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It cured we of Hxofula In Its wonf , form , after I had sullonxl with Itfilteen IODK jears , s > ad had tried all the remedies , only to briak down . my health and taaknrre almo t hu'j > Iof . llRa ELIUIHTII lliKBR , lAcworth , da. , July 1C , l Si INOCULAfl POISON. Borne eight lean ago I became the tlcilin of a fear ful Ulood Poison , communicated by a nurte to iny lofant , andthtoce through the br ait. and suffered for ill lonifjoars. The Mcrcur ? and Potuh treat ment Mcmwl to dthe the polran further latoiny } it m only to break out In tone form on other twrtlou * of my body , Three months ago I began Uklnif Swift's Specific , and It bat cured me sound -nd wtlL It is the greatest bler/ilng hich hai oome 40 tainklnj ta } crs. . MRS. T. W , LEI , Wliy Don'tVott 1'op tlic Qitcatlon ? Ami Uicro they sat A popping corn , John Stiles nnd Susnn Cutter , olin Stilon M fnt fts any 01 ' And Susan fat AS bailor. \nd there the ; ( nt nnd fthrllcil the corn , And raked ft nil stirred the fire , And talked of different kinds f eiuf , And hitched their chairs up nlpher , Then S ian , lie tha popper ehook , And John ho shook the popper , Till bold their faces crow ns red As B&ucepan made of copper. And they shplled , and pop | > ed , nnd Rte , All kinds of fun In poking , And ho haw-hawed at her remarks , And she laughed at his joking. And still they trapped , and still they nlo , John's mouth was llko a hopper , And stirred the firn and uprinkled tmlt , And shook nnd shook the popper. The clock sttuck nine and then struck ten , And nllll the corn kept popping ; It struck cloven then ( truck twelve , And still no signs of stopping. And John ho ate , nnd Susnn thought Tlio corn did pop and tmtter ; Till John cried out : "Tlio corn's ftfiro ! Why , Susan , what's the inatterV Said she : "John Stiles , It's ono o'clock ; You'll die of indlgotllon ; ' I'm sick of all thin popping corn AVhy don't you pop the < | uenUon ? " IIONI3Y VOll XJIE LADIES. I'our-borJeicd turbans nro very popular. Mora nnd moro hideous grow bonnets and hats , Bands of fur and feathers trim many winter bonnets , Hep nnd gray mnko an ndmlrablo mUwlu- tor combination. Braid of nil widths U used to excess as a drees trimming. llibbons are restored to favor for hat nnd bonnet trimmings. Black eilk tulle will bo used extensively thi winter for ball toilets. Hand-bags are going out of fashion. It i too bad , for they nro very convenient. Small Bteol or silver trilt buckles strung on velvet ribbon are worn for collarettes. Since the Introduction of plain skirt trimmed ones nro inoro elaborate than o\cr , Chantllla lace is the fashionable lace thi aenton , to the exclusion of the black Span' Ish. Black Ince flounce * , with gold embroidery , are worn with gold ornaments on black cos * tumes. Very largo silk handkorchlofs nro used for aprons ; they are gathered an < l sot in n bolt of rlobon , ' Bag muffs are worn now that the shopping- big in tabooed. They hnvo n bag at the back to hold the handkerchief and rmrso and smal' parcels. Black silk Blockings have jot clocks. A paii of black aatin Bhoes have jot awnllow on either too. Charlotte Adams nays American cirls nrc not capable of ardent attachments , becaus they flirt too much , Velvet muffs are trimmed with bands of fui on the edges nnd have n full cluster of volvel loops nnd ends near the toil. . It is said that there are nearly forty thou-3 ' sand women nnd young girls engaged in th nianufncttiro of artificial flowers in Paris. Biaiding and fur are used conjointly for trimming , nnd minmturo fans in silver or gold nre nmong the recent and effective designs. An Adrian woman put two hot bricks in ho bed , ono day last week , to warm it. The re salt was that the bed caught lire , and the firr department had to bo cal ed out to enve Ui < house. A Chicago man , learning that his throe grown daughters were determined to hang up their stockings Christmas morning , haa made an assignment. Sixteen lovely harem Indies belonging to tin sultan have , by his permission , sent theirpho- toRrnphs as a contribution to the beauty ex hibition of Paris. An old maid in Nashville keeps a parro which swears nnd a monkey which chews to bacco. She jays between the two , she doesn'i miss n husband very much. An Indiana husband who is seeking a di vorce claims that his wife scalded him with hot tea on 81 different occasions. There are some patient men in this country. Extremely handsome visiting dresses are shown , made of heavy OttomanSIlk , thoskirts arranged in very wide kilt pleats , with bodice of silk volvat and drapery of Persian brocade in fine but brilliant colormpa. This Boaaon there will bemany stylesof bodi ces worn , each of which will enjoy a degree of favor ; and heroin lies the great advantage that every woman may choose the particular ono which best suits her own figure. Skating costumes are made with skirts tucked from the waist down to the deep bor der of fur around the bottom , which is matched by borders ot the same fur on the braided basque , the aleovcs and around the neck. ' A beaver-colored velvet bonnet has a gath ered brim , nnd ia trimmed with a silk hand kerchief , The handkerchief is folded so that two of the corners cover the crown and the other two stand up in front above a bow formed of the velvet. A young lady , well known in New York so ciety , recently wore at a wadding reception a toilet of silver-gray corded silk , kilt pleated , nnd trimmed elaborately with peacock blue plush. Above her wavy , golden hair were perched six tiny humming birds , forming an orultholocica half-wreath about the crown of her fair head. Dresses for mid-winter nro being made of a heavy rough-surfaced serge , delightfully worm and clinging in its nature , and made up with velveteen of a deeper or contrasting shade. Very comfortable and protective are these heavy cults , but they must be very cautiously put off for the lighter gowns which this season are so generally adopted for full dress. Velveteen appears to bo quite in vogue for evening dress this winter. At dinner parties and the opera are worn trained gonna offrel- vetuen In name of the delicate , artistic shades , the soft sheeny folds clinging to the figure for thn plain style Is the rule enhance Its grace , and when the hue Is becoming no ma terial is so complimentary tu the complexion , A fur coat is the best nnd moat comfortable assuredly of all winter coverings , and the new " fur-lined Ottoman cloaks , made with moder ately wide aleovea , are most delightful wear for general use. The addition of aleeves doea not materially increase the coat of the cloak , and the shape is decidedly preferable to that of the long popular sleeves , being less circular. There Ia a new fashion In France of Bending out invitations to fancy dross parties and the other entertainments at country houses with a litt of the expected guests unclosed. How very convenient when you read your Invita tion to know at once how many people you are naked to meet , who they are , and whether you are to see your beat friend or your worst enemy. A female circus-rider committed imicide at Brobiusk , Russia , not long ngo in such a dra matic fashion aa ihowed that ahe was born for tha stage. She wont through her performance , which included jumping through hoops ana over banners , and then atood up on the horse , pulled out a pistol , ihot herself through the brad and fell dead in the ring. Love troubles caused the act. A mots colored woolen dreia hus a wide trimming of striped velvet In sapphire blue , torn * cotta and moss color all round the bottom tom of the skirt. Aa the skirt has wide plaits at the waist , tha trimmlw falls In folda , A similar band of velvet edgea the tunic , which la draped high on tha left hip and showa two rows of the velvet on that side. On the right side are long folds from the waist. i B At a fancy dross" party , some time ago , a at youmr lady was dressed in n marvelous diets of green and red , in which imaginative eyes were supposed to discover some more or less resemblance to lettuce and lobster. "What do you represent , Mrs , M. ! " a gentleman in. quired , us they took their placou in a set. on "Don't you see ? " she rrturned , laughing , "I'ma salad. " " 01" was her partner's tort , while ha flashed a quick over the very liberal expoiure of her person , "but haven't you forgot to put on the dressing ? " at IMPIETIES. A little girl objected to being an angel be | G aviioiho then would hare to give up nil her pretly playthings and fine drestcs to wear feathers like a hen. An Alabama negro was recently heard to soliloquize : "Do sun nm so hot , do cotton am to grassy , da work nm so linrd.dat dis darkey feel called upon to preach. Kress do Iio'd "How much did you say this wa ? ' " 0 , SI. 60. " "Thai's n big price , isn't it ? " "No , I nsBiire you , The drugs are very costly. " Uut I am a minister , and used to bo n drug gist myself. " "O , you are. Well of course 15 cents. " Among the men composing n poker party inulod in by the police at Atlanta were a sheriff and n conuty judge , two members of the legislature , a groom and a preacher who were to bo the principals in a marriage feast next day. nnd several others , "Lcok hero , " said Uppercon , the chorister , as the grocer was weighing out his sugar "those things weigh light. " n'Mr. Upporco.V old Hyson "I'm like replied severely , your1 self ; I run the scaled to suit myself , and the congregation hns to ptand It. " And the chor ister pulled out all his stops at once , "What Booms to bo the matter ? " ho asked , mildly , as they were rettmilne from church , "didn't the " " the you enjoy sermon ? "Knjoy sermon ? " slio repeated shortly , "and that odi ous Mrs. Smith sitting directly in front of mo O1W with a now fall wrap on that never cost n cent loss than $12"i. You must think I have a 1Cy yery warm religlsus temperament. " Johnnie ( to his Sunday school teacher ) Papa said thli morning he wished the frocen water pipes were in Teacher That'll do , r turn to your los con. Johnnie There was no harm In that , teacher ! ho only wanted them in n warm place , I nupposo , where they wouldn't bo freezing all tbo time. I do not mean to say , as the Sunday school books do , that tha honest little boy is always prosperous , The more facts of life do not chow that it does not pay to steal , The man who takes watches that do not belong to hln is sent to jail , but tha m&n who steals n rail road stands a very good chance of dying r millionaire. Iflonry George , Lecture on Eighth Commandment. Tlio pulpit commltto of n church without n pastor a few years ago addressed a note of In < julry to cno who is now a father In the minis try , requesting his opinion of the quail Pica tion of one who had been named to them as an eligible candidate. Ills reply was as follows and tha Boston Watchman passes It along foi tha benefit of church committees In search for nn "eligible" minister : - During the long wait at the white houao tin other day _ , when tha New Orleans exposition was being opened , tlio telegraph operator an < nounced that Talmago was praying. Secretary tary Frolinghnyson smiled nnd Raid : "Thai reminds mo of a story. There wap once n man being married nnd the minister made a very long ' prayer. When ha concluded the gioom whispered . in his car : 'This may be an nnx ioua , but it la not a protracted , meeting1 A native chief in 1'iji presented himself fo ; baptism. "How many wives have you ? " said the missionary. "Seven , " said the chief , "Ob , that won't do ; can't baptize you till you have got tid of six of them , " A month latoi the chief came again , saying : "Mo all rich now ; you baptize me now. Only cno wifi now. " "What have you done with tin others ? " said the missionary. "Oh , " said the cannibal , "me' * oaten ebry debbla of 'era. " Ilev. la a good man , hotter than tin salary ho would probably get at . 1. Hi ia a man of some vigor of thought. 2. Ho can express his thought with some emphasis , 3. He would not have an everlasting same ness In hla preaching. 4. He will exhibit a manly independence in his convictions. But if the church in wants a social figure head for fairs , sewing-circles , parlor circles , and general entertainment , his gifts do not lie in that direction. Ho ia quiet , unassuming , nnd not much of n jumping-jack in evening parties. Ho doesn't feel any divine call to gad about under the delusion of doing pastor al duties. Ilia call to tha ministry did no consist in , "Woo is mo if I do not gad from house to liouB ) . " The First IJovo the Best. " The proverb is falsa ; 'tis the last love that's best ! Why , before I loved you ; let mo see ! There must have been dozens I cannot recall But I'm sura that at least there wora three You remember tha first ? the choir-girl , donr , Whom you courted for me , on1 the sly. I wrota you long letters about her from school You encouraged me there , by the by. 'Twos when you were flirting eo fiercely will Reed , I devoted myself to the next ; She really was pretty , and very geed form Just confess , now , how much you were vexed ! The third waa the winter that you wore in Franco , And the "buds" of that year were all bores , But ono , and by her I was awfully struck ; Well , her eyes , dear , were very like yours ! You'ro pouting to think you are only the fourth , And so you must cot no after the rest ? Never mind ! There never will be any fifth , And the last love , dear heart , la the best. -M. B. 0. in Life. Kissing In a Cutter. Kiss your girl when in your cutter | You fly across a bridge ; Yet , if clouds across the moon Flirt and fly , bo not too soon , Or you'll kiss no mouthlet ; . but her Nose's rosy ridge. I -Puck. [ \A \ MUSICAL AND DIIA.IUATIC. | Lotta waa born iu 1818. After her American tour Jndic will proba bly retire from the stage. , Fifteen weeks of the Modjeaka soaon next year is booked on certainties. Clara Morris' ' Southern tour is creating a furor , Advance sales are enormous , Maggie Mitchell who has a daughter on the stage , waa twenty four years old recently , Miss AHco M. Bacon , au American girbaa ] recently won success as a pianist in Berlin , Grace Hawthorne has made a success in "Camillo" In St. Louis. Shoissaidto weigh but ninety poande , Houclc'anow Opera house in Cincinnati , will it Is announced , soon be illuminated by tha incandotceut light. Mr. Abboy'd contract with Mrs , Lnngtry has been extended to cover this country , to which the lady will return next season. Mile. TUiea pjaya In her now and succesaful | ' " CI thamas , 'VArca'dia",1/ / _ and _ "Yvonne , " at the CItl Walnut , Phiiftdolphia.early Hi January. Louia James will not go to Australia with Lawrence Barrett. He proposes to remain here and take Barrett's place , if he can get it. Km ma Abbott Is evidently not afraid of work , She nas been giving ten changes of opera in a week in Denver and other western cltiw , "Fedora , " with Mies Fanny Davenport , as resumed its course at Niblo'j , New York , and Mr. Lee , having recovered from hia wagon accident , will appear as Loria Ipanolf. Miia Minnie Palmer , looking a long way ahead has concluded arrangements to give a revised version of "My Sweetheart" at the Union Square Theatre in April next. It Is definitely settled that Salvlni and bis son will come here next season and play six nights every week. Heretofore the great tra gedian has Insisted upon playing only three times weekly. Miss Neally Stevens , of Council Bluffs , and popular fa > orlte In this city , gave a recital Irving hall , on tha 2lnd to a large and _ enthusiastic audience. This yuung pianist is v , I nniog desenud laurels wherever she appears. Mr. Irving ir not quite forgotten in Lend yet. Twenty etudeota of the royal acad emy of arts are to send him a book of orlgnal * sketches in black and white , along with a letter conveying their ChrutmM greetings. is The performance of Meyerbeer's "prophet" the Metropolitan was the finest operatic spectacular production that has ever been seen in New York for many years. It was the mojt euccestful production , taken aa a whole , of the pretent eeaion of tnrand opera In German , L Skfttom Sonp , uckle the steel firm to the heel , For a merry bout and n merry reel ; The glassy ice we'll mark In A trice ith many quaint and stranro device. Our fire hums bright , and its ruddy light 'tlows far through the starry , wintry night ; We'll whirl and wheel on ringing steel While our pulses quicken and voices peal , iVItli shout nnd snng , a joyoui throng , Me'll wake the echoes loud nnd long. Till the moon'a pMo beam o'er the lull tops glenm , And warn us homo.to rest and dream. Ctioncs , For naught care wp , from carea set free , Though chill blow the wind o'er the icy lea , nd in sleep wo shout as wo toss nboilt , That merry , merry skaters ore we . ! [ ui. . Nicholas. EDUCATION All. The Khedive of Kgyat has sent his two son * to Geneva , Swltcorland , to bo educated. Kor the first time in twelve years the tchool comtntltoo of Boston will meet with no women iu Ita membership. T. C. Mondonhall , professor of philosophy' nt the Ohio university , has resigned to accept A position ia the signal icrvlceat Washington. P. T. Barnuni made elad the hearts of nm- bilious Bchool-boyn in Bridgeport , Conn. , by pricentlng ttio high echool with a gold medal fund of 81,000. A young mulatto is working as n conductor on n Pullman car on the Pennsylvania rail road for money enough to complete his course nt Columbia Law tchool , There are five colored Lutheran thcologlc.il studonis in Howard university , Washington , D. C. , four from tha Carolinns , nnd ouo from St. Thomas , West Indies. A now Horn an Oithollc university is to bo established nt Salzburg in Austra It is charged that In the existing unlversltvs of that part of the empire , the German liberal party has become so powerful that the nnti-Catho- Ho feeling is dominant. "In many faculties" says the Oormanln , "scarcely a single catho lic occupies a chair ; and thus the future phys icians , lawyers , government employes and teachers nro tinined entirely by men who nro Infidels and haters of the church. ' The bequest or Mrs. Helen C. Knowlcs to promote art education in Worchostor , Mass. , has realized $23,000 , nnd the trustees wil' Boon bo called upon to decide in what way they will carry out the purpose of the testat rix. They were given n wide liberty of choice in this respect , and may endow _ n professor ship In some of the city's educational institu tiona or found a now art school , nn may bethought thought most beneficial on consulting with these partlcalty interested In the subject , The fund is designed as a memorial to .Mrs , Knowle'e husband. The establishment of schools for manual in1 struction iflono of the growing necessities of the ago. There is sufficient opportunity for the youth to gather the rndimen a of n good English education , but with thorn ho also ac quires tastes somewhat above these of n com mon laborer. Tlio action of trade organiza tions has attempted , and , to some oxtout , suc ceeded in the control of the old apprentice ship system. That plan was open to many objections and oven its benefits were not equally distributed. The light and desirable trades were crowded , while the poor were practically excluded from all. Tlioro is to bqa great gathering of Hebrew ' professors at Union theological seminary , New York , during the Christmas recess , to I organize n board of trustees to take charge of tha Hebrew correspondence school nud sum mer schools started by Prof. W. II. Harper , and thus far directed by him , Ho has invited nil the Hebrew professors of the country toco- operate with him , nnd nearly 40 of them have responded. It is the aim of the Hebrew pro fessors to use these schools of Prof. Harper in order to prepare students for the theological seminaries by giving them elementary instruc tion in Hebrew. It ought to stimulate the colleges , says the Now York Evangelist , to introduce Hebrew aa an optional for semina ries. In order that tlieol'ga iray have the ad vantage of it in college , and not bo con strained to seek the training in Hebrew out side the college. AVill Sacrifice- ills Ilcst Bye. The gentleman who' wants some lines for ' his lady's album mayfind much comfort in the following : " ' Which I wish to remark , And my language is plain , That a kies in the dark Is a bliss that's not vain. You're the pride of the land , And I will not deny That to win that fair hand I would lose my right eye Which the same is of glass and a daisy ; T will be yours in the sweet by and by. Slcigblng with a Belle. Now along the snowy highway Slip the cutter and tha maiden , And the fellow who is spoony , And the great big , robe of bear-skin , Atid the horse whose mouth is just a- Bent as hard as ia Ilia hornesa. And the youth whose 'atacho is sprouting Puts hia arm about tbo maiden , Not * attending to the equine , And they tumble down a enow-bank Aa you notice by the stockings , Striped and of cheerful carmine.1 And the bill that youugman payeth On the morrow knocks hia eala- Ky for several weeks to blazes. Puck. Shoveling Hnow. Keen and sharp are the winds that blow Across the meadows of frozen snow. , : i - But the little boy standa And clasps his hands , And tinglei.all through with n ruddy glow ! Then hia father yella : "Come , shovel that' ' snow Kight off'u that sidewalk there below ! " But the little boy stands. . And clasps his hands , And cries : "I'm just frozen from head to too ! ' Puck's Annual , , - RELIGIOUS. | tfC The Methodist church to-day , including athi 'aniula ' , stands thus : 4 , ( > 00COO members , 27,600 Itinerants nnd 3i,700 ( local preachers. The Protontant Episcopal church In tha United States comprises 2IS3 ! organized churches , 3,659 clergymen and 301,003 com municants. The annual sain of pews in Puritan church at Brooklyn , N , Y , , was hold last week , The amount realized was $5COO. Two years ago tlio amount was $2,000 , Itoraan Catholics can hereafter participate in our national Thanksgiving day , the plenary council having included it amen ? holidays that they are permitted to observe. ' The new Congregational creed has been recommended by A committee for adoption as tbo creed of the New York state association , but-final action will bo deferred until next year , Nearly nil the Kiqulmaux of Greenland are adherents of the Lutheran faith , having oeen converted through the missionary enterprise of the Danish church. They have neat little churches where they hold religious cervices every Sunday. Kpiicopallans look upon Mexico aaan Invit of ing Held for missionary work by the church. The bishop of western Texas , who has lately been visiting that country , shows in his report to the church's missionary society that a great and excellent work of reformation is going on ? there. ft The Evangelical alliance has published its lists of tonics suggested for the week of Drayor , Januarg 4 11 , 1885 The heads are as fol lows : Sunday , January 4. sermons on "The Good Fight uf Faith. " Monday , Prairu aid Thankcgivlng : Tuesday , Humiliation and Confession : Wednesday , Prayer for the Cliurcb ; Thursday. Prayers for Families anil Instructors of Youth ; Friday , Prayer for the a Nations ; Saturday , Prayer for Missions , Home and Foreigc ; Sunday , January 11 , ser mons on "Waiting for the Lord's Appearing , " Carroll Beckwlth'd conception of Christmas that of two angels bearing the Infant Christ through the air. Alden Weir shows an aged farmer lilting In a homely kitchen in an atti tude of content ; T , W , Dewing , a group of angels playing on harps entwined with lilies ; are Duuglas Yolk , a winter sc ne & woman gati j ering miitletoti from u tree , throwing down the branches to two little eirls who stand below , the on Muran baa church Interior showing J. three richly costumed figures singing In the balcony of the choir. The coloring Is wonder1 ful , A now Sc ndina\lan church , intended to seat five hundred persons , and built nt a cost of $200,000 , has ju t been opened nt Park Lnno , Liverpool , The ceremony was largely attended. Among those who were present nnd took patt , were the mayor of Liverpool , eove. rnl city official * , not low of t o neighboring gentry nnd fifteen pnitots from different sta Uon In KnglMid nnd on the continent. Canon Lofroy , who gave an nddros on the occ.v Iou , natd that the church wns intended for the fifty ? thousand Scandinavians , Sweden , Xor weignns and Danes who annually visit I.iv erpool In the character of sailor ; nud cmi grants. * vAccording to the religious census of Kussln , tha established Greek church numbers some thing over 05,000,000 member ? , out of the 100,000,000 or moro inhabitant of the empire , The sects , of which there nro n multitude , cm- liraro nbout 12,000,0 0 adherents ; Homan Calliollciam hns f.OOO.OUO , Protestantism something over 3,00.,000 , the Armruian church about 2,000,000 , Jews nnd Mohntnmo- dins each about 3,000,000 adherents , nnd bo- rides these there nra nbout 2,000,000 heathen. During tha past ytnr 10,81' ' convicts were added to Ilia state church namely , 4,070 who worn formerly honthen , 395 from the sccU , 672 .Tows , 410 Mohammedans and 11 Armeu Ian Christians , "Sec the MlfIity Host Advancing ! " What a crowdl Fevers ; chllla ; weak nud aching backs ; painful joints ; tortured muscles ; sloonlrsa nights ; crnol sweats dizziness ; lack of appetite. This disa- grccablo procession may all bo prevented by the use of Brown's Iron Bitters Brown's Iron Bitters is the sworn enemy of malaria and all ita troop. Dr. M. M Groom , of Dardanelles , Ark. , says , "It l the best medicine in the world , nnd is cIFccting miraculous euros. " OKAPVLINQ A GKIKXLY. DcHpcrnlo Kigtit of Sheriff Smith siu Four Companions "Wltti n. llonr. Demer News ! Shorlll'Joo Smith , of Cone JOB county , , claims to bo ono of the greatest hunters in the country , nud to sustain this tolls a remarkable story of the killing of a griz aly boar on Prospect peak In Conojos county ono day last wook. assisted by Gerard Austin , county treasurer of Cone jos , Dr , Llmburg , Billy Seed of llinkl & Co. , nnd 0. Lee , of Chamn , formerly j sheriff of ono of the counties of Call fornin , "Wo were out hunting door , " said Joe , "and had camped the night before in valley by the side of a stream. Upon turning out in the morning we discovered that there had boon n 1'glit ' fall of snow during the night and nlao that there were A LARGE NUMBER OK HEAR TRACKS around the camp. Packing ap our duds wo started to follow the tracks which led directly up the mountain on the regular trail which wound around It clear to the summit and then over the range. When wo had goiio some miles and had reached a point about half way up , the tracks suddenly diverged Into some aapen tim ber. Following for a short distance with some difficulty , wo came to a place that was very much broken , huge boulders making further progroes almost impossi bio. While deliberating what to do wo suddenly hoard the grunt of a boar evi dently near by. With rifle in hand we looked around cautiously and diecovorod an opening between two of the largest rocks nnd marks showing the presence of bruin. Ho waa In a sort of opening or short cnvo formed by the rocks , but 110W TO GKT AT HIM was the question. No ono cared to follow | him , as wo wore sure ho was n pretty tough customer to deal with , being evi dently quito large and full grown , judg ing from the trucks , At length an Idea struck mo , and tolling the boys to stay in fcont I wont cautiously around to the back of the rocks and there saw a small opening through which the tail of the bear protruded. As I am pretty muscu lar and have n good grip , 1 dropped my rifle and grasped the bear's tail with both hands , at the same time shouting with all my might to the boys on the other side to go in and shoot him. Talk about pull ing ! That boar rUILED WORSE THAN TEN MuLES , and I thought several times that my arms would leave their sockets , but I braced myself with my foot against the rocks and hold on , the boor making a fearful noise all the time. Suddenly I heard several shots and the strain on my arms lessened and I know ho was a goner. Going around to the front I found the boys had gene In and I joined them , The bear was rolling in death agonies , snap ping at and trying to got near ue. Finally wo closed on him when with a last effort ho rose suddenly and clasped Austin in a terrible hng , bruising and scratching him fearfully. At the last moment Leo plunged his Hugo knife into his heart and ho fell dead. They all awarded the credit of the final shot , how ever , to Billy Seed. The boar , which was a full grown grizzly , and must hare weighed over five hundred pounds , wo dragged outside with some difficulty and skinned , it being impossible to take the carcass the long distance to town. The skin is at the Hotel Brunswick and you cau judge whether ho was not a tough cus tomer to hold. All of the party wore considerably ( scratched and bruised and showed signs of the severe struggle they had undergone. A. 1'hnso of Siberian Cultivation. Chicago Herald. Northern Siberia is ono of the coldest , bleakest regions imaginable. It is n coun try whore there is winter the year round , and where physical and human nature are prematurely chilled and frosted out of their natuial growth. It is the last place in the world ono would look to for great moral ideas , elevated notions of the rights of property , and exact justice Bo between man and man. Yet the people there have these admirable attributes to ol such a degree that their example is to worthy emulation by nations which lay claim to more perfect civilization. In STOP THAT COUGH By nalng Dr. Frazier'a Throat nnd Lung Bal sam the only sura euro for Coughs , Colds , lor Hoarseness and Sore Throat , and all diseases the throat and lungs. Do not neglect a cough. It may prove fatal. Scores and lot hundreds of ( rrateful people owe their lives to Dr. Frazier't Tliroat and Lunc IJalsam , nnd n no family will ever be without It after once nsing ! it , and discovering its marvelous power. is put up in large family bottle * and sold for the small price of 75 cents per bottle. Bold Kubn & CM. and O. F. Goodman. Pittsbuiv Chronicle. Colonel Mapleson'z opera company begin a two week's season at tha Boston theatre on the 29th instant , It will be opened by the np- peurnnce of Mlta Nevada in "La Somnambu- , " Madame 1'atti will appear dining fie Soaton engagement In four or five operas. The company , after the close of Its Boston eogaeo- nent of two weeks , will eing for ten night ) in Philadelphia. AngOHturu Hltterx do not only distint guish themselves by their flavor and aromalc- odor above all others generally used , but they also a sure preventive for all disease * orip- Inating from the digestive organs. Beware of ' 1 counterfeits. Auk your grocer or dniRplat for at genuine article , manufactured by Dr , J , . 13 , Selgert & Sons ' 111 DOQTOR G17 S . Chnrlos S . , St. J.nnK Mo. Aft t u'nr trxliii'co' t 8 J * lU'fc' ' t i cct li < lin nlirjrtf ttiirtr > 1 In llj * ifCii'tuttm nt , t tin % i ? < i trit , Km 1 lilt ni > PuiitMIti n iu o t r rhj.ltlinln et. Uuc , - . Nertoui Prostration , Dcblill ) , Mental tn4 Physical WtaKnes Mnc.irUI nnd other Afioe. lion * ol Throat , Skin or Bono. Blood Poisoning , slil Sores and Ulcers , nm , \ * I < H tnitniteirf su , * . Mon 1 4 < r t fl. Qiiuo vrdielj-i ' . * * > lv rrttnUlf. Dbenscs Irlslmj Irum Indiscretion , CxcoM , ncsire or Indulgence , nh rreJwg * o er iu toi.oftlnk effrtu fcertcti.tiMi. 4d 11 tv , din M cf llt4 ti4il tlif | nifinorj | III.M. . , . .1 ( M , Kx , | k , lf l ilcmt. t r > l ut lt > it tunj \ ( I. hm < fi , foufi In ofj | , . tic , rpndtrlne Marrln a Improper or unatnpy , * r t > rrmnnt li7turc > l. I'Mm lilft tn ( iief. Milho * ! > , itU if lrJ mtrlt.1- , rrti-to > nt > J > ln-t ( ' > t ultMlon U ? Qaa < > rt7 tnklirtt . oillQTltctl. Wrllc for uttilom. A Positive Wriiren Guarantee ) ltf In ill cnr M < .p , n. ttrtlklntiMrt ftrrj li r . VnmrhlM" . Cncllsli or Oonnin , (14 ( Imcri. rtiv a innMeor female , F1U.0 aiARRtAGE GUIDE It 3r fci , flnM'UI" . llloitnlM ( a tlottiloit fill bi ng > o , n. iiyef t * * "Atii * 1-ftKr eovrri , 2' > { . TbU . - > | cUIri > ll ibt curlon , douMful o > InouMtltt v n u een. 1 tool f rt i IntctMt to Hi. Lullt. B VIII purify tlin DUOOD/ropK. lltu tin : LlVCR ntul KIDNEY'S ' , anil m-Hrniii ; TIIK liliAL/ril nml VIQOH of YOUTH. lJ + l.i , Want orAlMH'llto , In- . -.p'llon , Lack or Mronztli. Binl'1 Irt"1 ' ' " "Uii alisolulcly uiiriMl. DoiK'3 , inusrloifinO iivrvrs rocctra iitwlorco. Kr.lHi'tis tlio mind nnd oiipille9 | llr.iln 1'owcr. BtillcrliiKlroi.il conipl.ilnln _ ' iipuiillnrto tuclrsi'X wil ! flnd In DK. El'B rKR'S IllON TONIC n mto nnd siiocily euro. ( JiHcsailear , healthy complexion. HreuHcnt ( .ttcniptent c/vwt > rti1Uii ; | oiilyndit lo tlio popularity oftlioorlclnnl. louolcxpcil ) < tuunt getllio OmuiNAi. AND IIFST. jounidilr toTliBlr. ) IlnrtnrMM Oo-X CSoml , Wo. , for our"DKKAM BOOK. " W . Knliof etmngo mid urernl laformauon.froa.J' I < tnlrU. ftluro Cnra. Sir. * < " ouaranteo pleen fvfrt/ealla , , n < trrtkrn , drSciidtwoatntnpsforX'leli rated 11 cdlcnlWorks , Address , F. I . CIjAItKli , IU. ! > . . 186 So lit Clark Street , CHICAGO , ILL. NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY iUOOKSSOP. TO DAVIO a BHTDJEU.l Qenoul Je&l o 1105 JTAEHAU 8T. . OMAHA. HITS tot Bftis IC5.000 ac.rsa c ro'ully Delected Undi a Kutera Kebiuki , ftt low price nd on easy lortni Improved itrms lor s ! o In Uonglag , Bodge , Oollas PUtle , Burl , Cumlng , Suiiy , WnalazloD , Utilsk nndere , and Butler jonntlos. Taxes paid In all parts ol the Bttti , ; Uoney loaned on mproved iumi. Rotirv Pnbllo always , ln odoo Correspond JAS.HPEABODYM. D. Physician & Surgeon noelldonoe No. 1107 Jonns St. Office , No. U09 Far turn etroot. Otflco hours,12 m ta I p. m. and ( torn to l ( 8 p. m. Telephone , ( or oBco 07ro8lJonoo 1S5 , ftOHNE'S ELECTRICBEIT PTIll care Nervonsnos * , I.nmbarro , Kl.cnmatlaro F NeunilKlo. BcUtlcu , KlUilfJ. bino | mill l.lvcr isrnccn , Oout , AHthmii , Heart illitoiiHt ) . Dlspcpuln , rntibtlpnllnn , hrj slpcliu. Catarrh , Pllen , JpllepMT , ImpuKMio , lititnb AKIU , Prola ] ui UliTl.ctc Only ctU'iitlMc * liclrlc in It III An.or Icn tliut Bunds tlio Kleurklluiul innRiietlHtii ttiinuglillic bHlj , aud tun bo rocbarjcod la an Instuut by the jmtleut. Winter Is coming , the season ol tbo year ( or achca anil pnlns. In view of this fact we lay buy ono ol Dr. Home's Electric Belts. By so doing you will t\oi\ Rheumatism , Kidney Troubles and other Hie t'atflosh la be'r to. Do net del y , butcAil at our otlloj and examine boltc , No. U22 Uouglas street , or C. F Qoodman's , 1110 Farnam St.Omaha , Neb. Or ders fflleil 0 O. D / W. . bHOJSMAKBE , Counsellor AT 215 S , 13th it. Omaha , Neb. Fourteen Years' Practice In Ion a and Colorado. REFERENCES IOWA-HOD. J , Heed , Associate Justice Sucrem- ConnresidenceCouncil UlufTt ; lion C , 11. Lonij , Uistrlct Jud e , rcslJtiice , Cherokee : 1'irst Nailonai liank ana Ollicer & 1'u < y , llanltors , Council , DliilTo ; Harvey & Ford , Hankers , Loganlllairisen Co. , la. COLORADO Ilou , J. 0 , Il lui , Asiodato Justice , Supremu Ueurt , residence , Dem 01 ; Hon. Win. liar rltun. District JIII.KB , lu.ldencc , lluena VmtaIIatu- ; % n > < * . - Kaiiplay , Park Co .i iB.im Science of Life Only $100 BY MAIL POSTPAID , mm THYSELF. A GREAT MEDICAL WOUK ON MANHOOD ! Exhausted TlUUtv , Nervous and Parried Dobllllj Premature Decline In Man. Errors ot Youth , and the untold miseries resulting from Imllscretlonj or ex- nesses. A book ( or every man , yountf , middle agrd and old. It contains 125 prescrlptloni ( or all aonl and chronic diseases each one of which la Invaluable. found by the Author , who e eiperlenco ( or 1 } years Is euch as probably never Before ( ell to the lot any phylcian. BOO pages , bound la boantUn ) E French muello empoesed oovera , ( nil , gilt guaranteed be a finer work In every sense , machanleal , lit erary and professional , than any ether work soldln Ihli country ( or < 2.60 , or the money will be refunded every Instance. Prloo only tl.co by mall , pott- paid. Illustrative sample 6 cents. Send now. Gold medal awarded the author by the National Uedloal Awoolatlon , to the officers of which be reters. The Solcnoe ol Life should be read by tbo yooni Instruction , and by the afflicted ( or relief. It wlfl benefit all , London Lancet. There 1s no member of twlety lo whom The Bd- DM of Lfe will not be useful , whether youth , pai- , guardian , Instructor or clergyman. Argonaut. Address the Feabody Uodlcal ( nt.ltute , or Dr. W , , Parker , No. i JJolflaoh Street , Hoston , Ua > s. , who may be consulted on all disease ! requiring ( kill and xperlenoe. Chronic and obstinate dMeuet that baTl baffled the iklU ol all other pbyB-HCAl claof , specialty ! Bach treated luooeas-nCAL folly us without an IniUnce of ( allaie. TUVCCTC M. R. RflSDON , HEI'RK9ENT3 : Phoenix Insurance Co. , London , Cosh Aiwots | 5,8fl,000 Wi-ntchcbler.N. V , Capital . . 1O 0,010 TheMtrchaoM ol Newark N.J. , Capital . . lV7f > ,000 Qlrard Fire , Phlladelphla.Capltal 1 , 00,000 Woman's Fund , Capital 1.M9.003 NOTICE. lie annual mettlnr o ( the ttock holders f > f th U'otern Hon and Cattle Icuuraiioo Co , will be held the olltc.e of the company lntnah > , on Monday , Januarvmti , 1HM. IlEMtY 1'l'MKT , IWt tnAH. K. lit'liytsriR'tet Keo'v , Utc-li lew-Jw A The romarksblo growth of Omahir during the last fovr yonro Is n m&ttor ol great nstonlshrnout to these wlio pay an occ.ialounl visit to this growing city. The development of the Stoo Yarda the nocosalty of the Bolt Lliio Rood the finolv paved utrooU the hundreds of now resldoncoa nnd costly buslnosa blocks , with the population of onr city nioro than doubled in the laat five years. All thlfl la a great nurprlao to vlalton nnd la the admiration of onr oltlzona. This rapid growth , the business activity , and the many substantial Improvements madn n liroly demand for Omahn real estate , nnrj orory Investor haa made D handaomo profit. Slnao the Wall Street panic May , with the subsonnont cry of hard times , there haa boon loaa demand from specula tors , but a fair demand from Invostoro Booking homos. Thin , latter olasa are taking advantage of low prices In build ing material and are securing tholr homoo at much losa cost than will bo possible t > year honco. Speculator , too can buy real oBta * 9 cheaper now and ought to take advant < o of proaout prices for future pro t > . The next forr yearn promises groatos d ivol oprucnts In Omaha than the pose fl v > years , which hare boon as good aa wo could reasonably doslro. Now man ufacturing establishment/ ) largo job bing houses are added almost weekly , and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many In Omaha and throngh- bat the State , who have their money in the banks drawing a nominal rate of toroat , which , If judiciously invested in Omaha real ohtato , would bring thorn , much greater roturua. Wo have many bargains which wo are confident will bring the purchaser largo profits In the near future. We have for Bale the finest resi dence property iu the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason able prices on Sherman avenue , 17th , 18th , 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnara , Daveuport , Cuming , and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam , Califor nia and Davenport streets has made accessible Borne of the finest and cheapest residence property in the lity , and with the buildmg of the street car line out Farnam , the pro perty in the western part of the city will increase m value. Wo also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- , y in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company and the railroads will certainly double .he . price in a short time. We also have some n'ne business ots and some elegant inside resi- dencep for sale , Parties wishing to invest will find some good.bargams by calling i REAL ESTATE BROKERS. 213 South 14th St Bet recn Farnham and Douglas. P. S. We ask these who have property for riale at a bargain to gjv > ' a callWo want only bargains We will positively not handle prop erty at more than ita real value , i \