
factlon as a restorative. "
Connecticut is infested with wildcats ,
throe having been caught near East Lynn
last week.
DUKKEB'H SALAD DHESSINO , ready
made , nutritious , economical and de
licious. Nothing equal to it was ever
offered , and it Is invariably popular both
at homo and abroad.
Mall bags from Cincinnati were ra-
cently delivered In Berlin in the short
ipaco of eleven days.
Dnlry In re rent 8 at Now Orleans ,
The exhibits of 'ho dairy division of
the Expotition ara extensive and credita
ble , most of the dairy states being largely
represented , and some fine foreign exhib
its are on view , notably that of the Hid-
aiNEciiEKA SALT COMPANY , of Liverpool ,
England , which has been awarded the
first prize for dairy salt.
Thousands of salt water trout ara newfound
found half dead fl'n'ing ' In the sxnll
creeks and riveis along tho.Georgla coast.
The beard of health hai' Issued orderj
prohibiting their rale. It ii said that
the freshet is the rausa of their dying in
such largo quantities.
OUEENVILLE. CT , May 8 , 1883.
"Was attacked with 8ovro kidney dlt-
ease. HUNT'S [ Kidney and Liver ] REM
EDY was advised , and ono bottle com
pletely cured mo. " Chos II , Alexander ,
Foreman Dye House , Shotuckot Mills ,
"I will certify to the truth of the
above. John A. Morgan , Druggist ,
Greenville , Coon ,
. .
Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciatica ,
Lumbago , Backache , Headache , Toothache.
KnrcTlirnnl.N rllltic . > iirnlttii.Iti'ulM > ,
Hum. , Srnl.U. rr ii itllco ,
* I-.OTIIM1 ' " " 'II.V ' I' IN9 AM ) AMI FA.
ructMl M.I ixwttrii 1 1 rrr lit w. HOj OuU a ivlOt.
_ . . . _ onnmintrj.
TUP. ciiAui.iiH A. > ( > < ) iuu : : eo.
. .ritoA. VQOtLIUiCO. ) lUlllnow , SU , V.M.
A Rlrl In my employ Ins liecn cured of constltu-
lonalscrofula by the tlso < > tS lt's ! Specific.
J , O. McUAMFL. Allatoona , On.
centloman Is tlio ( utter ot tlio ( ! o\crnor ol
B. )
Vnmlcrbllt's millions could not buv frommowliivi
Swllt's BpcclPo lias ilone for mo , It cured mo c
scrofula tf ID J CRTS' standing.
MRS. EuuititTit BAKKR , Acworlh.On.
TETTEU After tudorlnR with Tetter for clcui
\oarB , and hMlug Ml eottxot treatment , Ivas ro
noted entirely by H lt'e ! Specific.
L. H.Lr.R , Ptvwson , Ox
8NATCHKDFnOjrTIinmiAVK-I was brought
to death's door by n combination ol cczcmt am
erysipelas , from uh'ch I h&d uufTeroiI for tlirto jcara
Was treated by ec\cnl ) hytlclans with lodlno potixs
tlum , which Bf cmcil to feed tbo disease , t lime been
cured sound nnd ucll by the mo of Swlli'e Bpodflo.
MRS. SARAH i ; . TURNER , Ilutnboldt , Icnn.
Sntfts Specific Iscntirc cgotablc. Treatlsoon
Blood and 8klu Diseases mailed frco
TiiRBwitTSritcmo Co. , Drawers , Atlanta , Oa. ,
or 160V. . 23d HI. , New York.
[ Chronic ANerron *
qnloU. Mure Cam * .
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< tt etartycae ttnaerCatteH. ,
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a-SendtvroaUmparorCelebratedlJeaicalWoikjt ,
Address. F. D. CLARKE , fflU Jit > iBG SoutU
Clarlc Street , CHICAGO. ILL.
LAFIU A8kNC >
[ ( SUCCESSORS TO DAVIS & SNIDKB. )
GENERAL DEALERS IN
1B03 FARNAM STIIEET. - - OMAHA.
Hare lor ealo 200,000 acres carefully selected lands
tn Hastcrn Nebraska , at low price and on easy terms
Improved ( arms ( or sale In Douglas , Dodge , Colfax ,
Platte , Burt , Cuming , Harpy , Washington , Merrlck ,
Saundcrs , and Butler counties ,
Taxea paid In all parts of the etata.
Money loated on improved farms.
Notary Publlo olna > s In office. Correspondence
solicited *
C17 St. Charles St. , St. Louts , Mo.
A regular grafl onto of to Medical Colleges , has been longtl
< nfge l In the fpeililtrcatment of OVUOKIC , KXBTOIS. SKI *
nnd BLOOD Pimiiatliia ny other Fnjileliin In Ei. LoulJ ,
uelty piperi show and all old reildsoukDow.
Nervous Prostration , Debility , Menttl and
Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and otner
lions ol Throat , Skin or Bones , Blood Polswrfsg ,
old Sores and Ulcers. > ro trcticd viih onriraticicd
lueccM , on lateel Fdentlno principles. Bare IT , Prirately.
Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess ,
Exposure or Indulgence , bieh proJuce some or the
YoUonloK cfftelil nenouiueHi , dcMlitr , dimness of sight
and defective memory , pimples on tha face , physical decay ,
aversion to the .octet J of females , contuilsa ofllcas , eUJ ,
rendering Mnrrineo improper or unhappy , * io
Krtnaneitlyeurcd , 1'amfihltc [ 3 psges ) on the abovt , tttt
sealed envelope , free to aor address. Consultation tier
Gee or by utall free , and invited. Wrlto for questions.
A Positive Written Guarantee
Klve la all enrablo esses. Uedlelnei sent everywhere ,
Pumphloti , ncllah or German , 01 paces. < 3 -
crlbinff above diseases ) in male ) or female , FXLKI >
MARRIAGE GUIDE !
30 pagci. flue plates , l.luitntetl In cloth uditUMndlnft
& 0c , money or pvktmg ; laiue. jup r cover' , 25 . This bok
tout aim ll too curious , doubtful or iQQOUltlTe voat
know. A book of great lot reat to all * Ue ILb ,
UftSirJnJW * * ? * rrcccoittd by it *
Will 1 lirlfp tlii > BLUOD."r-Bp3
l.itu the LIVER iiii'i ' tUDWEVS.
anil KRHniuu TIIK 1IKAJ.TU
unit VIGOR of VOUTIL 1)y >
) iensla. Want of Appetite , Jr.-
( IlKi'stlon , I ack of Strengtli ,
mil Tire-'v " 'Itixalisuliitelv
s ro'u .l'vo imwlorcc.
Ki.lUi'ns tlio iiilml unU
iipulleo liralu 1'ower.
ciiii.Ironi coinplulntu
luaif * * Vni > B to * i JfjiiM-ullartoIJ.ielr sex vlil
dud InlJK. ht'lirEl'aiHOM TONIO n fntu ucd
nredy euro , rtlvt-s a clear , licaltJiy complexloi .
frpiinunt fcffcmptcat oo" " < nfpliiiii ? nlyuUJ
. . _ , , Uouutexiicrl *
flPIlt jrctlliu OllKJlNAI. AMI JJlfST.
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Sst.Ixini , Mo. , for our "BUEAM BCX3JC. "
V TAF ] leI lruun > u J
M. R. RISDOiM ,
HEPBESEMTSI
Fbcentz Insurance Co. , London , Cub
Astwt 15,831,000
WcstchOBter.N. Y , Capital 1,000,000
Tbo Merchants ot Newark.N. J. , Capita ] . . . . 1,271,000
airardKIro , I'bUadelpbla.CaplUl 1,200,000
Woman' * Fund. CarlUI . 1.XS9000
Imported Beer
IK BOTTLES.
Brlanger. . Bayaria.
.
- - * - - * - * - -
Oulmbaoner , , * . . . , - . . . Bavaria
Pilsnerssi. . s-s . . - . Bohemiaa ,
Kaiser . - . -s - . . - . - . - . .Bremen.
DOMESTIC.
Bad-yroiser. . . . . . . Bt , Loais.
AWhnnBni- - _ .St. Loais.
Best's. . - - . . -.Milwaukee.
Bohlitz-Pilsner - . . . . .Milwaukee.
Kruc8 ; . . . . .Omaha
Ale , Porter. Domestic and Rhino
Wine. VD. MAURKR ,
121 Farnnm St.
FINS LINE OF
TIIK ONLYIBXOLDfalVB
A
11 The remarkable growth of Omkho
during the laat few years IB B mattoi o2
great astonishment to thooo who pay tin
occasional visit to thla growing city. The
development of the Stoc Yards the
nooooslty of the Bolt Llnb Road the
finely paved etrootn the hundreds of uov
residences and oootlr buslnosi bloaki ,
with the population of our city moro than
doubled In the laat fire yearn. All thlo
In a great unrprlno to visitors and Is the
admiration of our citizens. This rapid
growth , the business activity , and the
many substantial improvements made n
lively demand for Omaha real ontatc , and
every Investor his made * handiouio
profit.
Slnoo the Wall Street panlo May ,
with the Bubuoauout cry of bard times ,
there has boon iosa demand from specula *
tors , but a fair demand from Invoatozo
seeking homos. Thla latter clus tra
taking advantage of low prices In build
ing material and are securing tholr homoo
at much loss cost than will bo possible o \
year bonce. Speculators , too , can buy
real osW B cheaper now and ought to Uko
adv&nt > t o of present prices foi fulnio
pro ta.
The next few years promises grcktog
divolopmonU In Omaha than the pact
QVJ years , which have boon as good u
wo could reasonably desire. Now man
ufacturing establishments and largo Job.
blng houses are added almost weekly , and
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many In Omaha and through *
but the State , who have tholr money ID
the banks drawing a nominal rate of In-
toreit , which , If judiciously Invested ID
Omaha real obtnto , wonld bring thorn
much greater rotunie. Wo hcvo many
bargains which we are confident will
bring the purohuor largo profito tn the
near future.
Wo have for sale the finest resi
dence property in the north and
western parts of the city.
North we have fine lots at reason
able prices on Sherman nvenue,17th ,
18th , 19th and 20th streets.
West on Farnam , Davenport ,
Gnming , and all the leading streets
in that direction.
The grading of Farnam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible some of the finest and
cheapest residence property in the
city , and with the building of the
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty in the western part of the city
will increase in vnlun
We also have the agency for tha
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper
ty in the south part of the city. The
developments made in this section
Dy the Stock Yards Co iipany aud
ll J * ' " '
the railroads will certr Jily double
the once in a short time.
Wo also have some fine busmen *
lots tuid some elegant inside rHB > -
dencep for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
some good bcifioinfbycnlhngi
REAL ESTATE
BROKERS.
213 South llth St ;
Bet.reen Farnham and Douglas.
P. S. We ask those who
property for sale at a bargain to fji
us a callWp want only bargaina
We will positively not handle prop
erty at more than its real value.