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A Valentine.
Chicago Ntws.
Yonr gran'ma , In her youth , was qultn
As blithe little maid as you :
And , though her hftlri" enemy white ,
Her eyes still htvo tin maiden blue ,
And on her chcokp , as f ir ait thine ,
Methink n eirlhh blush would glow
[ f you recalled the vft'tntlne
She got. ah : many years ago.
\ vnl'irous youth loved gran'ma then ,
And wooed her in that ftuhl lang sytis ;
And firit he told hid tecret when
He jcnt tbo maid that valentine.
No perfumed page nor ihcet ol gold
Was that first hint of love ho sent ,
Hut with tlie n-cret gran'pa told
"I love ynu"-grtn'mn was content.
Oo. ask yivtir gran'ma if you will ,
If , though her head ba bowed rnd gr y
f.thotiqh her feeble pulsa bo chill-
True love abdeth ! not for aye ,
Uyt iiimlntjiortrRlt cntlio wall ,
Tltlmt
Tl lint smiles uion her from nbn-e ,
Mrthlnkn your gran'mn cin recall
The Bwcot divinity of lovo.
Dcnr lilsie , here's no page of geM
Ko theet nnbon < ed with cunning nrt
lint line's the unlemn ptcdgo of old ;
"I love TOU , love ; , with nil my heart. "
Ard it In what I end you hero
You read not nil of love oxpress'd ,
( iogo to the gran'ma , Khio dotr.
And nho will tell you all thb rest !
llONEJrT FOll TttfcJ IiADIBS.
Korer judge n womna by her bonnet.
Itliiu o fronts are made of Irish tatting.
Silk stockings range from 52. SO to ? 25 a
pair.
are again used for plain short
RlG.iuzo tibbonaaro Ubod on china crape nnd
UengaUne tilk dross ; ; .
The Jersey coreot cover bids fair to replace
thoio of cotton or linen.
Jewelry pins urn the favorite ornament for
the hair with evening drts ? .
Cheviots for xpring wear are In nil shades ol
brown nnd tan nnd in grays ,
Small ostrich tips are moro fashionable than
lloweiH for owning wear in the cuilltiro.
It is thought that Indian art Is presently
totupersedo the craie for tlio Japanese.
Among tha most fashionable revivals of ( ho
season nro the matela.sso cloths and skins.
Jot broadlrghats bid fnir to bo as unorul
ing nnd everlasting n fashion as soalekln fur.
Little golden paper Clipper ) filled with red
rosfH nro nmonif tha newest favors for the mer
man.
man.A
A questionable tat to adorns long blac kit
clovca with. Borpcnts embroidered in colorct
beads.
llucklcs itnd jeweled ornaments are once
more worn on the toes of slippers for full eve
ning toilet.
The mo t popular woollen suits consist ef "a
draped skirt , a basque bodice and a jacket for
out-door wear.
1'ans still decrees that the trimming of the
two sides of the ilres ? , bodice aa well at skirt ,
must not be nllko ,
Hugo urn lamps , alleged to ba Egyptian
but probably Connecticut , nro the latest for
tha drawing-room.
Shot or changablo fabrics are highly favorec
in nil forts of ir.-iterials from velvets , satins ,
and silks to woollens.
Materials for cloaks are In two-toned nra-
jc'que designs in brown , baige and fawn color
tnd in plaics of all shades.
There nro . ' 1 17 female blacksmiths in Dug-
land , all of whom swing heavy hammers and
do men's work generally.
"liashful girls get tbe beat husbands , " says
a ladies' magazine , but it doesn't Inform them
where to obtain the bash ,
It is taid that a violin played among a flock
of geese will start them to dancing. Kvory
one who has attended a ball i. > nware of this
fact.
Waist-linings of good quality are to bo
hid. cut out ot any desired eize , thus saving
much labor to those who do dressmaking al
home.
A young gallant asked his best girl in Bos
ton : "iMies Jennie , may I not hteal a kiss ? '
"Certainly , George , " she replied , "permit mo
to mo vo my specks. "
The German scientist has counted the hairs
on hia wife's head , and quotes her at 128,000
to the inch. Wo don't see how ho could tell
which was switch , [ Life.
Shoulder epaulets are still fashionably cm
ployed for giving a dressy effect as well as
shortening the length between the high collar
und the top of tbe sleeve.
Far prettier than the three initials worked
on a band for a gentleman's hat , is the newer
fancy to makon lining for the hat of tilk nnd
cuib older tlio initials on it.
Galleon , Boutache embroidery , and velvet
embroidered with bullion and beads nro nil
used in forming the dog-collnr necklets no (
much worn nt the moment.
Plain woollen materials are accompanied by
striptd goods which may ba combined atple-u-
uro with tlia c lor cf tno ground or of either
of the stripes , making either a light or dark
costume.
It is laid that mushrooms may be turned
white by nutting them iuto lemon juice and
water ; this is desirnblo when they are to ba
used in whlto sauce to trrve with fowl ? , but it
is doubtful whether this would apply to
canned mushrooms.
Wide turn-over collars , handsomely embrol
derecl in white , nro much worn by stylicli
young ladies. Thrao fasten with a jewelled
collar-button , nnd : i marina knot , and ends of
uilk or ribbon in rich Persian colors nro added
below.
There is a promito that black drcssest , in
surah , satin , sublime , Victoria , and grcsyraia
„
tilk , nnd Ottoman , will be hignly favored for
vinitlng and church costumes this spring.
When good , no material ii moro elegant aod
An old cookbook : gives Christopher North's
receipt for a sauce for moat nnd ( came Gnu
gla > s cf pott wine , two tablespoonfub of bottled
tled * nuce , onu dessertspoonful of mushroom
catsup , one of white eugar , ono tablespoonful
of lemon juice , half a teaspoonful of cayenne
pepper and of salt.
The mrt of dress-skirts is
upper - to be puffed ;
the vintrle puff tometlmes reaching froir thu
waist nearly to thu knee. Homt ; of the dresses
have the nulf beginning at the tide and con
tinuing diagonally across thu front. In others
tha putf is like the deep jackot-basquo , shorter
in tha back than in tbo front.
The vulgarism of the professional beauty is
fast taking hold of New York. Miss Jeanlo
Chamberlain arrives from Kugland this week ,
and a socinty paragraph ban it that "as n eort
of avant-courier , elus has sent out several ex-
qulalta photograph * of hem If aad tha 1'rinca cr
of Wales as pvesentH to her frienda. "
The latest fnshlonab'o ' colors are mby , tan-
nine , a lighter shade of ruby , a dark mush
room color ( like mustard ) , and several shades
of green , im moss , tea nndtoieda green. Vel
vets , phuhes and dress goods are being made
in tha iibave colors , llnplUh homes have
combined these colors with India silks , which
are very good for new plaited akirts.
\moDg late wintermilineryare shown tome
pretty bonnets suitable to wear until warm
weather , which are nude of many eliades of
brown cloth , the colors ranging from palest
doete dark wocd brown. Tha cloth is cut In
small-pointed leaves pinked at the edge , each
leaf being laid over ita predecessor without
any epeclal or set arrangement ef color. Tha on
strings are of dark-brown velvet with narrow
aatln ones above of a pale shade of creim.
(0
Square cut bodices are chiefly worn this seaco
conc
nc
shaped b'od.ce , with a gulmpe of lace , la both
attractive and becoming , and has found favor
with many leaders of fashion , while tbo low-
cut bodice , with ita ( trap for a aleeve , has
amazed and olfended modest people to an un _
common degree this winter ,
A novelty for summer use which will be of
great service both to dressmaker * and ladies
who make their own dresiea Is the introduc' by
tlon of white iklitlng acd dms fabrics al
ready tucked , the tucking rangier ; In width are
from the merest hair line * suitable for lingerie the
nnd underclothing , to tha very broad atyles the
adapted to thu formation of full housemaid
skirt oud blouie walit. There ia also custer 0
lurking wllh handsome insertion between in
"all-iiver" goodi pretty for dreeing aacquei ,
wrapper ? , night drcsjea and tbe like.
The panler petticoat hm been much im- ma
Jrovtxl. It u made of white cotton goods.
black and striped satini , and tha striped and tbe
plain bVirtlcg material ! , Th } lower tlouacn
very deep and hat four fpriog ; tin llouocta > p
nbovo nrs nurrow with ono sprlor each. The
tournutc \ * connected with the lower flonnco
Jy'abanVfaiitenedtoeachiipriDg. Thosprinm
may bo withdrawn when the skirt is to bl
washed , ncd new ones m y be inserted when
my are broken. The advantage * of UIHip -
ilcoat If that there are no springs In the bcily
of the skltl , that it yields to every movement
of tbe wearer , Instantly returning to ihapo
alter pressure , and dooi not crush ,
I.
Wo wandcrtd out of the ciowclt'l room ,
From tha glare and glitter , M dgo and Ij
Her face was as pure ns Illy bloom
'Nenth a cloudlets sapphire ky.
.Ike tender violets barn in May
Her hark eyes seemed , nod her glossy hair
Wns goldoti as wheat that stands away
In a b tenth o ( summer air ,
Wn p.ttscd the stairs whrro n cupid stood
With leveled arrow on bended bow ,
As sure of his nlm a * Kobln Hood
In the green wood long ago ,
Through n wide portiere with damnsk hung
Wo strayed till wo cainn to n dim retreat ,
Whcru a tropical shrub ita branches Hung
O'er a can0.1 rustic scat ,
And then as wo sat in the scontcd gloom ,
Her talk and laughter tippled along
As clear as n brook through the tufted broom ,
Or a thrush's treble song.
I know I told her she looked as tweet
As n fair blu > h rose ; and then , oh I b
lint was it strange thot cur lips should meet
Inn little lovlugkiis ?
She is married now. DoT pine ) Ah , no ,
1 see by your eyes thut you marvel why.
Would you hear the reason ? Well , bend low ,
Wo are cousins , Madgo and 11
Harvnid Advocate.
At what time was Adam married ? On his
wedding Eve.
When a man marries ho gets a mother-in-
law , luualty. And I I'd when ho trice to un
marry that ho gets a wife-iii-law.
Miss Kogerp , a dauchtar of tha sculptor , is
soon ti bo married in Konio to a colonel in
the Italian army and a man of distinction ,
The average cost of a aarrisgo license In
this country is 81.20 , and occasionally it is
money well invested. [ Hartford ( Conn. ]
Post.
Post.Kov.
Kov. Charles E. Burdctto , a brother of the
Uawkeyo humorltt , was married recently to
Miss Minnie Kuesell , a fellow missionary In
Fatther India.
An engraver's mistake Intoly caused the
bride's parents to say on the cards : "Mr
and Mrs. respcctfi " request your pres
cnts at tlia marriage of their daughter , " etc.
Brides now go to tha altar with the lef I
hand uncovered. This means that when the
husband comes homelate _ be will bo handlei
without gloves. [ L'hiladclpaia Call ,
A Georgia negro , after living ninety-five
years of tingle happiness , foil heir to a smal
fortune and hs been married. Some men
never can stand prosperity. [ Now York
Graphic.
The subject had fallen on wedding toarp.
Ono said : "I'd go to Switzerland. " "I'd go
to Italy , " said another. "Fur my part , " sole
Mile. Tata , "I shouldn't mind where wo wenl
as long as there were plenty of tunnels. "
"You did not dare to epaak to mo in thai
manner buforo I married you , sir ! ' she indig
nantly exclaimed. "No , nor you didn't dare
cjmo cnvcrtintj around mo in curl pipers and
rag carpoi slippers before I married you ,
ma'am ! " ho retorted. Then she cried ,
"Lovo him ? No , mamma , ' ! hate him. The
impudent young scamp.1'
"Then 1 suppose , my dear , you will break
your engagement with him ) "
"No , indeed notI ; shall marry him. "
"Well , well ; I didn't believe you hated him
as badly as that. " [ New York Graphic.
"No , " she said positively , "I cannot marry
you. < Do nota < k mo why , but go. "
"I must ask you why , " he pleaded. "I air
a street car driver at 14 shillings a day and
: an offer you a luxarirus home. Think twice
36fore you ruthlessly cast aside a warm .hearI
like mine. "
liw "Your fortune h ample and your heart Is
warm no doubt , " ahe replied , still unmoved ,
" 'but 1 ss you are a street-car driver I ihuddor
when ? j 1 think how cold your feet must bo. " -
[ New York Times.
Uoth of the editors of Puff were at the wed
ding of Miss Mattie Seitz and Mr. Kuesell
Stewart , Wednesday.
It was a splendid wedding.
The house was a fairyland of flowers
dressed people.
The bride looked the best.
Bo did tha maids of honor.
The bride kissed the editors of 1'nlf.
An the gentlemen looked as if they wished
they were editor ? , too.
The refreshments would bs hard to beat.
We hope to havu fome more weddings ol
that kind to look after. [ Kaston ( Pa. ) Puff
Juvenile )
The editor Btampeth his freezing feet
And rubbeth his hands to keep them warm.
For without Is a frigid , Arctic storm ,
And the radiator gives no heat ,
IIu hen re tli the Icy wind's dull roar ,
And bo siiigeth a llttlo plaintive lay ;
Ho slngeth it night , as well JIB dny ,
To bill collector and tramp and bore.
The editor eingeth it oVr and o'er ,
For ho feeleth the chilly , searching blast ,
And the words of bin song are , Qr&tand Inst ,
, shut that door I"Boston a
Boston 1'jst.
Homo Time.
Some time , sweetheart , our paths will cross
ngiiiu
And I will look nnco more into thlno eyes ,
And feel no more the furrow and thu pain ,
While pott and sweet will sound thy sweet b
replies.
Some time , dear heart , come time , tbough
ocean's foam
And mountains rise between us , wo will
meoir
Thy heart will find within my heart Its home , w
And nil my bitter life will turn to sweet.
JOHN W. "
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MUSICAti AND DKAMATIO.
Scalchi gets $1,003 a week.
MIJe.JVan Hunt P/obably will return to the
Opara Comiqno , iu J'arld , this mouth.
I'ntti seems to lose neither her personal sp
beauty ncr the sweetness of her voice , II
Furech-Madi is a dramatic soprano of the as
same muscular type as Tereslna Singer. ca
Johann Strauss' new opera , "Dor Xiegcun- ra
Uarou , " will be produced in Vienna next an
month , a
Maurice Strakofeh will bring FldfH Devries , b
the great dramatic xoprano , to this country
next a neon.
Furech-Madi is in ono reipect unlike other
priu.a donnas , as she eats , walks and talks the
day she singe.
"A tale of Enchantment " . 'a rehash of "The
Black Crook" Is being done at the Vine street
opsra bouio in Cincinnati.
Next week Liwrenco Barrett goes to Brook' '
lyo.Kdwin Booth goes to NewEogland townr ,
and Henry Irving goes t > Boston.
Mile. Aimee , the opera boufliitwas an elco-
trio girl , Anyhow , an old lady who ( aw her
the atage says aha was "shock i op , "
Mrs , Langtry is suffering from r revere
cold , and ia unabh ) to nppear on the stage , In
consequence of which the Princess theater is
now cloied ,
At the sixth concert of the Brooklyn Phil
harmonic society , on the 28th inat. , tbo first
performance will be given In Kngliih of
Mizt'd "Tbe Legend of St. Elizabeth. "
JA comic called " "
opera "Noah" Is balng prfl-
pared bv a western composer. The scene is
laid In the ark , the text coaeista of minstrel
jokea and tie charaatori are to be interprets !
" "
"and" men.
Alice Oites and her company of burleiquara
doing ft fairbu lnts In "Uobln Hood , " at
Chicago Lyceum. Min Belli Daubl , of
deduct "Seven "
Ituvena" Is
company ,
dancing with the company , pies
Laura Schirmcr , tha pretty Boston comic
opera singer , IIIH been in Italy studying for
four year , but will come home ami sine in
New \orkwlth McCaull this summer. Em
llomeldl ti another American singer , just
back Irom Italy , who wants to ting a lot cf on
dramatic rolei in Italian opera ,
The firat week of tlm lUraroich Gorman
rijit Chicago will ba Monday , "Tann in
hAUiers" Tuesday , "I , Prophefe1' ; Wedncsdny
UoMini's "Tell" ) Thnrfdfty. "J es Hnirnonots'
Friday , "Masaniello" ! SMurday , "Fidsllo. "
The total number of theatres , including
iltces licensed fur theatrical performance' , in
.Jieat Britain nt the end of tlifl year was .T3J ,
competed with 3."S at tli9 end of 1883. Of ox-
"stiug theatrii 1 phcrs of amusement , London
: akej the lead with -40 , Liverpool coming next
with 10
A Now York exchange informs us that n
pular actress' houiehold "now consists of
icrself , her mother , her sitter , her threodogs ,
ber thrco * errant * , and her baby. ' I'o an
actrofs with three dogs a baby must bo an in
tolerable bother nnd burden , and no doubt
eho will willingly exchange It for another dog ,
[ Norrlstown Herald.
A musical wnnder 1ms been discovered at
SJiort ville , N. V Clinton E Letting , n eev-
entson year ild hey , hivs just ooinploted an In
strument made almost entirely with na ordl-
n y jack knife , the compincnt parts bi-ing
wood and an old shoopskm and brais rcedi
made from bra s wire On thi instrument
Letting , who bai never had any musical train
ing , l nWo to play any tune found in the mu
sical books of the day ,
Herr Sannenthnl will leave Vienna on the
LMj lint. , lni ] over olio night in Bremen to
play there , and then sail on the 25th inst. for
this country. Thn engagement is at the Tha
lia theatre. Now York , for fourteen days , and
all the peiformancos will bo by subscription ,
The oeniug ] play will ba "Uriel AoBta. "
Herr Sonnenthal will til y in the title part.
Hn willnleo appear In "Vnter und Sohn , " a
melodrama : 'Tochtor dm Herrn Fabricius , "
a comedy ; "Kean , " a comedy in which Signer
alto appears ; "Fromont , Junior , nnd IMslcr ,
Senior,5' n tragedy ; "Ifamlct1 ; "Ein At
tache. a comedy , and "Mara.ula Von Vill-
mer."a comedy. ills last performance will
bo given on the 21th of Match , and on the
LVitrt Herr Sonnonthal will sail for Europe.
The emp'sror has granted him only five weak '
leave ot absence. It Is iu all probability the
only time that the great German actor will
over visit this country.
InThcso Drcnd Days.
It was a country minister
\Vhocariieduvalijo
Which seemed a little sinister
In eyes of the police.
"What have you got in that 'cro bag S'
A "ooppar" loudly cried ,
The pireon paused tho' loath to lag ,
And simply , sadly sighed ,
Thn peeler forthwith hurried him
Unto the stUion house , 1
Where ho tlio domino with vim
Protested at the chouse.
The bag was opened and they found
No grinniog skeleton
Or dynamite , but turkey sound
Aud ono email demijohn.
MORAL.
In theeo dread days of dynamite
A domino should strive
To keep his ap'ritsout of sight
And lug his fowls alivo.
[ Now York Journal.
DKOPS.
Some persons are of the opinion that in .
few months money will be n drug. Wo are
sorry to hear that. Druirs are high priced.
Dog Heh is pronouncsd palatable by severa
Now York families who have eaten of i !
lately. How their eausage man came to cou
fees is not stated ,
H"Dynamitard ' is the correct AnRlomnnlac
expression for a man who blows up people
with dynamite , but the old word , dastard ,
will do just as well.
The ground hog bullded bolter than the
scoffer ) thought. But it is not | necef sary to
have ths six weeks of winter concentrated in
twenty-four hours.
A Maine judge recently gave a prisoner n
light sentence , sayinz he was entitled to some
consideration for not taking the stand and
adding perjury to his other crime.
"Now , " raid the photographer , taking hold
of the cloth over the Instrument , "are you
ready } " "X'es , " replied the customer. "Well ,
just keep yi ur eye on that sire , " ho said ,
pointing to a legend on the wall , which read ,
"Positively no credit , " and look pleasant.
A California paper tells us of a hen in that
state which recently hatched out "seven
chickens with four l ps each. " It teems to ba
uncertain whetber those chickens arushort on
bodio ? or long on legs. These financial pro
blems are very difticult.
"Havo you weak eyes1 said a lady to an
applicant for a ki'chen position who wore
blue spectacles , "No ma'ain , " paid the appli
cant , "but I scour pots and things EO
thoroughly that the glitter of them hurts my (
sight.- [ Chicago Sun.
"What makes you to late coming to echool
this rnorniiiR ? " asked a teacher in ono of the
New York public school cf a tardy pupil.
"They arrested n burglar on Fifty-eighth
straet , and rna sent mo to the station house to
see if it vrae Pa. "
A genius has Invented
a cushion with a
spiral spring , to bo worn by skaters where it
will do the most good. When n skater who
wears ono of these contrivances sits down un
expectedly and in italics , as it were , the
sprung throws him right on ta his feet again ,
before lie Is fully aware that that there hau
bosn an accident.
Tlio habit which frontier postmasters have
of carrj ing the mail around in the pockets of
their ttousera vexes thu souls of the cowboys.
When ono of the latter species has ridden 'JOO
miles after hit mall nnd is told by the post
master's wife that the postollica Ins gene after
barrel of water and won't bo back for two
days , the "cow-puncher" feels like compliiin-
ing to the government.
Our people will rcmem'jer how bitterly cold
itdc wax lest I-Vidoy mornmtr. That morning a (
delicate woman was seen out at good daylight
chopping wood to make a fire. About aa hour
later her husband , a stout , healtliy , lazy vaga
bond , wai teen to como poking out of the
house , with his hands in his pocket9. If such
an occurrence Is reported t > the Banner cgnin
tbn name of the man will bo printed and a
copy handed to the president of the Tnr and nn
Feathers committee.
lie [
Fcw Mrj. Barnacle went t > ride with Mr. B.
when ] the mercury was at zero. ' 'Why , John
how cold it Is ! Wemustdosoniething for the
hepa
poor. They'll freeze this winter. " When she ?
reached home and had ( at for an hour over
the regiiter , in her eralnkin sacqtio , she exclaimed -
claimed : " .Really John It is not in cold an 1
thought It was , Wo need not hurry lu that
charity matter , " [ Prorldenca News.
"My ton , " s id the old man aj ha wiped his
spectadtH on his cuat-tail'start rlglit when
youstJitin. If you havo'ut ' any money to I
beein on , yon mutt plan to bo appointed an
assignee orrccelver. If you have money , bo
careful how j on Invest it. 'Pole-graph and
railrcad slocks are Rood oncufjh to trade iu
and gold mines acci silver Jlggiag pivo a man
certain i standing in the commercial world , B.of
' . " of
"But what ) " Ct
If you want fat dividends and wanl 'em Ctml
regularly ' and want 'em in clean cull , put ml
your money Into gas stock , the treasurer lia
never runs away , the stock never falls below 811
par and though consumers ever kick , they always - COve
ways como clown with their cash. " [ Wall voH
Street News. H
anmi
A. LiCbsiin From ( ho IMtr , Bt mi
The porker hath more stubborn zest ba
Than any other beast ; ov
If you wouldllmvo him travel west , ovwe
Yau euro most face him fast , bu
It
No blows or oalhs will force hit track ftir
Nor tame his haughty mind ;
tip
But feed him corn and scratch his bock ch
And ho it wondrous kind.
So , neither threats nor strokes will mo\e
The proud Egyptian's wrath
But gentle words andl deeds will provo
The means to turn bis path.
[ Chicago News. ;
B ,
SINGUJjiUliriES.
lic
Teach trees ore b'oomicg In the Santa Ana
valley In Los Angeles county , Oil.
L t year a family of four person ? , at For
Brockton , Maes , , devoured 802 pies , or 'JOOi to
to f ach person. ing
A Jittlfl girl at Wind Gup , Pa. , has e.ir §
that are bant forward and grow fast to the
face. She u > blight and her hearing is very
acute.
The carcaks of a huge whale wa' discovered
the banks of thu Severn in England re
cently. H measured seventy feet aod it *
weight wan utiuiaUd at over forty tons , It
iiippsead to be the largeit that hai stranded
on the ihores cf England within living
memory ,
A m n who was born in Canada , where hit
parents Btl'l ' live arrivod'at Sicjny PIMIW. N.
Y. , the otfer day ocfompRnied by n man
> ear , which ho it exhibiting throughout the
country. His face is covered with a Him
whisker and ho f | > e k In Fifiich. Hl feet
are llko boar's claws and his body MmiUr lo
tlul ol n bear.
There is a fountain al Parker' * Glen , N. Y. ,
which throws water to n hiifiht of sixty feet.
During the cold weather f-o watcr _ has been
allowed to jun , and has been freezing until n
lyrsmid of s 'lid ' ice fiftr foot hlcli h bcsn
oruied. The pyramid is about one hundred
feet in dinmtter at the base nnd about two
at tlio apex.
The largest room in the world tinder ono
roof aud unbroken by pilUri U at St. Peters
burg H Is C2J fret long by 1M ) fret in
bn-A.lUi. . By daylight it l u od for military
diiphyo , and a b ttalon ! caa completely
iian < i > urre In It Twenty thousand wax tapprs
an > required to light It The inof of this
structure is a tirglo atch of iron , and it ox-
hiblls remarkable engineering skill In tlio
arch'lect.
Uecently n young lady at Forest City ,
ra county , Cal. , wlillo fa't asleep got out of
bed , partly drcssod , picked up a lantern and
started for her homo ot Minnetoti. bh
. lasted ( onio lerrlbly bid and steep roads , and
Inally arrived at Kanaka creek , two and a
'mlf ' miles from her starting point , In fafety ,
but just before stepping upon the foot-briilgo
to cross it ho stumblon , and thi- jar woke her
up She comprehended the situation v ry
quickly ! and proceeded , reaching homo some
tune before da.vllght. I'or some days previous
to the above event the girl had been sulfeiing
from homecleknoiF.
Tha now Jowosh temple In Nnw York of
conorcgation under Iho care of llabbi .lonei
will be dodicaled about the mlddlo of March.
Cathollo priests in several Northern Ohio
towns have dented the communion tomorobera
of their churches who visit roller ekating
rinks.
The Mormon temple being erected at Sail
Lake will yet requlrn , jt is asserled , morn than
four jears for its completion , and will cost
$3,000,000.
The Lutheran church in Franco is not a nn >
morons body , having only ulghty-two pastor ? ,
but It is a highly respectable body , and inllu.
enttal in proportion to ita numbers.
Bidiop Fabro , of Montreal has isiued n cir
cular ; to the clergy calling attention to the
dancers which mpiiacJ their Hocks , from at
tending Immoral ulayg and holding private
theatricals.
Ilov. Georfo H. Griflin , for many years
paste' of the Plymouth Congregational
church , Milford , Conn. , linn been uoctedfoc ! _
rctary for New England of the Aniirican
Sunday School union , to succeed thu late Xel
son Kingsbury.
Hosts of neighbors and frlonds called on
Evangelist Uwight L. Moody and hia mother
last Thursday at their homo in Northfield
Mass. , to congratulate the ono on completing
her eightieth year and the other on clueinp his
forty-eighth year.
The Presbyterian church in the Unitet-
Stales at present has fifteen Indian missions
among the following tribop ; Seneca , Chir > -
pewas , Oinabas , Crenkc , Dakota ? , detninolcs
and Ncz Perces. Those mission.s have at
aggrcgato of l'J5b' communicants. They also
have ten schools , with an aggregate of HSl
scholars.
At a meeting held In the Central Uiptisi
church nt Norwich , C'onn. , a letter was roai
from thfl pastor , n-ducing bin salary 20 per
cant. Resolutions of thanks were extended
and the oifor accepted. The reason of thii
step on the part of the pistor was on account
of the depriMcion of business in that section ,
many people having been thrown out of em
ployment.
A church now buildlrg in Michigan Is to
have as scats arm chain * of cherry wood , ma
hogany finished with tilting backs , each chair
being provided with hat , shawl , cloaV , book ,
umbrella , and cano raslr , and a foot rest.
Nothing else seems needed to make a model
church except some doctrine , live Christianity
and a pastor capable of kcepio ? the occupants
of the luxurious chaira wide awaka.nll the
time.
time.The
The annual ctrcuUr giving rules for the ob
servance of Lent iu the Kjmau Catholic die
ceo of Now York has been received by the
priests of the various parishes from Cardinal
McClosVey , and given by them to their con
gregations. But one full meal and a light
evening repast are allowed daily , except on
Sundays , from the ISth inst. ( Ash Wednes
day ) until Easter Sunday ( April -1) ) . Flesh
meat may ba oaten on Mondayp , Tuesdays
and Thursdays , but not on Holy Thurediys
April 2) ) . The aged , Infirm and th so of deli
cate constitution , children , invalids nnd per
sons engaged in exhausting work and women
with nureing children uro not included among
thuBo ordered to keep the fast.
JflllMETIES.
The flagon of the coimnuiou sf rvico belong
ing to the Church of the Advent iu Bobton
was recently stolen.
The Falao Prophet chews tobicco. It mu t
be pretty hard oven for an Arab to worthip a
man who is liable to auk him for a chew of
tjbacco.
"Are you euro you are convertedahked :
Mr. Spurgeon of a devout housemaid. "Dued , {
air , I tliiiilc 1 am , for I sweeps under the bcdd
and in the dark corners. "
A clergyman who preached for a friend sur
prised bin audience and himself by reading at
tin cud of hid usual notices : 'I insist on
your dlnirtf at my house , no matter who m-
vitoj you. " [ Boston Beacon.
" 1'a , who wai Shylock1 ? 1'Aterfamillas
with a look of surprise and horrnr ) : "Grsat
gocdnes' , boy , you attend church and Sunday
idiool every week arid don't know who Shylock -
lock was ! ( iu nd read your bible tlr. "
K. M. Lee , the alleged colored preacher was '
held in § .r > CO for the grand jury In the poliua
court yesterday , fcr obtaining a null , of c othe *
and S15 in cish by means of n false check
From I. Uambergerfc -National [ Kopub-
lean.
Th it quarrel in the O < lent avenue Conpre-
Rational church at East Nnw Yolk , wh'ch ' he-
an lu a highland Illog by a deacon , and
oioadenod into a strott brawl by the full
board of deaont > , has roUpiod into a church
meeting where ull the miitunl chaigro wfio
vithdiuwn , und no lesa than 10 jmbiia apolo
gies were given ,
' 0 , Mr. Smith , " saiil a young lady at a
church fair , " ! want your help fora moment. "
' CerUinly. " replied Mr. Smith ; " what can
do for you ! "
"I IIMO ju t fold a tidy for S15 that cost ID
centp , and I want you to tell me uhat per
centage that IB , "
"A transaction of that kind , my door Miss
B"Bald Mr. Smith , who is u lawyer , "getK out
percentage and iuto larceny , " [ New York
Commercial Advertiser.
The FJp.v. I'enitock , who is one of the com
t tea of three appointed to iireparo an alma
nac for the oxchiilve usu of colored people ,
submitted a urotobt to tha effect tlwt bin two
companions insisted upon having the earth re
volve upon its axis twlca in twenty-four hou ,
! wanted an injunction to restrain them ,
and he hinted th'it such conduct on their liut
merited a public reprimand. ' Brudder I'en-
atock ( , " asked tbo president , "what particular
barm am it gwlne ter do If di world turns
over once in twelve houn ? " Why. fab , do
world can't do it. ' ' "Waul , maybe she can't ,
I feels like givln' her n fair show to try it.
won't i < o any hurt , as I Lin tea , an' It may
! sartln folks to pay their debts an'squar'
on der house rent. Your protest m de
clared outer order. "
AnRomura Itlttcra , the world renowned
appetizer and Invigorator. Uted now over the
whole civlllzjd world. Try It , but beware of
imitations. A k your grocer e > r drnegist for
he Pennine artlcle.manufactured by l > r , J. U.
Siegert & Sous.
Mr. Adolph Ktitro will model tbe free pub
library ho Inland * to give to San Fran
cisco after those of Lelpiiu , Gottlngen und
Heidelburg , Ho already ha 00,000 volumes
it. and will probably Incieano the number
100.0CO , He will also erect a library build
of splendid proportions
Mam. , April 10,1883.
For diseases of the kidnejn , liver ,
blcdder , and urinary organs I received
great benefit from UL'.NT'H [ Kidney and
Liver ] KEMCHV. I iironounco it the
best. " H. W. Payne , Manufacturer
Haiu > eje , Tanks , etc. , 44 ? Main St.
1 rcr from Optntr. * , Hmtnrit mil1'atton , * .
A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE OURE
I'or . Countf , Sure Tlimnl * ] tonr cnrs Influpnm ,
ColtlM * llrtmc'tiltt * , rrmttHVlimiplnff Cough ,
iihi- , I'nln ln C'li .t. ' rth.r
J'rlco so n < titu n iv it v Sni.l . \ t DrngaliM nrnl T > M-
MVrll. . nnal'li t > mrlw , Hi-lnlntln l l < framitlu
( IK Itfnr II" n > mil . . u . f.r . 6"W , . .AVrjirrtuAiirtfM
| XlM , fcy * tutintj vnr itnll.lr tit
nn : ( imnis A. inert. rnniMNY ,
n | > M \ | i , tviin , , ,
IliUlmurr , nnrjunit , V. ( J. A ,
RMtt's Specific tnrcil ino of rheumatism thrra
inonthe Hire , tttor tny rliJMchtiB but evlmuetcil tin It
rcnu'dlot without K li'K relict.
C. 1' . anou\K\R , Atty at LAW , llrunsnlck , On.
I have 1 > coi adllctcd v llh rheumatism ncurlj fort }
vrnrs , and ft low bottles of Swift's Specific cured mo.
It U God scml U tha Miflerlnif.
J. 1) . W.VMF.R , Thomson , On.
1 hlro boon cntlruly rollou'd ( severe rhcumatltn
In my iljthtium by tlio moot Sultt's Sptcillo. a
passed through lost winter without a rclajsc.
Sinxr.i llKnuir.T , Kd. S . CuUhntor , Atlanta , Oa.
TWKNTY YEAIIS.--I had been n sulTeror from
rheumatism twenty yearn ; was ro.ncodtna tkctctnn
ccuM hardly K ° t about , even on crut.'lies. Swllt'
Spoo flo hat cured nio sonmUml well ,
MRS. EZRA MKRSIIO.V , Mncon , Ox
Swift's Srcclflo has rclloxol ino of rheumatism
which at ono tlrao threatened to Mop my mlnlstetla
woik. HKV. W. A. KIRK , Cr , s I'lalns.Ala.
Swift's Spcclflo Is entirely vegetable. Treatise on
ItlooJ ami Skin Diseases tnatloJ free ,
IIIK S\mT Smctno Co. , Atlants , Oa.
CU9-Hcndt\YO tatnti3forOlcbriitcil Medical Works ,
Address , 1It. . ULAHKE , HI. l > . , l8C So4tl.
Clatk Street , CHICAGO. ILL.
C17 St. Charles St. , St. lenis , Mo.
A rpgulnr gi-aJaateof two Me J tew I College * , hnitircn long
fDroied In the t petti ! treatment of OMUOHIC , XiBtoffl , BKIJ
and 11 ioc D Distiftutlinn nj other rcjilclan la l.
u city r i'eri ' thow nod nil old mUrot * knot * .
Nervous Prostration , Debility , Mentel tntl
Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other flec
tions of Throat , Skin or Uoncs , Blood Poi G > o&d ,
Old SorCS and UlCCrs. are treated with unr rMclvd !
lueecKi , OD Inteit reU-ntlSs principle * . fia'elr , Ttlvatclj *
Diseases Arising from Indiscretion , Excess ,
Exposure or Indulgence , * bich reduce B0me or th *
fotloulng cITceUt iivrtoiiiDvH , dctjllity , ilniDe | i or Mitt
nd defective memory , pimples pn the fu , pti } Iral decay ,
ve'Mon to the society of fenialc.ccuru lf of llea.iolc. ,
rcndcriccr Marrinpo Improper or unhappy , * n
rcrmfturffctlyeured , I'arapLItt ( Jfi ( > Bgesontbt ) ) aboxt.ruii
ID eetleil eutflopc , free to nny bJ'lreim. OoncLltfttionattf
Coo or by mall free , and Invited. Write forquuttloni.
A Positive Written Guarantee
glreft In nil car&Mo ta c4. lletltclnes pent cTcrjwbcra.
I'amphlcti , EncliBh or Ocrmaa , 04 paeei , do-
crlbinc above dltcmcu , lu jnal ; or fomali , PtlEE.
fyjARRIAGE GUIDE !
Va pngM. One pl tp . Illuilratwl In elothanJllt tlidlnr ,
&netmouijorfontger lame. ipcr coictn , 25e. Tbli 1 > * < U
eontalDl all tae curloui , doubtful or IliquUltiTe vacl t
kuow , 1 booa of itreit lot rut to all. UuiU Ocacljl ,
ut truueitU U ) >
latu tlio LIVER an. ) KIDNEYS ,
anil jCKHiinu ; TMI : 11KA&TJI
nnd VIQOH of YOUTH. Uj -
] i nsla. WamnTAir "
llKCKtloii , J.acic ol * * . . . . .r- .
onil'l'lry' * v * MliiKal > solHtely
cureil. llono ? , uiiisclesant )
in-rves rccelvo nuwiorcc.
Kr.llvena the iiilnil auU
sujinllL-s 1'.rnl n 1'mvi'f.
SnirurlitKlroiii cuiiiilalnln |
M-M M uuM HMH vw | > OCtll f 'I T tO flll > lk * 61'X Wtf
find in DIU El'JirHIl'S IrtOH TOHIC n mfn uolj
nceiy cure , nUVCBa clear , lioaltliy complexion ,
rrciiuunt ftMcmptsat C"- 'JT/'Hlii > t uiilyadij
ntliupuiularllyonliuorl-liial. | ! Jouot eipcrl
3jcn i fri-tlliuOiiioiNAr.\NulihaT. ;
J.'jlo.i'iur our "DHKaM'tOOK- "
'nil of eUuoua unJ utcful.lo/ciui&uoa ,
;
Srlanger , . . . . .
'jalmbacher , . . . . . . . . . . . . .Bavnria.
Pilsner . . . . . . . . .
Jaiser . . . . . . * .Bniraeu ,
DOMESTiC.
Budyroirier . Si , Louis.
inhauser. . . . _ .St. Louis.
Best's. . . . _ _ _ _ _ . MijTyaukop.
Schlitz-Pilsnor _ . Milwuukoo.
irun'fl ; . Omaha ,
Ale. Porter. Domestic and ilhiae
vVino. D. MAUKBH ,
ISlSFarnamSt.
7onttiut Consumers o
Bidge'n ' Food
irjtl/iiulthc 91. ; ; tl < e
utott ftimoimfil i > iie
tn linn , I > ru'j jit1
ihuulit iietp it , but if
I/MI innnul prneiire
thin tisf of your llnt'j'
lift tend //ic / ain'titnt
with full utlilri'i * In
llWrir/t / , fc Co. , J'til-
mtr , Mats. , ntul Ihry
trill iiricant a con , tt
Hew Anacninents
Warranted 5 Years ,
; SOLD ON KASY PAYMENTS.
as
K. MVKJOT ,
UthMrcct , Outhi ,
The romarknblo growth of Omnhn
dating the last ( on years U m ttoi ol
great astonishment to thoao who pay u
occaalonal visit to this growing city. The
development of the StooV Yards the
necessity of the Bolt Ltnb Road the
finely paved street * the hundreds of now
residences nnd costly basilicas blocks ,
with the population of oar city more than
doubled In the last five years. All this
Is n great surprise to visitors nnd Is the
admiration of onr citizens. This rapid
growth , the business activity , and the
many substantial Improvements madn n
lively demand for Omaha real estate , nnd
every Invostoi has made a handiomo
profit.
Slnco the Wall Street panto Miy ,
with the snbsoqnont cry of hard times ,
there has boon loss demand from specula *
tors , but a fair demand from Invostora
Booking homos. This latter class are
taking advantage of low prices In build.
Ing material nnd are securing their homoi
at much JOBS coat than will bo possible n
year honco. Speculators , too , can boy
real oataf a cheaper now and ought ta take
advanttoo of present prices foi future
pro ts.
The next few yean promises groatoi
divolopmouta In Omaha than the past
Qv > y care , which have been as good M
wo could reasonably dcolro. Now man *
nfactnrlng establishments and largo job *
blug houses arc added almost weekly , and
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many In Omaha and through-
but the State , who have their money In
the banks drawing a nominal rate of
torost , which , If judiciously Invented i
Omaha real oktato , would bring thorn
much greater returns. Wo have mans
bargains -which wo are confident wlJJ
bring the purchaser large profita in the
near future.
We have for sale the finest resi
dence property in the north und
western parts of the city.
North we have fine lots at reason
able prices OH Sherman avenue.l 7th ,
18th , 11)th ) and 20th streets.
West on Farnam , Davenport ,
Cuming , and all the leading streets
in that direction.
The grading of Faraam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible Borne of the finest and
cheapest residence property in the
city , and with the building of the
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty in the western part of the city
will increase in valun
We also have the agency for the
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper-
y in the south part of the city. The
developments made in this section
) y the Stock Yards Company and
the railroads will certainly double
ho once in a short timn.
Wo also have some fine business
lots and some elegant inside resi
dence ? for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
some good bargains by calling _
REAL ESTATE
BROKERS.
213. South 14th St
Bet.roea Farnhnra and
P. S. Wo nsk those who have
property for sale at a bargain to ( jive
a collWp wont only bargaino
Wo will positively not handle property
orty at more than its real value.
fclli irtJillll I Ma.