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Black la Iho leading color in hosiery.
Butter-coliir is a favorite for evening drcrs.
* Sill : Blockings tango frcm $2.10 to $2 ? a
pai
Cardinal nnd dark blue are very fashion
able.
Striped and ploid clockings are quite out ol
style.
1'iRiirod Chinese tilka are used for the entire -
tire drees.
An o [ > ern capo Is of white swansdown with
a i > nlo blue down border.
Colored JITBOVH are trimmed with cascades
of lace of the Bauuo shade.
Gold brncolots have turquoise forget-mc
nets with diamond ccntros.
In lieu of sealskin jackets , thort mantles of
sealskin will bo worn this season.
Lace pins in tlio form of three or four-leaved
clover are studded with emeralds.
Muffs are sold to match capes , fichus , col
lars nnd pelerines of peal or other furs.
A superb brooch is n cata-eyo surrounded
by diamonds of great size and brilliancy.
Among new lining furs comes a long ,
crinkled , white lloecy fur called Chinese ,
Bronze nlinpers and royal cardinal silk hose
are popular for afternoon wear at homo.
Cairngorm jewelry ia shown by the leading
houses. It is to bo bad in a vnrloty of slinpes ,
Old cak is the latest craze for the furniture
nnd wood finishing of certain parts of the
house ,
Ten aprons have dainty little bibs and
pockets , and are embroidered in floral pat'
torus ,
White evening coatumea are trimmed with
silver or gilt braid , and \\ith white , gray or
brown down.
Ncckletpjof velvet satin , metal and all sorts
of materials are worn by women , young girls
and children.
Long sealskin cloaks , half tight at the back ,
with loose fronts and wide sleeves , are
trimmed with otter.
All fashionable wraps , long or short , are
held in at the waist line in tha bask by straps
of ribbon or clastic.
"Velvet collars , tinned down or standing ,
nro very fashionable. Jabots and gilets of
lace are worn with them.
The now broeadei nro on silk grounds in
stead of satin. Anibeequo designs take precedence -
cedenco of those of flowers or leaves.
For the coming season velvet effects of silk
grounds or silk muslin will be fashionable in
Clack silk goods. Grenadine will not bo worn.
* Tiny diamond poke bonnets in which are
faces cut of moonstone , with pink tinsel Ret
beneath the translucent stone to give the flesh
tiuts , and diamond toadu and tortoises are
some quaint fancies for broaches.
It Is said that if a teaspoonful of mustard is
mixed with wa".or and molasses , which is
usually poured over Lmked beans , there is no
danger of the Btoinnch being distressed after
eating them.
Now that small bonnets and toques are so
generally worn , a broad-brimmed Gainsbor
ough hat upon a lady's head , especially If she
bu young and pretty , renders the wearer
doubly attractive ,
A grey felt hnt with tinned up pointed
brim is faced witb bottle green satin. Large
bows of the green satin , ornamented with gold
pins , are placed in front. Two full ostrich
plumes , green and gray mixed , falling over
the left side just back of the point complete
the trimming.
The handsome articles of furnitnra which
ara part cabinet and part bookcase are made
still more ornamental if a braij rod ia put
across the space left for books , and a curtain
of plush or velvet is fastened to it by email
rings. The curtain should be drawn grace
fully toward ono side , not hiding many ol
the books.
Smelling bottles nro in beautiful design ; a
double one of oxidized silver in Persian form
haa the ground of tiny daisies in repousse
work , upon those are sprays of lillies of the
valley. This unique article is valued at S1GO.
One of rock-crystal finely engravedi with
rock-crystal stopper set in gold , is magnifi
cent. It is about five inches long and costs
S175.
S175.floral
floral fringes , sprays , trails , garlands , and
pingle llowcrB are used in profusion not only
in dresses of lace nnd tulle , but also on satins ,
brocades and velvets. _ In the latter case ,
thoy'aro certainly not in plnce , but the fact
remains that they are fashionably worn as a
proper garniture for velvet. Moulded velvet
lowers aud leaves applique on net and used
as a garnlturo for evening toilets nro consid
ered the height of artistic elegance.
A broad crumb omelet is excellent if served
with roast lamb or veal ; one pint of bread
crumbs , n largo spoonful ef parsley , rubbed
very line , half of a tiny onion chopped fine.
Beat two cgga light , add n teacupful of milk ,
a trace of nutmeg , and pepper and salt liber
ally ; also a lump of butter the size of a small
egg. Mix all together , and bake in a slow
oven , on a buttered pie plate ; when light
brown , turn it out of the pl.ito and eervu at
onco.
In the Cas8elGermanynatural [ history mu
seum are specimens of the wood of COO differ
ent Kuropoan trees , made up in the fonn of a
library. Each specimen is in the shape of a
volume. The back is formed of the bark , the
sides of the perfect wood , and the top of the
ynung wood , with narrow rings , the bottom
of old wood , with rings wider apart. When
the volume is opened it is found to bo a
little box , containing the flower , seed , fruit
and leaves of the tree , either dried or Imitated
in wax ,
A lady recently made an exceedingly novel
and pretty fan , which ha carried at a small
fancy dross party , A largo begonia leaf sup
plied the model , which wna first made in htout
.Bristol board and then covered with pale
olive green plush ; tho' veining bejng done in
delicately tinted paints in exact imitation of
tbo arteries in the begonia leaf. The edcos
were neatly joined , and tlio handle being
nicely twisted with green satin ribbon , it only
remained to pin a bunch of small begonia
buds of the natural leaf to this tasteful
looking fan ,
Excellent corn bread la made of two eggs ,
the whites and yolks beaten separately , and
very light , one pint of corn meal , a good lump
of butter about the size of half an egg. ono
quait of boiling milk , half a teaapoonful of
salt , put the lump of butter into the hot milk ,
then while stirring witb one hand scatter the
meal in with the other , a little at a time , so
Uut there will bo no danger of lump * , when
entirely smooth add the yolk and then the
white of the eggs. Have a bread pan well
buttered , pour the mixture into it , and bake
in a quick oven.
Nuxt to white , which has been Immcnsly
popular thus far this season , pink has been
the favorite hue for ball dresics , and of thin
exquisite color there are some new shades el
bhuli ; ese and shell pink that are exception
ally lovely nnd becoming , The 'sprinkled
tulles , ' as they are called , whether the orna
ment ) are gold and diver flowers , U-edi ,
chenille , or little tufta of silk , are by no mourn
confined exclusively to pale colors. Gold and
liver dots on pale pink or blue were at fust
quite popular , but they were quickly imitated
in flimsy nnd cheap tnrlotans , and BO lost all
favor ,
PEPl'EllMiNI DIIOPS.
Burglars who break Into grocery stores this
winter complain that tbe plea are no longer
young ,
The new United States tonator from Cali
fornia U the Hon. Mr. S. ? ? S.-Pluadelphla [ !
1'reis.
It was a deserter who laid : "I'd rather bo a
coward all my life'than be a coipse fifteen
minute * .
The man who bets a hat on election In
Mexico had better ( ay fomelhing about the
price. They make hats down there that sea
for SCOO.
l'ost.igo on a pulr of tliocs j at the rate ot
ciders
and a Chicago girl
ono cent an ounce ,
her font gear to bo sent by freight.
"Promises are hko pie crujt , made to ba
broken , " says the old adoge. but this saying
originated before railway plo was invented.
[ Texas SIftitiff. ,
"Promises are like pia crust , made to bo
broken , " says an old adage. The man who
originated that paw evidently never tackled ft
wrdlng hoit'o plo. - [ Lowell Citizen.
"There nra Vo.l and b d points about this
cclfco , " said the boarder in a judicial tone.
"Tho good point is that there ii no chlckory
in it ; the bad , that there Is no colfeo in it. '
The son of an llngheh peer , It Is nalil , is
employed as a car starter t a depot in 1 Itts-
burg. Ho does very well In the prmIt-on for
a man uhoso ancestors never did anything but
l af.
The thermometer at Savannah , Ga. , fell to
3D0 and It was called a "blizzard. " The thermometer -
momoter at Pierre , Dakota , rosa to czro and
the Piorroites congratulated themselves on the
"January thaw. "
A St. Louia man , an American , who was
captured lost fall by Italian brigands , has
just returned to ilita country minus an oar.
It is supposed that ono of the brigands want
ed material for a satchel [ Philadelphia Call.
When rapid transit is finished , Brooklyn
married men will have to invent now excuses
for being hnmo Uto. With the bridge and
the elevated road n Brooklyn man's llfo Ii being -
ing made n hideous dream. [ Brooklyn limes
"Does the shining steel blade which I hold
in my hand canto excruciating pain ? "
Inquired the Oil City barber.VhnU" "I
aikod if the razor hurt you. " "Is it a razor ? ' '
"Of course it is. Why ? " "I thought it was
a saw. but If you are euro it is a ra/.or , go
ahead. "
Penitentiary Official If you have any
trade , prisoner , Plato it. and we'll put you to
work at it. Prisoner ( just entered ) Well ,
bos" , 1 was bruug HP as a bartmider , aud I'd
like to work at that. He was put tc the bars
of the casting pot of the foundry , as the near
est mode of accommodating him. [ Iluntsvlllo
( To * . ) Item.
A Florida young man who bought a pair of
shoes that were too small far him stuffed them
full of beans and water and left them over
night. In the morning ha found them three
sizes too largo , while the floor was covered for
several yards mound with gigantic swollen
beans. Wo advice Chicago thee dealers to
have this item htereotyped and pasted In
pvery cair of ehoea they sell.-Burlington [
Frea Press.
On the Boston Street Caro.
Diearily dawned the heavy day
And the hSurs crept wearily by , _
And the raw east wind from the dismal bay
O'erclouded the dull gray sky.
But the summer of hope shone in his face ,
For the boy was bravo and young ,
And the day crept by at a funeral pace ,
And the passing houw were rung.
And thn old days wont and the now days
came ,
And the weeks went limping past ;
Old Time was spavined , Ktennty lame ,
But the end must come a't last.
So wrinkled and blind , and white ai snow ,
When life's long race was run ;
Ho reached the place where he started to go
When his hall-mile journey begun.
Oh , woo is the man in Bostn town
Who climbs on the cars to ride ,
For he'll think that the town , when ho gettoth
down ,
Is four hundred thousand miles wide.
[ Boil BuniElTE.
BUJSICAIj AND DUAMAIO.
Lewis Morrison will join Henry Irving's
company next season ,
Margaret Mather now has an interest in
Haverly's theatre , Chicago.
BThe Howard Athentcum in Boston is to bo
rebuilt upon a costly Hcale.
Miss Harknoss , an American violinist , is
now touring Austria with great success ,
Great success is attending the engagemenl
of ICdwm Booth nt the Fifth avenue theatre.
Maurice Strakosch proposes to bring Mmu.
Fides Dovries to this country for a tour next
season.
The Now York Star Theater is understood
to bo m the market at the price of upward ol
$230,000.
London dudes lament that Lillian Hussol !
has grown too stout to further command theii
romantic interest.
Mme. Januschowsky 13 Hinging Prince
Methcsalem'a part in Boston with tin
McCnuIl company.
Manager Abbey is already engaging the
company to support Mary Anderson in bet
American tour next season.
Mile. Van Zandt will shortly lead a season
of French opera in London as prima donna in
"Lakme , " "Mignon" and "Mirella. "
The corps do ballet of the Paris Grand
Opera comprises 1,027 women , and seme ql
them , incredible as it may seem , are beauti
ful.
Ellsler is to start out starring in May , with
a now play written expressly for her. She will
bo supported by her husband , Krauk Weeton ,
as leading man.
Clara Louise Kellogg sang bef era the Prince
ton students one night last week. Vfo believe
she also sang before some of the Princeton stu
dents were horn. [ Springfield Union.
8 The sheet-iron curtain gets a great deal of
credit as a modern contrivance , yet it is really
no novelty at all. Thirty yoais ago Jake
Johnoon , the stage carpenter tof the Boston
museum , put an iron curtain in place in that
historic house ,
Female violin players liavo become fashionable -
able in Europe since Von Bulow made Mil.
Neruda famous by calling her a violin fairy.
The latest hit is that of JNlIss Nettle Carpou-
ter , an American , who is playing in concerts
with Sims Reeves.
Aftsr vowing for many years that she
would never sing in "La Traviata , " fair
Emma Abbott haa finally succumbed , andnp
peared as Yioletta in San Francitco two weeks
ago. The performance was the moet success
ful of the cntuo season ,
Mrs. Agnes Booth's eons have both made
their debut ou the professional fitngu at tha
Grand opera hnuso In New York the oldeit ,
recently as the Foreman of the Jury in "Col.
Sellers , " with Mr , llaymond and the
est , as the call boy in "JSi ouche , " with
Among the workingwomen ( f I'aris there
are 1,027 who earn their living a ( .ballet danc
ers at the opera , receiving wagf varying from
& 225 to S376 a year. Ueside-a t.ils , Iho man
agement furnishes the ladies w ) , h every requi
site , except cold cream and rice powder.
The annual sum paid for and to the ladies
of the ballet la considered to amount to § 850-
000.
000.London
London Is striving to be the most musical
of all capitate. Concerts are as plentiful as
tha stars in the heavens. But the very latent
variety Is the musical table d'hote. The Hoi-
born restaurant was tha pioneer in this sort
of entertainment , nnd the Adelpbiaud Criter
ion restaurants have promptly followed its ex
ample. Dinner at a fixed price , with English
HOURS aa an aid to digestion , are proving quite
attractive.
"Halstrom , " in the New York Times says :
Poor George 0. Mllti , ex-parson , ex-actor , ox-
lecturer , ex-almost everything , I see that he
has gone to pieces on an unapprcciativu pub-
he once more. I remgrndcr the genial George
some years back , He was on a free excursion
with Henry Ward Boecherup in the Catskill
and lie scratched his lip or met with some
other similarly extraordinary accident , He
Implored me not to rush into print and alarm
the public. I yielded The next day a
Brooklyn paper told all about the horrible
dlsatter in a half column of adjectives. And
the signature to the story detailing It was
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SINGUJjtlUITIIDS.
Sharks have'eyelida , whalca have none ,
California produces figa which meaxuro over
eight inches in circumference ,
A pearl haa been found on the WesternAus-
trallau coast valued at 20,000.
It haa been discovered that crows Imvo no
lem than twenty-seven different criej , each
distinctly referable , to a different action.
P. T , Barnum is likely at an early day to
be blessed with , the care of an Infant Jumbo ,
and Biidgepwt , Goun , , is duly excited nt the
irospect of § uch an extraordinary addition to
ho brute census ,
In a ( loop test boroatBloomington , Indiana ,
L'otidam sandstone h s been reached at a
depth of 2 , If,0 feet. It Is supposed to bo the
stratum of fine ( tone which crops out In Mich-
gannnd eUouliere.
Kvcry EP JIM furnished exnmplesof persons
sweating blocd. H is most common , in fe
males , especially in nervous and hysterical
women , and Is most frequently produced by
e mo overwhelming inflntal emotion , making
; lie nemo of Mich peiturbing passions us terror
aiiRuith mid despair.
The Urge t bridge In Iho world crosses
Lake roncliaitrniii , nt Now Orleans , and ia
twenty-two miles in length. H is trestlework -
work , on piles , and is made cf cypress wood
which was first saturated with creosote oil.
which render * it impervious to moisture nnd
proof ngaimt the attack of barnaclee.
A mountain explorer Juit returned from
Asia states tint during a four months resi
dence ) nt a height of more thin lo.OCO feet
nboM- that Ids pulee , noimally sixty-three
beats per minute , tddom fell below 1UO beats
per minute , and his respirations were often
twice M numerous as at ordinary levels.
A now building material a mixture of
cork , filhca and lime Is coming into exten
sive use in ( leimany. It has the advantage
of keeping out heat and cold , and is nhn
claimed to bo an excellent pu'vpnlive of damp
and deadener ot aonnd. It it substantial ,
light and durable , and seems to bo especially
adapted for ceilings and wall linings.
The number of plant specimens known at
botanists has bcon placed at JIOO.OOO , but il
seems there aw many still lunknown. Lasl
summer > n English botanist made an exciir
slon of but fifty miles Into the mountain !
from Canton , China , and of the 820 specimeni
procured , fifteen proved wholly BOW t <
science.
A Galnsville , Georgia , family named Smith
is thoj possessor of nn old-timo clock , whicl
kept good time for twenty-live years , up t <
about six years ngo , when it stopped , and n <
amount - f fixing could Induce Its pendelun ti
work. Several weeks ago , the husband beini
confined to his bed with a fatal disease , tin
long forgotten clock at midnight pealed fortl
tliu hour of 11 ! The clock did not tick , bu' '
stood as silent as before. ] 'reci ely twelvi
days afterward , and on the twelfth honr , Mr
Smith died.
Courting in a CtUtor.
If your lieart with love is laden
For Urn girl acre s the way ,
And you wish to win the maiden ,
Take her lidlng in a sleigh.
It will put her in a llutter
And you'll make an easy mash ,
For within a dashing cutter
You can surely cut a da h
Besides , in a sleigh , wherever you go
You needn't haye fear of the tcautifuls "no.1
r Jackson's Jingles ,
RELIGIOUS.
Mr. Spurgeon haa started .for Mentono , fo :
a period of rest and restoration.
llev. K. 1' . Hammond is conducting n sue
ccssful revival iu Wellington , Salpp , Eng
land.
Bishop Ilendrickson , of Khoda Island , ii
ia poo&health und will soon pa south to re
cuperate , *
The salary of Francis Aibury , the fire
Methodist bidhop in this country , was 564 anc
his traveling expenses.
The centenary thank-offeiinps of the Moth
odlst Episcopal church , south , at last report :
ammountedto 81,107,010. An effoitwillb
made to roach two millions.
The now ] ? oman Catholic church of St
Paul the Apostle , at Ninth avenue and Fifty
ninth street , New York , which is the larges
church in the country , except the cathedra
on Fifth avenui , was consecrated with elabor
ate ceremonies , iu which Archbishop Corn
gan , Archbishop Kyan and twelve bis > hop
took part. The church was built by th
Paulist Fathers at a cost of about S2GO.OCO.
The First Presbyterian church at Thomp
eonvillo , Conn. , celebrated the fiftieth anm
vursary of its Sunday school last Frida ;
night , and dedicated a new chapel. Three d
the original founders and eight pupils wer
present. A debt of $1,500 was more thai
provided for iu twenty minutes.
The English Baptists report 1,001 churches
2,891 chapels ; sitting , accommodations. 882 ,
503 ; 1,434 pastors , and 384,013 Sunday echoo
pchonrs ] , with 39,035 teachers. This is an in
crease since last year of 25 churches , 7/J37 sit
tings , 19 pastors. 29,212 Sunday school schol
lard and 1,037 Sunday school teachers , and ;
decrease of 32 chapels.
The Jewish Times says : ' 'We are- now am
always have been in favor of the greatest toleration
oration in religious matters , but wo beltov
that a line may bo reached , to step beyoni
which is a violation of moral law , of conscienc
and true manhood. This line is reached whei
wo come to infringe upon the sacred Jcwisl
Sabbath , with traditions set in solemn convic
tions.1'
As an interesting historic fact relating t
the introduction of Methodism to Salem
Conn. , Mr. H. B. Kaybold , of Sllverton
Ocean county , N. S. , forwards the following
copied from the manuscript diary of the Ilev
Richard Swain : Fourth day , November 14
1702 : Went and preached the first tw <
Methodist sermons that was over preached ii
Salem , and , as there was much people and th
house Email , there was another kind man tha
opened hia doors for preaching the next time
and I was kindly entertained by a Presbyter
inn family , I think we shall eeo good don
hero.
A. Crank iu tlio Bnrborjs Clmir ,
I'm only a barbarous barber ,
A butt ( or the jokes of the press ,
To most men no malice I harbor ,
Such matters could never distreFs.
There's one who embitters cx'stenco '
And fills mo with eorrow and care ,
With his surly , ill-natured parsiitonco ,
The crank m the barber's chair.
I ewoar by the wig of my father ,
By the switch of my mother-in-law ,
By my razor , my biush and the lather
I raise when I'm shaving a jaw ,
I'll slash him , and carve him and oat him ,
I'll pull him around by the hair ,
I'll baste him with bay-rum and beat him ,
That crank in the barber's chair ,
I'll gag him with soap and I'll choke him ,
I'll ekln him and cut oil his nose :
With my shears I'll wllup and poke him. .
From his forehead clean down to hia toes ,
Then I'll ' swallow my razor and strop ,
To end my barbaric despair ,
Then you'll lay me down next to tha chap. .
The crank in the harbor's chair.
chair.W.
-W. S. C ,
IBIWETIES.
" Triplets should be baptised in the Trinlta
riau faith.
Prayer-books are made with a bouquel
bolder on tire outside in which to place BOHR
white flowers ,
Tahnigo'a pews rented for more than
Beecher'a. Comedy ia more profitable in those
days than tragedy.
An avalanche in the Ilautoa Alpea crushed
a church the other day in which n number ol
parsons wore worshipping. What would have
been eaid had it been a theatre !
Did the diseased die under suspicious clr
cumstances ? " asked a coroner of a rural wit
net * . "Naw , he didn't ; he died in the watei
under the ice.- [ Providence News.
The United Presbyterian believe ! that :
person can live and dia a Christian without
knowing it. But a more important queBtior.
It , Can a person live anJ die a Christiana with
out somebody else knowing it ?
Parson Whangdoodlo Baxter distinguished
himself once more at tha funeral of an aged
colored man : "Our deceased brtidder wm
married fcah times during his life , " bald
Whangdoodle , "but only one ob de widowi
am BO fortunate as to be able to survive Inn
long enough to be present on dla hoah solemn !
iou ocaihun. " [ Texas Sittings.
Some of the English church papers hav <
been reproducing the results of hymn-learning
by certain not very well-taught children !
"Ilia thorns compose BO rich a crowij" is ren
deied "Hawthorns compose BO rich a crown '
"Hast all our fathers led" comes ont "JIai
stole our father's lead ; " and another line , thi
origin of which can not be traced , is "He favi
some briu < a Iniforo bo burst , "
An Evangelist named Kirl recently held
revival m Virginia City , Nov. He didu'l
convert the people up to the standard wuallj
in force here , but be did very well consider
ing , At one of the meetings a gambler' ; wife
arose to testify to the good elfect he was hav
inff on the community , "Why , " the said ,
'before Hrothcr Varl came hora my huslwnd
nod to run n reg'lar brace , but now , thankl
to Brother Karl's Christian teaching , hos
Icaling as square a game a1 * there is In v it-
glnia City.-f Denver Opinion.
Always Took Ills Vnrt.
When e'er at school SOUK' bigger boy
Would pound mo 'till I'd smart ,
My brother'd jump into the fray
And kindly take my pnrt.
When o'er at home our mother gave
To M each half a tart ,
My brothor'd pet mo oil nlono
And kindly "take my part.1
- [ Jcf Joeljn , in Kvansvlllo Argm.
UONNtmiiYlilTlES.
Tom Thumb's vsidow has her eye once more
on matrimony.
A newly-married couple at Banpor wore so
ba h'nl that they would not allow the oventto
be published In the papers.
Miss Hooper , only daughter of Mr. Wil
liam Hooper , of Cincinnati , is snid to 1)3 en
gaged to a eon of the Counters Pouttales , of
Parts.
"A Boston girl is going to marry Professor
Kdmundi , one of the men who devised zone
standard time.1 The marrlngo will bo n hap
py one if come fiendish poragraphist dce n't
rush iu with the remark that the professor is
anxious to call her is zone. [ Norristuwn Her-
kid.
kid.A farmer came over from Canada to Uochrs-
tnr , and , falling in love with a pretty waiter
girl , tent her , on his return , &IOO to go to
Canada and marry him. The young woman ,
however , does not return his love , nud , at
latest advices , has not returned his money.
[ Boston Transcript.
"Tho man that I marry , " tald Clara , "must
bo handsome , rich , brave , clever aud good-
tempered. " "But how will you discover that
ho possesses all those iimilitlttt" " 1 can see
for myself if ho is hauntomu ; and can easily
a'OTtatn if ho is rich. 1 don't eo much mind
about the others. "
] lore is a marriage notice from n Quebec
newspaper : "D'Kntremont D'Kntrcmont
At St. Peter's church , West Pubnico , Decem
ber tilth , by Kev. William Mcheod , Dennis
D'Kntremont , the eleventh child of Domin
ique D'Entremont , to Sarah. ) . D'Kntrcmont ,
also the eleventh child of Finncls J. D'Kn
tremont. "
Nicholas Van Horn , a well-to-do farmer and
widower , of HttbcrBhan , Gn. , and the father
of two children over thirty years of age , mar
ried on Monday Miss Ivy , a cnild of twelve
During the ceremony the child began to sob _ ,
when the old man patted her on the head in a
fatherly manner , and wiped away her tears
with Ilia bif bandana.
The Small Boy's Slide.
The small boy takes his sled
And hies him to the hill ,
With many a sinilo ,
To elide awhile ,
But an of old
Ho catches cold ,
And for a mouth quite ill
He has to stay in bed.
[ Chicago Sun.
AMONG THE AGED.
David Dudly Field will bo eighty In Fob
ruary.
The wifa of Norman Lovoll , the lately de
Sensed king of the largest bands of Gypsies ic
this country , died last May at the ago o
ICO.
ICO.Mrs.
Mrs. Carpenter , a lady of Durham , Me.
died last week , aged 84. She was the first U
die of a family ot seven , whose ages averagec
81 years.
The reason that Mrs. Sarah Lord , of Nortl
Berwick , Maine , lived to bo nienty-nint
years old may be that until four years ago she
never saw a train of cars.
Mrs. Susan Ferguson , who died last montl
near Portland , Maine , is known to have beer
a hundred years old , and believed to liuvobeei
a hundred and six.
Four English judges still pursuing the !
judicial labors into venerable old age ar
Vice Chancellor Bacon in his 87th year
Judge Petersdorf ! in his 85th and Judg
Hulton and Judge Bayloy each In his 83c
year.
| ISylyiaDuboico , a negress.who celebrated he
llGth birthday last August lives in destitu
tion on the bleak summet of Lowland moun
tain , Now Jersey , and is believed to bo th
oldebt person in the United States.
A CARD. To.ill u ho arc suffering frame Cor
and Indigestions of jimth , nerxous weakness e&il ;
decay , loss of manhood , etc. I nil ! send a reccip
that will euro you Fltnn OF CHAHQE. This jrea
remedy was discov cred by a missionary to Soutl
America. Send eelf-addrcseed emclonu to KEV. Jo
SKi-ii T. IMIAN Station "D. " New York.
An export base ball player tried tc
catch a ball thrown from the top of the
Washington monument , but w.ia unable
to hold it. So great was its velocity
that it dented the ground like a cannot
ball.
DunKnu's SALAD IIIESSINO & COLI
MBAT-SAUCK for all kinds of salads , lish
eatables , and cold meats. Cheaper am
butter than homc-mado. No Banco erjua
to it was over offered.
The ladies should understand thai
frith the opening spring , with Ita fresh
leafage and lovely flowers , the only fit
ting costume for the trlcydu is the
bloomer.
YOUNGMBN ! KE/VI / > THIS.
TUB VOLTAIB BELT Co. , of Marshall , Mich. ,
offer to send their celebrated EtKCino-VoL-
TAIO BELT and other KI.KOTIHO Ari'LiANOKS or
trial for thirty days , to men ( young or old ]
afllicted with nervous debility , loss of vitality
and manhood , and all kindred troubles. Also
for rheumatism , neuralgia , paralysis , and
many other diseases. Complete restoration to
health , vigor and manhood guaranteed. No
risk is Incurred as thirty days trial is allowed.
Write thorn at onca for illustrated pamphlet
free.
The Bon Homrao , Dakota , homo mla-
aionary llva in a log structure that was
built for a whisky abop , was then trans
formed into a einoko honso for hams and
bacon , and next became a clergyman's
studio.
Angostura. Blttcra , the world renowned
appetizer and invigorator. Used now over
the whole civilized world. Try it , but beware
of imitations. Ask your grocer or druggist for
the genuine article , manufactured by Dr. J ,
G B , Siegert & Sous
Twenty European tnoatrcs receive
state aid in eums ranging from $35,000
to § 100,000 a year.
Ilorslord'o Acid :
IK BKASICKNE8H.
Pr.or. ADOLPU OTT , Now York , nays :
"I mod it for eenaicknooii during an
ocean passage. In most of the cases ,
the violent symptoms which characterize
that disease yielded , and gave way to a
healthful action of the functions 1m-
pairod.
Pendulums of clocks wore Invented In
1G41.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
SKIN UIBK&HKH CUHKI > ,
By Dr. Frazler'a Maple Ointment. Cures
If by magic : Pimples , Black Heads or Grub
Blotches und Eruptions on tha face , leaving
the ekin clear and beautiful. Also cures Itch ,
Salt Uliourn. Sore Nipples , Sere Lips and old ,
Obstinate Ulcers Sold by druggists , or
mailed on receipt price. CO centa , Bold by
Kuhu & Co. and 0 , F. Goodman.
In many counties In Tennessee there
are no carriage roads , and horseback is
the only mode of locomotion.
. *
Var Thront DIHCIIHCH and COUUIIH
BKOWN'B UiiONOHiAL TUOCHEB , like all really
GOOD thingf , are frequently Imitated , Tliu
QKNU1NB AUK bOtl ) ONLY 1V 1SOXKH.
In a limestone/ quarry , sixty feet be
neath the surface , a human jaw-bono wa
recently found , being of great size and In
a perfect state cf preservation ,
I'rcf from Oplnltt , I ii
A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE
I'or Ooiitli , Rore Tliraiit , HonrmirM , InHm-iu
Col.l * . llrnnclillK Crmip , N hooping Cough ,
Atllinui , liiln > , l'nln ln I'lunt , ! ftl >
Itflr th.lit.'rthc-TllMMll " ' "I I.ut\ff .
1'rlco RO cent * n twttlo 9oU ! > v PrnicltUnn4 IVnl-
era J\irllri tinnblt I" native iMrdniln lnf > r > nnjinu
irtll rnrl > > r > niiillr < rr rrt rilnMus.t.riirttschargt *
til it tittino one itntMr ti >
THE ( II U1U S A. A OI
tuU } 0 Tr M i
llnlltmorr , it , VJ. fl , I.
rrom o\p ° ricnco 1 thinkSnid's Spcclflo iiarry
t-alunblo reincily lor cutaneous diseases , and nt the
sumo time tin InvlcotntlnR tonic.
JAMFS JAChSov , Chief Justlro ol Qa ,
Athnta.Scpt. ISgli
INOCtltATKI ) POISON.-Altcr trylns all th
ether rpmcdles.Stt Ift'a Srociflo has cured mo Bounc
and cllul a terrible blood lolion o iitr Acted I re in
nurse. MRS. T. W. l.SE , Qreen\ille , Ala.
POISON OAK. A laily liotc has been ciitlrcl
cured o ( ] olson oak | nlsonln the IHO of t\\o bottle
ol S. S.S. H. S. UliADloRU.Tiptcinlllc , Tcun.
ULCKIIS 26 YKAIIS. A member ol my churcl
h s been cured ol an u'ccratuleg \ ol 2S years statul
Inz with t " bottloiot S ill's KpccclHc.
1' . II. CKVM : Lv-R , Tutur Moth , Ch. , Macau , Oa.
S lIt' Spc inch entirely > Cfrctablo , Trcatlie on
Illood and Skin Ulscaecs mailed Irco.
ThoSwiKTSrHcincCo , UraucrS , Atltnta Gao
160V. . S3d St. , N. Y.
_
* PSend two stamps for CVlpbratcd U cdlcalWorki ,
Address , r. I ) . CI AKKU , Jtl. . , aBS Soull.
Clark Street , CHICAGO , ILL.
J HUM n ( > nmrr
llnunyniutMIt
It tIKTd'H itll
ImniH-'tfi itlj. '
\\riti H n inutu
cr lliimlrnlKof
p nillartiMuno.
, , . - -
nlnln , us well as thoio trom leriitnblc | ib\r1duii
throiiKlimit tluibnlo t' H .testify to tlu'wortb of
HORLICK'3 FOOD TOR INFANTS AND INVALIDS !
ItrqulrcH no cookliiK. Jlc t food In lipalth or Kick-
. 4ftinlTfictH. ( ) Ily nil drnirviHtK Hook t- .
's I.-JMHI c < r. . KiTciT * , * .
il ou rocclit ) of jitlcu iu M tuui > 3.-i
WEAK , UNDEVELOPED JARTS
OK.TIIK1UIMAN HOilV KMiAU(3ii : > . 1HV < T
n i n n n t 1 n n g rn nln'iii i i m ptr. .
quirioH\yo _ _ wiUfcflv _ that. lhn-ui iioiwii < 'i 'noiluirii-
InigfilioiitthifCj OntliB rnnt"rnr\ TiuU > 'rtiM'r jini
\fryjijgily ) iiiclorspd.Ljli'H'rPhtmlJJH'r ' nns i iimv nti
pnnloti ciriMilnr * * i nrtipiilnrs iiv 'nihlr p
G17 St. Charlps S . , St. I-onls , 3Fo ,
{ iBftgeii In the spcemtreatiueJtof CHUOMC , I'tirm * HXI
and Hi. no DisiAitathnn iu other ljy ) Irtaa la > t. I-ccL ) ,
u city tM'cri ' show ana ml old residents know.
Nervous Drcstratfori , Debility , Mental ? n4
Ptiysical Weakness , Mc-rcurial and other Affr"-
Itons of Throat. Skin or Bones , Blood Poisoning ,
Dill SorcS 2nd UlCCrs , nro trea-l ! with uui'ralilji
taccru , nn latcit * clcntltlo prlncir'n'i. Safely , rrhi' ly.
Diseases Arising frum lndlscrctionf xcc& %
Exposure Or Indulgence , * hlrh protluee 'ome of tin
foHoMiuir fftcetj ! uertoiiiDfsi , debility , dli it of ilgt4
toil defeclhe memory , pimple * od llio f c , fh/flual dceaj (
rerilon to the toelttj of fcmnlfn , cotifml ofdr t , eta
jcnderincr MarriaRO improper or Tin nappy ,
J , I'tinipliiet < 36 tageajontlie ttiove , IQ *
t teakJ rn elopt1 , frc te nr aJdrtsi , Consultation ftt J
CflOcr tij DiBlin-oc. unJluTltod. Wrlto for iust oni.
A Positive Writren Guarantee
ftlr-i In nil CDnblcraJcs. MptllcInesRciil evrrynh rc.
1'ariplllcts , English or German , H4 imcei , 'It-
jcribiiieuboTodiKoojcs lnmaoor ! fctnal .Fl'-SX
\VmpurIJylho BLOOD.'rctm.
l.itu Uiu LIVEn unil KIDNEYS.
am ! JtKHToim TNI ; IIKAXTU
nnd VIOOK of VOXJTIL lf
licnsl'i , Wantol Apni'tlto , JIL
illKLttlon , l.ack or blleiiRth.
cured.
nerves receive in whircc.
Jrllvun3 tliu mind and
KtippMcB llraln rower.
' BnlfciliiKirorii uoiniil.ilnf )
' pucullarlo tliclrscx vlil
Hnd InDK. El'tlirEH'SIUON TONIO u fnl.i nnJ
fl > cedy euro. ( Ulves a clear , licallliy comiilcxlnn.
Frciucnt fcticmptB at co-ir > t < atfeuliif oiils uuU
lo Ilioiioiiiilarlly ol'llio oiliTln-il. Uunulcxpcrl >
mcnt KC'tilio OIUCINAI , J NI > lib ST.
/f Head your luldrr 8 to'l hn I ) r. ] Inrt r Med.Ol.'K
, St. Louis , Mo. , for our "DKKAM BOOK. " IS i
V wtallof etronyo und iuetal.tuamialu > a.reaJF J
ave a posltlvo remod/ IhOKboro dUoam j by Iu
coo thounftniliofcatoaol thn worat klndttndnf lou
itaQdlnirhatot'ecii ' cured. Indflod.f oBtrnnRH my rait
InUHttllcucir.tlmtlulll inn.lTVV ( ) HOTT1.1 S 1 KKB
toctthcr > vlUiiVAIUAIIl.lTlUATIbKonlhlldlnj ! i
loMuyaurfrrer. alveexprcisina I * O addrtta ,
Jll. J" . A. 6J.OUUM , III r arlSt.N w York ,
m & otmood&wSCt
MEDICAL AND SURGICAL
DISPENSARY
ROUNSE'S BLOCK ,
.loth and Capitol Avenns , treats all eaten Clip
pled or Dsloirnod also disease * ol IL
Nervous System ,
Throat , Lungs and
Urinary Organs
All ease ) o Onrvaturo ol the Spine , Crooked Feet
[ * gs and Aims , Diseases ol the Hip , Knee , and
Ankle Joints. Also Chronlo aOecttons olttioLlm
Rheumatism , Paralyelu , Illes , Ulcers , Oitarrh , Aitb
ma and Bronchitis are all treated by mw and suo-
oeeulul methods. All diseases ol the Dlood and Urln-
iry Organs , Including thoee roaaltlng from Incllcre-
lion , or exposure , are eilolj aud suocoasfuUy treated
Youuif men , rpJadle aged , and old men luKeilng
Jrom Weakness and Nervous eihaustloi riroduclo
indigestion , Palpitation ol the Heart , Desjiondoncy
DirilnoM , Loss ol Uemory.Lack ol Energy and Am
bition , can bo restored to health and vigor , II case
Is not tfo long neglected. The Surgeon In charge
was president ol the Northwestern Surgical Insti
tute aud Surgeon oil ho National Burglcal Institute.
II afflicted , caller writelull description cl year cue ,
and medlolne may be sent yon. Consultation
'roe. ' Ad dret'Omaha Dispensary , Crouiue Block ,
Omaha , Neb. Offloe honri 10-11 a. m.,1-1 a 7-8 p.
B > Soadavs. > 10 a m.
Beware ol all traveling ajcut * . Vft hate none.
Scad lor circular *
The romnrkablo grovrth of Omixhr.
during the last few yonrn la infiitof ol
gront aatoulohmciit to thoao trho pay nn
oscanlonnl vlelt to this grovrlug city. The
development of the Stoov Ynrds the
nocoaalty ot the Bolt Llnb llond the
finely paved otrcota the hnndroda of no
coaldoucoa aud costly bnalnosa blooka ,
with the population of oar city inora than
doubled In the laat Cvo yoara. All thin
la A gront anrprlao to vloltora nud la the
admiration of onr olttiona. Thin rapid
growth , the bnaluoaa activity , and the
many anbatnntlal Improvomuutn madn n
Hvoiy demand for Omaha real oatato , and
cvory Invoatoi haa m do a handaomo
profit.
Slnco the Wall Street panto May ,
with the anbaoquout cry of hard tlinosr
there haa boon iona demand from apocula-
tors , bat a fair demand from Invoatorc
Booking homoa. This latter class are
taking advantage of low prlcca In bnlld-
Ing material aud are aocnrlng tholr homoo
at much loaa coat than will be possible B
year honco. Spocnlatora , too , can buy
real oata' ' a cheaper now and ought to take
advautipo of present prlooa foi future
pro U.
The next tW yoara promlaoa groaton
divolopmeuta In Omaha than the paafc
livj years , which have bcon aa good ao
wo could reaaonably doelro. Now man-
nfactnrlng oatnbllahmonta and largo job
bing houses are added almost weekly , nidi
all add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There are many In Omaha and through-
bnt the State , who have tholr money la
the banka drawing a nominal rate of
toroat , which , if jndlclonaly Invoatod 1
Omaha real ottato , wonld bring thorn
much greater returns. Wo have many
bargains which wo are confident vrllB
bring the purchaser largo profits In the
near fntnre.
Wo have for sale the finest resi
dence property in the north and
western parts of the city.
North we have fine lots at reason
able prices on Sherman avenue,17th ,
18th , 19th and 20th streets.
West on Farnam , Davenport ,
Cuming , and all the leading streotn
in that direction.
The grading of Farnam , Califor
nia and Davenport streets has made
accessible some of the finest ami
cheapest residence property in the
city , and with the building of the
street car line out Farnam , the pro
perty in the western part of the city
i i i *
will increase in valun
We also have the agency for the
Syndicate and Stock Yards proper
ty in the south part o the city. The
developments made in this section
by the Stock Yards Company and
the railroads will certainly double
the price in a short time.
We also have some fine business
lots nud some elegant inside resi
dence ? for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
some good bargains by calling u
BROKERS.
213 , South 14th Bt ,
Bet.reen Fornham nnd Douglas.
p. g , "We ask those who
property for sale nt a bargain to
IB a callWe want only bargama-
We will positively not handle prop
erty at more than its real value.
/ . 1