THE DAILY BEE FRIDAY , JANUARY 23 , 1885. CHICAGO 0 NORTHWESTERN - WESTERN . W RAILWAY. THK BEST ROUTK AND BtTWMN Omaha , Coiinci Bluffs and Chicago , Th only line 1o take for Do Jtolnw. Marshall. town , Cedar rt plil , Clinton , Dixie , Chicago , Mil * vkukM and all point * er.it. To the people of No- bmka , Colorado , Wyoming , Utah , Idaho , NeiftJa , Oregon , Washington and California It offer * miptrlor df nt icei not poeilble by any other lino. Among a few of the numerous polnti of tupcrlor- Ity epjuied by thepatroniof this road between Omaha and Chicago , are It ) twotralni a day of DAY COACHES which are theflnoat that human ait and Ingenuity can create ; Ita PALACE SLEEPING OARS which are models of comfort and elegance ; Itfl PAR LOR DRAWING ROOM OARS , uninrpatiod by any ; anJ 1U widely celebrated PALATIAL DINING OAKS the equal of which cannot bo found clatwherc. At Council DluQi the trains of the Union Ptclflo Kj. connect In Union Depot with theme of the Chlca- HO ti North" Mtirn Ry In Chicago the trains of this line make clone connection with those of all eastern lines. For Detroit , Columbus , Indianapolis , Cincinnati. NUrara Kalis , Budalo , Plltiburg , Toronto , Montreal Boston , Kevr York- , Philadelphia , Baltimore , Wash ington and all points In the East , ask the ticket agent for tickets via the "NORTH-WESTERN , " If jou wUh the belt accommodations. All ! ticket agents Hell tickets this lino. M. HUOniTT. R 8.IIAIR , OcnoralUanagcr. Gen. Pats. Agent. CHICAGO. _ _ HAMBURG -AMERICAN PACKET OOMPAHY. , Direct Line for Eng.nfld , Franco and Germimy. The swanuhlps of this well known line are built of Iron , In water tight compartments , and are fur- nUhol with every requisite to make the pasatgo both safe and agrcoablo , They carry the United States and European malls , and leaxo New York Thusdays and Saturdays for Plymouth ( LONDON ) Cherboug , ( PARIS ) and HAMIIUIIO. Ratoe : Steerage from Hamburg 814 , to Hamburg 911 ; round trip $28 First Cabin , $55 , ? 05 and 370. Ilcnrv Pundt Mark JHnecn , F. E. Xtoores , M. Toft , agents In Omaha , QronewcR & Schoentgon , agentsln Council Blunt C. It. IUCIIAIID & CO , qen.Kass.Agts , 61 Broadway , N. Y. Chag Koz. nilnsVl b Co. , General Western Acenti , 170 Wash/ in ? St. , Chicago , III. CHICAGO , IWee & ft Paul The SHORtf LINE. And BEST EOUTE. FROM OMAHA TO THE EAST. TWO TRAINS DAILY BETWEEN OMAHA AND east and Southeast. 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' 'Anecdotes ami Ilomimscences of the Civil War , " by Admiral Porter : In the history of the world's sieges nothing will ho found nhcro moro patience - tionco was dtncloppd , moro unduranco under privations or moro courage shown than by the Union forces at the aicgo of Vicksburg , \\hilo on the part of the besieged - sieged it was marked by their great fertil ity of resources in checking almost every movement of ours nnd for the long months of suffering and hardship * they under went. It belongs of right to General Grant to toll the story of that event , for in no case during the war did ho so clearly show his title to bo called a great general , nor did ho elsewhere so fully exhibit all the qualities which pro\ed him to bo a great soldier. If General Grant had never performed any other military not daring the war , the capture of Vicksburg nlone , with all the circumstances attending the siege , would have entitled him to the highest renown. Ho had an enemy to deal with of twice his force , and protected by do * fences never surpassed In the art of war. I saw , myaolf , the great strongholds nt Sevastopol of the Malakofi tower and the Rodan , the day after they wora taken by a combined army of 120,000 men ; and these strongholds , which have become famous In ballad and ttory , never In any way compared with the defences of Vicksburg , which looked as If a thousand Titans had been pnt to work to make theao heights unassailable. I am told that there wore fifty-six miles of intronchmonts thrown up , ono within the other. The hills above , with their granite rocka standing in defiance , wore enough to deter a fee without having intrench * monts bristling with cannon and mannad by the hardiest troops in the confederacy. After It was all over and General Grant could BOO the conquered city lying at his feet ho could well afford to laugh at his vllo traducers ttho were doing all they could to hamper him by sending telegrams to the seat of government questioning his fitnets for so Important n command. If those who lent themselves to such things could bo followed through the war It would bo found that they never made a mark , put them where you would ; nor did they achieve any good for the government. That was a happy Fourth of July when the confederate flag came down at Vicksburg - burg and the stars and stripes wont up in Its place , while Meadn's force at Gettys burg was driving Loo's army back to Richmond tattered and torn. That day so glorious in the annals pi our history lost nothing by the two bril liant events which were added to oui fame and made It still moro dear in the heart of every true American. When the American flag wai hoisted on the ramparts of Vlckabnrg my ihg. ship and every vessel of the fleet steamed up or down to the levee before the city , Wo discerned a dust in the distance , and in a few moments General Grant , at the head of nearly all his general , with their staffs , rode np to the gangway and , dismounting , came on board. That was a happy meeting. A great handshaking and general congratulation. I opened all my wlno lockers , which contained only Oatawba on this occasion. It disappeared down the parched throats which had tasted nothing for some tlmo but bad water. Yet It ezhllerated the crowd as weak wino never did before. There was ono man there who pre served the same quiet demeanor ho al ways bore , whether in adversity or vic tory , and that was General Grant. No one to see him sitting therp will that calm exterior amid all the jollity , and without any staff , would ever have taken him for the great general who had accomplished ono of the most stupond ons military feats on record. There was a quiet satisfaction in hii face that could not bo concealed , but hi behaved on that occasion as if nothing o importance had occurred. General Grant was the only ono In tha assemblage who did not touch the slmpl wino offered him ; ho > contented hlmao ! with acigor ; and let mo say hero tha this was his habit during all the time h commanded before Vicksburg , also whll ho commanded before Richmond , thoug the same detractors Trho made false rer. rosentatlons of him in military matter before Vlckabnrg misrepresented him ala In the matters above alluded to. The Inauguration Ball Fanil. Special dispatch to the Globe-Democrat. WASHINGTON , D. 0. , January 19. Th Washington papers are publishing Ion lis's ' of subscribers to the inauguratioi fund. On their face tlicso lists spcal \\cll for the patriotism and public spiri of citizens of the capital. Looked at ii the light of haul facts thcso publication are found to bo conveyances of a gooc deal of advertising at very cheap rates When it comes to something the govern ment is concerned in thcso thrifty Wash ington people never get to the small cm of the trade. They are now engaged it contributing to the inauguration fund , bu that & out-and-out bu not an - - gift , rather a guarantee fund. Jf a fire 01 cyclone should sweep avay the pcnsioi building just previous to inauguration daj then these subscribers npuld have t < enter up their respective sums t < profit and loss. Just as sure , however , a the inauguration ba'l ' is given in accord ance with the programme , they will ro- ccivo credit for public spirit ; will havi their fun , will oxperienca the manifoU advantagesto bo derived from the presenci of great throngs of monoy-spondera , niu will got most , if not all , their money bad in a dividend. The price of tickets ha been fixed at $5. Basing calculations 01 previous o\ents of this cliaracter. th committee count on 12,000 patrons. Thi means ยง 00,000 for admission alono. Tlia will pay all the expenses which the com mittco incurs for the day's and the night' celebration , Tour yeara ago , in sottliii ] tip after inauguration day , the manager found themsehesable to return all th money tliat had been subscribed as ; guarantee. There is no reason to doub but that a similarly good shoving will b made this year. Perhaps this w ill explaii the rcadiiuss with which the members c the committee , to start the fund , assess thcmsclvesSlOO qpicce. There is another Lii terestlng phase to this subscription bus ness. The democrats of Washlngto have already defined their position unde the principle , "to the victors belong th polls. " Numerous associations an clubs , many of which were never hear of previous to last November , have r < solved that it should be the policy of th Incoming administration to appoint to ti district offices only citizens of the dli trict. In the list of bit ; subscribers 1 the fund .which appears In to-day's papei are to be found fire local candidates f ( the office of register of wills , worth aboi $0,000 ft year ; seven for register of deeds , which pnjs $9,000 annually ; nlno for dis trict commissioner , and four for postmas ter of Washington. , * Superintendent Pratt , of the Indian Industrial school at Carlisle , proposed to the Inauguration committee to bring 200 young Indian mon and largo boys and their Indian band , to march In lino. "This can bo done , " Capt. Protto says , "without cost to the committee , as the transportation wonld bo free and wo could take our food with us , and sloop In the halls of the interior department. It seems to mo the party would bo a note worthy feature of the parade. " IOWA ITEMS. Harrison county's tax for 1884 amount ed to $1G8G01.88. The Oongtcgatlonalists In Iowa were self-supporting last voar , besides paying Into the treasury , at Now York over $2,000. The total loss of revenue so far caused by the prohibitory law in fifteen of the leading cities of Iowa Li estimated by the Burlington Hawkoyoat $210,900. The Louisa county agricultural society will hold its annual fair for 1885 at the fair grounds at Wapollo , Tuesday , Wed nesday , Thursday and Friday , September 8 , 9,10 and 11. The society claims to have the finest race course in the state , A terrible case of suicide occurred 'hursday ' morning at Acamosa. Frank /an Ambnrg , a deaf mute , weary of llfo , brow hlmsalf beneath the wheels of a witch engine on the Chicago and North- tostorn road. Ho was horribly mangled , nd lived but a short timo. Ho mode a mllar attempt once before. A young follow named Frank Brady , ailing from Dubuque , entered the nac- cil precincts of Fort Dodge a few months .go. Being of slick demeanor , ho suc ceeded in victimizing the business men of ho Fort and surrounding towns in sums ranging from $10 to $500 after which ho kipped to unknown climes , while the lUincrous creditors mourn the abscnsc of icir cash. The mines of the Diamond coal com- iany , northeast of DCS Moincs , have been .oodcd with water and abandoned. Several .undred dollars worth of tools were aught in the mines and will bo a loss. It .s bclio\cd tliat t hosts mines can never be orked again , which will bo a great loss is there is atsi , amount of coal in the Diamond company's lands. The lost Ioa legislatuio passed a law cquiring township assessors at the time f making their annual assessment in 885 , to take a census of all soldiers and sailors of the United States living within ' ; ho several townships of the state. The ists w hich the canvassers are required to nako are to contain the names of all loldiers and sailors who served in the war. f 1812 , the Mexican war and the war ol ; ho icbcllion , designating in each case the rank , company , residence , etc. These lists are to bo filed with the county auditor and copies of them transmitted to ' ; ho adjutant general , who is required to iompilo them in alphabetical order and : iao them printed in book form. Copies sf the book are to bo furnished to each post of the Grand Army of the Republic ind to the office of the county auditor in : ach countyand the remainder distributed iy the adjutant general. Throe or four follows from Oscoola : ounty visited Sanboin the other day , ooamo Impregnated with "bovorago not prohibited by law , " and in due course oi Imo painted the town red. They wont to i livery barn late In the evening for theli team and had a cotillion with the hostler , decorating his proboscis and filling the .tmosphoro with dulcet reverberations , n the melee the hostler's lantern wan upset , ono of the bellgoronta was thrown under a horse and had a rib broken by t dck , and to culminate the proceeding ! the capsized lantern sot the barn on fire. The bellicose quartette then fled to tholi homos , leaving their victim to cxtlngulal the flames and extricate himself from thi wreck as best he could. The next da ; a warrant was issued , the Osceoleans ar rested , taken back to Sanborn and requested quested to answer to the charge of belnj drnnk and disorderly and of commlttin an assault. They plead guilty and wer fined $35. $35.Odd Odd Facto From Mexico. When yon hire a servant In Mexico i Is expected that his or her entire famll will reside with you. The husband ma ; bo a shoemaker , or a hackrnnn , or a BE loon keeper , but when his day's dnty i done ho goes to the house where his wlf Is living , sleeps there and takes bin meal at your table ; and the same rnlo appllo to children. Yon may hire a chamber maid , and board hpr husband and elovoi children. There is no alternative ; n evasion of the customs of the country This system Is not BO expensive as i seems , however , for a whole family wll sloop In a single room , and they don' need much but corn bread and beans ti oat. The peons , as all Mexican Indian are called , make excellent servants. The ; are respectful , obedient , perfect ! ; honest , neat and obey Instructions Im plicitly. Like the Chinese , they learnb ; Imitation and seldom need mora than om lessen , doing the same thing over anc over In the same way until they are tolc to stop. The Mexican stapo coach al ways has two drivers ono to hold thi reins and the other to do the whipping , The latter carries a bag of stones to thro ? at the loaders. The postal eye torn la very primitive After the arrival of every mall a olerl writes the names of those persona foi whom there are letters on a big shoot which Is posted up outside the deliver ; window. It saves the postmaster fron answering questions. A. Victim to Circumstance * . Yonkors1 Statesman. "I find you guilty of robbery , and wll glvo you two years In the state prison , ' aald the austere judge to the prisoner who was surrounded by a galaxy of brll liant lawyers. "Wow , look-a-here Judge , " replied the prisoner , with a lee ! at his array of counsel , "ain't you prott ; bard on me ? I know a man ii judged b , the company ho keeps , but you must understand dorstand 1 don't keep this kind o company when I'm free. " U'ho Jackpot GauRbt Fire. Buffalo Express , A pleasant little game of drawpoke furnished amusement to a party of con genial bachelor uouls the other night Tha banker kept the money again- which chips had been Issued in a clga box , which stood on the floor convenlon to his roach. The circulation had bee expanded to some $50 or SCO , and thi amount In bills was In the box. t splendid jackpot had just been dispose when somebody remarked a smell c bumlng. "Great Cimarl" cried one c the playera , "the monoy'B on fire ! " An so It was. A lighted match bad bee carelessly dropped Into the cigar bo : and our erstwhile jovial party spent tl rest of tha plght ruefully In trying I piece the charred fragments together. The Oov. boy as Ho Is , Bill tf yo in I'uck , So much amusing talk h being made recently anent the blood-bedraggled cow boy of the wild west that I rise'M ono man to say a few things , not in a dictatorial style , but regarding this so-called or so ciieemed dry land pirate , who , mounted on a cow-pony and under the black flag , sails out acrots the green surga of the plains to scatter the rocky shore of time with his fellow-man. A great many people wonder where tha cowboy , with his abnormal thurst for blood originated. Where did this young Jcsso James , with his gory record and his dauntless eye como from ? Was ho born in a buffalo wallow at the foot of some rock-ribbed mountain , or did ho first breathe the thin air along the brink of an alkali pond , whcro the horned toad and the centipede sane him to sleep and the tarantula tickled him under the chin with its hairy legs ? _ Careful research and cold , hard statis tics show that 'ho cowboy , as a general tbinr , was born in an unostentatious manner on the farm. I hate to tit down n a beautiful romance and cqnash the iroath out of a romantic dream ; but the pwboy who gets too much moist damna * ion In his oystom , and rides on a gallop ip and down Main street , shooting out ho lights of the beautiful billiard pal- ices , wonld bo just as happy if a mouse an np his pantaloon log as you would ontlo reader. TUB IILOOD BEDIUaCJLEP COWBOY. Ono night , while I had rooms In the ualnoaa part of a territorial city , in the ilocky mountain cattle country , I was iwakonod at about 1 , o'clock a. m. , by .ho most blood.curdling cry of "murder" ' over hoard. It was murder with a big M. " Across the atroot , In the bright ight of a restaurant , a do/.on cowboys with broad sombreros and flashing silver ' > rald. huge leather chaporajas , Mexican purs and orange silk nook-ties , with flashing revolvers were standing. It oomod that a big rod-faced Capt. Kidd if the band , with his akin full of valley tan , had marched into an Ico-croara re- iort with a aolf-cocker in his hand , ana irderod the vanilla coolness for the gang. There being a dozen young folks at the place , mostly male and female , from a neighboring hop , Indulging in cream , the proprietor , a meek Norwegian with thin whlto hair , doomed It rndo and outre to do so. Ho said something to that effect , whereat the other eleven mon of alcoholic courage lot off a yell that froze the cream Into a solid glacier , and shook two kerosene lamps out of their sockets In the chandeliers. This annoyed the Ice cream agricul turist , and ho took the old axo-handlo that ho used to jam the ice down around the freezer with , and pooled a largo area of scalp off the leader's dome of thought , and It hung down over his eyes , so that ho could not BOO to shoot with any de gree of certainty. THE IDE CIIEA1I AGniCUMURlST WITH THE AXE HANDLE. After he had yelled "murder 1" thren or four times , ho foil under an ice cream table and the mild eyed Scandinavian broke a silver plated castor over the or gan of self-esteem , and poured rod pep- pec and Bolt and vinegar and Halford sauce and other relishes on the place whore the scalp WAS loose. This revived the brave but murderous cow-gentleman , and he bogged that ho might be allowed to go away. The gentle Y. M. 0. A. superinten dent of the ton-stamp Ice cream freezers then took the revolvers away from the bold buccaneer and kicked him out through a show cane. All cow-boys are not sanguinary ; but out of twenty you [ will generally find ono who is bravo when he has his revolvers with him ; but when he forgot and loft his shooters at homo on the piano , the most tropical violet-eyed dude can climb him with the butt end of a sunflower , and beat his brains out and scatter them all over that school district. In the wild unfettered west , beware of the man who never carries arms , never gets drunk and always minds his own business. Ho don't go around shooting ont the gas or Intimidating a Klndergar ten school ; but when a brave frontiers man , with a revolver In each boot and < bowie knife down the bach of his nock Insults a modest young lady and needs ti bo thrown through a plate glass wlndov and then walked over by the pcpnlace call In the silent man who dares to woai a clean shirt and human clothes. Throw Your Dinner Aivoyi Perhaps such advice may seem like ; suggestion of poor economy. But if you digestive apparatus is out of order yoi might as well throw your dinner in th < street as to cat it , for it w ill do you 111 good. To enjoy a square meal , put you stomach in good order and tone up none and muscles by the HBO of Brown's Iroi Bitters. Mr. M. L. Drake , Do Land Florida , says , "Brown's Iron Bitters wil euro indigestion when physicians fail. " Omaha National Bant U. S. DEPOSITORY' J. H. MILLARD , V/M ! WALLAQE , President. Cashlei $500,000. 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