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rr crlr-Uoa of a aotrd iptclalUI ( now
. ) Uruxeltla caa 411 It. Addr >
A. Itomnnco of the Kink ,
AliMittlo did tha maiden think
Hit love wonld soon prow cold ,
An hand in hand around the rink
She with her lover rolled.
But love may live for year and n d y
And llko the rotes fade away.
The band struck up n merry air ,
An nir tha skateis knew ,
And fasttr youth nnd maiden fair
Around the surface flaw
Then thomaideu raited her hand to her head ,
"I'm awful Kiddy , I am , " enld she.
A look of erlef o'crsproad his face ,
A look mint woc-bfgono ,
Ho dropped her hand nnd checked his
And Iclt her tlipra nlone ,
I/elt her Mono In the link to whirl , _
1'or be never could marry n giddy g'
[ Hokton i Courier ,
HONEST rait TIIK
Is the way , hearts ehako hands .
Narrow flounces nto giving place to deep
ono ) .
High crowns and narrow btimi are to bo
peon in straw hats.
Woollen good * for spring wear have stripes
of flowers or leaves.
1'or silk pnshcs the now colors are old red ,
old blue Mid African.
Tto manufacturers of Lyons are again pro *
duciog vvntorod silks.
Gold bracelets IIAVO turquoise forget-mo
not * with diamond centers.
llllibon velvets , threu inches wide are used
for decotntlng tulle dresses.
Dress buttons nre far morn ornamental thnn
they have been In recent years ,
Lxcopinsln the.fotm of threu nnd four'
leaved clover nro studded with oincialds.
A supoib brooch ia n cat's eye surrounded
by diamonds of great size and hrillnncy.
In handkerchiefs , both white nud colored ,
the hems nro somewhat broader thnn before ,
California jewelry h shown by the loading
houses. U Is to bo had In n variety of shapes.
It is predicted that fine lueiery isn nln tr
match the dress or to have close horizontal
stripes.
A diamond' crescent from which depends
amethysts , rubles and tourmalines serves ns
brooch or pendant.
"Did yon over see a woman play whist ? '
risks the Boston Post , No , but we've seen n
good many of them try.
It must make n young woman feel nwful
down In the mouth to sue a dentist for n set
of teeth that does not fit her.
Kefmed nnd dainty designs nro to bo had in
prints for dresses. Some have the effect of
corded band ? in pink and crimson.
In cotton veilings or colored cheese cloths
there la great choice of color. Light yellow
nnd a delicate heliotrope are particularly no
ticeablo.
It is not good for n man to bo n loan , end
that Is a reason why one woman should not
twrrow the husband of another.-New Orleans
1'icayuno.
Youric ladv "I nm engaged to bo married
In Would still write 'Mlsa'
a wsett. you be
fore my name ? " "Yes : there is n possibility
that you may , you know. "
When you biro a servant in Mexico it is
with the understanding that her entire family
reside with you. Hiring n servant in Mexico
is ns bed ns getting married in this country.
Gold , ellvor nnd steel tissues serve for
pointed waist to be worn with velvet nnc
brocade skirts. The pointed waist ia high in
the back of the neck nud opens in a square in
front.
The telephone girls of Now York nro Indlg
nnnt aud threaten to strike , because the gen
eral manager of the company has issued prd
era that they shall not attend the skating
rinks.
Short basques with long drapery and plain
lower skirti are to bo worn either in cumbina
tions 3t two materials or in one fabric. The
upper part of the dress will bo of plum goods
with figured stufla for trimming.
Ono feature of spring millinery is the np-
pearanco of designs nnd colors of the middle
ages. Scarfs and handkerchief , ornamented
with heraldic devices nnd emblems , have n
quaint efFect in the dull old colors.
Tiny diamond poke bonnet' , In which nro
faces cut of moonstone , with pink tinsel sol
beneath the ranshicent stone to give the flesh
tints , nnd diamond toads nnd tortoises nro
some quaint fancies for brooches ,
A Texas young lady shot a man who rapped
nt her narlor window in the evening. On
discovering that she had killed her best benu ,
who had called to take her out riding , she
exclaimml : "I'm sorry that I did such a
mean thing , "
liroad cashmere scarfa are n novelty in
shawls. These nro in attractive shades with
fringe > f fine , soft , whlto wool in its natural
state. This wool has the appearance of net
ted wool chenille fringe , but it is much softer
than that material.
Now that the quiet Lenten season is hero
there will lie as usual , except on the part of
exceptionally rich people , n great deal of re
modelling and reunkiue of RCIWIU that begin
to show the tignsof the good service they have
done during tbo period of high festivity.
Almost all the now decorations in plumngo
are mixed with gold. Fancy plunuge has
spirals nud palms of gold filigree , Kven
ostrich feathers nnd the beaks ami feet of en
tire birds ate speckled or flecked with bits of
gold loaf nnd wings nnd tails are edged with
the precious metal.
Twilled cheviots , n firm , warm , serviceable
and economical material for women's nnd
children's wear , mo on exhibition In variant
styles. These nro cotton wash goods of BO
durable a tcxtnru that to toer them is almost
impossible. They are double-faced , printed
on botb tides , in heather mixtures , mottled
grounds , smnll plaids nnd other design" , giv
ing the effect ot fine all-wool stuffs.
Combinations of all thu recent fashionable
tints nro now nppeaiinir. Among the latest
shadci uro absinthe-orgeat , or green glaceand
white ; nt lutli3-gpmmo , or green gl'1110 ' nnd
pa'o yellow ; ncjjon-coudro , or maroon shot
with inanve ; nngeltquo-rcse , or green shot
with pink ; blego-bluete , or fawn shot with
blue , nnd boia-do-ro.se , or a pinkish brown.
An exchange Hays ouipn socials nro nil the
rage , und this is how it is worked : Six ladies
take nu onion with them Into a room , and one
of them taken a bite of it. Then a young gen
tleman is nduiitted to the gnmo , nnd if after
kissing all of them ho falls to tell which of
them bit the onion , why then nil the girls
would kits him.Vhoopeol _ yum , yum I
Common we'll furnishtho | onion. [ Hurling-
ton Freol'ress ,
Among the novelties in jerseys nro those
with reviTd extending thu entire length of the
fiomt , thu combination of vo > t nnd square
nock effect nnd the coat shape high nt tbo hlpy
with plaited back. Hut In spite of thu great
variety in those useful garments the ) tendency
Is toward n return to that plainness which
originally characterized them. In trimmings
tor ifrboys tubular nod flat braid , Intermixed
with gold and silver tinsel , is a new feature , f
ill Ribbons are much broader than those lately
in uee , being from four to six : inches in width.
Scarfs and Bashes rantre from seven to eighth C
inches in breadth. I'l&id and striped ribbons
of toft silk are favorites , and also the new
unbleached etamloe e , a soft cotton canvas , not
very pretty in itself , bnt rendered 10 by the
silken , silvered orAn golden threads drawn
throught It and forming charming combina
tions and figures' , ( iauza ribbons with velvet
stripes or chenille dots nre novelties for sum
mer.
mer.Chantllly lace , or a good imitation of it ,
will be much used for bonnet trimmings. An
gora wool lace of a creamy tint will also be
be largely employed. As to bonnet shapes In
spring tbo favorite capote and the unall poke
will bo worn by young personswhile the state
lier coronet forms will hold their popularity
for matrons. ICngllth straws , black chips ,
rough itraws nud fancy braids ara Si3en In
ecru , drab , brown , red , dark blue and black ,
with trimmings of gay ribbons and large bows
on the top of the bonnet.
The coming waterproof will no longer ' ba
the disagreeable and ugly black India-rubber
covering of the present time. It Is of Kngliih
manufacture and Is to ba hcd iu many now
ehapea nnd colors. It resembles a beautiful
silk traveling cloak , thudding chut nnd riin
alike. There it no luggestiou Aliout it of the
plubelau water-proof paper uied for protect
ing gocds sent from a distance. Thia new
garment la not a cheap article , but BB it com
bines water-proof , duster nnd traveling cloak
U perhaps fully worth the price asked for it.
VEPPKRHONT DllOFS ,
An Inverted umbrelU sheds no rain.
A roller skater ia known by his butnpi.
Holler skating is Indorsed by lending under
taken throughout the country.
A boy with a mustache docs not feel down
In the mouth. Ills down it not long enough.
The doctor who drives n rnllo out of hli way
In ordiT to avoid passing n cemetery must
have n mighty tender conscience.
In n billUrd room up town they have p ll
of milk standing Around for players to dip
their ctiei into when they require chhlkinj.
"How ia draw pokct playod-wlth card * ! "
atks an nnxlous inquirer. "No , my darling ,
it is generally played with n tucker. [ Wash
ington Hatchet.
A St. Loul man who was recently nccu e 1
of swindling twelve of the leading lawyer ! of
Toxni has framed the charge nnd u es It nt ft
diploma , llo is also n lawyerN'owork [
( irnpliic.
It li regarded ai extremely probable that
the renson diidoahnvo been carrying such
heavy ciicej thia winter la teat they may have
something to cling to when the wind blows.
-tUostonTost ,
A lengthy article going the rounds of the
press says : "To got n sunko out of n bottle
set Ibo bottle uptight. " A good many old
topers nhvajs turn the bottle down side up
nnd lot it run out ,
Jones was playing billiards. "I declfiro,1
ho enid nddro < Ing Timmlnn , who wan looking
on , "tbo moio I piny fie worse 1 play. "
"You'vo deal haven't ! "
played n great , you
asked Tliinnins quietly. Jones treated ,
"Did you know that they had a boy In New
York who IOOHR like a dog ? "
"Oh , yes , but I have no curiosity to see
him. "
"Why ? "
"Hocauso wo have so many who bclmvo llko
puppies about bore. " [ Boston Budget ,
A boy In I'ittnburg hhi swallowed a ther
mometer nnd the doctors nro unable to get it
out. If ho cm wait till Juno the mercury will
lisa so high that thu instrument will co :
soaring out of his mouth ,
A sulfiirrr in n patent medlcmo advo'tlso-
ment claims to have bad n lame back for fix
years before ho wns cured. If ho had only
married n wife strong enough to lug coal and
dig paths In the snow ho would never have
had n lame back at nil.
A horse-car conductor in Nowburyport.
Mass , , has n eng memory. A man oweO
him for two rides and disappeared for four
years. Upon hla return bo started to ride
homo and Imnded the conductor money for
bis faro. The conductor took out four faros
two of which were for the debt , nud ono for
Interest. Other conductors hnvo taken four
fares for one , but no such pretty story hat
been told about them , [ Now Orleans Pica *
yuno ,
"You have a very rich soil hero , " remarked
a tenderfoot to n Dakota farmer ,
"Rich 1 Well , I should eay so. Two years
ago a young man from the east came out here ,
lie carried a snnkowood cnne. lie stuck it In
the ground nnd left it there. "
"I euppopc , " remarked the tenderfoot , will
a smile , "you mean to tell mo that it
sprouted. "
"Sprouted ! Well , I should sny it did , nnd
blorsomed , too. Why , last year I killed ton
bushels of blackcnakos on that patch of giound
and each ono was varnished nnd had nhanv
merod silver head. "
AVtint the Old Blan Said.
The old man snored on his corn-husk bed ,
And dreamed of rails nnd fodder nnd grain ,
But hla daughter watched by her window-sill
For the gay youcy man to come up the
lane.
Oh , love is mighty-and bolts nro weak
To restrain u fellow that behoves in chcok.
"Hither , my love , " iu soft tor.es camn
From under her window. Out in the night
She slid on a clothes-line nil prepared
And in less thnu a minute was out of sight.
While tbo rowdy old owl sang out "too boo ? "
As they both skedaddled to Kalam&zoo ,
Thn eun was up nnd the old man wokp ,
Ho missed his daughter nnd enw the
racket
As he spied a note in her vacant room
Stuck in the crack cf n walnut bracket.
Ho rend it slowly and quietly said :
"Doggone thing that I went to bed. "
[ Philadelphia News.
MUSIOAIJ AND DRAMATIC.
Iny Templeton has been engaged by E. E.
Rice.
Young Salviai plays Collier's part in the
southern "Storm "
Beaten" company ,
Maggie Mitchell begins n two weeks' en
gngeinent at the Boston Park Theatre , March
'Jtb.
'Jtb.Mme.
Mme. iTanhh makes her first appearance in
Boston nt .thu 1'ark Tueatro on the -'d of
March.
"Tho llomnny Rye , " at tha Brooklyn The
atre this week , will by followodby Mr. Irving
and Miss Terry.
Miss Clnrn Louise Kellogg has been forced
ay illness to nbandon her concert tour nnd re
turn to Now York ,
Mme. Jenny Lind Goldschmldt is losing
health nnd thinks of reducing her hours of
labor at the Koynl College of Music.
The Carlpton opern company played the
first three nights of tbia week iu Albany.
The remainder of the week was devoted to
Newnrk , N. J.
Herr Abrams Abramoff , thn Russian basso
hni been engaged by Mr. Walter J. Damroich
for tba Gorman opera company. Ho will
make his lirnt appearance in Chicago nn Wed
nesday as the Herald in "Lohengrin. "
Miss Florence ) St. John , who will not como
over next season , hnti contracted with Mr.
Marcus B. Mayer to appear in this country
under his management for tbo season of
1885-87.
A now thing in pianos has been brought out
nt Loipsic. In outward appearance it resem
bles an upright piano , nud it has the ordinary
hammer action , but iu lieu of the familiar
string. ) tuning-forks nro substituted for tha
purpose of procuring' pure ns well as sustained
tune.
tune.Colonel
Colonel Mapleson's snrln ? season nt the
New York Academy of Music will last throe
week * , beginning April SO. He recently sent
word to Secretary Murphy to hold an extra
week nt hia disposal In addition to the two
weeks ho had already contrasted for.
Miss Generlove Ward will pioduco n now
piny called "Rachel" during her farewell
American tour , which opens next September ,
She will also appear in ' 'Macbeth. " "Henry
ATIL , " "Korgot-Me-Not , " "Modea , " " .Jane
Shore , " "The Queen's Favorite. " "Meg Mer-
illles , " "Nance Oldfield" and "Marmion. "
Mine. Itoipoff has been playin ? at thu
"Monday Popular concerts" Iu London. Shu
Interpreted concertos of Rubinstein nnd Cho
pin , winning the great appreciation ia greatly
her due , It may bo a long time before any
planiete will ba able to Interpret the classical
composers with that delicate nnd poetic grace
that marked the artistic playing of Mine ,
Kisipoff ,
A Philadelphia paper publishes a list of pro-
OB8lonalmusic.il playerslu that city from which
it is learned that there Are 310 violinists , 100
violas , 29 'cellos , 100 double basses , 69 flutes ,
oboes , 84 clarinets , 10 banoons , 9 saxo
phones , 23 French horns , 153 cornets , 117
altos , 78 trombones , etc , , etc. A notable fea
ture is that all classes of performers receive
the same money , The bats drum or cymbals
mnn gets the same cotnpematlon ni toe vie
linist or concert player.
8INGUIjA.ni TIES.
Of tha 160 rarities ) of snakes in thia country
nly twenty two are venomouj.
The laigest and oldest trea In Europe is n
chestnut at the base of Mount Aetna.
The potato , introduced into England in
1CIO , was first eaten as a sweetmeat , stenrud
in eackwine and sugar.
Near Beerly , Mms. , is a parrot that has
been in one family for filty years , and is Bun-
posed to be 75 years old.
Senator Cameron has a new claim to fame ,
A hog with fix legs beneath and two above iu
body , and two tails , wns born on his farm last
week.
In Montgomery county , Ga. , there Is said
to bo a pear trco 87 year * old which has not
failed to bear a crop of fruit for over eighty
year ? .
Mw. Daniel Eply , of Logan county , Ky. . is
laid to sleep two and three days and mghU
without waking , after which she remains
awake for n like peiiod. She is 80 vears of
age and bed-ridden ,
Tbo age of an elm ia ratlmatod at 335 years ,
that of some palms at from GOO to 701) ) yar .
that of on olive tiee at 700 ymrs , of a plane
tree at 720 , of a cedar at 800 , of an oak nt .
1,500 , of n yew at 2,880 , of a Uxodmm at
4,000 , and of n b.iob&b tree nt C.OCO.
A famous Hereford cow , "Bella. " lately
pnvo birth to n calf by "Lord Wilton , ' ' n
Worcestershire bull , valued at 320.000. Tim
owner refused 2"0 guinen * ( Sl.SfiO ) for the c ll
when It was three dnyn old , A former calf ol
"JJclU's" brought $5,0:0.
Clmlrcton , S. C. , it about to undertnko the
driving of the ilpenost nrtcfinu well In the
world , It will ba driven in the main part ol
the city , nnd , ns It Is expected to fiirnr hI. . -
(00.000 ( gallons of water n day , it Is calculated ,
with two similar wolli already down , to fur
nish n aulHciont supply of wntcr for the entire
city for ninny ye.vs. Iho new well will bo
U.COO feet deep , will bo nt least lx Inchon In
diatnetrr nt the bottom , nnd Is to bo completed
od by next August.
Four 1'eis.
Mary had a little goat.
It was thf William kind ,
And ha wns always known to oat
Whatever ho could find ,
Mory fell nslrf p ono day
Out in the orchard fair ; '
Thnt Willlnm goat walked up nnd nto
Her wealth of golden hair.
Mary hud a hiuky mule ,
And Jncklo was bin nnmo ,
Tlio wy that mule wonld prance- around ,
You'd think ho wasn't tamo.
MatyV mule wan very dtront ; ,
He'd draw most anything ,
But ho failed oci > di y to draw ma bieftth
Her honit wcs broke , poor thing ,
Mary had a little dog ,
It wan n setter pup ;
'Twonlcl ' sot in Mary's Inp all dny
And bowl when she got up.
Mary lied n little cat ,
She cnllod him Tommy denr ,
And tied n tuft of ribbon blue
Iu each soft dainty cnr.
But Mary wept nloud ono morn ,
An ho llnipod to where nho ( nt
Per Tommy's oars vvoro both chewed of !
By some belligerent cat.
cat.St. [ . Paul Herald.
inilMKTlES.
The supreme court of Ohio baa just decided
that tha telephone company can remove the
Instrument from the hands of any man who
avvenre. So look out.
A singular departure in bibical exegesis is
reported in nn Ohio village , A pastor bent
his wife with a book of sermons. She pre
ferred more orthodox methods , and left the
house and fold.
King Kalakaua of the Sandwich Islands
cannot help being n good man. The reason
assigned iu , that his ancestors nto so much
missionary in their time that It worked into
tholr systems , and was transmitted to their
descendants.
The Rov. Melancthon Wolaey Stryker , of
Holyoke , Mass. , baa accepted the cnll of the
Fourth Presbyterian church of Chicago , We
wish Mr. Stryker well , but it is melanctboly
to think of the trouble that wo will have with
that awful name of his.
The Rev. T. DoWitt Tolmngo concludes a
letter to the legislature of New Jersey with
the following ingenious mathematical prob
lem : "if the report of an old perrnonthe con'
tents of which I have forgotten , throws New
Jersey lepnlattiro into such consternation and
paroxysm , bow many Ihoutand feet into the
air would they be blown with u now sermon
on legislative outrages ? "
"What miracle was performed at tha time
of this leeson ? " asked the Sunday school
teacher.
"Tho miracle of the loaros nnd fishes , " was
the reply.
' 'How many persons were fed ? "
'Five thousand , " echoed the class.
"How do you account for iivo loavegs of
bread feeding five thousand persons. Willie"
' 'I guessed our hired girl baked it nnd they
couldn't eat itl Gosbl you ought to taste her
bread ! You can't get the tSBto outen yer
mouth fur a woek-New York Independ
ent.
ent."Wo
"Wo teach n Sundy school class ? Yes , in
deed , " said n pretty young St , Paul society
lady the other day. "For a lone time I used
every Sunday to teach a class of little boys at
the mistion Sunday school , n branch of our
church nt borne. There wore quite n number
of them ranging" from eight to four
teen yean old , ' and they were just
ns intelligent nud smart aa I could
have wished. But , do you know , the first
Sunday that I took that class I waa amused.
Of course I wanted to know their names ,
where they lived and In fact , who they were.
Qaestioninz them in turn I found their answers -
swers quite satibfaotory , until I came to a
brignt little fellow nbout ten years old. Ho
told mo his name and where ho lived , but
when I asked him his father's business bo did
not reply at once. I reassured him with my
brightest smile , but felt dubious when ho
cnid ho guessed he couldn't tell mo that. My
curiosity was now aroused and I at once made
up my mind nil about it. Thinking of the
horrid dynamiters nnd burglars nnd all of
those nwful men we are constantly bearing
about , it was with some trepidation that I in
sisted on his telling me. Ilia reply reassured
me to a greater or less extent. He Bald : 'My
papa ia the bearded lady twice n week nt tha
dime museum. ' " [ St. Paul Globe ,
Tlio Woatiu > r.
Sibil Weger nnd Polly Peg *
Wore sitting closa together.
Said Polly Pegg to Silas Wtgg ,
"L t'a talk nbout the weather. "
'Yes ; weather you love mo or not , "
Grinned Si , with lovo'u folly ,
"Oh , Si ! you promised you've fog hot , "
Blushed pretty little Polly.
'No ! I'm ' fog horn. It's 'clear' your 'fair'
But 'changeable' ns ever ;
Your always slu h-ou "Si 1 otop there"
Cried Poll. "Ico cold you never. "
'Then ' lot ns freeze at once , ay dear ,
So no cold wave may enter ;
For , Poll , your precious snows , I fear ,
Is only a storm tctiiter. ' '
"Oh , don't talk cloud. " sighed Polly vain ,
"SVhy not ? " said Si "I wonder. " '
" 'Cause pa may shower hurry-cane
And tell you , 'go to thunder , " "
So Polly's zero whispered low
And mist no chance to kiss hard
And said as he arose to go
Ttint his soft biles was bliz-znrd ,
STow they are wedded. Poll with case
O'er Silas holda the reins ,
And getting up a epanklng broe/e ,
His sleet hall chilled ram trains.
[ II. C , Dodge , in Chicago Sun ,
CONN UC1 AIill'IES.
A bride's cake is often as heavy as the
rroom'd heart when the bills begin to come In ,
Some people say that dark-haired women
marry the soonest. Wo differ ; it is the light
est beaded ones.
The reason n woman is BO sweet on her hus-
jand when the weather is cold , Ia because she
deslrei to be acque-her-in ,
Since Klla Wheeler got 'married all of her
poemn are sad and religious , Matrimony dooa s
Dave that effect on uome people.
It It said that women do not pull each
other's hair H much as they uted to because it
comej out too easily , [ Boston Budget.
Two girls in Buffalo have gone crazy over
the good fortune predicted for them by a for
tune teller , She probably told them they
would marry plumben.
An Indiana editor was eued for breach of
promise , but when he explained that tbo girl
had a mania for malting scrap nullu the court
excused him And imposed the cost on the
plaintiff.
5l"Don't marry until you c n support awife , "
is the advice of * colUga president to his
pupils , Thia it good advica , but come men
who don't marry until they can get a wife rich
enouglto support them seem , to thrlva pretty
well
Princeia Beatrice , on the date of lier forth
coming marriage , will be given a carved oak It
book-case containing a copy of the worka of
the bent Kpgil'b pouts , from Chaucer to Ten
nyson , The cret of the present H to be met
by a popular subscription among women of
VYorchester dioccne only. is
The meinoit man Iu Sheffield lias at last
been discovered. He recently went to a
jeweller's to buy a wedding ring , and whsu
.he salesman told film how much it was he
pat down half the amount and told the jewel-
.IT to eend a note for thu reat to bis ( the pur-
cha ot' ) girl who. he said , "wodhovtopay
havvf on It , thah knawf. " For downright
motimets this man "takes the cake. "
[ Sheffield Blade.
Kumlay Merrier * In thoSiilmrln.
ithln n cn y covntry church
The drowsy deacon dreams ,
While pounds tb ( > parson on his perch ,
And ( trains celestial themes
Through hia nntiqunted noie ,
As his humble hoarcrl doe
And Indulge in retrospection ,
1'ndisturbod by sad rtlloctiin ,
Or thn thought of other' ! clothes ;
Till , aroused by the collection ,
They forego their sweet repose ,
And the so-nll coins' merry jingle
Kverlnftingly doth mingle
With their miserly defection ,
For ngnlnst the gram It goes.
"Where KOHMI u wanted ,
Oh. ROSIB , como to Louisville
When thou nrt free from Ills ,
Oh. RoJf.-v , como to Liuisvillo
Aud p y thy whisky bills.
Thy whisky bills nro still on file ;
Oh , Jerry , como nnd pay !
Thou owost us a pretty pile ;
Ob , do not s y us nay.
Tlio whlto cyclone rent o'er the north ,
The groundhog had his day ,
So. Jerry , bio tbe forth ,
They vvhl"ky bill to pay.
[ Louuvlllo Courier-Journnl.
KKiaoious
Evnngellnt Moody hold ft convention in In-
dianapolls which concluded ou Tuesday.
A Roman Cnthollo mission boat , the Chris-
topheros , is to ba plncoJ on Iho Amazon river
for the purpose of ovangcllzingtho inhabitants
on the river banks.
The nvorngo salary ot Congregational minis
ters In Connecticut , tbo great stronghold of
the denomination , is 81,300. The highest Is
SGCOO nnd thu lowest S100.
Tli3 Salvation Army report for 1881 thows
010 corps : C37 In Greet Britain. 00 m the
/ifilLUUllt I * * X Uf > V * | V " " " i <
Switzerland , 1 in Sweden and BOOH. The to
tal income for the year was 7-lGG5 pounds
sterling.
Moncuro 1) . Conwny expects to return per
manently to his native country the coming
summer , after living iu London for nearly ft
quarter of n century. Ho began life ns n
Methodist preacher , nftorwnrd turned Unitar
ian nnd abolitionist , though n nntlve of Vir
ginia and reared in the strict pro-slavery
eehool. Ho will m ko his home in Washing
ton , which ho wns obliged to quit on account
of his radical political sermons in 1857 ,
Don't disgust everybody by hawlnng ,
blowing and spitting , but nao Dr. Sat > u'fl
Catarrh Remedy and be cared.
In the London Metropolitan Under
ground railway line the names of stations
nro displayed simultaneously in all the
compartments of tha carriages by moans
of an electrical Indicator.
" 100 DODOS One Dollar" is true only of
Hood's Snrjaparilla , and it is an un
answerable argument as to strength and
economy.
The French government h.is sanctioned
the laying of a submarine cable from
Zanzibar to Reunion , thus , by using
lines already down , completing the con
nection between Franco and Xanzlbar.
(
Anfjostura Flitters are the best remedy
for removing indigestion and all diseases orig
inating from the digestive organs. Beware of
counterfeits. Ask your grocer or druggist for
the genuine article , manufactured by Dr. 1J.
G. B. Siegort k Sons.
A lady in Daw ou , Ga , , hai a bandbox
nnd a walking stick over eighty years old
and a squash 115 yearn old , for ono aeod
from which she anya the hai boon offered
$5 , but fho rofiuej to cut it.
Conhs. BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES
are used with advantage to alleviate Coughs ,
Sore Throat , aad Bronchial Affections. Sold
only i
. The Telegraphic Time Company has
been ' incorporated in New York , for the
purpose ] of manufacturing the apparatus
of an electric time syttoin. Iho capital
of the company Is $500,000.
STO1 > THAT COUGH
By using Dr. Frazier's Throat and Lung Bal
sam the only sure cure for Coughs , Colds ,
Hoarseness and Sore Throat , and all diseases
of the throat and lungs. Do not neglect a
cough. It may prove fatal. Scores nnd
hundreds of grateful people owe their lives to
Dr. Frazier't Throat nnd Lunp Balsam , and
no _ family will ever bo without It after once
using it , nnd discovering its marvelous power.
It is put up in large family bottles and sold
for the small prlca of 75 cents per bottle , Sold
Kubp & Co. and O. V. Goodman ,
After coDsidoiablo difficulty n Paris
photographer auccoeddd in taking an
Instantuticoas negative of a railway train
In motion , only to dissovcr that ho might
just aa well have falcon hia time to it and
photographed a tran standing etill , aa
the appearance of the negative waa pra-
clsely the name.
DDHKEE'S SALAD DHKSSINO & COLD
MKAT SATJOK for all kinds of naiads , Call ,
vegetables aud cold mcuta. Cheaper and
better than homo nude. No Banco equal
to it was orer offered.
A London botanist has endeavored to
orovo that plants have a certain form of
'ntdligcnce and are able , at least , to exert
ert ni voluntary power as certain lowly
organized animals. Ono proof of this is
the plant's avoidance of obstacles placed
artificially in tholr way by bending aside
bcforo touching.
YOUNOMEN ! IiEAI > THIS.
TUB VOLTAIC BKLT Co. , of Marshal ) , Mich. ,
offer to send their celebrated KLKCTHO-VOL
TAIC BKLT and other ELECTIIIO APPLIANCES on
trial for thirty days , to men ( young or old )
flfilicted with nervous debility , loss of vitality
and manhood , nnd all kindred troubles. Also
for rheumatism , neuralgia , paralysis , and
many other diseases , Complete restoration to
health , vigor and manhood guaranteed. No
risk is Incurred as thirty days trial is allowed.
Write them at once for Illustrated pamphlet
free ,
In September lost a knowing herder
took 050 head of Arkansas cattle to Mon
tans , nnd already 400 have died from
cold. "Tbo suno amount of money , "
ys a local authoiity , 'Invested ' In na
tive cattle , with feed nud shelter , would
have Insured the owner a large ratnrn
on his investment , instead of n dead
low. "
_ _ _ _ _ _
* CRD. To all ho are suffering from errors
anil Indigestions of juutli , nervous weakncM early
decay , loss of manhood , etc. I u 111 send a receipt
that will cure jou KUKK OK CIIAUOK. Tlili ( treat
remedy was discovered liy a missionary to South
America. Send stlf-addrcnecd envelope to ItlV. Jo-
guru T , IXIUM SUtlon "D , " New York.
Tom Elllolt , a rich young farmer in
Dakota , having announced that ho would
never marry until wheat sold at a $1 par
bushel , a nojghbrlng farmer , who has a
daughter willing to relieve Tom's lone
liness , has offered to take his entire crop
at 81 a bushel and give him a check for
at ho wedding.
Ono reason why diseases of the bladder
and urinary organs are so difficult to euro
that they frequently have no pronoun-
cjd symptoms HUNT'S [ Kidney and
Liver ] HKMEIIV Is peculiarly adapted to
Iho euro of these comploiutj , and goes at
once to the tuat of the trouble , giving re
lief at once ,
1'rco from Hun tlrs anil Ji'otton * ,
A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE
i'nr Couirli. , Horn Tltraiil , llonr cnc , Influrntn ,
CoM . Ilrmiihlll' , Crimp , Wlicmplnc < ' < moli ,
Aplhmii , Ulitnajr , 1'nln * In t'hr't. ul other
ArVctliin * 'Hti Tirftnt * ni ) I.une * .
o ci-nt n botlli1 Hnld liy I'rnrel t ntnl tvixl-
rrirtlfn umiMf to iittttcf thttr Jm/cr / < > f row/i//i/ /
atlit fnr them irlllrr ire fv > &offfo/.V/ > iIrjtsrAiirce4
i W , Iu tenJIni ) onertntliir la
nn : rn ultra AvniFtraronri.\v ( ,
Sola UwtiM ri I Mimirnctnr.- . ,
ll.Ul.norr , .ll.rjllnj , C.B. A.
Prom cvpcrlfncc 1 think S lit' * Fprclflc Is a very
valuable remedy for cutaneous tllstnjcs , and at tlio
tamotlroonn ln\lroiatlntrtonlo. (
JAMKS JACHXON , Chief Justlro ol Ga ,
Atlanta , Sept 1881.
INOCUr.ATKl > POISON.-Alter frj-lnff Ml Iho
other rrmcilliH.Sulft's Spccinohaa cured mo found
nnd v , ell of a terrible blood i eilson contracted Ire m a
nurse. MRS. T.V. . I.F.K , Greciulllo , Ala.
POISON OAK. A lady hcto hat been entirely
cured of j-olson oakpoNonbytliousoof two bottles
of8. S.S. It. S. lHAlivRD,7ljitcnvlllc ) , Tcnn.
ULCER925 YEAHS.-A number of my church
his been cured of an U'CTrated log of 2yonrs etand
\ng \ ulth two bottle , ot SuIll's Spe-eolHc.
1' . II. CiU'.viLKR ' , Pastor Jleth. Ch. , Macon , Ga.
Swlft's Specific Is entirely vegetable. Treatlso en
Illood and bklu Ulecatus mailed Irco.
Iho SwivrSriicmc Co , Drawer 3 , Atlanta Ga , , or
ISO W. J3d St. . N. Y.
i- 3hrAww Qnlcb , Mare < ? nrc jt
flitabU.bed IBM ! " " ' a" " " " * ' " " a < w > t
" " " ' " * ' " " |
. _ I < n rt'rt-i/rn tmtterfn&eni
WOTSendtwoiitampsfor Celebrated UcdlcalWsrk * .
Addrcsj , P. . CLAHKE , fflt. JJ.i86SouUi
Clark Street , CHICAGO. ILL.
Ni-BRASKA LAND
5n BO * o H % * wrt , vr&uy
[ ( ScccKsaOHS TO DAVIS k SNruEn. )
OE.VKRAL DL'ALKIia IN
1D05 FARNAM STREKT. OMAHA.
nave lor ealo 500,000 acres carefully selected Ian Ja
In Hasterii Nebraska , at low ptico and on easy terras
Improved farirs for silo In Douglas , DodRe , CoHax ,
Platte , Hurt , CuinluR , S rpy. Washington , Jlcrrlok.
Saundcrs , and liutlcr counting
Taxis paid In all parts of the etata.
Money loured on Improted farms.
Notary 1'ubllo always In ollico. Corrcsiiondonoo
eolldtcdj
C17 St. Charles St. , St. Lonls , Mo.
A regular gptiduato of t o Vcdleal Colleges , IIBB hecn locRef
ncwl lu the ip l I tremmcnt of CKUONIC , N rev > , 8xi
nod BLOOD Dimnutbaa any otber rorilclsnla st LonU.
u city r l > i ihow aud nil old resident * know.
Nervous Prostration , Oeblllly. Mcntfl end
Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and otnor Ate
lions of Throat , Skin or Bones , Dlood Poltcstag ,
Old SorCS and Ulcers , nro treated with nr.r lleU
iDceeMon Intiit idfoliao principle . Sifelv , rrUatelr.
Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess ,
Exposure or Indulgence , .bitii Prodnc iome or th
lf ? * .f.neltL l ! ! ' - " " ' . " "r. " " ' r.
Beoorbjmallrrc , nndluTtttd. Write'rorqui.tlom. .
A Positive Written Guarantee
ftlTc * In all curable eme . Medicines lent crcrr hcre.
Parovhlet. . Kncllah or Oerm.n , 04 pieo. , d
IcribiiiE above dlieasce , In male or famal * , FOE.
SV3ARRSAGE GUBDE I
KO pafe . fine pl lf t. IllnitrateJ la tloth and tilt blDllDe.
We , Biouey r i > o.taKet Banio. | nj r ooierii , 2i . Thli Woi
touuloa all the curfom , doubirul
or liunMilrc
waat u
fc : . . * < S > . 'l i g v > . - -1ut i > - - -
VIII fiirlfV the Ul.OOD.Tepi *
littu tha UVEWun.l . KIONEVS.
and UK roim TUB mAiTll
nnel VIQOn , of YOUTIl. Ov
sin , VV'.mtol Aielllc ] | , fu.
. . . usiloii , I.nck ol HlreiiRtli ,
ami I'lr " " ' " "IIM ubbolHtely
enroll , linni'i , luusclrsanU
IK rvcs luLeU o in wlortc.
Ki.llvc'iis thu nilnil ane )
.
8nni. ' liiBfroincoiiiplaliif
nuuKllurtu tlii-lr sc-ivIU
Ind InllR. El'iBrEB'S IKON TCNIO a pah nm !
"i.iMiy euro , lillvcaucleai , liutlthy vuniplvxlon.
Srciiuent ancinpls at cr > ' " ' 'K"/c'Mii ) ? only mlj (
> the popularity oftho origin il. Duuotexperl *
aeill WiltlluOIIHIINAI. A.NDIIKHT.
rnddirBstoUlioDr. HnrtprMod to. ) \
aul' Wofor our "WltliABt UOOIf.1
firnllof ntruturu und iis fatJii/ormuuoaf <
The fittestsulijocts
for four and aiie ) ,
and rcmlttunU ; oru
the debilitated , b' | .
lousand nervouu. To
ter's Stomach lilt-
tera affords adequate
Iirotcctkn by In-
creavlnc alatam-
Inaandti distant
power of thecanstl-
lutlon ndbychecU-
Inc IricguUrltlcs of
the liter , etomach
anil bowclf. Ifore-
over , It eradiotes
malarial complaint *
ol an obstinate typo
and btandsalone un
equalled amonfr our
national remedied.
ID ami E" " generally.
M. R. RISDON ,
REPRESENTS )
Phanlz Insurance Co. , London , Cub
ABiwts | S,8 1COO
Westcbest rN. Y , Capital 1,000,000
TboMerchantaof Newark.N. J.Capital. . . . l7o,000
Qliard tire , I'hlltJelpliU.CaplUl 1,200,000
Woman's Kund.UailUI _ _ _ , 1.2B9DOO
Imported Beer
1)5 BOTTLES.
Krlanger , . . - . - . . - . . - . . - iJavarin
Dnlmbacher , , . - . ' . . . . . Bavaria
Pilsner. . , . . . * * t . - . . "Bohemian.
Kaiaor , . . . . . . . - . - . . . . , . . Bramen.
DOMKBT1C.
Btidwaiser . 8t , Louis.
Anhausor . . . . - .St. Louis.
Best's. . . - , - . Mjlwaukef * .
Bculitz-Pjlauer - . . . . .Milwaukee.
rTrug's . Omaha.
Ale , Porter , Domestic and Rhine
. MAU11KB ,
1218FarnamSt.
The romarknblo growth ot Otathn
during the laat tow years la ft mnttoi o ?
great rutonlabmont to thono who pay * u
occasional vlott to this grovrlug oily. The
development o ( the StopV Yards the
noccaalty of the Bolt Line Road the
finely pnvod ntroola the Imndrods ot nov
rosldonoos and costly bnnlnena blooke ,
with the popnlatlon of our city moro thAD
donblod In the last fire yoitra. All thin
Is n great aurprlso to visitor * and Is the
admiration of oar cltltono. This rapid
growth , the business activity , and the
many substantial ImprovomonU mndn n
lively demand for Omaha real estate , and
every Invostof has made handiomo
profit.
Slnoo the Wall Street panto May ,
with the subsequent cry of hard times ,
there has boon loss demand from specula
tors , but a fad demand from Invoatoro
seeking homos. ThU lattof olasa are
taking advantAge of low prices In build
ing material nnd are securing their homoo
at much lees cost than will be possible n
year honco. Speculators , too. can buy
real cnU < a cheaper now and ought to Uko
advant < o of present prices foi future
pro li.
The next few years promises grcaton
developments In Omaha than the pas&
QVJ years , which have boon as good u
wo could roaaonably doslre. Now man
ufacturing establishments and largo Job-
blng houses ars added almost weekly , and
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many In Omaha and through-
but the State , who have tholr money iu
the banks drawing a nominal rate of In
terest , which , If judiciously Invested Iu
Omaha real cttato , would bring them
much greater returns. Wo have many
bargains rrhlch we are confident will
bring the purchaser largo profits In the
near future.
Wo have for sale the finest resi
dence property in the nortli and
western parts of the city.
North we have fine lots at reason
able prices on Sherman nvenuo,17th ,
18th , 19th and 20th streets.
West on Farnam , Davenport ,
Guming , and all the leading streets
in that direction.
The grading of Farnam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible some of the finest and
cheapest residence property in tha
city , and with the building of the
street car line out Faruam , the pro
perty in tiie western part of the city
will increase in valun
We also have the agency for the
Syndicate nnd Stock Yards proper
ty in the south part of the city. The
developments made in tins section
by the Stock Yurds Company nnti
the railroads will certainly double
the Dnue m u short timtt.
We alfiO'hav > Home line businoB
lots ami aniiitf plOKiipf inHide r 'fi-
denccp for Halo ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
some good bariums by calling i
REAL ESTATE
BROKERS.
213 South 14th Bt ,
Between Fornhom and Douglas.
P. S. We ask those -who have
property for sale at a bargain to give
us a callWo want only bargamn
Wo will positively not handle prop
erty at more than its real value.