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MAU11KR. 1S13 B'arnam St W th rajh numlwr of DOilOIlESTS MONTI1L1 M -CiAXINB will Im b'lun a full ilzc fabhlonablo Pa tern ol uny size of t > lea soli ctcd , maklDg t ch y to , tern during thoj tars \aluonfo\cr thieo Uollla lietldea the must lopular , tnttrtalnir anj us mH-n'iig ' Simple copio * a ' 0 , j carl ) , JJ. Add \ \ . Jennlnga , Dfinoreiat , ITKait Uth ht , New V , EVERY PERSON SICK OR WELL , - - - - Is Imltcd to pcnd thcl uddrcas to TUB Swirt Si-ECirio Co. , Wrawrr ! AllsnU , ( la , for a cony of tliclr treatise on Uloo ud bkln Ultcuca. vhldi Mill bu malktl free. Cancer for Many Years , A ftmlly servant Im ) been afflicted ( or many \c r with a oanwr on her noeo , and wai ttealed by Ham oil ho bent phjelcUni , and the old remcdUw uiei without bciictlt Mnally o gi\e her a ilt'a Spe cifio and iue hai been completely cured. JOHN HILL , Drutrslat , Ihcmion , Go. , August it ) , 1SS1. NOSE EATEN OFF. Jobn Nc , jounp nun near liere , lad a cancel onhUdce which bad utten away hla iioso and inr ul hU check , aiulxai rxteudlniup tohUejoa. Ai Iv4 resort he > i put on S llt'a Sfeclllc , and 11 i entirely cured blin. llli faced all healed o\et with uew rlijli , and his general luilth It excellent JIiifcco\ory wm vtondertulIf. If. f. CRt-xtKr , If. D. , e , Oa. , Aujruit 10,1831. i WANTED EXOITKMKNT How A Mnu From the ICnstv AinnBcd mid Kntcrtntncd In the " \Vllils ot Montana , St. iVvul Day. ' 'It was in the early days of atonmboa ing on the upper Missouri , " said Welt < Cooper , of Bozornan , the other night ( the MorchnntB1 hotel , "on an upward tri from Bismarck to Benton , on a boat o the Conlton lino. Wo had on board jolly party , who had exhausted their ri sources for whillng nwny the tlmo , wheat at a wood camp wo took on a fresh pai snnfror , and I used the term freshly ac visud , aa you will BCD. IIo had ovldcntl boon dropped off the boat ahead of ua bi caueo they hadn't miough salt to cui him with. Ilo waa tall , angular , HU pallid , blue eyed , and carrotly linlrei Ilia build and accent botraycd the goi uino Yankee. Ilia bearing indicated wloo man from the east OH a pllgriuiaf. tojtlio wlldjwost. "How far ia that mountain from hero ? ho aakodas ho ccn omplatodtholaudaca | ] with an artist's poao. Wo dropped upt his refcrouco to the mountain , iloro w onr opportunity to nmuso our gucat. was moro than n milo to the butte , bi wo told him solemnly that it wasn't moi than n quarter and volunteered to go at climb to the npox where wo could BOO tl moat magnificent landscape the eye man over gazed upon. Three or four started with him. The ether members the committee of entertainment OSCUBI themselves. " "Tho trail led across coulooa and ovi prairie-dog hillo , but our guoet ploddc on with the boya , who were filling h eoul with dismay by rotating Inditi stories until the landscape had lost son of Its charma and expressed a burnlt dcairo to return to the boat nnd tl butte waa fading Into the shadows < evening. The party had hardly face abonh when wild yells and wilder lirir made the air hideous. The boys a yelled 'Injuns' and madon break for U boat. Then n palo streak was noon broal Ing through the air , anon appearing o n dog house and disappearing from vlo In a coulee , the iiring and nowllng coi tiuulng on cither aide of the line of r treat on the trail from the bntto to th boat. Everybody on the boat were i convulsions as the apparation droppc from the bank into the water , waa flalu out with a boat hook and identified i the eaatonorwho wanted some oxcitir amusement. "When the boya , whom ho had dia tanced In the retreat , came sneaking It : holding their aidea and biting thair lipo with the atory that they had , after a har struggle , succeeded In driving the a&vagi away and saving hla lifo , the castorm suddenly pulled a toy pistol and opone lire on thorn , snoaring ho would I nvonged , for ho was wet and wrathy. Bi by the thno wo reached Benton wo ha succeeded in rcatockiug him with confi dent-o in our good intentions. "Boforo landing wo were having aquli talk among ouraolvos , aa to taking a llttl horseback exorcise. 4s wo had antic patod , ho broke Into the convoraation an pleaded to accompany ua , declaring the Ilia mission to Montana was the pursu of health. His physician had told hit to go out there and rldo the ronghei liorso ho could find and stir up his livoi Wo wont up to a livery stable and gave th foreman the wink. Our fresh friend irr pressed the boys with his dealro t rot the ronghoat horao there was in th corral. Pretty soon a utout legged caj use with a shaggy mane , a atubby ta and a pink eye came bounding out wit three muscular follows dancing a hornpip in his train , trying to control him with lariat , the atirrups pommeling the saddl md the pony's flanks with wild abandon The man in search of health studied tli antics and lurid light In that cayuse'a ey i moment and quailed. Then wo guy 01 lim until wo had touched his prldo am the boys had quieted the boast a little and then ho mounted. The mon hold 01 until ho could bo firmly seated. Hi mettle was now up and ho yelled fiorcel ; at the man to lot go the ropes. The cay iso did not stir when ho was first re eased. This Inspired the ride to rake his Hanks with hi spurs. Then there was a confusioi ot caynso and rider and apurs am saddle in the air and on the ground alter lately until the whole outfit rolled up ii i heap of du at in front of tha corral , lad aeon a cayuao buck before , but neve ono which entered ao heartily into th ipirit of the occasion as that ono bid. H > rought every muaclo into action am 'airly ' overreached himself. Wo wont i ho wreck aa quick aa possible , dredgei the dust out of the hoalth-aookei'i ears and mouth , and aot him on the hoe ngain. "And the firat thing ho aaid , waa : " 'Say. mister , ia that that horse's nat iral gait ? ' Wo all came to respect th CUSB , for ho was a good ono. Game am ; all vioro hio constituent elements , aw him afterwards on a lecturing tou and blamed if ho wasn't just coininj money. ' I Painting the Dcnd. few York Telegram , "Have you over hoard of dead mon i aces being painted to make thorn lool natural ? " naked a Broadway barber of i oportorial customer who had jusi trapped into a chair. "No , " uas the answer. "Well , I have done several jobs ol hat kind BO artistically that the frlondi of the deceased complimented mo and mid mo big money , Drop your chin c ittle there. 1 waa called by nn under taker a while ago to paint the face of a wealthy man who had accidentally ahol ilmaolf through the temple BO that the round discolored both sides of the face , lazor pull , oh ? No ? I took watercolor - color paints and fine brushes along , and after applying collodion to the discol ored parts of the face , I painted t as near the natural complexion of ho deceased as I could. Oloao shaveoh' All right. Of course I waa alone with ho corpse and the undertaker's assistant , and none of the relatives of the dead man aw mo do the job. Sit up a little higher , ( leasol When I got through the face ookod BO natural that it surprised mo. ? ho relatives were called in and pro. lonncod the face very uatural and true tc Ife. But I took ( .aro to find out when ho corpse was going to bo burled , for I know the discoloration would return gain after the paint got dry ; sol finished p my work a couple of hours before the id was put on the casket. I got a big rico for that job. Have a sea foam ) No ? Bay rum ? No ? "I got another job ; it was to paint the ace of n man who had died in California nd while the remains were being brought ere they became greatly discolored. The olatives wanted to have the corpse look Ice and tbo undertaker sent for mo. I ; ruck a bargain , as an artist iu euch ork would , and secured a bigger price ian I expected , Part your hair on the eft lde ? O. K. ' Well , I worked like a oavor over that b ackonod face , and got to look quite natural ; but I know It wouldn't latt long , eo ! got the nndc taker to hurry up the funeral , which 1 did. Everybody who saw the face siV it was very natural , "Oh , I can do such jobs to the queen tanto , but 1 haven't had n call for son tlmo. I have frequent calls from upton swells who liavo accidentally , you knoi got their oyoa blackened , and for n dolli or two I rub collodion over them ati touch them np with flesh-colored wato color paint. I can make dead faces lot hko llvo ones. Fifteen cents , ploaa Thanks. Brush ! " f IN UtYSttt. The Bridegroom Drmva Ills Knl : on lHn AVIlo AH Hour New York Star. A party of two young mon nnd tw girls appeared before Juaticn Strong the city hall in llobokon on Friday eve : ing and asked him to perform a marria ) ceremony. The conplo who were di sirous of being united appeared to bo u dor the Iniluonco of liquor , but they ai swered the usuul questions without he Italian , and the justice married thoi The young man described himself Arthur E llico of No. 300 Washlngti street , Hoboken , and tbo bride said si nns Marie Marietta of No. 120 Iloboki avenue , Jersey Oity Heights. Her female companion , who w bridesmaid , said her name waa Leer Mahoney of No. 18i > Webster nvouu Jersey City Hoighta , Aaslatant 01 Olork Wolnthal acted na groomania After the ooromony the party wont the Eagle Hotel , where they had anpp and considerable drinks. Suddenly t ! now-mado husband drew n knife ai threatened the wife of an hour. H cries alarmed the inmates of the hot < and the proprietor , after quieting t parties , asked them to leave , which th did. The AVomoii ol' Vienna. From a Recent Latter , The education of girls in Vienna aomowhat peculiar and worthy of not writes a correspondent of that city. I to 15 yoara of ago they are kept at thi studies , but are not deprived of sociot Thuy dross very simply , rarely wearing silk gown until the day they leave t school room for the ball room. Aft they leave school they go through a yea or oven two yoaro' teaching in the pant and in the kitchen under some member the family , or even , in some cases , another family nndor trained cooks. Th may never bo required to cook a dlnne but they are thus rendered indopondo of cooks and servants , as they learn he to do everything themselves long bofo they begin housekeeping on their OT account. When married they are me afioctionate wives and mothers. 1 Austrian lady , in fact , is as accomplish ! and learned as nn English governeas , good a housekeeper and cook as a Gc man , as witty and vivacious in society a Parisian , as passionate as an Italic and aa handaomo ns an American , eon of the moat beautiful women In Euro ] being found in Vienna. Germans nt nlao Auatrians are celebrated for the stocks of linens. Hero as soon as a gi is born , the weaving of her linen is b gun , and every year a pleco of s ccrtai number of yards Is sot aside for hi trousseau , ready for her marriag < Grandmnmas , on their side , are not Idli They pass their tlmo knitting for the grandchildren , aupplylng not only the proaent wants , but alao laying asldo f < the future , a dozen dozens of stocklnf of every kind being the usual number < any bride's trousseau , and aomo of thei knitted stockings are as fine as sorno i the finest woven ones. An Austrian gii or lady is never , I may any , aeon withoi some kind of work in her hand. Ladii work oven in society . They do nothln at balls , of course , but I think that la th only exception to the rule. The Original Mr. lloily Who the Hotel. Virginia City Chronicle. Everybody has probably heard ef tli old song. "Is that Mr. Roily who kooj the hotel ? " but few know how It orlgliu ted. Some years ago an Engliahrua made a trip overland by stage. Tt wards evening ono day the stage drew u at a small houao by the roadside , froi which a sign hung announcing "hotel. Entering , the Englishman throw off glass of liquor and demanded a supper c ham and ogga. " ' " landlord "bu "I'm aorry , aald the , bam Is scarce and there's no eggs withii ton miles cf the place. " "No 'am ban' ' heggs ? " roared Join Bull , "then Hilo 'avo beefsteak. " "Sorry , " briefly said the landlord "wo'vo no steak. " Cold poison flowed in the Britisher' ' voice aa ho asked if cold roost beef wn attainable. "Nary a roast , " responded the land lord ; the boys ate It all up for dinner. " "Well , - ! - ! - ! " howle the Britisher , using ungrammatlcn French and Hotontot , "what the blaze i'you keep ? " "Why , I keep the hotel , " said th landlord In a surprised and grieved tone A.nd this was "Mr. Holly who keeps th lotol. " New Baggage llulcs. The general baggage agents of the 1111 lols Control , Minneapolis & St. Louis , st Louis , Kcokak & Northrrostorn , Bur Ington , Rook Island , Hannibal & St , Foseph , Northwestern , St. Paul , Omaha Northern Pacific and Omaha roads have iddrosaeil the following notice to the pub Ic : "Tho following named companiot rill not accept any roeponaibllity what- iver for the receiving , storage , hocking , or forwarding of sample ranks , cases or packages car- led by jewelers or travelling .gents . for jowoly houses. From and af- or the date of this notice their agent ! rill refuse to receive from jewelers 01 raveling agents for jewelory houses , 01 ither persons , any sample trbnk , case 01 mckago that they may know or have canon to believe contains jewelry or jew- illor'a samples , either for storage in tholi mggsgo-rooms , for checking as baggage , ir for transportation la the cars of those lompanles , nor will they take charge ol noh trunks , , casoa or packages In any aanner whatever. Should such be ton- lerod , they will state to persons maklnp ho tender that they cannot bo accepted , ' Probably the largest real estate trans- otlon over brought about by a club wae ho purchase of their grounds by the taston baseball club , at a coat of vei 1100,000. They were obliged to either urchaso or allow the grounds to bo sold t auction in lots. It Is generally con- Idorod to have been an oxcollout invest- lent. The Boston and Providence rail- oad desired to secure a portion of the roporty for turn-outs , otcM but wore ntuccessful , A man in St. Albans , Vt , was heard > remark that ho would give twenty cents > r a cat. The next morning twpnty-two eye were on hand , each expecting to go way twenty cents richer. Gll.VYB CLOTHES. How FnslilntiM Are Dlscu'scd In f Undertaker's Hoonis , I'ittkbiirg Commcrcial'Qnzetto. "Do you wish to look ct n late style one ? " said an undertaker and dealer i garments for the dead yesterday to n got tloman who had called in the interest < a late friend. 'What ! do you have styles in grav clothct ? " said the patron in some nstoi ishment. "Why , certainly ; " said the dealo : "Hero , you &co , wo have broadcloth suit for the young men and men of midill ago , dressing gowns for old mon , brow : and black habits for ladles and law shrouds for children. Hero Is a down pillow for the baby's ' head. " ' 'Aro these the moat fnahlouabl colors ? " "You , you sco , wo hnvo no plain whiti Dead white , as it is called , is no longi the fashion. Ju its place wo now u cream nnd bluu-whito or pearl Blac nnd brown are much used. Brown : growhiR into popularity with the catlu lies. Wo are making up some full-drei suite , but the frowns nro most popular ft both BOXOB. Brown nnd black are tli only color uaod in making the gontli men's habits , Of coursa the shirts an collars nro mndo wlutu , nnd you sou , the nro uanally sot with n pcmrl stud , Cravnl nro cither white , black or cream. Tl : shirt , cravat , collar and gown is nil in or plcco nud made open at the back , I'o haps you do not know that when the re ntivcs of the dead buy n suit of clothes i a clothing atoro , and take it to an undo taker , the very first thing ho does is I cut open the back. This is doiio to nvoi the dilliculty of getting the sloovcs ovi the arms. These habits you see a : fastened at the back by moans < strings. " Turning to another part of the stor the haberdasher in grave clothes r marked : ' 'Tho gentlemen'sdrcas aui are mnda of broadcloth , either Qno < coarse , according to the demnnd , whl the gowua are sometimes made of morin with collar and calls of quilled satin , Tl waist is fastened with n cord and tasac Thoao garments , as Ihnvo Intimated , mr bo either black or brown. For Indie three varieties are kept , which are d nominated , for want of bettor names , tl habit , ' the 'gown' nnd the 'Mother Unl bard. ' The habit is a sort of wrappc The Indies' and children's clothing ai ilutod , embroidered and trimmed wit Inco. The fabrics such as nro kept 1 stock are not costly. The satins nro goi orally part linnn and economy Is practice in the selection of the ether goods. * coats losa to buy nny kind of n habit fc n dead person than the living. This , think , ia sonniblo. What's the use c ' buying valuable clothes for 'such pui poses ? Of course rich people , and eve people who are not rich , sometimes orde habits made from goods of the fine : texture ; bnt it's no use , nnd the majorlt of the people seem to think so , judgin from the trade. " In response to a question at to th style In coll'ms , the dealer laid his jhan ou n magnificent specimen as ho romarl ed : "Tho newest thing is the Egyptia casket. It Is made of solid rosewood c mahogany and would prohably bo sold o retail for about $450. It wus designed , understand , by an architect. Its peculiarity arity Is thnt it does not resemble a coffin There ( a no bulge in the side nnd each o the corners is ornamented with ono c the straight round columns found nmon the ruins of ancient Egyptian structures The carving , all af which is done b ; hand , is also characteristic of the Egyii tian architect. It IB modest and olcgan throughout and it would cost you a goci deal to dlo In that stylo. That cedar bo : over there goes with it. Stylish under takers have discarded the white pin covers altogether. The Egyptian caskets ots are not colored artificially , aa a rule bnt finished in the natural colors of th wood , though it can bo obomzed. Thi coflin shape for both coffins and casket ; is being done away with after undispute < UBO from tlmo Immemorial. " "Howabout the fashions In hardware such as bandies and plates ? " "I have the latest patterns hero. . ' keep thorn to know how to match them as everything about a fuurql must ebo li keeping. Sliver has been wholly dis carded , and oxidized motah have take ! its place. Gold is also popular. Thi old-stylo dropping handles have boon caa asldo to await a now freak of fashion while the straight box holds undiaputec sway. This box Is often hoxigon soaped the tips and fastenings being of gold sometimes plain , bnt often burnished The present styles are practical , soiislbh andologant. " Ijlfo In a Modem Monastery , Nintoanth Century , At five minutes to five precisely , foi punctuality is a great matter , the big bol begins tolling for Matins. This Is the modern equlvalunt of what used to be called the midnight oflico. In the thirteenth century the honr was 2 a. in. , now It IB five , in some monasteries on the continent it is four , But in those days they wont to bed at sun-down 01 aoon nfter six , whilst wo moderns think nine o'clock early. When the tower clock has ceased striking five , all riao , at signal given by the superior , from the places where they have boon kneeling ind waiting in the chancel , and the Matin service begins. On ordinary days it lasts nn hour and a quarter , and haslet lot much about It of ceremony or rftunl hat could catch the eye of an onlooker. 3ut on festivals it ia nn almost gay scene , md must begin earlier on account of its iroater protracton. On such occasions a argo number aronrrayod in alb and cope , ho organ accompanies the chant , nnd omotimos the voices of boys mingle with ho heavier tones of the monks. These ittlo choristers are selected from the ibboy school , of which more anon. "Prlmo" Is chanted at half-pant seven ; ho conventional mass that ia , the pub. Io mass of the day Is sung at 9 o'clock. , nd at this the whole school assists. On estlvals , this is the great celebration of ho day , and is more or losa solemn in iroportlon to the greatness of the feast ; \ sermon accompanies It , The next time hat the community are called to the ihurch is for the oifico of "Nono" ana kftor this at half-past four , comes the ivonlng olflco of voapors. This , llko the DBAS , la sung with organ accompaniment , md these two , wilk Matins , make up the nero solemn of the d ily services , at rhlch all are more stringently bound to > o present. The office of "Compline , " ho closing prayer of the day , recited at i lf.p ° st eight makes the sixth and last imo that the monks assemble in the hnrch. They spend at least three hours nd a half every day in thla choral duty -on festival * much more ; it is ono of he principal employments of monastic ifo. ifo.This This order of the day never varies , rith the slnele exception that on Sun- ays and some very great festivals the Igh mass takes place t ton o'clock , for ho convenience of those "oulsidors"who reqaoat the Abbey Ohnicb , and who light think "nine" rather early. The remainder of the day is tilled up In divora irays , in the discharge of the vr rious occupations which each has ni signed to him From the end of Comr line till the end of Prlmo of the follow ing morning la n tlmo of the strlctct si Ion en nnd recollection ; not nwordraua bo spoken for anything short of tli gravest ucceaafly , and no work or bus noes is done It Is the time for th nightly rest , nnd for meditation and private vato prayer. But when Prime is tit Ifthod the nctivo work of the d y begtui Foremost among thin ia the work c teaching ; for the monks of these day still maintain their ancient tradition c education , nnd the school ia nn almoe integral pirt of n monastic establish mont. I'UtTING A lltiiVI ) ON HIM. Xlio Irlsli Wirtow GPIH ICxolieil Over ; Ticttrr , St. l.ouin Critic , "You'vo known mo now for n Ion toimo , Mrs. MeOlnpgorlj ] " said the Iris widow to her neighbor. "Faith'n 1 have.Mrs. McGoogan , " wn the neighbor's response. "An1 yo nuvor saw nawthin wrong wl mo , did ye ? ' "Divil a thing , Mrs. McGoogan " "An * no moro will yo , Mra. McGlac gorty , " Bald the widow. "Furnll there wan thing m this whole wldo wurld . proldcs incsllf on ito my charrnckthorai by heavens , I'll hould on to that whtfil there's power in mo arm 01 lolfo in ra carkisa. Sure nn' fwhat'a n poor dnclr widdy TToranu pot to purthect her bv her chnrrackthci ? Whin that's gone oho In purty hnrd hoult , an * don't ' you forg < it nltlior , Mrs McGlnggorty. Aye , that it. What am 1 gottln1 at ? This IB whf I'm gottin' at , mo frlnd. I sindu m daughter Arothoosy to the grocery jm tt corner half an hour ngo for a pRk t poratloa an * tin cinta worth of lugnni fwiu what does aho bring mo bac in the basket but a love lottc for the ould fat Dootchman that owns tli Bthorol 'Pwhat's thia Arothooay'aczl ? 'The ould wan-oyed walnor wuraht o the camior , ' scz aho. 'An * who ia h amaahinT I up an' ' axes hor. Thin fwhn does aho do but toll mo 1 makes her nlcl an' cez I had botthor take mo head to brain factory an' have some thradadollai put into it. 'An' for fwhy thrado dollars scz I. 'Bokasp , thin , ' aez sho. 'there' bo some since in It , ' I watr rale voxo wid the prosoominous little huzzy fur he way av tnlkln' , but I lost Bight av that Mrs. McGlaggorty , f win I thought av th Dootchman'a gall. Arothoosy road m the letter , an' bo nil the angola an' ' saint it 'ud make yer hair sthand on ind ti hear all the ducky dnrlints an' tootsc ; tootsies ho calls-mo. lie tould mo tha ho was Roln' crazy to have mo all to him self , an" ho wouldn't bo able to llvo wid out mo , at nil , nt all. 'Fwhwat do yoi think av that , mo daughter ? ' I axed her 'Think av it ? , she sez , as she chucked on her under jaw until sholuked like n suck end policeman. 'Think ov it ? Fwhy take the guy in , mother reaalproaaicati his affections , yo know an' inabbo wo'l 10 able to swiapo the grocery ehtore , an thla yo can give him the shako. ' Foinc advice from an only daughter , wasn't it But its loiko nil the young gerls av thi proalnt day. They'll fancy ennybodj that has the money , an' bo honvins the ] will marry him , too , aff its only for the aako of a uaihkln eacquo an' a pair av tit dollar doimond earrings. " "But fwhat did you do about thi lotther ? " naked Mrs. McGIaggorty. "Fwhat did 1 do ? I'vo jiat bin dowi to the sthoro an' buahtod a bushel inoas nro over the Dootchman'a head. Tin onld schcampl Ho has wan wife in Germany many , another in Now York , an' now t < be afthor thrvin' to make a fool av i daclnt woman ! It's too muchl Aff ] toult mp brother-in-law , th' officer , abou him , faix 'n I b'liove ' he'd murdhor him or have him slnt to the pintlntiary , war. or th' other. Troth 'n fwhen I come tc think av it , I'm sorry I didn't kill hin ineself , the monathor nnd mawrmon , tc amnah a poor widdy , who wouldn't hav < the loikcs av him all' ho was n rich as Jaj Gould or as purty aa Freddie Gibhart. ' PILES ! PIliESt PIIiESI A SURE CUKE POUND AT i ASTI NO ONE NEED BUKFKB. A sure euro for Blind , Bleeding , Itchlnpntu Ulcerated Piles has been discovered by Dr , Williams ( an Indian Remedy , ) called Dr , NVilliam's Indian I'ilo Ointment , A single box has cured the worst chronic casoa of 23 01 30 yours standing. No ono need sutler fivt [ ninutes fter applying thia wonderful sooth ing medicine. Lotions , Instrumenta nnd eloo- iuaries do moro harm than good , William's [ ndiau I'ilo Ointment absorbs the turners , nl- ays the Intense itcliing , ( particularly nt night tfter ijettiaK warm in bed , ) acts aa a poultice , ; ives instant relief , nnd is prepared only for L'ilos , itching of the private parts , and for lothlno else. Read what the lion. J. M. Goffinb& ry , of jjoveland , nays about Dr. William's Indian Pile Oointmeut : "I have used scores of Pile vures , and it affords mo pleasure to say that I lave nuver found anything which gave such mmedlato and permanent relief ns Dr. Wli- iam'a Indian Ointment. For sale by nil drug- fiats and mailed on receipt of price , 50o and > 1. Sold at retail by Knhn & Co. C. F. GOODMAN , Wholesale Ago A body of well equipped mon are about ottlng out from Laramie City for north- restern Wyoming for the double purpose if shooting wild horses and poisoning oyotoa. The latter are a terror to cat- lemon and a reward of 82.50 each ia of- orod for their pelts. Wild horses have ncrcaood of late on the plains , and do amsgo by enticing away tame ones , so bat the loss to owners Is great every oar and constantly increasing. Hood's Sarsaparllla , acting through the lood , roaches every part of the system , ad in thla way positively cures catarrh. John Smallworth , of Vlnconnoa , Ind. , ill sue < 150 persona for $500 each , bo- inao they said ho ought ty bo tarred and lathered when ho married his fourth ifo < Goocl-Kor-Xorliliii ; Do you sometimes foul that wayljaasl- ? ide ? Vertigo ? Can't ' sleep ? Can't ' on- > y a meal ? Can't engage in a pleasant invoriation ? Can't carry on business ? an't look hopeful on the future ? Well ; 11 that moans dyspepsia , and general isordor cf the digoativo apparatus. "I ow feel llko a now man."is what Dr. , 0. McLaughlln , of Wolfosvillo , N. 0. iys , after ueing Brown's Iron Bitters , 'ou may have thoaamo experience if you ro snffdririK from dyspepsia , liver com. lalnt or similar ills. Colonel Ingersoll is eald to have made 25,000 from fifty lectures during the ist two months. The jolly colonel is > nvlnced that talking pays bettor than olltica. If you have catarrh , uao the surest jmcuj Dr. Sago's. The Georgia house of reprosontatlves u linppsBd a tax ot § 200 on dealers in itures in Georgia , and reduced the tax \ foreign loan companies to $10. The eorgia supreme court has declined to icognua or Irgaliza the future business . all. 017 St. Clinvli'i S' . , S . 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KNOW THYSELF , , A GREAT MEDICAL "WOKK Kxhanatod Vitality ; Nervous and Phyeloal DoblUI Premature Decline In Man , Errors ol Youth , and tti in told miseries resulting from Indiscretions or 01 : o83oe. A book for every man , young , middle agn md old. It contains 126 prescriptions for all acn ind chronlo diseases each one ol which Is Invaluable io found by the Author , whoso experience for 1 rears Is Buch as probably never ooforo fell to the Io if any physician. 800 pages , bound In beautlfn "ronch muslin cmpoesed cocrs , full , gilt gaarantoei oho a finer work In every Bense , maohanlcal , lit irary and rtofeBalorol , than any ether work soldli his country for 82.60 , or the money will bo rofundei n en cry Instance. I'rloo only 81.00 by mall , post > ald. Illustrative sample 6 cents. Send now. Ooli nodal an arded tbo author by the National Medlca LwocUtlon , to the oftlccraof which ho refers. Tbo Science of Life should be road by theyoum or Instruction , and by the afflicted for ro'.ltl. It wli icncflt all. London Lancet. There Is no member of erclety to whom The Bel moo of Lfo will not bo useful , whether youth , par ut , guardian , Instructor or clergyman. Argonaut. Address the Peabody Medical Inb.ltuto , or Dr. W , I. Parker , No. 4 llulflnch Street , Boston , Mass. , wh ( uy bo consulted on all diseases requiring eklll ace xpcrlcnco. Chronlo and obstinate diseases that havi allied the ( kill of all other phys-HtH I clang , Bpoclalcyl Such treated sucocce-nCHL fall } rtthout an Inetiaco of failure. TUVOCC | m , HORRE'S ELECTRIC BELT 'HI rnro .Vrrtoinncn , l.nmbiiRn , I'.lu'iimnllsm 1'nrnlyslg ( .urnleln , t-cUtlni , Miliufplni ! inul I IM iliM > u-.t > out , Atlhmii , lleurtillHfiivK Ilfpi > | , tl > i , I niiKllinil | u IT pelHH Catnrrti , IMIt'i , I pllepny Jiiiniitcin \ Inn b A runiHiii ) | fieri * ti OnH hi Iminiti lliLirli lit It in An IT il ttmt noiulti ttlu HeLtrli lt > HilJ liintn Hitin thrmi > Ji lif > Uj , Aiitl tau U > rotitiaruod In uu lusluut by tbu pntleut. Winter Is coming , the season of the year for action id pains. In view of this fct wo Bay buy one ol ri llorne'l Eloctrlo Belts. By BO doing jou will old Khoumatlsm , Kidney Troubles and other Ills flesh la hn'r to. Do not delay , but raj a 'our and examine belts , No. H22 Douglas street , or . Qoodman'a , 1110 Karnam 81Omaha , Neb. Or- filled 0 0 D MEDICAL AND SURGICAL ) ISPENSARY CROUNSE'S BLOCK. 18th and Capitol Avenue , treats all cunt Otlp . .plod or Deformed , alao disease * of tt Fervous System , Blood , and Urinary Organs 111 caw * of Curvature of the Spine , Crooked Feet at and Anna , Dlneasoa of the lllp , Knee , and ikle Joint * . Also Chronic affections of the Liver leumatlam , Paraljeli , Plica , Ulcer * , Catarrh , Arth i and IJronehitla are all treated by new and suo- jnful methods. All diseases of the Dlood and Urln- Y Organs , Including the e resulting from Inclacra- nor expoinre , are naMj and nuooeaafully treated d a cure guaranteed. Young men , middle aged , d old men aufferln ; from Weakness and Nervoua haustlon , produc'.uk iiiJIgestlon , Palpitation of the art , Despondency Dlulnoea , LOBS of Memory.Lack Knergy and Ambition , can be restored to health d v0'or ! , If cue la not too long neglected , e Buritoon la charge Is a graduate of Jcfler- i Ifodloal College 1686) ) and bai itudled hla ifoeslon In London , Parla and Berlin. If afflicted , 1 or write full description of your oaM , and modi- e may be tent jou. Consultation free , Addret laha Dispensary , Croanjo Block , Omaha , Neb. lee honri 10-1 ! a. ra.,1and 7-8 p. m Eundayi. Oa m. : -irActocnuiod tloii3 furultliod iiatknU torn tba iitry. The remarkable growth of Onirvhr , during the last few years In a matter o2 great astonishment to thono who p.iy nn occasional vlalt to this growing city. The development of the Sloe' ' Yards the necessity of the Bolt Line Road the finely paved ntroot * the hundrcdo of now roaliionoo3 Bud costly business blocks , with the population of onr city raoro thr.n doubled In the lant five years. AH thlo la n great surprise to visitors and fa the admiration of our cltlsons. This rapid growth , the business activity , and the many substantial Improvements luadn n lively demand for Omaha real oatato , ancl every Investor has mndo n handsome profit. Since the Wall Street panic last May , with the subsequent cry of hard times , there hns boon less demand from specula tors , but n fair demand from luvotstoro seeking homes. This latter class are taking advantage of low prices In build- lug material nnd are securing tholr hotnoo at much leas cost than will bo possible o year honco. Speculators , too can buy real o9ta < 3 cheaper now nnd ought to tnko advant o of present prlcoa for future- pro ti. The next few yeara promises grcftton d ivel jpmonts In Omaha than the past livi years , which have boon aa good an wo could reasonably dealro. Now man ufacturing establishments and largo job bing houses are added almost weekly , and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many In Omaha and through- but the State , who have their money In the banko drawing a nominal rate of In terest , which , If judiciously Invested in Omaha real ebtato , would bring them much greater returns. Wo have many bargains which wo are confident will bring the purchaser large profits In the near future. We have for sale the finest resi dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North TVO have fine lots at reason able prices on Sherman avenue , 17th , 18th , IDth and 20th streets. West on Farnam , Davenport , Cuming , and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnum , California - nia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city , and with the building of the street car line out Faruam , the pro perty in the western part of the city will increase in value. We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper ty in the south part of the city. The Jevelopuients made in this section ) y the Stock Yards Company and ; he railroads will certainly double ; he price m u short time. We also have some tine business ots and some elegant inside resi- lencep for sale , Parties wishing to invest will find ome good , barains / by calling u BROKERS. i3 South Mth St Bob roon Farnhara and Douglas. P. S. Wo oak these who have roporty for nalo at a bargain to give s a callWo want only btirgamn e will positively not handle prop- rty at more than its real value.