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cquilUd atnoni : a
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L'oalen 1-euer- ! ! ,
THE FLEETING SH OW ,
The Dedication of the Washington Mon
ument as Viewed from the Gallery ,
The Cniiltol ana the Obelisk lllnml-
nntcil Tlio Coming IimnRiir tloii
OvcrshndowhiB EvoryililnB
llio March of Thousands
in Starch AVcatucr.
Special Correspondence of The Dec.
' 0. 2-1. In
WASHINGTON' , D. , February -
a few days there will bo a bigjuneral
for the republican patty , and unless the
weather changes very much it will bo a
day cold for them , But then ) Is no knowIng -
Ing what may happen between now and
the 4th ot March. Of nil times of the
year to colcbrato a presidential Inaugura
tion , Much in Washington Is the wroat.
There ia no day In the joar , oven the
hottott mld-jummor day , that there Isn't
a cool wind sweeping acroes the east tide
of the capltol , which is the front proper ,
aud the March breezes are especially bit
ting and keen , and most dangorons to
health , life and comfort. To stand out
side with head uncovered for a mortal
long hour while reading an inangutal ad
dress is simply absurd , and might
give the beloved president a cold that
Tiould cause him to talk through his noio
fatal tones to au office-seeker , But
thoru is llttlo use In talking over what
ought to bo done these days ot' our lords ,
it is all they can do to manage what la.
Of all things Washington does need a big
ball , Wo should have ono as big as all
out of doors to acccrinmodato thcao big
shows. There isn't a respectable town
In the west that hasn't a bettor and big
ger hall than any wo possess. Juatsoe
how the now pension building ia being
rushed through , at great expense to the
government , to bo in condition for the
inuigur&tion ball. Surely hero at th.6
national capital wo need a hall big
enough to accommodate the largest In
door gatherings , Thonsiuda upon
thousands will bo hero for the inaugura
tion , and thousands will bo loft out in
the cold.
THE WASHINGTON MONUJIENT
is finished. Now lot us , I pray , rest on our
laurels f or achloviug something taller than
tallest of anything ii all the world , oven
ono of Tom Ochtltroo's big stories.
It is not a thing of delicate beauty by a
long way only piling atone upon stone
to make a great finger pointing toward
the sky as tymbollcal of our grand nation
which points nearer heaven tha anything
that any other country has , as yet , pro
duced , either politically or that which
akllll can accomplish. There wai not
that local interest taken in the dedica
tion of the monument that might have
been if the inauguration had not been so
near ; but I think the event was as great
and Interesting as the circumstances and
the cold weather would permit. But
yon have had full telegraphic accounts of
the day and I will not go into detail.
Tickets to the capitol were worth their
weight in gold and yet , of course , could
not bo purchased by ihat filthy lucre
not that I know of fet 'tis aaid gold buys
all things mortal. While honors are easy
in the United states congress , and I have
heard of some members soiling stamps
and other perquisite , yet there couldn't
bo a man moan enough in the pres
ent congress to sell a
ticket of admission to the
capltol in dedicating George Washington's
monument ! Heaven only knows what
some people may not do. Well we wont
to the capltol at 11 a. m. armed with a
press ticket which eaid admit Mr.
and another ticket , pink In color , which
had a fine head of Washington In one
corner , and after a desperate struggle
with several fierce , but gracious women ,
like policemen , wo managed to got inside
the rotunda and then had to rim the
gauntlet of several other policemen
heavily mounted and at last -wo reached
the corridors leading to the galleries and
made a grand ruah for the visitors gallery
and was confronted with , "You can't
como In hero only pink tickets taken at
this door. Yon must go to the reporters'
gallery. " But my pink ticketed com
panion waa admitted and the way I went
toward the j-apor tors'gallery unices you
have a sitting in the front low , the
meanest gallery In the houao for seeing
and again was confronted -with
a guardian angel who opened his eyes
wide and said : "Ibis is private , only
reporters of the press can outer hero- "
All right raid I ; hero'a my card. lie
looked at It awhile and then called out :
"Charley , cuma hero. " "Charley ap-
poired and looking at the tlckctromarked
under his breath "Why this ticket was
leaned to M . " 'Very well , i-ald
I"I am that self eamo fellow. ' Ho didn't
seen ! to bellovo me , and rushed frantically
after some other follow , asking mo to atep
into n side gallery for a few moments ,
just the galkry 1 was after the best in
the circle for seeing and hearing on the
loft of the speaker , commanding a full
front view of tbo chamber and all therein
except the speaker who Is always good on
the half shell so to speak , and In this
instance sufficient. Well I took a front
seat and sent for ray companion to join
roe , and wo wore qulto eatltfted and
thanked onr lucky etars wo wore so
fortunate. Pretty socn the angel
from the reporters' gallery came back
beaming with smiles saying , "It's all
right as far as your being a representa
tive of the BEE is concerned , but there If
just a llttlo mistake about making out the
ticket. " It is a great nuiaauco to those
who have the privilege of the galleries on
all other day a to have to go through all
this fuas and feathers. I don't think
moro strict rules have over bo HI enforced
than thoao on dedication day.
WAITING yoil THE SHOW
to begin w s _ Indeed tiresome. Frcn
cloven till half-psst two wo sat aw
broithcd tbo foul air and chatted will
our neighbors and listened to tide re
inirka about the members below , wh <
wore like BO raauy boy a Impatiently wait
ing for the curtain to be wrung up , am
cheered every member who cuno in , am
then laughed as boya will when cheering
a "aoup who comes In to Gx chairs am
things. It did look and appear just i
trills frivolous In men who are oxpectcc
to bo dignified one day In the year , a
least , to bu tolling stories and giggling
Idiotically in the presence ol
such a dis'incuiehed nudlonc
ai filled the galleries , nd eepeclall ;
after all the cainruisnon end invitci
guests hid been Delected on tbo floor o
the house , amonp' them was Hen , Oacrp
Bancroft , tbo remarkable historian. I
is something to ace this grand old man
aud all around mo In the gallery peopl
were eager to catch a glimpse of him. H
looked what ho h , n distinguished man
tall andajo-boiroj , hit whUkars and hai
white a * enow. Ho waa drmed ia
dark suit , the coat or robe Icng at
trimmed with sible-fur. When ho came
In arm in arm with W. W. Corearan , ho
was greeted with a perfect storm of ap
plause , and agaiu when Gov. Lang road
trio well deterred tribute paid by Mr.
Winthrop in bi § addtoss there was
another hearty and Ion ? continued ap-
phuee , acknowledged by Mr. Bancroft
with a alow nnd reverent bawlng of the
head with down-cast oyes.
' Hon. Frederick Douglais was another
distlnnulshed loakln man on. the floor of
thi house , and pointed out to tttangora
in the galleries who wore Interested in
seeing him. Said a gentleman near mo ,
"how like a king among
men he appears. Wo cm
often BOO a president o ! the United
States , but there is but ono Frederick
Douglasi. " Thla 1s true , and ho certain
ly is very nmkod In appearance , being a
Urge , finely-proportioned mnn , his long
bnshy hair as whlto as enow , brings out
his face in strong relief , and unlike any
other man In all the world.
Just why the president and hu cabinet
lingered ao long behind all the others
waa the cause of much comment , and
why ho should keep the procession standIng -
Ing outside so lorg before putting In an
appearance lo review them the g y
soldier boys was also the occasion cf
much swearing , for they wcra nearly
frozen to death , and couldn't 0.0 Insldo
and take a hot whisky , as did thoproei-
dent , and gat into his four-ln-haud taam
under the senate wing , and drlvo round
to the stand in magnificent stylo. But
ho was god of the hour and hold his
power , no matter at whose ex
pense.
TUT. ADDRESSED ,
tho1 in themselves very eloquent and
good to road in drjaaing gown and
slippers before a cosy fire , wore
tiresome and not given cloio attention
to by those who had been sitting three
weary hours. If Gov. Long had dropped
his fuucr.il tones , n sort of Methodist
love feast accent , ho would have been
moro interesting to the galleries. What
a singed c it ho looks 1 Surely no one
would aelect him ns the gifted man in
oratory that ho is. Ho is not up to the
average height of mm , rather round
looking head , face and all. A few lono-
Bomo looking light rod bairs on his al
most perfectly bald head , a pretty good
sized red mustache that has a jerky
fashion of its own not to bo thwarted by
brash or barber. Ho usually dresics in
a light gray or drab common-looking suit ,
that as far as the neatness of the fit is
concerned , might have been purchased at
a cheap clothing store in "BoBting. " On
this Decision ho wore a dark , or black
suit with a close fitting Prince Albert
coat , buttoned tight ncross the chest and
very becoming. But the great and
mighty eloquent man was the Hon.
John A.
DANIEL'S nr THE LION'S DEN ,
Virginia's Apollo In eloquence and
beauty. Yea , the ladies and
they are the judges , all
around mo pronounced him "perfectly
lovely ! " Tall , graceful nnd elegant in
manner , a fine figure well set oft with a
dark suit , close fitting Prince Albert coat
garnished with a little boquet in his but
ton hole , no doubt the gift of eomo dear
ono to inspire his pootlo soul. Ho looks
like a poet with his smooth , delicate fea
tured face , and handsome head framed
with flowing chestnut hair. The gift ol
language was at his command , and had
he been as wise as ho is handsome ho
wculd have seen how tired and impatient
the mass of tacos before him looked and
cut the thing short. While his address
was only an hour and n half long , it
seemed five hours. President Arthur
did look so disgusted ! The secretary of
state toyed with his cane and at last getup
up and walked into the lobby behind the
speaker's sfand , and waa called to- order
by the close shutting of the doors to
deaden usundsQof laughing and talking.
Frank Hat ton , our aged postmaster gen
eral , gave good attention apparently , by
trying to look wise , something of a joke
on wisdom. Secretary Lincoln left early ;
a sensible man. The rest of the cabinet
ait it ont with the stupidest looking
faces. Thosapremo judges being used to
that sort of thing talked to death
looked fcog-llko and happy , as though
they didn't care if school kept or not. I
assure yon that fellow was heartily ap
plauded when ho ended hla speech with a
grand eloquent flourish. And the band
played us out to a lively quickstep ,
THE MONUMENT AT NIOI1T
looked grand and imposing lighted up by
the fireworks. Notwithstanding the bit
ter cold night thousands were- stand
ing around to look at the fiery display ,
aiid to be the very finest witnessed here.
They viewed the scene from the
Treat corridor of the senate wing ,
7 course only aeelng the rocks -
s and bomb * that went
t times higher than the monument. AB
bo public did not learn at an early hour
hat the capital was to bo lighted and
.brown open at night missed a grand
light. Our party of five and a few others ,
mostly oflicera of the building wore the
mly ones present , and I cannot toll you
ow mnjoatia nnd grand that building
coked in stillness. The first time I have
vorsoen the building by night in repose
worth a thousand Waehington monument
ment fire works display and a rare op-
ortunity , too. Fire works may often bo
oen , but the national capitol lighted up
t night , clean and in perfect order %
lanquot hall deserted , is indeed , rare to
ba seen. The president's reception at
nine o'clock was a perfect jam , intended
"or the strangers who might never have
nether chauco to attend a gathering
amoua to Washington. Atthur will soon
iko the limited exdress for Now York ,
ust like any other man , but ire shall con-
.inno to have "thd president's rocop-
Jons. "
Wo are making the mildest prepar
ations for the inauguration r.oit Wed-
needay. "All's well that ends well.Oo.v
Oo.v ,
Scrofula diseases manifest themselves
n the spring , Hood's Siiaapurilla cleanses
tbo blood , and removes every talat ol
scrofula.
A Karo and Vnluihlo Unok.
At the recent tale of the Lyston Park
library in England Mr. Qaarltoh , the
London bookseller , purchased a Litm
psalter , published In 1459 by Peter
Scooller , and which ho la willing to dfa
poeo of for the sum of § 27,250. This
seems an enormous prica , but the blblio-
phillst will scarcely think ao. The book
is the first and almost the only early ex
ample of printing In two ookrj , as the
art was almost immediately lest , and has
only been renewed , but to a much in
ferior degree of excellence , In the pres
ent century. Moreover , of the Bevoa or
eight extant oop'es all are ia public libra
rics , excepting this and JJbrd Spencer's
copies , aud it it , therefore , the last cop ;
of the book that is likely over to coin'
into the market.
Arthl5 RnkB > ° y ° DK man living nea
Wtst 1'olnt , has folded his tent and jumpec
the country , leaving a numbe * of faii aca !
mourners. Ho wai lent heard from at Va
entine , wheie he went broke in a gamblio
NEBRASKA. CITY ,
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House ntul Oilier Metropolitan
AdiHl long Items of ft
Ueneriil Character.
Correspondence to the DEB.
NEIIIIASKA. CITY , February 28. The
Jcrman Evangollc.il Lutheran church of
hi ) city have boon and nro still hav-
ng a "monkey nnd parrot" tlmo nmong
: a members. The church has divided up
nto two ( actlone , ono determined on
loldlng English cervices , cr services In
which the English language Is spoken ,
lie other tide being ni fully determined
0 carry on religious wonhlp In the
oiiRiio of the Fatherland Gcimau.
Such fiido has blood in its eye aud many
musing but withal disgraceful playa nro
> eing made by first ono aldu and the
thor. Prominent German business men
f the city nro Uadots of ouch part ) . Ono
parly uecurad the keys ID the locks the
icxt night the opposing aldo broke open
ho church and put on now locks of their
own. But locks proving of no avail
owing to onr city supportinR several first *
liiH stores , it bcciiuo evident that it
was raoroly & matter of which aldo
; ot there first could hold worship ,
'ueaday before last the Gorman faction
vero on hand blight and early , nnil x-
) Dotlng molestation from the other aide ,
md nrmcd thomsolvoi , it la said , with
ines , nxo handles , etc. , aud had a pugi-
Istle irishman In waiting prepared to
'light In" on a moment's notice. The
eador of the English party waa "high-
waymoned" a few ovenlugs ago by three
of the Gorman loaders , and but for the
ipportuno arrival of help would have
> ecn forced to make important conces-
ions to the other sldo. The air Is full
of Injunctions 11 ! 11 ? ? ? ? ? aud so forth ,
nd the end is net yet.
A SECOND INDICATION
f a metropolitan city is oar now Chinese
wathoo IIOUEU , which baa just bean
tarted by four almond-eyed heathens
rora Walla Walla , W. T. They are lo-
ated in the rear of the poslofliua , and
will bo valuable sids to Hon. Paul Von
Schwlnko in running that government
flico.
THfi OUAllITY CONCEKT.
Nobraeka City , not to bo outdone by
) y her nlster cltiea in the matter of chari-
y , haa just had her first charity COUCH ! .
t was given under the direction of Prof.
A. B. fluokins by the Young Men'a Glee
lub , assisted by the principal female
Ingera of the city As the affair had
ICQU taken ia hand by the ladles of the
ity and -worked up with the dotormlna-
ion ot making it a success , it proved ono
inancailly and otherwise. QuUo a mag-
niCcoat aiiin ns cleared , which will bo a
aluablo help to the poor cf onr city.
) nr worthy senator , Hon. 0. U. Van
Vyck , over generous , telegraphed § 25 to
lie committee as soon as he learned of
.ho project and the end to which the
nuds wore to ba used.
HE NEBKA3KA CITY DI8E1LIINO C03IPA5T
a now grinding COO bushels of corn per
lem , which averages 4A gallons of proof
piriti per gallon or 2,700 aallona pcrd y.
'be government tax on this , 00 cents pcr
allen , amounts to a considerable sum
ally , more than equalling the salary of
; ny of us newspapermen. The distillery
1 feeding GOO he id of cittle at present.
.11 spirits are shipped direct to Mar-
lollcs , Franca.
TUB i'ARB VflKR COMPANY
1.13 at last bcconio disgusted and last
week dissolved. The company had built
fine two-story brick fastcry , 60x100
eot , and fitted same with boiler , engine
nd machinery. The company consisted
f the following prominent business men
f our city : 11 , F. McComas , R. P.
Draper , J. K. BIcklo and B. S. flawley ,
lao Gco. M Fiab , of Chicago , patcntoo
f a new barb wire machine the company
was going to uo. Tho-now machines
ould not , , after several months' ooora-
lon , bo ruiio to work satisfactorily ,
'and hope deferred nialtetli the soul
ad , " hence the dissolution of the cotn-
> any. The new building will probably
> o undo Into either a flouring mill or
arming establishment , bcth schemes bo
ng talked of.
Al Falrbrother , i. o. of Tecumseh ,
? ho presides over the great and "mltoy"
'resj , has- just returned ; from a hurried
rip to Now Orleans and the ezposieh.
Its probable he didn't run across a hotel
n the Crcjpent City where they ( load-
lead great journallatr , as ho appears to
> o oxtroiaoly disgusted with the ci'y , the
position and ovoiyUiiug else ho saw.
SCliAJM.
The first lire of the season occurred a
hort time eince 200 tons of hay. Lozo
bout $1,000 ; ineured fee SGOO.
The furniture firm cf Scllbom & Co.
las dissolved , Mr. Solborn intending to
novo to Taltnr.go aud op = n o furniture
tore in that thriving buiy. Mr. C. N.
laratena , the company of the above will
outLuuo the business in this city.
Councilman Wilccs slipped on. fcho side
walk a few days ago , broking his leg.
A couple of well to do farm era sooth
of town claim to lo holders of ticket
2&.COO in the Louis'ana State Lottery
which drew the capital piizo , $75,000 , at
heir lact drawing.
Mr. R. A. Bair , secretary and treas
urer ol the Nobaska City'Distllllng com-
> any , was married Tuesday evening , the
7th Inst. , to Mies Birdie Ewhig , eac -
ompllehed and wealthy lady of Nevada ,
ilo.
ilo.Geo.
Geo. S. Slieet , ono of our well known
ounp men , was married last week to
MBS Llzzlo Xlmmeror , daughter of Anton
/immeror , a wealthy capitalist of this
city.Several
Several cf our citizens left yesterday
'or Washington , D. 0 , , to witcois the In
auguration of the now piooldont.
The Introduction of onr paitofllco bill
In the house hai been the mean ] of again
reviving our interest in the now govern
ment building. Lor.it ions without end
l > alng suggested but wait , wo havn't ' got
the appropriation yet , and wo opine onr
city will yet wait a few moro sjsslons cf
the mighty solcns of onr country.
Several of our churches have baon try
ing to hold a revival , but owing to the extreme -
tremo inclemency of the weather nnd the
drawing abilities of the ( kiting rink they
were each and all forced to succumb with
very little good accomplished.
Tim Sharp , who lives north of tbo city ,
brought In a load of hogs to the packing
bouse yeitarday and after disposing ol
the siiuo utarteojto inspect the building
and fell through the elevator way , a dis-
tancj cf 25 feet , breaking his Jog ant
arm. Bis f imlly seems to bo extremely
unfortunate in the accident line of la'c ' ,
his father being thrown from a wagon latl
fall and killed and his eon having his leg
broken by a fill from a horto a few
months ago ,
Billy Incj , who hai been running o
until restaurant back of the poatollico for
a yo r or 3morei "Hppoi silently away to
Taluwgo a few days ego , leaving sundr >
friends In the mercantile line tmcurn
his departure.
It la expected the next grand jury wll
do tomctbiog toward tuppreaslng the
Ambling houses In this city. Accord
ingly , our card fraternity ate shivering In
thiir boots.
The firemen not being able to attend
the inauguration ball in a body , are RO-
itiR t9 Irll nti "inauguration ball'1 hereon
on the orening of March 4.
"EYE SEE. "
The Parrot Ana the Monkey Story ,
r < ongmnn' Mngariuo ,
A well-worn Amorlean anecloto do
ocrlboa the result of owning both n parrot
md a monkey. When the owner of tno
jlrd aud the btait cornea homo ono day
10 finds the monkey docked with grnon
and red feathcrj , but ho does not find the
inrrot for n long tlmo. At last the bird
ippcirs from an obscure corner plucked
iaro eave a single tall feather ; ho hops
upon hii porch with such dignity as ho
could imulcr , and siys , with Infinite pa
thos , "Oh , wo h vo had a hell of a time.1' '
At first nothing could eoom moro Amori *
can than this , but my friend Mr. Austin
Dobson haa recently drawn my attention
: o n story essentially the sntno in Wnl-
lolo's loiters. Yet another patrot atory
popular in Now York , where a well-
mown wit- happens to bo _ a notorious
stutterer , is as llttlo Amciican ns this cf
Walpolo's. The stutterer is supposed to
ask the man who oilers the parrot for
t-t-t-'alk. "If it could
B lo If tt c-c-c-can - - -
not talk bolter than yon I'd wring its
lock , " is the vendor's Indignant answer.
; found this only the ether day In Unck-
and's "Curiosities of Natural History , "
irat published first nearly n quarter of n
century ago ; in all probability it Is yet
inoro undent ,
PILKSI IHIiESl
A SURE CUKE FOUND AT iASTI
NO ONR NEED OCFFE1I.
A sure core for Blind , Bleeding , Itchlrtff and
Jlcorntoil 1'iloa hns boon discovered by Dr.
Wlllinins ( an Indian llemedy , ) cftllod Dr.
William's Indian 1'ilo Ointment. A single
jor Ima cured the worst chronic cases of 25 or
10 years standiug. No ono need suffer five
ninutos after implying this wonderful Booth-
ng medicine. Liutlons , instruinenta and oloc-
.uarios do more harm than good , William's
[ ndlnn I'llo Ointment absorbs the turners , nl-
aya the Intense itching , ( particularly at nicht
after Rottinp ; wnrm in beu , ) acts as a poultlco ,
'ives Instant relief , and i prepared only for
L'iles , itching of thu private parts , nnd for
uothino ol o.
Head what the Hon. .T. SI. Gpffinbenty , of
Cleveland , saya about Dr. William's Iiuliau
? ile Oolntwent : "I have used scoroa of Pile
/urea , and it nlTorda inu plon ura to say tliat I
lave never found anything which RIWO such
mmediate and permanent relief as Dr. Wll-
iaiu'a Indian Ointment. For sale by all drug
gists and mailed oil receipt of price , Wo ) and
81. Sold at retail by Kuhn tc. Co.
O. F. GOODMAN ,
Wholesale Agent.
Beat the DoctorH.
It was in Minnesota , Iho land of cold
winters , magnificent wheat farms and
( igantlo mills The doctor * fried to care
Irs. Maryotta Pike , of Medford , and
ouldn't do it. She had neuralgia , Troak-
nees , disordered tiinmch and bad blood.
Irs. Pikes writes to eay that after the
octors had failed , she tried Brawn's Iron
fitters , which conaplotoly rallevcd her of
11 thoao unpleasant ailments.
ASbrowd Trick.
American Regittcr.
A ehrowd trick played by Vienna
usurers is reported. A titled man of the
upper ten wanted 300,000 gulden. Ilo
ot the sum by signing a note for 500-
GO at six rnontho. Tno tlmo had about
xplred and he could not pay. Collection
ould not have been enforced under the
usury law. An apparently unselfish offer
oached him , of a loan of GOO.OOOg at 5
> er cent. He acoepted and need the
noney to pay the usurer. The second
nolo was good against the family property
and when the collaotlcn was enforced it
vaa found that the money went to the
very same usurer ; who had taken this
aionna to convert his illegal caim ? into a
egal ono.
Mr. B. Hoffman , . 72 Park avenue , Bal-
Imore , Maryland , says. "My child.
our years old , sulfored two -weeks with
an alarming cough , Less than a bottle
of Red Star Cough Cure t cured her on-
iiroly. I consider It a safe , , sure , mcst
valuable child's medicine. "
The Intelligent Donkey.
Easiell's Magizins. " "
With the peasantry ofSpaita the donkey
s a petted favoiito. almost an inmate tl
iho household. The women nnd child
ren cf the family feed him from their
hands and talk caressingly tohim. . A
joaaant had foa many yearn , carried milk
nto the market cf Madrid io snpply a tat
of customers. Every moznlng ho and
its donkey , v/ith pauuiers well loaded ,
fudged theii1 accustomed , round. Ono
morning , when he was attacked vmh
sudden lllnoso-and had no ono to send
with hla milk , ho decided to trust the
dcnkoy to go olono. The panniers weio
accordingly 'Jllod with canisters of milk ,
nnd the priest of the vllliagu wrotp a re-
quoet to customers to measure their own
milk and send back the empty vessels.
Clio donkey waa InttmctcJ , and set off
vith his load. The door bells in Spain
javo a rope hargiag ontsido Ilia house , to
which is appended a wooden handle or
the hoof of some animal. The donkey
stopped before the houan of ovccy cus-
.orncr , and , after wailing what hedeerucd
k snfliclont time , 1 pulled the rope with ,
its mouth. When ha had gone- the en-
, lro round bo trotted homo with the
> mpty canisters. Ho continued to do
; hia for several dayo , and never misted a
customer.
_ _
Fortunate In\vn GnpUal'Ms.
Iowa capitalists own a rich Iron mine
n Durango , Mexico , COO milea south of
121 Pato. For decades pasitho mine Las
teen ) worked by natives , who were hired
to bring the ore out of the p"ckct3 , toil
ing up the shaft from l.OUO fe'dt below
the siirfooa with ICO ponsvla of ere upon
their bicVs , They started up the shaft
yrlthout lights , and by means of notched
logs , placed crosiwaya cf the shaft , they
reached the top , A single misatop would
Kurl them hundreds of feet below. The
Iowa company is putting ia extensive mi-
chiuory.
A Coiulliionul Appointment.
Now York Sun ,
"I will glvn you a etnduotorship on
the road on ono condition , " mid the
superintendent.
"What o ndition Is that , < sr' ! " asked
the applicant.
"That when you yat ready to buy a
house and lot yon buy of mo. I have a
llttlo place In the eubutbj that I know
will suit you. "
OBKTIFIL'ATK 0 ? I'UIIMCATION.
OITICK , AUD1TOU OP PUBMO ACCOUNTS , )
SIATB OK NKRKISKA , }
Uncoln , Ftbrtiuy 1st , 1835. )
It ( thereby oertlflid that the Btata Ineuianco
Company ol l > e < Mulnun In tbo State cl
Iowa , fca * compiled vltli tto Irmuranct )
laiiHol thli Slate , and 11 author'iol to tractact tbo
bmtncts bl tire Iniorince In tbU eti'.j fur the cur
rent \car
Witnuid my hand and the ICM cl tbo Auditor cl
I'ublla c5ounts theiliy and year abjro written ,
Signed ; II. A. lUlli O\tK \ ,
J US i Auditor 1' . A.
lb uplirtnlliiluu , liruilB-
ctlrity , poeltl\cl-
i u . - , , - .
Ity , all wnknctfl ( ifeeucratlvu uyiti'iu .oltjier tvx.
ti Uvnull. J.II.AViu-uciV-WTbtutobt Ctjlcw >
KJSBVaB M'fftiilrllt S&l * '
J'rff from Opltitr * , I'mitltf nntf J.'flton.i.
A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE OUREa
CoiiBlio , Rnro Tliroof , Ili > nr cnr , Inflnins a ,
l ili > . llruuclillN , fmt > < W hooping Couch ,
AHlinin , Juln ) , l'oln ln i'lmt , nJ other
ftlTwitonnof th ThroAi nl Limp ; * .
nocrnlnntiottlc RoMri-nnicBliUnnd Df
From cvpcrlcnrol think S\\Ill's ap cllo ( Is ncry
\nluablorcmctly for cutaneous illecaio , ami nt the
Barno tlmo an Invigorating tonlo.
JAMFS JACKBO.V , Chief Justice ot Qo.
Atlanta , Sept. 1884 ,
INOCUDATEl ) VOlSON.-After Irjln ? all the
other mncillcHSwltt' Spcclflo hag cured mo BOun
\\cllolatorrllilo blood lolson onntMetcil from ft
nurse. SIRS. T. W. I.Kit , OrcciuSlo , Ala.
POISON OAK. A hily here has been cntlrclj
cured of poison oah poison by the imo ol two bottles
ol 8. S.S. It. S. Br.A DI-ORU , Tl-toinlllf | , Tcnu.
ULCEUSES YKAIIS.-A inrmbcr of my crunch
h s boon cured of an u'coratril Ice of 25 3 ears itau J-
Ingltli tno liottloi ol Snllt'a SpccclHc.
1 * . 11. CnUMrLKB , I'astor Metli. Cb , , .Macon , Ga.
Swill' * Specific Is entirely \ejrutablo. TrcaJls * on
lood and Skin Diseases rnallud Irco.
ThoSMlirSrKCiTOCO , Drawer 3 , Atlanta Oaor
rr.ubll ho < llosii'rt "c'
ir rIT Uttftvrufaae unilarfafcrtt.
SJurbeniltwoptmnpaforfclebrntcailcdlcftlWoiVs ,
Address , r. I . CLAKif.i : , JH. li.iEGSoulU
CUrk Street , CHICAGO. ILL.
8. F
0 ' B ,
[ ( ScccHssons TO DAVIS
OCKE1IAL DEALEHa M
1005 FARNAM STREET. OMAHA.
IIavfror ene 200,000 acres carefully colootod lands
n Knstcin NcVraaVa , nt low price and roeasy terms
Improved fanrs for silo in Douglao , DcdRe , Colfax ,
Platte , Hurt , OumlnK , Sarpy , Washington , Met rick ,
Saund r3 , Mil butler countlra ,
Taxes paid In all parts of the stata.
llouoy loured on impro > cd 'arras.
Nctarj Public nlnrajs In offlco. Correspondence
eoUdted ,
G17 St. Clinrlcs St. , St. Lonls. Mo.
A rcgulnr graduate of two Mcdlcil Uollcgoi , lina been long *
fDo-ftgedla thOIleClnltroBtACDlor | OvUONIC , 2fnvOU , SKI *
and ItLooo DIIIKIMM tbftu anj other K-bj.lelaa la 8t. l alj ,
u elt7r& | < rf0hovriintl Rllo.drnlJeutikDow.
Ncrvoui Prostration , Debility , Montrl kfld
Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and ilner MScc >
lions of Throat , Shin or Bones , Blood Poljwiag ,
Old Sores and UlCCrS , nro trenU-,1 lth oiir.rnlcl/sj ]
Decent , on latent ifiUDtllio prlnclplri. PafcIrIrhntelr.
Diseases Arising fron Indlscrollon , Exo'oss ,
ExpOKUrO. Or Indulgence , which produce some of tha
rolloKltiK e etst oenouiDcj * . dcliflitr , dljioeti or ftlgbl
ud defective Inrtnorj , flmplfn on tlio fu f , pcyilcal dHar ,
nviTilon to tKt .oclelj or ffn.lfi , conttiiUi. . of llcm , clo ,
rcndcrlnc MarrlnRo improper or unhappy. to
licrmaDeitl eured , r.inphf ! { 36 pagevjon rfh aboveBCi4
( died et ) ] erie , free to ftDTaddrctin. Couiult&tlon At f
Uoo or bj mdl Jrce , and InrlttJ. Wrllo for ijucslloui.
A Positive Written Guarantee
giro * In > ; i curable ra > u. llrdlelnci nenl ererjtwhoro.
famprt'.or * , Encllsh ov Oertnan , cv pagron. d
aorlbinc aiovo diseases , i male or female ,
MARRIACS GUIDE !
J80 r gei. DM nl toi. JIutr-vU. ! < l In elothinlrlltblaJln
eoutnltn a Iho eurlouj , dwibuul or la.pl"Hlio vau to
know. A Irjofc orxreat Intcmt to all. UciltiHernia. .
HurJurff iu srsimuxJ op" - -
\VI1I rurlfytlio BLOOD.'icrr .
1 tto Uw LIVER nii'lKIDMEYS
lIK&
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i'Miila. WaninrAppt'llto , Jn-
< l ! ; estli ! , l.iclc nl hlroliRtli.
curbd. Hofiu3 ,
i f vi's rtciiU o nt w lorec.
KrlUens tlio iiiinil nutl
llrulii 1'owcr.
i > ec-ulurto ! tlii'lt ecxwii \
oa InDR. Y. V ai l-ERti IKON TOUIO u 6af. nnrt
needy euro. idlTCsuilear. licaltliycotnnlcxlon ,
'Tciticnt | fctli'mpto at -'ri'.f""lii7 only adii
J UHiopiljrlly | ; o'diu orlwln.il. Do not expert'
jnit putthuOmur * ALAND IIKST.
TH nclyiuriulir8toTliBlr. ; ] . HnrlBrJlflJ Co. '
J.I , Mo. , lor oiir"DKKAM OiOOK. "
f ntrt > nk-H > tT * l tivxfnl lurorrpation. friw * .
HEPRESENISl
Phconli Insronca Co. , London , Cash
A6IWt9 f..JW.OOO
WcBtchoatojJJ , Y , Capital 1,000,000
ThoMerohanta of Nowark.N.J. , C& | > ltal. . . . 1,276,01X1
QlrardFIro , I'hlladelplila.CapltL ) l.MO.OOO
Woman'a Kund , Carltal . l.iS90 < V )
JK BOTTJLEb.
Erlanger , . . - * . . * - . - * . . - . * * Bavaria ,
Culinbaohor , . , . . . Bavaria
Pilsner. . . , . - . . . . . . . * Bohemian ,
DOMESTIC.
BucbreiBor . . . . . St , LOUIB.
inlianBer. . . . - -St. LOUI'H.
Beat's. . . . _ . MiHnukoo ,
Bohlitz-Pilsner _ . Milwaukee.
Erne's . Omaha
Ale , Porter , Domestic and Rhine
Wine. VD. MAURER ,
TUB ONLY.'EXOLUblVH
IN OMAHA' NEB ,
Tha romarknbls groirih ol Omchn
dnricg the last forr yo&M h n matter ol
great MtonlchmoDi to thee who p y MJ
occasional visit to tkla prowlug olty. The
development of the StorV Yarda the
nocoseity of the Belt Llnb lioad the
finely paved atroola the hundreds of now
roaldoncoa ud ccatly buanan ! blooke ,
with the population of oar city moro than
doubled In the last five years. All thli
la n great cnrprlno to vloltorj nnd Is thi
admiration of onr clthono. Thla ropld
gronth , tbo bnnlnou catlvlty , and the
umny subatantial Improromonta inndn a
lively demand for Omaha real cotato , and
every invootoi has uiado a hcndjoins
proQt.
Slnso the Wall Street panto May ,
with the enbeoiiuont cry of hard tlmos ,
there hca bceu losa dom&nd from opoonl >
tors , but B fair demand from Investor !
seeking homos. Thla latter clnoa MO
taking advantage of loir prices In balld-
Ing material and nro aocurlng their home *
at much loss coat than will bo poMlbJo n
year honco. Speculators , too , am bay
real osta' B ohonpci now and ought ta iako
odvant o of proaunt prloaa for fntnia
pro ts.
The next foir ycoia promlaon groatoi
dwolopmonta In Omaha than the past
dva ycr.rs , which have boon aa good u
wo conld reasonably doalro. Now msn-
uJscturlng oatabllalunonta and lore ; Job
bing hoaaca are oddod almost weekly , osA
all odd to the proopaiity of Omaha.
There nro many In Omaha and through-
bet the Sliito , who have tholr money in
the banks drawing a nominal rate ol io
tercet , which , If jndlclounly Invested la
Omaha real obtato , would bring them
much greater returns. Wo have many
bscgalno which wo r.ro confident wlU
bring the purchase * largo profit * In tha
near f nturo.
We have for Bale the finest resi
dence property in the north und
western parts of the city.
North we have fine lots at reason
able prices on Sherman avenuo,17th ,
18th , 19th and 20th streets.
West on Farnam , Davenport ,
Guming , and all the leading streets
in that direction.
The grading of Farnam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible Borne of the finest and
cheapest residence property in the
city , and with the building * of the
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty in the western part of the city
will increase in valnn _
Wo also have the agency for the
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper-
by in the south part of the city. Tha
developments made in this section
by the Stock Yards Company and
the railroads will certainly double
the once in asliort timo.
We also have some fine buHinesn
lots and finine elagnnt. inside rnHJ-
doncer- for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
some goiid by calling
213 South 14th Bfc ,
Bet reen Jfarnhnm awl Douglas.
P. S. Wo usk Iio.i9 who have
property for sale ain bargain to jjivo
us a callWe want only barguns
Wo will positively not handlft prop
ertv nt more Umn its real vnlue.